ASMR | Worst Reviewed Personal Trainer Role Play

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[@alfie5632]

When Ryan pulls out those mkII AK47s attatched to his arms 😳

[@carlosmolina4920]

Ryan: I Recommend five or six cups of salt a day Me: Bruh that's straight up Murder 😂

[@Rustyy.shackleford]

This vid should get flagged for showing guns!

[@voltix_7338]

Giggity Giggity he was being sarcastic

[@isyouis5641]

Giggity Giggity wow you stupid

[@lew1171]

Anyone notice how cool the soda can looked with the green screen?

[@TheASMRRyan]

Haha I need to work on my lighting

[@ghiaccioiced]

@Xxlew209Xx Looks like a premium soda

[@rl_liam1782]

@@ghiaccioiced are oyu a jojo reference

[@APAN501]

Yeah

[@rl_liam1782]

@@TheASMRRyan what you need to work on are dem legs

[@LarsXavier]

Lmao I've never laughed at Deborah so hard. "5 more laps" "Around where?" "Around the world I don't know?!"

[@themanbehindtheslaughter9797]

Lmao same

[@TheASMRRyan]

Hahaha glad you laughed!

[@Stewartlittle_6]

Deborah is the best

[@jionimorales2829]

How many jobs do Debra has she is working out working on computers and jobs EVEN IN HELL

[@alyssajones4368]

As a health and fitness addict, I couldn't stop laughing. This just made my day even better 😁 bravo Ryan! 👏🏼

[@TheASMRRyan]

Yay! Happy to help you laugh Alyssa!

[@Therealdesrick]

Legend says Deborah still running around the world

[@TheASMRRyan]

she better be!

[@mikaelaadolphe1394]

Lol

[@m-mori]

She probably still Is.

[@hypedyt1292]

Dedrick Serrano yeah lol

[@IFD24]

The ASMR Ryan hig

[@sidwoods9723]

Barbie: I have so many jobs! Ryan: *hold my horror movie*

[@TheASMRRyan]

😂this is perfect

[@bane5825]

🤣🤣👍👍♨️

[@samwalker3165]

Barbie needs a P45 and a burns doctor 🔥

[@willh_0418]

Why am I stupid and don't get this

[@Vuigo]

Willh_04 _ I wouldn’t say you’re stupid, just happen to not know what they are referring to. 🙂

[@generalkaboom6642]

*"Looks at Ryan's swole biceps in the thumbnail"* Me: As a straight dude, I would probably still hit that.

[@wesleywyatt8073]

Literally same, except in not straight at all lol

[@randomtitanium]

I’m pansexual

[@generalkaboom6642]

@@randomtitanium So you have a sexual interest towards frying pans?

[@VMadnezzYT]

@@randomtitanium that must hurt

[@loganrouns9620]

I'm gay and Ryan looks hot

[@howowweirdo5941]

“I eat about 5-6 cups of salt a day” Your heart probably stops 5-6 times a day dude

[@jewelxiat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@labcat6759]

I know ur gonna r/wooosh me for this but... your heart can only stop once because you die

[@howowweirdo5941]

@@labcat6759 *sweating intensifies*

[@kateefghjhhkks24]

you and Jojo’s ASMR always have an assistant called Debra

[@cheshirecats1492]

Nice observation, lol

[@The.real.ChainsawMan]

Yes

[@vlone.nick315]

Cause Jojo copied him

[@lapsedgoth]

Shared universe.

[@Elkanimates]

@@vlone.nick315 no no no debra is just in the asmr universe

[@Mike-he1rf]

"You're late, I'm gonna need a pretty good excuse" "McDonalds drive-thru was busy" The king of roleplays never stop doing Asmr 👌

[@TheASMRRyan]

Hahaha nice, also thank you so much!

[@cloakedbadger9762]

The ASMR Ryan the real question is: would that have been a good enough excuse?

[@harveyharber9406]

Ryan:what have you been eating? Me:Fruit Ryan:Oh god what r u doing Me:umm ok...😂😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

How dare you! I said cheeseburgers only!

[@harveyharber9406]

@@TheASMRRyan haha😂

[@crypticsin6763]

dylan searvogel bodies

[@yiasoumi8529]

6:46 did he spit the apple out or not

[@TheASMRRyan]

Oh nooooo haha the green screen ruined it but yes I did 😂 got all over my carpet

[@yiasoumi8529]

The ASMR Ryan 🤣

[@oskybug2830]

@@TheASMRRyan hi 😁

[@thewallfangirl2980]

The ASMR Ryan lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@doggo9421]

Help I can’t stop replaying this it’s so funny to see him go BLEFHHH and nothing comes out

[@JustRelaxASMR]

Random Facts: It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open and the “dot” over the letter “i” is called a tittle

[@splugzycomeonletsgo]

Yoo

[@splugzycomeonletsgo]

Facts

[@spookyzzz627]

Okay!

[@yubbydubbers9431]

@@splugzycomeonletsgo Hi

[@user-oi2mq2tl6u]

*WOW*

[@0bei997]

Ngl I was expecting a sponsor from g fuel

[@TheASMRRyan]

That would be awesome! GFuel seems like a great company!

[@FeninH]

chads big brother

[@davidcarnevale8885]

And yet, still more effective than my quarantine workouts

[@TheASMRRyan]

Haha you know I got you David!

[@frddyyfezbeer2368]

I think we know why the Gym is empty

[@JH-ur7zb]

Corona virus?

[@elladunnivan2302]

#corona

[@glitchtrap9112]

Because this man killed every single person?

[@viiperbiite]

Because it’s actually a porno

[@astra8186]

my dumbass read “gym” as “G I M”

[@adrianelward689]

Perfect timing it’s 2 am where I live rn and I need this

[@TheASMRRyan]

Hope it helped! Goodnight!

[@xAnthonyx_]

You’re definitely hired as my new personal trainer 😂 Can’t wait for our next session!

[@TheASMRRyan]

Woo! Time to get to work!

[@valegamereviewer6077]

2nd

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Ah so this is where BRAD Braddington goes to, interesting

[@noneofyourbusiness2107]

and chad bradley☺

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

@@noneofyourbusiness2107 true true

[@TheASMRRyan]

Oh yeah! Haha we should be checking in on Omega Beta Zeta soon!

[@Il_dottore]

@@TheASMRRyan WoW jUsT wHaT i WaNtEd, MoRe ChAd AnD hIs FrAt! I swear I'm always late to these videos but your one of my favorite asmrists (?). Hopefully your happy and healthy!

[@Mibris]

You again ?! xD How r u ?

[@notdayday]

This ASMR so good the demon under my bed fell asleep too.

[@baileysmith5713]

My name is GAINS😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

And don’t wear it out! Haha

[@baileysmith5713]

😂

[@jakehadnettmusic]

@@TheASMRRyan lol 😂

[@shotcxld]

*hi my name is G҉ A҉ I҉ N҉ S҉

[@saucemaster1100]

@@shotcxld my name jeff

[@professorreall]

16:04 lmao I got it right away 😭

[@hxalrabieah]

I alot of things in my life has been reviewed by Ryan: -My sins -My diet -My future -My phone -My taste in horror movies like Ryan what are you gonna review next my taste in clothes? i mean its not a bad idea and im not complaining if you do that 😂

[@JH-ur7zb]

i wanna see that now lol

[@TheASMRRyan]

YES! Rude fashion designer or something haha

[@hxalrabieah]

The ASMR Ryan Omg you actually replied and YESSSS!

[@arturhours]

The ASMR Ryan that’s such a good idea!

[@calebthedrummer4825]

“5 more laps...... around where AROUND THE WORLD DEBRA!” 😂😂😂 1 min and I’m dying haha Edit: omg I didn’t even know you were going to see this! Thx! I guess you really do look at all your comments😁

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha yes! happy to make you laugh!

[@jennaleary5103]

ryan: you must be my 3:00 me: what? three in the morning?

[@fmbhxncho]

Substitute teacher walking to your desk: whats your name? Ryan: 1:16 😂

[@slewis.06]

I’m not first I’m not last But when i saw the notification I clicked fast

[@x_x08]

Same

[@meeker_beeker]

I bet soon your comment is gonna get like 800 likes

[@TheASMRRyan]

and that's all that matters haha, hope you enjoyed!

[@slewis.06]

The ASMR Ryan all I can say I don’t think there’s been a time I haven’t enjoyed 🙂

[@rubenrystad8385]

Imagine jojo’s asmr collaboration with Ryan Thank you all so much for 2 likes😱

[@someoneanonymous978]

With Deborah

[@KT-ov9et]

7:49 he just died LMAOO

[@evanthegoat1479]

when my guy aggressively ate and spit out that apple. that showed real gym dominance.

[@x_x08]

Jay from the Kubz Scouts and The ASMR Ryan look like brothers! CHANGE MY MIND!

[@TheASMRRyan]

Haha I have been getting this since I started KZbin

[@man.like.a2]

RYAN IS THE ASMR GOAT

[@TheASMRRyan]

thank you so much!

[@man.like.a2]

The ASMR Ryan no way you responded

[@andituck1]

You gots dat right

[@eviem063]

The pain on Ryan's face when he ate the salt 😂😂😂

[@alanabanana9824]

No one: ... Jock animal crossing villagers :

[@Rageingbull]

Alana Banana I have 4 jocks lolll

[@thehabsfanatic5800]

Alana Banana lol

[@olivinator69]

i just kicked out teddy because i hate jocks lol

[@agj5212]

“No don’t show me your toothpicks show me your muscles” 😂😂

[@imhumaniswear6736]

I haven't watched yet, but I'm sure that I'll just end up laughing instead of sleeping, as usual with his videos 😅

[@TheASMRRyan]

Haha well hey either way I’m happy to help you smile!

[@hihih7476]

Yooo 😂😂 6:00 He Got That Limited edition

[@TheASMRRyan]

The new INVISIBLE can haha

[@elladunnivan2302]

Ryan: what have you been eating? Me: pizza!

[@TheASMRRyan]

Oh ok I can’t be mad at that! I love pizza haha

[@pyr0man1ac17]

Ella Dunnivan I actually LOVE pizza it is ma fav

[@angelinalow7731]

You licked salt LMAOO the dedication ryan omg i applaud u!!

[@Lallemanden]

14:45 “not one, not two but three” puts up four fingers🤔

[@GeraldCalvillo]

MY BROTHER

[@lfmsuperiordeer5980]

fish army

[@Lallemanden]

I see you guys are a fellow brother!

[@aidanwizward]

I think as a fitness trainer if he tells you you’re doing everything wrong you’re doing everything right

[@TheASMRRyan]

this is very true haha

[@fujifinite]

I like how the red color grading was added when he was lifting those 5 pound weights.

[@cheezy-kun6261]

Mid stretch “ i wonder why she left me “ honestly same Ryan

[@alexbyrne3263]

16:00 I feel that was a masterbation joke ngl 😂

[@Beanb3an]

Omg loooollll

[@Vestegnenforlife]

Prbly was....😂

[@lickmylinguini9938]

He isnt wrong, my right arm is more developed than my left💀

[@TheASMRRyan]

I’m just gonna let that one slide 😂😂😂

[@imhumaniswear6736]

@@TheASMRRyan of course 😂

[@RichzProdz]

how he tried to say gronks name 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@piskelo10]

I actually didnt know about the posture reset thing so i tried it and it actually helped, thanks lol

[@TH0MASHAWK]

5:27 Ryan: i noticed you´ve been drinking a lot of this. ... Ryan: w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ dasani

[@kaninchen0074]

Ryan flexes me: Nosebleed ;)

[@TheASMRRyan]

oh someone call a priest haha

[@kaninchen0074]

I don't know if that would help me XD.

[@A_Bookish_Obsession]

Honestly same!! 😅

[@bvnny5274]

You gotta be my favorite asmrtist. The comedy, the AMAZING whispering, the Roleplay quality AND you’re a horror fan

[@Michaelmartinez-vc9pu]

I think we all know what Ryan means when one arm is stronger than the other😂😂

[@Brad-bh7os]

I love how he said 3 but put 4 fingers up 14:47

[@makennaheon3677]

7:16 this boy boutta have a heart attack!

[@bibbidi4616]

1:02 actually I was here at 3:00 sharp while _you_ spent that minute telling Debra to run five laps around the world

[@mrglasselijahprice4512]

This is only 1% of Ryan's power! 😂😂😂

[@arandomnerd9351]

Ryan: you think I came to this Italian restaurant to order these spaghetti noodles?!?! 😂😂

[@bilal21sheikh39]

Who else thinks he should be a fitness coach I do

[@TheASMRRyan]

Hell yeah! I better get to it haha

[@lashaunbrown8542]

@@TheASMRRyan o.o

[@whoknowsstudios9266]

Are you copying JoJo asmr and I am sus bc this was MY comment on his channel?

[@JokersWild]

@@whoknowsstudios9266 I think you're overthinking it. Coincidences happen and inspiration is a beautiful thing.

[@ohuehue2818]

@@TheASMRRyan go get that zaddy body 👀

[@smh_240]

“You’re late, it’s 3:01” *didn’t even see me for a minute*

[@aydenhernandez9104]

Love how how he integrated real health facts and options into this video

[@KT-ov9et]

I was dying when he was talking about the dog treats

[@basbvb7352]

The flex tho😂😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

BOOM! Muscles!

[@tristandizenzo6688]

I love whenever he eats something bad he closes one eye😂😂😂

[@businesscasualasmr8532]

This is hysterical!

[@TheASMRRyan]

Woo! Happy to make you smile!

[@agust_bjarni8503]

5:53 the soda can is invincible

[@0bei997]

Dehydration is key ? That is the smallest bottle of water I have ever seen and u can see through the can 🤣

[@ssassen77_62]

Man I actually can’t, I was dying of laughter this whole video 😂😂😂😂

[@timothyprice3264]

I’ve never seen a better KZbinr at liking comments and responding to fans! Literally the best ASMR artist out there 🙌🏼 PS: it would be awesome if you did a video role playing military recruiters but made it like this! “Worst recruiter ever!” Lol😂

[@paigepellettiere197]

Ryan: *takes a bite of the apple* Also Ryan: *spits out the apple* Me: ya I would do that

[@mkudrna1123]

Omg i haven't had a squirt forever forgot all bout that brand of pop 🙃

[@TheASMRRyan]

Love it! Not too much of a soda guy but it is good every now and then!

[@saffrey4917]

im jus dirty minded so um i-

[@anastasiai3521]

Hey Ryan, just wanted to say a big thank you for your videos. They help me calm down when I'm agitated and cheer me up when I feel bad. Funny and relaxing!

[@HGamer-ye4gm]

Perfect timing it 4 am right now where i live i need sleep

[@TheASMRRyan]

Hope you sleep well!

[@RobertSwayzeKeene]

The one personal trainer that does not recommend fruits and vegetables😂😂😂

[@Patriciaqt]

How is your dog happy so quiet during all of this? Impressive

[@nikiardo]

5:34 That's the smallest and cutest water bottle I've ever seen. Where do you even get those?

[@ytaccont7781]

Him: giving you chocolate, salt, and soda. Also him: wonders why his clients haven't reached there goal yet, he also complains about them.

[@Sasha-qj7tu]

whoosh

[@guerinmelody4542]

i sub two weeks ago and i love it i dont need pills anymore thanks you Ryan keep up the good work🙂🙂

[@makennaheon3677]

Who else thinks he should do a “seeing my fitness trainer in public” role play?

[@exocraft8134]

One of the best actors I’ve ever seen

[@mattlov7880]

I was having a semi sucky day, then you posted so now I'm happy 😄😄

[@TheASMRRyan]

So happy I could help!

[@tulebokenxd7384]

Poor Debra, she deserves more respect! #justiceforDebra

[@moyzo1629]

You put laughter and relaxation into the videos I smile every time my favourite KZbinr uploads a new vid which Brittens quarantine

[@ajsweeney7086]

Loves the vid keep up the work

[@TheASMRRyan]

I sure will! Thank you so much for the support!

[@janor5765]

Hmm I don’t know but I think I already know a deborah that’s always a character off screen

[@janor5765]

Its jojo asmr

[@dclancy72]

I’m ready to get get fit!!! Also Ryan is flexing on us with that at home gym

[@bricktismo1910]

Not really?

[@seanmiller.]

Uhm, i cant tell if thats sarcasim but its a green screen.

[@turquoiseartuniverse4407]

Ryan: Hershey bar is all you need Me: .....ok *takes it a runs*

[@pensando8183]

Deborah deserves the world

[@gabrielcorreia8445]

Get it get it cus like… ya know… she’s like running… around 🤣 THE WORLD 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@totallyMessi10]

Yes he uploaded

[@hxrtlxss8905]

Those people who disliked the vid are mad they didn’t have you as their trainer

[@ln9469]

5:27 ( wrestlers trying to cut have entered the chat)

[@itzshadow5608]

When it comes to being a sexy eh eh eh god. Calm down my mans 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤞🏼

[@krys5152]

Debra working in hell, heaven, probably a thousand more places and also works out- Debra can get it.

[@tylerbachmeier05]

Yes I do want to be “💪”

[@NoKniveYT]

That sound ha🤣 8:03

[@username4496]

Just a question Ryan when do you think you will do an apex legends or overwatch vid in Asmr again?❤️

[@samwalker3165]

Overwatch will probs be when the *cash grab* I mean sequel comes out

[@TheASMRRyan]

Not sure when I’ll be doing gaming on here again but I would recommend checking out my twitch channel! I game on there almost everyday! The username is xRyanGutierrezx

[@MrStarfireninja]

The face he made before eating the salt 😂😂

[@LeverickTV]

Yo this actually a good strategy, make them worse so they spend more money coming back to undo what you told them

[@lynton_the_paridox9397]

Now Debra works out XD 😸

[@anthonymartinez1604]

So we’re not gonna talk about that apple.

[@dracomalfoy4679]

This is why i love KZbin. Even through these though times, you creators can still makes us laugh. You especially, Ryan. I always end up laughing and smiling to ever one of your role play videos. Keep up the good work and we will all get through this crisis together❤️🥰❤️

[@ZuelyTuff]

He seems like the guy who would have like a million subscribers not 270k