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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

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Watch how a D.E.I. consultant magically turns a video game into... well, something else entirely.
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@MikeyDog
@MikeyDog 2 ай бұрын
I think they just bought a transcript from a real corporate executive meeting and changed a few words.
@desmien679
@desmien679 2 ай бұрын
I'm more inclined to believe they recorded the whole meeting and only changed the name of the game and kept everything else intact.
@kentuckyfriedpepespeaks1550
@kentuckyfriedpepespeaks1550 2 ай бұрын
They left out the part where they dedicate an entire section to micro transactions and built-in slot machines and then Steer all of the development of the game towards that
@Rusty_Shackleford099
@Rusty_Shackleford099 2 ай бұрын
Probably written by someone who was forced to work on a team collaborating with SBI...
@desmien679
@desmien679 2 ай бұрын
@@kentuckyfriedpepespeaks1550 fortunately loot boxes are going through legal scrutiny in many countries including in EU and US
@desmien679
@desmien679 2 ай бұрын
@@Rusty_Shackleford099 not needed especially with how public certain devs have been speaking out against SBI and DEI in the industry. Grummz should see this video
@AscendantStoic
@AscendantStoic 2 ай бұрын
Sequel: -Game sells poorly -Studio gets shut down -Gamers get called bigots for not buying the game that by the admission of DEI commissars "wasn't made for them"
@jaffarebellion292
@jaffarebellion292 2 ай бұрын
The game is not made for you. You will be made to suit it, bigot. Resistance is futile.
@Green-Gloves-the-Scientist
@Green-Gloves-the-Scientist 2 ай бұрын
Hollow Knight in a nutshell. 😅
@AscendantStoic
@AscendantStoic 2 ай бұрын
@@Green-Gloves-the-Scientist Hollow Knight!!!?
@legacymse7095
@legacymse7095 2 ай бұрын
@@AscendantStoic I have zero idea why people say that ngl. Hollow Knight was a massive hit and the only issue about it's sequel, Silksong, is that it's a long time to come out
@GholdenGhost
@GholdenGhost 2 ай бұрын
I completely understand what that first reply is talking about. He/she is most likely referring to Silksong (or as I call it, "Simpsong") the "sequel", about the abusive girl-boss character "Hornet". We can't have a male hero knight anymore, he's off the table, along with the rest of the amazing cast of characters the original game already had - we have to make a strong, edgy female as the protagonist and trash the whole original kingdom for her. It's a good example that I've made a few times regarding what's going on in the gaming industry. I don't mind a female warrior character, but Hornet is very unpleasant, narcissistic, arrogant, and cruel. Not to mention, a lot of the HK fandom is toxically woke... Too many games are getting this treatment, even obscure indie games like HK. Hornet essentially ruined the series. If "Simpsong" ever exists, it will absolutely not be successful. Everyone I have ever discussed HK with in the real world doesn't like Hornet. It would be better if TC just updated Hollow Knight and made a Hornet saga DLC, along with other characters playable. But no. It's all about the waifu... You probably wouldn't agree, and people who bring this game up here in the commenta (including myself) are getting a lot of vicious replies. I respect others opinions, but it's true about what's going on with HK, and this video is so accurate as to where all games are going these days. Woke, edgy woman protagonist, etc...
@herknorth8691
@herknorth8691 2 ай бұрын
I can't believe she/her assumed the hamster's gender.
@emorybest1003
@emorybest1003 2 ай бұрын
Watch out, she might say your oppressing her
@36KACRE
@36KACRE 2 ай бұрын
How dare u , ur oppressive 😢
@real_plague
@real_plague 2 ай бұрын
So oppressive.. you should be ashamed!!!! 😂😂😂
@jvdmeritt
@jvdmeritt 2 ай бұрын
It was totally a non binary gay hamster. They should have explained that. 😂
@JimK445
@JimK445 2 ай бұрын
This is making me have a Zhe/Zher Sgrjrysjsrykdjetuj2rgiw4uuwryjqyrhyq44l8
@yeetusdeletus9818
@yeetusdeletus9818 Ай бұрын
I started to smile, then I remembered that this isn’t satire… it’s all true, and then I got really sad.
@bradfordbrucker
@bradfordbrucker Ай бұрын
I retired when it was just called "Diversity Training", I never thought it could get more crazy => DEI...
@smolchungus5647
@smolchungus5647 Ай бұрын
It is true but it's still satire
@Chronorust
@Chronorust Ай бұрын
Yeah 5 out of the hundreds of thousands of games available today, and three of those are simply hated bc they just "exist" lol
@LukiKruki
@LukiKruki Ай бұрын
​@@bradfordbrucker Diversity Training; Diversity Equity Inclusion; Diversity and Inclusion; Benchmarking Race, Inclusion and Diversity in Global Engagement - all the same little s##t just under different name. And yes, the last one is real and it's a new name this nonsense going with forward.
@ThBlueSalamander
@ThBlueSalamander Ай бұрын
​@@bradfordbruckerit's actually DIE, lmao. Pretty much Don't Even Invest.
@PRORAGEGUY
@PRORAGEGUY 2 ай бұрын
the moment she said "she/her", its over
@emergencyambulance2017
@emergencyambulance2017 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@adrielbearden4060
@adrielbearden4060 2 ай бұрын
I hate that we’re at a point where people feel like they have to specify what they are
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat 2 ай бұрын
She/her isn't that bad bur when they start yapping about wierd pronouns like they/them or ze/Zhem or something that's the point you gotta avoiding.
@ChronicallyTweaking
@ChronicallyTweaking 2 ай бұрын
​@@DragonOfTheMortalKombat It's unnecessary when it's so obvious
@Im_a_cool_one_48
@Im_a_cool_one_48 2 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: dont hire woman
@KoongYe
@KoongYe 2 ай бұрын
The moment she said "she/her" they knew what's up.
@kellywright540
@kellywright540 2 ай бұрын
Amen!!
@silverscalederg8632
@silverscalederg8632 2 ай бұрын
I do pronouns too you biggot I have a few that I accept Hurri/cane ,vor/tex and dis/aster use my damn pronouns
@CosilHeiir
@CosilHeiir 2 ай бұрын
The moment she said "she/her" I said "fuck/you, got it"
@ccrs776
@ccrs776 2 ай бұрын
I see that and if I can, I leave. Having to collect credit items I'm forced to deal with these sociopaths.
@patrickrannou1278
@patrickrannou1278 2 ай бұрын
I would have interrupted her, saying she can't be part of the team as she is obviously a mentally unfit person living in some kind of weird mental loser bizarro world. "It's been proven time and again that going woke always means going broke. Always. Look no further than the abysmal disney sdtuff viewerships, and bud light. You're not stupid and immature enough to believe otherwise, right? Plus I bet she want to outsource to some external woke crap company that will turn out to be owned by her, right? She's just a leech trying to ruin the company, and nothing more. Fire the parasite and let's move on to real work that will make the ACTUAL PLAYERS have FUN, not make a few wokists feel good about themselves while making the players actually feel like they are being moralized with a hammer." Show the stats on "woke" games that all went under. Now, you know what really sells? BEAUTIFUL SEXY GIRLS! (showing Eve from Stellar Blade, or any other number of recent games that are non-woke and were smash hits).
@douglasammirati8450
@douglasammirati8450 2 ай бұрын
Missed the part where the game fails miserably, gamers are blamed for their bigotry, devs are fired, studio is closed.
@user-ez8le1rp3x
@user-ez8le1rp3x 2 ай бұрын
They deserved it though. Another Mario clone? Should at least be inclusive. Inclusive Mario. Super Mario Trans.
@denifnaf5874
@denifnaf5874 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-ez8le1rp3x paper mario did that already so it would still be a clone
@user-ez8le1rp3x
@user-ez8le1rp3x Ай бұрын
@@denifnaf5874 well... poop then they're screwed
@edman9953
@edman9953 Ай бұрын
@@denifnaf5874blame the localization team for that. In the Japanese version of the game, none of that bs is said. Just the Western world trying to enforce its stupid ideas on an Asian made video game. I don’t think that flag people understand this, but Asian nations and cultures are traditionally conservative.
@JohnSmith-ff2pb
@JohnSmith-ff2pb Ай бұрын
​@@user-ez8le1rp3xSuper Maria Sisters
@paolo9038
@paolo9038 Ай бұрын
She doesn't have a "mafia" nose ring nor blue hair, so it is easy to understand that she is an actress
@CorvusHyperion
@CorvusHyperion 21 күн бұрын
The most dangerous DEI pushers are those who appear normal.
@arkdon477
@arkdon477 6 күн бұрын
Did you ever have a nose ring wearing, blue haired boss? Those are reserved for middle management.
@cp1cupcake
@cp1cupcake 2 ай бұрын
You guys forgot how the DIE consultant scammed the devs to hire companies which don't do anything but are owned by the consultant.
@dinchy12
@dinchy12 2 ай бұрын
And they also forgot adding hetero cis-male white man as main villain whose super evil power is making rational decisions...
@gamebros8424
@gamebros8424 2 ай бұрын
DEI*
@uniqueprogressive9908
@uniqueprogressive9908 2 ай бұрын
@@gamebros8424 Its spelt DIE on purpose
@themonsterunderyourbed9408
@themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 ай бұрын
Racketeering.
@lllHot_Waterlll
@lllHot_Waterlll 2 ай бұрын
The skit is exactly how bad actor are sent into a company to destroy it from within. This isn't just applicable for the gaming industry but every other industry as well.
@daniellabra4186
@daniellabra4186 2 ай бұрын
Some mistakes here: Her hair isn't blue or rose and she doesn't weight a ton...
@vakuzar
@vakuzar 2 ай бұрын
LMAO!
@eduardogregorin8122
@eduardogregorin8122 2 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with that, just the workers have colored hair. The weight that controls the shadow show is pretty standard.
@js70371
@js70371 2 ай бұрын
No septum piercing and shitty banal, kitschy tattoos either
@Strykerx31
@Strykerx31 2 ай бұрын
Dude she's an actor not crazy
@aerinsoleris
@aerinsoleris 2 ай бұрын
No ugly haircut, no humongous glasses
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 2 ай бұрын
This skit is not satire, it's a sad reflection of reality. Since when Babylon Bee report actual news?!
@ASporz
@ASporz 2 ай бұрын
facts
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 2 ай бұрын
​@@ASporzthe video should've ended with the company going bankrupt and the head and DEI woman blaming customers for being toxic/bigots or whatever.
@cp1cupcake
@cp1cupcake 2 ай бұрын
@@markmunroe-hz8rf You forgot the part where it comes out that the DIE woman also got them to hire a company she owns to scam more money off of them.
@Hurdleizer
@Hurdleizer 2 ай бұрын
@@markmunroe-hz8rf That's part of the DLC that you have to pay for
@peopleforpooping
@peopleforpooping 2 ай бұрын
Since all of this comical nonsense became reality
@anothercastle17
@anothercastle17 2 ай бұрын
“Diversity” should include jumping hamsters, this video is rather bigoted towards rodents and the vertically inclined.
@Thunderblock7889
@Thunderblock7889 Ай бұрын
""We should also be allowed to marry our hamsters and morpekos!!!""-woke horny furries and pokemon fans
@goofygoof338
@goofygoof338 Ай бұрын
Hamster lives matter 😢✊
@Kreuzrippengewoelbe
@Kreuzrippengewoelbe Ай бұрын
That's anti semitic
@goofygoof338
@goofygoof338 Ай бұрын
@@Kreuzrippengewoelbe never see a Jewish hamster huh?
@celeben9463
@celeben9463 Ай бұрын
Hilarious. so true
@hashimirasama
@hashimirasama 2 ай бұрын
"There's no Gay stuff!" "Well, it's for kids..." "Yeah! Hence the Gay stuff!!!...Dah!" That one is too accurate to be satire.
@Freddy78909
@Freddy78909 2 ай бұрын
The sad thing it's usually women pushing that narrative. I thought their maternal instinct was to protect kids?
@ViktorVeeyt
@ViktorVeeyt 2 ай бұрын
I don't understand what's wrong with gay representation in children media. I mean, there were straight couples kissing in lots of cartoons, and in Disney ones too. If not the kisses, characters are generally attracted to opposite gender. No sexy stuff, just love interest. Why can't it be gay? It's not like we are showing gay pornography to them
@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf
@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf 2 ай бұрын
and yet not many seem to be bothered by these things.....
@ViktorVeeyt
@ViktorVeeyt 2 ай бұрын
@@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf you mean be bothered by people in children cartoons being attracted to opposite gender?
@Lovethehumans
@Lovethehumans 2 ай бұрын
​@@ViktorVeeytIt's s**ualizing children.
@GKRPLAYZ
@GKRPLAYZ 2 ай бұрын
My favorite quotes: “You are a guy right?” “I’ll go report myself to HR” 😂😂😂
@GKRPLAYZ
@GKRPLAYZ 2 ай бұрын
Second is: “It’s for kids… hence the gay stuff”
@DiabloGuard1993
@DiabloGuard1993 2 ай бұрын
Mind you the consultant just did not care 😅
@ryanb509
@ryanb509 2 ай бұрын
You can't ask, but also you can't assume. You must inherently know, and not be wrong, or else you're a bigot.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
Kids are asking for gay games, 100% of the time! I tell you!
@bfontaine566
@bfontaine566 2 ай бұрын
@@GKRPLAYZ "they are comming for your childrens" song
@isenhart2920
@isenhart2920 2 ай бұрын
In part 2, nobody buys the game and the devs blame the consumers' bigotry.
@garrettsmith2776
@garrettsmith2776 2 ай бұрын
Part 3: The actually passionate creators of Ultra Jump Hamster Legend release the game they wanted to make, before Lesley Perkins barged in, under an independent company or on their own site.
@becauseYES9999
@becauseYES9999 2 ай бұрын
​@garrettsmith2776 and the game does really well
@MaxStirner123
@MaxStirner123 2 ай бұрын
No, a game doesn't sell because it's shit, people can complain all they want about bullshit like "homosexual characters" or similar, but in the end they end up buying them anyway. Remember when people complained about the last of us 2? Game that ended up winning tons of awards, sky-high reviews, and a blockbuster? And do you know why? Because it's beautiful
@isenhart2920
@isenhart2920 2 ай бұрын
@@MaxStirner123 So by that logic, if the DEI representation was not present, it would have made the same amount of money from sales, right?
@MaxStirner123
@MaxStirner123 2 ай бұрын
@@isenhart2920 This depends on the title, the target audience and the "importance" of the DEI but in the vast majority of cases the changes, especially for the most important titles of large development houses, would be minimal.
@mightywhiskas3880
@mightywhiskas3880 2 ай бұрын
It needs an ending where the two developers are laid off after the game doesn’t sell.
@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf
@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf 2 ай бұрын
that or sent to the mobile game/COD/FIFA mines and never seen or heard off again
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 Ай бұрын
That'd be the follow up, where they get new jobs over it, see a similar thing starting and one says to the other. "So, make our own indie company?" The other nods as they walk out. Bonus points if it's the same consultant, who doesn't recognize them.
@DeaDraug
@DeaDraug 2 ай бұрын
Now you need to do a part 2 where the director is confused why the game didn't sell. Then blame all the fans for not buying the game. Extra points for making a comment about "legacy features" which are not include in the game.
@markmurex6559
@markmurex6559 2 ай бұрын
100%
@taags
@taags 2 ай бұрын
And a third part when the company shuts down and everyone is fired.
@0giwan
@0giwan 2 ай бұрын
All of the above.
@CESWG
@CESWG 2 ай бұрын
@@taags You mean like Deep Silver after the last Saints Row Reboot?
@DameOfDiamonds
@DameOfDiamonds 2 ай бұрын
I have a theory, i think they try to be woke but also try to market towards straight women. The problem is that all of these DEI people aren't straight women and don't actually know what we like. All we want is good gameplay, and hot guys doesn't even have to have story (EX: the insane success of touken ranbu) it is literally SO easy to market towards women (most profitable demographic see: every boyband ever) its mind boggling that they haven't figured it out lol
@JG7772
@JG7772 2 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby Inc: The Documentary
@anonymoustroll2432
@anonymoustroll2432 2 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby Inc will soon make an aquisition with Mihoyo.
@BulletSponge71436
@BulletSponge71436 Ай бұрын
@@anonymoustroll2432 Why do you think so? And I don't think that China's government will allow it, especially since one of the CEO's is in CCP now.
@heckinmemes6430
@heckinmemes6430 2 ай бұрын
*Puts cigarette out on your face* "Now make it lame and gay."
@user-AADZ
@user-AADZ 2 ай бұрын
Put the chicken in and make her gay!
@markangelocrueta2882
@markangelocrueta2882 2 ай бұрын
"Wait, Kotaku is still in business?"
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 Ай бұрын
It is remarkable they're not gone yet.
@Lucrei.
@Lucrei. Ай бұрын
Definitely the funniest line in the whole thing.
@TheSolidSnakeOil
@TheSolidSnakeOil Ай бұрын
I'm surprised too.
@latetotheparty7551
@latetotheparty7551 Ай бұрын
My reaction but then they've recently been trying to defend The Acolyte. 😂
@aloysiusprasetyo3737
@aloysiusprasetyo3737 Ай бұрын
@@markangelocrueta2882 unfortunately yes
@youknowho4439
@youknowho4439 2 ай бұрын
This is sad because Unreal started demanding people use the correct pronoun in the game CODE? People are going to be offended by the game code?
@MrDezokokotar
@MrDezokokotar 2 ай бұрын
Thats meant as a measure to be "inclusive" and inoffensive to other studio members when they read the code and notes of another coder.
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 2 ай бұрын
People have been making dumb vomplaints about terms used in different contexts (like coding) for decades. Absurdity isn't new, it's just sadly trendy.
@ronaldwoofer5024
@ronaldwoofer5024 2 ай бұрын
the other developers that infiltrated the industry could be offended by the code.
@macibax
@macibax 2 ай бұрын
@@MrDezokokotar thats so dumb
@Eir749
@Eir749 2 ай бұрын
@@MrDezokokotar Excuse me what? No respectable coder gets "offended" by code.
@survivaloptions4999
@survivaloptions4999 2 ай бұрын
There is literally nothing about this that is satire. I wish that statement were hyperbolic.
@qwefg3
@qwefg3 2 ай бұрын
Technically it is Satire... they only had one DEI consultant. By the end of the game they would have had to hire more DEI representees to report back to the DEI consultant for anything they didn't like about the company that also needed to be changed.
@thronosstudios
@thronosstudios 2 ай бұрын
​@@qwefg3She also didn't have unnatural hair colors, nor was overweight, wearing glasses and ugly. So definitely satire
@qwefg3
@qwefg3 2 ай бұрын
@thronosstudios that is the minons and those hired afterwards. The professionals look normal to fool CEOs.
@thronosstudios
@thronosstudios 2 ай бұрын
@@qwefg3 Eh, that depends on the company
@mrbisshie
@mrbisshie 2 ай бұрын
They didn't fire the white dev at the end, so it is satire.
@johnbcardin
@johnbcardin 2 ай бұрын
"Wait, Kotaku is still in business?" ☠☠☠
@schwaaard
@schwaaard 2 ай бұрын
Remember, Bee is prophetic! :D
@DameOfDiamonds
@DameOfDiamonds 2 ай бұрын
Babylon bee got more journalistic integrity than kotaku
@pastelgothbrat
@pastelgothbrat 2 ай бұрын
I genuinely wanna know. I don't know about why people hate Kotaku. What's bad about Kotaku?
@thronosstudios
@thronosstudios 2 ай бұрын
​@@pastelgothbratThey've gone ultra woke and have been consistently putting their foot in their mouth against the gaming community as "gaming journalists". Their bad rep has garnered quite a bit of attention the past few weeks because of this ultra woke girl they have on their team that hates basically everything traditional gamers love
@MrBCRC
@MrBCRC 2 ай бұрын
@@pastelgothbrat Someone's been loving under a rock.
@IxHATExUCLA
@IxHATExUCLA Ай бұрын
The woman is a good actor. The way she inhales very loud. The way she seems like a balloon ready to pop. Very good job on her part. And good writing; this is funny! It’s true. Dei is impacting all the stuff being created lately
@dorn0531
@dorn0531 Ай бұрын
I already hate her
@dr.medieval1131
@dr.medieval1131 2 ай бұрын
"How is this going to help sell video games?" "Video games?"
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
I was listening to a Zelda podcast where they were playing a game "Guess the character" which was mostly guessing NPCs. They were so PC/woke that they had to ask not "Is it a man/male or woman/female?" but "Do they have the appearance of one who identifies as a woman?" I immediately stopped it and deleted the podcast from my app.
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
There's nothing wrong with transgender individuals.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
@@foppypoof5195 It's very wrong. You seem to not get that. It goes against who they are, why they were created, and the roles of men and women, and the traditional, godly family. They are living a perverted view of themselves and God, living out their lusts and perversion. Read Romans 1. Reprobate minds is what they have, and what that tells us.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
@@foppypoof5195 Did you not get from this video that you came to watch and then comment on, that all this perverse views DEI and the woke are trying to push on us are NOT good? It corrupts. It is the minority. And it is not good. It is not natural, and will never be viewed or accepted as such, nor should it be.
@thepikminbrawler1746
@thepikminbrawler1746 2 ай бұрын
Considering there are a fair amount of Zelda characters where their gender isn’t revealed and they are super androgynous, that’s kinda a fair question. Characters like Sheik and the Zora call that into question sometimes
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
@@thepikminbrawler1746 /whoosh! You don't get it. You're going along with the woke madness. Most NPCs are obvious, and are a specific gender. NPCs aren't real, so it is getting really stupid to need pronouns from theml! Boy or girl. Male or female. You don't chose. If you can answer the pathetic PC/woke question, you can answer the simple question that had been asked before all this woke nonsense for many many years.
@rachelvieira397
@rachelvieira397 2 ай бұрын
“I never should’ve left sonic team“ was the funniest line in this video
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 2 ай бұрын
They made Rouge flat. Waiting for a day where Tails and Sonic share romance since they have been "best friends" for decades.
@rachelvieira397
@rachelvieira397 2 ай бұрын
@@dansmith1661 didn’t know sonic was a Drake fan
@CutieFakeKirby
@CutieFakeKirby 2 ай бұрын
​@@rachelvieira397 drakenic the pedhog 💀
@LATAM_ECLIPSE
@LATAM_ECLIPSE 2 ай бұрын
Specially since they have been cooking up so well in current years, first Frontiers and now SxS generations, we rating good😅
@rachelvieira397
@rachelvieira397 2 ай бұрын
@@LATAM_ECLIPSE it feels like they are kinda lacking when it comes to their shows recently. Sonic prime was carried by animation and shadow’s characterization(which could have been better but still…) and the knuckles show was carried by knuckles himself and his backstory with The fire demon(was that supposed to be iblis or just a reference to him?) in episode 4. But yeah I’m looking forward to the shadow anime, SxS and Sonic movie 3
@gowtham8909
@gowtham8909 2 ай бұрын
Games does not need "diversity" in characters race, it needs diversity in gameplay elements and character arcs and music
@brandan7761
@brandan7761 Ай бұрын
Everything should be organic to the character. There is a palpable difference between an element organic to the game or story versus an inclusion for DEI
@nanthilrodriguez
@nanthilrodriguez Ай бұрын
Imagine thinking that games need characters or arcs. What's the narrative hook of chess? Nothing, it's a fucking game. Quake guy had no character arc. Neither did doom guy. Neither did portal girl. Neither did half-life man. Why? Because it's a fucking video GAME not a video INTERACTICE STORY. so get your escapism coping ass the fuck out if my video GAMES
@starcat5167
@starcat5167 2 ай бұрын
This is how the new Assassins Creeds game was made...
@badmuppet6532
@badmuppet6532 2 ай бұрын
This was how the last three assassins creed games were made lol
@alexanderchapman6529
@alexanderchapman6529 2 ай бұрын
Do you mean Assassin’s Creed Shadows?
@starcat5167
@starcat5167 2 ай бұрын
@@alexanderchapman6529 Yes
@brianmurphy6480
@brianmurphy6480 2 ай бұрын
​@alexanderchapman6529 Yes, the stunning and brave social commentary about a poor, African-American samurai who is oppressed by colonialism and SLAVERY by whites, then mocked by the Japanese whose society refuses to acknowledge how brave and stunning he is (especially in the face of his generational trauma!), thus justifying his absolutely understandable campaign of unrestrained aggression against yet another Asian culture and its people. 🥲
@Lawrence_Talbot
@Lawrence_Talbot 2 ай бұрын
100%. the DEI consultant was a white lady who told Ubisoft their Japanese game wasn’t inclusive enough so they changed the character to Yakusi and then swapped the story, combat, and everything else because of her demands. It’s sad when you look at the leaked info on how Shadows was originally supposed to be (even the original title was different) vs what we’ll get. Went from A love letter to Japanese Feudal Japan history and culture changed to a hoodlum beating up on some Asians like they do in NYC every day
@Brightsonp
@Brightsonp 2 ай бұрын
Love how everyone's face is so sad when she said "she/her", they know they are doomed
@carltasticdrew9633
@carltasticdrew9633 Ай бұрын
I would point a shotgun hiding under my desk to someone’s face if I ever heard the words “DEI consultant” and the pronouns.
@WilloftheFans
@WilloftheFans 2 ай бұрын
Literally what Sweet Baby Inc do.
@oORiseAboveOo
@oORiseAboveOo 2 ай бұрын
With more att a cking of wh i te men.
@tovawr
@tovawr 2 ай бұрын
Probably exactly what the video is referencing, now that their influence in the game industry is known of
@geraldbouvy1222
@geraldbouvy1222 2 ай бұрын
And blackmail. They do a lot of blackmail.
@daro4066
@daro4066 2 ай бұрын
Blackrock in general, Sweet Baby Inc is just one of it's many lapdogs
@surplusking2425
@surplusking2425 2 ай бұрын
@@daro4066 Indeed. corporate overlords want us to work hard, consume more to maximize their profit instead of play games and work less, consume less.
@Receptical
@Receptical Ай бұрын
I worked in the industry this is all accurate but it’s all said in business-ese over months of back and forth in never ending meetings and emails. And anyone who is a real dev can’t say anything about it or ‘else’ and the ones that do slowly get removed and pushed out. It’s horrible.
@GusMix79
@GusMix79 2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately no satire detected.
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 2 ай бұрын
The problem is not videogames are made that way. The problem is games like that are praised by people who would never play them.
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
@cabnbeeschurgr6440 2 ай бұрын
That's the real issue. It's all a big virtue signal. People like anita sarkeesian don't see a medium to help ppl enjoy games, they see a problematic medium with not enough diversity. Even if the majority of the audience thinks it's stupid, they'll still put it in because they think they're doing the dei god's work. "This is what I hate about games, it appeals to the male fantasy" yeah because mostly guys play it. And most women aren't interested in such things. Unequal outcomes do not necessarily imply discrimination.
@salliemagnaye1403
@salliemagnaye1403 2 ай бұрын
Your right. But that could be the future of modern video games…
@zolombox1779
@zolombox1779 2 ай бұрын
No, the problem is people who never play games try to cancel them if it not fit their narrative, it’s like China but replace censorship with degeneracy. Those people get payed to push it on other people even there is no need or reason to do this but they need to work for the paycheck.
@wesleyblake6249
@wesleyblake6249 2 ай бұрын
Most games critics are just journalism majors who never got their dream job of working for the news corporations
@deldude1412
@deldude1412 2 ай бұрын
Bonnie Ross and Kiki "Wolfkill" are prime examples of this.
@4.0gpa44
@4.0gpa44 2 ай бұрын
Funny thing is most hard cheese has hardly any lactose. The bacteria break down nearly all of it.
@Mankeischreck
@Mankeischreck 2 ай бұрын
Good comment, this really bothered me. Respect the cheese!
@eeshananand3773
@eeshananand3773 2 ай бұрын
Ohh, so you think they/them people will understand this thing??
@ajoe.8461
@ajoe.8461 2 ай бұрын
​@@eeshananand3773no, but we try. We as humans are designed in a way where we trial error our way through civilization. (We found out way how to and how to not make rope) so we try to make them understand.
@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611
@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611 2 ай бұрын
@@ajoe.8461 only humans with common sense have place for improvements.
@IamW4RL0RD
@IamW4RL0RD 2 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby Inc should be shut down
@Xein17
@Xein17 2 ай бұрын
It should disappear from everywhere, including our memories, although it is good to actually remember them so that no other company is too smart.
@aloysiusprasetyo3737
@aloysiusprasetyo3737 Ай бұрын
Burn it to the ground with Black Rock and Black Stone
@blutygergaming8789
@blutygergaming8789 Ай бұрын
*shot down
@IamW4RL0RD
@IamW4RL0RD Ай бұрын
@@aloysiusprasetyo3737 didn’t even know there was more than one black rock like company.
@jeremiahfino7905
@jeremiahfino7905 Ай бұрын
True. Sbi = leaches.
@DeusExDraconian
@DeusExDraconian 2 ай бұрын
The scene is missing the part where she says, "If I don't approve your game I will give you a bad ESG score and you'll never secure a loan ever again and you will go out of business."
@Cynwale
@Cynwale 2 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where she tells them they will go to jail because she can file a report for sexual harassment, so they better listen or their lives and family tree ends right now.
@DriftWare
@DriftWare 2 ай бұрын
"A game for everyone is game for no one" -Arrowhead, creator of friggin helldivers
@vindicator879
@vindicator879 2 ай бұрын
ironic how that game turned out to be a corporate disaster shortly afterwards
@lmcgregoruk
@lmcgregoruk 2 ай бұрын
@@vindicator879 Well that was more Sony than Arrowhead though.
@DeathsjesterKMNP
@DeathsjesterKMNP 2 ай бұрын
Too bad they're slowly being coerced by the powerful in the industry to bend the knee.
@crustader3755
@crustader3755 2 ай бұрын
@vindicator879 Eeh, corporate disaster 95% because of Sony. Only iffy thing about Helldivers itself is the Discord server, but that’s because it’s Discord. The actual head people of Helldivers are great tbh. Except when they nerf things too much in a PVE game, but that’s an ongoing thing being corrected rn. I just remember when everyone praised Helldivers for banning the LGBTQ cape idea or discussion of it, how y’all forget that so soon 😩
@DeathsjesterKMNP
@DeathsjesterKMNP 2 ай бұрын
@@crustader3755 Haven't forgotten that, but things aren't looking good right now. If the head people were as you say, why would they be allowing the crap that's happening in their Discord?
@bobbybobo6499
@bobbybobo6499 2 ай бұрын
I thought the Dark Wizard enemy would be called out for being wildly racist!! 😅
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 2 ай бұрын
I thought that too but that must have been too low hanging 🤭
@DaidriveCJ
@DaidriveCJ 2 ай бұрын
So far, only orcs have gotten that treatment... _for now!_
@TwistedChaos4428
@TwistedChaos4428 2 ай бұрын
I thought they would have made him a white wizard instead. Both in skin tone and cloak.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
I thought they would want to make him a clearly rich white man who oppresses the people by making them work paid jobs.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
Dark refers to black, which is racist!!!! Are you racist?????
@nikolonobile5024
@nikolonobile5024 Ай бұрын
And the idiots will say "conservatives can't define what woke mean"
@jenji6658
@jenji6658 Ай бұрын
I remember when DeSantis lawyers litteraly admitted it was about fighting injustices.
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 Ай бұрын
​​@@jenji6658 That's why Republicans who aren't Trump keep losing to Progoids. They don't understand or care what their voters want.
@donovanberserk4993
@donovanberserk4993 Ай бұрын
Perceived injustices
@MrTheclevercat
@MrTheclevercat Ай бұрын
@@jenji6658 He is wrong. Being woke means being a slave to far left gender ideology and identity politics. They have never fought any injustice.
@jenji6658
@jenji6658 Ай бұрын
@@donovanberserk4993 Of course. You obviously need to percieve an injustice to adress it.
@kentuckyleisure4289
@kentuckyleisure4289 2 ай бұрын
I couldn't stomach the whole video. Not because it wasn't good but because it was so freaking accurate of the way businesses are currently acting.
@mk_wizard
@mk_wizard 2 ай бұрын
Yup. All the way down to hiring people who don't even like games. It's like hiring a vegan to help manage a steakhouse. Sometimes, I think some CEOs are not ok and need help.
@theotherky
@theotherky 2 ай бұрын
Oh good, it wasn't just me.
@LuckyTheCat256
@LuckyTheCat256 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, it makes my blood boil every time I hear about a game that cares more about “the message” than making any actually enjoyable game 😩
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 ай бұрын
You have a stomach? I don't. Please be considerate of those who don't have a stomach to stomach things!!!
@mk_wizard
@mk_wizard 2 ай бұрын
@@richardmahn7589 You know what's really sad? I once heard that a lot of disabled people namely those who cannot walk got so much joy out of playing video games like Spider-Man and the Batman Arkham games because the experience was so immersive and real that it felt like THEY were doing that too. It's proof that the whole "consider people who can't do that" is a lie. People who can't do that stuff want to forget real world boundaries more than anyone else does and make believe that they can do anything even fly let alone just walk.
@Matticus289
@Matticus289 2 ай бұрын
This is exactly how I envision a DEI specialist
@Jowen2713
@Jowen2713 2 ай бұрын
nah, she was about 100 pounds too light and her hair wasn't a rainbow.
@CommDante
@CommDante 2 ай бұрын
​@@Jowen2713 And missing tattoos and nose rings etc
@miscielrossvillegas6307
@miscielrossvillegas6307 2 ай бұрын
"Sensitivity Readers" are already like this.
@ricequackers
@ricequackers 2 ай бұрын
Too white, too female, too healthy, too integrated into mainstream society.
@kronosbot5
@kronosbot5 2 ай бұрын
The fact that she was able to walk on her own legs rather than call everyone into her office is how I knew this was a parody.
@ProxyHaxOO
@ProxyHaxOO 2 ай бұрын
When satire becomes reality. Honestly, this doesn't make me laugh, it makes me angry because this is literally how everything is now.
@RetroNerdyGamer
@RetroNerdyGamer 2 ай бұрын
What the hell are you doing here lmao I agree 100% though couldnt finish it with my dad earlier though my fave part is the "ill go report myself to hr now"😂
@Probably_JENOVA
@Probably_JENOVA 2 ай бұрын
I feel the same. It’s infuriating for how much it reflects the kind of world that we live in today. Gives me a “We live in a society” moment.
@theotherky
@theotherky 2 ай бұрын
It's honestly sickening. Big name companies are imploding and creativity is dying all for the sake of "inclusivity".
@XiahouJoe
@XiahouJoe 2 ай бұрын
same, I didn't laugh. It was frustrating to see because it isn't satire it is reality.
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 2 ай бұрын
​​@@theotherky 'Inclusivity' as coined by the neo-segregationists who make things 'inclusive' through a stringent process of stereotypes, differentiation, and most importantly... exclusion. 🤦‍♀️
@nidalderoo3448
@nidalderoo3448 Ай бұрын
"What if someone does something I can't do" is probably the dumbest reason for being turned off by something.
@redphantom6921
@redphantom6921 Ай бұрын
Well I guess I shouldn't enjoy Monster Hunter since I can't carry a sword that's the twice my size, and weight to battle dragons and dinosaurs. Also my cat doesn't throw bombs at my enemies.
@WilliamTheGroomer
@WilliamTheGroomer Ай бұрын
Well i guess i shouldn't enjoy Metal Gear series since i can't sneak my way to a heavily guarded hostile militia HQ and also,i can't diced a robot dinosaur with a dollar store katana
@oldsport2770
@oldsport2770 Ай бұрын
Well fuck bloons td 6 then since I can't operate a submarine like the monkeys do, or I don't know, sacrifice monkeys to become the True Sun God
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 28 күн бұрын
I want to double jump irl but I can't. Clearly the laws of physics are ableist.
@redphantom6921
@redphantom6921 22 күн бұрын
@@Superluigi881 Think that's bad? Wait till you see what happened when I tried to slide on solid concrete.
@asta3749
@asta3749 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking BEST COMEDY. Then I realized it's a documentary.
@plasticsand9370
@plasticsand9370 2 ай бұрын
like idiocracy... haha. did u see that movie? or maybe dont look up? lots of vibes im getting from those movies and here and in real life
@plasticsand9370
@plasticsand9370 2 ай бұрын
hahaha
@gigiizzy5651
@gigiizzy5651 2 ай бұрын
"Wait, Kotaku is still in business?" Stop! It's already dead!
@dannik9932
@dannik9932 2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, not yet... I've been doing my part by never visiting the site/channel, but somehow it still clings to life. Someone slap a D.N.R. sticker on it already.
@VizabeeGames
@VizabeeGames 2 ай бұрын
"Let's make him a strong woman of an ambiguous ethnic background. That's like an instant positive review on Kotaku" and "Kotaku is still in business?" Holy crap I needed a good laugh after watching companies like Sweet Baby Inc destroy the industry I love over the last several months. Thanks bee!
@kylespevak6781
@kylespevak6781 2 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby Inc is the creepiest name
@azradun3903
@azradun3903 Ай бұрын
This is so frighteningly accurate, it's not even satire at this point.
@thespencerowen
@thespencerowen 2 ай бұрын
As a software developer, this hits too close to home.
@DaidriveCJ
@DaidriveCJ 2 ай бұрын
"No strong and competent straight white males or beautiful feminine female characters for you!!" Haha... so sad😢
@ari638
@ari638 2 ай бұрын
^ you can speak for yourself, I started getting tired of only ever seeing strong guys and feminine girls when I was in primary school, you can moan and complain all you want but this is a step in the right direction because not every story needs to be like that. Plenty of games like that still exist if you want them, you can go play spider man or zelda or wandersong or mario or dragonquest etc etc etc
@elfireii328
@elfireii328 2 ай бұрын
​@@ari638 sure but dont go around hijacking existing games and franchises, make your own.
@AmonguslmaoLmao
@AmonguslmaoLmao 2 ай бұрын
@@ari638bait or mental retardation
@theye29
@theye29 2 ай бұрын
​@@ari638sure lets make a game where the character is gay (make sure make everyone know that he is gay), black for no other motive than representation, and lets make every evil character be christian or something because in The past whatever bullshit happened, obvliously its gonna have a HUGE impact and will make profit from the very people ( gamers ) they will make fun of ingame every single cutscene.
@blakej6416
@blakej6416 2 ай бұрын
The DEI lady does a pretty good Kamala impression.
@Misakyz
@Misakyz 2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure she was impersonating an employee from Sweet Baby.
@brianmurphy6480
@brianmurphy6480 2 ай бұрын
​@Misakyz I thought it was Alyssa Mercante. She certainly captured the annoying edgelord + desperate cam girl + failed prostitute aesthetic. 🥲
@wrongthinker843
@wrongthinker843 2 ай бұрын
@@Misakyz They make Bethesda NPCs look like complex characters so it's hard to say.
@MrDezokokotar
@MrDezokokotar 2 ай бұрын
Nah man, she was doing an impression a rtarded hyena.
@Maxvla
@Maxvla 2 ай бұрын
She's far too coherent for a Kamala impression.
@ManFromThePits
@ManFromThePits 2 ай бұрын
"Never should have left Sonic Team..."
@Bon3537
@Bon3537 2 ай бұрын
“I never should’ve left Sonic team”
@user-ez8le1rp3x
@user-ez8le1rp3x 2 ай бұрын
Meanwhile in Sonic dev team: Now we make Sonic... *inhales* INFLATE WITH SUPER PREGNANCY
@Gillury353
@Gillury353 2 ай бұрын
@@user-ez8le1rp3x What have you been watching lately?
@Bon3537
@Bon3537 2 ай бұрын
@@user-ez8le1rp3x 😦 nvn
@MESHALGAMEZ
@MESHALGAMEZ 2 ай бұрын
@@user-ez8le1rp3x I Think You Are Talking About The Trash Fandom Not Sonic Team
@patrik9328
@patrik9328 Ай бұрын
​@@user-ez8le1rp3xdont pull Super Mario Wonder into this
@boldforchrist9000
@boldforchrist9000 2 ай бұрын
If we are being honest those people have always had an infatuation with hamsters.
@stevenverdoliva6217
@stevenverdoliva6217 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lyngruen8607
@lyngruen8607 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MrJacksspleen
@MrJacksspleen 2 ай бұрын
Gerbils
@MrJacksspleen
@MrJacksspleen 2 ай бұрын
The tail is important.
@user-AADZ
@user-AADZ 2 ай бұрын
Lmao hamtaor
@timgorg1919
@timgorg1919 2 ай бұрын
This is literally Sweet Baby Inc.
@builder1013
@builder1013 2 ай бұрын
"I can't fly, fight monsters, travel through dimensions, or lift heavy things so therefore Minecraft should be changed" 🤦‍♂
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
noone has ever said this, quit winning imaginary scenarios in your head and get back into reality.
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
bro's fighting ghosts.
@TheAbsol7448
@TheAbsol7448 2 ай бұрын
​@@calicustPeople have said that unironically about "ableism" in media, though. Not having an indigenous disabled woman ~♪♪of color♪♪~ in your media is racist, sexist, and ableist because that's somehow being inconsiderate.
@ondururagittandeska2004
@ondururagittandeska2004 2 ай бұрын
You should not have said that
@builder1013
@builder1013 2 ай бұрын
@@ondururagittandeska2004 Me or the other guy? The way I see it, in the state of our world today there are too many things as to which I would say "You should not have said that" :/
@brycefuller2764
@brycefuller2764 Ай бұрын
I just literally just got done watching a guy's video about what happened to masculinity in video games. Only as soon as 6 years ago, things were still relatively sane. Now you can't play 10 minutes without finding somebody gay or a political commentary about social justice. It's all because of the diverse hires they've been bringing into their teams who seem to hate most of the gamers they're creating for.
@mk_wizard
@mk_wizard 2 ай бұрын
I know you didn't mean to, Babylon, but this made me cry because a lot of my childhood involved video games. It is how I used to bond with my brother, how it helped my storytelling and it made me realize that grit can be a good thing in art. To see that it has just become another soap box for politics is sad because this is not how any art should be. Yes, art always had politic themes, but video games were built upon ESCAPING reality not being sucked into the worst parts of it.
@schwaaard
@schwaaard 2 ай бұрын
Even worse, it's not even reality we're being sucked into; it's a warped perversion of reality with counterfeit morality and inverted values masquerading as virtue.
@DaisyCloverbee
@DaisyCloverbee 2 ай бұрын
Escaping reality means time-traveling for me now. I have a slew of older games to replay.
@schwaaard
@schwaaard 2 ай бұрын
Reality I can handle. It's the counterfeit morality and inverted values presented as virtue that I simply can't abide.
@Skullgryn
@Skullgryn 2 ай бұрын
Just play some DOOOOOOOM
@silverbane8065
@silverbane8065 2 ай бұрын
That is *exactly* why they went after everyone's hobbies. No escapism to be allowed. If you can escape their reality, *you* are not taking part in *their* world or engaging in *their* worldview. And if normies, geeks and game players aren't forced to interact with the world the way *they* want.... Well, we could just wait it out. As someone here said....time travel. Old games. Old media. Old books and old hobbies. Physical old editions are best. Don't patch them if they are games (once they start 'updating for a Modern Audience' you will need to disable updates) Buy 2nd hand dvds/blurays over streaming (since those can't be *fixed* too, unlike streamed content) We shall weather the storm.
@dzaki8331
@dzaki8331 2 ай бұрын
dont forget adding Straight white guy as main villain of the game
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 ай бұрын
Yep and he's the stereotype
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
be honest, have you ever seen an example of this in any video game ever? has this scenario EVER played out? name one game.
@denifnaf5874
@denifnaf5874 2 ай бұрын
Reverse racism is still racism😂
@MrAuthor3DS
@MrAuthor3DS 2 ай бұрын
@@calicust I've heard of a webcomic where the villain is a straight white man. Seriously, his sexuality was specified. Needless to say, that was enough of a red flag for me to never interact with that comic.
@sonicfanboy3375
@sonicfanboy3375 2 ай бұрын
​@@MrAuthor3DSEveryone can be a bad person, even straight men
@robertwildschwein7207
@robertwildschwein7207 2 ай бұрын
3:39 I love how the shitty version of the game is AI generated. It couldn't be more perfect!
@MonsterHat133
@MonsterHat133 2 ай бұрын
pretty sure the hamster version is also ai generated, look closely
@sonicfanboy3375
@sonicfanboy3375 2 ай бұрын
​@@MonsterHat133It's like the told an AI to make a Hamtaro game
@BijihLogamMulia
@BijihLogamMulia Ай бұрын
WTF is that name! I'm dead LMAO
@Yisrael_Teshuvah
@Yisrael_Teshuvah Ай бұрын
I love how she points out that he collects treasure. And the one dev guy whispers happily, “that’s my favorite part”. So wholesome.
@The-Raging-Ram
@The-Raging-Ram 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit it’d be funny if it weren’t so true. That’s exactly how I bet ubisoft and activison works. DEI = Destroying Everything Intentionally
@UmUs
@UmUs 2 ай бұрын
Imagine playing games to escape reality only to have real world problems shoved up your face
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
your definition of real world problems is someone liking the same gender in a video game 😭😭
@UmUs
@UmUs 2 ай бұрын
@@calicust Yes, because my comment was targeting gender in videogames, an not unnecessary corporate intervention as a whole, you fucking donut
@Mobius118
@Mobius118 2 ай бұрын
For real though, I go to games to escape the degeneracy of the modern day, not have more of this sexuality and racist propaganda propagated in my games
@AgresteEsko
@AgresteEsko 2 ай бұрын
​@@calicusthe didn't say that. that's a straw man falacy. and... what if he don't want to have any of that in his fucking jumpy hamster game??? you still don't get it? if you don't yoy are part of the problem.
@MaxStirner123
@MaxStirner123 2 ай бұрын
​@@AgresteEsko You don't like it, you don't buy it, if it sells then the game has succeeded in its intent
@DJ.XreX-777
@DJ.XreX-777 2 ай бұрын
"I never should have left Sonic Team" was felt. 😂 😂
@mtkk_productions
@mtkk_productions 2 ай бұрын
"Making bad games for 9 years was better than this!"
@goldensaiyan4
@goldensaiyan4 2 ай бұрын
​@mtkk_productions Frontiers was Aight. They are having a bit of a comeback. I rather play Sonic Boom or Sonic 06 than any of these DEI and SBI trash like Kill the Justice League and AC Shadows.
@memenation5105
@memenation5105 2 ай бұрын
​@@goldensaiyan4 facts I really enjoyed frontiers and superstars.
@BucsFan1307
@BucsFan1307 2 ай бұрын
Ubisoft, Insomniac, and Naughty Dog
@rafaelsilaen9057
@rafaelsilaen9057 2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget Devsisters
@notdarkhead
@notdarkhead 2 ай бұрын
​@@rafaelsilaen9057 Wait, even Devsisters with the Cookie Run games?!
@rafaelsilaen9057
@rafaelsilaen9057 2 ай бұрын
​@@notdarkhead yep,there is this character name cream unicorn cookie who was released around 2020 and he was supposed to be a guy but when their new game cookie run kingdom got popular around 2022 they hired a voice actor for him and I SHIT YOU NOT,the voice actor uses they/them pronouns and he’s a “Silly Soft man”.so they decided to change the character gender to they/them
@MESHALGAMEZ
@MESHALGAMEZ 2 ай бұрын
And… Blizzard
@kitothekito915
@kitothekito915 Ай бұрын
Wdym Insomniac is still great
@solomani5959
@solomani5959 2 ай бұрын
This is 100% how it’s done for every failed game in the last 10 years.
@Plasmawarrior
@Plasmawarrior 2 ай бұрын
Other than Overwatch 2. That was just what was included in the story.
@aguyfromnothere
@aguyfromnothere 2 ай бұрын
This is how it works for the successful ones as well.
@hypyman45
@hypyman45 2 ай бұрын
Which one? ​@@aguyfromnothere
@The_Dying_Rose
@The_Dying_Rose 2 ай бұрын
​@@hypyman45 Baldurs Gate 3 was just about the most successful game the year it came out
@sonictelephone1526
@sonictelephone1526 2 ай бұрын
​@@The_Dying_Rose BG3 is a great game with a few DEI initiatives added in. Whereas a lot of the others are DEI initiatives with a bit of game added in 🤷
@Vyhox2000
@Vyhox2000 2 ай бұрын
The instant hysterical laughing at her own comment is too accurate XD
@StayReal-
@StayReal- 2 ай бұрын
As a pixel artist, i appreciate that you guys hired a pixel artist for this! Great work!
@Monster-39
@Monster-39 2 ай бұрын
? You sure? It's look like AI generated. We'll the last part where Trans screen is.
@StayReal-
@StayReal- 2 ай бұрын
@@Monster-39 it looks extremely real and tough for ai to make so
@CapyPara82
@CapyPara82 2 ай бұрын
She/her must be from the famous game consultant, "Sugary Infant Organization"
@Kotoyc
@Kotoyc 2 ай бұрын
It's not just a fun skit at this point. This is exactly how many modern games feel like.
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
name one.
@user-nt7os5cg7j
@user-nt7os5cg7j 2 ай бұрын
Overwatch, LOL, Minecraft, Fnaf and Fortnite, just to name a few, but there are way more games that have this shit
@ergastolo4281
@ergastolo4281 2 ай бұрын
@@user-nt7os5cg7j Spiderman Miles Morales, the new Tomb Raider, Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4 "remakes", and the list goes on...
@rafaelsilaen9057
@rafaelsilaen9057 2 ай бұрын
@@user-nt7os5cg7jcookie run and angry birds (yes FUCKING angry birds)
@rafaelsilaen9057
@rafaelsilaen9057 2 ай бұрын
Cookie run and angry birds (Yes ANGRY BIRDS) Cookie run is a game that I grew up with and it completely went into the gutter ever since they celebrated that pride shit,not to mention the game became more pay to win and the characters aren’t about cookies being cute and awesome and now it just becomes “OWO LOOK WE HAVE COOKIES WITH THEY/THEM PRONOUNS,LOOK WE HAVE FEMBOYS HERE AND THERE,LETS KEEP RETCONNING THE STORY SO PEOPLE CAN LIKE OUR NEW COOKIE CHARACTER WHO IS SO WHOLESOME AND QUEER🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈(said character had been doing horrible acts during the beginning of the story).GET THIS QUEER CHARACTER IN THE GACHA NOW WHILE ITS META IN PVP OR ELSE YOU WON’T BE IN THE DIAMOND TIER AND GET GOOD REWARDS TO PROGRESS IN THE GAME SO YOU MUST BUY OUR BUNDLE THAT COST AS MUCH AS YOUR ELECTRICITY BILLS :3333” Sorry I went a little nuts there,I just hate what my favorite childhood game has become thanks to those DEI jerks.
@tiziorodriguez5854
@tiziorodriguez5854 2 ай бұрын
This is a documentary...
@jakescartoons6045
@jakescartoons6045 2 ай бұрын
I clicked on this video thinking it was a video essay, and then I saw The Babylon Bee logo.
@SturmAH
@SturmAH Ай бұрын
The Kamala Harris cackle was the cherry on top! ❤😂
@OrangeNinja.
@OrangeNinja. 2 ай бұрын
1:35 I love how he’s pushing away a bottle of pills! It’s the little details! 😊
@PokemanSnaks
@PokemanSnaks 2 ай бұрын
Jumpy didn’t deserve this
@Jfj456
@Jfj456 2 ай бұрын
Fr✊️
@aloysiusprasetyo3737
@aloysiusprasetyo3737 Ай бұрын
Hamster live matter
@Jfj456
@Jfj456 Ай бұрын
@@aloysiusprasetyo3737 HLM
@pestulio07
@pestulio07 2 ай бұрын
That ain't Jumpy. That there is straight up Hamtaro lol
@Plasmawarrior
@Plasmawarrior 2 ай бұрын
I know right? I guess they're trying to ride on early Gen Z Toonami fans or something?
@oORiseAboveOo
@oORiseAboveOo 2 ай бұрын
Hamtaro was so cute!
@user-AADZ
@user-AADZ 2 ай бұрын
​@@oORiseAboveOothe blatant mockery against the trans community wasn't
@AlbertoMurilloOcallaghan
@AlbertoMurilloOcallaghan 2 ай бұрын
@@user-AADZ 🙄 I can feel the cringe and the fake oppression victimhood through my screen. 😪
@AlbertoMurilloOcallaghan
@AlbertoMurilloOcallaghan 2 ай бұрын
@@user-AADZ Actually you're right it wasn't cute.... IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@VoltitanDev
@VoltitanDev Ай бұрын
At least indie games don't need to answer these "consultants"
@terfalicious
@terfalicious 2 ай бұрын
This is the first piece of straight reporting I've seen BB do - oops - I said 'straight' - I'll just report myself to HR!
@tateranus4365
@tateranus4365 2 ай бұрын
I didn't know the Babylon Bee was a real news agency?! as someone who is friends with a few game devs I can confidently say this is genuinely accurate for basically every AAA studio and even some indie studios...
@gideonmele1556
@gideonmele1556 2 ай бұрын
Leave Hamtaro alone
@xSoqui
@xSoqui 2 ай бұрын
Precious Ham Ham, tainted by degeneracy... Woe is me.
@Ihuarraquax2016
@Ihuarraquax2016 2 ай бұрын
they missed out all the threats, blackmail and harrassment.
@apollomoon1
@apollomoon1 2 ай бұрын
Kamala Harris with blonde hair. Perfect satire.
@Thron3db3atle
@Thron3db3atle 2 ай бұрын
I cannot jump because I am disabled, and I don’t mind that the character can jump.
@markmurex6559
@markmurex6559 2 ай бұрын
Don't be racist.
@rendezvousonmemorylane
@rendezvousonmemorylane 2 ай бұрын
Whoa, you're not allowed to have an opinion counteractive to the regime. Please visit the usual room for your re-education.
@user-ly1ko6be9t
@user-ly1ko6be9t 2 ай бұрын
Bigxt!!!!
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
^ all of the people above me have no idea what they're talking about and have never witnessed anything similar firsthand. this video is.. just ridiculous.
@elLooto
@elLooto 2 ай бұрын
It good to see someone finally stand up for themselves.
@denmander
@denmander 2 ай бұрын
This hurts to watch as a game developer.
@VizabeeGames
@VizabeeGames 2 ай бұрын
Hopefully they aren't doing it at your studio.
@denmander
@denmander 2 ай бұрын
@@VizabeeGames I am currently a solo developer, calling it a studio is very generous.
@VizabeeGames
@VizabeeGames 2 ай бұрын
@@denmander Same here. Best of luck to you
@36KACRE
@36KACRE 2 ай бұрын
Which game I would love to play
@LegoTrunks
@LegoTrunks 2 ай бұрын
​@@milliegirl2005companies don't care how much religious people play their game they only care about the nectar they crave which is of course money
@gowtham8909
@gowtham8909 2 ай бұрын
I used to think i am Optimus Prime as a kid lol, its not the characters body but the characters soul that should make you connect with them.
@scotto9448
@scotto9448 19 күн бұрын
Correct. No one, ever, has identified with a character because of superficial nonsense characteristics. It doesn't happen, and never will.
@SkiesTurnedGrey
@SkiesTurnedGrey 2 ай бұрын
This is so accurate it's actually depressing.
@MarioFanaticXV
@MarioFanaticXV 2 ай бұрын
I play video games specifically TO do things I can't do in real life!
@markmurex6559
@markmurex6559 2 ай бұрын
After I lost my job 4 months ago, I play a life simulator where I work a hard job for 12 hours a day. I actually spend money to play it too!
@king_rai
@king_rai 2 ай бұрын
I know this is supposed to be funny, but why does it fill me with anger and disgust, as though I was staring into the eyes of my existential dread?
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
because this is a scenario that would never happen and it's extremely exaggerated in order to stroke some egos
@king_rai
@king_rai 2 ай бұрын
@@calicust it is a slight exaggeration of what's already going on. That's what's truly scary
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
@@king_rai Hot take: Most of these types of channels only exist to draw in a group of the weird kinda right-leaning people (you know what I mean) to get views. There's nothing wrong with right-leaning people, it's just the weirdos, same with how left-leaning people have some weirdos in their group. Whenever I see channels like this that are clearly aiming for an audience made up of one side of the political spectrum, I know the comments are just gonna be one huge echo chamber galore. It's not just right leaning channels, I also click "don't recommend" for left-leaning channels that are aiming for a left-leaning echo chamber despite me being left-leaning myself. It's just that I see more right-leaning channels like this than left.
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
@@calicust Yeah, just click "do not recommend" for channels like this. You just know the comments under these videos are gonna be one huge circlejerk.
@thepikminbrawler1746
@thepikminbrawler1746 2 ай бұрын
@@calicust because it’s satire. This channel is basically a right wing version of The Onion. It’s supposed to be greatly exaggerated in order to be humorous
@COELACANTHofficial
@COELACANTHofficial Ай бұрын
This skit is scarily accurate, lol. All around, great writing and acting 👏.
@_Luluko_
@_Luluko_ 2 ай бұрын
I thought thats a satire channel... this 100% accurate no satire to be found.
@calicust
@calicust 2 ай бұрын
dont lie to make yourself happier than hypotheticals.
@_Luluko_
@_Luluko_ 2 ай бұрын
@@calicust thats 100% accurate how these consulting people/grifters are. Only thing missing was the blackmail via their gaming journalist friends if they dont pay them. And how they uglify females.
@Silenoid
@Silenoid 2 ай бұрын
It's fascinating to see such an inside to the Blizzard Overwatch development process
@joeculver7489
@joeculver7489 2 ай бұрын
Tractor Supply just ditched their DEI! Let's pray hundreds more of our companies do the same!
@user-ly1ko6be9t
@user-ly1ko6be9t 2 ай бұрын
It looks like the woke community is absolutely shell shocked at the thought of the GOP coming back to power, so that’s our only hope
@user-ly1ko6be9t
@user-ly1ko6be9t 2 ай бұрын
Like, they’re literally shaking, “can’t look”, and threatening suicide if Trump comes to power. He will literally be the end of wokeness without even doing anything about it
@solarflare9078
@solarflare9078 2 ай бұрын
@@user-ly1ko6be9t Natural Selection
@misteremerson737
@misteremerson737 Ай бұрын
I didn’t even realize the Tractor Supply Co. had DEI…mainly because getting involved in that sounds like a dumb idea for a store-chain meant to cater to farmers, ranchers, and landowners.
@roarkthehalf-orc6598
@roarkthehalf-orc6598 Ай бұрын
Should’ve had her say “that’ll be $7 million for this consultation”
@kingdomedits721
@kingdomedits721 2 ай бұрын
That woman is a great actress! Fully representated that bubbly, passive nature. And with this personality, you know if you let one bad word slip, she'll turn into a mad woman. And WILL make you feel like the bad guy 😅
@nerdyneo21
@nerdyneo21 2 ай бұрын
I thought Babylon Bee did satire…? This isnt a skit, this is exactly what happens.
@jakeplaysyt8000
@jakeplaysyt8000 2 ай бұрын
This is a little too accurate. Game companies are even worse than movie producers these days since they’re ruining more than just story and character writing. In the case of movies, at least it’s a one and done “this movie sucks but I was probably only going to watch it once or twice anyway”. That’s maybe 2 to 4 hours of just watching. It hurts to see, but at least it isn’t something that you intended to spend a long time on. Games, on the other hand, can take anywhere from 4 hours for a short game to dozens of hours for a longer game. That’s a significantly greater time investment being ruined by DEI and other scummy business practices like season passes and paid cosmetics (all non-DLC content should be able to be earned by playing the damn game). To those who are unaware, even seemingly innocent non-story games like Minecraft are already tainted. All in-game mentions of or references to the game’s creator, Markus “Notch” Perrson, have been removed due to “transphobic tweets”. In addition, the splash text on the title screen (small yellow text that usually references other media or makes inside jokes about the game) will sometimes say things like “wear a mask” and “black lives matter”. These woke ideologues will try to sneak any political messages that they can in any games that they can in any ways that they can. It’s a plague.
@user-ly1ko6be9t
@user-ly1ko6be9t 2 ай бұрын
Oh also a dick with a chick is composing now, no idea why they replaced c418 for this shitty music
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
Ah, so apparently having common sense like wearing a mask or being an empathetic human being and supporting Trans folk is "woke" now. I'm taking a shot of whiskey, this world is cooked.
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
Ah, so Minecraft having a decent message to be a decent human being and support Trans folk, or having a message that tells you to have common sense and to wear a mask is "woke." Give me a break.
@laughingalex7563
@laughingalex7563 2 ай бұрын
It wasnt transphobic stuff it was anti-semitic stuff, pretty big difference.
@solarflare9078
@solarflare9078 2 ай бұрын
@foppypoof5195 Ah yes, because supporting burning, looting, and murder of a huge proven grift and letting daddy government control us is definitely about being a decent human being. The commies must really love you
@sunso1991
@sunso1991 2 ай бұрын
I miss the good old time when this channel isnt a documentary channel
@timgorg1919
@timgorg1919 2 ай бұрын
0:45 You can see their disappointment when she does the pronouns thing.
@oatbran
@oatbran 2 ай бұрын
probably not even a woman
@foppypoof5195
@foppypoof5195 2 ай бұрын
@@oatbran Companies shoving things down your throat are annoying, but that does not give you the right to be a bigot.
@eightohthreefilms
@eightohthreefilms 2 ай бұрын
​@@foppypoof5195 you are in the wrong place 💀
@maddadbricks
@maddadbricks 2 ай бұрын
The boss subtly switching sides, backstabbing his workers and reports to HR for correctly assessing reality.... All too real...
@saxoul17
@saxoul17 2 ай бұрын
This is no longer a joke.
@DEVILantS23
@DEVILantS23 Ай бұрын
As a gamer..... this is terrifying. Bad enough most game companies do this shit. IM LOOKING AT YOU SAINTS ROW REBOOT!!!
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