[YTP] Stevenakbar (Part 5/5) - Steven

The finale of a series of KZbin Poops about the third Stevenbomb.
Leo, I thought what we had was special

[@haleymarkers9881]

"You Crystal clods will pay for this!" *Gets a bill "My fucking foot $$$$"* I died.

[@flapflapflapflap]

Haley Parker 5.9 BILLION DOLARS JUST FOR PERIDOT'S FOOT

[@asialessy3992]

garnet: twitter pearl: tumblr amethyst: reddit peridot: youtube

[@deffdefying4803]

I would have thought a bird would be Twitter not a square

[@coyoteghostly5718]

Stents: "pearl says lapidot is Canon" pearl: "what?" Me: "pealr pls u knwo u liek et bebe"

[@coyoteghostly5718]

Stets*

[@peridotgem5822]

wat

[@kjpineapple7326]

My notification ringtone on my phone is "It's no use" so when that played on the video I was confused. Also, I really appreciate the reference to my favorite Sonic meme of all time.

[@NyxxyNightstar]

"Lapidot is canon" **questions life**

[@croconyle]

"How do you like my spies?!?!" I laughed so hard at that X'D

[@cyrus5096]

"That's it, im taking her out *To dinner*" *"IT'S NO USE"*

[@tylergrant2766]

2:15 the multiple Careless Whispers 😂

[@misterklonoa1602]

Loved the "It's no use!" reference!

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

I heard a used joke. When Peridot said "Ugh! I don't have for this shit!" I heard Steven say "Meme!" 😉😆😂😝

[@TheConchNorris]

+MoonBlueGamet Yup. It was more of a shout-out to Stets than using it as a joke, honestly.

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

+The Conch Norris Ok lol. If you need me, I'll be taking Sick Pearl out. To dinner.

[@rowanash5378]

1:00 rofl! Peridot using skype!

[@SnufflySpy]

2:33 This is why Garnet is the master of comedy

[@marienorris3479]

2:16 omfg that pearl doe XD

[@Figgorp]

when they called her on skype i died

[@BabyShenanigans]

Came here from Elecathes' reddit post. This is probably the most hilarious thing I've seen all year and I really needed this. XD

[@mrqueasy1939]

I've been waiting for this! It's perfect!

[@notanyone2092]

0:58 the Internet and its... Creatures

[@Bartholomule01]

Oh my gosh! I wonder if that "foot" joke Amethyst made in "Arcade Mania" was really foreshadowing or not?

[@OrcinusOrca1995]

You make really funny YTPs. Keep up the good work :P

[@peach6648]

Incoming Skype from peridot killed me

[@JaxontheOkay]

Hank Hill broke the screen with pro-pain.

[@Evoxolon]

FIX MY VAN!

[@Protoman2799]

Wow I'm surprised you don't have more subscribers what you make is really really good! Keep up the good work!

[@TheConchNorris]

+ThePokeManiac Thanks!

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Steven: Pearl says Lapidot is canon! ... Peridot: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!

[@zt2cans82]

When the skype call sound happened, I thought I was getting a call...

[@vedji1857]

1:58 that's Dido - Thank you if you wanna know

[@IvoryRune]

omg I died at the skype part haha

[@betacloroxbleachswifeandgi1290]

Pearl says Lapidot is canon.

[@aruce9]

1:10 oh my god conch do you have future vision? as of barn mates peridot is living with lapis and a cannon ship is starting

[@Blaqandbloo22]

YES! (And on the day that SU resumes, 2 months later, lol) Good work again, look forward to more!Q

[@pkg946]

Ven Verse best AU ever

[@lostsignal2503]

I T ' S N O U S E

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Peridot would make a great James Bond villain

[@flapflapflapflap]

Verde the Star Warrior James Bond VS ALL JB'S ENEMY VS Peridot #ultimateshowdown

[@Lazy034]

All those singular forms of dice were whey cool

[@sonicheelygang5869]

THESE ARE GREAT!

[@choochgab]

The last 4 parts with pictures of peridot, lapis, and lapidot stuff made me freak out

[@jossgrey8662]

Best one yet!

[@cdio89]

Peridot: Nyahahahaha!!! Clods!!

[@thewumbologist1067]

Lapidot is canon...

[@Dreadlocktopus]

Seriously though, why do you hate Connie?

[@grimalkiin]

why wouldn't he?

[@Dreadlocktopus]

You're right, she's a totally unlikable character who adds nothing to the show.

[@grimalkiin]

+ExtraTERRORestrial ! B-)

[@TheConchNorris]

+ExtraTERRORestrial ! Mostly because it's funny.

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

Probably because she's black. Racist.

[@alexherrick9256]

Hey thanks so much for the final bit. Remember me?

[@alexherrick9256]

SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING?

[@REALwoombath]

Connie too pure, too innocent for ytp :^)

[@psycore600]

I just realized that sardonyx laugh is from pearl. When she sees peri she laughs just like sardonyx.

[@error4518]

and thats why you always end with a joke

[@shawnamcholan5814]

r.i.p. any one who gets on sardonyx's bad side.

[@igitpu33i99]

Careless whisper though XD

[@travdump209]

Excellent Wow! It's Made ref there.

[@sbf5914misterfeikecksdeeeeee]

SOME SICK PEARL

[@UpupBinweevils]

What's with Pearl always being sick?

[@BioHzrd0010]

In one of his first SU YTPs, Pearl was supposed to say "I'm sick of these... 'life diapers'!" (referring to a life jacket) and conch turned it into just "I'm sick!" and it became a meme.

[@danielsilver5316]

It's just that Pearl WAS never cured, so that didn't stop being a thing or anything. Also the diseases she has are turbocancer and AIDS

[@thiagodelpeloso4329]

we are the crystal CLODS!!!!

[@erichead116]

SPIIIES! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SPIES?!

[@Strawberry_Jenny_Beans]

Make more these are awesome

[@atrainblockman8963]

I'm sick I'm sick I'm sick,sick,sick!!! LOL

[@orionnebulus6053]

1:12 nice dnd ref

[@RocketLazer2]

Spiiiiiies, how do you like my spies

[@CrazyCrafter-im3rh]

Why is Connie not there are you trying to be funny or do you not like Connie?

[@TheConchNorris]

+Jordan James Both.

[@CrazyCrafter-im3rh]

The Conch Norris why dont ya like Connie

[@CrazyCrafter-im3rh]

The Conch Norris Are you racist or just dont like her i hope it is the second reason.

[@TheConchNorris]

Jordan James I just don't think she's a well written character. I have no issues with people of other races.

[@CrazyCrafter-im3rh]

oh thank god well sorry for bothering you and im so happy im talking to my favorite youtuber me and my sister love your vids

[@jenthunderblast2703]

I see Peridot enjoyed the show as well. I would have enjoyed Peridot being in there too.

[@battlenuts6254]

+Lapis LaPeri “Ms. Steal Your Girl” le shitposter OH SHI ITS LAPIZ WHEN DID YOU UNFUSE WiTH JASPER?!?!?

[@jenthunderblast2703]

TheBigGreta Greta Rekstyte Flippity flop, you need to stop.

[@battlenuts6254]

Lapis LaPeri le shitposter oh rly?

[@jenthunderblast2703]

TheBigGreta Greta Rekstyte Speak English

[@battlenuts6254]

Lapis LaPeri le shitposter no

[@emmadilemma8387]

This is soo funny😂😂😂😂

[@para-mortr]

this I can understand.

[@lunarlightNightstalker]

We Always Save The Whey!

[@ananonymoustsundere2774]

PEARL SAID FUCK!

[@andromunculus6666]

you're the best person ever

[@andromunculus6666]

+DarchyTheMad marry me

[@vkeisual]

I thought someone was Skyping me.

[@hyprelynx9377]

ITS NO USE! EAT THIS!

[@smile-yl6zz]

ok i totally agree with these ytps cuz lapis and peridot are two of my favorite characters and i take full offence with the whole lapidot thing... especially when it was shown in the newest episode peridot is younger than amethyst... amethyst is at last 6,000 years old and judging by peridot's size and immature personalty i think she is probably 4 or 3 thousand years old and lapis id probably like as old as pearl

[@nik0roo995]

IT'S NO USE

[@tokidoki2853]

0:46 I'm sick I'm sick I'm sick sick sick sick

[@sonicheelygang5869]

The part with the Greg hologram would have been better if he had said call the police instead of FIX MY VAN

[@TheConchNorris]

+Brayden Russ He did. Listen more closely.

[@sonicheelygang5869]

Ok Thank You!

[@sonicheelygang5869]

+The Conch Norris Ok I heard it

[@gramfel6406]

Is sardonyx can make her Hammer into a drill why did they need to build one to get to the cluster?

[@homebrewedsounddesign]

MY LEG!!!

[@Kei-bp8sy]

spy from tf2

[@shawnamcholan5814]

there's opal.

[@fluffact191]

LAPIDOT WILL NEVER ARE THE DO DASERS TO DIE!!🎲🎲

[@newmachines6777]

0:42 oh Pearl... :)

[@rasdedalhasan3983]

I'm sick I'm sick I'm sick sick sick

[@Buhgrebuh]

Lapidot jokes I ship them so much ☺️

[@liambuffet3328]

this whey!

[@TheActualMrLink]

2:30 I guess you could Peridot made them...FOOT the bill, yeah?

[@mechanicalsol5711]

No.... Just, no

[@uhh_qilah]

lol pearl always sick XD

[@shiningarmor2838]

1:55 was that DaThings1?

[@avoracity6103]

IT'S NO USE!!!

[@opolobot]

1:26 LOLOLOLLLL!!!

[@spaloogaloo3705]

Parnet. Pearl+Garnet!!

[@battlenuts6254]

2:02 why do I like Jasper more oh right FOR STOPPING THIS!

[@danilmarkevich1307]

0:39 Is that Silver voice ?

[@jce2074]

whats the saxophone song when they grabbed peridots foot

[@triangology2586]

Careless Whisper

[@lemonmc2411]

what is the song call when Steven grabbed peridots foot

[@Gold-jl7sw]

Careless whisper

[@Skrunklo]

Lapidot 06

[@kylelockwood11]

Comedy comedy comedy HAHA joke. :)

[@mv4456]

Ready for shiping

[@cviiilyn]

Lapidot is canon

[@rasdedalhasan3983]

I'm taking her out to DINNER

[@MaksProger]

0:20 Where's Opal??

[@miguelsaurio55]

0:17

[@anonymous-eg2eg]

THATS IT IM TAKUNG HER OUT FOR DINNER

[@Venomsnakeshugeb00bs]

LAPIDOT!!

[@honoredninja1718]

I understand that you hate Connie but I love her and that one day her and Steven will date :3 But when they get older :P

[@Whylo95]

Man I HATE her when she had her limb stuff

[@babehunter1324]

0:27 Oh god

[@michaelaftonspringtrapthel2303]

02:20 XD

[@blackout295]

tf2 joke