ASMR | Rude School Principal Expels You Roleplay

[@swavyyjayy3751]

Nobody: Ryan: “SNAP BACK TO REALITY”

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

ope there goes gravity

[@JAMF_]

Ope there goes rabbit, he chocked

[@colinryder8285]

@@JAMF_ He's so mad but he won't give up that easy No He won't have it

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

@@colinryder8285 he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter

[@jetrenapasteta886]

@@PrincessMakesVideos he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

[@LeKnightStudios13419]

Debra is every assistant in the ASMR Cinematic Universe.

[@thepuffinman1055]

I imagined it being spelt Deborah

[@camilapalacios1668]

@@thepuffinman1055same

[@Stella0700]

I think Jojo has a secretary helper named Debra too!?

[@SantovuFIN]

@@thepuffinman1055 it is

[@Thepolandvibe]

Facts.

[@MARS-eb8pt]

This is the most powerful character he’s created. He can bend reality and shift it at a snap of a finger

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

We are but figments of his imagination, existing only to satisfy him.

[@Im_sleepy7362]

So is he just Thanos “¿

[@LilZac0709]

Nah he’s Eminem, snapping back to reality.

[@ninolloydbandiola5581]

I was gonna say Heaven DIO but Thanos is more accurate

[@Thomp12344]

Principle=Thanos confirmed?

[@marisathatcomments3471]

18:46 19:21 Here are some timestamps of the most relaxing and tingliest moments.

[@FARTSNIFFAA15]

Thank u! :)

[@mouna3857]

@@FARTSNIFFAA15 hi roblox player

[@bread4034]

FR

[@CloudwayRblx]

Joe mama and xandice deez nuts lol

[@Sneakygio916]

I fell asleep

[@jase5432]

Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man🙌❤️

[@Mimi-zm8lh]

true! He remind me a lot of Joey in Friends (thats from this rp of Joey i found him) he is into is rp so much that sometime I forgot that its just an rp...

[@Pink3rx]

@@Mimi-zm8lh omg gotta check that one out lol

[@Smoke16666]

I paused the video and said out loud "hes gonna turn the page and its gonna say yes you do" you just kinda expect it because ur vids are relaxing and comedic :) for eg: the whole "stew" conversation you can tell hes having a bit of fun with it that's what I love about this channel

[@corporatecommander4066]

I love how some other channels will just talk about random things into a mic for 20 minutes, but people like u go the extra mile and do all these roleplays. Guess I'm just tryna say thanks

[@theredbanana5006]

21:56 😂 the way he reacts with the money is hilarious!!

[@KOASMR]

No one does roleplays like you! Your roleplays are unique. I can't find a style like yours. ❤️

[@TheASMRRyan]

you're so kind thanks K.O .i love your videos too!!!

[@r3ady780]

@@TheASMRRyan Thanks, I'm definitely the same person. 👍😁

[@abbiekohl6764]

True dat

[@jakedireen3192]

Jojo asmr is pretty good

[@Sadening]

Jojos asmr has a worst reviewed series and its kinda similar (no hate to the dude)

[@robertovalle8137]

4:10 i cried with laughter Thank you Ryan for the entertainment and relaxation

[@annaosorio2635]

It actually nade me laugh hard too😁😂

[@VI-qp5wu]

i've been having hot flashes and nausea for like hours now and i swear this relaxed me to the point where it went away lmao ty ryan

[@TheASMRRyan]

awwww this means so much to me thank you! i'm so happy i could help!

[@VI-qp5wu]

@@TheASMRRyan wait u replied 😭 kinda didnt expect that

[@bruno-th6of]

@@VI-qp5wu hey man, I love Tool, too

[@VI-qp5wu]

@@bruno-th6of )))

[@VI-qp5wu]

@NG EUGENE Moe what the fuck :DD u did what?

[@just_ur_average_gal]

"We'll split it- But I'll get all of it. JUST- put it in the cabinet!" had me WHEEZING with laughter omg

[@ashtonmccormick4043]

Is it just me or does anyone else talk back when he asks questions? 😂 You know it's a good video when you feel inclined to respond to the ASMRtist.

[@ryanwisienski4824]

Yes all the time

[@Im_sleepy7362]

No but yes

[@veevee9923]

Lmao yes I do

[@Channel_B2024]

No bro your not alone me too 😂😂😂

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

Yes, and he’s also the only one that actually predicts what I say

[@thereviewer4819]

You look the kinda principal to walk in on class movies. 10/10

[@alexmorgan88]

I enjoyed how you pointed out the grammatical errors to the young hoodlum but did not point out using the wrong principal lmao great video so far! I might just…like this video…

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha well looks like the principal needs to go back to "SKOOL" lol

[@Paul-dy9ij]

Haha

[@christina-olivia5655]

No idea how you don’t break character, 10/10 acting! Love your videos Ryan 💛

[@SoLoRainz]

Ryan out here boutta get a big acting gig I swear 🤌🏼😂👀

[@TheASMRRyan]

aw you're too kind thank you! haha i'll see ya'll in the Purge 6!

[@realdotty5356]

@@TheASMRRyan I’ll watch a movie if you in it

[@CH4SEWarZ]

@@TheASMRRyan i feel like if you were in a movie you would have a habit of tapping on everything not being rude just a joke

[@cg0426]

@@realdotty5356 yes sameee

[@Toxic_Vortex_]

Holy hell when the Candice joke happened I literally started crying 😂😂😂😂😂 God that was one of the funniest moments ever.

[@beck2933]

I didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭

[@conker33350]

You don't know who kandiss is

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Debra must be the Uncle Ruckus (no relations) of the ASMR verse. Also, kudos to anyone who gets the reference 👏

[@notpaper-cr6ni]

The boondocks hit different

[@ImJustLayZ]

No

[@deborahtheassistant71]

Hi

[@stephanieritchie578]

Jojo asmr? That’s the only person I knew who mentions Debra.

[@notpaper-cr6ni]

@@stephanieritchie578 no it's a reference to a show called the boondocks

[@thaboymali]

Ryan’s positivity is what motivates me to do what I love with passion thx for being everyone inspirations Luv you so muchhh ❤️✨

[@nicounetwork8570]

Never been to the principles office. Seems pretty relaxing!

[@harristhefunkopopcollector3017]

Trust me it’s not but this one is😅

[@bigred6978]

No you will piss your pants lol

[@bigred6978]

Trust me

[@rayzorblade621]

Man deserves more followers. Every asmr video I watch on different channels, I usually set my phone down and do something else but this is on another level.

[@dragontm1090]

It's not a asmr ryan video without a don't forget to smile at the end of it, thank you ryan

[@ibishupessima_]

That road flare part was hilarious😂

[@Joemp3]

Flashbacks to when I was kicked out from secondary 😬

[@TheASMRRyan]

yikes! well hey maybe this one will turn out a bit better

[@averagejoe8358]

I burst out laughing when he made the candice joke, lmfao. This was at 4AM, my brother was not happy.

[@itzzztoby8236]

Time stamp?

[@attrennux0000]

@@itzzztoby8236 19:13

[@alijuma7594]

Videos suggestions Ryan, Debra interviews to all of her jobs

[@TheASMRRyan]

oooooo yes!!!!!

[@buggasmr4772]

So it says here.... You've had every job... Ever.

[@acetherealg]

@@TheASMRRyan u should do it

[@wxrd9983]

You should do a movie review of the new purge

[@_.cloudxari.__2105]

@@wxrd9983 OMG watched it last night sooo good 🙃

[@momojabberwocky]

This student is pure chaos... ... They have my respect.

[@cobydallas5074]

I agree

[@patrickweber3954]

Sounds like something James "Jimmy" Hopkins would do.

[@-kratos-2987]

Maybe at the Bullworth Academy

[@patrickweber3954]

@@-kratos-2987 Or maybe at one the schools he got expelled from.

[@umbruh6259]

Your content is so wholesome and clever, I find myself laughing as much as I get tired when watching them!

[@grantakkerman7639]

I SUGGESTED THIS VIDEO LIKE 2 YEARD AGO THANK YOU SO MUCH RYAN

[@TheASMRRyan]

thanks for the suggestion! hope you enjoy it!

[@grantakkerman7639]

@@TheASMRRyan yes this video was so good it is now my favourite video of yours thank you so much

[@Silvers_White_Door_YT]

Why is he actually good at being the principal?? He’s got the hand movements, the wording, and that overall “I hate my fucking life” aura down

[@mylife-23]

He jus dissed the education system near the end 😂

[@slar1111]

My favorite part is that Ryan always fits the part no matter what role he's taking on

[@BrisSuave]

I love the rude ASMR role plays you do 😂

[@kalliopebehan6365]

Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man!!!!!!

[@ThedivitalGD]

05:31 what a genius we got there,for me Ryan is the Dicaprio of asmr

[@andrewevans8792]

This was basically just a more relaxing rerun of my childhood

[@vlone.nick315]

I needed this role play I'm a trouble maker in school😂😂

[@tvollogy]

I really read this as "im a mister maker at school" 😅

[@reggietaylor3460]

I doubt that, judging by the anime profile picture

[@robg42]

@@reggietaylor3460 was about to say that

[@cdn6917]

Lmao more like the quiet weird kid that sits in the back 💀

[@vlone.nick315]

@@cdn6917 nahhh

[@polypython]

I was about to fall asleep then I heard 16:26 and now I can’t stop laughing

[@Killedbymyspirit]

How was it funny?

[@nayelynunez6753]

​@Frm Dot same, I think your sense of humor is broken.

[@mattster1127]

It's hard to sleep to some of his videos cause he always makes me laugh 😂

[@christianscott3116]

You’ve gotten so good at this in the last year or so. Definitely become my nightly go-to

[@alien6052]

There should be an Officer Gutierrez interview 2, basically interviewing us about what we did at school to get expelled and all that lol

[@RaveFM7]

Lol that “money money money!” Part my favorite part, pretty funni

[@dispy_x]

It's funny because I started summer school today, lol!!

[@vigilmain1087]

I like the middle finger flick when he rubbing his finger on the peanut butter jar.13:54

[@ATMISOUT]

You should do the goth student role play.

[@TheASMRRyan]

that would be funny aiden!

[@merettere7816]

Yess

[@r-6727-m9t]

bro i can actually imagine a principal saying some of this stuff, realism to the max!

[@atlasbutnotthetitan393]

Ryan trying to look at the back of his head for the bald spot reminded me of Patrick Star getting annoyed because he couldn't see his forehead lmao

[@hairbrushmicrophone9130]

3:07 “Maybe you suck” 🤣🤣 I could picture my principal sayin that to me tbh

[@rocketmania9281]

Out of all these asmr videos Debra is the best character 😂

[@jinachanvong2873]

This video makes me go to sleep is a compliment in the Asmr world.

[@mortybernstein535]

I’m too busy laughing I can’t get asmr cause I get stop laughing 😂😂😂 this video is amazing just like all the rest

[@justinbeingalive5500]

His video is so relaxing and unique

[@jackhuston5298]

12:00 Why do you have a police grade road flare Ryan? HmMmMmMm

[@TheASMRRyan]

...... i plead the fifth

[@lacucarachagommo1672]

@@TheASMRRyan u had a taser to on one of ur vids HMHMHMHMHMHMHMMMMM

[@BoneChillingPictures]

@@TheASMRRyan but why tho 🤣🤣

[@Xanderfoxwood]

@@TheASMRRyan got a question for you do you have like a PO box or something if we wanted to send something to you like as a gift or just something to show or appreciation

[@Xanderfoxwood]

Why do I have a police grade road flare you ask why don't you just mind your damn business and let me play with it

[@hunny_milk]

I always wonder how does Ryan keep a straight face and not burst out laughing doing these things??

[@noobless5]

Debra is like the Alfred for the ASMR Universe

[@chriswarner7139]

I've been nearly asleep numerous times throughout this video, but your funny acting skills kept me awake 🤣. You're the MAN!

[@ImJustLayZ]

Ryan goes all in with his videos. 👍

[@odjlovesfooty634]

This video did make me laugh. Such good acting Ryan ayy film directors get this guy an oscar🤣❤️

[@strawb0nes668]

Damn Ryan out with another banger

[@TheASMRRyan]

i try! thanks for watching!

[@FARTSNIFFAA15]

18:46 19:21 absolute amazing-

[@AlexSmith-si7ll]

That Candice one had me laughing way too hard

[@ashleighstangeland5046]

Dont hurt me.... W-what's the Candice joke?

[@lauraiwwo2wimanning990]

Same???????????????????????? 😑😑😑😑🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

[@jaynayxsamurai5416]

honestly you make the most creative asmr rps, we appreciate you yo

[@ODST-Animations]

“Maybe you suck” *welp.. at least he’s telling the truth* You can say goodbye to your putty, it’s mine now *I paid $9.99 for it though-*

[@getitmations9219]

Lol

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

I could buy a large box of pizza with that money. He probably just took it to punish the guy for making a terrible purchase lol

[@Im_sleepy7362]

I pay $49’99 for slime

[@Im_sleepy7362]

Jk 10$

[@DawnDrinkz]

I love that this roleplay gives me Captain underpants vibes. This is my favorite asmr video I've ever watched honestly.

[@Noah_Botel]

Ryan Probably Has The Best ASMR Channel In The World

[@proubilijar_8916]

00:00 - Intro 02:29 - Bad Noodle Notebook 06:53 - Dog Food 08:57 - Space Slime 11:41 - Road Flare 13:30 - Peanut Butter 15:13 - Fake Blood 17:16 - Jumper Cables 19:49 - Fake Moustache 20:42 - Fidget Spinner 21:34 - Money Money Money! 22:35 - Educational Talk 24:18 - Calling Your Mother 26:01 - Outro I watched it all :)

[@averagejoe8358]

There are literally timestamps integrated into the video

[@kimyeontan148]

Ryan be living the Barbie life he be switching jobs everyday from Bob Ross to a principal all he needs is a wig

[@jproductions5977]

One of your funniest videos yet

[@lpsamyrose]

5:49 oh no....HES BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!! 😨😨😨

[@orangez478]

30 minutes at the principals office…. WOOOOO THTAS LIKE HALF A CLASS

[@Czonte]

When he said “lil zap zoop" I died 😂

[@Zorcher1578]

This gave me both relaxation and nightmares. It reminded me of the time when the principle had a chat with me.

[@fongus6420]

me too 😳

[@wabank3191]

I know I sound maddd immature, but when Ryan looks at the camera 18:44 it had me dead 🤣

[@LiamHuntington07]

Ryan you are in my opinion the most underrated asmrtist out there not only are your videos relaxing but their also entertaining I’ve been a fan since you first pop video and I’ve always loved all your horror related videos. Love you heaps man 😁

[@Sammeep02]

Thankfully this is more calming than ACTUALLY getting expelled from school.

[@devlbandit]

3:40 the fact that he actually looks sad is hilarious-

[@measeva5854]

i was dying of laughter the whole time… my intention was to sleep..

[@BrysonWright9910]

Best asmr artist ever

[@Anime_Potato]

Can't wait for part 2 with officer Gutierrez

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

I usually hate asmr roleplays but I love you! You do so well! I actually find myself really invested it them!

[@ASMRMusings]

21:53 (pantomimes putting discovered $100 dollar bills in shirt) "Debra, can you file these? We'll split it!" 😂😂 Haha nice!! Thanks for this. Also, those TikTok bits were 200% cringe.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah thank you as always! so happy you could find the cringe in this, i know it was super hard to find lol

[@haydenward1451]

I watched this video a year ago and decided to watch it again today and I am still dying laughing. You're the best Ryan, you always make me smile, laugh, and tingle! ❤❤❤

[@rizzshimura]

LOVE IT!

[@lauraiwwo2wimanning990]

Push in your luck

[@Gaugez]

This is the best tung twister ever 😂 8:26

[@amlasmr9491]

The "don't forget to smile" here was extra perfect 😅

[@gerrardjones28]

Absolute gold! Imao

[@LUNARIA123]

"Can you imagine why you were sent to the principals office?" "Cause i stole your pizza rolls? Oh! Wait is it because i ki- I mean, I politely got rid of bethany? No wait, I know why..." *"It was because i wore socks and sandals..."*

[@laurabaker9952]

Omg this is so relaxing and also hysterical to me!!! I have a child that hates school and needs to watch this 🤣🤣🤣❤

[@motherboard_messtm3648]

GETTING REFERED TO AS HE MADE ME SO HAPPY I-

[@noodle_runway_26]

18:44 Joe who, JOE MAMA LOL XD That was hilarious! and 19:14, "Put a ring check on that" , lol XD

[@piskelo10]

"Principal arrested for the unauthorized theft of child's college fund"

[@jewelxiat]

I like to think he stole "toy" money but didn't realize it because the kid didn't even try to stop the principal from doing it 💀

[@strange_gentleman182]

He's a lot patient than i expected.

[@lloydgamer25]

Dude this video is hilarious 😂

[@Bokokirby]

I love how every time the principal accuses you of bringing outdated fidgets, he then proceeds to start playing with them.

[@Jaysun521]

POV: principal yells at for one reason for putty but plays with it anyways

[@ajrfanmatt]

When i see a notification from your channel i get excited for the night

[@gaconhair]

PTSD of me getting suspended for 2 months

[@itspopsplace]

lol your roleplay are the best you are iconic, the best roleplay i have ever seen ever ever ever and never