Ronny Chieng Thinks Everything Is Stupid - Part 2 | The Daily Show

[@ziggymarlowe5654]

'Now, I"m being priced out of worlds that don't even exist.' 😂 My last hope of landownership and I missed it!

[@TheMpo1986]

So, if you're in META we won't be able to access some areas. It's gonna be a pay to play thing?

[@angeleide1344]

ROTFLMAO 😂

[@johnford7847]

Ronny Chieng's observations are the BEST!

[@ecamp6360]

We need more Ronnie (and Desi)! I love his contempt for the idiots.

[@TheFishy51]

Yess 100% agree 👍 more of those 2 and more Klepper!!

[@foomp]

"2020 is going to be worse." - Literally the biggest understatement in the last century.

[@victorzuim]

2020 is going to be worse while drinking rubbing alcohol...

[@HOLY_CHRIST_GOD]

Wow, using PS4 headset....so 2020

[@twistednapkins]

​@@kh_1984That's racist!

[@dogmom5558]

Prophetic

[@KentVejrupMadsen]

can we go back ?!?!

[@landotter]

deserves his own show

[@eraserhead12]

‘People are gonna make everything 💩 ‘ truer words have never been spoken

[@CrisSelene]

"It's like they're so rich and comfortable the last thing left to do is pretend to be poor" this sounds exactly like Marie Antoinette pretending to be a poor milkmaid in the Trianon. And we all know how that ended.

[@liamnehren1054]

low power aristocrats attempting to seize power by getting mobs to attack those above them and failing to stop themselves from becoming targets? So I guess the middle class has to start the eating of the rich and then be eaten too.... NOT IT!

[@daveroche6522]

"Ronnys rants" - one of the few things left to look forward to. Thanks Bro.

[@juandebrigard3051]

Well he wasn't wrong with that last sentence...

[@ScorobeSlavinpoop]

As someone who doesn't like being around people, social distancing was great! People don't talk as much in masks either. Besides the risk of disease, 2020 didn't bother me at all! 🤣

[@justaconversation3729]

And he had no idea yet!!! Ehat a sentence to end on!!!

[@ScorobeSlavinpoop]

@@justaconversation3729 Ehat indeed

[@kr13100]

Yeah I just said out loud that was awfully prescient of him!

[@evenflowsteven]

Ronny is the the best.

[@theodorrichey]

‘Groping my avatar’ 😅🤣🤣

[@AlbinoBlackHole]

Ronny needs his own show

[@TheGreatPizzaMasterpiece]

Ronny Chieng is funny AF

[@hartubmoses6645]

Buying anything on meta verse is proof you have more money than you need.

[@liamnehren1054]

also more money in millions then measurable IQ with modern means.

[@TheFishy51]

Ronny Chieng is my spirit animal 😂

[@seanryan3020]

I only have 3 words for Ronny Chieng's segment on fireworks: Chinese New Year!

[@Xtini-ov2ys]

Leeches!! Did he do the whole segment with those on his chest? I’m crying laughing❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@johnfort290]

RONNY IS A BASKET CASE LOLOLOL

[@Denkar11]

Chickens? Too late. Bees? Too stingy. Now it's goats!!!

[@tragicrhythm]

Didn’t realize this but it is possible to overdose on sarcasm.

[@stefanhoimes]

Can't wait to see what character Ronny plays whenever his week behind the desk will be!

[@molochi]

I can tell how well Andrew Kiguel knows the tech landscape just by his pronounciation of NVidia as "NahVidya".

[@rebaburn2677]

Ronnie is so talented and smart and funny ❤

[@Echo81Rumple83]

to be fair, having egg-laying hens can supplement additional nutrition intake, be it their eggs and their meat, as well as providing a side-hobby if you're sick and tire of the job or spouse you're forced to deal with. my mother was a biochemist specializing in mice husbandry (retired since the pandemic), and her husband (my late dad) was driving her nuts, so she got herself some rabbits as a excuse to not talk to him, hag out with the rabbits during feeding time, and process them for fur and meat. she's now letting them live out their natural lives, since she's no longer physically capable of doing the processing aspects, and she essential became a crazy old rabbit lady. urban farming and ranching can be a nice hobby to have if you're sick and tired of the 9 to 5 life. after all, this ca be a great opportunity to kick-start the next generation of victory gardens, along with victory coops. just not like what the idiots in Silicon Valley do; that just screams "i'm not being taxed enough so i gotta spend money on something other than letting m spoiled kids inherit them" :/ SO TAX THE FCVKING RICH OR WE EAT THEM! AOC for POTUS.

[@sharongarrett4356]

You're funny.

[@MadDragon75]

I was flying my quadcopter a few weeks ago and this guy walked by behind me with his kids and he asked me ..."whoa! Are you from the metaverse or something?!" Because I was wearing FPV goggles. 😂😂

[@Aedrion-]

"Spoiler alert, 2020 is gunna be worse." *drinks hand sanitiser* This man is from the future, isn't he?

[@romanosaraviadis]

His disdain is his best quality..

[@yasirumer2893]

America only have 13 confirmed coronavirus cases well that escalated quickly didn't it oh and congrats to America for topping the charts for most number of cases of covid 19

[@bsdslacker]

LOL the leeches as the new rage in Ridicule Valley

[@sechsauge]

18:07 "Are you afrait of the fireworks, buddy?" "Ah, it´s cool." xD

[@cyborgraptor1778]

Tbf backyard chickens can save/make money. My cousin has them and they pay for themselves. It's also a lot more humane than the battery cages and debeaking of factory farms. I can pay $5 for eggs from tortured hens or I can pay $4 to my cousin for fresh eggs from happy healthy chickens. They also come in a large array of varieties and have surprisingly unique personalities. They're decent pets and half the time feed themselves off bugs and small vertebrates.

[@michelbalencourt904]

I love how he took the one VR headset as a prop that doesn't work with the Metaverse (^^,)

[@seankelly1291]

The US, where corporate food ads are called news.

[@orchidpanda2253]

thought the exact same thing.

[@Mr_badjoke]

And I wish I could still go by Ronnie ..I did for a while. Ron makes me feel like a biggerjerk 😂

[@Xtini-ov2ys]

Ronnie keeps getting funnier. ❤❤❤❤❤

[@DawnBurn]

The bits at 13:00 for COVID are... so strange in hindsight.

[@feralhomunculus]

I give my dog Trazadone prescribed by her vet for thunder storms and fireworks, etc. It works wonders. You have to give it a couple of hours before the event so sometimes it's difficult for storms but it works really well to calm her.

[@Protohomo1]

You can eat those too

[@hew195050]

That’s disgusting.

[@sharongarrett4356]

Haha

[@ruthcavanagh1043]

The metaverse? Sounds like the stuff that the movie The Matrix is made of!

[@mikeg647]

The matrix with Wii sports graphics....

[@ralphperry3576]

I love this guy😂😂

[@msvonnegutpunch5384]

They use watermelons for Desert Eagle demonstrations too. “Look how powerful this firearm is! It exploded a melon” My foot can do that

[@msvonnegutpunch5384]

Also talk to Stephen Colbert bc he hates cantaloupe like Ronny hates honeydew and frankly they’re both garbage fruits

[@supianzainuddin1482]

Ronnie rocks! I love this guy!

[@whilewaitingforthemothersh5366]

Haven’t heard anyone talking about the Metaverse in years ( 2023 ) 😂

[@sharongarrett4356]

Amen! RIP.

[@historychannel365]

One of the few remaining things to look forward to is "Ronnys rants". Thanks, bro.

[@Sam-lc6vh]

That rubbing alcohol may have blinded Ronny but it also opened his third eye to the horrors awaiting us in 2020

[@missingno81]

Great now everyone can get cyber bullied by children hiding behind an avatar.

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

5:05 tbh that is 100% on the players. If you are too dumb to realize that if you move in real life, YOU MOVE IN REAL LIFE, you have just revoked your VR privileges. This is on the same level as playing baseball inside and wondering how the window got smashed .

[@quincymosby]

Ronny is so awesome.

[@jonnyz37gjbm]

GIVE RONNIE THE DESK!

[@davep8221]

"Metaverse" has stopped responding. [Wait] [Close]

[@theaviary238]

I stand with the writers. Don't give in. ✊️❤️

[@elishaminor2900]

Great punchlines ronny

[@traditionalnative]

we've had vr chat for years before this, like 2017 lol

[@Sueinthewonderland]

I love Ronny! ❤

[@shinkouhai919]

i forgot about meta until I watch this video...

[@KyleKaneen-k3z]

“2020 is gonna be worse” aged well….

[@ecamp6360]

That $20K haunted house was actually a CIA black site.

[@vivianjones9749]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@mikemcguire6573]

That tattoo? It's an Infiniti logo! ( after a couple of ink sessions to block out meta").

[@rocketship3396]

Maybe I'm ignorant, but what was wrong with yellow alert? Like there's different color alerts, like red alert, orange, amber, etc. Yellow was even the second highest alert on Star Trek.

[@maheshborade5233]

Petition for Making it Daily show with Ronny cheng

[@southsider9638]

Aint that cool! You can have "virtual meetings," and you're not even allowed to work from home at some businesses.

[@WraithAllen]

These companies never heard of Linden Labs and their product "Second Life" which has been around for years...

[@bobbyrooney]

sadly, Adaptil doesn't work for my Golden :(

[@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes]

I teach Chinese language in a creative and funny way. I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more luck I have. Chinese characters still retain their pictographic origins. Knowing what the characters look like originally can help understand the meanings and remember them vividly. I’ve spent about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture, and many years studying Chinese culture and jokes. My native language is Chinese.

[@TheMpo1986]

"There are only 13 cases in the united states" hahaha yep that was the beginning.

[@danusams]

more 'Rony' content!

[@johnhanson4776]

Helluva rabbit hole ain’t it

[@stephenziga2319]

Trevor Noah almost collapsed the daily show and run away.

[@catch10110]

nice. the next time i go hiking im bringing fireworks so i can scare away the wolves and bears. amrite?

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I hate fireworks and feel like they should be illegal throughout the country unless handled by LICENSED professionals in controlled show settings.

[@6j6666]

How much longer is this writer's strike going to go on?

[@crash8729]

Ronny Chieng for Czar of Common Sense.

[@stella-gx8ne]

A sleepover at epsteins’s Classic!

[@wolfsingcrew3051]

XD meta verse the "future of vr" XD

[@Z_MIB]

The comment at 11:36 makes no sense. The narrator claims that people are covering their face simply for being near an Asian person, but the person who the narrator accused of covering their face is literally wearing a mask which is what people were supposed to do during the pandemic. It's amazing how the media is simultaneously criticizing people when they don't wear masks but in this case is criticizing people when they are wearing a mask.

[@RobertSnell-nz4oo]

The metaverse sounds like the matrix....

[@jonathanzimmer8143]

SO glad I stayed with this algor-aylist long enough to see the Halloween Starbucks. No more checking candy... they made a Poison Control Frappuccino!!!! This calls for shots... pass the lamp oil!

[@Jin420]

When are these writers going to get their fair wage so this strike can stop?? Are these media companies relying on old bits to hold out on paying these writers?? If so, then I'll gladly stop watching these until the writers return. 💯💯

[@manfredthewonderdog]

One of the really major issues with chickens are rodents. You have chickens, you have rats, possums and depending on where you live nutria and fox. Enjoy

[@ScorobeSlavinpoop]

No rodent visitors at my coop. Just neighborhood cats. Probably why there aren't rodents. So many cats.

[@cjackfly]

Leeches are KING! 👑

[@reprovedcandy]

"There is only 13 confirmed cases in the US. We have bigger things to worry about" Hmmmm this particular joke didn't age too well

[@Billy-yo3hi]

It's still in Ohio. AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bimonsolivar8898]

Annoyed Ronny Chieng insulting you would be great in an app that is supposed to keep you from procrastinating :D

[@BarbaraCameron-h2k]

Please keep this TRUTH moving in the MAGA world.

[@landotter]

2:40 😂

[@Kate4267]

Fireworks, in all its forms, are also detrimental for veterans with PTSD. Let’s not forget our fellow humans.

[@JaquentaJackie]

Is it just me, or is the Metaverse just the updated SIMS or Yoville?

[@JennyShull]

•The Disney Channel Original show Phil of the Future predictioned the Meta Verse. The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest predictioned virtual reality. The Disney Channel Original Pixel Perfect predictioned holograms that can become real people. •The Meta Verse is great and all, but the people not working in offices still have to go to a real life building to work. People who have cleaning jobs. People who wash dishes. People who repair things like cars. People who work on the sewers systems. People who drive for a living. People who don’t have access to the internet. Etc. Unless from home they can operate robots to do their jobs. •I could by digital Meta land or: 1) Online I can buy an island that people live on. 2)I can get scammed into thinking I’m Lady of a small plot of land in Scotland for money. 3) I could play the Sims.

[@Nickolas_a]

How’s he so cute

[@cjdingojames3715]

I meant Ronny

[@benmoreno2076]

This is what Dwight did

[@kathi_grows_plants]

2020 was worse 😭😭😭

[@DarkLink18819]

Yet we still had so much more to come and still have so much more to fall. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

[@Velpoem]

Metaverse is like female organisms. Telling yourself you are the best she ever had.

[@markpalmer7832]

Meta...now you wont need to bath or wear clothes.

[@johnshackelford6965]

Meta Phone hacker

[@kcse]

Metaverse already was created by Linden Research - Second Life. It’s been around for 20 years. Facebook is very late to the game and creating nothing new.

[@A-rogous-1]

Is this how the matrix started?

[@ericbryant83]

Pay the writers

[@llyweiluntunare2232]

sad - wished i could get a tinder date :D :D

[@RubenGreenshadow]

It's like Windows 3 right now. Too primitive to be fun. Reality will always be better than living in a freaking computer world. But invest in it if you have lots of money. I love it when people bank of a losing prospect.

[@sandiegorandolph]

I told you guys the Matrix is Real