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@NainakaiAyita9 ай бұрын
All the tonks
@singlecir17389 ай бұрын
going woke name female astronomer for no reason at all
@Noctilus196 ай бұрын
Amazing video, very well done, keep up the good work and keep watch over the night!
@NobleKorhedron2 ай бұрын
Jokey reference to tanks,@@NainakaiAyita; or deliberate reference to Tonks from Harry Potter?
@NainakaiAyita2 ай бұрын
@@NobleKorhedron uh. Was just a poke at the sponsor. So yeah. Actual tanks. :p
@TheWarmachine3759 ай бұрын
Vlad von Carstein: "Hey fellas, how's your health plan?" The Empire Forces: *open fire* Vlad von Carstein: "APPARENTLY IT WAS GREAT!"
@corvusalbus72769 ай бұрын
And then Vlad went on a very enthusiastic walk.
@tzeentch82289 ай бұрын
@@corvusalbus7276 A MOONLIT walk.
@mistertaz949 ай бұрын
@@corvusalbus7276honestly, the bloodrage of Alucard isn't really Vlads approach unless you've really screwed up. The one more likely to take CrimsonFucker type moonlit walks would probably be Conrad Von Carstein instead.
@LordMyron099 ай бұрын
Isabella Von Carstein **standing off to the side**: "Oh fuck the hell yes..."
@tzeentch82289 ай бұрын
@@LordMyron09 I hate how accurate this is, based on my knowledge of the lore.
@juliusmalcovsky40929 ай бұрын
I was driving through a countryside, after sunset, listening to your lore about the undead. You turned a simple drive into a magical adventure. Thank you sir ❤
@TheBookofChoyer9 ай бұрын
😃🙌🙏
@MrLolguy939 ай бұрын
Hotel Transylvania is going through some rough times
@Gigaknight19 ай бұрын
Sad bleh bleh bleh
@jonathanwells2238 ай бұрын
Please rethink your life for making a Hotel Transylvania reference in common conversation
@TheAwillz7 ай бұрын
Too much time making cups of tea not enough time drilling battle tactics
@TheAwillz7 ай бұрын
@@jonathanwells223I came here to make the same comment. Your just not a smart like us
@NobleKorhedron3 ай бұрын
#CracksUpLaughing
@stumpe96629 ай бұрын
Lil bro really went to the chaos wastes before Sylvania
@olafgurke46995 ай бұрын
He went to the chaos wastes before Stirland. Can't blame him, they are more hospitable, and the people more sane.
@TheWarmachine3759 ай бұрын
The Vampire Counts love their very enthusiastic walks in Sylvania after all.
@cjthebeesknees9 ай бұрын
Count Swagger the IV, from Sylvania.
@victorcharles278 ай бұрын
Yes😅@@cjthebeesknees
@RuSosan9 ай бұрын
3:32 In... St- _Stirland?_ *_STIRLAND!?_* That's the true horror. You're either very brave or completely mad. Fortunately Sylvania is close by so you can run away from the _Stirland "cuisine"_ to seek asylum and eat far more palatable things like swamp water and rotten flesh that zombies have shed off as they shuffled by.
@leahsander54907 ай бұрын
May I ask what you‘re referencing, is there some lore/memes about Stirland cuisine?
@RuSosan7 ай бұрын
@@leahsander5490 Yes, the youtube channel *Tarriff* has excellent Warhammer Fantasy meme videos. "Old World Geographic" is a good start. I especially recommend the Stirland and Hochland-episodes.
@odin11859 ай бұрын
Your voice actor for the banshee story was fantastic.
@pattymalarkey6289 ай бұрын
thank you so much!!!!
@Yukcannadoozat9 ай бұрын
What a coincidence that this should be posted today, I literally started a Von Carstein campaign last night…
@pattymalarkey6289 ай бұрын
woahhhh the timing. i think im going to do a Von Carstein playthrough too im inspired now
@varidian6949 ай бұрын
I'm currently doing high elf and about to send a small army to help fight the vampires
@jaxxtheviking9 ай бұрын
Playing the empire as franz but I never even got to fight the vamps chaos and the wood elves wiped everything :(
@logicgamingwizzardtv22946 ай бұрын
im playing as vlad right now and i have almost conquered the entire map 😂💯
@martinratagris9 ай бұрын
And the adventures of our good friend Hoffman continues to take him to damgerous and magical places all over the Old World and beyond. It seems that this time he will stay within the borders of the Empire. If only that would be guarantee of safety but we know that even the Moot hides dangers.
@varidian6949 ай бұрын
It's fun playing as the vampire counts on total warhammer 3 But I do wish the armies would be made up more of the local factions units in an undead fashion if you raise them in or near their lands - for example imperial soldiers in the human lands, elves in the elvish areas... just some undead with all the gore and armour from a fallen warrior. It would look awesome throwing an undead elf unit into their own ranks - the cause terror stats would just make so much more sense :D
@Vandelberger9 ай бұрын
The Vampire Counts have so much potential for some wild new models.
@dan75649 ай бұрын
They haven't gotten anything in 5 years.
@Vandelberger9 ай бұрын
@@dan7564 I meant for the table top, but yeah I agree they are the faction that needs the most … new blood?
@dan75649 ай бұрын
@Vandelberger completely agree. A lot of people on reddit argue they don't need any more in game units because their table top doesn't really have any. Dare you suggest the vampires need some love and you get downvoted.
@Vandelberger9 ай бұрын
@@dan7564 They could use Spirit host and better legendary ghoul kings. Add a few AOS models if need be or I suggest the new Skeleton Dragon from the new Tomb Kingdom table top roster.
@dan75649 ай бұрын
@Vandelberger they could but they won't, they won't even let tzaangors have beaks because of age of sigma.
@kuehnjakob9 ай бұрын
The banshee story had some serious old school Diablo vibes, with how the story was told and the underlying music. Very fitting!
@TheWarmachine3759 ай бұрын
*"Serve for me in life or slave for me in death!"* - Vlad von Carstein to all who stand in his way of conquest of The Empire.
@sinbotosimmons76245 ай бұрын
Would be cool if he could do more of a mix of men and undead. You get a few but it would really be interesting if you could run truly mixed forces.
@DirtyMuzzie9 ай бұрын
It is a empire that refuses to confederate and gets anhilated by vampire counts or Khorn EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME 👏
@mattfisher3689 ай бұрын
I love how you can tell that the narrator only ever read scythe without saying it before, granted mine was mjölnir
@pattymalarkey6289 ай бұрын
what an episode! so much fun to be a part of it. thank you again for the opportunity choyer!!! this legitimately makes me wanna play vampire counts
@KraytonNHG9 ай бұрын
Tonight on Cribs by Choyer, the homeland of Vlad The Chad. Brilliant video as always.
@arnaudsalvat65319 ай бұрын
It's good to see you again, it's been a while. I'm glad you're back
@fnbfnbf9 ай бұрын
I love these videos, it allows us to be immersed in a world of mystery and wonder when the world we live in is troubled. It allows an escape and for our imaginations to run freely if only for a short period.
@CHKNFRGZ9 ай бұрын
This channel, and Oculous Imperia are my favorite lore channels for Warhammer Fantasy 40,000. Delivering lore in-universe in the best universes.
@CityofWizards9 ай бұрын
Not many people know this, but the Carsteins have employed a long line of vampire hunters to be their servants. Their latest, Guillermo, is a badass. Fucking Guillermo...
@TradePrinceNodnarb9 ай бұрын
Easier there, Gizmo
@necasperaterent293866 ай бұрын
I've read about him! I think it was in a novel, from the accounts of an innkeep in Hochland called Jackie Daytona. Great guy! Kept assuring his readers that he was a very ordinary human man, so you just know he's a stand-up dude. The villagers loved him too.
@charlottebreckenridge6599 ай бұрын
I’m so excited we are getting more from our favourite professor. I am soo hyped for this whole series. I would love if you did the same from Britonia Kislev and Cathay 😘
@trenchgaming21669 ай бұрын
Best series on KZbin and the only channel i wont skip through the ads for
@Americandragonrider333.5 ай бұрын
So freakin cool. More lore of Warhammer Fantasy! Sylvania a scary place!
@Dayz3O69 ай бұрын
I hope you do Mousillon also, the Bretonnia version of Sylvania
@AtomicDudez8 ай бұрын
Brilliant idea, I always questioning myself how did the vampire lord took control of that land?
@matthewanderson97549 ай бұрын
This series has been the greatest thing, I literally just turn these on and listen for hours! ❤
@chilliewhk9 ай бұрын
Always happy to see new videos on this channel, especially Warhammer Fantasy content
@vulcranstorm20239 ай бұрын
Glad to see doctor's trip to the north didn't make him stop traveling though I would've started some place safer.
@GraniteGhost7789 ай бұрын
Okay so this feels like a Fantasy version of Oculus Imperia and I am loving it.
@helarki43099 ай бұрын
He mentioned warpstone. He's dead. The rat people are coming for -
@Genericname-eu6ef9 ай бұрын
You mean the rat people that DEFINITELY do not exist?
@LordTheCyril9 ай бұрын
Warthunder needs to add the steamtank.
@cody1570Ай бұрын
Honestly, though I love the model set up for AoS. I love the world of fantasy far more in terms of everything down to the heros loadout of gear. The necrarchs of old, so powerful that they rivaled slaan and outpaced high elf arch mages. The fact a necrarch lvl 5 wizard existed back in those time while slaan had lvl 5s and elves only had level 4s was a hell of a thing to be proud of. But really brought the use of some fun into it
@archimediestheiii19569 ай бұрын
I was SO ready for this episode! Thank you so much! Will use this to study for my Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay rpg campaign I am planning!!
@Arbiterjim9 ай бұрын
I'll watch everything you make, keep it up with the best setting ever put to paper!
@Resistmediasupression4 ай бұрын
Love the whole series he reminds me of David Atinbourogh he seems like a kindly gentlemen
@cjthebeesknees9 ай бұрын
The head singers from Hinder, Three Days Grace and Green Day were from Sylvania.
@dewkiddo23289 ай бұрын
Its good to be back in The Old World!
@Biodeamon4 ай бұрын
"their increased activity suggest a disturbance or coming doom and despair" GW releasing End Times: yeah, so about that
@preece11889 ай бұрын
Love the videos with the Dr. Looking forward to Averland!
@johnthevirgin9 ай бұрын
Thank you for this vid, been waiting for a in-depth video over the empire (new to warhammer total war)
@CapybaraConnoisseur899 ай бұрын
Great stuff I'm huge fan of Vampire Counts, Undeads were always my favourite ever since Heroes of Might and Magic, Disciples 1/2 when I discovered Warhammer Fantasy 6th Edition back in early 2000's I fell in love immediately with the dark, grim world of Warhammer particularly Vamps, Chaos, The Empire.
@DAv20039 ай бұрын
A good insight into the Warhammer World here, with a good bit of character to it as well.
@bigthoughts26449 ай бұрын
24:26 not skythe. "Sigh-th" for scythe or it is also acceptable to pronounce it "cy-the" like scyther the pokemon
@phylippezimmermannpaquin20627 ай бұрын
Dont you mean 24:04?
@Ceetvair8 ай бұрын
I love the series. The story elements you add to the lore are brilliant. I'd absolutely listen to a more extended story 👍
@KS-PNW9 ай бұрын
Well done! Can't wait for the next chapter 👍
@TheNostorian9 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved this. Wanna hear adventures that whould take place in sylvania.
@chillyavian77189 ай бұрын
2:26 Ad skip for rewatches
@corvaxblackfeather65299 ай бұрын
Ahh yes Doctor Hoffmann, i look forward to all the stories you going to tell us once more.
@7F0X79 ай бұрын
The first half was incredible! It really sucked me in and got me hyped. But unfortunately, the second half fell off. You may as well have just been reading directly from a unit flavor wiki. I would have loved the entire thing if you had woven those descriptions directly into a narrative and also spent more time talking about the vampires themselves. Vampires a *great* narrative tool because they can be negotiated with, even reasoned with under circumstances. But you didn't even include them outside of a couple brief mentions. Please keep at it though, your work has improved by leaps and bounds over the years!
@TheBookofChoyer9 ай бұрын
Valid feedback as always my friend! Thanks a lot for watching through 😃🙌🙏 Always a pleasure reading you in the comments.
@SDRlegacy5 ай бұрын
Your videos are so cool! They deserve triple the views
@Nolrach9 ай бұрын
Love the video. If you're taking suggestions for new videos, I for one would love to hear more about the other bloodlines (how and where they live, how they interact with other, societies, living or not do they still hold some territories / cities)
@LtColShingSides9 ай бұрын
I just started a Vampire army for Old World. I'm going with Bretonnian vampires for my army's lore. But my vampire count has sworn fealty to Von Carstien.
@goransekulic36719 ай бұрын
Amazing as always! Can't get enough of dr.Stefan! See you in Ostermark!
@jonathanprovost77799 ай бұрын
Great job on this video. Subtle reach into Silvania. 👍
@Jin-vx2oe9 ай бұрын
Love the painted models in the videos. Thanks for the content.
@brettsflyndad99455 ай бұрын
These are Brilliant. Just Brilliant! Amazing work guys!
@betariusprime48399 ай бұрын
Love Dr. Steven Hoffmann, please give us Mord of his adventures! Greetings from germany.
@MelkorBauglir259 ай бұрын
Be sure to pay Countess Gabriella von Nachthafen a visit. Always thrilling😏😏
@nunuonroad99699 ай бұрын
Amazing quality video as always
@vladavuckic52629 ай бұрын
Glad you're back master storyteller 😊
@richter66999 ай бұрын
Best Warhmer out there. You guys are amazing!
@inquisitorkrieger81719 ай бұрын
This was awesome. Thank you.
@jansandman69839 ай бұрын
Finally something new about WHF
@Vampireknight999 ай бұрын
My favorite province and fraction
@ChimpingBulldog2 ай бұрын
I thought Sylvania was a land of bipedal woodland creatures in petticoats and dungarees?
@nickabsent9589 ай бұрын
I really enjoy this series. Keep it up!
@giordanomachiavelli77789 ай бұрын
Thanks for your work!
@thegodfather11959 ай бұрын
me when i heard you can play war thunder for free “of course you can, it’s already free to play” lol but in all honesty you should try it if you haven’t yet i’ve been playing since late 2014/early 2015
@TheWarmachine3759 ай бұрын
Has there anyone in-universe lampshaded about The Empire being named like that instead of "Sigmar's Empire" or the "Holy Sigmarite Empire" that are catchy and grandiose?
@ethanduncan16469 ай бұрын
Sigmar was not a god when he founded the empire during his reign, so why would he call it "holy" after himself, especially when he willingly abdicated so that the Empire would not ruled by who had his blood in their veins.
@Rhawin9 ай бұрын
One of your best!
@charlielatch9 ай бұрын
Great episode
@P.K.Veiller9 ай бұрын
29:14 Skaven... what? There is nothing named Skavenblight! Ps: A little lore breaking thing, mankind does not know about Skavenblight ;) as all attempts to penetrate swamps were unsucceeded, as skaven murdered people trying.
@samokadunc26359 ай бұрын
it would be nice to get the story of the witch hunter
@Dayz3O69 ай бұрын
I'm planning on moving there one day because of the low taxes!
@z549643809 ай бұрын
Imagine Saltzyre being one of the witch hunters being sent 😈
@alexanderimmortal43549 ай бұрын
Love vampires
@nathanielmuga65979 ай бұрын
For the algorithm!
@Poisonedblade9 ай бұрын
Great job as always!!!
@evynkalinowski92318 ай бұрын
A video about Sylvania. Talks about Stirland and dark dramatic music plays as if you were discussing the most terrifying things in the world.
@Sevarrius5 ай бұрын
The 'c' in scythe is silent. Still great video. Carry on.
@Flintun7 ай бұрын
Love these videos
@AC399429 ай бұрын
Great video!!!
@grantnewton42303 ай бұрын
Can we get the professors last journey in a playlist?
@TheBookofChoyer3 ай бұрын
Here is the latest Playlist my friend! kzbin.info/aero/PLxbR0SRy9VpC1qbZFW_3dVS4sVUsB4BsU
@grantnewton42303 ай бұрын
@@TheBookofChoyer thank you so much but I was referring to his “previous journeys” he made reference to. I love your work btw!
@TheBookofChoyer3 ай бұрын
@@grantnewton4230 Ohhh I see! Well luckily we made a video compiling all of the "First Season" of Dr. Steffan Hoffman's adventures. Here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWG3cqClqLJ4btUsi=RvGd7-fxdYJ1gT2L And thank you for your words! I really appreciate it!
@grantnewton42303 ай бұрын
@@TheBookofChoyer this is so nice of you! I’m a big fan of 40K but only recently started digging into fantasy (Ik nothing about AOS rn) and I really appreciate you taking the time to help me on my way!
@TheBookofChoyer3 ай бұрын
@@grantnewton4230 Fantasy is pretty cool! You are in for a treat :)
@MLaak869 ай бұрын
This is fantastic :)
@konstantinos-iliasstrempas45949 ай бұрын
i missed the fantasy setting cover
@KhalainBear9 ай бұрын
I loved this video BUT you dont pronounce the c in scythe, its like "sighthe"
@wynnnnnnn52279 ай бұрын
I enjoy this
@Zamolxes-eg5yv9 ай бұрын
Was nice .
@awesomehpt89389 ай бұрын
They drink warm beer in Stirland! Yuck!! Best stick to sylvania
@kahtrellscott14369 ай бұрын
Awesome
@lead.farmer9 ай бұрын
the "c" in scythe is silent
@JamesAce9 ай бұрын
Yessss yessss
@MicahSMoore7 ай бұрын
12:30
@heirwolf69299 ай бұрын
Scythe is pronounced like "sithe". The c is silent, like in scissors. /Best regards The Grim Reaper
@jacktheripper31189 ай бұрын
Say scythes again for me? How did you pronounce it, “sky-ths” whomst
@lupinedreams9 ай бұрын
This radio drama style is fantastic but the C in scythe in silent and hearing SK-ITHE over and over was painful.
@andrewwightman80669 ай бұрын
Yeah a notebook and a fuw protective charms no worries mate thats all u need wile exploring the land of the living dead lol see u when u get back