Dave Portnoy & His MVP Candidates Slug It Out In Regular Season Finale (The Dozen, Match 298)

[@swedishcupcake1096]

Dave making fun of vibbs for not knowing Madison is the capitol and then saying Detroit is the capitol of Michigan is crazy

[@veronicavaughn5923]

He also said Topeka for Washington. You should probably double check your work before throwing intelligence stones though.

[@craiga1802]

He went to the University of MICHIGAN and didn’t know that detroit isn’t its capital

[@Armandoamurillo]

It’s actually worse because he went to Michigan. He should at least know that one

[@ryanklatt4915]

It’s bad but it was kind of warranted because the question was literally telling you that Madison is the capital

[@lostlaker4651]

@@craiga1802 he also said Breaston was "the hardest of the bunch" on the the Round 3 questions. Breaston went to Michigan lol

[@downrighttt]

Portnoy's clock move is straight out of the Belichick tree. How has nobody thought of that before though lmfao

[@jamokerson]

Jeff wouldnt allow that with any other team...if you watch any other music question like that jeff wont allow a replay when times running out...jeffs afraid of dave

[@jasonp3717]

BEcause jeff literally made up the rule on the spot to satisfy Dave. Y'all are clueless

[@downrighttt]

@@jamokerson probably correct but also no one's asked it like that. I'm sure he would allow playing it again at one if you said it beforehand like Dave did. Won't disagree that Dave gets ungodly softballs

[@mattpritzl4669]

Large’s Eddie impression is so goddamn funny

[@lawnmower37659]

Missed that...what round?

[@jasonfisher1413]

@@lawnmower37659 11:19, Round 4

[@DuhBay]

the geography category had every single persons brain in an absolute blender 😂😂😂

[@userjim83]

If that music round doesn’t get Dave captain of the year theres something very wrong 😂

[@jakeyrunescape9219]

it was just so natural too

[@downrighttt]

@@jakeyrunescape9219 2 decades of watching Belichick find similar quirks lol

[@shanematrejek9304]

He’s a good captain but I don’t think that was a crazy captain call, I mean Jeff gave him so much time to answer it,

[@johno2136]

He had five minutes to decide

[@connorleary3080]

jeff is so afraid to buzz them

[@Gooutsideforonce]

Dave and Bob fox definitely neck and neck for the Capt of the Year

[@marctaylor2287]

Large was on point with the jokes tonight lol

[@gilgosseyn6602]

Yea especially the "alec baldwin is a murderer" line ... real cerebral humor ...

[@dota2foryou702]

@@gilgosseyn6602 god your miserable

[@MasterPrater76]

Can't wait for Dave to visit Topeka, Washington and try their pizza

[@jpcleveland1265]

Jake marsh with the most electric bar mitzvah of all time. What an invite that would be to get as a kid.

[@TheTylamo]

What an electric cast of characters

[@daviddaugherty1861]

I hate city population type questions because you never know if you talking about the metro area population or the city proper. The Sacramento answer was kind of a trick question as Salt lake City is closer and the metro is much bigger than Boise but the city proper is only a little part of the metro area.

[@veebee-sc4tp]

its always city proper with stuff like that, cant assume metro. but agreed that it leads to confusion and should be clarified. also vibbs answer not seeming as stupid when you realize he thought madison was just a random city jeff picked and not the capital

[@LetsStormTheTeaCupRide]

This was fun. Two of my favorite teams.

[@jerryshowman9179]

KB was at a wedding

[@willisisawesome]

2 great teams. Very interesting how the answers went. XYZ should have called Klemmer. Awesome match!

[@benw8594]

Tajuan Porter was already in a question on the March madness episode with Doug gottlieb, which Jake Marsh played in.

[@brittanysteven4978]

If Dave hasn’t gone against booze ponies yet then 30 min of Dave calling Will dumb is worth the price of admission.

[@whtlhansen]

“I can say confidently I’ve never heard that song in my life” -Large🤣🤣

[@scotthunter9218]

Fuck by the sounds of it, just having them name the right state capital is a challenge enough.

[@Lilbubba]

Jeff, cant believe you let them play FourFive seconds after the time expired. Have you no shame commissioner?

[@jefftoth9825]

How many times is Jude Law gonna be on celebrity mashup

[@jadenjackson2720]

KB must’ve been at a wedding

[@MrNobody91]

11:19 large impression is great😂😂😂

[@dutty721307]

The typical Ziti softball questions tonight

[@danielevans5683]

I know they got both wrong but Apple TV vs HBO is insane. There’s only one show on Apple anyone has watched.

[@dutty721307]

@@danielevans5683 eh there was hype around The Morning Show when it first came out and then a lot of people have watched Ted Lasso and Severance

[@ryneschillinger2440]

Pretty sure Clem has mentioned Krave cereal multiple times on the show. Jeff’s not even trying to hide it at this point.

[@alessandroscuderi7300]

@@danielevans5683 Nah The Morning Show was huge and bigger than Righteous Gemstones

[@xTymezz]

Large I’ve only watched from the dozen but holy is he the biggest beauty ever 😂😂 love his demeanour.

[@Venividivici55555]

yeah and also why he's pretty bad as a final answer/captain person. half the time it's like his head is just miles away and doesn't focus enough to win.

[@claytron3000]

I just remember when we used to memorize state capitals in elementary school. Now it’s completely useless knowledge besides Dozen Trivia lol.

[@flyerphan28]

vibbsy is on one lmfaooo

[@MrNobody91]

12:22 "So when you go down to one play it again" *plays song* 1 *Gives 5 seconds to answer before starting another 5 second countdown* *plays song again*

[@kieranr2527]

Dave taking advantage of the shot clock on the music round was magical! Captain of the year!

[@michaelobrien7754]

I peed laughing at Large’s R Kelly joke

[@oopsiedoodles]

Jake offers up a center for a SF question and tells Vibbs that if he's sure of another guy, he'll let him do a double sip. Bench Mob 4 life

[@julianneborba92]

I wasn’t even thinking Sacramento based off how the question was asked and I’m from the Sacramento area. 🤣🤣 now it makes sense since Helena, Salem, Olympia, Carson City , SLC have way less than Sac ( 500K+ population)

[@williamkeller7091]

3 rounds in and the questions are very easy for ziti. My god lol

[@MrNobody91]

Like I said to someone else Typical Jeff D Lowe "equally difficulty questions". It gets kinda ridiculous.

[@MrNobody91]

Hell I’m still confused by what Jeff meant at the end of round 3 when he said something about he messed up something bout Vibbz and the fans.

[@MrNobody91]

36:50 I’ve been saying it he always tries persuading a team to do it.

[@dbayus3265]

Great match to start that turned into chaos! 😂

[@bdbeaudette]

Am I wrong in thinking Jude Law has been used in celebrity mashup more than anyone?

[@mikebowers6544]

Is the Sportsbook going to have odds on the tournament? Lol😂

[@dota2foryou702]

“Did that with R-Kelly too. When he started pissin on kids”

[@milesdevane]

Howdy to all the No Spoilers Squint Squad joining firming the premiere

[@MrNobody91]

9:54 Can anyone tell what Jeff is trying to say? Hell I’m still confused by what Jeff meant. He said something about he messed up something bout Vibbz and the fans. But what’s that got to do with the last round?

[@willjeffrey2285]

Topeka is an all time guess

[@grantshelby769]

Spot on bonus round! Two points

[@MrNobody91]

9:50 can anyone explain Wtf he’s talking about here? I’m so confused tbh.

[@MrNobody91]

9:55 not really that rare if we’re all gonna be honest 😂

[@asphait6600]

that music question to ziti was a joke, should have been timed out. Dave got Jeff on a leash

[@NathanAndersonE]

that geography question was ridiculous. way too much going on for anyone besides KB

[@MrNobody91]

Hell the music question was ridiculously unfair. Rihanna song - 500M views Dark Horse - 3.5 billion and also it was on the radio all day everyday forever after it come out, nd I’ve never once heard the Rihanna song, ever.

[@benmiller1965]

Dave guessing Columbus might’ve been dumber than XYZ guessing Milwaukee

[@joshbeste7387]

Salt Lake City is closer than Sacramento

[@natepm6589]

Yeah I looked it up after that round. It’s 200 miles closer than Sacramento so Jeff was wrong or the question was wrong

[@garypayton8198]

I feel like round 8 with the anytizers has happened before

[@kingwoodlion702]

Why are the graphics constantly messing up each episode? Does no one fact check the video before it is dropped??

[@JerryHandler]

Large is S tier

[@MrNobody91]

12:12 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stadelmt3240]

Tacoma is also not the Capitol of Washington. It's Olympia.

[@mikemartin3426]

Everytime dave is on, Jeff just crumbles and lets him just break the rules.

[@MrNobody91]

I mean, tbh he’s let Frank cheat a few times b4 anything was done. Hell he’s let Frank dictate what lifelines we’re on the show. Go watch when they had the mute on, they used it perfectly on Frank n he cried the whole show nd after the show, n I think within the next 2 shows it was gone cause of some wack excuse.

[@trace_this]

First question at 4:06 -- we're improving

[@ryanklatt4915]

Large and Dave are the two best captains. Just pull the trigger on final answers and don’t let their teams overthink it

[@shootermtd25]

FourFiveSeconds is a significantly less popular song than Dark Horse. Have literally never heard that Rihanna song in my life and Dark Horse was on the radio for like 2 years 😂 FourFiveSexonds 500M views on YT Dark Horse 3.5B views

[@MrNobody91]

Typical Jeff D Lowe "equally difficult questions".

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

Anytizers has been an answer like 5 times and nobody ever gets it. Its like nobody in barstool has ever made their own food. Just doordashing fast food

[@joshuabarnett88]

Calling out restaurant food as junk as if "anytizers" by Tyson, kings of garbage chicken, is somehow gourmet is fucking WILD

[@dansmith-xb2zg]

Lol “cooking your own food” for Tyson chicken

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

@@joshuabarnett88 fixed it for you

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

@@dansmith-xb2zg yes, tons of Americans eat ramen, hot pockets, oven ready foods, etc. Can u seriously say u dont know what anytizers are?

[@joshuabarnett88]

@@chroniccomplainer3792 I knew the answer, but still acting like it's cooking or any better than door dashing is weird.

[@dcmoore1982]

The geography round was rough. The lack of 3rd grade capital knowledge makes me think all six of them are Russian spies.

[@cowzz4267]

jeff needs to sstop tellingteams what lifelines they have, the teams should be aware of that for themselves

[@BucketDAD]

1 for 1 on good shows this week

[@nickhurst8897]

Highly suspect answers from Eddie. Music question was 100% shazamed, looks down to prep his phone before questions all match

[@ryanweitgenant]

3:58 first question

[@paul_bellini]

Large is a funny guy

[@klangs2353]

the capital of Washington isnt even Tacoma, it's Olympia

[@CHIILTS]

Ziti Always Entertain!

[@td1253]

20:08 screenshot sound

[@brodelicious]

Isn’t Salt Lake City closer to Boise than Sacramento?

[@Nyrfan30]

Yes, but Salt Lake City has less people. The question was asking for a capital with a higher population than Boise.

[@danielevans5683]

Yeah. But it’s not larger which was part of the question.

[@ryani9716]

Isn’t Salt Lake City much closer and bigger than boise

[@stratusvapes6908]

smaller, has just under 200k and boise is around 230k. I thought the answer would be Denver

[@stefanguilliams5924]

I feel like every other show with “at-the-time” answer is Mizzou

[@spesshuldelivery6411]

Dave on tilt is so funny. Like a spoiled baby and I can’t get enough of it

[@evanobrien437]

The Editor of this show is just bad, putting 115 on the screen when the answer is 25

[@stratusvapes6908]

Jeff just giggles his way thru Dave bitching bc he's petrified lmao

[@jacobpruitt7350]

Bring back the old bonus round

[@Timlareit]

For Jake being a sports nerd he’s awful at sports questions

[@aiburner934]

emeka okafor as a sf? shoulda sat that one out

[@ryneschillinger2440]

Not knowing Anquan Boldin was bonkers. Gotta be one of the easiest NFL questions ever asked on this show.

[@iRobinho11]

Absolutely butchered the geography question about Boise. Sacramento isn’t even close to the first

[@jeremylowe2309]

Heather in the chat is fake. You guys fawn over her. Sad.

[@bisonpepper]

I just can’t take Eddie seriously anymore after that coin flip video

[@garypayton8198]

Jake marsh with an absolute choke job in the 3rd. Just say the name dude!!

[@MrNobody91]

How’s that? If they couldn’t come up with the second one? I’m confused.

[@MrNobody91]

I mean Vibbz knew too, n I feel Vibbz knew better than jake

[@FurryLover01]

I’m gonna miss Large

[@stratusvapes6908]

is he leaving barstool?

[@FurryLover01]

@@stratusvapes6908 this is his last season of the dozen

[@MrNobody91]

@@FurryLover01whaaaat, idk this. Hell I been watching the new season n dk this. Which idk if their teams played yet, but I swear I hadn’t heard he was leaving, that fkn sucks.

[@MrNobody91]

Larges one of the best/funniest people on the show.

[@jimschule]

Big cup lol

[@Aengert97]

Jeff bowing down to Dave yet again

[@matthewcornet1318]

Jake Marsh is the most smug person at Barstool and that bar is set very high.

[@camg3046]

I CARE DAVE

[@MJX21414]

Vibbs you didn’t have an answer anyways who cares 39:08

[@nickodea5839]

Dave up on his high horse about reading comprehension yet he thinks Detroit is the capital of Michigan…miss

[@gilgosseyn6602]

Does vibbs wear makeup? He's looking very Elliot Page-ish

[@bettheover]

this graphics crew would be fired if they made this many mistakes EVERY match at any other company.

[@travishancock2302]

Coty..!

[@thebrodyyy997]

Typical Dave “I never had any help” literally needs help setting up everything can’t get the lighting right 💀

[@mitchj8500]

jake legitimately knows nothing about sports its shocking

[@timoskin]

NFL question is a mess

[@aiburner934]

large needs to drop both vibbs and jake and get with somebody who actually knows sports

[@deibtryin]

Pretty sure Dave confirmed with Austin the pronunciation of Andrei Kirilenko’s name

[@MrNobody91]

Looks like ur right. Idk if it truly mattered tho since both Clem and Eddie both clearly knew it and he did say it right the first time. But he does look off the screen lol

[@daycallmeskippa]

Thirteen.

[@willjeffrey2285]

Jeff really pushing the rules on that round 4 Ziti music question

[@jimscott772]

Isn’t KB a known non-answerer?

[@brokeeccentric5323]

All you guys are terrible with your state capitals lol

[@SeymoreHinnes]

Jeff D No. As in NO integrity. Just handing Ziti the softballs and giving a ton of extra time on the music question. I think this was my last viewing. Just like Frank says, this game is rigged.

[@Aengert97]

Something i noticed too if the captain final answers someone else, Jeff always makes them repeat it hoping to get them to slip up. When Dave final answers he just takes it. It’s little shit like that that he does to his favorites

[@jamokerson]

I came to comments specifically for giving dave extra time on the music question. Jeff wont allow a replay on music if times running out...watch any other music question like that.

[@shootermtd25]

That music question and the CBB question were SIGNIFICANTLY harder for Ziti

[@adamwalsh936]

Dave cheated

[@MrNobody91]

How? Unless u mean the Andrei Kirilenko question. Which idk if I’d call it cheating tbh.

[@veronicavaughn5923]

The Dozen Script is becoming very predictable. Final will be The Experts over Ziti. Honkers and Yak round out the Final Four. Frankettes, Ur Mom, Smockin and Baddies are Elite Eight.