[YTP] Stevenakbar (Part 3/5) - Amethyst

The third of a series of KZbin Poops about the third Stevenbomb.
What are you doing with that knife?

[@Star_Rattler]

the faint "call.... the.... police..." had me rolling!!

[@michellealex3877]

Lmao, the lapidot thing killed me

[@Whylo95]

Shut up

[@jonathangoberdhan3267]

+Moizez247 Chocolatebar he was too salty

[@foxythepiratefox346]

that would be gniess get it? the rock?

[@REALwoombath]

It kills me a little, everyday

[@jonathangoberdhan3267]

REALwoombath what?

[@lizzyred3677]

Steven: "you're onions mom?!" Onions mom: "yep, he's my little BITCH" I'm ded

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

You somehow managed to make Onion even creepier than he already is

[@echowoods7977]

Her aim is getting better

[@thymicthymic]

SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WHACKERING

[@jamesblake5215]

0:10 "Her aim is gettin' better!"

[@Renninmcdol]

Vidalia:you like that little man?~❤Greg:Call the poliiiice

[@SuperUmbreon1]

My personal favorite; "You're Iraq. That's what you are, right?"

[@max-bk5oq]

"NEEEEEEEEEIN"

[@brandonbevill972]

I was secretly hoping onion would do something like that at the end.

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

Wizards, awesome. "I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch"

[@JakeGserket]

"*walks into bedroom*" "cool hospital setting"

[@triangology2586]

Who saw Stan? Also, who heard "HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"??

[@peach6648]

"Look at this photograph" *holds up sexy photo of Sardonyx

[@daikaijuzilla]

*ALL HAIL OPAL* 1:00

[@drgabi18]

0:54 That Pearl tho

[@NunofYerbizness]

2:54 Ever since I started working on my Steven Universe YTP, I've been not only picking up my main sources (every SU episode to date), but I've also been watching a whole bunch of other SU YTPs, including those from poopers that I probably wouldn't have heard about otherwise; Not only for the basic nice viewing experience, but also to make sure of myself that I don't end up repeating things already done before ("Is this porn" being one of 'em).

[@mrqueasy1939]

Rusty Shackleford! Dale must've had to quit the extermination business for a "new" line of work.

[@atadstrange]

“Her aim is gettin’ better.”

[@42Fossy]

Showing a picture of gneiss when Steven said the word "nice" may just be the oddest choice for a joke I've ever seen in a YTP...

[@Ixmore]

2:53 now I want to see a troll fic of this

[@Misterlegoboy]

her aim is gettin better... why does that sentence ... haunt me

[@redlaserbm_phd]

Iran, Iraq. Close enough, right? (Okay maybe not.)

[@mothman8387]

SNNNNERRSON.

[@namiokami5063]

Spend the whole day wackering

[@mdudegamer]

"I'm reusing jokes like the fraud I am." Man, you really need to keep the pause button at the ready or you're bound to miss something. I had to read that one upside down! Also, I lost it at "Call the police."

[@alexisw1814]

HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

[@drakonk2]

Pearl and pies, is that a new kind of pervercy?

[@asialessy3992]

We, are the crystal *METH*, we'll always save the *GAME*, and if you think we can't, we'll always find a *GAME*. That's why the people believe in: Garnet, *AETHYST*, and *HURL*, and *BIEBER*!

[@boneyqbert]

only on my third viewing did I get the joke where Steven says that's nice then a rock appears.

[@ceceliac5176]

0:19 stanly has a gun? Not surprised, he has 12 loaded guns but no ladders.

[@Dreadlocktopus]

Time to spend the whole day whackering to Onion

[@peach6648]

We all heard those Stan pines references

[@blackout295]

steven universe by Michael bay

[@giancarlodagostino1269]

There needs to be more explosions

[@boxguy5568]

10/10 best intro EVER, SHOULD CHANG TV INTRO TO THIS INTRO

[@andromunculus6666]

Eh Lapidot fanart is cute but the couple itself would NOT work x'D

[@ellise8129]

What about now? XD Lapis looks like she works at Starbucks or something

[@Kocala]

I found the secret , at the times of 54 to 55 pearl is crawling on the floor sneaking out the room after looking at the lapidot art confirming the theory that she is part of the lapidot fan base. What did i win?

[@BioHzrd0010]

You're a rock. That's what you are, right? YEAH! GAY SPACE ROCKS!!!

[@sonicheelygang5869]

STEVEN! why dident you ... call the police

[@lilkev5218]

I loved when onion mom put a gun onion mom hair like a onion i loved

[@lunarlightNightstalker]

The Iraq Joke Killed Me.

[@BioHzrd0010]

0:27 AHH! IT'S PERIGHOST! QUICK! WHO SHOULD I CALL?

[@veemonator5752]

Lapidot Confirmed.

[@tatorkator9901]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTGRAPH . . . .

[@alonzonevarez2076]

0:24 THE BEAGLE good old fashion ytp when i first starded BTW 2:53

[@ShadySableye77]

I love onion. He is so funny XD

[@smollclodnoir9557]

*The best thing-*

[@zounch]

Lapidot is great.

[@sphereofstorms]

Y O U L I K E T H A T L I T T L E M A N ?

[@EnvyShinyHunter]

Onion is me

[@jreusab6406]

I'm screaming

[@NyxxyNightstar]

After reading the comment section, I'm starting to question whether I should've joined the SU fandom or not.

[@roxiez69420]

I I I am triggERED.

[@lordcrunch2592]

dem lapidot pictures

[@choochgab]

Beginning, Me:BAGEL SONG ACTIVATE

[@sapphire742akamajngott7]

NEEEEEEEEEIIIN!!!

[@Swukelz]

Can guns kill gems? Like the unskilled home world gems Probably yes

[@betacloroxbleachswifeandgi1290]

okay so do all these ytps have lapidot i am sensing a pattern

[@robotnr.1835]

Her rhaim is getting better

[@BioHzrd0010]

Oh Onion, so young, so *FUCKING CREEPY!!!*

[@evolve330]

NEEEEEEEEEEEINNNNNNN

[@srijunaidi9678]

*cAll ThE pOlICE*

[@animdudeclone1736]

Why is Peridot always in the window

[@jamesblake5215]

oh Onion~❤

[@namiokami5063]

NIIIEEEEEEEEEEEN

[@Herobrine90nove]

Omg metal gear music !!!!

[@michaelsmithy7860]

for some reason,my brother thinks peridot's hot.

[@buggo9611]

Steve world

[@shawnamcholan5814]

why was opal in a painting with the lapidot stuff again no sense what so ever!

[@zoldilox2412]

erma gord 555 liks illurmanatits confurmeddd

[@TheGreatandAlmightyPoob]

I DO like pie!

[@benhaggerty8707]

Armrest is purple.

[@seancooper4058]

Squidward has a crush on Steven's dead mom, Mrs. Marshmallow. She's crazy.

[@benhaggerty8707]

You can just skip to the big twist where garnet fights hulk hogan and it turns out she's just two lesbians in an overcoat trying to sneak into an R rated movie.

[@seancooper4058]

At some point it's revealed that all the gems are secretly evil or something, but that's only after A HUNDRED episodes of filler.

[@seancooper4058]

Where did this lion come from? Who is the evil space giraffe? Why is Armrest such a terrible person?

[@efarvi]

why is there too many lapidot!

[@maxwellgeldard8446]

where's that now outdated pic of peridot without her limb enhancers from???

[@PurlaneMauve]

Warp Tour.

[@articbunnyloveraj2488]

The intro is from Steve land, right?

[@CalebCraft10]

Steve World

[@ripley8128]

call the POLICE

[@HannahBanina]

Question: Is her aim gettin' better?

[@interlamer7480]

+Hannah Banina (KremGoblin95) Answer: Yes it is.

[@SillyyJulyy]

Nain nain nain nain

[@dinonid1234]

Some else doesn't get Lapidot!

[@CalebCraft10]

Um... what is there to get? It's two characters that would be horrible for eachother, and have never met.

[@danielsilver5316]

...outdated

[@mrspartacust]

Call the police.

[@opolobot]

1:20 lol

[@ashleysamson1129]

OH GOD ONION BITING THE MOUSE MADE ME CRINGE

[@j1n_enj0yer]

Iran Azerbaijan WTF?THIS IS ALL MY COUNTRIES

[@gisellesanchez5701]

Name of the ep?

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

1:52 Call the police!

[@kaijugaming9941]

Who the hell is singing the opening song at background

[@TheConchNorris]

Mr.Godzilla fan 2.0 The opening audio is from this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2fJdH6rlpqMptU

[@CalebCraft10]

+The Conch Norris Thank you for supporting that beautiful channel.

[@speed0291]

peridot 2:07.... He Just like Really..

[@ponmelo]

3:10 onion is asian confirmed

[@littlemacisinneedofair7850]

Terrorists win.

[@peridotgem5822]

lapis x peridot

[@dadwhereareyou5702]

I remember I was in a hentai once. But goddam not an orgy! Pearl Original is more than meets the eye.

[@mangosoda114]

You stole the intro from Steve world

[@TheConchNorris]

+emily rose thatsthejoke.avi

[@kimjones2413]

what the hell

[@michaelaftonspringtrapthel2303]

01:32 wtf ;D

[@andieiscoolandrad1716]

lapidot is no weird no more

[@ellise8129]

Yeah, I ship it

[@Leblenlens]

hhhzzz i hate lapidot

[@brandonbevill972]

I DEMAND A LINK TO DAT OPENING SONG COVER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[@brandonbevill972]

WHAR IZ IT??!??!?!???

[@TheConchNorris]

+Brandon Bevill The United States does not negotiate with terrorists.

[@brandonbevill972]

+The Conch Norris norlytho..... *PICKS YOU UP AND PROCEEDS TO GIVE YOU SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME* WHAR IZ IT????

[@TheConchNorris]

+Brandon Bevill kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2fJdH6rlpqMptU ova dere

[@brandonbevill972]

+The Conch Norris omgtymylifeiscomplete. this all went down in the span of 20 minutes is the real surprise lol.

[@michaelaftonspringtrapthel2303]

xDDDDDD LAPIDOT

[@asukakojo]

For some reason your videos freak me out.

[@TheConchNorris]

+Asuka Kojo Not my problem. If you don't like them, you don't have to watch them.

[@kimjones2413]

lol #shitpost