My Favorite Video Game Has A Terrible Movie Now

[@ashes_blue]

You really seem like you’re enjoying yourself in these talking videos, I’m glad you didn’t feel like you had to keep doing Oblivion... Keep doing what you love

[@TheCantinaChannel]

Thanks man!

[@Gazzabaws]

Didn't know this existed. I need to watch it immediately

[@zimbu_]

Should have featured Cao Pi and have everyone pronounce his name as "cow pee".

[@NinjaSushi2]

Lmao

[@Darcnhife]

Make like Elsa, and let it go.

[@wahidpawana424]

My dissapointment at the fact that the english voice actor did not call cao cao "cow cow".

[@coltons.5862]

@@wahidpawana424 before hearing it said in game I thought it was pronounced cocoa lol

[@eliteclasswarrior94]

Lu Bu? A hero?? When? D: In every game he's just a dude that just wants to destroy everything. His campaign is always everyone against him and he wins anyway.

[@nobblkpraetorian5623]

Heroes are subjective in Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Like how Cao Cao is called the Hero of Chaos but he is seen as a villain by the story.

[@kevinmandrile5074]

5:54 "Oh no! Anyway..."~Jeremy Clarkson 😂

[@thebiglich]

The Oblivion movie is the worst adaptation ever. Not a single Sheogorath scene

[@luglochta]

there was an oblivion movie?

[@gh0rochi363]

This movie was everything a fan of the games would love and i loved it.

[@TheCantinaChannel]

look honestly, valid

[@WellsAtNight]

Anyone who says the DW movie is "terrible" has clear shit-taste in movies. It stays true to the Dynasty Warriors games while also taking the effort to expand on both Cao Cao and Liu Bei with better characterizations than the games have ever done. With Cao Cao, you actually see him develop from a man who makes mistakes into a fierce yet inspiring leader. Liu Bei, compared to his sissy-freak game counterpart, is straight up Chinese Superman in this movie. And that fight with Hua Xiong- at least they gave the effort to make him an intimidating foe by making him so incredibly strong, a single cleave from his sword had enough force to send a decapitated head all the way back to Hero's Peak. Is it ridiculous? Yes, because that's the POINT. Where Disney's Mulan remake failed, the Dynasty Warriors movie shows just how to make a proper historical fantasy film set in Ancient China.

[@greenscheme2040]

I can't help but notice you are now selling Mythic Dawn tee shirts. You didn't quit Oblivion. You just went to it's dark side.

[@MeltonCrest]

The biggest crime is them casting a beanpole guy to play Lu Bu.

[@blindgrim3963]

Your beard isn’t that bad man it’s pretty good I can’t even grow one because I’m Asian

[@user-nt1yb5kr8x]

Try diluted peppermint oil on your face dude. It might not defeat DNA but it may be worth a shot ;)

[@da_roachdogjr]

@@user-nt1yb5kr8x I like to put diluted peppermint oil on my water pistol and shoot it at my friends backs. That way I'm the least hairy one of the group.

[@gallantblade1825]

As it turned out, the movie flopped in China not because of the absurd action scenes, but because there weren’t enough of them and the trailers basically spoiled the action scenes anyways. The movie is surprisingly accurate to the RoTK, but watching a Dynasty Warriors movie for the plot doesn’t sound right. There should have been more fighting, less exposition, and more Zhang Fei. Like, they could have made him the comic relief of the trio, but nope! He’s just kinda there. Even during the really long battle against Lu Bu, he didn’t have nearly as many scenes as Guan Yu or Liu Bei. And yes, they messed up on the Guan Yu beard. Overall, I loved this movie. Needed more action. If you want story and drama, just watch Red Cliffs instead.

[@mesousagaby740]

It didn't just flop, it was in development hell for a while, it took YEARS to be made.

[@kevinmandrile5074]

The Cantina talking about a movie!? 😱 Nice 😌, I wasn't expecting this Mason, but I'm definitely not complaining, I love the new type of content you've been posting recently 😎.

[@MicahW444]

Red Cliff is such a good movie! I’m really looking forward to the Dynasty Warriors retrospective video!

[@TheLoneCourier2077]

They've done those peasants dirty smh

[@ShinOrashi]

The funniest part about the movie is how they tie in the "KO Count" by making the "Hero" weapons vampiric, and how they get stronger the more blood they shed. . .

[@whooll]

OMG what??! I need to see this!! It sounds more accurate to the series than any mortal Kombat film Lol plus necromancy would fully explain the waves of easy to annihilate yellow turbans. Lol and the best addition to dynasty warriors would be easily be ridiculous decapitations. And if they bring back the weird old card wizard guy lol

[@MadMamluk88]

I was about to recommend Red Cliff as well. That movie is phenomenal

[@wahidpawana424]

That movie is awesome. Still holds up today.

[@topansunaryo8209]

Too bad Zhou Yu didn't using his Musou there and Zhuge Liang didn't Pray at altar to changing the wind.

[@Vahmung]

From Dynasty Warriors 1 through 3, when first meeting Lu Bu and he storms that fort on his own was one of the most epic moments from my youth. All of those soldiers turning away abd just screaming "Oh no! It's Lu Bu!". Good times. Next we should get a B-rated Samurai Warriors movie and have Keiji Maeda slide tilt his head at everyone in his kabuki makeup.

[@potsbox9584]

You’re the only KZbinr I watch till the end, you’re my favorite KZbin keep making videos love u ❤️

[@fiendish9474]

The skating down a waterfall scene was actually from dw7 to my knowledge

[@Nudelyoshi3928]

This sounds like one of these movies you watch with friends when you´re drunk and have an absolute blast tbh

[@shiveringislesli1450]

when u pronounce their names.. I love it

[@donut3733]

I watched it with my mom, it was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced :)

[@Darcnhife]

My Natflix membership expired the day before I saw what I thought was a show series. I was considering renewing my membership for it, but now I can pass on that. Thank you.

[@wtffy204]

Your voice and accent is entertaining. I could listen to you read a phone book.

[@defdef1354]

Never underestimate a man and his goat...

[@Natelu-Sama]

top 5 biggest JERKS in dynaasty warriors (2021)

[@fiendish9474]

Lu Bu drifted a horse

[@liubei3058]

He is just built different.

[@phantomvulpe791]

Wait...there was a movie of the game? I knew the fighting game before it was a war game but I had no idea it was a movie.

[@chrisw6164]

There’s a Dynasty Warriors movie?

[@shanesmith4170]

Have you actually played Dynast Warriors here my dude. The whole damn franchise is over the top action set in this campy ass story and dialogue. Right now Guan Yu's combo ender in 9 is that he spins his weapon so hard and fast that a whirlwind forms in front of him and moves forward dealing damage. The idea that they do one move and people go flying is exactly how the game does it. Those are the ultimate attacks. Again at the end of Guan Yu's attack in the most recent game he unleashes a giant pillar of flames at the end that I have seen send every enemy on my screen flying in the air backward. They are actually fully leaning into how the game portrays these men as God heroes among mere mortals. I disagree with your criticism on the action.

[@TheCantinaChannel]

I never said it was innacurate. I literally even said the were adapting things directly from the games. What I said was that it looked dumb

[@shanesmith4170]

@@TheCantinaChannel look man. You were saying it does not follow the actual story and Dong Zhuo should have died. That is not how the actual story goes.

[@ShinOrashi]

The fan service in this movie was so ridiculous, but kind of charming. I loved how all the characters were using their default 3rd weapons from Dynasty Warriors 8. Liu Bei at one point was wearing his DW8 costume. Some of the action set pieces were literally just intros from the various games. The movie SUCKED, but the easter eggs along the way was definitely worth it!

[@VChong1991]

The director did it on purpose for laughs 🤣

[@ShinOrashi]

@@VChong1991 lol mission definitely accomplished! Hilarious but hype at the same time!

[@whitestrake8]

Double upload this week?

[@advictoriam3106]

Hilarious video Mason, I did want too see it but now I'll never be able to take it seriously haha Just an idea after watching this video. Have you ever thought of doing a dive into all the lore of the Elder Scrolls? I know you don't want to do ES videos anymore, which I fully respect, but wasn't sure if that's just the games themselves. I've seen you touch on the lore surrounding some factions a few times, just thought videos where you fully explain the lore would be interesting. I know I'd watch you explain the lore for subjects like the Blades, the Akaviri, the Dark Brotherhood etc etc etc. Just a thought, if you want to move away from ES completely or those videos I've suggested do not interest you at all then again I fully respect that and will continue to watch you with or without Elder Scrolls content.

[@jacemachine]

So... guessing from the start of this video, I am guessing that you aren't talking about the OTHER Dydnasty Warriors movie: RED CLIFF parts I&II. Now THAT is a Dynasty Warriors movie.

[@shanesmith4170]

No. That is a Romance of the Three Kingdoms movie. This actually is a Dynasty Warriors movie. This guy is acting like it was supposed to be a historical movie and that is not at all what Dynast Warriors is. It is an over the top action movie where the hero's are supposed to be portrayed as God Warriors among mere men. I think this dude just did not know what he was in for when Dynasty Warriors was the lens used to tell the story as compared to a more traditional martial arts movie like Red Cliff.

[@ramseydoon8277]

The yellow turban rebellion is an awesome read if you enjoy history and people liberating themselves.

[@Cheese-wr9lc]

Also side note whoever they got for Sun Jian look just like him. Like what? it's so spot on

[@lightsydephil5964]

Loving the beard brother!

[@sporges]

Hope you branch out in to comic books sometime soon! Would love to hear your take on anything superhero/graphic novel related. Great video as always!

[@wasimmohammed5501]

Did they pronounce cao cao as cow cow? That would be funny

[@revolution_is_my_name8981]

A Fist of the North Star movie exists (and it’s goddamn terrible, as a fan of the original manga it seriously offends me lol) so I guess there’s technically a Ken’s Rage movie

[@HamanKarn567]

Lol they should have stuck with romance of the three kingdoms shows.

[@DCdabest]

It's a pretty damn good show

[@BigBoss-ty7tv]

damn son the beard coming along nicely

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

The Chinese know how to make a fight scene feel epic and their fashion is on fleek and finely the nature of their mythology is weird AF :3

[@whyte244]

did they take the music from the game sounded like it

[@keisaboru1155]

BRO THE CHINESE DYNASTY WARRIORS movie 😂 . I wonder tho . They should have invited Donnie yen

[@sjacpswbs03162005]

watching it in canto had its appeal cause that's what some of the actors e.g. Dong Zhuo (Lam Suet is good shit btw), Zhang Jiao, Lu Bu natively speak. But japanese dub had the game voice actors (I think even Chen Gong and Hua Xiong got their VAs correct idk about Yuan Shu he had like two words to say I couldn't tell) and it's worth suffering through again. sad they didn't release the remixed DW9 music though.

[@skywalker7589]

I think this movie it's a sarcasm to portrait how unrealistic the later dynasty warrior games has become, players want immersion, not WIZARDS that shoots lighting and firebolts that gets 1000 people flying into the air?

[@thechugg4372]

After the first like 1 minutes 40 seconds it seems like you described the best movie ever made and now I have to see this. Not getting spoiled for more.

[@Cheese-wr9lc]

Is this the newest DW movie? If so I wanna watch it first and not get any spoilers

[@arminius7909]

*r.i.p. elder scrolls videos* You will be missed

[@whitestrake8]

😢

[@VBplays01]

Do you like any of the Dynasty Warriors Gundam games dude? Would be awesome to see you do a video on that if you do

[@nowwepart]

That’s a nice original PS4 collecting dust back there

[@ultralevixz5912]

Oooh a Cantina movie review

[@C_Train74]

You’ve played Dynasty Warriors, right? That kind of combat is literally what all the named characters do.

[@erykszymanski9167]

Maybe in the later games, earlier ones were "more realistic." 3,4,5 were golden era. 6 was trash, 7 was the last one I played. The games got progressively more over the top as the series went, with crazy moves and 1k+ kill counts per stage.

[@C_Train74]

@@erykszymanski9167 I’ve only played 5, and bodies flew like they were made of paper mache when you use most special attacks.

[@erykszymanski9167]

You're right, bodies always went flying. I guess what I was getting at is that the characters have become more like fantasy superheroes with crazy powers in more recent releases, whereas before it was a bit more grounded in reality. At least that's how I'm remembering it as I think back to those games.

[@TheCantinaChannel]

The problem is it looks embarrassing in live action.

[@chrisw6164]

I am down for some Dynasty Warriors videos. Romance of the Three Kingdoms too.

[@toska5466]

TWO UPLOADS IN ONE WEEK 😍😍 keeping the dilf look I see 😂🤍

[@citizensguard3433]

You’re “make sure you subscribe” reminder at the end made me realize I had been unsubscribed from the channel for some reason… friggin KZbin…

[@DonutSwordsman]

i think with more structure, maybe some comparisons or sections for topics, this type of critique could be better.

[@liubei3058]

It was stupid but in a perfect way. I could turn my brain off and enjoy it. It was not a perfect movie, of course. But stupid in the more perfect way.

[@topansunaryo8209]

The counterpart was Really Dynasty Warrior's, not Rotk. i mean, it's perfect Dynasty Warriors.

[@JVfromthedot]

You could voice an adult Morty man. I said it here first !

[@citizensguard3433]

Take a shot every time Mason says the word “like” in this video 🥴 I feel like the Cantina channel has hit the Randomizer button in these post-Oblivion days, and I am loving it. 😎😁 Terrible movies inspired by video games, or just weird movies in general could/should be a whole series!!

[@lamonimita3422]

This movie sucked ass. Plain and simple. The Shu bias in this movie was taken to a level beyond DW and ROTK. Liu Bei (just like in real life) does jack shit throughout the entire movie yet remains the focal character of the film. The action was so shit, the CGI was shit, the story was shit. Sun Jian was a legitimate hero who was portrayed like he was insignificant. The only thing good about the entire film was the DW soundtrack throwbacks. This film was garbage.

[@VisualdelightPro]

I agree it was total garbage like Disney Mulan.

[@johnnyelettrico9087]

I found the soundcloud “the cantina” account

[@TheCantinaChannel]

omg hahaha I forgot that existed

[@killertrip10]

You got good taste in games. You gonna make an E.Y.E. video next?

[@runei355]

Ah... I see the issue. It a Hong King, China, and Taiwan production. I highly doubt it was made with a western audience in mind. Romance of the three Kingdoms is like super popular there no matter what to that region. Also do consider that, from my understanding, this is their version of "marvel/DC comics" so the over the top stuff like the arrow in the arm while using it is normal because it signifies how strong the character is.

[@shanesmith4170]

That is my point. It sounds like he wanted a Romance of the Three Kingdoms movie, which he got, but it was told through the lens of Dynasty Warriors. Getting it through that lens means you have to see these heroes as basically God Warriors among mere mortals. That is how they are portrayed in the games. That is how they are portrayed here.

[@runei355]

@@shanesmith4170 yup

[@BunniesLikeBananas]

I absolutely loved the Dynasty Warriors movie. Horrible movie is not even close to what this is. This shit was so ham and cheese and it perfectly portrayed the over the top dramatic and nonsensical fighting of the game. This movie was not going for accuracy or realism and I can appreciate so much because it purposefully goes for the feel of the games.

[@da_roachdogjr]

I wish I had a goat... I mean woman! I wish I had a woman.

[@arcomegis9999]

The only thing they didn't mess up is the Yellow Turbans. The entire cast save from the Weapon Fairy ( I'll let that slide ) is butchering the characters. The guy who played Lu Bu, his appearance and facial features fit somebody cunning, malicious and devious. He should play Yuan Shu, Li Ru or some twisted strategist. The warriors are casted with "actors" who are twice as thin as even the normal depiction of a warrior. The film even go as far as to make Liu Bei and Cao Cao young teenage-ish individuals while they were much more seasoned and mature. This is in accordance to attracting the Chinese web series romantic fandoms who favor the young and beautiful. I'd rather watch something that is illustrated by Koei themselves.

[@tacticianM]

This wasn't the first movie based off of the games fyi

[@davidkarasegh2732]

Rocking that nice beard!

[@D.a.n.i.m.a.l]

I'm pretty sure I watched this years ago when I was super into Dynasty Warriors but totally deleted it from my memory it was that unbearable. Red Cliff sounds cool thanks for the recommendation.

[@NinjaSushi2]

You make me want to play this game.

[@asian123205]

Expectations: wow that was awesome 👌 👏 🙌 😍. Reality: oh that lame.... need more magical power. They just made the three kingdoms look bad.

[@mastertadakatsu]

Sun Jian is only here to introduce Sun Quan

[@TheCantinaChannel]

Basically even though they would have no reason to think he was important at that time. Second son of a recently made noble who had yet to prove himself.

[@mastertadakatsu]

@@TheCantinaChannel Fan Service??

[@ryanm8485]

Getting chunky and no more TES videos? You seemed a lot happier on camera before the meds my man.

[@TheCantinaChannel]

Dude you don't understand the suffering I was in before my medication

[@nicklagoni7306]

mason the GOAT id carry him away like a wounded woman

[@SweatyBandsGotEm]

I loved this 🤣

[@endtheworld9456]

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[@pear-head]

Love the new video

[@bobsamurai]

LOL this sounds amazing. I need this movie in my life

[@Cheese-wr9lc]

OHMYGLOB I just finished watching it and good god it's ridiculous but I LOVE IT

[@DragonFang253D]

Red cliff was such a better rendition. I saw the first 10 mins and thought to myself OMG what did they do to guan yu and Zhang fei?!

[@viktord2025]

Is this like so bad that it's good? Pls give me false hope

Did you just change the title and thumbnail..?

[@Followwherethetruthleads]

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

[@geckoscout8524]

Why, just why?

[@Sisyphus1233]

If you ard looking for games to play then please play Kingdoms of amalur, its amazing

[@TinyChuck]

I enjoyed it, but that might be because I went in assuming that it was gonna be goofy and over the top.

[@endtheworld9456]

liu tao

[@AbigatorM]

Sounds like a normal Asian Action movie to me? I don't see the problem :D

[@boromir0062]

The only thing I like was hua xiong just being a badass

[@NinjaSushi2]

I love this game. Didn't know there was a movie. *

[@BradenSG]

your videos are too fucking good

[@lhistorienchipoteur9968]

A dub means a replacement of the voices. An original version, such as here the chinese one, is not a dub.

[@eliteclasswarrior94]

Unless they had to dub over themselves in Chinese as well

[@lhistorienchipoteur9968]

@@eliteclasswarrior94 Some countries did that at a time, but I doubt it's still done today.

[@eliteclasswarrior94]

@@lhistorienchipoteur9968 i know that some have to do it because of an actor incompetence or maybe problems with the audio. Yeah I don't think this has been dubbed over, I was just saying

[@VChong1991]

Its bad in a good way. Cuz there are already so many other three kingdoms story films. The director did it on purpose for pure humor 🤣

[@TheCantinaChannel]

probably true lol

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

Idk if i can watch this. I love the live action romance of the three kingdoms too much to corrupt it by watching this movie.

[@topansunaryo8209]

The movies is like you hat to seriously not taking it seriously.

[@youhan9574]

Yeah, it was a pretty stupid movie. I enjoyed it through and through though. I guess they made all the action scenes so over the top because it was targetted specifically for Dynasty Warriors players, especially those that have been playing the games for years

[@Bobson_Dugnutt_Esq]

This movie sounds like a mess. I must check it out