‪@TheBacklogs‬

[@PressContinue]

Lemon's compilation video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJLLdaOHd52me5Y *Edit: I mistakenly said 140 points in the video, it's actually a max of 130 points* It was really one-derful to participate in this contest. Rough at times, but with Lemon, the juice is certainly worth the squeeze. Given the immense amount of footage he has to sort through, it will likely take at least another month before his video comes out. Now to be clear, the part with everyone's score was merely a joke. I don't actually know anyone's score yet. It is however clear to me based on the points I've lost that I'm not gonna be the winner. So... guess we'll have to find out who will prevail in the end... I couldn't include all but basically it contained every non-respawning enemy with a handful of exceptions, like the toxic blowdart guys, the chaos eaters near the red titanite slab, the dragon butts in Izalith, Priscilla and the Asylum Demon. Oh and to add insult to injury regarding the dragon torso stone... not only was it not functional because of the casting time, but it apparently wouldn't have worked in the first place even if you could cast quickly enough. I thought the torso stone buffed any type of damage, but apparently it doesn't boost the damage of spells.

[@ChosenOne41]

Dragon butts don't respawn?

[@PressContinue]

@@ChosenOne41 They don't

[@LordOfMadness]

In the vid you said killing Priscilla could soft-lock you. How so?

[@PressContinue]

@@LordOfMadness Because of the moan glitch kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmbRintpjLSCb6c

[@cristianmantino5720]

@@PressContinue when you learn there is a "Moan glitch" in dark souls, but then you remember it's dark souls so you'd be more impressed if there wasn't such a thing in this game.

[@TheBacklogs]

35:44 Your coup request has been denied, and beatings will continue until morale improves.

[@PressContinue]

We're going to make you play Elden Ring... and you're gonna take it and like it... muhahahhaha

[@elemental-zweihander]

​Elden Ring bare fist only, no armor.

[@jaredcrabb]

Nah, he can put stuff on his fist. But no armor or stamina😂

[@rollingbaguette]

Okay, the Lemon Pledge pun caught me off guard haha

[@04SlhS]

Which one 😭

[@jonathanclarkson7379]

Press grabbed his massive wood and conquered the world. Props. Very few people have the balls to do that.

[@thematt6705]

21:05 If you acquire chaos Pyromancy or speak to the Daughter of Chaos or Blighttown witch, then speak to Laurentius, he'll ask you where you learned your Pyromancy. If you select Yes to tell him, the next time you leave and return to Firelink, he'll be gone and the next time you go to Blighttown, he'll be hollow and attack you on sight. So you inadvertently send him to his doom and lose a vendor if you try to return the favor of teaching Pyromancy.

[@isprobablyjobhunting]

I was so mad when this happened on my first playthrough.

[@stormtrooperjon9212]

Laurentius is your only friend in this game, sometimes its better if they're on a need-to-know basis and withhold the information 😭

[@Fentiman]

@@stormtrooperjon9212 Is Solaire not our friend? :(

[@stormtrooperjon9212]

@@Fentiman Solaire and Laurentius*

[@04SlhS]

​@@stormtrooperjon9212Solaire>>>>

[@Rassalcon]

Dark eater Mid-air might just be the best pun you've ever done. I salute you

[@DoomWolfOfficial]

Chaos storm completely missing Sieglinde is right up there with 6033 for things I never want to see again lmao, Great video!

[@BaronsCastle]

LMAO THE WINE

[@PressContinue]

I couldn't resist :)

[@jaredcrabb]

Imagine being that guy...

[@010les]

this is insane in all my dark souls 1 runthroughs ive never bein able to 1shot a single boss great work

[@PressContinue]

For a lot of them it was easier than you'd think. But er... for some... it was not so easy...

[@molkwi9077]

FUN FACT: You can one shot Taurus Demon with the BKS right outside his tower

[@PressContinue]

Wait... you mean before he even jumps onto the bridge? How does that work?

[@molkwi9077]

@@PressContinue Well no. You have to enter the arena and trigger the boss to come down, but the damage from the BKS you can get outside his arena is more than enough to make him past tense in one plunge. Sorry for my poor explanations in the first comment

[@frostyelwood9898]

If youre a casual player you can choose black bombs as starting gift and kill Asylum Demon before even getting your weapons. It wont one shot but its pretty funny

[@JohannesBee]

That rat bounce killed me. All it needs is a Mario WAHOO

[@Poisonjam7]

If you want a challenge to annoy Lemon, just make him play Elden Ring. 😅

[@PressContinue]

LOL yes we should!!

[@gabrielhawkins7466]

I've heard a lot of people make jokes like this, but I'm not sure why. Has Lemon explicitly said what he doesn't like about Elden Ring?

[@PressContinue]

@@gabrielhawkins7466 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3yVgWyZq5imjdk

[@gabrielhawkins7466]

@@PressContinue Thank you so much! I've been really curious about this👍🏼👍🏼

[@matthewcampbell3146]

Oh, well that kinda sucks. ​@@PressContinue

[@molkwi9077]

At first I was really happy to see you participating in that contest, but I was not expecting you to suffer this much from it. Jumping back into a window from the ground to twenty second floor is pretty difficult and it shows how difficult this was. Great video, still! We're proud of you for beating the challenge!

[@SquizbarDeAlienOfficial]

I was really hoping you’d be a part of this Mr Continue. Your challenge runs have inspired me to do some of my own. So thank you!!! 🎮

[@Graxil]

"So it's not merely necessary to hit the Father of the Abyss with all three pillars, but it's imperative that you also hit this Dark Eater Mid-air" The amount of puns and jokes scattered all across the entire video is so amazing and it actually feels rewarding to catch them

[@a_level_70_elite_raccoon]

The best part of this challenge is that KZbin has revealed all of the challenge runners it's been hiding. Great video, I had plenty of laugh although I feel bad for laughing at your pain. Just a little bit.

[@Ak4ntor]

This seemed like a well deserved break from all the insanity you went through in your couple last challenge runs, then i saw the end game... you just cant escape the insanity cant you? Was nice seeing you actually do damage to bosses again tho! Ive seen a few of these challenge runs, so i cant wait for Lemon to come out with the full compilation as well.

[@PressContinue]

Well... given the hours upon hours upon hours of Manus attempts, not even counting the drake farming and soul farming for dex, I'm nor sure it was much of a break...

[@Ak4ntor]

Yeeeaaa after seeing the endgame i am not sure if id call it that one either, i kinda just commented this before the video, and added the extra "then i saw the end game" later cause ive noticed what slog the endgame was :v

[@Rottenwaifu]

Yes Papa Press, teach them how it`s done

[@omarsvd105]

wtf

[@DurroftheHurr]

🤨

[@KaoruMzk]

@5:24 Yulia is the name of the merchant's uchigatana. If you listen to all his dialogues, he mentions how she'll bite your fingers off if you don't handle her properly, or something along those lines.

[@hazama4478]

man, when you showed the bar ticking down after Manus, I screamed too. Oh god that's gotta be rough.

[@PressContinue]

Yeah and it was not a joke. It's literally what happened. We had a special discord server for this challenge with all the participants (REALLY fun time to be hanging out with all the other challenge runners) and when Manus finally went down, I immediately wanted to celebrate my victory in discord... and then it happened...

[@SanjeevRau]

Shoutout to Vageta311 the OG of this challenge. The guy who got me into these games. Miss him

[@jjba3553]

“Hitting this darkeater midair” is one of the greatest puns I’ve ever heard for manus. Watching this community challenge has been fun, can’t wait to see what the rest of the crew cooked up

[@oldschoolrpg]

You are easily the most enjoyable to watch do this challenge. Love your stuff bro.

[@snaccpacc651]

I love this challenge, theres a surprising variety and approach to everyone's run. Great work. Also hilarious edit btw

[@OldGreggIRL]

Keep em coming my dude. Love these vids, you and Ymfah got something special with these types of runs. Glad to see your channel gaining momentum, well deserved.

[@Oroberus]

0:42 Yoooo! Okay ... I came for the challenge but stayed because of the 2002 Lose Your Mind Eminem reference ... yes, I'm old, I know *g*

[@bradsly3386]

I love it. When you killed manus I could HEAR you screaming yeeessss!!!! Lol. Even though I technically couldn't I know you did yell and get so happy lol

[@thematt6705]

5:20 Yulia possibilities: 1) She (her head) is in the washtub. 2) Yulia is the name of the Uchigatana. 3) Yulia is the name of the Female Undead Merchant, who used to be trapped in a barrel, but escaped, and the washtub is actually the remains of the broken barrel. My favorite is number 1, but most people seem to prefer number 2.

[@skarleom5436]

the correct pronounciation of bernkastel is suprisingly not far off from baroncastle

[@BrilliantBouncingBall]

i hope you sleep well at night knowing the wordplay and puns in these videos are top-tier

[@bernarddusseault9328]

Omg the TREE(3) reference !!! haha

[@LaxonPfc]

Damn this is a legendary challenge from 10 years ago. I remember vageta331 and Somethodox going at it with different builds, so much fun to watch! DS 1 RTSR best RTSR btw.

[@EpicNade]

somebody else who remembers somethodox!

[@NickolasCremonez]

"Perhaps someday, some weekend, it will happen" foreshadow 100

[@PressContinue]

☝😉

[@alfonshasel1995]

Only noticed the gamers weekend 4 kings foreshadowing on my second tome watching this 😅

[@azizcankaralar5957]

To this day we still wait for Lemon's video :,)

[@nemtudom5074]

29:10 I lost around 11 million *legitimately acquired* souls once

[@LlednarHugh]

Aughh, so painful

[@Meeproductions10]

okay the lemon pledge killed me. that was smart as hell

[@CrimsonReaper189]

im so happy to see some of my fav KZbinrs like ur self and the back logs do content together

[@LS-mb4my]

Up next: Ymfah forced Press Continue to do Dark Souls 1 no walking run at gun point.

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

36:22 The Fire Tempest was acting weirdly because it's probably having collision issues with the invisible walls that surround the *Five* Kings boss arena (a fifth one can spawn if you take too long)

[@arthas236]

33:10 loved the South Park reference lmao even the face warmerlolol

[@VLStelking]

these puns and segways made this so fun to watch, great job

[@JaggedBird]

You did your best mate...from what I've seen, you were the only one with the opportunity to kill Dusk so far. Sadly you blew it but you still fucking got it. Nice job mate

[@skylerbieber4698]

You were one shot closer to the edge and it almost made you break

[@zlr9022]

this channel is so underrated, the humor alone deserves a million subs

[@SneakyTogedemaru]

Your alliterations are quiet hilarious. And the run was great )

[@curvywyvern9310]

I like the alliteration and tongue twisters that you include :)

[@kadenmadsen-lerberg1287]

Absolutely the punniest dark souls content creator out there! The annunciation especially really left me baffled. Rooting for you to win!

[@houxeversio]

Glad to see that there’s still people playing this game! One of my favourite Dark Souls game

[@pictometryofficial]

"...the darkeater mid-air.." brilliant 😁

[@AaronCorr]

Oh the tragedy of missing out on that point after beating near impossible odds

[@talosgak1236]

9:07 Damn that pun was good Respect

[@HeavenlyHavoc]

Idk how but you managed to put a Deus Ex reference in this video that just so happened to be the exact part of the game I was just playing while watching this

[@mortarion1176]

You got me with Darkeater mid-air !!!

[@snapz12]

Your videos are always so entertaining ^^

[@anttkd5730]

That tree three joke was mathematically perfect

[@RunEscaqe3]

I remember when vageta made the original 1shot challenge! we still used skype and team speak back then... the nostalgia!

[@StephenM98]

My favorite Dutch accent content creator strikes again. Lekker bezig man!

[@Minzerr]

Im very happy that you included Vageta311's run too!

[@PressContinue]

He's the OG

[@Minzerr]

@@PressContinue Im just sad that he stopped post videos :( Would have loved to see the challenge progress to all the games. Maybe someone else would take up the challenge,? *hint hint* lol

[@mikerantsss]

Im checking Out All of the Contestants good to See you finished

[@Deneb626]

Oh my god the lemon pledge pun It is too early for you to pull that one out Press have mercy

[@kennethgrey7829]

Hard to believe that this challenge from Lemon was what inspired the first ever Four Kings one shot

[@PressContinue]

Yeah it is, and so many years after the game released

[@kennethgrey7829]

@@PressContinue But Lemon is right. "It always seems impossible until it is done"

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

Aaaalright, 2 great souls tubers clashing 🤯

[@ericfaust4951]

5:22 Pretty sure Yulia is the Undead Merchant's pet name for the Uchigatana.

[@scottt7309]

Dwight the porcupine knight.

[@DavidHermosillaInglés]

I just cannot avoid watching the SpongeBob evil laughter meme over and over and over in these videos

[@flyingrainfrog898]

"All NPC's are on the list, even the ones we like..." *Does victory dance*

[@ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω]

We should make lemon play with firebombs only. But this time only regular ones and 50 of them max

[@TheJohnny1987]

🎉goed gedaan man geweldig om te zien

[@MG-SM]

1:25 bro just yeeted the laptop :|

[@PressContinue]

Don't worry. It yeeted itself back at 34:32

[@winter7360]

love your stuff dude

[@stonediguanas]

All these dad jokes in the beginning were a great thing to wake up and laugh at 🤣

[@luketerimz3117]

In case you're gonna read this, I really like your voice and the way you speak. I've liked your videos for a while but I've started rewatching them because your voice has such a calming effect :)

[@nemtudom5074]

35:58 Okay, your wit is really funny!

[@TheMarkoSeke]

I was yelling "HEALLLLLLL!" at my screen after Manus lol

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

38:19 I got some hilarious, Knee slapping, outrageous news for past Press

[@PressContinue]

Yeah... that part of the script kinda aged like milk...

[@DaPorsch]

20:51 So, technically speaking ... since Siegward is onion bro, and Sieglinde is his daughter ... wouldn't that make her onion niece?

[@PressContinue]

Er... well daughter is not the same as niece. I just thought calling her onion sis made the most sense. Wasn't insinuating that she was literally siegmeyer's sister. I'm aware she's his daughter

[@DaPorsch]

I think there's a misunderstandig, sorry for that. What I meant is that since he is our onion bro (so our brother), and she is his daughter, from our viewpoint, she would be our niece (the daughter of our sibling). Technicallities and overthinking aside, nice video and nice puns (as usual), so thank you and have a good one. Greetings from germany

[@thelesserevil666]

Biggest crossover since that one really big crossover

[@LeDardeursPalace]

Never heard of you before, but after like three words I was like ''oh shit, a fellow Dutchie''.

[@B_u_L_i]

33:13 BAHAHAHAHA You always crack me up

[@waltermolinski]

The self effacing commentary towards the general lack of attention to detail made this my favorite of all the One-Hit attempts.

[@omarsvd105]

lemon wake up and said its time to spread pain with challenge

[@sayantansaharoy6349]

Finally this run🔥🔥

[@ilikespagett1514]

2:23 I have never seen anyone misspell pacifist so bad Hats off to you I guess

[@PressContinue]

Oh oops. I somehow completely missed that. Yeah, thats... not even close

[@unfortunato]

No way, I'm actually from Bernkastel! Our wine really is great over here :)

[@heideknight7782]

You killed Reah of Thorolund! I can't believe this! Also, my own route would've probably been to kill Pinwheel, rescue Reah from Vince and Nico, and only THEN kill Petrus. Then go to the Undead Parish and buy "Wrath of the Gods" for 10K Souls from Reah. Kill Solaire for the Sunlight talisman and later on do 'a little' farming to get the Darkmoon talisman. The AoE of Wrath of the Gods could have given a more consistent damage output for the Four Kings (not sure about 1-shot capability though, as it deals magic damage).

[@RxAxIxNxBxOxW]

Love your videos Mister Press!

[@ADiceySituation]

I really wish there was enough diversity in Dark Souls so every run for this challenge didn't just turn into variations on "Red Tearstone Ring + Power Within + club + flaming pillars from Hell"

[@PressContinue]

I was actually surprised to see how different each contender approached their run given these limitations

[@JKLeeds]

I showed this video to my 9 month old son and he said it was very imPRESSive. Might need some therapy after this, eh? 😉

[@Ramon-gg3bd]

Props for the Walton Simons reference

[@bowen9212]

Loved this 😊

[@mru-id3jh]

"handy-andy" "some weekend" - you know what you were saying

[@PressContinue]

Unfortunately I didn't even know that Meaty Jesus was the first one because he kept it secret from all of us on Discord. So that was quite the surprise when he suddenly came out with a perfect score. What a madman

[@naherathe]

hell yes thats gonna be awesome :D

[@michaelmamba1578]

Crazy that meaty did the first ever 4 kings 1 shot

[@PressContinue]

Yeah it took everyone by surprise as he kept it a secret even on discord

[@dylankilby6785]

The thumbs-up after "moonlight butterfry" is one of the cutest things you've ever had in a video.

[@PressContinue]

I'm adorable

[@blockwearingman]

i prayed for a press continue x the backlogs

[@sildurai8287]

09:07 what a math nerd have fun counting that :~)

[@TheMoogleKing93]

Oh man that 4 Kings one shot looks so reasonable, yet so not.

[@tysonjdevereaux]

38:15 💀 ( Relax, yeah... )

[@PressContinue]

Yeah... that part of the script aged like milk

[@grfrjiglstan]

Oneshot Challenge Route C(ontinue): You Can Find Him In The Club

[@saltnoriyuzuriha4778]

"I am a patient man but not THAT patient" 😢😢😢