Sayori gets soaked 2: The birth of "Smolyori"

[@horridlorries1237]

Y’know, if I had a nickel for every time one of the Dokis in these videos by The Bike couldn’t have a baby after a horrifying vision of their unborn child was shown to us, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

[@TheSimoriccITA]

No It's not wired for The Bike standards

[@memee-hb3kf]

Honestly, I’m not surprised. Not that long ago I watched a Bike video where Prime MC rips someone’s arms off because he was horny, realizes what he did, and takes his own life by a train. Not that weird for Bike’s standards tbh.

[@IdollkeCookies]

Bro your hailrous ik where u got the joke form

[@couchdoggo]

Yep I’m sure the same thing happened in month with natsuki

[@MatthewDiLeva]

Moral of the story: Never have kids when you don’t know what you’re truly doing.

[@christopheradams9173]

You're gosh darn right

[@MatthewDiLeva]

@@christopheradams9173 I know I am.

[@adolfopadron6810]

@@MatthewDiLeva So based

[@MatthewDiLeva]

@@adolfopadron6810 All the base are belong to me!

[@ErykShun]

Moral of the story: Never have kids.

[@Alt_Account_420]

*Sayori: Vessel of Ruin* Summer 2023

[@gojirafan5437]

Sayori really got hit with the "Remember son, dying is gay."

[@Somebody-ez4pq]

(Last breath sans music intensifies)

[@HiddenViolets]

this mod was a roller coaster of emotions from start to finish. You've done it again bike 👍

[@Marcelelias11]

I don't really have words for this one. This was a wild ride from start to finish, and I could never have predicted a single twist this plot took. Well done, Mr. Bicycle.

[@brotherkotello]

That harbinger of ruin born in Sayori's fever dream still can't match the chaotic potential of the real Smolyori on sugar rush.

[@GoodfellaZeta4873]

25:12 We were just too young, sunlight. Nobody's at fault for that. 25:38 When we get older, and have a stable job, I would love nothing more than to try again. 25:45 Live for me, my love. For me and for the child we're yet to have. 25:56 There's not a force in the universe that could pull me away from you, so don't say everything. 26:10 It was just too soon. That's all. It isn't about whether we deserve it or not, it's about us being READY for it. And we weren't, god knew we weren't. And so to protect all of us, you, me, and the baby, the child's soul was not allowed to be born. God knows that we shouldn't bring a child into this world without certainty that we can provide everything it would need, and neither of us even have a job yet. 26:18 So long as we have each other, that childs soul will remain in the heavens, awaiting the day that we are ready to give it a life greater than our own. There's no hurry. 27:57 Not yet. There'll be another time. 28:19 Of course not. Despite being against the idea of a legal marriage, I have already dedicated my everything to you. You and I go together, always and everywhere, no matter what may come. 29:08 Of course. When we are ready, I'm giving you that kid. And we will be ready someday, I'll make sure of it. 29:43 I don't know when... It might not be for another few years... but someday, we'll have a kid. I promise.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

MC’s parents having a security guard job lined up for him is a major coincidence, because my on-hold DDLC AU idea has MC’s _Project Libitina_ counterpart working as a security guard at the research facility.

[@BlooMonkiMan]

I was thinking FNAF but that works too

[@aidanbarnard3914]

Again, I go into this expecting a cute chibi Sayori and I am subjected to a disturbing and horrifying nightmare fuel demon baby. I get that the idea of Doki Doki Literature Club is hidden psychological horror but demon pregnancy is not what I expected. The voice acting made it way worse

[@Lambo.Hobbies]

For a channel called "The Bike" there isn't much biking going on in these mods lmao

[@Cyanfromjsab]

Yes this is not a biking channel This is an 18+ ddlc channel

[@Lambo.Hobbies]

@@Cyanfromjsab LOL

[@SadeBeyazSos16]

I feel scared and emotionally in a bad state. You are an amazing writer and a story teller bike. I really shouldn't have watched this in 4 AM

[@AnyaEnthusiast]

what have you done now, bicycle

[@AnyaEnthusiast]

fucking transportation device fcujking waking me up to this at 10:20 pm fcuker

[@adriannicolasvigourouxalva5809]

it's called art

[@hehehehaw-fd9xf]

4:24 poor choice of words

[@adriannicolasvigourouxalva5809]

damn i love your writting style, this content has better horror than any movies out there

[@peteradox4812]

This isn’t the birth of “smallyori” Ohhhh nooo?! This is the birth of “smolyori” an entirely different name and person

[@RGC_animation]

Props to MC for not immediately going to get milk as soon as he heard the news.

[@Gui_GD]

An antichrist born,and no priest around. Looks like its the end! And i would take a Yes in the decision.

[@brotherkotello]

Does unholy priest count? (In that case, consult the local purple-haired girl.)

[@Gui_GD]

@@brotherkotello hmmmm...Yep it counts,lets call her

[@TKontent]

Not the Sayori birth POV 😭

[@saulholland7661]

Not him working at Freddy’s diner he ain’t gonna make it

[@icecreamwaffles1962]

yo turns out natsuki killing her child was a good thing lol

[@T-puma]

I mean she was dying herself so yea.....

[@marlongamingokoi9283]

Thanks for spoiling it :(

[@icecreamwaffles1962]

@@marlongamingokoi9283 my bad dawg but u gotta expect these kinda things from the bike

[@sllavvrico]

Bro what

[@det1xe544]

Legendary story returns..

[@brainrotdio4196]

When You Can't Run (not fnf, it's Knuckles level from Sonic.EXE) ost kicks in, you know something very demonic and not normal at all.

[@wj2music]

Giygas music from earthbound you mean.

[@brainrotdio4196]

@@wj2music yes and the original Sonic.exe game used that music in You Can't Run stage and you play as knuckles

[@CrystalC9]

Of course Dadsuki would be the one person to encourage dooming the entire human race, ffs lmao Real talk though the whole section with Sayori and MC just outside talking was really cute and was certain a nice change of pace from the near non-stop mayhem of the last few uploads. (Notably Monika's boyfriend is really, really dumb and Monika, the Green-Eyed Monster) That isn't to say this didn't have it's fair share of craziness though, I mean it wouldn't be a Bike video without it, but, you know what I mean.

[@ThePastard_I]

I knew shit was going down

[@WarlockProductions08]

Unironically cried at the end. Bro, this shit hit different.

[@outoffr4me]

9:28 giving birth jumpscare I'd be pretty funny if the video ended with another one of these 👀

[@failedtimeline]

Damn the new Doom trailer looks sick

[@ElTwOJaY]

Just like my real bike, you hurt me

[@D3NPC]

That went from 0 to 1.8e308 real quick

[@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo]

Talk about "now draw her giving birth" into text

[@TKontent]

Dan just HAD to add that “all characters are over 18” in the beginning of the game, didn’t he?

[@ManioqV]

Never stopped me before

[@ItsShaz1]

I knew there would be some sort of tomfoolery..

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Troubled mind in need of comfort, huh. Poor thing

[@xavierthecarnerd]

Imagine this turning into a series

[@outoffr4me]

Was these two wholesome endings made just so you could prove that BURBUS BURBUS guy from the other video wrong? 🤨

[@ThePoeticPoet420]

please we need a Sayori story line…..I’ve have been begging FOR YEARSSSS!!!! I love you Bike stay humble king!

[@DorQ_YT]

In my opinion, Sayori deserves her own series like Monika and Yuri have. I know I've said that before, but I think it's about that time

[@BillCypher9]

NAH IM SCARED OF WHEN IT SPOKE

[@thagomizer1]

Y'know this is cool and all but it only takes one blast from Godzilla and they're all dead

[@thebike1123]

I admire your commitment to the bit

[@kornypony142]

Forgot I was watching The Bike video at the beginning

[@robby7499]

Oh, I thought this was Gremlins.

[@Ax3lBlu3]

Im still asking myself, why i watched this?

[@chronicbackpain6047]

Can I just say that the production value increases with each upload ? Like everything from Prose, to horror, to visual effects and now voicing ??? For a game with no sequel in sight with a now niche fanbase, you are going off with the series !

[@p0is0n-3D]

Birth is the second worst pain Sayori has ever felt! What IS the most pain she's ever felt!?

[@Crimson_Beninaru]

Depression most likely.

[@SnapBackToReality-KFB]

25:11. Bro when i saw MC talking about Miscarrige i legit you not i am petrified....all of that was a nightmare about a miscarrige.

[@ThatCyberpunkGuy]

18:04 laughed at this for like 2 minutes

[@RedzillaGOTM]

Um- I don’t think The Bike is okay physically or mentally-

[@TKontent]

Born to give my honest opinion in this video, forced to follow KZbin moderation’s orders.

[@infradragon]

🚳 or 🚲?

[@christopheradams9173]

Well that was certainly interesting and different

[@mariorockersxd4919]

Yes, hello my child

[@yoman5029]

i must know the voice used for sumol yohri. it sounds like a literal chaos rep from smt, and i love it.

[@spenhunter3592]

all of your videos are so good the bike 😭😭🚫🚫🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@AskewTheRat]

That's what's called a plot twist

[@stephenhernandez4729]

*I'M SO SORRY, SAYOR!!!* 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💀💀💀💀💀👶👶👶👶👶👼👼👼👼👼🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

[@shannon_not_found]

Real "Rosemary's Baby" vibes in this one.

[@olivier2309]

The Bike: The perfect mental deep abyss diving experience! 😃😃😃😃😃

[@NubDiePie]

The sequel got droppd

[@BlooMonkiMan]

Didn't expect a sequel

[@flekkjekka]

I would date Sayori every chance I got in the OG DDLC.

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

I was literally thinking about this channel last night wondering when the next upload would be and I check to see I missed your last 4 videos. Wtf KZbin I literally have notifications on

[@stewpeedindians]

the only sad part of this series it's that it has only two parts.

[@icecreamwaffles1962]

the bike try not to make sorrowful content challenge (very hard) (the doctors told me it happens a lot with youtubers named the bike)

[@sarcastic_much]

moral of the story: never go to hot springs

[@bananaduck1373]

This is how Fallout 3 started

[@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo]

Nahhh 😭

[@xymos7807]

No FEV outbreak? Awww. Anyways...my wife experienced a miscarriage...it sucks...horrible...and it is heart breaking. We did try again and we have our baby boy...but sometimes we wonder about the one we lost.

[@firaz6969]

THANK GOD IT JUST A NIGHTMARE

[@gggg7355]

Of course you made sequel

[@dylbro1166]

Well, one thing I learned today is that babies and dokis don’t mix. They either become vengeful spirits, food or they turn out to be a satanic abomination. Real talk tho, the voice acting reeeeally caught me off guard.

[@perfaitpiano]

I regret watching ever since the part 1....

[@Levio9751]

That was terrifying, but just incredible. Well done bud

[@Celestial_Eclipse]

_Clears throat_ *_Hol’up_*

[@bonnieclustertruck7582]

...That go dark.

[@cya0nide169]

I have been hoodwinked

[@painkiller_j3071]

When Bike pulls the plin plin plon plon plon sad song

[@vadim_65rus]

OH MY GOSH what an adorable Smolyori!!!!

[@joeguevara7334]

Sayori is still Best Girl!! 💙

[@barbarakoch5837]

Thats sick!!!

[@bikeguy00]

No words!

[@bigBruh973]

The music from Sonic.EXE: You Can’t Run!

[@DoomSlayerLoreAccurate]

demon rip and tear rip and tear RIP AND TEAR

[@thebike1123]

RIP AND TEEEEARRRRR

[@amogus13809]

We need part 3

[@Dormi_Archives]

"mc" your doing good just HANG in there 4:28 haha

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

4:10 blood jumpscare lol

[@america2793]

19:53 ultimate rizz +voice acting???

[@vis74]

3:13

[@JohnMarkCamina-wr2qv]

She either dreaming rn cuz she probs too tired 22:50

[@The_Great_Butler]

To be completely honest, Sayori really isn't ready to be thinking about having a family. Smolyori will have to wait another day. That does make me wonder... how good of a father would Dense be? He does genuinely care for Sayori, and will put in the effort, but I don't exactly think he would be able to make his way through it well. His composure might would start to erk Sayori, giving her a lot of stress and feeling lonely in her struggles. I kinda want to see a Dense focused episode like Chad had so we can see how he truly reacts to being relied on and acting for himself.

[@Patriotic_Peashooter]

Better than what I expected Nicety nice

[@DaniboiSilver]

Oh.

[@bradeezelbub]

Mans died💀🗿

[@taylorfraser2712]

I thought the baby was the Anti Christ lol

[@tuanmohdarfantuankhusairry2977]

Am I watching the video wrong?

[@xenodrone3367]

What was the music that started playing when sayori decided not to give up

[@VlogOnPoint-bs8kd]

Smolyori or smol...Yuri

[@MidiMaze178]

water dripping sound effect @ 3:14 was actually insane 😭😭😭

[@adamhernandez7183]

Y'know I'm getting *REAL* tired of MC's whole "oh, our lives are falling apart and we're super unprepared, but oh well! I'll do anything for you!" act going on. Like seriously, man up and be responsible for once in your life. Argh!!!! 😤

[@zeitgenist5665]

name song pls

[@Dbombre]

my opinion of this man and his channel has g one down by 20%