[YTP] Steven has Serious Problems

[@danicabescae9689]

*steven hugs Pearl* Garnet: Breasts. Steven: I might have some issues I need to work out. Oh my gosh, that part was the best.

[@unburnabletrash4987]

Or should you say... the BREAST? A HAHAHAHA I hate my life

[@tpgurung5894]

Steven doesn’t like us he needs *Breast*

[@LukeSnywalkersOldChannel]

"I'll pass on the sex" That sounded so flawless

[@noonecares5381]

Vantablack SSB4 ikrrr lol

[@CactusBerto]

Only diamonds are completely flawless beings

[@AyubuKK]

Vantablack's Second Channel 😂

[@okau180]

No

[@malekakhatun3164]

Wtf

[@weavabird]

Light years measure kids. Not squids.

[@MrMonique9616]

well thats sencible XD

[@_peachpuff_9329]

+Munchies but their the same thing

[@ReturnOfTheSauce]

+Arabella Hajdukiewicz yea der from SPLATOOOOOOOOOOOMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jce2074]

oh my

[@Parasitoid_Sentimentality]

munchies, get out. go back to your corner

[@ScreaminVengeance101]

*"I'll pass on the sex"* -Pearl, 2015

[@battlenuts6254]

3:00 the funny thing is that the audio is from a minecraft video where he uses Lapiz lazuli to dye some wool

[@canichangemynamenowawyeah4621]

That HE is the one and only Uberhaxornova

[@deffdefying4803]

+Kasi Karuppan So who's the squeaker?

[@vento7117]

+Jeffrey Stanley there's no squeaker

[@deffdefying4803]

Thunderstar films When I say squeaker I mean someone who rages.

[@TheConchNorris]

Zelda

[@zirnium]

who else thought the beginning was an add?

[@aurathecat1237]

me lol

[@LocalManwhore]

Me

[@JaxontheOkay]

Who would? Conch Norris' logo is in the corner.

[@rubythestevenuniversefan7250]

+ itsgreenfarts me

[@rubythestevenuniversefan7250]

+Hater “Keemstar cancer alert” Alert XD Yep I was like WERES THE SKIP ADD BOTTEM? !!?

[@thelastcarnival]

PEARL ALMOST SAID FUCK WE CAME SO GOD DAMN CLOSE

[@shiningarmor2838]

"Fuse"

[@toastee5421]

F-f-f-f-f-u....

[@melonscumpthin8643]

AH, SHIIIIIEEEEET!

[@rubythestevenuniversefan7250]

+Melon Scumpthin (cue Joseph)

[@martianhermit]

"I don't get tired, I get *L O A A D S ' A M O N E Y Y"*

[@invadergia1]

I love how Garnet just falls face-first on the floor lol

[@brainmeat2330]

I LEGIT THOUGHT THE BEGINNING WAS A FUCKING AD AND CLICKED AWAY

[@bunny18]

SAME OMFG

[@loliheartfoxy2000]

oh my fucking potato me too!

[@GeometryDashJake]

Me too. XD

[@starhearth]

Same

[@asleepidreamer]

same

[@StainedGlassLamp]

0:06 When you get a ad you cant skip on a video.

[@Lydia-Dreemurr]

ME

[@wormchu5918]

'is lapis gay?' NO

[@jenthunderblast2703]

Sassy Chan Are you sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@NinjaBoy641]

+Lapis LaPeri “Ms. Steal Your Girl” le shitposter Everyones sure and we have proof

[@jenthunderblast2703]

Austin The Fox Where is your proof?

[@NinjaBoy641]

Lapis LaPeri le shitposter Im the proof, whatever I say goes

[@jenthunderblast2703]

Austin The Fox You aren't the crewniverse. Sp no.

[@rommelthebreton]

did anybody notice the evil moon at 0:14?

[@rommelthebreton]

I mean in a lot of places?

[@ShinyGirl122]

You mean the one from Majora's mask?

[@rommelthebreton]

Shiny Girl Yeah

[@hhrtdhgd242]

*Yes*

[@MrCinikis]

Ya

[@WalrusStu]

0:27 I got that joke! It was steven in many languages

[@stinkbutt59]

Lol me too

[@raringm1849]

Doesn't take a genius to figure out that it wasn't English.

[@mms5487]

I only realized it because iam german and i heard the German one

[@garnet6994]

Yep

[@ブィブィでーす]

SEND MONEY FOR PEARLS COLD MEDICINE

[@AngelBridgeford]

yass

[@brandonm1833]

but she gets loads of money

[@ArtianSetS]

+Brandon Muller But she spends it on low budget gem pornography rented from peridot.

[@shutupberdly]

@@ArtianSetS oml yes

[@michaeladams3762]

*I'M ALWAYS RELAXED*

[@dismalwish]

*I M A L W A Y S R E L A X E D*

[@lilliapasta8580]

I S TA RTED SCREAMIG N WHEN HE BROKE THE RULES

[@sparrowwing5347]

Ik it's the best part

[@keithmorrison8373]

I know that clip smg4 uses it alot

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

3:20 You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for someone to make that joke.

[@gl1tchc1ty66]

" Steven isn't like us, he needs *_B R E A S T S_* "

[@eulogous]

Great poop, definitely deserves more views.

[@TheConchNorris]

Scott196

[@AnathemmaAJ]

+Scott196 great poop

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

10/10 would poop

[@garnet6994]

diarrhea

[@flowy2474]

5:14 close your eyes and listen.

[@ElLucoso]

3:19 "Homeworld Worked Hard To Create The Most Powerful Gem"

[@theblahwhatsup6558]

Her eyeballs I didn’t notice that xD

[@chanchany4049]

The first 10 seconds is gold

[@hugmugdethug24]

Have headphones on with max volume on 0:07

[@kyoza5069]

Steven : "Is lapis- gay" Garnet : "No" Me: "rip lapidot"

[@bunbungirl953]

They could be bi 😏

[@mmicb0b]

I legit thought 0:00-0:09 was a pre roll and 0:06 scared the sh*t out of me and made me lol so hard

[@helencashwes]

saaaaame also #opalforpopal

[@TheConchNorris]

+Helen C C Ashbrook strongly agree

[@ZoneTown]

+Mmicb0b same here

[@universereverbz]

0:52 and Pearl was right. Lapis and Jasper's fusion *was* under their noses. XD

[@canichangemynamenowawyeah4621]

Wiiiiiiii are the crystal METH

[@MrCinikis]

Can I change my name now? Aw yeah YOU ARE HIM!

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Ü

[@randomnessrules4971]

We're always baked all day

[@littleice1261]

5:11 Oh Lord Mercy

[@frozenfusion6072]

hahaha i thought the first 9 seconds was an ad until amethyst said" I DON'T CARE!!!"

[@angy3959]

Haha same

[@megansutton9699]

@Falray Frost Even she hates ads on videos

[@SnootracSpells96]

I have been looking for this everywhere 3:02 This Part Makes Me Laugh

[@daikaijuzilla]

2:08 "F-ffUFF"

[@partycentral9175]

And if you think we can't we'll always find my nickel!

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

nickelback

[@sliceomaticyt847]

Lol

[@tsumugishirogane9704]

Crawling so angry is sexy

[@boredrm1132]

Pearl: IlL pASs oN tHe sEX Meanwhile... Lapis:JUsT lET mE Do yOu

[@akihiromarlon7090]

"Hmm, mashed potato!" "I'm a potato!" Hi, POTaDOS... I'm GLaD to see you!

[@N1ko0L]

This hits different now

[@dadwhereareyou5702]

Well at least lapis is straight.

[@jenthunderblast2703]

Pearls_Moist_Pussy Or is she? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ThatBoyDylan158]

LOL YOUR NAME

[@sanstheskeletondoor1740]

4:30 XD I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS BUFFERING!

[@jackbhogal]

Pearls_Moist_Pussy? What the fuck

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

Pearls moist pussy. 😂 best name ever

[@Zeppeli0]

I see a SU YTP with no funny and 500.000 views, and this one with 1500. A cant understand people.

[@TheConchNorris]

TheFelipe3021

[@razingflame]

This is funny for me :)

[@sodasoda2003]

At Mercedes Benz we have been test driving... I DONT CARE!!!!!

[@crystalgem9214]

Garnet: Steven, put these gems to bed OH YAAAAA OH YAA

[@timefreez-animations533]

Me: **eats donut** Video: **shows the donut thing**

[@michaelaftonspringtrapthel2303]

LAPIS IS MINECRAFT LAPIS XD

[@deffdefying4803]

GODDYEMET!

[@flapflapflapflap]

Purple Guy TheKiller1987BG MINE MORE LAPIZ

[@sparrowwing5347]

I once met SU fans on a server and we had a bet to say waifu instead of lapis

[@shutupberdly]

Its called lapis lazuli you uncultured swine

[@yorick22]

mans literally predicted steven universe future with that title

[@agnozythehearthead]

It was 5 years ago Who knew that Steven would have serious problems...

[@sarkhasm3381]

Uberhaxornova? In a Steven universe video? you sir, have my like and sub

[@TheConchNorris]

+Titus Migitus Thank you, my good man.

[@tt_kai1694]

"Oh, so I know this is a dream now.... Mashed potato!" "I Am A Potato." *puts away* BEST JOKE EVER

[@blockeontheleafeon]

3:00 *I'M MAKING FREAKING MAC AND CHEESE!!! AND NOBODY CAN STOP---*

[@God-Level-Threat]

its all your fall Barry

[@tylergrant2766]

he didn't edit that in

[@ShadowChromia]

I though the begging was an add...

[@ShadowChromia]

ad

[@zt2cans82]

beginning**

[@peaprod0004]

"Steven isn't like us, he needs breasts" XD

[@yusyed]

i thought when garnet said,"But first," i thought she was going to say, "lemme take a selfie" XD

[@stinkbutt59]

Lol same

[@spaloogaloo3705]

I thought the thing in the beginning was an add!!!!!

[@NotASpyReally]

the end was amazing "I have some issues I have to work ou-" "Ssshhh..." *plof*

[@chromactz]

*Steven universe Future here we are!*

[@theswaggs178]

No shit that kid went to all kinds of puberty

[@foxtatertot]

LOL I LOST IT WHEN THE " RIP Lifejacket #3"

[@ericalvelo3157]

0:15 majoras moon , get the cannon , short it down

[@gabrielunit7483]

the loads of money part... was dat professor layton?

[@TheConchNorris]

nope

[@garnet6994]

I thought it was Michael Rosen

[@tractionalofficial4232]

3:51 Steven = me when I watched this video Other person (I forgot her name) = my brain trying to figure what is going on

[@Lydia-Dreemurr]

Sadie

[@TheFamiliarScoot]

1:04 Lightyears measure KIDs. Not SQUIDs.

[@meedok6373]

1:44 whats the name of that music?

[@ghostlychip7304]

MEE DOK it’s the final fantasy end battle music

[@SnufflySpy]

Everyone died, happily ever after to us, we don't have to suffer anymore

[@oreogukki2212]

0:44 that sonic moment though...

[@chronictoast4665]

Holy crap I thought that was an actual ad then ERMERTHERST happened!

[@randomusername3388]

1:31 I’M GNOT A GNELF

[@stupiidbee]

5:41 Me after getting home from school on a Monday

[@xXslipknotbvjhXx]

2:04 pearl kinda looks like rick from rick and morty dont you think? :D

[@oliverddp]

i thought there was an actual add

[@curiousstar66]

I like how he added the unberhaxornova part lol "u broke the rules" he's the best KZbinr

[@Boar0127]

I'm happy people know who nova is

[@josephhelms2362]

2:29 I spit out my water.

[@JasmineLovesBowser10]

05:11 That was fucking hot damn. 🔥🔥🔥

[@dela3299]

I’m eating this spaghetti To never forgetti The lifejacketti

[@xWinterstarex7]

Jeez that was funny but i'm so tired i read that last part as "Everyone died eventually"

[@moonwalker6132]

I thought the beginning was an AD so I looked at the comments until I heard Amythest's voice haha xD

[@alyssaz3647]

That Sonic drowning music brought up bad childhood memories...

[@fandomguy8025]

0:08 Great Reaction to ads!

[@stinkbutt59]

Exactly!!!

[@rvtar34]

the second steven dream are the best kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk donuts

[@milkman4743]

for some reason i laughed at the gnome part.... 😂😂😂😂

[@MilkDrinker218]

MY WIN MY WIN

[@deadchannellmao1242]

This is one of the best YTP's ive ever seen! Nice Work!

[@omen1477]

When she turned around and had Minecraft lapis lazuli in her eyes I audibly lost it

[@Galaxpider]

Omg this is ultimate

[@trixifalls4958]

why is pearl always saying she sick😂 no but DA

[@TheConchNorris]

+Trixi Falls because she didn't use a condom.

[@GarlandGawainVT]

+Trixi Falls Because you did not wash your hands you sinner.

[@trixifalls4958]

+Garland Gawain (Tyler Carey) wat?

[@jasminep1921]

That Uberhaxornova reference xD

[@icmiap]

THE “IM SICK-“ AND THE THING ON HER HEAD AFTERWARDS KILLED ME

[@bob171]

The beginning had me weak

[@Jenns228]

The title isn't even a joke anymore

[@AngeryCL]

0:08 that's all of us

[@piplupgames4391]

des is y we can't have nice things

[@immortaldonut6300]

you You YOU *sexy sax plays 😂

[@Robhearts_]

I give you props for an actually having the same fucking commercial that I was just watching before this video.

[@thedarkpyro1326]

lol, wii u! Garnet we know we don't say those words in our house! Bad Garnet!

[@thedarkpyro1326]

Daniel Silva Also, why does Connie have a dildo bat?

[@TheConchNorris]

Daniel Silva Because she's a fan of Saint's Row.

[@thedarkpyro1326]

Really? Why would her parents let her carry something like that?

[@TheConchNorris]

Daniel Silva Why not?

[@TheConchNorris]

Daniel Silva ...pretty sure they're Indian, not Chinese.

[@significantpepper5274]

When you know there is a math test tomorrow but you dont want to go You:Mom, 1:09

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

Me after watching SUF: well no shit!!

[@LightningSweetharta]

That is a BAD ASS MERCEDES CAR COMMERCIAL at the beginning I love it! :D anyway nice youtube poop! :)

[@sagefurry]

I'M SICK

[@ParadiLenKagamineAbelard]

Oh my god lodsa money and everything XD This was amazing

[@ParadiLenKagamineAbelard]

Hey, dude! ^^///

[@kyliesmith2004]

That ad at the beginning was pure genius.