When I Realized Women Lie

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The Black Hokage

The Black Hokage

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@ryanalfe2146
@ryanalfe2146 5 жыл бұрын
this is like a black guy tails lol
@theblackhokage
@theblackhokage 5 жыл бұрын
I tell stories all the time on stream & I upload em here. Not trying to be an ass (and I'm not coming at you in specific), but this entire narrative in the comments is BEYOND tired. Folks just sleeping on what I upload. Example: "upload more vlogs"... I upload two in a row & hardly anyone watches. I say that to say this; if you enjoy the content, then hit the like button and share to see more 👍
@kazuli33
@kazuli33 5 жыл бұрын
@@theblackhokage That youtube hustle is something else, Keep working bro !
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 5 жыл бұрын
The Black Hokage Thanks for uploading stream highlights to KZbin. They’re hilarious, underrated channel.
@StillTheVoid
@StillTheVoid 5 жыл бұрын
Black guy tales...black guy tales... come on along and take my hand.... black guy tales... DEEP BLACK VOICE: *BLACK GUY TALES*
@MultiJt27
@MultiJt27 5 жыл бұрын
Man I’m from Mississippi. You didn’t have to shit on my state😂😂😂😂
@jalentaylor1283
@jalentaylor1283 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s just what I heard” gotta be the top TBH quote of all time
@betatester66
@betatester66 5 жыл бұрын
cannot confirm or deny but thats just what i heard
@ThisIsntTwitter
@ThisIsntTwitter 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda like giving people advice then saying "but I don't know" just to cover your ass
@justinhearst
@justinhearst 5 жыл бұрын
When I realized women lie: *When I wake up every morning*
@madmyro
@madmyro 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Hearst Now that’s a true story💯😂
@chris-dd6uq
@chris-dd6uq 5 жыл бұрын
They fucking suck at lying.
@kevong5778
@kevong5778 5 жыл бұрын
"ain't no trees in new york, cut it out" LMAOOOOOOO nah as a new yorker, I'm d.a weak
@dontayedaniels5710
@dontayedaniels5710 5 жыл бұрын
We got trees i hate this nigga lol
@kevong5778
@kevong5778 5 жыл бұрын
@@dontayedaniels5710 Lmaooo nah nigga be having me weak whenever he cut ny ass
@RONDOUG
@RONDOUG 5 жыл бұрын
lol the " d.a" sent me...yeah u ny
@dontayedaniels5710
@dontayedaniels5710 5 жыл бұрын
RONDOUG 😂
@Okieant
@Okieant 5 жыл бұрын
Don't encourage dude. He from fucking DC where the strip clubs got BYOB policies. Foh
@chrisz5z
@chrisz5z 5 жыл бұрын
4:12 Mississippi isn't a retirement state...the state itself is retired & it ain't gettin no social security
@myob2dac
@myob2dac 5 жыл бұрын
if any of yall ever speak to one of yo ex’s friends you’ll realize just how much a woman can lie
@capracoy03
@capracoy03 5 жыл бұрын
“Cleaning the outhouse is a rite of passage in Mississippi” 🤣🤣 50 states slander brought to you by the black hokage
@Dom2k16
@Dom2k16 5 жыл бұрын
Shit has me crying
@CHIEFJAC
@CHIEFJAC 5 жыл бұрын
So nobody finna talk about how he said Barnes & Nobles 💀
@CHIEFJAC
@CHIEFJAC 5 жыл бұрын
OsoArrogant 1 ohh 😂 i gotta rewatch that show
@Scottii1
@Scottii1 5 жыл бұрын
Ong that shit just killed me nigga
@ryugasamurai7217
@ryugasamurai7217 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh so that's what he said
@HELLISHHANDZ
@HELLISHHANDZ 9 ай бұрын
It's from a skit
@Shadowman1243
@Shadowman1243 5 жыл бұрын
Mississippi dude can cook that hot pocket all they want , but it's still gonna be cold in the middle.
@KingExalted
@KingExalted 5 жыл бұрын
They'll lie until they hit a rock and then start panicking.
@Chocobobob
@Chocobobob 5 жыл бұрын
Exalted PREACH
@eternalkick
@eternalkick 5 жыл бұрын
Manhattan be having flash mobs that nobody asked for 😂
@Okieant
@Okieant 5 жыл бұрын
I've lived here all my life and haven't seen not one.
@admiralbishop3022
@admiralbishop3022 5 жыл бұрын
“Barn-eys and Noblies” 😂
@65firered
@65firered 5 жыл бұрын
I realized women lie because of my mother, grandmother, several aunts, and my cousin (who might as well be another aunt) raised me. At some point, it became clear that lying wasn't just a family thing but a woman thing, my dad who lives in a different state is the most honest person in my entire family, pretty much straight up said women lie about anything and everything when it suits them, I was 7 at the time.
@FryedPidgey
@FryedPidgey 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I always assume anything coming out a woman’s mouth is a lie until their actions say otherwise.
@LoneStoneLive
@LoneStoneLive 3 жыл бұрын
Your father was a wise man.
@TrueFernie
@TrueFernie 5 жыл бұрын
‘Fire force’ dude probably thought he was gonna get ‘Thank you for your service’ for their comment LMAO
@iamtheknight5883
@iamtheknight5883 5 жыл бұрын
7:37 i thought he was about to start singin the shrek theme lmao
@TheShadowhog759
@TheShadowhog759 5 жыл бұрын
On God 😭😭😂😂
@jaypeg6300
@jaypeg6300 5 жыл бұрын
The Mississippi River is hot Garbo. I live in Memphis and the shit look like fallout water
@TheFinalSummonFFX
@TheFinalSummonFFX 5 жыл бұрын
Damn I thought I clicked on "when I realized women lie" not "trolling on Mississippi" lol
@KingJinzo2125
@KingJinzo2125 5 жыл бұрын
I learned when I was working for FedEx a couple years ago. There was this gorgeous girl who was hella cool there, but what stopped everyone from shooting their shot was she was getting married. So one day I’m working with her, and our manager pulls up to talk to her- I try not to hear what they’re talking bout, but one thing I keep hearing is that she’s pregnant. So when the manager leaves I ask her if she is, and this girl looked me dead in my eyes, in the windows of my soul, and told me no🤦🏾‍♂️
@BernellJonesII
@BernellJonesII 5 жыл бұрын
I ain’t neva heard of no damn BarnÉs and NoblÉs 😂😂
@albertorodriguez2750
@albertorodriguez2750 4 жыл бұрын
That’s such a coincidence. I worked with a girl that said she was a lesbian. She would always tell me stories about how her girlfriend was kind of abusive. 6 months later she moved in with a guy and got pregnant.
@jeremiahgiles3593
@jeremiahgiles3593 5 жыл бұрын
There's always a golden moment in every man's life when he realizes women ain't shit. That shit finally dawns on you after all the lies you been told all your life about how they can do no wrong
@OmgItsRickyy
@OmgItsRickyy 5 жыл бұрын
She just ain’t want you
@shadowdweller3967
@shadowdweller3967 5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that beat at the end was from Sonic on GameCube, one of the Knuckles stages
@rell660
@rell660 5 жыл бұрын
SAB2 Aquatic Mine is what it was called I believe.
@robertjones418
@robertjones418 4 жыл бұрын
Rell yea that’s definitely aquatic mine the best knuckles track from sab2
@headphones1995
@headphones1995 5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your quality and consistent content TBH 🖤
@One_of_Many750
@One_of_Many750 4 жыл бұрын
Never Listen To A Woman’s Words, Always Watch Her Actions!!
@roam980
@roam980 5 жыл бұрын
The only fire they deal with everyday is the burner on their stove they use to make their instant cup noodles
@jojosabatino3113
@jojosabatino3113 5 жыл бұрын
“SNEAK DICKIN” 😂😂😂😂
@TehSymbiote
@TehSymbiote 5 жыл бұрын
Damn I ain't been on this channel in years. MWN cut his hair and everything, wow
@TehSymbiote
@TehSymbiote 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah bro I used to listen the podcast and everything. It's nice seeing how much he's grown. Proud of this guy
@crimsongale6961
@crimsongale6961 5 жыл бұрын
I’m from Mississippi and you said nothing but straight FACTS 😂
@kingtony7701
@kingtony7701 5 жыл бұрын
Had two cousins that said they was gay. They both got kids now
@TheEnigmaticBM39
@TheEnigmaticBM39 5 жыл бұрын
They go gay until the "right man" shows up
@BlackHeavenGamingCo
@BlackHeavenGamingCo 5 жыл бұрын
Mississippi slander?? Me and my tire swing coming for you!
@Sir_Mosley
@Sir_Mosley 5 жыл бұрын
This man from dc where they STILL use pcp and gentrified more than Harlem. Lmao
@tyronebiggumsakaduke4587
@tyronebiggumsakaduke4587 5 жыл бұрын
I fw how this man had no chill for as long as I been watchin him🤣😂🤣
@illberightback5015
@illberightback5015 5 жыл бұрын
wait hold on when tbh put the sonic music on that shit matched his dancing in the vid lmfao
@illberightback5015
@illberightback5015 5 жыл бұрын
that’s me when I listen to that song too
@robertjones418
@robertjones418 5 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the black hokage for aquatic mine at the end those old school sonic vibes
@SupaVlinSantonE
@SupaVlinSantonE 5 жыл бұрын
I like how bro was censoring his words at the beginning, then said fuck it 😂😂
@kandiigoon680
@kandiigoon680 5 жыл бұрын
Yoooo it’s great 2 c you still making content after all these years man I’m dead af you still funny af 😂
@rodneysmalls7782
@rodneysmalls7782 5 жыл бұрын
Dang, I had to drop that like. This was way to funny.
@Z3ROMyth
@Z3ROMyth 5 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious bruh 😂😂😂.
@iceymoore16
@iceymoore16 5 жыл бұрын
Yooooo 9:15 that sonic adventure 2 tho!! 😹 my nigga chose the right song 😅
@WhimsicalOrchid
@WhimsicalOrchid 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who's not straight and a girl and been a support of you so long, I appreciate 1:35 so much. xD I died and it's so relatable. Thanks so much for your content! Can't wait to catch your next stream. 💜
@mimic1011
@mimic1011 5 жыл бұрын
My mom is from Mississippi. Im from WA State.... Im crying 😂😂😂😂. Did he say cleaning the outhouse is a right of passage 😂😂
@Tallgeese03
@Tallgeese03 4 жыл бұрын
*That guy in the chat: Mississippi is where its at Black hokage:Amaterasu!!!!!!!
@RetroBigCat75
@RetroBigCat75 4 жыл бұрын
That New York & Mississippi joke had me like:😶🤭🤣!
@eltonjns
@eltonjns 5 жыл бұрын
Ay, dem struggling rapper themes we got for Knuckles in Sonic Adventure 2 still knock. I'm open to more "avoid KZbin copyright music" moments like this one
@HikariSakai
@HikariSakai 5 жыл бұрын
that fire force one had me rolling haha
@raheemjenkins7052
@raheemjenkins7052 4 жыл бұрын
I work downtown, shit is WILD at times! Big gay dudes floating down the street with a princess outfit 🙀
@TheComedyStruggle
@TheComedyStruggle 5 жыл бұрын
The day I figured out women lie is when I got catfished. Her body was banging but she wasn't that cute. Still hit for a few months tho. It was a good deal.
@thedaftpunk23
@thedaftpunk23 5 жыл бұрын
foenems grave facts g ay pussy is pussy but know you’re valued cuhhh
@ccovera
@ccovera 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh said "sneak dickin'"😭🤣
@caekeid6527
@caekeid6527 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 a tire swing thoo lmao
@breezy8
@breezy8 5 жыл бұрын
Rappers in Mississippi record they music with tin cans
@marvtrealbeats669
@marvtrealbeats669 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo chillllll big K.R.I.T. from Mississippi and he’s actually fire af
@TheThegreatshinigami
@TheThegreatshinigami 5 жыл бұрын
"Bruh ain't no trees in New York." _That's kinda sad, yo..._
@jeromegreen3654
@jeromegreen3654 5 жыл бұрын
Central Park
@frisnersevere7735
@frisnersevere7735 5 жыл бұрын
In this book I’m reading called the way of the superior man it said woman are not liars, they just say what they are feeling at the present moment. Because lying is a masculine thing because man like to keep their word, but in a feminine way of thinking emotions play a big part on how the think and act.
@anthonygomez9156
@anthonygomez9156 4 жыл бұрын
The Mississippi roast!!! 😹
@martrix7
@martrix7 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't click on this video and expect you to shit on my hometown of Biloxi like that😂😅
@mixltv143
@mixltv143 5 жыл бұрын
I WAS IN THIS STREAM AYEEEE edit: I needed this video, thank you from the bottom of my heart
@dracosworld6650
@dracosworld6650 5 жыл бұрын
That sonic outro tho
@KINGBLCKSTARR
@KINGBLCKSTARR 5 жыл бұрын
As a Mississippi nigga I have to say that aint true im wearing socks right now 💯💯
@MrWhatchaknoe
@MrWhatchaknoe 5 жыл бұрын
I SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN @ 2:48!!!
@mysterygamerkid192
@mysterygamerkid192 5 жыл бұрын
Great vid
@maxhomies_playin7749
@maxhomies_playin7749 5 жыл бұрын
Fire force Academy must be lit 😂😂😂
@Jsnipes98
@Jsnipes98 5 жыл бұрын
I peeped that aquatic mine theme
@SamusV4
@SamusV4 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite channels because of this type of shit, it's so good.
@Astro_Morri
@Astro_Morri 5 жыл бұрын
4:06 that’s Cape Coral,FL in a nutshell 🤷🏾‍♂️
@TheThegreatshinigami
@TheThegreatshinigami 5 жыл бұрын
30% Of the Video (title) Women being liars 70% Clowning Mississippi.
@Bluegirl1777
@Bluegirl1777 5 жыл бұрын
Fire Force is amazing, good on him for getting to work with them Haha
@darnellstewart8567
@darnellstewart8567 4 жыл бұрын
Dead ass this chick told my boy she was a lesbian , then 2 weeks last called me up to come to a hotel 🤣🤣🤣
@SinixII
@SinixII 5 жыл бұрын
Just got ghosted yesterday...shit hurts for real lol.
@zaci5824
@zaci5824 5 жыл бұрын
It's like those Big Jahh episodes lol
@adubmccain5870
@adubmccain5870 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the fire academy nigga😂😂. If y’all were in the stream for that it was hilarious
@richardwhigham1461
@richardwhigham1461 5 жыл бұрын
I came here for slander on women not slander on my state😂
@BlackTalon1996
@BlackTalon1996 5 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious man
@kennethwill246
@kennethwill246 5 жыл бұрын
I see somebody is never going to Mississippi.
@NeonDreams-bw4ks
@NeonDreams-bw4ks 5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck said Mississippi is a retirement state? That’s like saying Cleveland is a town with infrastructure 😂😂
@tristanchuey
@tristanchuey 5 жыл бұрын
“How you a lesbian and you pregnant?” Shit I’m confused as I’m writing this down 🤣
@poptoe11
@poptoe11 5 жыл бұрын
the fire force theme song go hard though. specially the 2nd op
@tekkenespie
@tekkenespie 5 жыл бұрын
how did i know that copywrittten part was a track from sonic adventure 2
@redhood444
@redhood444 5 жыл бұрын
The way he said Biloxi LMAO
@nonjuwan77
@nonjuwan77 5 жыл бұрын
😭 this dude is fucking hilarious
@ghettostuntabulious
@ghettostuntabulious 5 жыл бұрын
That is one bad ass horse, watching this I'm at a lvl 30 with one weapon at a lvl 980.
@Bringbacksupertraining
@Bringbacksupertraining 5 жыл бұрын
Aquatic mines was an excellent choice 👍
@ZobirisMage
@ZobirisMage 5 жыл бұрын
I see you with that Aquatic Mine
@crazykid9077
@crazykid9077 4 жыл бұрын
First 10 secs my boy was spittin
@mcrazza
@mcrazza 5 жыл бұрын
Spoiler Alert: Everybody lies.
@ambientgaming3681
@ambientgaming3681 5 жыл бұрын
mcrazza not black men
@mcrazza
@mcrazza 5 жыл бұрын
@@ambientgaming3681 So OJ was telling the truth the whole time?! 🙀
@Makish1ma
@Makish1ma 5 жыл бұрын
mcrazza he not black he OJ
@Lazershark2012
@Lazershark2012 5 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert: Who cares
@devinwatkins8953
@devinwatkins8953 4 жыл бұрын
@@Makish1ma ......ok
@ambientgaming3681
@ambientgaming3681 5 жыл бұрын
I had the same realization and said the same thing smh.
@ri0t.
@ri0t. 5 жыл бұрын
Noti gang
@julian354
@julian354 5 жыл бұрын
Yo all my life I wanted to live by this dirty ass river😂😂😂
@Scottii1
@Scottii1 5 жыл бұрын
WTF IS BArNes and NobelAs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Makish1ma
@Makish1ma 5 жыл бұрын
Red Pilled Topics 🤔
@sirdreadeloxs3615
@sirdreadeloxs3615 5 жыл бұрын
Im mad, miss the streams
@alphaenergy6791
@alphaenergy6791 5 жыл бұрын
I had to wait to hear you say that you had never been to Mississippi 😂. I was about to say that 60% of that shit you said was a lie.
@trapstar12326
@trapstar12326 5 жыл бұрын
The avengers wanted to take a picture with me but got made cause i aint had no cash on me to give them a tip😂
@TheKingDrekilla
@TheKingDrekilla 5 жыл бұрын
But who is the girl in the thumbnail tho?
@_MYSTICWOLF
@_MYSTICWOLF 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 beyond gold
@Thatkidgamer2Xbox
@Thatkidgamer2Xbox 5 жыл бұрын
First minute in NY its called being a dub
@kushboy12
@kushboy12 5 жыл бұрын
On God you just gave there ass 1000 slim you funny as shit
@YaBoiJS
@YaBoiJS 5 жыл бұрын
Yea i found out, at my first job. Working at Walmart lol
@RedBearNAaron
@RedBearNAaron 5 жыл бұрын
Yerrrrro, I'm from Rochester. Square up!
@Money2blow059
@Money2blow059 5 жыл бұрын
This nigga training to be in the Fire force shinra jr.
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