ASMR | The Worst Reviewed Personal Assistant

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[@TheASMRRyan]

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[@thespiritdragon9155]

Could you do a trollhunters asmr

[@street_sign416]

Hey Ryan, I was thinking of getting one but I can't seem to click on the FAQ, are there any negatives?

[@BigColin-ph1bj]

@Asmr ryan i am 13 and im wondering if i could use mellow. Will it affect me?

[@BroadcasterDougSantelli]

I wish there were other flavors than grape!

[@dgsanmma]

Looks like vape to me 😂 lol

[@insaneplanelandings3933]

“I love grape because, it tastes grapey”😂

[@jetstreamsam5360]

One letter away from being arrested

[@liveandliving4846]

@@jetstreamsam5360 😂

[@AppleArc]

Dude, your logic is beyond science 😅

[@RachASMR]

*The moment I open KZbin and see a new video from you I smile. There’s just something about you that puts a smile on my face every time. You just give off such good vibes.*

[@redfieldbjgprod]

Ry's doggo is so adorable and looks chilled out to the max. Seems us humans aren't the only ones benefitting from Ryan's ASMR.

[@joshlee350]

Make a Debra role play (basically 5 star rated assistant)

[@HeavyBruh]

Everytime he says Debra, I'm thinking of an other asmrtist named Jojo asmr

[@joshlee350]

@@HeavyBruh yep that’s exactly what I thought at first

[@m3squitobeatz]

He says he will someday, but he doesn’t want a lot of makeup and doesn’t want it to be to feminine(btw he said this a long time ago I cant remember when)

[@baduizm17]

I think she’d be more of a 3.5 - 4 star assistant tbh

[@tirokatz5507]

@@HeavyBruh i thought i was the only one who watches jojo asmr

[@riamould3671]

every time somebody says ‘everybody makes mistakes’ i automatically follow up with ‘everybody has those days’ so when you actually said it i lost my mind

[@davidvallejo4556]

Everybody knows what you’re talking about

[@mz3588]

1, 2, 3, 4! 😂 🎶

[@mik.3110]

the dog looked so done im laughing my ass off

[@liveandliving4846]

I know 😂😂😂

[@hxalrabieah]

As soon as he said “Everybody makes mistakes” I knew immediately what he is gonna say next but yikes I seem to be like a moody boss. I Would have sang along with him XD

[@danielkastler3868]

I love how the dog is just vibing.

[@annasrobloxadventures494]

LOL I love how he’s saying “you have an appointment at 9am” while it’s 6pm 😭 LMAOOO

[@Indrevius]

It's like 12AM for you now. 12:50AM?

[@annasrobloxadventures494]

@@Indrevius oh no! I mean he said it was 6pm in the role play.

[@neowalker52]

This is your 500th vid keep up the good work!! Love you so much and you deserve to hit 500k by the end of this year!!!

[@RayisanArtist101]

3:04 “like the dragon from shrek... so grapey...”

[@tjrobirts7798]

I have been watching for over 2 years and I just want to say it is amazing what happens over the years and how much you have progressed thank you for everything you never ever fail to make me smile thank you Ryan!

[@tvollogy]

I love how most the ASMRists I watch have trouble sleeping😂

[@kiteride8674]

Anyone else notice part of the ad at the beginning plays twice in a row? Thought I was crazy, but watched it again to double check.

[@kylemaddoxarcadio9447]

Yeah it was weird

[@extimeee1]

probably a mistake while cutting the video

[@kimyeontan148]

Petition for Ryan to make a roleplay but it's just his dog being all the characters

[@adm_III]

Is it just me that intro is kinda tingly when Ryan was sniffing

[@caryies2446]

Yes

[@Fareeha73]

Is it just me who celebrates when Ryan has a sponsor in his vids? They’re amazing

[@theatticaddict]

“Celebrates” bro starts jumping for joy whenever Ryan has a sponsor 😭

[@ASMRMusings]

"I'm available Monday to Monday, 4 to 6am". WTF. 😂 Thanks for always putting your humor in these. And thanks for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre recommendation. I've been wanting to show some young family members a wholesome movie. 😂

[@alyssajones4368]

HAPPY!!!!! ❤ thanks for giving him a cameo appearance Ryan. I wanna try that melatonin diffuser thingamajig.

[@dugong4742]

hey ryan not sure if you remember but i’m back home safely from Florida !

[@Lijah49]

“This late at night” yet in the window in the background it’s bright as shit out I love u Ryan man😂😂

[@myaltaccountforasmr4119]

I can just feel the overwhelming stress of this guy’s boss

[@emeliapalmer1448]

This video was absolutely kwispy I do hope you keep up your content,you make my day everyday! Keep it up

[@dk_isbetterdkib6804]

This dude 100% deserves 1 mil subs

[@Ortegapsyxho]

This has to be the funniest ASMR video I’ve ever seen 😭😭

[@APAMVs]

Even the ad was relaxing 😴

[@sydneygracex]

Not the doggy theft😂

[@FatalArcana]

12:07-12:13"It's clean, It's nice and fresh" *Rubs shirt and Mr. Clean tries to appear from the void*

[@jenniferlynnschlomer8387]

You are so funny ryan!! You'd be a good comedian and actor!! You don't have to remind me to smile when I'm watchin your stuff cuz I'm always laughin and smiling. 😃 💜💜

[@bobbysartproductions6729]

Thank you for helping me sleep I appreciate it When I fall asleep I leave the iPad on and then the iPad's on all night😂😂😂

[@jimbobmcmuffin4549]

Jimbob "Big Papa" McMuffin Approves this video

[@kmarie1331]

thank goodness, i will not watch videos if they aren’t big papa approved!

[@Sangonomiiya]

THE DOG IS SO CUTE

[@alisonsoifer4191]

Fantastic roleplay Ryan! I love your creativity!

[@mkudrna1123]

Im gona get that infuser !!! U sold me on it . great roleplay as always✨✨

[@burgerboydraws3386]

Isn’t that just a vape?

[@generalsaucy2529]

Was anyone else expecting him to bring out sausage party when he said “I found a movie you can watch with the fam”

[@emiscommentingaccount96]

Him showing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre DVD took me out ✋🏽😭

[@tinamurrin9691]

Amazing video as always thank you so muchhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ and happy is sooo cuteeeee

[@jessfashionable70]

Happy looks so calm and relaxed 😍😊 Nobodys perfect by Miley Cyrus haaha sweet reference.

[@alien6052]

Wait the sponsor is a vape that puts you to sleep😂

[@ll-had3x-ll105]

At least you dont have to make the smoke travel all the way through your lungs, better like that :) I find it weird its an ad on a video thats supposed to put you to sleep tho😂😂😂 Dudes basically saying "Yo, ik this video isnt gonna work, so just take this, it'll work better if you combine my video with it"

[@777eeah2]

@@ll-had3x-ll105 vape and cigarettes is the exact same way he inhaled it like it’s still not good jus bc it doesn’t have nicotine

[@ll-had3x-ll105]

@@777eeah2 Bro...Im talking abt how the smoke isnt going through his lungs, tf you on😐😑

[@pierroo3389]

@@ll-had3x-ll105 bro he‘s literally inhaling it, where do you think it‘s going if not the lungs?😂😂😂

[@ll-had3x-ll105]

@@pierroo3389 it is possible to simply take air/smoke into your mouth and get it out through your nose. You simply dont breathe with your lungs, but your cheeks(Like try to inhale without your belly moving, and then you move the smoke to your nose and get it out)

[@itskaylababyy]

i love you for reciting hannah montana lyrics

[@bongwater1282]

My favorite kind of asmr

[@c.bulakh6231]

If only I had an assistant like you in real life🥰

[@dne3928]

Role plays are always good keep up the good work!

[@reapersplitter7337]

Oh wow, the beginning gave me bear in the big blue house vibes.

[@s.storumus8620]

How? The sponsorship? I watched it when I was 3, and just searched up BITBBH and watched the finale song. Choked me up a bit 😭

[@sunakshisanwal]

Astro projectile technologies in Ur phone 😂😂😂😂😂 Mate you're hilarious!

[@destinybboswell95]

This is so great XD I had so many laughs and tingles through out the whole video :) Great work Ryan!

[@leannezezeski-sass2773]

He might be a horrible assistant but I keep him around because his voice mellows me out

[@yonnyyonson9583]

GREAT VIDEO RYAN! KEEP UP THE WONDERFUL WORK!

[@omcblaze5302]

hi great video and thank you for giving me tingles:)

[@aaronbivens9849]

Damn happy taking a lot of puffs off the mellow

[@js955]

In combination to Goodnight Moon also posting her Personal Assistant video recently, this is just really funny to me 😂

[@convoyleader4173]

Ryan talking about the diffuser me sitting here with my vuse alto like hhaah mine helps sleep to

[@jewelxiat]

Cool someone who has one! I want to ask how do you inhale that stuff without it getting into your lungs?? 🤔

[@mos-m1g]

@@jewelxiat The same as bum puffing or ghosting a vape. just hold it in ur mouth and exhale through your nose

[@jacobsmall7680]

HAPPY THE MOST SOPRTIVE DOG 🐕 ❤ 💙

[@LJONeill1997]

I love you're video's ❤ alway's makes me smile.

[@bojan-_-4783]

Even if this is a one star rated assistant i still love it…

[@rylangill7826]

Why do I feel like I'm watching tv late at night and a commercial for a food item is on during the sponsor part?

[@jayyy33k45]

Bro the movie got me dead😂😂😂😂

[@toyjoysupershow4303]

Do a jungle cruise skipper role play!!!!

[@GremlinzEnt]

I would hire you strictly to be my worst enemy’s assistant.

[@catto909]

I love the asmr ryan

[@MukbangMermaid]

🐳My tail is flippin and scales are twitching! 🐳Im tingling EVERYWHERE..& guess what I LOVE IT❤️❤️ ❤️❤️❤️ Keep Doing What Your Doing 🐳Think im going to order a whopper from Burger King with extra onion..no lettuce.. hold the ketchup & mustard now!

[@catlover8261]

3:15 Starts

[@homeboysudaka5629]

I would struggle with sleep too if I watch all those horror movies

[@mz3588]

6:58 did he call me a cheapSKANK? 😂

[@triggeredasmr5142]

YOU ARE SUCH AN INSPIRATION FOR ME 😊 LOTS OF LOVE FORM INDIA 🤗💜💚💜

[@Anime_Potato]

Thats like literally an asmr vape

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

Jesus Christ guess your a teenager

[@estrellan4327]

No one: me missing half of the beginning: Ryan supporting smoking 😨😨😨

[@r.i.pjuicewrld7941]

But its not smoking its vaping theres many differences do your research

[@Ricocchet10_]

Literally 😂

[@Ricocchet10_]

@@r.i.pjuicewrld7941 yes, it’s literally bad for ur heart and lungs, I get that it doesn’t go through your lungs (the product he’s been sponsored by) but actually vaping is bad

[@lawlesscrowley5895]

@@Ricocchet10_ isn't normal vaping ok as long as it doesn't have nicotine or tobacco

[@Ricocchet10_]

@@lawlesscrowley5895 probably not

[@linda_srndn]

the hannah montana reference took me out lmao 💀

[@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx]

Ryan: you’re not an extra small? Me, an extra small: absolutely not >:0

[@dylanyard8060]

Loved this asmr vid

[@hannahsimons9014]

Hey Ryan it is hannah and I have been happy your videos are the best and love you

[@therudeslayer90]

If this was real it would have been"Worst reviewed personal assistant yet best asmr artist"

[@Goosetavo69]

Ryan gets stoned confirmed 💯🔥

[@Shrin33]

"Like the dragon from Shrek" I never want to go near anything like vaping or smokeing or any drug for that fact, and im not saying your bad for doing it because it is bad for you but I understand its addicting and all that i personally just dont want to have an addiction, and i dont even want to try things that simulate it... but I now have a burning desire to be the dragon from Shrek. Ive been finding donkeys more atractive lately.

[@MegaChorro123]

2:02 lmaooo comedy gold

[@cubnoonn9813]

Me:clicks video Also me: *watches* *a* *man* *in* *his* *20's* *simping* *on* *a* *box* *for* *a* *few* *seconds*

[@GodfatherDP456]

At 1 mill subs we need a Debra face reveal

[@aleynabeicker4561]

Not the Hannah Montana reference😭

[@asmrsloth]

Your doggo is super stoned mate

[@drowarcher4208]

I don't know why mellow reminds me so much of JUUL.

[@dylanm1]

even your dog was falling asleep

[@danceracha]

the way i was looking for an assistant roleplay and ryan uploaded this..

[@DiegoGutierrez-oq8xd]

ahh, kool, u brought back HAPPY!

[@kevinhaspancake359]

Kinda want a 5* assistant roleplay cause I feel as is I see more worst reviewed roleplay then I do best reviewed 🤔

[@wesleywyatt8073]

Awwww poor Happy is a tired boy today

[@Shanay44]

Wait can all ages have that mellow or is like a vape idk if I can use it or not

[@PrincessJupiter14]

I'm waiting for him to do a Neil Melendez roleplay because he low key looks a lot like him 😬😂

[@bdeshiguy]

Video starts at 3:16

[@_.tonypro._]

Ty for the content. 🧡🥺

[@inker2077]

Awesome video ryan

[@wuller8175]

0:39 basically explaining death

[@GlitterInTheSnow]

Love ya Ry!

[@grayson6327]

ry, is this what you filmed after the stream the other night? i remember you showing your diffuser

[@e1nicekill161]

I actually watched texas chainsaw as a kid so that was accurate lmfao

[@danaalkhalaf8969]

hahaha your dog wanna go to sleep his probably tired😂🤣

[@ShantyGames1]

Why does the dog look high 😂😂😂

[@britishduck]

“And NO tabaco” *pulls out a cigarette and smokes* (what looks like a cigarette)

[@CosmicTheExplorer]

It’s not a cigarette it’s a vape that is plant based and contains no tobacco or nicotine so it doesn’t have anything necessarily bad but it is still bad if you inhale it into your lungs. I hope that helps 😅

[@britishduck]

@@CosmicTheExplorer it looks like a cigarette.

[@CosmicTheExplorer]

@@britishduck it does but it’s not

[@britishduck]

but it looks like a cigarette

[@CosmicTheExplorer]

@@britishduck IT ISNT A CIGARETTE FAM 😂

[@tdoggthemcgod8115]

bro that’s basically a vape 💨

[@journey_of_luke]

That intro tho 😂