Unpacking the Capitol Riot & Four Years of Trump’s Bulls**t | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[@watermonke3323]

I have never seen Trevor so pissed yet so calm before.

[@ladybluelotus]

Ikr.

[@HotelPapa100]

That's when you know the shit's hit the fan: All the comedian reporters were dead calm and serious that week.

[@nomsashezi9775]

@Oh No he should move to a basement...Then you will hear him🧐 Miss me with yr bullsh*#

[@FallenRingbearer]

@@HotelPapa100 Check out Colbert's vids. He's was barely holding it together.

[@UnboxingAlyss]

Check out his video right after the George Floyd murder. he just filmed it with his phone. No real edits and t was 20+ min. long. No Daily Show logo. Just him.

[@nomastersnogods9303]

A failed coup without consequences is practice for the next one.

[@lokpale225]

Words from a wise person 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Coming from a country that has known 3 military/political coups in the past 30 years (1995, 2000 and 2011) with many failed attempts without their leaders being held accountable (in the name of “peace”), you couldn’t have said this better👌🏾. And sorry for my poor English, I’m from a French-speaking country. 🙂

[@jermaincummings2679]

Now that is a fact .And it has nothing to do with being a Democrat or Republican.

[@dougroyce5784]

They are being punished. Probation, for the trespassing charges they are handing out.

[@shingj4007]

with the aid of 99% of GOP politicians

[@Nerdifant]

Living in the country which probably has the best known history about what comes after that I seriously hope that the US can come back together and find peace as the alternative will be devastating not only to the US but to the world...

[@jongho.finance_made_easy]

People at the riot who lost their jobs finally realized why their grandparents wore hoods to cover their identity

[@xxnoobslayer136rblx9]

Lol

[@giuseppers1956]

Oooooooo man! Good one!

[@peijiswonderland]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@profesionalshitposter675]

Sorry please explain the joke

[@mekosmotivationalmessages]

Right😂😂😂

[@youngsixty7395]

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov

[@sanzuriver2959]

@feng jing If the shoe fits.

[@switchblade8028]

yes smart saying

[@hymasusee]

Wise words

[@Washingtub-senpai]

W Very wise....

[@chadjensen48]

'When Facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and holding a bible'

[@John_Demarco]

"Your honor, I did murder that person, but it was their fault for not being able to defend themself against my gun." -Lindsey Graham logic

[@haljasonfoster2169]

OMG this is the kind of insane logic I have grown up with in the South. The same logic that QAnons and MAGA use when they can't believe they were actually "rioting" like BLM at the Capitol.

[@lubanks6278]

"If you have blackmail material on me, I'll bend over backwards for you and take it with no lube" -Lindsey Graham logic

[@youreoffline4934]

@@lubanks6278 oufff that's so harsh 🔥🔥

[@Dai_Abdurrahman]

are you from europe? you must be you have a brain.... greetings from Andritz.

[@GM-xh6gj]

@@haljasonfoster2169 yep same here. I couldn’t get out fast enough. Not much has changed either

[@thexalon]

The fact is that when Republicans started talking about the need for "unity" and "forgiveness" and "coming together" after trying to get their Democratic colleagues killed, everyone who has ever had an abusive partner knew all about that song-and-dance routine.

[@aeroripper]

They had to put in metal detectors because GOP reps were coming in armed. Most of them supported the rioters ideas until they tried to overthrow the govt. Now they just want everybody to forgot.

[@loopylynda1974]

Sad thing is that B*&@! From Colorado who is a qanon supporter was tweeting while supposedly in the middle of fearing for life and wants us to believe she became the official Twitter reporter and offering a blow by blow account of Pelosi's location. If that was pure treason I don't know what else is!

[@rpggrrl]

Gaslighting at its finest

[@erinmcdonald7781]

Truth✊

[@maddieb4459]

It feels like I've been in an emotionally abusive relationship with the government for five years now, my goodness. It was like an in depth education of what gaslighting and other forms of manipulation look like

[@anjealin259]

Moral of the story: “Miss me with that bullsh**”... Ditto, Trevor, ditto

[@King_Barney]

Exactly! Loved that line!

[@beley1058]

That's pretty much the message I received. 🤔

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Right there with you!

[@colleencarteaux9082]

I'd never heard Trevor use that phrase. I looked it up on Urban dictionary :) He really likes the phrase :)

[@tracyleesmith781]

Nuff said! Very well said!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@k9spot1]

I was not ready for the image that the words “gently guiding his hips” put into my head

[@t.fairuz29]

I'll get the bleach.

[@arizonasunflowers5226]

🤮 yeah....um.....just “urg”!

[@inspiredisaac1520]

Hilarious 😂😂😂 I thought I was the only one that heard it

[@MyOwnWorstNightmare17]

I just remembered something. My grandma was watching the riot in a video on facebook a couple days ago and she recognized a coworker of hers. ✨She reported her✨

[@Lizablue0608]

👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

Go grandma!

[@doreengordon1475]

💗🤣🤣🤣🤣💗

[@juliagoodwin9510]

Good for her!

[@miyabe_k195]

This reminds me off the Stasi secret informants consisting of citizens snitching on other citizen

[@jongho.finance_made_easy]

Who else is so happy that Trevor Noah is back? Feels like Christmas is back again

[@PraneethKannegolla]

I am

[@jackb2]

Watching the news raw is too depressing

[@weitang1196]

Inside details on where he went?

[@GNx101]

Not really everything is different with COVID

[@msavraso]

dude, came here to say exactly this. so happy. i dont think till pandemic is over any of the late show hosts are allowed to go on break.

[@Leonaza7]

There must be consequences for trying to overthrow the government.

[@sirkiz1181]

This isn’t even trying to overthrow our corrupt government, it’s an attack on democracy

[@ayushkumar-bg1xf]

It will start civil war if you try to jail 75 million people

[@joedufour8188]

Um, bro... there is this thing in America called "white privilege". Whitey can flout the laws and get away with it. That is the foundation of this nation. The right stands behind the white. Remember, conservatives are the true owners of this oasis even though the law disagrees with their basis.

[@dannyboyakadandaman504furl9]

If you're scared admit the wrong doing already instead install a military personnel to be your personal security security force..

[@pahmiirorccars.5675]

I always see our comments.. even on "the view" 🙌🏼👌💜

[@hectorwaltergarcia8317]

LUV this guy for the fact , when real news "pisses you off" he finds a way of reporting the same news with logic, and a bit of comedy, that always seems to tone down the anger!!! Keep it up Trevor!!!

[@Matt-nm4bk]

“Miss me with that bullshit” - Quote of the decade

[@mrspenny11]

Been saying that since 97 🤣🤣🤣

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Also thinking Bye Felicia !

[@KuroPine01]

I love that quote so much, I'm stealing it!🤣😂🤣

[@paulthompkins4150]

I see that Trevor has a new favorite quote "Miss me with that bullshit".

[@contentandsystems]

I can't wait to say this too!

[@sandralynnrichter666]

Yes and I need a t-shirt saying it.

[@AnabelBatesCorrea]

👏🏼 ha ha ha YES!!

[@therealvirgoqueen6553]

It should be FUXXXXX WHAT U TALKING BOUT NOW

[@olschool926]

You guys should get out more people been sayin this for YEARS. .lol Trevvy trev doesn't have a creative bone in his body

[@marsalenda1660]

Trevor’s new favorite phrase: “miss me with that bullshit”

[@brendakipkemoi2738]

That's a new t shirt slogan right there

[@BellaZ209]

He’s been saying this for years though. This is just the most he’s said it in one video. Y’all must be new here.

[@StrangeFractaLS4]

SO satisfying to watch him say this

[@yoshiplays157]

Ik I was thinking the same thing lol

[@Min12334]

@@brendakipkemoi2738 I’d buy that shirt.

[@niiabe]

its crazy how Republicans will still call themselves American, but they hid so fast when their fans came to greet them. Why hide

[@Utoepya420]

America is from Alaska thru Tierra de Fuego...yep, you are the same that call the natives Indians because Christopher Columbus arrived at India hahaha Democracy or Imperilaism? Just two families exchanging power.

[@stephaniestolz9419]

My thought as well. If these people believe they are acting as patriots then why the trouble to hide their faces?

[@joshuadickerson1902]

Easy. You can't throw all Republicans into the same crazy bin

[@roguelamp6991]

lol okay liberal

[@virgenrodriguez9405]

@Romania Insight RepublicANUS!!!

[@ryryaubaub347]

I love them rifling through papers like they would understand any of it

[@brains25cents]

...and wasn't the procedure those transcripts were for being televised live word for word anyway? They're acting like they found a secret cache of classified records.

[@ellie.M.mae.]

😹😹

[@valhallahound1579]

I had the exact same thought. What a bunch of lunatics.

[@carlaherring8051]

Right

[@tyleet99]

They were looking for something labeled “EVIL PLAN”

[@shanayekh9345]

“If it involves any bullshit, I kindly request that I be missed” - my energy from now till forever

[@d1zturbed221]

Sign me in

[@clint9040]

Sign me in

[@somemoresomewhere1262]

Heard leikeli47 song - "miss me"? I vibed it for a while in 2017.

[@juliannazdunich7235]

me too - I can already see me saying it in different tones - for the kids, for the school, for politics, for _______ "miss me with that bullshit"

[@dajuagr]

My motto for the remainder of 2021!

[@jongho.finance_made_easy]

Today: Trevor is back Tomorrow: inauguration day What a great week, and it's only half way through

[@kurtislewis8537]

This is horrible, but I’m dying!! My guy said “is this the senate” like he asking for directions

[@whatchahoozie777]

Of course. You would too if you were among the madness at the time. The Senate is on the North side of the capital and the house is on the south side, with running tunnels underneath. I’m dying that citizens don’t seem to know the layout of the capital building, then make ridiculous comments about it.

[@nic_aya]

@@whatchahoozie777 you’re literally jus sayin words- nothing you say is in context to one another.

[@whatchahoozie777]

@@nic_aya hahahaha I can't say the same for you. Your supposed words don't seem to even make a word. Keep living in your context World, which isn't real. But try doing some research on the Capitol building. You just might learn a few things honey, if that's possible. I've been in those running tunnels, so keep showing your ignorance little soldier. Hahaha

[@johncampbell9448]

Someone should've answered, "I am the senate."

[@devyanshkhanna9701]

@@johncampbell9448 took the words out of my mouth

[@decidingdifferent272]

"gently guiding his hips from behind..." it's only imaginary, but i don't think i'll ever be able to unsee that! lol

[@youreoffline4934]

Me neither

[@singularity925]

Bleach for your mind could be yours for only $99.99

[@awake3607]

It was soooooo visual. Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.

[@kingtech7917]

Ikr me either

[@brandensam7995]

Something slipped last minute though huh? DT was so pissed he denounced him from the bully pulpit, he felt screwed so hard with no reach around. Just saying...

[@LEAD808]

Sorry, Joe, but we can’t move on without punishing Donald

[@AproposDare]

Amen.

[@grandpadavid45]

May it be so.

[@jaymieboi3799]

Preach

[@S_Ming407]

...and his enablers.

[@bgarcia5g]

Yes we can. We can multi task. I'm ready for Donny to be irrelevant again, more than ever. But everyone who is guilty needs to serve justice.

[@masteroliver9010]

Trevor's haircut and the fact he hasn't stopped recording from his place are the greatest proofs of his devotion to following the rules and common sense in a country who lacks a lot of it during this pandemic. Respect.

[@CozyCornerDay]

I love Trevor but Ordering a clipper and giving oneself a buzz cut wouldn't be too hard. Tbf, he looks great either way.

[@johnm3835]

No respect for Trevor he’s a pawn

[@johnm3835]

@@SoloWryder you can reject the comment if you would like... tbh, believe it or not, I’m on your side....

[@decidingdifferent272]

i'm impressed! just waiting for that mustache to come in, is all! lol all my respect to Trevor Noah... ❤️✌🏼

[@marcellostifelmann]

I'm pretty sure he's just trying to slowly morph into The Weekend...

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

In the words of the Joker, "this town deserves a better class of criminal."

[@johncampbell9448]

I will be that criminal now.

[@xnerd1000]

Yup, that and "This town needs an enema!!!"

[@Crystallily73]

"This is not who we are" This is EXACTLY who 75 million idiots are.

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

Deplorables.

[@lilchiwahmama]

💯💯💯

[@SkammLykelee]

Yes. I've been saying I'm sick of politicians saying that. It clearly IS what a nearly half of us are.

[@GNx101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S A GOOD ONE . EVEN SOME PROTESTERS WERE BLACK

[@NerdyShawn]

Closer to 74 than 75 million, watch out for that Trump rounding error(fake news) :D

[@kristiecsu]

“Please miss me with that bullshit” was an excellent line, delivered perfectly.

[@User_forbidden]

😂😂😂

[@bonniebennett8102]

Yeah. But just note. Trevor DID NOT come up with that phrase. Thank you ma'am.

[@somemoresomewhere1262]

Excellent sentiment. See leikeli47 song 'miss me'. Miss me with the BS. 🤣

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2548]

გიგიმ

[@oryalevi4126]

Fox news needs to be cancelled. They had terrorists on their show and DEFENDED those terrorists on their show. The hosts need to be charged and sent to prison. I don't live in america, but if this were in my country, they would never get away with it.

[@Khronogi]

I agree, but how do we do that? It is all money pumping into that machine to keep it running, and we can't censor them as that would be a violation of the 1st amendment.

[@Mattamaza]

@@Khronogi Not so. The 1st amendment isn't a right to broadcast, and hate speech is illigal.

[@kelerews]

that only happens in dictatorships, so I wouldn't recomend it.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2548]

გიგიმ

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

@@kelerews dictatorships and... y'know regular countries with proper regulations.

[@nhlanhlathubana6460]

I laughed so hard at "while we're there we might as well set up a government" and "Lets take a seat people, let's vote on some sh*t"😂😂😂

[@nhlanhlathubana6460]

@bssni touir lol he has had enough😂😂

[@pseudopsychonym]

calling Lindsey a weasel is offensive to weasels.

[@chrismorris5321]

It's offensive to all rodents on all levels like we gotta stop compairing bad people to animals cause some people are worse then the animal they are more a kin to

[@pyroshayniac1090]

My sister’s ferret is way cuter than Lindsey.

[@t.l.1610]

I like weasels. They’re extremely intelligent too. Lindsey is no such animal.

[@MamaLeahRocksIt]

@Jmt1000 And it is SO good!

[@bfox5028]

😂😂😂

[@granavelenciamethalaka]

2020: hi. 2021: Miss me with that bullshit!

[@wisewordings]

I want a hoodie with the slogan "Miss Me With That Bullshit!!"

[@Herrera_70]

omg me too

[@EpicGamer1.]

Same.

[@inezbradley]

Absolutely!

[@mandymoore5774]

So do I!

[@TheNecropolis20]

holy shit its actually January 20, 2021 Trump leaves office today

[@liveaboardsailor3787]

“Gently guiding his hips from behind”...Jaysus! Writers- that’s a slam dunk wrapped inside a home run and deep fried in a Hail Mary touchdown! Bravo!

[@sherryc90]

Hahaha that so made this episode for me!!

[@keerstendewitt2235]

" standing behind him gently guiding his hips." This is the perfect visual

[@chanteandrews849]

Right!!😂

[@palomahawkins5310]

ROTFFLMAOCOMOPAPMP! 😂

[@Synathidy]

It was a visual I didn't want.

[@dirtyfrench2926]

@@Synathidy Wrinkly saggy old Trump junk repeatedly slapping a smiling mike pence in the chin as he does the guiding from his knees. Better visual?

[@kathleenbarry4224]

That was a little creepy, but I so appreciate this whole video, Now they want to cookie for doing what they should have. Miss me with that bs

[@scoutmaster5]

Say it again one more time: Miss Me With That Bull Shit!

[@janrobnettwordweaver2227]

That really needs to be on a T-shirt.

[@EpicGamer1.]

@@janrobnettwordweaver2227 I would buy the merch.

[@NonyaNStacccckkedd]

Facts

[@dos_mas_805]

Like the younger sibling our cousin that hears his cool older brother say, "miss me with that bullshit', and can't stop saying it to his friends.

[@Scorch428]

For YERRRRRRRS

[@GothAtheist]

Trevor should just have a weekly bit called, "Miss me with that"

[@decoren45]

i like i like

[@monaesorandomm]

Ohh, like "Amber says What!!"

[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

Cumin

[@tamcon72]

This actually isn't funny. Those participating in the assault on our Capitol are the lowest dregs of our society should never have power over the rest of us ever again.

[@chloekey8043]

And they’re the driving force of the Republican Party.

[@busoptr]

You know 90% of them drive pick up trucks.

[@PaperRaines]

Trevor told some jokes, but he didn't find this funny either. He's liberal, but as an entertainer he literally alienated millions of viewers because he's done excusing them anymore

[@tamcon72]

@@busoptr I saw one in a strip mall parking lot the first week of January(before the 6th). A small Toyota pickup. He had six--SIX--Trump/Stop the Steal flags on tall PVC pipes arrayed around the tops of the panels of the utility bed of his truck. These poles were five feet tall, flying flags two or three feet long. The man had parked the truck at the edge of the lot to advertise his pro-trump organization's HQ in the strip mall, and was struggling to adjust the pipes, which, being too tall, were tilting from wind shear. I sat in my car watching him for a bit. I wanted to get out and tell him he was a dumbass about physics and a perfect example of the cluelessness of his kind. He was so pathetic. Pathetic. I will never forget the sight of it. The futility.

[@Choujifangirl]

@@PaperRaines I don’t blame him

[@katielively9107]

Where was this “solid, law-abiding Americans” energy when black people were peacefully protesting police brutality???

[@Toniboi]

Those gosh darn liberals amirite

[@doomer8348]

You misspelled rioting.

[@Tencreed]

My sweet sweet summer child. By law-abiding, they mean White.

[@pokemanda]

Weird how every BLM protest I went to was peaceful, full of music, and zero chants to kill someone.

[@31minutesago]

Where was the peaceful protesting?

[@thisistheaccountname]

Twelve more hours of Trump. We're almost free of him. Let Freedom Ring!

[@Levi-rc8kh]

INDEED. 😁

[@utpalchandra4525]

Yesss

[@reidbrown8534]

Oh thank f****** God

[@SanDeeBabii]

Cheers to that 🍻 If I never see him again it will be too soon.

[@sonyablocker9905]

HALLELUJAH

[@wiscogirl81]

Lindsey Graham swings back and forth more than a screen door in a hurricane... #missmewiththatbullshit

[@helenamirian908]

"Cracker Barrel mascot" 🤣 -Creepy Androgynous Blogger

[@amrei1692]

I love this hashtag

[@wiscogirl81]

@@amrei1692 Indeed!

[@erikavery8083]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akashesklay4695]

Hi ohhhhhhh! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@JoanRudith]

Imagine filming yourself committing a crime while saying "there's got to be something here we can use against them!" 😂

[@allyoop3830]

I missed Trevors commentary. I really appreciate his perspective

[@namukolosiyumbwa3323]

Same here.

[@bonniebennett8102]

You don't think he went in hard enough? I was expecting more for some reason. I feel let down.

[@soniaap2660]

He disappeared for weeks after new year, I was panicking :)

[@gloriabaquera5434]

"Doing the right thing too late." Hit the nail on the head

[@Khronogi]

And expecting to be treated like they were doing the right thing all along.

[@suellenkelly8607]

Theses people deserve no praise for doing the right thing, because the next trump that comes along they will follow him,they make me sick.

[@ridinrancher9443]

This is like a guy a gun shop saying he going to buy a gun to kill someone and they wait til after people are dead to take his gun away and arrest him. Then want praise for catching the criminal when it could have been prevented.

[@Herowebcomics]

Too late to be seen as heroes, but doing things too late is better then not doing things at all!

[@lastlotus5064]

Spotify blocked him because he can release podcasts on there.

[@somebodyauntii8412]

😯Stooooppp iiiiittt 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣Ha!

[@0dyss3us51]

No because his mixtape was gonna be too fire rofl

[@buhkangliwayway]

They should block Meghan markle too

[@dustincrawford7775]

@@buhkangliwayway why what'd she do?

[@danielmorris6804]

@@dustincrawford7775 she's a black woman

[@mmerriman4995]

Thank you, Trevor, for your outrage & your intellect. And thank you for always offering truthful reality as a significant ground for us through the shit-storm. We know you will continue to bring important light as we work to clean-up the exposed rot of our systems. Thank you from Vermont.

[@Leonaza7]

Damn all these terrorists getting caught are now learning why their klancestors wore capes.

[@Froggy77100]

I thought the kkkult was proudly aware already...

[@ninapadilla-hurst3508]

Klancestors...😂😂

[@musicmaker1311]

“Klancestors?!?” I HOLLERED✌🏾🤣🤣🤣😩🙌🏾💀💀💀

[@nme.00104]

klancestors, 😭😭😄😅😂🤣💀💀

[@lostpony4885]

Youd think theyd be all over excuses to wear face coverings without suspicion.

[@elsabean6791]

This segment should be titled, “Miss me with that bullsh*t!”

[@justinokraski3796]

seems like a disingenuous corporate script to me

[@adamjaygun2362]

@Jen_Jen B Thank you Ma'am!

[@Marcin-pr2sz]

Yeah, pushing that one hard. I for one dont like ppl trying to start/push trends.

[@NikkLiberos]

Not knowing literary devices should not be considered an argument for critiquing what Trevor did here. What do they teach in school this side of the pond? literarydevices.net/rhetoric/#:~:text=Anaphora%20is%20a%20device%20where,to%20achieve%20a%20rhetorical%20effect.

[@leilatoure1466]

@@Marcin-pr2sz that phrase has longed exsited, my grandma used to say allll the time, ppl should be free to use whatever phrase, word they want without ultimatly having to start or push a 'trend'; ( it's like using the word 'toxic' which has always existed in the english vocabulary but became a kind of 'trend' bc of twitter and stupid series and movies, but it is obvi not the case here so....)

[@duckyducky8912]

He’s back I’m waiting for this almost a month for this😭😭😭

[@5995Jiol]

Dude, this is better than the news

[@joshuajoe1419]

Why did this come out so late?

[@TheRealMr.Castillo]

me tooo!

[@PuppiesRcute]

@@joshuajoe1419 I think cause he is hosting the grammy's

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

When I was a little kid, I thought horseradish was made from real horses

[@kerrywisner6589]

Thank you Trevor for bringing some sanity and laughter to this crazy world.

[@fio1153]

The way he said “I do declare, SELFIE” had me dying laughing 🤣

[@EpicGamer1.]

"Miss me with that bull$hit" -Trevor Noah 2021.

[@l.daniels]

That’s not a new Slogan. We been saying that. Remember Trevor half black.

[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

Honk

[@marshabeamon1695]

Actually Trevor isn't the originator of this slogan this goes back many, many years...it's a Black Thing but I Love Trevor for exposing it, he just substituted the word "The" for "That", lol!!

[@clairesucks]

Exactly. He called Lady G a motherfucker

[@patrickstar4537]

@@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г wtf

[@MissCullen19]

I wasn’t too sure if this was a new clip, actually checked out Trevors Afro length before clicking

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣 right. I couldn’t find the new episode on Comedy Central

[@SweetLilWren]

Same! 😅

[@jayk886]

I'm glad to know I'm not alone in letting his fro length & style determine if it's new 🤗🤗🤣

[@Enyavar1]

yes, it os a new one! We missed you Trevor!

[@Sm0khey]

His hairline is on POINT tho.

[@ImpressProductions]

This deserves its own Emmy: Best Episode in the “So Over this Bullshit” category

[@incubatorthatboy3134]

Yeah. The way Fox News called them "fustrated Americans, who are tired of the media not serving them" after they killed 2 cops, yet Fox spent all of 2020 hating on BLM and Liberals. FOH

[@pmwiky]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." ~ George Carlin

[@Ian_Christensen]

The loud few... luckily

[@I_Think_You_Should_Leave]

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks

[@nani4usa]

ni99a, this is getting old...

[@doublenickelbob]

Yeah go stupid democrats and liberals

[@pmwiky]

@@nani4usa whatever Al' KraKKer!

[@charityelaine448]

"I kindly request that I be missed"... Trevor is fed up lol

[@dav__made]

I just love how Republicans say we need to come together while they have been provoking their base for the last year. That is rich

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Its like Lion King when Scar kept boasting about the hyenas being allies and then Simba beats Scar in combat and Scar was like oh wait its not my fault the hyenas made me kill Mufasa! 😱

[@Vagajammer]

There can't be "healing" until the disease is purged from the system Remove the enablers and supporters from Congress and show that This Will Not Be Allowed

[@DevilJin01]

Trump blamed everything on the democrats and liberal MSM for 4 years and they want unity? Fuck outta here

[@jws1948ja]

They should all go to jail including trump.

[@janicebland7964]

Just like Tupac said “love to scream peace after they start some shit”.

[@danidaisy9345]

God I miss Tupac!!!

[@DustonDiekmann]

Tupac is a bad role modal

[@janicebland7964]

@@DustonDiekmann it’s role model not modal and who said he was a role model or wanted to be. I quoted lyrics from one of his songs and you go troll.

[@kyngdavid3648]

*I miss him too....Pac was a real one 4Sho🙏🏾*

[@pamelaibarra790]

@@DustonDiekmann better "role modal" than trump

[@rolandomota6485]

I miss John Stewart but mannn Trevor is a beast ... John picked the perfect guy...

[@elineblind348]

Agreed

[@MarvelGeekify]

"Miss me with that BS" has basically been the theme of the last four years, and will continue to be the theme many many years to come

[@kylestubbs8867]

A wise man once said "The revolution will not be televised." This might explain why.

[@piowio4110]

Stokely Carmichael...a black revolutionary said that.

[@LeCharles07]

I'm not really sure I understand what you mean. I think most people that quote that line never actually bothered to listen to the poem. :/

[@glendaclark1799]

So glad Jordan was there. Glad he and the crew are safe.

[@bossgandy]

I can't get that image out of my head "While Trump was screwing America, Mike Pence was gently guiding his hips from behind", Thanks a lot Trevor!!!

[@covertLLC]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@Minesofmoria__]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chengkuoklee5734]

Somebody got to make a "fan art" for that piece! Brilliant!

[@Washingtub-senpai]

So in a nutshell, Donnal Trump is Mike Pence's b......

[@azoth6641]

Mother will definitey not like it. And gee thanks for the mental image. Now if you excuse me, I think I'll need to see an online psychiatrist.

[@alsanchez5038]

30 years ago many Germans had the dream to live in the US. This rate has dropped to almost 0. It is so sad watching the decay of a powerful nation.

[@audellaroque4730]

@Eminem do you struggle with reading or something

[@awhahoo]

@@audellaroque4730 “Guess whos back, back again I cant read i cant read i cant read i cant read” I have remastered the famous eminem song

[@ellaella9306]

Man, I was starting to think I was the only one who was recognising the hypocrisy. Dear Trevor, I am a 1984 South African born woman living in the United States, I feel your pain and observe the hypocrisy you see, but dagon it I wish I could articulate it with your perfection = #PRICELESS!!!

[@justineharper3346]

"Miss me with that Bullshit" Couldn't have said it better

[@bonniebennett8102]

Yeah. It seems Trevor likes taking phrases from the black community but failed to highlight the STARK difference of the treatment of those treasonous domestic terrorists at the Capitol to the BLACK LIVES MATTER movement that happened this summer.

[@somemoresomewhere1262]

@@bonniebennett8102 it's coming. He says a little about it at 4:45

[@mavoc3094]

I would have phrased it in a way that didn't require searching urban dictionary to understand it.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2548]

გონიო

[@zacklange5427]

“While we’re here we might as well set up a government” 😂😂😂

[@lawrencetheexplorence4049]

Pure clowns

[@soeifong]

That government would implode in no time.

[@jubilantsleep]

That’s what the founding fathers said too

[@yogawithjengentleyoga3614]

It sounded like Bevis and Butthead!

[@mekosmotivationalmessages]

One guy said “While we’re here we might as well set up a government”😂😂😂

[@nate8930]

"Hey guys let's vote on something!"

[@FallenRingbearer]

@@nate8930 I swear I could hear the "hurr durr" in their minds.

[@Herrera_70]

ikr?? wtf 😂😂

[@TheNefastor]

They can't even spell government.

[@laurel1865]

It’s scary

[@dreezyeazzytvlivetruzikfro5013]

“PLEASE MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT

[@Photographyalex]

Slavery was a “free” market and we fought a literal war against that market.

[@gyozakeynsianism]

The defenders of slavery described the actual free market - the labor market of the North - in terms that anticipated Marx.

[@mikevega2023]

Well you can't say all men are created equal and enslave a race and treat them like an object

[@falconeshield]

People aren't cargo mate - a funking pirate

[@falconeshield]

@@mikevega2023 You can't say the right to vote for all yet not let women vote Shit happens

[@MarkSiefert]

How many democratically elected leaders and governments were assassinated or overthrown by the U.S. in the name of defending capitalism

[@LittleVboh]

imagine this mob was black, yellow or really any color other than white... those rioters would have been killed without a second thought.

[@TheRobert3000]

Yeah they would. Look what happens at black lives matter peaceful protests.

[@aeroripper]

Police are far more likely to use force on left wing protests, even peaceful ones.

[@AthenaGate]

No they wouldn't, maybe tear gas but not bullets.

[@puellamservumaddominum6180]

@@AthenaGate I agree police wouldn't have shot real bullets unless got far worse or crowd actually got hands on Congress . Though would of been far more rough if BLM . Rubber bullets and clubbings, attempts to run over people with police cars.

[@fisherking7798]

It would've made Sharpeville look like a stroll in the park

[@remytembe4249]

"Trump is the COVID of politics " Wow! Could not be said any better

[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

Vivi

[@50Nzinga]

I love Trevor Noah. "Miss me with that bullshit."

[@Blu-Requiem]

Who else was refreshing every day to see when they would cover this?

[@linadecrava895]

I thought Trevor won't cover this. Ive been check out his channel many times after 6th january to see if he make special commentary about the insurection. And now there it is.

[@bellagab3]

@@linadecrava895 Right!! Wth I was like how can he just not address anything I love Trevor's commentary

[@linadecrava895]

@@bellagab3 yup, i think it's kind a weird if he didn't make one. I watch many late night show hosts such Kimmel, Colbert, Fallon, Corden etc and see how serious they talking about it.

[@bellagab3]

@@linadecrava895 I was surviving off Colbert lol

[@shaunnatrawick3480]

@@bellagab3 me too...I'm SO HAPPY NOW😁

[@JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking]

"Donald Trump is the Covid of politics" - Rarely has a metaphor been so apt.

[@grantmarcus5675]

Trumpvid 2024! ----(NO Thanks).

[@shellymorgan5200]

TRUMP = COVID-20

[@johnp1277]

He didn't believe in the threat of Covid...because HE was the threat ( * by downplaying it until it became a 100 times worse )

[@lindiwehlatshwayo8105]

@@johnp1277 I think the death rates% (well comparing South Africa & America) are the same really in relation to the population of the countries. So far I don't believe anybody could have handled it better.

[@TheDemeureguy]

@@lindiwehlatshwayo8105 what? you don't think anyone could have handled it better? He could have encouraged people to follow public health protocols. He could have assembled a proper task force. He could have encouraged a proper stimulus for people out of work early on. These are basic things he didn't do.

[@AmericanHoney88881]

"How are you going to start a fight and then tell everyone else to calm down?" Yeah, Repubs, you can miss me w/ that bull s***!

[@karl7571]

Trevor, best show in a long time. You exactly said what needed saying! Thank you.

[@SUPER_WOLFMOON]

"mutated strains" Brilliant description of the Trump children!

[@Merumya]

Differences to a historic event ive been taught about in school: - they werent as well organized - it was to stay in power rather than to rise to power - the leader was not from austria

[@sylveradercyl7283]

At least he never got rejected from an art school

[@TheCnstgrad]

The Austrian was a noted orator as well. Ours impersonated (or not) a stroke victim.

[@saragolightly]

@@TheCnstgrad "Yosemites"

[@EinWenigRebellion]

Hitler actually failed at his insurrection and got imprisoned. Only after that his real rise to power began, because his punishment was not enough

[@sylveradercyl7283]

@Samuel Jenkins a painting of an orange sodomizing XDD, LMAO

[@asherujudo7383]

That guy wearing his ID takes the cake for self snitching.

[@corwilliams3098]

he didn't look like the brightest light, even in that crowd

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

Don't forget that many of them actually identified themselves to news crews asking where they were from.

[@lorenrenee1]

Trevor you’re spot on, thanks for carrying us through that nightmare.

[@XtycheX]

“Dropped the bar for presidential behavior.” I have been saying this since he ran. That it dropped the bar for seriously considerable presidential candidates.

[@veritasteliberum155]

... And this has always been the problem of the left since 2016. Who the hell does he think he is running for President?

[@XtycheX]

@@veritasteliberum155 😂🤣😂🤣😂Do you need me to provide examples of the right saying the same exact things about presidential candidates they dislike, for you to see your blatant hypocrisy?

[@chengkuoklee5734]

@@veritasteliberum155 you mean the umbrella, tan suit, helmet, selfie stick, etc?

[@Nicm7767]

He dropped the bar so low, it’s in Tartarus.

[@Endubis]

@@XtycheX I think he meant to take these idiot earnest. Trump has only won 2016, because nobody thought he will win.

[@michelle13272]

I have been waiting for this...

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire👍

[@jeffreymunoz4498]

"Miss me with that BS" love you Trevor!!!

[@TRANSCENDANT_LOVE]

"Miss me with that bullshit" EXACTLY this Trevor...

[@Sethtipus]

it's kinda funny that the trash goes out tomorrow here in my town. coincidence, yes. still great.

[@1biggaford]

He said a mob of everybody’s aunts and uncles 😭😭😭

[@duongho9909]

As an uncle. Did I miss the memo to riot the Capitol?

[@memeaw76]

Right

[@ladyzinada5341]

He forgot to say Grandma's and Grandpa's. 🤣

[@nikanikaniii2879]

Well, older millennial's uncles and aunts can be well older than 60 years

[@karyannfontaine8757]

I doubt it. Most of us have decent relatives.

[@bamse1618]

Republicans and Fox "news" should be held accountable for their lies.

[@Nomimonyo]

I agree, propaganda is very dangerous.

[@hpseaton68]

👍👍👍👍

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2548]

უგონო

[@joseenriquemercadomercado8939]

I am embarrassed by these hypocrite republicans.

[@theMLBfan]

New drinking game: drink everytime he says "miss me with that bullshit".

[@LindaC616]

Lol, I just posted that above!

[@TJfromEarth]

so...... drink twice? cool game.

[@tonyabrookes9931]

@@TJfromEarth dude, he said it 4 times at least

[@jameswillard1]

@@TJfromEarth can’t count very well can you

[@Lilly_pad2020]

I'm already drunk

[@KaigaKarasuma]

"Miss me with that bullshit." is making a comeback in a big way and I, for one will be part of that hype train.

[@deprimentium9892]

Count me in too

[@valeriegjones]

It never left.

[@djjuarez5679]

Yep! Miss me with that bullsh*%!

[@smorin1487]

I honestly can't stand it, but I'm 33 so I'm basically a boomer I guess

[@KaigaKarasuma]

@@smorin1487 boomers were born between 1981 and 1996 so you're a millenial just like me. Before us was Generation X (1965 to 1980) and before that was the Boomers (1948 to 1964). Fun fact; the Baby Boomers were originally called the "Me Generation". Hmmm. I wonder why.

[@ShayMa]

oh how I've missed trevor calling people on their bullshit

[@bonniebennett8102]

Surprisingly, for some odd reason Trevor seemed to go very easy on the treasonous domestic terrorists.

[@zadarxyirwasaw2487]

Someone needs to call him out for his own

[@dryb3301]

@@zadarxyirwasaw2487 what?

[@zadarxyirwasaw2487]

@@dryb3301 He is a hypocrite. He says that the violence in the BLM protests doesn't stand for the movement just because a few people were bad. But he lumps up a few hundred people stormed the Capitol with 74 million trump supporters.

[@dryb3301]

@@zadarxyirwasaw2487 by trump's orders. And he didn't blame all trump supporters. He ridiculed the ones who stormed the capitol and blamed the senators, Fox news and other social media for glorifying and enabling him for 4 years and acting too late after everything went to shit and he lost. Watch it again.

[@moize-24]

Trevoooor! OMG finally! where have you been? I missed you! Thank you so much for making sense of this! You are so precious! Blessyou!

[@grandpadavid45]

Still can't get over people live streaming themselves commiting 10-20 year federal felonies. No pardons for them either.

[@bobate6030]

They won't get punish. I will believe it when i see it

[@meganhyatt2827]

When u support a man like Trump, I expect anything from u

[@johnmshaw49]

Idiots assemble

[@collarmole1819]

"If it involves any bullshit, I kindly request that I be missed." I love Trevor Noah.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

Thick

[@bizness-as-usual-58]

Trevor: "Miss me with that bullsh*t!" _I am a Trevor Noah fan and I approve this message._ 😂😂😂

[@Seldomane]

Does anyone else notice how Lindsey Graham looks up above the camera like he's reading every word? What a lemming.

[@youreoffline4934]

"When Trump was screwing America for the last four years, Mike pence was gently guiding the hips from behind" Man this dude Trevor needs a medal for the best metaphor Gosh thanks for the likes!!

[@reneXtonedeaf]

I choked when he said that LMFAOOO 😭💀

[@jcjccmz]

It was so spot on and disturbing at the same time (for so many reasons), lol

[@RockerfellerRothchild1776]

@@reneXtonedeaf I'm sorry who murdered an 8 yr old black girl? I forget...remind me. Who murdered 30 black people in month and burned down the businesses of immigrants?

[@ojayojay4015]

Not really a metaphor now huh

[@RockerfellerRothchild1776]

Odd how the media who you all worship had no problem with Trump until he ran. In fact how come none of you had a problem with Trump until he ran. How odd that such a huge racist was allowed to build a big ass tower in the middle of NYC. Very odd.

[@EdaugEthanbYT]

I wish this was longer but I’m glad he’s back Edit: So glad Biden is now our President

[@lostpony4885]

You got to wait about 6 minutes more.

[@Dori90210]

Trevor in 2020: takes a month hiatus Trever in 2021: miss me with that bullsh*t! We should all take a month off

[@noguruespanol]

I hv taken almost a year off🤣🤣🤣

[@stephanielogan9161]

I love you, Trevor. Your honest and insight make the world a better place. Keep up the good work.