What the Hell Happened This Week? Week of 11/14/2022

[@thecurator2626]

Most eligible bachelor ever. Why is Trevor not named the world’s sexiest man alive? Brilliant and handsome?

[@nicolaablett7790]

and not white arrogant sexist chavuinist

[@joannbowden6220]

One of the mysteries of life, my friend! 🤷🤷

[@louiseerbslisbjerg7854]

It'll be like Hemsworth and Evans, only Obama and Trevor; "I've been saying it for years, I'm past my prime" 😁

[@orangeflamingo2433]

Don't forget funny too. Hard to find all that in one.

[@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth]

Hopefully you're a woman 😞😕

[@ruthiecastro9519]

Thank you for making us laugh and heal ... gonna miss you!

[@lacedwithmar]

WYM WHERE HE GOING ????

[@JudyFayLondon]

Yeah, he's amazing.

[@dexx222]

@@lacedwithmarleaving the daily show :( made me sad too bro bro

[@djtriggamth]

😂 joe Biden impression

[@fynkozari9271]

So where is he going? I'll watch his jokes anywhere he goes. Like Conan O'brien also retired he made a gaming video.

[@melissabrooke1146]

Trevor, you are a national treasure!! Thanks for the laughter 😀❤️

[@sherrylee6211]

I realize that Trevor is s world- wide and worldly treasure. I hate to see him leave Daily Show but know we must share, and we will hear from him. I am certain he will use the Internet well.

[@melissabrooke1146]

@@sherrylee6211 Yes, I’m reassured that he’ll be around otherwise… 😀

[@TheOJDrinker]

They should make a law that says you can't run for election until you concede your previous loss.

[@Fredrikwikberg]

its sad that law is needed

[@roberthypes6149]

They have a law that says mentally unstable people can not run for president. And look we just got rid of Crump who is the most mentally unstable person on the face of this planet

[@annettepiff4583]

Sounds like a great idea!

[@bybydden4315]

Also,live competency tests would be helpful not to repeat this stairmaster disaster we call The big guy.What a sham.

[@nadyanathania3847]

why is drumf running again for another term when it's only allowed 2 and it totally won the last one?

[@lastjob2011]

Imagine if Bezos gave $100M to California to house and feed the homeless.

[@kathleenmartin7498]

Hopefully Dolly will do well with the $$, but I agree, CA or any other state could've used that $$ to build housing for homeless folks!

[@FarginhoodMcBastage]

Right? Think about how many entire families life trajectory could be changed by a portion of that much money. His best idea is to give a ridiculous amount of money to rich people. A very republican move...

[@HiThereImVinnyVega]

Exactly.

[@ananousous]

Imagine if the state just didn't confiscate the tiny homes an LA musician had made for people several years ago.

[@barbarastrayhorn4667]

Right.

[@patriciatayloreubanks1232]

We Don’t Need A Walker, We Need A Runner. One who is intelligent, and willing to learn and know politics. One who will fight for the people not for one man.

[@juliemeyer3093]

Barack Obama said he's a football player or if he seen him in the airport he wouldn't say hey Herschel you want to fly the plane. No we wouldn't ask him to do something like that be responsible for others lives he hasn't even shown responsibility in his own lives

[@beardzgorski8397]

funny

[@symptomoftheuniverse4149]

Excuse me, do not use someone’s words without giving credit! Pastor Bryant, is his name.

[@juliemeyer3093]

@@symptomoftheuniverse4149 can you read

[@juliemeyer3093]

@@symptomoftheuniverse4149 karen

[@fxrjoe4894]

I cannot agree with you more!! What happened to you reap what you sew? If I did one one of the illegal things he did I would be in prison a long time ago. Let alone treason!

[@jordan_gentry]

Alright Noah, serious now. I think I speak for everyone that we can let you go a season doing your own thing. But... We're gonna need ya back.

[@KittieChamille]

Seriously‼️

[@glenn6583]

Yes Noah, we really do need you!

[@rustyreturns9754]

Trevor, I bet you never knew when you moved to America that our strange politics would be such fodder for humor. Sooo glad you’ve landed on the side of democracy! Will miss you. Wish you well in every future venture!

[@christeldickens351]

No matter how sad the news is , Trevor puts a spin on it that makes me laugh

[@roguewolf7053]

Something everyone seems to forget is that President Biden has had a stutter issue with his speech his entire life. Such speech issues tend to get worse with: age, strong emotion, exhaustion, etc. So in official interviews where the interviewer going off script or at press briefing & the President takes bit to answer it’s likely due to the fact he is formulating & repeating his response mentally to decrease the odds of him stuttering when speaking it. This is common among people & especially males who stutter…and used to often lead to teachers believing they were autistic…when they simply had a speech issue. Rambling about familiar topics, memories or stories they’ve told many times is also a coping method to buy a stutter time or to distract from questions about a topic they haven’t prepared & rehearsed a response to. This is likely also WHY many of President Biden’s public statements/responses seem “canned”…bc they are. Due to the fact that stuttering is viewed by many Americans & especially several other countries to mean that person is less intelligent(not true at all!)or at the very least that if someone stutters it much be bc they’re nervous(also not always true!) the President tries to minimize how much it shows. Even though he has been open about having a stutter. So I think a lot…NOT all…of the comments about the way President Biden speaks is unfair & doesn’t take into account his proven speech issues. However he DOES tend to often ramble & get distracted from topics. But how much, if any, of that is legit vs how much is intentional is unknown. BC nearly everyone who does or has worked closely with him describes him as very sharp. I truly hate the nickname(aka insult)of “slow joe” many in the media has given him due to the way he speaks. But slower speech cadence is normal in those with a stutter. So basically they are making fun of someone with a handicap…yet no one is upset about it. Why?? - I realize Trevor is just joking. I’m referring to other serious news channels.

[@dmp1962]

Dude, he is obviously senile, its not the stutter.

[@nicolaablett7790]

INDEED be kind and reasonable

[@christopherdahle9985]

@@dmp1962 It takes a high degree of mental acuity to compensate for a stutter. It takes awareness of the words and phrases that cause the voice to catch, and it takes the ability to think far ahead about where a train of thought is headed in order to avoid those problematic words and phrases. Far from indicating senility, the alacrity with which Mr. Biden navigates his stutter is indicative of an impressive intellect.

[@roguewolf7053]

@@christopherdahle9985 Exactly!

[@saverdemocracy8793]

EFT Emotional Freedom Technique has been known to help with stuttering.

[@nancychandler3673]

The House majority will be toddlers in the Romper Room with no adult supervision. 😅

[@carriehesketh3555]

We should give them (Republican hose members) something really long and really involved and confusing and tell them they all have to read it and write a 20 page report on it. Each. Personally. No aids or assistance to help. That would take them 2 years and keep them busy until 2024, then we could take the house back. I suggest Trumps taxes 😂

[@anweshadash4327]

Gonna miss Trevor so much

[@KC_OnTheTrackLike]

What do you mean? Is this a threat?

[@ThePurrplePuff]

@@KC_OnTheTrackLike He's leaving the show. I forget exactly when, but yeah, he's moving on to other projects.

[@KC_OnTheTrackLike]

@@ThePurrplePuff dang how unfortunate

[@ThePurrplePuff]

@@KC_OnTheTrackLike I know, right? He helped get me through the quarantine, and I know I'm not the only one. He became a lot more than just "funny man with 1,000 hoodies takes shots at Trump".

[@KC_OnTheTrackLike]

@@ThePurrplePuff I hope he moves on to bigger and better things

[@freedomofspeech4u]

Great news would be when I wake up to know Trump got thrown in prison for his crimes.

[@theresalennon9940]

💯💯💯

[@dmp1962]

With Hillary, Obama and the rest of the war criminals in our government?

[@kevinhoffman6592]

Be nice 45 n plotters of insurrection face justice no pardon no parole . tired of Don the con walking n talking around when he should have been locked up already

[@richardjenkins9138]

Amen

[@SevenHunnid]

On my KZbin channel i do food reviews while I’m high af 😮

[@TrainerAQ]

The Georgia runoff is still important, because there are things the Senate votes on that require 60% of the vote. Having one more Democrat in the Senate can make all the difference

[@bybydden4315]

You are surprisingly correct.Lets go Brandon.Nancy Ba by

[@barbarachandler4430]

I thought the same with Trump, “I’m curious as to how he’d do as president.” I didn’t vote for him, never would. Years ago he was on Oprah, The Art Of The Deal came out. I thought he was a pretty smart guy, I was impressed. I told my mother about him, “I’d vote for him.” My mother now has dementia, one thing she will never forget, back in the ‘80s I said I’d vote for him.

[@catherinegearhart2102]

🤣Don’t you HATE that?

[@TheBowen747]

trump emded ukrain and russia war when obama started it, then trump bombed ices ,started the much needed border wall, then we had four years of world peace, we had american power and oil, he brought back jobs that left over obama;s polocies, , trump left the concord, trump made us the most powerful country in the world and he did it with peace.. so what did i miss about trump that makes democrats not like him??

[@bybydden4315]

She was probablty thinkng,finally the girl got some sense.She new Trump was Americas President.joes wallet has always been full of other peoples money. And now his head is full of somebody elses thoughts and plans.He is the STAIRMASTER DISASTER..Cant wait till his whole smell of his stain on America has passed probably take generations.History will know him to be as corrupt as he is incompe

[@bobbylon1982]

my grandfather died of Alzheimer's, toward the end he didn't recognize anyone or even know where he was or had been. cherish the memories she still has, bless ya'll.

[@glenn6583]

We reap what we sow. Sorry about your Mother.

[@jerryconner5959]

In New Mexico if you have criminal court cases you can’t run for office, how is 45 able to run for president???

[@agentstepp]

He hasn’t been convicted, plus he has money so he doesn’t have to worry about laws.

[@catherinegearhart2102]

The Constitution does not prevent a criminal from running for or becoming POTUS, a massive oversight on behalf of the Founding Fathers.

[@missgorgeous68]

Beats me.

[@rathersane]

Well, that should at least keep him off the ballot in New Mexico…

[@lauriewebb1171]

Because Mitch wants to see if they need trump to do some illegal things to ensure their abolishing of abortion.

[@novakaizr]

I think the best thing that can happen in 2024 is Trump losing the primary and refusing to admit it, because then his supporter probably won't vote for the actual nominee

[@vsedai]

YUP!

[@novakaizr]

@@lonniefloyd7046 I honestly think his chances of winning are lower than 2020. When he won in 2016 a lot of people voted against Hillary, but no democrat is currently even close to the dislike people have for Trump. The fact he has been screaming about the stolen election will also work against him. After all, why stand in line to vote if your vote won't matter anyway

[@vsedai]

@@lonniefloyd7046 King is the right word!

[@towanda2947]

You sly one you !😎✌️

[@ALA87]

Right on point.

[@andreakaradeniz1350]

First! He is just great with explaining most complex matters. And with impersonating people.

[@theresalennon9940]

Yes

[@joinoelle2073]

Please note Trevor is an intelligent, talented and funny comedian. Please know that it absolutely matters that GA has an intelligent, knowledgeable and effective Senator representing their interests for the next 6 years. All jokes aside, it matters! Please, please, please GA vote blue 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙 we can find other things for comedic source material.

[@cupaghana2874]

Thanks for always putting smiles up. You appreciated

[@mthobisibhengu9642]

🤣 this is what I call a well done show👍

[@snowguy2006]

Dude that image of canada invading while saying sorry could be a whole movie!

[@eileengarcia7923]

just making my day Trevor....thanks for making me smile...

[@mlggamer5296]

The way Trevor described the UN counting the world population as if it was like subscriber counter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@viannanolen-peters1392]

Trevor is hilarious! Gosh I am going to miss him when he leaves the Daily Show.

[@brookedraper9296]

At least Dolly Parton will donate all that money. I bet Jeff has no idea how or where to donate, but Dolly is a pro

[@symptomoftheuniverse4149]

We need Warnock to win in Georgia, to negate Manchin.

[@vivianclaiborne7653]

@Symptoms......... He Will....11/28/2022🥰

[@Limewire1984]

MAGAGA. Finally, something Trump can pronounce easily.

[@hilpei3675]

We need Raphael Warnock to maintain sanity. For heaven's sake!!!!

[@RobinHood-ot7xt]

This guy is great!!!! I just watched 3 of his videos and oh yeah now I'm a new subscriber.

[@CaptPeon]

Maybe we can just tell Herschel that he won and is now king of Georgia. We could give him another badge 🤔

[@rustyreturns9754]

FUNNY!! He might be dumb enough to believe it

[@pilargonzalez8442]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kellygoodman4773]

Great idea!!

[@nilucheh]

People throw eggs and they are banned from carrying eggs and Iranians say woman life freedom and they are banned from living 😐

[@dnkyhntr]

✌️

[@akiluboss9449]

Shut up ffs

[@somebodysomething3451]

Depicts how civilized some are and are not..

[@Jason-hg1pc]

People write texts, some of whom are banned if their texts carry a threatening tone, and Iranian gynocide is an affair for the United Nations' decision, no matter how much you want to guilt-trip individual US citizens about a lack of response. Why don't you ship yourself over there and throw frozen eggs? If you can pitch them over 18 mph., and hit the temple, they're lethal. Two birds..!., ,.!..one stone

[@Jenahh-aye]

🤣👏👏👏💗 Idk how but it's like Trevor just gets funnier . You think he's hit the apex of humor,but then he levels up again.

[@animusgains6935]

Trevor's just getting started 😉

[@kevns2148]

Gotta bring Jon Stewart back. Right? Hate to see Trevor leave but knowing Jon was coming back would definitely soften the blow.

[@ldawg7117]

Was saying the exact same thing to my friend the other day. 100% agree. Would absolutely love that

[@starcar23]

It's over, we have known the apogee of our time. The corrupt government will overthrow this country like Rome did. My condolences to anyone approaching retirement, you may be wondering if your retirement capital is sufficient to meet the rising cost of living. Bad energy policy, bad foreign policy, bad regulatory policy and insane tax policy

[@tywbin]

I can't zero in on the long run when I ought to be resigning in 3years, you see I have great organizations in my portfolio and a decent sum contributed, however my benefit has been slowing down, does it mean this downturn/temperamental market gives no reasonable courses of action valuable chances to create gain?

[@louizb123]

Impressive, i’ll most definitely check her out. I buy the idea of employing the services of a Financial Advisor because finding that balance between saving and living requires counsel. These are crazy times we all need help .

[@Qallash]

Always hilarious spin with a detailed news 😂👏👏

[@fernandowhitaker735]

when john stepped down and trevor came into his place I was like "ok"... now that trevor's gone and john's back, I'm like... "why"........ please trevor host this once or twice

[@quirkyquips9915]

36:58 Doesn't that figure look familiar? The body shape? The way he stands as tho lifts in his shoes to make himself look taller? Space Force? What a better place to send him than prison! Views of earth. Alone.

[@manuelaorchid7129]

you are so brilliant in imitating voices..looove it ❣️

[@edwincortez7540]

Best comedian 🙌👏🏼👏🏼

[@annbjorn]

Thank you. Great show

[@enochmensah2179]

The part that Trevor talked about foreplay played a popular character. If you're thinking of what I'm thinking ,then yes. Stewie😂

[@Clubbiltmogol]

Now I want to see a 90 yr old Tom Brady coming out the huddle 🤣🤣

[@thakurcolin]

Yep, it's charity to give $100 m to a charity run by my favourite singer. But charity begins at home? He laid off 12000 Amazon workers this week. I think he should help the people that define him...

[@cb4664]

“ no you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…..😂😂😂😂

[@bettertoaster]

FTX was a centralized exchange. Everyone said for years NOT TO HOLD YOUR FUNDS IN A CENTRALIZED EXCHANGE! Centralized exchanges are exactly what you shouldn’t use when holding crypto.

[@blackmagician7645]

Someone should point out a film to Hershel Walker. Called- Werewolves Within. It has Malina Vayntrub in it. The AT&T girl (Lily).😁

[@JupiterPlanet333]

No one should be a CEO before the age of 40. Until you hit 40 most of the time no one has enough life experiences.

[@ictype4u]

Truth and some after 40 these days

[@suewhite8223]

Maybe the framers of the Constitution and Bill of Rights were onto something 🤔.

[@bcascadascrane9831]

Thank you for pointing out the absurd reality of our times!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😚

[@ReginaJune]

In other areas call ahead. Your donations are sometimes accepted and then are immediately thrown away or taken home by staff because of food and safety laws and insurance liabilities. In other areas it’s against the law to distribute it directly to the homeless. You can make it magically appear at the picnic tables or pretend you’re a non profit organization (you could write off the transportation then)

[@sabina2475]

What mayor of New York City have to say? He wanted his paycheck in bit coins. Does he still want it in bit coins Thank you for pointing out that our elected officials don't work anymore. I have been calling them professional campaigners or serial campaigners.

[@suewhite8223]

And you've been absolutely correct.

[@coleywright1]

You are the funniest comedian ever....

[@dorothylanasa6074]

You are very funny! My Dad once said, "Laugh and the world laughs with you!" 8 billion people now? What is Baltimore's secret? Baltimore's population is about half of what this use to be.

[@dorothylanasa6074]

Only thing, I think you should "poopy", publicly.

[@Sk_irimi]

Am willing to leave with you trevor!

[@suewhite8223]

And eager. Just tell me when and where. ❤️

[@bisolaadebayo6631]

No!!!! We don't want to see what he would be like

[@patrickilunga665]

Love this guy He should stay!!!!

[@TrainerAQ]

Ticketmaster has done everyone wrong. They control the venues, sell overpriced tickets to fans, and barely give any of the commissions to the performers!

[@suewhite8223]

Down with Ticketmaster!!!!

[@bee2718]

i was hearing this with headphones in max sound.. & that long beep just destroyed my ears 😑

[@Maja-re4mq]

Brilliant 👍😂🤣😍🤩❤💖Hello from Poland

[@astanoel6903]

America is the greatest country in the world, because we have Trevor Noah! 👍❤️

[@animusgains6935]

Trevor Noah for president 2024!

[@Lionsgala]

You know Trevor instead of leaving comedy Central you should just do an on the road weekly ketchup basically they'd have to come to where you are wherever it is and do a weekly recap it doesn't even have to be about the news it can be about you what you're doing where you're going next you know One of the best parts about your show is you honestly I didn't watch the daily show before you.

[@mlggamer5296]

I'm so glad I can finally speak on this properly I actually now know of a cousin who worked as a packer at Amazon and literally met him at Christmas the other day and dude said "don't work for them do not!" He warned me as if I would have wanted to work there. But yeah he was able to tell me like the real business about what happening on the ground. He works in London Ontario and also Toronto

[@nightfox6738]

The fact that Herschel Walker got 48% of the vote is scary...

[@AlanWinterboy]

I'm not so sure. If you look at how corrupt Georgia's voting system is, and all the efforts the GOP has made to suppress the vote since they almost lost to Abrams in 2018, it's a surprise we won AT ALL, imo.

[@robertwilliams9935]

Earth is no where near crowded. Have you ever been to Iowa or Idaho?

[@davidzink6515]

That picture of trumpie the traitor reminds me of Walter from Jeff Dunham's show. Sorry Walter

[@eileenedmonson9485]

Brilliant episode!!!!💥💯

[@mlggamer5296]

Did you hear that one audience member say boo when he announced his candidacy? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy gets it

[@ehizuelenabhulimen8433]

I am proud of your balanced reporting. Going after both democrats and republicans. Keep it up, you are the better half of both races that comprise your genius

[@winstonsmith8565]

I will miss Trevor Noah's jokes about Republicans. I look forward to the next host's jokes about Republicans

[@lastjob2011]

I saw Trevor stand up concert in 2016. It was so great, I vowed to always go when he returns to my town. He was excellent.

[@goabparty9574]

Don’t worry. The same Jewish writers are still there to stoke the flames of division in the country.

[@ZafrasF]

Was Trump trying to make fun of Eric? PHD in subpoenas, lol.

[@ixchelssong]

I don't have a stutter, but I do often have a slow, measured speaking style (because I'm trying to be thoughtful and measured). So I've had comments and/or impatience about what must be wrong with me. Always fun.

[@paull3403]

Man.. I'm gonna miss Trevor :( Only gonna be able to catch stand up specials and stuff. :/ And yeah.. Divided House means another 2 years of no changes, no fixes, and lots of dead bills. Lovely. :/

[@annnee6818]

It's what the great American public want and therefore deserve hm?

[@paull3403]

@@annnee6818 You sure about that? I mean, do you really think either side of the fight want another 2 years of no body getting anything done unless they are willing to cheat?

[@Jin420]

"Charity" from rich folks = *HUGE TAX WRITE OFF* 💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@rumdog117]

While I'm voting for Warnock, I've been thinking for a few days that it would be humorous to see Walker actually speak on the Senate floor.

[@sbaker4920]

I dont support Walker, I wish there would be some attention to Warnock's domestic violence history. These women need support.

[@kathrynmceachern9503]

@@sbaker4920 you mean Walker's domestic violence record, yes? Not Warnock...

[@sbaker4920]

@@kathrynmceachern9503 There were charges made against both of them. Perhaps neither are trustworthy.

[@suewhite8223]

No. No. No. NOT humorous.

[@maureenlaneski2802]

Bezos just knows that Dolly knows how to use that money to help others. Very generous!

[@zoneofsilence]

Banned from carrying eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stop8388]

There’s a typo in the description! there’s no space between the 11:51 and “Kari” and thus the timestamp doesn’t work

[@CallmeA_B]

The last part talking about Walker as a movie reviewer had me rolling 🙌🤣👏

[@Gwen592-h3x]

Keyboard running mate🤣🤣🤣

[@john-brady]

If Walker IS elected it will be a massive win for late night T.V.

[@glenn6583]

Anybody will be able to write jokes maybe!

[@elizabethmendy4571]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh Trevor your show is wonderful and educative to people💕💕

[@suewhite8223]

I think you just invented a new word! Congratulations 👏 🎊.

[@buckiesmalls]

"Do you believe." "Blah blah blah other people." You will never have his base coward..

[@pilargonzalez8442]

I miss you already Trevor!!! 🤣🥰

[@georgiafain3747]

He gave Dolly 1oo million then laid off workers. Nice going

[@veratahserym1635]

Speaking of Twitter, we need to get #SpaceKaren trending.

[@BabyBoy_Milo]

The way trump said “stand up Eric” gave me the wooooorrrrrrst vibes dios imo

[@SorcererVtuber]

4:08 how dare you. Bernie would never argue with the grocery store employees. He’d argue with the management for not paying them a liveable wage

[@95lovi]

This guy is intresting! They have to go to the UK to find someone to do a style full and intellectual cover in the US.😂

[@sbaker4920]

He is from South Africa, not the UK.

[@95lovi]

@@sbaker4920 okay, didn’t know, accent sounded somewhat similar. 👍🏻

[@LORDCYNTHIAGUNDAN]

You are really the best, IDOL.

[@noemimaldo]

That photo op of EM with sink on hand that made me cringe not long ago, now it just makes smile. Even is the company survives and come back from almost dead. I will be still smiling. 😁 It makes that Trump official announcement a little more easy. 😉

[@tammygarrett9261]

You're the best !😊

[@aprilrossignol]

never been here this fast xD

[@nancygarrison6540]

So happy with this!!!!

[@dnkyhntr]

Biden met Winnie pooh? Amazing time we live in.....

[@catherinegearhart2102]

Yes. And Donald hangs out with John Kennedy, Jr.

[@dnkyhntr]

@@catherinegearhart2102 at least some rednecks think that..

[@blackmagician7645]

8 Billion people on Earth. It's sad that we have more money than people. And yet, more than half the population is living in poverty.

[@anac8048]

Did someone else track his eyes reading the prompter?

[@kevns2148]

He said trump went super saiyan strange 😂 🤣 😄

[@rohanlawrence]

"10 more U's"🤣🤣🤣😭🤭😭😭

[@mlggamer5296]

For some reason Tom Brady sounds like Joe Biden when he's old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿