Marine Corps Mondays - Marines Love Strippers

WARNING This story contains mature content!
Hey guys after getting reminded of this story by a few friends I decided to retell it because it represents what majority of marines do in their off time. We fight hard and party harder YUT. Don't forget to give it a Like/Fav
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[@jordanaug81]

As soon as I heard "I went to go take a piss"....

[@spartacon5267]

I'm mormon and I nearly pissed myself laughing when you said "he was a mormon", 'cause you're right a lot of us are way too uptight.

[@TheDflo]

dude so true. wish more us were chill

[@Braeden1211]

spartacon5267 Fucking mormans

[@ShaDOWDoG667]

So many Morman in the Marines. Quick question how come yall don't sweat like I see Mormans walking around or on bikes doing their Morman stuff it's like 100°F and no sweat. Why is that?

[@TheDflo]

lol bruh we aint aliens. Im sure if you get closer they be sweating.

[@ShaDOWDoG667]

SHOWSTOPPER557 I've checked no sweat. I think it's the lack of caffeine.

[@mbrady8946]

100% accurate. DO NOT join and expect to keep your girlfriend or wife. I will also vouch for seeing numerous examples of this while in the Corps. Yes, DDG, of course we want to hear your lines, bro!

[@mbrady8946]

I've seen both, but it's definitely more often that the gf or wife cheats. Generally marines are too busy, leaving a lot of time for the spouse to be alone and bored.

[@themandan4000]

What if I join the National Guard?

[@mbrady8946]

not a clue bud. I was active duty Marine Corps and I never worked with anyone from a NG unit.

[@AnyaArisohn]

the Man Dan DONT DO IT, trust me! I’ll regret it.

[@AnyaArisohn]

Mat me neither! Lol FRU

[@robyrob78]

Haha hilarious story devil, I really enjoy all your MCM's. I know you said in your most recent MCM that it's not healthy for you to keep revisiting your tough memories from the Marines, I totally respect that but as someone who is considering joining the Marines (infantry) I really appreciate all the info and just basic entertainment you provide.

[@FirstLastForever]

I'm with you on that one!

[@FuCkYoUiNtHeBaLlSaCk]

same here man. can't wait to serve.

[@nicknorris6497]

Brian Connell me too :D

[@chicaurum]

Devil"Hold up gotta drink something" Me "BETTER NOT BE NO DAMN ORANGE JUICE" 19:10

[@chad7333]

Probably beer, every enlisted drinks that shit like water.

[@lacrossemaster5717]

my cousin had a gf in hs, joined the Marines and they had a son, got married, got deployed amd still with her. i guess he just got lucky lol

[@diegonava7820]

Lacrosse Master super lucky

[@mikeroberge8928]

Very fucking lucky

[@The_Codstero1]

Ignorance is bliss , what’s behind the scenes he doesn’t see

[@LxTxSURGE]

That's a faithful wife

[@thedeckgod1]

Yo, Devil i love your vids and they are fucking awesome...I know you don't like to do Marine Corps Mondays because of reasons stated in another vid, but i think you should do more crazy stories like your fucked up fridays! That would be the shit bro.....They are funny as fuck

[@blcharles602]

I join the Marines with high school sweet heart and it's true.. Went to Iraq and came back divorce lol this is so true

[@melrosedonavon2476]

blcharles602 You got married in fucking highschool?

[@Nathan-bd6cq]

I'm Scottish and I'm either going to join the paratroopers or the RAF and every girl ( even though I've only been with two and one is always on and off but hey I'm just 14) and they always say "no please don't join I'll always worry" it's so annoying and I made vow to myself I'm dating no one if I am deployed

[@SlopedOtter]

+Nathan Bowie lol I wouldn't worry about it if you're 14 dude just do 14 year old stuff and enjoy it

[@litorres4125]

Nathan Bowie I’ve still gotta get rid of my lady bahhahaha

[@crossonyx8463]

No No hey dude. Did you ever enlist?

[@truisticprince]

I bursted out laughing when you said "god forbid you fuck gunny's girlfriend

[@goldenproductions8200]

I cringed so hard at the whole bore punch part

[@TheAverageGamer1]

same

[@goldenproductions8200]

+Matt Hodge who wouldn't

[@TheAverageGamer1]

+Golden Productions is that how all std tests are done??

[@goldenproductions8200]

+Matt Hodge hopefully not

[@codychamplin498]

Pick up lines that would be great to hear some

[@AndyStClair-po3xg]

Airmen don't hang out with strippers. Most of them don't do one night stands.

[@Dansteich83]

I love your videos man. One of my best buddies just signed up for the marines recently so I have tons of respect for you and your brothers

[@TheDevildogGamer]

HAHA I think i have do it now lol

[@nevercomfortable3407]

Hell yea I wanna know some of your tricks

[@littleferrhis]

19:12 Orange Juice?

[@TheRecon42]

Story was hilarious! xD Bit of BF3 advice Devil, don't use the foregrip on the AN-94, it reduces accuracy and the AN's horizontal recoil settles before the next shot so it's useless on it, and keep in on two round burst, the fire rate doubles and the recoil is the lowest per shot in game as well as being theoretically able to be the highest RoF in game :)

[@24kenjensen]

AHAHAHAHA THE BODY SHOP!!!!!!!! OMG Should have gotten your room next to it at the Hampton....Freaking Rosecrans Ave.

[@uknownuser23]

Yea we'd appreciate that pick up line thing 😂😂😂😂

[@revdylan]

Mr. Devil I do believe when you said "Everbody is else is screwed" I think you meant to say "I got screwed" eh eh ;D

[@GeTtBoDied]

hey devil can you do some more bf3 m40 red dot? i loved the end of this video with it haha, keep up the interesting yet great stories though. You don't often get to hear these kinds of stories unless you are friends with someone in the service so its awesome that you share them with us all. also pickup lines ftw

[@bethanyliefeld5836]

This is too funny! lmao

[@Brecconable]

DevilDogBitchBaiting - how to nail chicks without hassle or getting crabs

[@TheDevildogGamer]

so you know what I meant by Yucca Monsters :)

[@aToMiCxMiLkMaN]

You should do more Marine Corps videos, not just Mondays. I fuckin love these man.

[@theshadavid]

Going to the Navy this September, fun story man. And yeah let's hear those lines.

[@tanmanreed]

Haha that's awesome I'm a Mormon ROTC cadet right now; that's crazy he slept through most of that

[@johngreen7069]

OMG, i knew where you were going with this, I got the bore punch after a night in Mexico!!!

[@kevinscarborough4723]

i cant stop laughin after hearing the test result xD

[@bdlazarus]

"man you gotta stop drinkin' all that orange juice" I fucking died.

[@kinghtbunny]

Do the pick up lines! Btw I just want to say: I found your channel like 2 days ago and you are my favourite youtuber already! I love listening to your stories :) Thanks

[@hockeybrianboy1]

"Oh I know her. Yea, you definitely need one". There's 9 words you never wanna hear.

[@MorleyBeards]

You Might be my new favorite you tuber of all time.

[@mileszopbuscus5931]

You were in Camp Pendleton? I live in Oceanside (right next to it). I hear all the military activity every single day 24/7 :D

[@Thunderbolt747]

XD holy shit I'm laughing sooooo hard

[@FMJProductions1]

Its already been done, go check his playlist.

[@MrImmobilized]

Just a tip for the AN-49 use burst fire rather than auto you can shoot faster if you spam the shoot button

[@xero3ag1e]

Was anyone listening to the Boston radio today at like 10:00 because they said Gieco was sponsoring The Wounded Warrior Project and I was like =O I donated to that! So yeah thats really cool

[@TheOfficialRedsean]

Lol, I'd love to hear your pickup lines, maybe we could have a series? :D

[@dugglach]

ROFLMFAO!!! My sides hurt from laughing so much! True-er words have never been spoken. Keep up the good work!

[@luddelinzer66]

Bro, that is one hell of a story

[@izaak1509]

nice story and man your kids could coincidently watch the video when they get older or sometime in the future! :)

[@123ArturoJr]

Marine Corps Mondays :] Love these vids, it's the ones I only watch.

[@ZombieSurvivalist11]

Lol "Marine Corps Mondays: How to flirt like a marine" I'm legitimately curious (and it sounds reallt freakin funny) I hope you make that video.

[@BrandonN3496]

You should do an hour long episode. God damn I love Mondays.

[@m3ssedup]

Make that video about your infamous pickup lines already! Oorah devil! Keep the vids coming!

[@mrj0h]

A BIT LATE TO THE PARTY. Please upload a follow up video!

[@trashycardshark1288]

holy shit dude this brings back so many memories from oceanside espcially those shiesty ass locals

[@DazGoose]

I NEED TO KNOW YOUR PICK UP LINES ASAP!;) haha but i love your videos man keep 'em up

[@EmeOfIsencroft]

*Tear* Beautiful story man...

[@Jscott27134]

First ones in last ones out

[@cd7up]

Yeah, thanks for that. I've got one and been kinda thinking about joining, but I care about her and everything, so, it's definitely not easy.

[@SLITTHROAT13]

YES WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR PICKUP LINES! I'm going to Paris Island in the fall!

[@PyrStudios]

I think you should make a video about the pick up lines haha It would be fucking hilarious!

[@danielhenson95]

Awesome video as always!

[@Arnogorter]

Its gonna be so much fun when your kids will find this video fifteen years from now.

[@wyurcina]

I've learned my lesson hard way lol marines always use condoms lol

[@TheWolfSasha]

Im so glad i subscribed! Thanks for the awesome videos :)

[@KingCharms]

Hey, your Marine Corps monday videos are pretty cool, even though I live in Canada, heh. Also Delayed-Happy B-day :D

[@CNovz]

It wont hurt to share!

[@grumpy165]

A pickup line video would be awesome!

[@insidethefire1]

*doc popping out from a bush* "did you say burning sensation??"

[@chillistep]

Hey Devil ever thought of doing a montage ? :P

[@largecocklloyd]

bro you got to share the art of the pickup lines ha

[@sraber97]

I think it would be awesome if you did a podcast. You could invite all of your marine buddies and dayz groups members it would be awesome

[@Blackopsmaster68]

Hahaha! Drift Wood! I went their when I was stationed on Johnson.

[@laderhozin]

That story was one of the best... I couldn't stop liking (found a new word:D)

[@drewbie18]

alarm bells are going off in my head saying: don't go out back,don't go out back....so I went out back. bahahaha

[@helowarz]

Hey Devil, I heard in the Marine core each unit (during boot camp) they have there own candace or somthing. What was yours?

[@ny0905]

haha oh yeah we have to have that video !

[@xero3ag1e]

In another video could you possibly tell us about the type of guns you were asociated with in the Marines? Because I am 17 and I am thinking about joining the Marines. But apart from that I would like to know what I would be handling. I have a wide array of weapons. Everything from 22's to an MA2A1. I would like to know what to look at before I join just because I would want to get a 'head start' before I join. So if you could please explain that in a further video that would be great thanks. =D

[@minecraftandmore543]

"i'm thinkin, dont go out back, dont go out back, dont go out back." "so i am out back chillin and waiting" lol

[@MrStuffdude]

lol I would love to hear some of your pick up lines, great vid thanks for sharing

[@TheDevildogGamer]

Yeah it blew my mind too

[@RemoteFishFTW]

Look out, we've got a badass over here.

[@sparky-kc3vs]

he said moral support and i immediatly thoght BORE PUNCH

[@MjKjPrOdUcTiOnZ]

Hey man i love ur videos, I just wanted to say i want to join the marines, i got some years to wait though, im 14 lol, but im pretty fit nd im gonna be a blackbelt in about a year, year and a half... if u hav any tips for me to last in the mairnes, i would love to hear them!

[@mdsnmam]

he still in service

[@markgoldstein5186]

2021, about to swear in lets get it!!

[@swelldritch2774]

Alright, do it. Make the vid. Think you owe me for ruining orange juice for ever.

[@CarbonP64]

You should do some Marine Mondays over DAYZ gameplay

[@thesniperjoe5119]

I need to hear these pick up lines, this just has to be hilarious.

[@YorckgoesChelsea]

One of the funniest things I've ever herad, Devil lol :D

[@jameshall6719]

the driftwood is now the platinum lounge i live in jacksonville haha

[@oyy0]

LMAO and I have only gotten to 11:45... awesome story bro.

[@IsThisRain]

Holy shit, that "wap wap wap wap wap" description was way too descriptive.

[@Gstrongarm111]

funniest shit ever, good video brother!

[@konspiracy100]

Lol lets hear the marine pickup lines. I remember the harpooned whales from Ft. Wainwright ..... sweet Jesus, 13 beers and a harpoon were needed on a weekend. Lol

[@WillBloomy]

I get that burning all the time when I don't drink enough. It's gone by the next day, that's such a fail man lol.

[@thundermonkey39]

I respect devil like crazy I know I did wrong in the past and I'm sorry but with all the stuff devil does it makes me want to join the army even more and I know I have to sign up when I'm 18 but I won't regret it

[@datguy898]

That orange juice thing makes me feel a lot better.

[@gdiriflemanconner7667]

They exist....just very, very rare.

[@leonlovespho]

I liked the video... before I even watched it.

[@koliekins]

Don't tell them. Recruiting is down and they can be picky. Like my recruiter told me, "What momma doesn't know won't hurt her".

[@TheRecon42]

More stories too!

[@futuremarine454]

Semper Fidelis

[@tangokilla11]

I met a Guadalcanal Marine today. Hes probably the coolest old guy ive ever met. He told me cool bar fight stories mostly like when this army puke grabbed him by the collar at a bar and the marine knocked the army fucker out. He told me that his buddys would sharpen the bottom edge of their belt buckles. He found himself back to back with his fellow marines behind a resteraunt swinging his belt like a lasso and cuttin up some asshole trying to fight him

[@incapacitaterd]

Devil you should definately share your pickup lines with us!

[@judoman5899]

Hey I am joining the marines, still got 2 years till I can join. But it would be really awesome if you could make a video on some pickup lines.

[@zachava]

I had an ad for Seimens. LOLOL.