Exploring Warhammer 40k: The Inquisition

[@Lightscribe225]

*Exterminatus* *distant shouting* fukken heretiiiiiics!

[@jacthing1]

"ALRIGHT FIRE" *Headbutts exterminatus button

[@SpoopySquid]

Did somebody say 'Chaos'? Uh-oh... *SMASH IT!!!*

[@brotheralaric7177]

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[@OfficioAudiorum]

“My patience isn't limitless… unlike my authority.” - Gregor Eisenhorn

[@joethestrat]

Eisenhorn FTW

[@enbygamer]

Prot You just got to love this guy

[@BertramShord]

Amazing quote. Iirc, it's on this creepy Cryo-Monarchy-World, when he is asked why he didn't prevent the murder of their relatives and the line just completly turns the table on the guy questioning him. Like...."well ok, yeah, i shut up. I strongly suppose we will help you as we can."

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!

[@tghilkrad8012]

Just like how NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

[@sethleoric2598]

Beat me

[@DavianWimW0tsD1S]

Pretty sure every heretic and faithful alike expects the imperial inquisition

[@galacticyeet2732]

Beat me to it

[@NA-nz9lv]

Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Emperor

[@maxmazza2987]

If you have to ask yourself whether or not something is heresy, it's probably heresy. The Emperor protects.

[@samyomura]

EXTERMINATVS FIRST. Just in case.

[@scooplerz9071]

Is mayonnaise a heresy?

[@iTxip]

@@scooplerz9071 Depends, is proper mayonnaise? Made with chicken eggs and sunflower oil like the emperor intended? Any other way is clearly heretical

[@rafmonkey96]

That's GOD Emperor you heretic

[@justaclock4768]

@@iTxip such a shame. I just received some mayonnaise from Papa Nurgle and I’m happy to share with you

[@Ashannon888]

I still love how the Space Wolves basically told the Inquisition to sod off, killed an Inquisitor-Lord in open battle and basically said they'd do it again if needed. When the Inquisition went crying to the Powers That Be, they were told to suck it down and leave the Space Wolves alone. (Bonus points because the Inquisition was 110% in the wrong but are too self important and corrupt to realize it)

[@matthewparker5277]

Hot damn that sounds rad, I'm just starting out on reading the books, which one is that in?

[@baneblade__]

It's just a shame that the Space Wolves are so lame

[@pious83]

I think the last line of that quote sums the Inquisition up perfectly.

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

"And of course, spanish inquisition" I didn't expect this.

[@vexile12]

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition

[@LostArchivist]

Well not when they are two hours late for their appointment they don't.

[@iTxip]

Teir chief element is surprise, after all

[@if7723]

Heh, everyone expects the Spanish. No one expects the Tyarinds..

[@demiurge9212]

A Cadian, a Catachan and a Death Korps Guardsman want to become Acolytes of an Inquisitor. They get tested in multiple Situations and master all of them. Then they get their last Task. The Inquisitor hands a Autopistol to each of them and says: "Behind this door is your Wife tied to a Chair. Go in and execute her to prove your loyalty to the Emperor." The Cadian goes in and comes back 10 Minutes later. "I cant do it I love her to much". Then the Catachan goes in and comes back after 30 Minutes. "I cant do it. This is to much for me!" Finally the Death Korps Guardsman goes in and comes back after 2 Hours. The Inquisitor, beeing curious what took him so long, asks the DKoK Guardsman what he did all the Time. "Well the Autopistol was empty so I had to beat her to death with one of the Chair Legs!"

[@danthelowblood2653]

Hehe

[@XeranDereth]

How shitty was his aim that he needed to beat her to death?

[@blankblanky5779]

@@XeranDereth the pistol was empty as it had to bullets to begin with. It was the classic prove you'll do anything but no damage is actually done. But the kreigsman, as they do, took it a bit too literally.

[@XeranDereth]

Blank Blanky I very much doubt the inquisition wouldn’t actually want you to kill your wife. They seem more like “merc that bitch NOW” kind of people.

[@jamesnugent6451]

The Kriegs men took too long. he was sloppy. Shoot him and pick out another one. There are always more men of Krieg

[@yourvanguard8179]

The God Emperor's most holy inquisition would like to know your location, for...a friendly chat.

[@mammon_is_god]

I'm in the hearts of all men come and find Me.

[@jamesnugent6451]

@@mammon_is_god in the hearts of all men you say..... Sounds.... Heretical to me

[@henryfleischer404]

1234 sesame street

[@yourvanguard8179]

@@mammon_is_god your heresy is noted, Deacon.

[@mammon_is_god]

@@yourvanguard8179 For The Warp

[@ClydeC]

A blessing from the God Emperor of Mankind for T. E. S. to upload a video..

[@galacticyeet2732]

"Did I hear CHAOS!" "Uh OH!" "FIRE!" *Proceeds to Exterminatus the planet*

[@merrittanimation7721]

SMASH IT!

[@marble228]

*BRUTALY REPEDATLY SMASHES MY HEAD AGAINST GIANT BUTTON*

[@AVI-lh6rm]

@@marble228 *distantly* "FUCKIN' HERETIIIIIICS!"

[@raymonders001]

A video specifically on the Death Watch would be amazing, they go into some reeeaaaally funky lore

[@VoceCorale]

I second this. I would appreciate such a video so much. Please Mr. Exploring, make one!

[@MrAmeame]

The planet broke before the Guard 🙏🏾🙏🏾😤

[@777LGF]

Cadia stands!

[@jackhobbs6246]

Cadia Stands

[@ddavis5708]

@@jackhobbs6246 cadia fell shut up already

[@declanedmison5442]

D Davis That smells like heresy

[@justaclock4768]

@@declanedmison5442 Cadia falls to Chaos just like how your emperor falls to Chaos. And Chaos is inevitable.

[@chaosknight9131]

"There is no such thing as innocence, just varying degrees of guilt"

[@jamesnugent6451]

....Your name is chaos knight... Please remain still as I alert my local Inquisitor.

[@jackxiao9702]

A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time!

[@lorenzo4637]

I’m too broke to ever be able to play the game, but I love the lore!

[@DerekCooper_]

True dat

[@conradsandford2727]

The lore is great. I'm poor as fuck, but put some aside to collect and paint now and then. The Ork lore cracked me up, so that's what I try and collect.

[@Qwerty-jy9mj]

Same

[@jigsawalwayswins8636]

You could always get a small set brother. A 2,000 piece set is nice However a set of 25 can still carry out the emporer's will

[@alxxz]

Well You know what?! I never understood people's obsession with this lore of the "god" Emperor of Mankind, who in his final fight was ultimately defeated and reduced to a rotting corpse and thousands of people of the imperium were required to be sacrificed on a daily basis just to keep his consciousness alive! What kind of a sick "god" is this?! It's as evil and satanic as it gets!

[@Lord_Deimos]

Can't wait for the Sisters of Battle video.

[@IAmCipeRamo]

:(

[@consultativemind1206]

I would watch exploring warhammer 40k all day, you just make the lore entertaining and effectively swift.

[@GreatgoatonFire]

It'd be cool to see a follow up talking about Puritan and Radical inquisitors or the different inquisitorial factions. Like the Xanthites using the powers of chaos against the enemies of man to varying results. Or the Istvaanians that think humanity need more suffering and strife to survive in the 41s milenium.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

*Da Fuck!*

[@effigytormented]

@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Or the Amalation Conclave that thinks that only by working with the people of the Imperium can his Holy Plan be made manifest so they attempt to keep the status quo so as Him-on-Earth's plan will unfold as He intends.

[@nickharper8145]

Thank you for making these Exploring Warhammer 40k videos. I have always been interested in the lore and setting so it is nice to finally get some information about the universe. I recently started working a 2nd part time job at a bookstore and I find myself curious about the 40k books as well. Please keep the info coming!

[@vvbr2372]

10:00 Let's give them a genocide they'll never ever forget Cause if we miss a couple they'll breed a couple more And soon we'll be hating twice as much as before! #Tau

[@theredronin9365]

The Inquisition, my personal favorite faction within the Emperium. I just got into 40k and I love these videos.

[@turb00o]

You literally just saved me from boredom.

[@patrickrauh996]

Dude, i never played one game or read a book or something, but you explain a good lore way too good and in a calming but interesting way, i watched all scp vids,that's why i'm now here, love your work

[@Jacl11]

We here in the Imperial Navy find this video about the Inquisition to be good.

[@Charwee]

I love this series . Can’t get enough!!!! You have real talent in story telling.

[@julsmul7164]

Hey TES, I've been following for about a year, and I think you should make some WH40k videos on narratives that showcase topics like the Inquisition on the individual level. A lot of your SCP-related videos have this type of content in the form of research logs and other, similar descriptions, and I believe that the universe of 40k is best brought to life in the narratives that draw from and push the rich lore into interesting people, settings, etc. Regarding the Imperial Inquisiton, the Eisenhorn novels are some of the best out there. Perhaps you've already planned this type of video for a later release, but I wanted to say something since you're such a talented writer and have great skills in narrative and storytelling. Hope you read this. Thanks and please keep up the good work!

[@dathore]

it would be awesome if they did some videos on Ciaphas Cain.

[@TheExploringSeries]

Yeah, so far I've just been covering really broad topics to introduce people to the setting.

[@dathore]

Just a little extra to the video, the inquisition does have some ranks that they use, though they're mostly informal, the inquisition runs on a seniority system, where the oldest and most decorated inquisitors are at the top, with troops of investigators and agents under them, they're a very political organization, so, elder inquisitors tend to have lots of sway in how the group as a whole operates, though that power is often limited to what Ordo they belong to, since a Xeno Inquisitor has little to no say in Maleus business, though seniority is above all things taken into consideration, since you have to be either very good at your job or be truly blessed by the God Emperor to live to see old age as an inquisitor. Also, some inquisitors have unique tittles that where placed on them, like how Torquemada Coteaz holds the official tittle of Lord Inquisitor, making one of the leaders of the Ordo Maleus, and also holds the title of High Protector of the Formosa Sector, which kind of makes him a general in the imperial guard, though only his tittle as a Lord Inquisitor is actually taken into consideration in the Imperium at large. overall, great video, can't wait to see more of you exploring this crazy universe we all love!

[@Mezha07]

So basically they go by far as a group where "men usually die young" and those that live that long are technically proof enough

[@badbirdinc7546]

“Yeah I believe ya, but my bolter gun don’t!”

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

You can expect that the Inquisition explored every aspect of your channel and personal life as well.

[@belzyk3dg122]

Human error? HERESEY ..slams face into Exterminatus button..

[@BloodmoonPyke]

Some people on some planet: "Hey, did you hear...?" Inquisition from orbit: *"NUKE THAT ROCK RIGHT NOW"*

[@firetarrasque4667]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say We probably need an order to deal with Tyranids

[@Trilla2517]

You got me into this 40k and have been bringing for about 3 weeks

[@feralprocessor9853]

Right off the bat, a badass redrobed Inquisitor armed with a possibly modified bolter.

[@cadw9556]

Love everything you do fam

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

Ugggggggghhhh...not the Inquisition. The migraines are causing me to make gravity go batshit insane.

[@mammon_is_god]

Just blink already and end it.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

@@mammon_is_god I can't! I can't risk being erased from existence by the One Being! I already caused too much damage within the 40k universe and they said that if I ever unleash a 1,000,000% max capacity of my power, then I am done for! The 40k universe has just been put on the list as an official universe to go to, you know for hardcore badass motherfuckers out there. That just makes it even more complicated if I ever try to curb stomp the entire universe ever again. Plus I see literally everything and all that existed, not exactly the destructive type even when under a lot of stress.

[@mammon_is_god]

​@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 I see...

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

@@mammon_is_god Sometimes it is not easy being a galaxy-shaped Cosmic Eye...

[@sethleoric2598]

Suprise is our number one weapon!

[@kriegthemeat7980]

Ordos Xenos: There will never be another War of the Beast Ghazghkull: OI GET DA OOMIES BOYZ

[@yoshgoshjosh]

The inquisition being shady? I smell heresy!

[@lmao.3661]

Well I wasn’t expecting that

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

It's VERY late. I need to sleep. But as a loyal and law abiding citizen, I am obligated to watch this video. No one is being coerced.

[@jamesnugent6451]

Yes. The two Krieg guardsmen behind me have nothing to do with it.

[@maxxcreese9911]

@@jamesnugent6451 holding their weapons at the ready

[@webdude15]

to imply coersion would be heretical, im glad u see it that way brother

[@70Lu07]

i didn't expect this video coming

[@ShardtheWolf]

Yeah, but the all guardsman party would like a word with you.

[@TheLuckySpades]

The All Guardsmen Party are the best of the Inquisition

[@monsterno.definablenever.3484]

5:22 Sounds about right.

[@ciroluxom6615]

"There's a branch dedicated to discovery of the origins of the Inquisition. And the fact that there's a branch dedicated to obscuring said information should tell you about the Inquisition..." Yeah. That it's fucked.

[@Sitruk86]

fun fact, the Ordo Excorium has determined that nearly every case of Exterminatus ever ordered was unneccessary overkill.

[@kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144]

Exploring the Inquisition? Mighty brave

[@SeniorSite17Researcher]

I did not expect this video.

[@cerulianchild3879]

how does he do it, how does he consistantly come out with long, informative videos at such a quick pace!

[@galactakid7064]

Obviously it's a hivemind

[@TheHalogen131]

I hope you will make a seperate video about Bolter Bit... Umm about Adepta Sororitas!

[@marcusarelious5920]

The inquisition, a scalpel. The guys who REGULARLY blow up PLANETS for the hell of it... sounds legit

[@poisondamage2182]

it's quite a... big... scalpel

[@goodenoughright5433]

My favorite branch of the Imperium

[@sirgideonofnir6840]

To bad the imperium is nothing like the emperor would have wanted. You are corrupted not by chaos, but by humans greed for power.

[@johnivanoplimo5172]

Well, I wasn't expecting the Imperial Inquisition!

[@feralprocessor9853]

To Bricky, known as space-detectives with an enormous power complex.

[@redbasher636]

Just a heads up, it's called Exterminatus, like ex-term-in-nat-us

[@JerryMetal]

omg I really need to clean my room, it's total chaos Inquisitor: DID I HEAR MENTION OF CHAOS!? **exterminatus**

[@Nverdis]

It seems that the best way to survive the world of 40k is to be a colossal rule breaker. Not all the time, not in ways that'll put a target on your back. But just the right situation and at just the right time

[@NICK....]

I did not expect you to cover this topic

[@APOLLYON-IV]

Imagine Ace Ventura as an inquisitor

[@hailongngouc6275]

It's not just "The Inquisition", IT'S THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!

[@deadlad6911]

I really hope you keep making these videos

[@danielclark-hughes692]

Space Marines look like they have Amon Amarth broadcast directly into their helmets and vehicles.

[@dathore]

those would be space wolves, others like the black templars prefer linking loyalists.

[@adsfddsdfsfsdsasofsavgdhua4879]

Good to see ur covering warhammer again

[@tristandukes5548]

Kinda like a cross between Warhammer 40K and The SCP Foundation

[@Im-No-body]

I certainly wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition in a 40k video I guess what they say is true

[@brotheralaric7177]

Personnaly i don't fear the inquisition, and you will never get me, i'm already in the eye, mouhahaha.

[@poisondamage2182]

profile picture checks out

[@junigearx7452]

The Necron Empire is the strongest , destroy humanity *All Hail the Silent King*

[@zenoblues7787]

But don't you need humans to make new organic bodies?

[@excessiveone9952]

@@zenoblues7787 they could use Tau

[@matttam98]

1:18 Ayy, it's my boy Gregor Eisenhorn

[@Titanic_Tuna]

Tzeentch had fortold the arrival of this video.

[@YumyChocEclare]

Sounds like the Galactic Occult Coalition

[@patricksmith9700]

A scalpel the inquisition. That's hilarious

[@Law0086]

Knowing is half the battle. The other half, is violence.

[@toastie8173]

I was discussing starting a new plaque army. As i said this i could feel the inquisition closing in on my location

[@Roamingfirebat]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. But everybody fears the imperial inquisition.

[@davidk6269]

Cue the Mel Brooks' "History of the World Park 1" song about the Spanish Inquisition.

[@sunnyboi3867]

I guess I didn't expect this video

[@williamhayes2479]

Its 5:20 AM, I was going to sleep ,but you uploaded.

[@TheEurymonae]

Even though i am not interested in the Warhammer universe at all, i just like listening to your magnetic voice! ;-)

[@PunpkinMan]

another great topic for 40k would be psykers

[@005ean]

Loved these! Subbed for sure! Any chance you are going to dive into Fantasy Warhammer?

[@FrozenLord66]

Some inquisitors want to use xeno weapons or xeno tech and some inquisitors wants to use chaos relics there some weird inquisitors in the imperium

[@jbaggers4322]

Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!!!!

[@TheXell]

What a show!

[@Bodabem]

You know, there just running around shooting each other down there, better just lay the exterminatus upon this worl- ALRIGHT FIRE!! *SMASH EXTERMANTUS BUTTON*

[@vexile12]

Head butts the fire button repeatedly

[@david162116162140]

I wonder how they would handle the SCP Universe.

[@dathore]

they'd burn the whole thing to the ground.

[@joethestrat]

Their planet would be a perfect candidate for Exterminatus, and no one in the Imperium would bat an eye.

[@tristandukes5548]

You should look into either, D&D, Pathfinders, or Zelda lore

[@michaeldavisii1274]

You should do exploring jeepers kreepers and his lore

[@vexile12]

Just got released from hospital and this video is up yay

[@webdude15]

so, am i right to compare the authority, rights, and abilities of an inquisitor to be equal to that of a Jedi during the clone wars?

[@raourotsukodoji3790]

Thanks to your videos i'm learning about and getting into warhammer. Very interesting. Are you gonna make a video about the old ones?

[@Blake.Spider]

no one expects the Terra Inquisition!

[@dominut_is_art604]

I'll try to explain how the inquisition figures out what is heresy and what is not. If look sus its heresy and if it doesn't it still is heresy and if you find out it wasn't heresy move on because prevention is still better than a cure.

[@donttreadonmemes]

I'm surprised that you left your their motto. "Innocence proves nothing"

[@isaaclawson2097]

Well i didn't expect this

[@teoteous]

Exterminatus IS a scalpel if you consider the entire galaxy as a single body.

[@staberas]

1 dislike! LET THE CRUSADE TO FIND THE HERETIC BEGIN

[@sneakyking]

Burn everyone who watches the vid. Its better for innocents to perish rather than allow one guilty free.

[@H0thWarrior]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!

[@merrittanimation7721]

Our chief weapon is surprise!

[@Nathan.L.R]

If I was born into the 40k universe, I would want to be an Inquisitor.

[@TheTrueBrew10]

Should do Blood angles space marines.