"Turn things up to 11 and stay there and its just as dull as staying at 1" is a very good phrase
@tafua_a2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about that: I'm such a scaredy cat that I fin even Slender too scary to play, and I'm very icky and susceptible to gore. And yet one of my favorite franchises is Mortal Kombat, because the gore is so ridiculous an omnipresent that I just can't managed to stay shocked after the first ten seconds of gameplay.
@allenhernandez3350 Жыл бұрын
So… Warhammer 40k then?
@riokollivier Жыл бұрын
@@allenhernandez3350weirdly enough, even they have a down time, it’s usually a nine, but every now and then they can bring it down to five.
@lordofstorms20006 жыл бұрын
Funny how Subnautica is more of a "psychological horror" then Agony with its "psychological horror" tag :)
@daruistube20073 жыл бұрын
And Subnautica takes place in fucking water
@AlvarVraal3 жыл бұрын
*Dives a bit too deeply* Uuuh... It's getting dark in here. *distant underwater roar* NOPENOPENOPE
@alejandroelluxray52983 жыл бұрын
Well the Last time I was in Hell 75% of the Demonic population dissapear
@spaghettichild43353 жыл бұрын
Subnautica below zero creeped me the fuck out and I don't know why
@Sergioosh2 жыл бұрын
When?
@gooberboyxdd3236 жыл бұрын
2:10 I think that was best execution of reciting the word “bitch” I’ve ever heard
@Artemiska583 жыл бұрын
This line killed me
@RustoKomuska Жыл бұрын
Transcription worked too
@Lorendrawn6 жыл бұрын
Props to the transcriber; I would have added a witty retort after Yahtzee's taunt.
@boltonatorsaomd93686 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn’t mention the meaningless ‘moral choice’ system this game has. I’m fairly certain being in Hell means you’ve already made some poor moral choices...
@WildManToons6 жыл бұрын
Well if you make even more evil choices you just might go the Hell^2
@abloogywoogywoo6 жыл бұрын
Or an incompetent creator. Take your pick.
@Zerpderp06 жыл бұрын
Boltonator SAOMD it was so meaningless that he forgot
@boltonatorsaomd93686 жыл бұрын
Zerpderp0 Fair enough, I was just a little disappointed that he didn’t mention it considering he’s reviewed many games that had moral choice systems in them.
@abrakadabra65846 жыл бұрын
Either that or you've just failed to convert to whichever denomination of Christianity turned out to be the "correct" one and lost the religion lottery. *tips fedora*
@Mathmachine6 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee's impression of a gaming journalist was so accurate I thought this was a Polygon video for a moment.
@peytonbayne24916 жыл бұрын
Mathmachine DAAAAAAMMMMM
@Guru_10926 жыл бұрын
I swear I was getting some Kotaku vibes there.
@angrytheclown8016 жыл бұрын
Mathmachine That was a shots fired moment.
@eparadoxigm96486 жыл бұрын
Lol, look out, Yahtzee's throwing elbows.
@mh13mini6 жыл бұрын
COME DUMPSTERS. Waiting for the Kotaku hit-piece on Yahtzee any second now
@RJMc8196 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even joke about the "wanking" thing. The number of people SCREAMING FOR BLOOD on Steam forums 'cause they cut some of the nudity OUT is jaw-dropping.
@doubledouble4g3796 жыл бұрын
We're sorry, but your Red Goddess is in another level of Hell ;)
@BLZ2315 жыл бұрын
Double Double 4G this deserves more thumbs up.
@ethanor4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure my Red Goddess is in Canada
@d.g.m.84554 жыл бұрын
"Oh, there's a hold breath button, now I understand! I'm supposed to hold my breath as I slowly move past the vagina monster so they won't- oh, it spotted me anyway and gnawed my gonads off. Nevermind!" That line coupled with that little illustration was freakin' hilarious, laughed for five minutes straight.
@slc98856 жыл бұрын
Agony? I bet it was! huehuehuehuehe
@Superschokokeks6 жыл бұрын
huehuehuehuehuehue
@owendiaram38706 жыл бұрын
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
@0subscriberswithnovideos3396 жыл бұрын
Br?
@thalesmacedo69726 жыл бұрын
Sir Lord Chris SGV BR???
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
How *dare* you compare this *filthy* [could be better, r34's alri- no never-mind, continue on me] game to my daughter! (Honestly I'm just surprised a game ended up using the word as a title, I though I'd found something they wouldn't touch; [Clearly you were wrong] excuse me, me, I'm talking here- Oh.) (Well... I guess I'm still in character?)
@KingKuma9096 жыл бұрын
An easy way to make this game more fun, give Doomguy 5 minutes and see what happens
@BoostedMonkey056 жыл бұрын
Myles Harris agony wouldn't go amidst if doomguy was there, slaughtering everything on site... Also, Argent D'Nur is more fucking subtle than the level design in this game...
@wearelegion40126 жыл бұрын
No kidding, the possibility of the doomslayer chainsawing a vagina demon would be glorious
@DarknessCalling6 жыл бұрын
The only mod worth having agony for. The only reason it could be fun.
@GBDupree6 жыл бұрын
Heck even Duke Nukem would make this more fun.
@EvilExcalibur6 жыл бұрын
GBDupree seriously. The Duke would at least add some of that delicious 90's cringe I love so much.
@Zeturic6 жыл бұрын
Please raise your hand if you predicted the "Agony? It certainly was." joke the second you saw the video.
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
It was like the inquisition, "I expected this, but I did not expect *THIS!* [Pre-Blaming Blam]"
@the_jones5285 жыл бұрын
"Oh you found me, go find me again" Basically it.
@jlwilli26 жыл бұрын
"As token as the wheelchair-bound dude from the Burger King Kid's Club." I'm old and I love you, Yahtzee.
@beansnrice3216 жыл бұрын
"Let me take a step back, remember Dante's Inferno?" XD
@SpikeJet27366 жыл бұрын
Why does a soul need to breathe?
@blarg24296 жыл бұрын
Why not? There are no fixed rules to speak of. You could make a setting wherein people are disembodied souls during life and when they die they get physical forms and can spend the afterlife touching things, breathing, and not being able to phase through solid objects, and that'd be just as legit and make just as much sense. Of course, that doesn't answer your question, but still.
@xenteko72496 жыл бұрын
Because people are fucking stupid and don't realise that everything we are is just decaying organic matter /edgy
@simple-commentator-not-rea73455 жыл бұрын
Now that I think of it, how can a soul be affected by all the torture and suffering that Hell apperently offers?
@remenencenda7684 жыл бұрын
because it is hell
@Renan32562 жыл бұрын
@@remenencenda768 welp, now it's explained. Thanks man!
@SuperLuigiSixty46 жыл бұрын
A world made out of jam, eh? There's a book in that.
@Fulgrim26 жыл бұрын
Damn, was kind of hoping this would be at least semi fun.
@RetroRhythmRepeat6 жыл бұрын
ha
@manhattanvi6 жыл бұрын
Fulgrim2 or quarter fun
@ThatFatGuy646 жыл бұрын
I think the first trailer that had more Gore than all the alien movies combined should have been a clue.
@Fulgrim26 жыл бұрын
I can dream but oh well.
@ty_teynium6 жыл бұрын
Same honestly.
@CegeRoles6 жыл бұрын
If you want a game similar to this but actually looks more promising, check out the upcoming Scorn. Instead of Dante's-Inferno-style Hell, it goes for something more along the lines of H.R. Giger and Zdzislaw Beksinski, and is way more unsettling in my opinion.
@---ox1lg6 жыл бұрын
You just made me realize those were two seperate games, I just went from 'too bad, I thought that looked interesting' to 'hang on, the interesting looking one was called scorn'.
@blondemaverick6 жыл бұрын
YES! I'm so glad someone's at least mentioned Scorn! I thought Agony tried to rip it off and failed because they missed the point--or something'r other--and met their just desserts under Yahtzee's hammer.
@Abi-chanFictionFan6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't H.R. Giger actually involved in the creation and development of Scorn ?
@aazelion51896 жыл бұрын
Abi-chan fiction fan Giger died in 2014
@romank96116 жыл бұрын
That's a brave claim. A lot of people and backers expected Agony to be good too. But we got what we got. Until it's released or some gameplay is shown (I know it was shown, I mean pre-release). It's just people's expectations and imagination of what it will be
@cristiancojocaru98216 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I've never seen a better impersonation of game journos up until this point. Thank you for making my day :))
@gavindooly23753 жыл бұрын
I can imagine doomguy teleporting in and solving everything in 12 minutes.
@IVIaskerade6 жыл бұрын
God damn, that burn on games "journalists". 10/10
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
Which in hindsight, i think he fell under that at some point. His usual charm, lightly touching the dicks, and then promoting his book and or game.
@NoConsequenc36 жыл бұрын
Promoting your own book/game while being upfront that it's your book/game is much different than trying to hide the fact that you're shilling for someone you know or someone paying you
@hellothisismufin6 жыл бұрын
ToddHaywood MUH MISOGYNY you do realize that the point was to talk about how someone fucking Zoe was willing to bring her game up in an article was a little fucked up and a bit of a conflict of interest right? People were mad because she was fucking her way up the fame ladder to get her shit pushed into the spot light, not that she was a woman making games.
@hellothisismufin6 жыл бұрын
ToddHaywood continuing to ignore the point is what leaves us at the mercy of these people. If we turn a blind eye to this shit then journalists can just signal boost their friends to milk money from consumers.
@hellothisismufin6 жыл бұрын
ToddHaywood the overall price is not the issue. Triple A games will always have the marketing to hit a majority of people, but Indies don't have the luxury. Getting that signal boost puts it above it's competitors without displaying merit, just the business connections and that's scummy
@Twitch18726 жыл бұрын
I feel like when you mentioned Jam you missed the opportunity to reference your book
@Favmir6 жыл бұрын
2:07 I enabled CC and they transcribed it perfectly. Haha! Got ya Yatzee!
@nullfather78725 жыл бұрын
They didn't transcribe it perfectly because English text communication is unable to capture the exact inflection that gave the non-words meaning.
@beaukennedy46186 жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen his videos in a while and I had forgotten what his voice sounded like so when I saw this video pop up and waited for it to load I tried to recall. Alas I failed to remember until suddenly it came to me as him calmy talking about repeatedly smashing his head into a wall and commiting heinous acts with a hedgehog came screaming into my mind. I cannot describe the euphoria of the nostalgia that raced through me. Almost making me forget about how my internet took so damn long to load or how my internet would be completely unusable and thus not allow me to view his content up until present but oh damn I will enjoy this when I finally get to watch it in a week!
@benjaminwaltman68416 жыл бұрын
This is non-ironically one of your best reviews ever
@mannmctrash6 жыл бұрын
Someone transcribed it Yahtz', took all of 7 minutes.
@taintedmyth0s6366 жыл бұрын
I turned on captions just to see if there was anything there. I'm a little upset that it wasn't auto generated, but also happy that someone took it as a challenge.
@JustSomeoneRandom13246 жыл бұрын
Tainted Myth0s I am glad I am not the only one that did that
@occult7026 жыл бұрын
I watch everything with captions/subtitles both online and tv (unless it starts to error in the center of the screen or glitch gibberish) so I found it quite humorous when he ordered someone transcribe his onomatopeias because he was already being transcribed...like a helpless character in a story where he’s aware that he’s a character being watched, 4th-wall thing, but unaware of how truly helpless he is, stuck in aforementioned story.
@nullfather78725 жыл бұрын
And it captured none of the subtext of the delivery or the inflection, you mongoloid.
@nullfather78725 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you talking about?
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
I'd say the game looks like the gluttony level in Dante's Inferno, where everything is covered in bloody diarrhea and you hear nothing but squishing sounds as you walk.
@aburns-cz7fd6 жыл бұрын
0:45 i can hear kotaku screaming already
@leguan2786 жыл бұрын
Demonetized for sure lol
@seanurbik51586 жыл бұрын
Let's Pretend He was monetized?
@TescoValueMemes3696 жыл бұрын
Sean Urbik I got an ad at the end
@john-id6tn6 жыл бұрын
Demon-etized
@noeantoniosierraortega59236 жыл бұрын
Why demonitized?
@90maducc6 жыл бұрын
Tesco Value Memes I got an ad at the beginning.
@TheDoctorOfThrills3 жыл бұрын
Tagging this game with "psychological horror" is actually wrong. This kind of horror is visceral/body horror, and it really needs to be a tag, because there is a threshold people can withstand visceral horror. There is a difference between this and gore alone. Gore is a simple presence, visceral horror is a pillar of design.
@OneEdge_6 жыл бұрын
4:42 Is that a mouth I spotted there for a split second? Outrageous.
@joeschmo87553 жыл бұрын
The guys who designed hell in agony deserve an award. The game sucks but it’s the best depiction of hell in any game.
@RaydeusMX6 жыл бұрын
So glad Yahtz finally reviewed Marriage Simulator 2018 .
@cole17146 жыл бұрын
marriage, am i rite, folks???? whomst else hates their wife!!! hahahhah thank you ill be here all week
@Spore99966 жыл бұрын
nessknowsbest Or you know, just a really old dad joke that's been around for CENTURIES.
@Chungussy6 жыл бұрын
Hadron V been around for centuries... just like sexism
@Spore99966 жыл бұрын
The best jokes are the most offensive. Get over yourself.
@Chungussy6 жыл бұрын
Hadron V my comment seems to have offended you more than the original offended anyone. So I'll take that as high praise. Thank you.
@oscarlangdon32336 жыл бұрын
I like how when I type "agony zp" the first result is hunt the Freeman Hmm I wonder why ?
@benjiboy99076 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I come for a game review, and I stay for the British slang.
@nitishkapur81936 жыл бұрын
What's that Skippy Yahtzee is reviewing a horror walking simulator well what good news
@MTdaBlacking6 жыл бұрын
But...Never mind.
@EvilExcalibur6 жыл бұрын
Skippy is still alive? Last I heard he had no limbs anymore
@bloodstoneore46306 жыл бұрын
That guy with the face what's that Skippy? Limbs aren't vital organs? What good news
@edwardgibbon25576 жыл бұрын
This review is one of your masterpieces...
@chirpynsleepy9586 жыл бұрын
Ha! Slough humour! I'm sure the 5 of us that understood that joke found it halarious. Much appreciated.
@JerkyMurky6 жыл бұрын
The way you said bitch at 2:10... I dont think i have ever physically recoiled at the word before, but that did it.
@paradoxacres10636 жыл бұрын
Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop* it fills me with determination!
@Quakingsm6 жыл бұрын
Paradox Acres just be happy with his review of DDLC
@bloodstoneore46306 жыл бұрын
glad to see the early youtube spirit alive and strong
@hiiamelecktro49856 жыл бұрын
Ehhh... Paradox Acres wrong game
@SamFreelancePolice6 жыл бұрын
stop
@quackmasterson51286 жыл бұрын
Really? People are still saying that!?
@CassReidIsSomeone6 жыл бұрын
Yahtz is quite familiar with a land covered in jam.
It actually transcribed it in a way that made sense. The miracle of modern technology. Wow.
@ethanedwards33576 жыл бұрын
To say this, and I'm stealing a quote from Yahtzee, Agony is bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bad, bad, bad, bad. Don't, don't, don't, don't play it.
@DrSX3 жыл бұрын
To steal another quote: It's alright, you can swear on the internet, your mum probably isn't going to read it.
@quetzalthegamer6 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on something faster.
@TheGodshatter6 жыл бұрын
God of the Wind seriously lol!
@dajam90356 жыл бұрын
God of the Wind Damn near broke my thumb.
@Perfectlydonebylilac6 жыл бұрын
sir swag released a video 10 seconds before, so it sadly took priority
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
It still feels like yesterday when it demo'ed.
@weofparadigm6 жыл бұрын
This is one of your funniest videos in a while, well done
@TyTang246 жыл бұрын
turned on CC after the "eurgh" segment and rewinded. pleasantly surprised by the transcribing, though i don't know if it would've made sense if i was deaf and hadn't heard it first.
@casualcraftman15996 жыл бұрын
So Agony is just a 2018 version of Outlast 2.
@ibdgonzo6 жыл бұрын
Casual CraftMan Multiplied by 50
@Skarlet_Sun6 жыл бұрын
Casual CraftMan after playing both I can tell you Agony has a thousand thousand times more disgusting imagery than outlast 2, and is glitchy as hell (lol) too.
@porkyrip6586 жыл бұрын
Predicting the joke about the game being agony to play
@Chaos.A6 жыл бұрын
That was kind of the point
@kilssj2250 Жыл бұрын
I didn't even finish it. He got this spot on as to why. It felt busy, yet boring. Simple, but fucking complicated and the annoyance of "Sorry Player, but your Red Godess is in another castle!!" 🙃
@Rinocapz6 жыл бұрын
"11 is just like 1, repatition you see." Brilliant!
@Bluecho46 жыл бұрын
I've found it really odd how similar this game is to another game that came out recently, called Lust For Darkness. It's a survival horror game where the protagonist also wanders through a hellish dimension, except it's a Giger-esque lust dimension, and you're only in it half the time. The other half is in a posh mansion. The plot of this (short) game is that a normal bloke (an architect) finds out his missing wife has been kidnapped for a year by a sex cult, and she manages to get him to arrive at their mansion full of sex toys and weird art pieces, on the eve of their big ritual that also happens to be a huge occult orgy. Because of course the sex cult has a huge ritual that is also an orgy, and they want to bring the onset of Sexy Apocalypse (though this game has strains of Lovecraft, so the sex dimension they want is considerably less sexy than was advertised). And so the protagonist has to pop back and forth between the mansion and Giger-land, in order to save his wife and escape the cult. Yahtzee should check it out. It will only take, like, two hours to get through the whole thing.
@cmazzeno6 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for that Vampyr Zero Punctuation review
@cmazzeno6 жыл бұрын
SimpleMindedGoat I've seen plenty of other reviews. I just wanna see yahtz rip into it.
@SpiralDownward6 жыл бұрын
SimpleMindedGoat How do you mean "Dark Souls Lite"? Like, story-wise? Or gameplay?
@SpiralDownward6 жыл бұрын
SimpleMindedGoat Sounds a bit more like Bloodborne than Dark Souls. I might check it out
@SpiralDownward6 жыл бұрын
SimpleMindedGoat Heh =P Alright, thanks bruv
@TheREALHugo46 жыл бұрын
SimpleMindedGoat Whatever. Vampyr is a failure.
@Slythin6 жыл бұрын
Harumph! The game devs ought to have known that the only way to make a world composed entirely of raspberry jam properly terrifying is by making the jam carnivorous.
@nathanputzeys11706 жыл бұрын
4:42 IS THAT A MOUTH? You scared me with this shit, I wasn't prepared
@bloodmachine60496 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for the uncesored version. I just really like the style of the game.
@pajamapantsjack58746 жыл бұрын
Too bad, I really like the disgusting gun design from the gameplay I saw. Edit I’m an idiot
@nickmoradi7116 жыл бұрын
Pajamapants Jack not the same game, thats scorn
@Ninjahero512646 жыл бұрын
That's Scorn. A way better game. Agony was just an edgy hell game. Scorn is more Giger-esque and biomechanical.
@AFlyingTaco16 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who got this garbage confused with Scorn.
@naedanger1236 жыл бұрын
Hunter Oh thank god, I mixed them up too and was wondering where all the guns and actual combat went
@antaresmaelstrom53656 жыл бұрын
Well there is a scorn demo you can see some people play though it is rather short.
@codlogic70606 жыл бұрын
Im glad my friend showed me this channel.
@hubertusxvi68776 жыл бұрын
Every Wednesday when I come home from college, I get a new ZP episode, I LOVE IT
@Oversensitive-S-poster6 жыл бұрын
0:47 was that a zoe quinn reference i see there?
@solairehearts30716 жыл бұрын
S W A G O N Y
@theSparkyDub6 жыл бұрын
No
@underachievers6666 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being alive
@morganpartridge18655 жыл бұрын
The virgin agony vs the chad scorn
@willia_music6 жыл бұрын
This review had more gore than the game
@drzoidberg198556 жыл бұрын
That description of games journalism, wew lad.
@bigcountry29023 жыл бұрын
And then they made the sequel where you play as a succubus.
@Andrei-ck7lv5 жыл бұрын
The part regarding stealth mechanics made my day.
@AveGluteusMaximus6 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the story and thought it just needed a little more fleshing out so that people who don't know The Book of Revelation (most people playing these videogames nowadays) might also get into the references. Frankly, I had to look some stuff up myself but it answered lots of the questions I was left with at the end in a rather satisfying way (Hunter of Souls, Seven Headed Beast, Tower of Babylon etc.). It was an ambitious goal of a story that a small team simply could not realize in the context of a fun game. They got caught between "story" and "fun game" and fell a little short of both. Still, I think they deserve some props for trying. It's still a cool and unusual concept on paper that beats all the shitty unoriginal AAA cash grabs that dominate the game scene today (imo)
@goldenhorde6944 Жыл бұрын
Heh, Fleshing out
@carlosheras71396 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is there much more punctuation these days?
@Flood5206 жыл бұрын
We all get older...
@quacktac5 жыл бұрын
Someone actually did a great job of transcribing that.
@Avellar30006 жыл бұрын
"Fucking transcribe that one" - I fucking checked the CC just for this!
@Toasterloaf3 жыл бұрын
This game looked really interesting during the reveal trailer. Shame it went tits up. HAH!
@user-lh7mt7zo7l Жыл бұрын
Pretty much all of this applies to Scorn aswell
@Xidification7 ай бұрын
After the "transcribe that" comment, did anyone else rewind and turn on Closed Captioning to see how it was actually transcribed? 😅
@miguelsiguenza40146 жыл бұрын
The shade at the beginning of this made me lol
@hrruben51356 жыл бұрын
There is only one Leather Goddesses of Phobos. Don't deny it:
@JD8676 жыл бұрын
Such edgy, so evul
@RufusOmega6 жыл бұрын
How is it edgy? Explain please.
@HadBabits6 жыл бұрын
Rufus - Look up "Woosh" and consider the grammar and spelling in the comment :B
@RufusOmega6 жыл бұрын
Just because he was being a little memelord doesn't mean the content of the comment wasn't sincere.
@CPSPD6 жыл бұрын
RufusOmega yeah mon an edgy hell setting with death, boobs, gore, LABIA APPLES and women being raped in the background is not edgy it’s actually intellectual STEMlord art. Actually it’s quite downplayed! *tips fedora*
@HadBabits6 жыл бұрын
So you're saying, and please correct me if I'm wrong, they could've sincerely came here to leave a 4 word comment, doge style, to inform Yahtzee's audience of both the edginess and evul of Agony? o3o
@TheNathanchavez966 жыл бұрын
they did transcribe it and it was great.
@EnsignGeneric4 жыл бұрын
Recently saw a demo video for this game's sequel, and I just can't wait for Yahtzee to review that one. His disdain will likely tear a hole in reality.
@mauriciomagalhaes1813 жыл бұрын
wait there is a sequel in the work?
@rodrigodepierola6 жыл бұрын
"Agony: The Whore of Babylon" coming soon.
@callmebomb6 жыл бұрын
It's not that psychological, more just, eww
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
Which apparently passes for psychology today in games.
@blarg24296 жыл бұрын
"Eww" is technically a psychological response. :V
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
If you keep thinking about it after playing it, it's psychological horror. (Well, if you aren't laughing at it that is.)
@BurnedSoap6 жыл бұрын
Props to the transcriber. Good job.
@rock37936 жыл бұрын
the mist balances both just put a game in that world
@GretgorPooper6 жыл бұрын
Goodness me, yet another game that thinks shock equals horror. Not only that, it doesn't even pull off the shock correctly, what with gruesome-looking things being the boring rule instead of the unexpected exception.
@RufusOmega6 жыл бұрын
It's not even trying to be shocking, or horror. It's a glorified walking simulator that depicts a very old puritanical view of hell and religion's demonising of women. And as such it pulls off what it was trying to achieve quite well.
@REgamesplayer4 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll Press F if you are getting lost. It will literally show where to go. I'm playing game right now and it has some terrific level design. Yahtzee is a poor gaming journalist as he often fails to give devil his due. He can only bash and often cheaply at that too.
@DrWub6 жыл бұрын
Agony, that was what i felt while playing this game.
@MrSamulai6 жыл бұрын
So you decided to make that joke even after watching a video that made fun of people who would make that joke?
@DrWub6 жыл бұрын
MrSamulai yeah I couldn't help it
@DoctorMandible6 жыл бұрын
Literally your best video
@LAVATORR6 жыл бұрын
Video hasn't started yet, BUT 1) I am really looking forward to this because 1b) Agony is a fascinating trainwreck Don't let me down, Bennihana Crowshaw.
@zeromailss6 жыл бұрын
I hope Agony 2 is better, it has the potential
@sibanbgd1006 жыл бұрын
にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien I, an intellectual, am waiting for agony 2 remastered
@darkartsdabbler24075 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' near anything can be said to "have potential"
@DarknessCalling6 жыл бұрын
The game was made for edginess sake. Like hatred. They're both shit, and they're both fuel for the twats who hate video games. Perhaps that's who made them? People who fundemantally lack understanding of what a game is, why it's fun, and what makes it good?
@NotAFakeName16 жыл бұрын
DarknessCalling when I first heard about it it sounded like a pretty cool horror game though. You're stuck in hell, powerless, forced to run away from all the demons and shit. Sounds like it ended up being executed poorly, but I think it deserves a little more credit than being compared to hatred.
@RufusOmega6 жыл бұрын
How was this made just for the sake of edginess? Explain.
@49mozzer6 жыл бұрын
Hatred was quite clearly taking the piss though while Agony wasn't. Just read some of the billboards ingame and you'll understand.
@krayzoman6 жыл бұрын
I think you're thinking of the last 5 to 10 EA cash grabs. I actually paid for the newest Far Cry; it was OK, had no replayability, and now I'm already hearing about the next one. I feel bad for Assassin's Creed fans. :/
@krayzoman6 жыл бұрын
I think the first minute of Yahtzee's video on the game sums it up, even though the game was in development long before Trump was a presidential candidate. If you want to look deeper, you could say it's as edgy as every other game where the player gets to live out the fantasy of being the most inexplicably badass and important person in every room, something I'm sure every incel and edgelord can relate to. Edit; to answer the question I think you were asking (how is your comment relevant to the topic), my comment was aimed at the last portion of Darkness'.
@PorchPotatoMike6 жыл бұрын
I really have no interest in video games, but I love watching your videos because they crack me up. Good work!
@barthvader954 жыл бұрын
2:10 Wikiquote actually quoted that bit on the ZP quotes page, and the "fucking transcribe that one, bitch!" sentence links to that old "challenge accepted" image macro.
@Zerpderp06 жыл бұрын
Why does Yahtzee strike me as the game journalist who would be in favor of what steam just did?
@s.agentgadriel73696 жыл бұрын
Well, they're either talking about how Valve made a bold (if questionable) choice to ban visual novels from Steam, or the more recent decision to allow anything that does not explicitly break the law on Steam, after the backlash proved a bit bigger then Valve had expected.
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
+S.Agent (excuse the pirate accent) I thinks it be the latter, land lubber.
@mufi10086 жыл бұрын
censored gaming refute this news kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4XbepWEh8Rmpbc
@gpopthat17326 жыл бұрын
8 views, 19 likes. Ok can you do a Zero Punctuation on KZbin please?
@bloodstoneore46306 жыл бұрын
what?
@gpopthat17326 жыл бұрын
bloodstone ore ... oops
@90maducc6 жыл бұрын
What.
@CodenameMEGAN6 жыл бұрын
Its not youtube's fault that Yahtzee is just that amazing
@gpopthat17326 жыл бұрын
I was saying that KZbin is broken because of the view to like ratio. It was meant as a joke
@illakelsin90556 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, man. Glad youre still making these.
@KillerOrca6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else turn on CC just to see what the subtitles said when he poked fun at them?
@thattypicalslimy85486 жыл бұрын
What a fitting name, people are in agony while playing this horrible game.
@stillnousername97966 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ALSO AGONY? THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS! YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T AGONY? My mate's new game, Blue Breakfast Tech. Well made game, good gameplay, please check it out.
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
It wasn't *that* bad. I mean, it's not like it's Skyrim's intro sequence or anything. (I can't even try to make a new character anymore. [shudders])
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
I've been playing Skyrim (legendary Edition) exclusively on Xbox (360), since I don't have it on PC...
@thattypicalslimy85486 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't fallout 3's terrible intro.
@deadlyreaper6526 жыл бұрын
*9 views* *17 likes*
@nunyabiznasty89146 жыл бұрын
Boy, that's nothing. I got 11 views and 162 likes.
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
Gotta pump those numbers up boys! I wanna see 2 views and 1k likes, by tomorrow!
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
Heresy! [Blam] Wait a minute, why am I here. I'm a heretic! [Self Blam]
@chwenhoou2 жыл бұрын
2:00 Well, that sums up Evil Dead 2013 in a nutshell.
@shanepye70785 жыл бұрын
Like a real doll, smeared with ground beef... Awesome