The Worst Missions In Every Grand Theft Auto

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The Criminal Historian

The Criminal Historian

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@jackthurman2642
@jackthurman2642 10 ай бұрын
21:31 "oog lock" 🤣 You said that so casually that I forgot that's what Lazlow calls him in his interview with him. I was shook 🤣
@OhNotThat
@OhNotThat 10 ай бұрын
100% correct. oog lock is jeffrey's name.
@dundun8640
@dundun8640 10 ай бұрын
Is that a Joshimuz reference?
@MarcusCollins69
@MarcusCollins69 10 ай бұрын
@@dundun8640well no, in a GTA commerical, Lazlow Jones calls O.G loc, ogg lock, and thus O.G loc says" Ogg lock?! it's O.G loc Baby O.G Lo. you hear me playa?
@jackthurman2642
@jackthurman2642 10 ай бұрын
@@dundun8640 I don't know who that is
@dundun8640
@dundun8640 10 ай бұрын
gta sa speedrunner who calls OG Loc Ogg Lock i dont know i started watching him in November@@jackthurman2642
@lexus8018
@lexus8018 10 ай бұрын
Gta online could fill 2 videos like this.
@elitejx4218
@elitejx4218 10 ай бұрын
Frl like they are so bad
@dannybigballs2785
@dannybigballs2785 10 ай бұрын
All of the fooligan missions was just cringe
@tropicalstorm24
@tropicalstorm24 10 ай бұрын
Hopefully it's a supercut. Don't feel like watching a 12 hour long video
@nv_boredom.at.its.finest
@nv_boredom.at.its.finest 10 ай бұрын
Every single Doomsday mission, from set ups to finales would be an episode in itself
@virtuelegamer19
@virtuelegamer19 10 ай бұрын
Almost everyone of them
@GoodGoga
@GoodGoga 10 ай бұрын
The worst SA mission is Photo Opportunity, bar none. A long-ass drive in the worst-handling car in the game, and 30 seconds of using a camera (a gimmick just like the extinguisher). If you flip (and you will flip), you are stuck in the middle of nowhere. If you don't flip and finish the mission - you are still stuck in the middle of nowhere. Boring, annoying, long, offers literally nothing interesting gameplay-wise.
10 ай бұрын
Very difficult not to resort to cars fly and other cheats when I was younger
@troymartin4260
@troymartin4260 10 ай бұрын
It's also annoying that Cesar drops you off in the middle of nowhere and says "we better split up!" Like they did something more action packed than just taking pictures
@aeronyx
@aeronyx 9 ай бұрын
I'm surprised Photo Opportunity didn't make it since it has obvious gameplay flaws, but Burning Desire made it for what can be described as mostly skill issue.
@Walkerman606
@Walkerman606 7 ай бұрын
Not the worst imo, but can definitely understand why people would say it.
@Walkerman404
@Walkerman404 10 күн бұрын
It's not hard, just incredibly boring and definitely one of the worst on that drive alone. For all the shut IV gets for tailing missions, none are as tedious as this or Snail Trail. Which is my pick for the worst in San Andreas. Would be Supply Lines but that's optional.
@Matt16006
@Matt16006 10 ай бұрын
Kinda surprised about the Burning Desire pick. Sure it's by no means the best mission, navigating through the house isn't very fun, but I never had any issues with the first part of the mission. I think having to set the house on fire is a pretty unique and cool objective. For me the worst in SA were: - Photo Opportunity (Pretty much just a LONG-ass drive where you're forced to use a car that is very prone to flipping) - 555 We Tip (Boring as hell, extremely annoying if you damage the car and have to restart) - Robbing Uncle Sam (Long and boring, using the forklift is a hassle) - Freefall (Worst one for me. Turning the plane around can be REALLY frustrating and finicky. Always a pain)
@lorenzoreigada9681
@lorenzoreigada9681 10 ай бұрын
yeah the dodo can't keep up with the jet in freefall, its really annoying
@TheCFD_Dude
@TheCFD_Dude 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Photo Opportunity was a much bigger mission where CJ and Ceasar fly a heli over the diner further east on the highway. In fact, to this day if you fly a heli over Ceasar's car before you pick him up while miles in the air, you can see a giant red corona surrounding him showing you where to land. But that's why it seems like CJ and Ceasar are yelling the in cutscene, cus the mission was completely reworked into a boring cutscene only mission.
@tevinfw
@tevinfw 10 ай бұрын
Yeah. Robbing Uncle Sam is the only one I hate.
@JustTheButler71
@JustTheButler71 10 ай бұрын
​​@TheCFD_Dude wasn't Madd Dogg's final mission (where you chase OG Loc throughout LS with a Go Kart & Hoverfloats) originally gonna use a helicopter since the characters are shouting on the drive to Loc
@TheCFD_Dude
@TheCFD_Dude 10 ай бұрын
@@JustTheButler71 actually havent heard of that one. But I got one more for you since I havent heard of that one. There's a feature that's currently half broken in the release version of the game, even in on the PS2. It was impounded cars. The game will actually store your last used car at the LS impound lot, but because of camera mechanic that despawns cars when you look away from them, entering the ls impound garage while not looking torwards your car at all times will despawn it. So most people dont even know impound is a working (semi working at least) feature introduced in GTA SA, not GTA V. Also there is a cut impound mission for Ceasar that woulda taken place right after the frst race that woulda gave a tutorial on the impound system.
@abluecar5375
@abluecar5375 10 ай бұрын
"Ambulance missions have no story" Ah yes, as if every other side missions in other 3D GTA games have a story
@Waluigiisbest99
@Waluigiisbest99 10 ай бұрын
shouldn't have even included those into this, i would have gone with "Escort Service" or "Expresso 2 Go" or "Rigged to Blow" or "Sayonara Savatore" or "Under Surveillance" and even "Grand Theft Aero"
@johanoberg1157
@johanoberg1157 10 ай бұрын
they do
@voiceunderthecovers
@voiceunderthecovers 10 ай бұрын
@@johanoberg1157No they don’t. aside from in San Andreas with the optional missions.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 10 ай бұрын
I get what he's saying about not wanting to include side activities.
@MarcusCollins69
@MarcusCollins69 10 ай бұрын
@@Waluigiisbest99sayonara salvatore isn't even hard
@Jontage99
@Jontage99 10 ай бұрын
For GTA IV I'd throw in Pegorino's Pride. There's the lengthy driving sections at the start and end, where you can't take any other car. And for first-time players it's not made very clear that blowing up the Pavanos' car prematurely will destroy Jimmy's tribute and fail the mission, which is made more brutal by the lack of checkpoints. Actions Speak Louder Than Words also earns a mention for its long, boring tailing section where you drive up the whole length of the island. At least Pegorino's Pride has dialogue to spice up its monotonous parts.
@Walkerman606
@Walkerman606 10 ай бұрын
Pegorino's Pride gets a pass because the dialogue on the drive when Pegorino absolutely lays into Pete and Marco verbally is absolutely hilarious. I don't actually mind Actions Speak Louder Than Words, but do get the point, because as much as IV is my favourite (narrowly ahead of Vice City,) if it has one fault, it's there's too many tailing missions. They aren't hard, but they do drag.
@itsyvonblitz6819
@itsyvonblitz6819 3 ай бұрын
@@Walkerman606 Now that you mention it, there are a lot of tailing missions. It's interesting that the (arguably) best entry in both the Grand Theft Auto franchise and the Assassin Creed franchise, both happen to be the IVth games out of the numbered games in their respective franchises.
@baronvg
@baronvg 10 ай бұрын
I think Father/Son is a fun mission. It’s early in the story and seems to be the mission that wins people over during playthroughs as to if GTA V will be a good game to continue. Edit: And this is coming from someone who has played all the games since the first one back in the late 90s on PC.
@MetalHead1800
@MetalHead1800 10 ай бұрын
Lol why did you call OG Lock, Oglock.
@Gunny426HemiPlymouth
@Gunny426HemiPlymouth 10 ай бұрын
So you'd ask, its also funny.
@junginys
@junginys 10 ай бұрын
Probably a subtle reference to Lazlow calling OG Loc "Oglock" in an interview on WCTR and Loc raging about it - and its also funny.
@MetalHead1800
@MetalHead1800 10 ай бұрын
@@junginys Lol I didn't know that, that's pretty funny.
@Tool30301
@Tool30301 10 ай бұрын
"Its O. G. Loc! Its O. G. Loc! Ya hear me playa!"- Og Lock
@troymartin4260
@troymartin4260 10 ай бұрын
For me, the worst mission in Vice City was definitely The Driver. The premise hardly makes any sense. Hilary won't be your driver unless you can prove you're a better driver than him, and it ends up being a useless mission anyway because Hillary ends up getting capped
@MeeMeeCandy777
@MeeMeeCandy777 10 ай бұрын
I don't hate Hillary at all.
@blissfulinsomniac5711
@blissfulinsomniac5711 10 ай бұрын
Agreed. It seems like he can only be beaten by complete chance.
@ivratsdargy955
@ivratsdargy955 10 ай бұрын
The premise would have made 1000% more sense if it was treated like a checkpoint/tailing mission where you just have to keep up with him, and his reason was something like "I don't work for chumps"
@troymartin4260
@troymartin4260 10 ай бұрын
@@ivratsdargy955 and if he didn't die before he could even be of any use
@martinrosendahl9134
@martinrosendahl9134 10 ай бұрын
That's the beauty of it! The hardest mission has no pay off in the game. I think they did it on purpose to piss people off.
@jamiemaloney1552
@jamiemaloney1552 10 ай бұрын
The trick to G-Spotlight is to ditch the bike once you've made the first jump and do the mission with a helicopter.
@MeeMeeCandy777
@MeeMeeCandy777 10 ай бұрын
Learned this from Josh and Hugo One, but I never did it, not even Rainbomizer.
@poramadison
@poramadison 10 ай бұрын
As a 100% speedrunner for Vice City, I hate that I actually have to do it the right way cause the helicopter method was a so fun & quick 😂
@LedZedd
@LedZedd 10 ай бұрын
That's straight up not even a hard or frustrating mission tho
@anshulrai198
@anshulrai198 10 ай бұрын
​@@LedZeddikr? Pretty much just a skill issue rn lmao
@poramadison
@poramadison 10 ай бұрын
@@LedZedd it’s not hard but just knowing I have to do it the right way to get those stunt jumps done for 100% bothers me a little knowing I could get it done quicker with a helicopter
@abluecar5375
@abluecar5375 10 ай бұрын
Heavily disagree with your take on Burning Desire Sure the premise was a bit weird with CJ being selective on just saving Denise (What about the other innocent people in the apartment? or heck maybe they had other girls aside from Denise there too) But the gameplay isn't that bad, it's just a mission to reintroduce the molotov and also introduce the fire extinguisher, I never find it hard to throw the molotov through the windows and I can always kill any Vagos trying to stop me So really, I feel like you're just having a skill issue moment there, the mission is far from being the worst
@McGeezle
@McGeezle 10 ай бұрын
I never had a problem with wrong side of the tracks even as a child. What is actually wrong with people?
@thegekkoguy189
@thegekkoguy189 9 ай бұрын
Same, you just can’t hug the train. It’s not a hard concept to figure out, even when I was a kid. Never failed it.
@tedgrove7775
@tedgrove7775 9 ай бұрын
Same reason why everyone hates Whitney from Pokemon Gold/Silver. It's mass groupthink lol
@NaughtiusMaximmus
@NaughtiusMaximmus 5 ай бұрын
I think it's just people not wanting to disagree with the mob mentality. In reality, this mission ain't half-bad
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 22 күн бұрын
@@NaughtiusMaximmus you'd only have trouble as a child we think. I mean like single digits cause I figured it out easily. You can have it done before you even hit the tunnel
@Z3PHYR-
@Z3PHYR- 10 ай бұрын
Hope everything turns out well for you and your kitties 😺
@Fancyether
@Fancyether 10 ай бұрын
Eye in the sky in one of the only gta missions i dread replaying
@danielcornwall1585
@danielcornwall1585 9 ай бұрын
You CAN just do that Vice City mission with a helicopter. The game asks you to do it on motorcycle, but they never put in a mechanic forcing you to.
@Face742
@Face742 10 ай бұрын
Espresso-2-go is probably the most frustrating mission from gta 3 for me, it does have the excuse of it being late game but playing it on anything but the definitive edition is brutal because of the lack of ingame map and no check points indicating where the stalls are under a short time to make any errors. The only way to beat it is trial and error and having 2nd hand knowledge of where the stalls are
@PalladinPoker
@PalladinPoker 10 ай бұрын
I finally played through all of GTA 3 recently (as a kid Sayonara Salvatore stumped me). Espresso-2-Go was an easy first clear. Grand Theft Aero was tough without Sniper/Grenade/Rocket abuse, Rigged To Blow and Kingdom Come took a few tries too as did some rampage-like missions.
@jaydenfisherncfc
@jaydenfisherncfc 10 ай бұрын
Exactly, I was thinking that mission was going to be on here. That’s got to be the worst, I swear it doesn’t even tell you where to go
@Arkiasis
@Arkiasis 10 ай бұрын
Also the biggest issue for this is Saint Marks. Once you're off of Portland the mafia hates you, and in GTA 3 gangs that hate you attack you on sight, the Mafia is especially bad since they carry shotguns which are so OP in GTA 3 they can blow a car up in 2 hits. So it's very common that you drive into Saint Marks and get blown up instantly from someone double tapping you. It's why if you should always finish the island specific things like police and fire before you finish the island.
@ardent9422
@ardent9422 10 ай бұрын
The misson for Avery where you fly the little helicopters to blow up the building, that one was a nightmare for me.
@chrise8275
@chrise8275 4 ай бұрын
Some other missions that I would add (In my personal opinion). 1. GTA 3: Express-2-Go. 2. LCS: Snappy Dresser (Always had a problem with taking the right picture). 3. GTA 4: Paper Trail and Catch The Wave.
@mcmahon31619
@mcmahon31619 10 ай бұрын
Supply lines became easier due to an update. In the original version the fuel was always going down. While now, fuel only goes down when you're pressing the gas button. If you let go of the gas button and just Glide you're not using any fuel
@rinkkalex
@rinkkalex 10 ай бұрын
Scouting the port makes me quit almost every GTA 5 playthrough.
@TheJayson8899
@TheJayson8899 10 ай бұрын
Attention span of a newt?
@rinkkalex
@rinkkalex 10 ай бұрын
@@TheJayson8899 No, I can sit in front of my computer for 8 hours and play GTA SA start to finish, I just particularly dislike those missions, that whole heist ark is just dull as shit and leads nowhere. I get why it's there but god it's boring.
@tonyshum5569
@tonyshum5569 9 ай бұрын
my first ever GTA V playthrough I hated scouting the port, but the promise of big money on a cool heist was enough of an incentive, the betrayal of getting Jack shit from the heist made that crap mission much worse on every subsequential playthrough, from the second playthrough forward scouting the port is just: Fail on purpose thrice, skip checkpoint, continue failing more, skip checkpoint, repeat failure some more, skip mission.
@frizzyrascal1493
@frizzyrascal1493 10 ай бұрын
G Spotlight was one of the most fun missions and hilarious. It‘s not even difficult or unfair.
@tonyshum5569
@tonyshum5569 9 ай бұрын
it's very clear this KZbinr guy is completely unaware that you can, if you wish, just steal a helicopter and cheese the mission, the mission is not tied to the bike whatsoever
@CptnWolfe
@CptnWolfe 10 ай бұрын
I feel like you should've mentioned the fact that Have a Heart is one of the few missions that you can lose the bodies from the trunk. It doesn't count as a fail, but it doesn't count as a victory either, as you call Elizabeta and tell her you lost the bodies, where she tells you that you missed out on a payday
@F1wgp7
@F1wgp7 10 ай бұрын
From memory gta 3 and vice city had fold out maps on the inside cover.
@288gto7
@288gto7 10 ай бұрын
Yeah but i played with pirated cd and got none of that
@frizzyrascal1493
@frizzyrascal1493 10 ай бұрын
Yes, they did. Still, not including a map in III’s gameplay was such a mistake. Missions like Expresso 2 Go were so annoying and you probably had to restart it multiple times.
@denis2381
@denis2381 10 ай бұрын
​@@frizzyrascal1493stop harassing me
@chrise8275
@chrise8275 4 ай бұрын
Tips before I playing “Burning Desire”. 1. Do all the firefighter missions, this will make CJ fireproof. This mission will be available after the first mission. 2. Spray all 100 LS Gang Tags, This will make some weapons spawn at the Johnson house which includes Molotov cocktails. This will be available to do after the mission “Tagging Up Turf”.
@toastking1649
@toastking1649 10 ай бұрын
I always fail the Yoga mission because I just don't wanna do it
@PolishGod1234
@PolishGod1234 8 күн бұрын
@@toastking1649 yoga mission is worth It for the awesome drug trip sequence which is one of the best moments in the game
@SOBEKCrocodileGod
@SOBEKCrocodileGod 10 ай бұрын
Honestly the flight school missions take the cake as the worst for me in GTASA Honorable mentions go to the Catalina quad chase mission, almost every mission with racing, the mission where you gotta plant evidence in the district attorney’s ride, and Freefall. I like the end of Freefall where you have a gunfight in the plane but getting into the plane was a terrible process.
@frodope
@frodope 10 ай бұрын
Hating the Haters in GTA 4. Mission is a cool concept on paper but that fucking scooter handling made it brutal
@antoinebaron3862
@antoinebaron3862 10 ай бұрын
if you play on pc. i can give three reasons as to why it's so bad. 1- Playing at a high framerate (it can make the physics engine go crazy and the handling of most vehicles feel too light or too bouncy. Note that the game was designed to run at 30fps). 2- Not having fusionfix installed with its option to remove a famous bug for bikes in GTA IV where the back end swerves and does a complete 180 everytime you make a turn. 3- Playing with WASD instead of an analog stick (Again GTA IV was designed for analog controls, it is actually why many pc players complain about the handling which simply isnt tailored for a keyboard. Pressing D is like pushing your stick to the far right, and A to the far left. There is no in between, thus making many vehicles feel terrible to handle, especially SUVs and Motorbikes.)
@SoAaron_
@SoAaron_ 10 ай бұрын
You can kill the guy early with an Assault Rifle as he tries to escape
@BDozer666
@BDozer666 10 ай бұрын
@@antoinebaron3862 Even with keyboard, motorcycles aren't hard to drive. Like, faggio is the slowest and best handling bike, it's impossible to spin (unless you are playing unpatched above 60 FPS).
@Walkerman606
@Walkerman606 7 ай бұрын
I just grab another vehicle, but even then knocking him off is a pain in the ass. Almost always pass first time, it just drags on.
@lmaoborghini5243
@lmaoborghini5243 8 ай бұрын
Don’t forget for the paramedic mission for GTA 3 if you pissed off the mafia by this point, then it’s near impossible to do the mission at the first island since they will 2 shot your ambulance with their shotguns
@NeoKokoro20
@NeoKokoro20 8 ай бұрын
Supply Lines was even worse in the original PS2 release of San Andreas, where the fuel gauge acted more as a timer, meaning if you let go of the acceleration button to glide, it'll still go down. The gauge was smaller too. The mission, while still one of the worst in the game, was at least manageable in the later releases.
@EmpireGamingWynter
@EmpireGamingWynter 10 ай бұрын
For me in GTA 3 its one of the missions before the last one where you have to go out near the airport and shoot a helicopter down and steal its contents Not a bad idea for a mission in any other game but with the janky controls, it takes me forever
@KiwiBay2.0
@KiwiBay2.0 8 ай бұрын
I played every GTA, and I'd have to say my least favorite mission is GTA 5 Epsilon, where you have to run for 5 miles in the desert. It's not a required mission, but it takes about 40 minutes of constantly tapping the sprint button.
@Altezza1999
@Altezza1999 9 ай бұрын
The Driver always seems to go forgotten.
@mr.andrew7820
@mr.andrew7820 9 ай бұрын
Yeah doesn't even make sense story wise and It's all pointless since Hilary dies in the Job
@tjones9097
@tjones9097 9 ай бұрын
Gta V’s worst mission should have been eye in the sky. It’s a boring mission that you’re forced to play, and you can’t move to the next area until you’ve scanned everyone in the first area. It adds little to the plot, and depending on your choice near the end, you have to deal with a 3 star wanted level. At least surveying the score had purpose in the story.
@TheMrFancyKiwi
@TheMrFancyKiwi 10 ай бұрын
Kinda surprised The Driver in Vice City didn't get a mention.
@JaQuezstarr16
@JaQuezstarr16 10 ай бұрын
What always pissed me off about Ransom is that if Gordon is ”babysitting” Gracie the whole time, why couldn’t he take the picture?
@Eviltower101
@Eviltower101 10 ай бұрын
After replaying San Andreas recently I was surprised by how much I actually *liked* the zero missions. The rooftop one was boring, but the plane and helicopter missions I had a bunch of fun.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 10 ай бұрын
Surprised Espresso 2 Go wasn't on the list as it's a pain in the ass if you're no good at memorizing stuff like me as all of the locations you have to hit don't get marked on the map until you're fairly close to them and even if you can memorize where they are actually finding the most efficient route to destroy them all before the time limit expires is another story entirely as you have to deal with a crapton of enemies trying to kill you so unless you use a guide to show you the best order to do them in(or have a bulletproof car)this mission is an uphill battle.
@justsomeguy747
@justsomeguy747 10 ай бұрын
I think that all of these missions are possible to pas on first try regardless of difficulty . You just need to come with a good strategy, which is usually classical moving and shooting. The RC flying missions aren’t that bad just require patience but yeah they’re not interesting. I think Grand Theft Aero, Light My Pyre, The Portland Chainsaw Masquerade and Burning Desire are all great, interesting missions. Burning Desire is the first mission for Tenpenny’s unit. TPCM consists of killing the only tangible LCS antagonist. GTA is a turning point and has many characters involved. N.O.E is pretty cool too. Light My Pyre can be a pain but do your best to shoot the cartel’s cars while riding alongside them preferably with the bike. As for it being very hard I think it’s the way it should be. Armando is Vic’s most powerful enemy, and the brothers destroyed his bearer bonds so of course he’d attack at full force. I think that Armando is the VC saga’s most powerful antagonist and I find killing him quite satisfying, especially with the heavy machine gun, but Louise dying makes you angry and sad so it’s impactful to say the least.
@izzylee64
@izzylee64 10 ай бұрын
27:00 the fuel drains only when X is held down. Tapping X or just gliding helps you preserve fuel. Knowing that makes it easy to finish the mission with like half fuel left. Being a better pilot or just having a better route is likely why it's not as hard for you now.
@Songwritersbehindthecurtain
@Songwritersbehindthecurtain 7 ай бұрын
The definitive edition for San Andreas there is less fuel but the armor is still bad according to KZbin channel the professional.
@Jimy_duracell
@Jimy_duracell 10 ай бұрын
You really think I'm just gonna sit and watch 1 hour of GTA missions? Well, you're damn right
@MarcusCollins69
@MarcusCollins69 10 ай бұрын
22:52 IS THAT THE GREEN SABRE!!
@kappa9806
@kappa9806 10 ай бұрын
N.O.E is one of my favourite missions just because I can fly very well but I admit it's very hard to control the plane when a tree appears, so I can understand why it's so hated.
@Tmack034
@Tmack034 10 ай бұрын
In the almost 20 years of playing San Andreas, I have only successfully completed supply lines once. It makes N.O.E feel like a tutorial mission.
@bobboman
@bobboman 10 ай бұрын
supply lines was made much easier in later editions, i think i passed it twice over the years on the launch PS2 version, and by the time it came out on the xbox 360 it was painfully easy the fuel meter on supply lines decreased even on gliding, which basically left you screwed if you didn't plan your route perfectly
10 ай бұрын
Supply Lines becomes easier over time, but in every playthrough I can never easily do it first time. Still legitimately one of the hardest. Original PS2 version on the controller, that is
@NailStrafer
@NailStrafer 10 ай бұрын
13:31 IIRC, G Spotlight actually can be completed with a helicopter. You can tag all the rooftop checkpoints with a helicopter instead of using the bike.
@nfullenwider
@nfullenwider 10 ай бұрын
Hey man, I'm also taking care of a sick kitty so I know what you're going through. Sending my love to Mr. Peepers, and strength to you. You've got a really good heart.
@lukethomas6900
@lukethomas6900 10 ай бұрын
I still remember Auntie Poulet's missions being an absolute nightmare for me when playing Vice City as a kid. Went through a few busted controllers as a result lol.
@sirianfelixbrightonesquire3247
@sirianfelixbrightonesquire3247 7 ай бұрын
That “your toast, burnt toast” line, was that a “Buttercream Gang” reference? Lol
@jaredrobinson7071
@jaredrobinson7071 10 ай бұрын
As soon as you said grand theft aero, my eye twitched.
@252pq3
@252pq3 10 ай бұрын
Haha I love how O.G. Loc turns into "Aug lock" at 21:32
@shadowandroid1823
@shadowandroid1823 10 ай бұрын
When are you doing a criminal's history on Lincoln Clay?
@ArcyGoldenSnowTV
@ArcyGoldenSnowTV 10 ай бұрын
Louie's death was very sad and overwhelming because she was a civilian to all this, she deserved a happy ending
@herrmajestat
@herrmajestat 10 ай бұрын
After several retries of New Model Army, I discovered the easiest way is to take out all the tanks and obstacles ahead of Zero before removing the first one. Then it’s smooth sailing.
@skottlee8959
@skottlee8959 10 ай бұрын
That's how I do it too. I had a rough time with all the zero missions as a kid
@Alec_Reaper
@Alec_Reaper 9 ай бұрын
Where's gta 1, London and 2?
@PHLYogi
@PHLYogi 10 ай бұрын
21:31 “Ahg Lock” ? Lmao Nvm didn’t realize that’s what Lazlow calls him. Just noticed I never tuned into his talk show station
@lolurgay
@lolurgay 10 ай бұрын
Never had a problem with Burning Desire mostly because one of the 1st things I always do when I play SA is the firefighter missions lmao and even that is not that bad tbh
@lukeward7408
@lukeward7408 10 ай бұрын
The zero missions on the original hardware are all really bad but I think air raid is the best. Air raid - in my opinion its only hard if you arent good with the games manual aiming. Supply Lines - Very warranted in the hate it gets. Terrible controls mixed with an unfair time limit (Fuel) makes for a terrible mission. New Model Army - I love the dialogue from 99% of this game but omg every bit of dialogue during this mission is so hard to listen to. Oh yeah, the mission is also so damn boring and you literally achieve nothing.
@fidelcerda7097
@fidelcerda7097 10 ай бұрын
Can not give much. Kitty help
@mjolden
@mjolden 10 ай бұрын
I think it goes without saying that GTA 3 is an especially frustrating game overall, considering that you can’t go anywhere on the map without a gang member shooting at you.
@jeffreymoses7131
@jeffreymoses7131 9 ай бұрын
That yoga mission in gta v causes me physical pain
@gunbladelad7772
@gunbladelad7772 10 ай бұрын
For G-Spotlight I only ever do the first jump in the motorbike then switch to the VCN news chopper and simply fly around the checkpoints - they register if you fly low over them - just land the helicopter and get out to drop the stairs at the 2 mission checkpoints
10 ай бұрын
Just a little off-topic, but i have to say it "Kingdom Come", Catalina has to be sickest, most maniac mofo in the whole series to come up with a trap like that 😳😳😳😳
@jjmfrees
@jjmfrees 9 ай бұрын
I’ve never done G-Spotlight on the bike. I ride the bike up the elevator, drive through the window, and d land on the next building to trigger the markers; after that info get a helicopter and collect the rest of the checkpoints.
@o.w.n.1327
@o.w.n.1327 9 ай бұрын
The Demolition man mission has given me, my family, my friends and my entire nation a PTSD. If you ask a normal dude on the street and talk to him about 'the helicopter mission from vice city' bad memories that have been forgotten for so long will reopen.
@emanueldg
@emanueldg 10 ай бұрын
06:00 I think thats the mission that made me throw the cd out the window when I was a kid. Never found it again
@thebestwingsfan
@thebestwingsfan 10 ай бұрын
Burning Desire is trivial if you get the fireproof power from completing all 12 levels of the firefighter side mission which is the shortest and easiest of the vehicle side missions.
@skottlee8959
@skottlee8959 10 ай бұрын
It's refreshing to watch a gta video by a legit nerd instead of ai or voice actors reading engrish scripts over stolen clips.
@SoAaron_
@SoAaron_ 10 ай бұрын
Is this a diss against Gaming Investigators - Hubson?
@TheRageLivesOn
@TheRageLivesOn 10 ай бұрын
after playing it twice recently, the worst mission in San Andreas for me is 100% Snail Trail. it makes you tail a train all the way from SF to LS with literally nothing happening the whole way there, then doing a long and boring "spook-o-meter" tail all the way to the pier just to snipe 2 people. and then you're in the middle of LS so now you have to drive all the way back to SF to do more missions
@-10
@-10 9 ай бұрын
funny, you can skip the entire drive by entering the train. but the game doesn't tell you this.
@TheRageLivesOn
@TheRageLivesOn 9 ай бұрын
@@-10well that would have been nice to know 😂
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 22 күн бұрын
​@@-10cause the game wants you to follow
@realSuperdudeman
@realSuperdudeman 10 ай бұрын
Gta fans when they do a mission where you go from A to B do a thing and go back: yo this gameplay is fire
@NomaGang
@NomaGang 10 ай бұрын
The fact that Ik u we’re gonna put wrong side of the tracks and then it’s the first one made me giggle
@TheGreatDevlin
@TheGreatDevlin 9 ай бұрын
For the cat
@adisor906
@adisor906 10 ай бұрын
Soo with Supply Lines: the difference at least for the classic versions of SA is between the PS2 version and the subsequent ones. In the PS2 version the fuel is depleted automatically (the gauge act more as a timer if anything else) while in the PC and Xbox version the fuel depletes only if you push the acceleration button so what most people would do is that they would glide for a lot of the mission . :)
@doctorrobert1339
@doctorrobert1339 10 ай бұрын
Some odd choices here to be honest. A bit surprised you didn't mention that for Supply Lines, the fuel was increased for the PC version of SA, since just like with NOE and the draw distance, this mission was more frustrating on the Ps2 because it would run out too fast.
@yourboywindar
@yourboywindar 7 ай бұрын
flipping a vehicle in gta games were fireballs until 2013
@Stan_man
@Stan_man 10 ай бұрын
I don't remember ever running out on fuel in Supply lines mission, not cd, digital or DE version. Always have well over half after final target.
@theelitegrinder4338
@theelitegrinder4338 10 ай бұрын
Never let this man cook again
@Mutantgamer
@Mutantgamer 10 ай бұрын
I’m surprised you didn’t pick By the Book mission. The torture sequence is just massively unpleasant. Then again, when replaying it i just shoot the correct person ASAP so the torture is cut short.
10 ай бұрын
Never found it to be that bad. It's actually one of my favorites because of the dialogue.
@voiceunderthecovers
@voiceunderthecovers 10 ай бұрын
Actual baby?
@JojoThePelican
@JojoThePelican 10 ай бұрын
Elon musk ahh... It's gta if that was unpleasant for you you should probably play something else.
@kiratherenegade1561
@kiratherenegade1561 Ай бұрын
S.A.M, Espresso-2-Go, Bait, Exchange, any Mafia rampage post shotguns introduction.
@mr_noobx3009
@mr_noobx3009 10 ай бұрын
horrible horrible choices
@manarail7126
@manarail7126 9 ай бұрын
agreed.
@Anonymous-hf8nx
@Anonymous-hf8nx 4 ай бұрын
Disagreed.
@DHCNetwork06
@DHCNetwork06 10 ай бұрын
How's Up Up and Away not on this list? That mission was terrible. 1. You have to go to the fuel depot and find a way to get inside. 2. You have to fight through guards with M4s, and they have an advantage. 3. You have to shoot down Hunters with a minigun turret. 4. You have to fly the Leviathan and use the magnet crane to pick up the truck. 5. Fly to the abandoned airstrip while the truck is swinging around. 6. Place the truck in the marker and land the helicopter.
@adamlach6572
@adamlach6572 10 ай бұрын
G. Spotlight after taking bike to the elevator can be completed by flying helicopters to every roof and barely touching pink markers
@TheJayson8899
@TheJayson8899 10 ай бұрын
“in every GTA game… minus half of them”
@Zachoholic
@Zachoholic 10 ай бұрын
Another awful thing about GTA 3 paramedic is that you have to do it as early as possible in the story. If you don't, you have all the rival gangs shooting at you, which makes not blowing up the ambulance pretty much impossible (without resorting to glitches or cheats). Also, for GTA SA, I would choose Photo Opportunity as the worst mission. You have to drive from San Fierro to Badlands to Angel Pine, and then all the way back to SF in order to continue the main story. And if you fail because as a first timer you don't know who you have to take pictures of (or miss the face shot that's required to pass the mission) then you either have to reload a save and drive that whole way again, or you have to drive all the way back to SF to restart the mission. Awful mission design, and while it's important story wise, it's super boring. Snail Trail is almost as bad and even more boring (mission wise and story wise) but at least you can skip the drive if you're fast enough to catch the train.
@snow-d6p
@snow-d6p 10 ай бұрын
The GTA 4 mission where lil jacob shoots a rocket at a helicopter is extremely painful for me
@SoAaron_
@SoAaron_ 10 ай бұрын
Its always the 3rd rocket that hits no matter what you do.
@snow-d6p
@snow-d6p 10 ай бұрын
@@SoAaron_ I had no idea wow haha
@BDozer666
@BDozer666 10 ай бұрын
Escuela Of The Streets didn't make the GTA IV list? I'd replace Dust Off with it. You have to follow a slowly driving car on a route that doesn't make any sense while listening to Manny.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 10 ай бұрын
I played Boomshine Blowout on the PSP and it sucked on there too, hell it might actually be worse on there due to the PSP's more limited control options.
@dj12699
@dj12699 10 ай бұрын
In both GTA 3 AND Vice City, I've failed Paramedic missions on late levels due to the peds running into my back wheel which apparently kills them. It's very annoying.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 10 ай бұрын
I actually did manage to beat Light My Pyre without a tank, not sure how, I think I used the bike.
@PacoRobbins
@PacoRobbins 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, in GTA III you got a fold out map when you bought the original way back in the day. When I was a kid I used it a lot.
@Berserkerenergy
@Berserkerenergy 10 ай бұрын
This might sounds crazy but i enjoyed all Missions on this list actually. (I'm either wierd or i play these Games so much that i got used to them)
@TylerSane5
@TylerSane5 10 ай бұрын
Same I've played so much of the HD games with free aim and beat every mission without dying so I can actually still have a challenge lol. But I love almost all missions.
@Berserkerenergy
@Berserkerenergy 10 ай бұрын
@@TylerSane5 That's Exactly the Same Thing with me That's so Cool.
@suprnova5849
@suprnova5849 4 ай бұрын
For GTA IV there is one thing that is missing, on this GTA’s final mission where you are required to spam the run button to climb up on a helicopter, it is tied to FPS making it impossible to complete if you are running the game higher than 50 fps due to console limitations at the time, on PC this can kind of be worked around on older versions of windows, however, windows 10 and up won’t allow you to manually change the frames through task manager anymore so you need to download software in order to do the mission either a frame rate limiter or macro, on new gen consoles however frames cannot be manipulated at all making it virtually impossible unless you have insane mashing as they never changed the code… 😂
@negobranclim8640
@negobranclim8640 10 ай бұрын
not related to the vid but damn does lcs theme slap
@gangrelraziel2247
@gangrelraziel2247 9 ай бұрын
I love that GTA 4 is so good, even he could not found any properly bad/annoying missions, only boring ones; great game still after these years
@CruelestChris
@CruelestChris 9 ай бұрын
To be fair to GTA 3, it came with a fold-out poster map that anyone with any sense either had unfolded next to them or pinned up on the wall next to the TV. Wasn't that hard to match the minimap to it.
@caporegimeclutch9715
@caporegimeclutch9715 9 ай бұрын
The only reason I would personally not say Father/Son is the worst in GTA V is because the opening cutscene for this mission may legitimately be my favorite cutscene in the entire game. I have it memorized by heart because to me its just so damn good. The amount of times I've sat down in my backyard with a whiskey and a cigar sitting in the sun trying to drown out the world and trying to not give a care in the world about anything only to think "holy shit I'm literally Michael De Santa"
@RedHead97
@RedHead97 10 ай бұрын
The part where u are surrounded in a parking lot and need to snipe all people in "The Exchange" in VCS also took me dozens of tries. ended up doing this part with a rocket launcher.
@Skylar_T
@Skylar_T 10 ай бұрын
I hated that mission, ended up using a rocket launcher too.
@LPA_
@LPA_ 10 ай бұрын
Burning Desire is a very unexpected choice for San Andreas, I never really had a problem with it. I'm very surprised you didn't include Photo Opportunity. That is the only mission I audibly GROAN everytime I have to replay it. Cesar's car flips over so easily that you're forced to drive slowly in a mission that already takes way too long. And just to really rub your face in the massive pile of dogshit that this mission is, after you finish it, Cesar leaves you in Angel Pine and you have to drive all the way back to San Fierro.
@robertbrowniii2626
@robertbrowniii2626 9 ай бұрын
Level 16 to unlock at adrenaline, health pick ups & infinite sprint for paramedic mission in Gta 3 was the worst
@Vonnietrionday
@Vonnietrionday 9 ай бұрын
This man pronunced OG Loc as Ogg Lock😭😭
@mccombo1512
@mccombo1512 9 ай бұрын
Burning desire wasnt even bad. If you have trouble with it your skills aren’t as good then lol
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