YTP - Meet the Entire Team, but Something's Not Right

Soldier meets his new sergeant, Sniper gets the worst promotion ever, Spy clears his browser history, Medic hangs himself after realizing his job description, Pyro starts a new reality show, Engineer becomes a spastic terrorist, Demoman discovers the world of dank memes, Scout overdoses on Starman powerups, Heavy makes a futile sacrifice, and then they all agree to take a vacation after having to fight giant sentient genitalia.
Credits missing:
Wilford Brimley - Wilford Brimley on Diabetes
Credits correction:
Dane Cook - Vicious Circle

[@AxelFourth]

Kids, dont do drugs

[@James-oj6ru]

Ray Winata ok

[@thestupid7385]

Ok daddy

[@vbgvbg1133]

Ogey

[@handsomemadmario]

vegetables, eat your kids

[@handsomemadmario]

kids, brush your drugs

[@kamyip4226]

Engineer: *grabs a beer to drink* *ends up drinking his guitar*

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

Exactly. I hate when my beer turns into a guitar.

[@kamyip4226]

@@ShadowBoltTF2 #struggles

[@nichsa8984]

@@ShadowBoltTF2 in the sims you can quickly rank army with cheat code but cursed me: **what that's illegal**

[@FooDerr]

@@ShadowBoltTF2 l o l

[@MurderDrones2]

He was sucking the guitar's dick.

[@blueberries8985]

Fun fact - When soldiers says 420, the time of video hits 4:20 Now more you know

[@judebarrett17]

Ooooooh, I saw this when it came out and I didn’t know what it meant

[@Iamyes7]

Wow I don’t know if that was intentional but that’s hilarious

[@Roon_MoonlightSub]

Welp shoot he found this easter eggs first than me

[@someguywhogodknows7348]

1 1 420

[@DemonBoy1155]

Never noticed that till now

[@domshroom7]

The 5 stages of grief 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance But there is also the secret stage 6. *PORNOGRAPHY*

[@CarbonDisulfide]

Neck Thebet nice

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

7: *P O R N P O R N O G R A P H Y G R A P H Y

[@jackofalltrades8412]

That's just bargaining

[@ultimateyeetgod8467]

That One Dude There is also stage 7the art of f**king

[@Redacted_Ruler]

That’s part of depression my dude

[@brook2724]

4:52 "So listen up, boy! **starts summoning Cthulhu**

[@charlieforsythe2150]

Lol

[@Minilla-us7sq]

XD

[@cringe8996]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD

[@emperorgaiaandjetthehawk1497]

Ye lol XDDDDDDD

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Another thing sort of similar to that is 0:21 And I'd say he knows a little bit more about *ÀÀÁÅÄĄÂĂĀÁĄĀÀÆÈĖÊĔĒĘĚĔĖÈÊĔÊĚĒĘĘĖÊH*

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

In memory of Rick May.

[@jackofalltrades8412]

Rest in peace.

[@nichsa8984]

@@jackofalltrades8412 this actually grapich been tortured

[@biscuits4smvt]

😔😔😔

[@blusoldier5253]

You were good son real good, maybe even the best.

[@Snth_]

:(

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

A 20 minute YTP. About my second favorite game. Mocking my favorite group of characters while keeping them in person. How did I not find this masterpiece sooner KZbin you failed me.

[@jimbothefingerwaggler4509]

Minecraft Overlord PE I know right

[@dustinsangrey6091]

you didn't find a masterpiece.... YOU FOUND G O D H I M S E L F

[@TrixiVR]

I typed this with my nose cause why not

[@-M_-]

KIRA KUIN

[@martinmoleca]

The spy has already breached our P O R N O G R A P H Y Made me laugh so hard!!

[@randomboitime4221]

Now imagine- "The spy has already breached YOUR MOTHER!"

[@mrgritz8018]

That red spy was your mother, the sniper was your father, you are you “You see what she’s done to your father”

[@He_took_my_bones]

‘This spai has already f***ed our fences’

[@MurderDrones2]

5:07

[@JosephMoriya]

Your mom checking your history be like

[@totallynotarobot9622]

I feel like Scout: got new headset Soldier: new helmet Pyro: new grenades Demo: new eyepatch Heavy:new haircut Engineer: new PHD Medic: sharper bone saw Sniper: new jars Spy: a new wife

[@nichsa8984]

engineer: **new model tablet but need smaller**

[@SmikeMan]

Spy: new P O R N O G R A P H Y

[@maisuradzedaniel1489]

No, soldier: New bucket

[@overlordnimonuil]

"Good news! We are going to die!" - "Oh thank god"

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

Good news indeed.

[@thespy4889]

Spy:NOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOO Soldier:Yes

[@soupmayor-themayorofsoup]

oh thank the fucking lord

[@iamdvsj]

@@ShadowBoltTF2 yay

[@Yuri-xg4ni]

Damn, this video predicted the future...

[@demonminer8093]

to be fair, his patient lived without his skeleton, so hes gotta be a good doc

[@nurvis297]

Brother?

[@Jeffbonfro]

Refer to kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2eqnoltm9SYZ5o

[@furchad3574]

@RMwPL - The Black Demon He protecc He attacc Most importantly U dont get ur skelly bacc

[@Thomas-dr2de]

Helth

[@snipuhh__enthusiast2736]

Do you know why he has so Manny glass add-ons? Like the blender on the quick fix and the emerald jarate? (One of my favourite medic cosmetics) he keeps soils in these glass add-ons. In that case that's why he heals. He retracts souls from ded and outs at Respawn or some crap

[@JetFalcon710]

5:17 One thing I find kinda funny here is that the damage the Sniper takes prior to the backstab adds up to 126, even though the Sniper normally has 125 health

[@Mark69888]

He had drugs for another life of time

[@Floridadian]

overheal

[@CanvasChara]

@@Floridadian overhead by 2 hp

[@lolbruhmoment80]

The "spy breaching our pornography" genuinely had me in tears.

[@kelson2516]

me too

[@tedz_wurld]

He's been drawing dicks.

[@kelson2516]

Joel reference,nice

[@randominternettoaster7859]

Donald Trump yeah

[@charlieraaa6381]

I ASSURE YOU THEY WILL NOT LIKE YOUR MOTHER

[@wdsmn7968]

5:26 when the teacher says someone's in trouble

[@EnclaveChad]

IT COULD BE *any one of us*

[@OrangeZ1987]

I to, trip on lsd when someone’s in trouble.

[@nichsa8984]

space marine on drug

[@ciornociovannaandcoldexper7871]

It could even be the kid who threw the brick at the window Nah that’d be to obvious &

[@RetroGaming-gp2ef]

17:46 would’ve been a great moment for a pingas joke.

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

xD yes

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

That meme is dead

[@RetroGaming-gp2ef]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit shut the fuck up

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

@@RetroGaming-gp2ef Why should I? Aren't I allowed to express my opinion? Do you think your such a special snowflake who talks down to everyone? Or are you one of those assholes who thinks that THEIR the only one who's opinion matters and is correct? I think it's the latter but you never know.

[@tybandz420]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit damn. You shut him up🤣

[@Yahoooo.1]

Love the way how Meet the Pyro was edited. Feels like something that could have happened in the lore or Pyro’s backstory : masked pyromaniac burns the whole town and leaves dancing. Police interrogates the witnesses, the search for the mass murderer is still active.

[@suffer3828]

15:23 demo turns into a super saiyan

[@collinstewart64]

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

[@joat_official2020]

This is pretty much a normal community server on tf2 anyway.

[@dustinsangrey6091]

yeah

[@Spubbily01]

This meet the engineer has to be one of the funniest things I've seen this month.

[@kirklundberg2503]

Same

[@r.c.majarreis9803]

At 5:54 it said: "And so, BLU Team has resolved their intruder alert and killed the red spy. The BLU scout is real and the pornography of his mother is secure. Everyone died of a heart attack later that night after exposure to the images in question. The End." Thank me later.

[@aidanwilliams6848]

Russ Majarreis how about I thank you now

[@JetFalcon710]

I'm just gonna thank you now- **suddenly dies of exposure to the images**

[@datsimplenope]

The porn was a cognitohazard

[@JasontheFolf]

Thanks.

[@squidyellotheinkling2474]

Engie is BY FAR the best

[@theshaggycreeper220]

I raised my hand for the medic Also end of the line clip sounded about right

[@kuroteshima]

i thought i was the only one

[@funkygreen80]

Same

[@jimmbob4072]

same m8 there is no other surgeon that will make you recover that fast

[@hackerman1608]

Same

[@redgamer5574]

Same here

[@zuke3438]

3:53 “Wot the difference be, one is a job and the otha’s MEEEEEEEM“

[@wetaughted4640]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[@wetaughted4640]

*TF2 outro plays*

[@tibbers3755]

Meet the soldier does raise an interesting question: how would an interaction between him and gnysgt hartman pan out?

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

It would probably result in Soldier getting the tar beaten out of him.

[@ultimateyeetgod8467]

Thinks deapyly Dear god

[@ciornociovannaandcoldexper7871]

Well... Soldier would be kicked out because of how insane he is and Hartman would be either traumatized, severely hurt, or dead.

[@TheGreatThicc]

"SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *starts beating Pyle with a shovel*

[@blusoldier5253]

@@ciornociovannaandcoldexper7871 all 3. Oh and i wouldn't be kicked out i'd rocket jump out.

[@marionc3159]

7:08 Meet The Anti-Medic: Meet the Blue Medic

[@franco-tirador3643]

The Blu medic heal teammates, but nobody want be healing.

[@boi6471]

ENTIRE TEAM IZ DEAD

[@Diego5766]

​@@boi6471 😂

[@KimTaeHwan114]

11:20 "LENNY!" After that word,I spit it out the ramen noodles. XD

[@masterdaniel9665]

xDDDDDD

[@pyro1436]

10:44 then you have scotsdemo

[@nonamemclovenakamr.n8100]

Where Arthur morgan

[@thatyandere69dspr75]

Demoman is Lenny

[@epicduude1738]

LEN NY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@montypythonandtheholygrail9687]

6:31 “ze patient WOKE UP with out his skeleton” he woke up medic has skill

[@iliagluhchev2821]

Very right. If the guy woke up then he must have done his job correctly.

[@mikehunt3060]

*without

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

Good doc

[@peonythedemondove80]

Being a doctor in Germany requires a high level of skill

[@vgaplus9382]

The anti medic actually seems like a good idea for a class

[@peonythedemondove80]

Especially for tryhards

[@Panzerschreck9]

15:22 - 15:29 Best part in this entire video I've never laughed so hard in my life!!!

[@nabelvilchez4143]

Same

[@jackjosuta732]

INDEED

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Ikr!

[@pile-o-nonsense3688]

Woooh.Woooooh!WOOOOOOOOOOH!

[@squidyellotheinkling2474]

nope.avi. It's Engie.

[@jasonc584]

3:08 "at the top of my lungs" *TO A BURNING RING OF FIRE!I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN,AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER!*

[@TiredAkami]

*AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS*

[@nichsa8984]

@@TiredAkami soldier is enough doing that

[@DoneSonGoku]

**the title says the meme is fucking stupid and the audio gets louder**

[@claphouse1983]

5:07 when mom checks my search history

[@v0lny886]

The spy has already breached our *P O R N O G R A P H Y*

[@dapotatoking4699]

69 likes, nice

[@AssetsBoblox]

@@dapotatoking4699 i destroyed it >:)

[@CamTheSquidDude]

@@AssetsBoblox You, Yes! You! You Are Dead.

[@AssetsBoblox]

@@CamTheSquidDude i'm dead

[@neonman130]

What girls dream of: I dreamed of kissing my crush! What I dream of: 9:36

[@kirklundberg2503]

Same

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

what i dream off 5:33

[@janreiafrica]

*They'll have to glue you back together lenny *Scottish TF2 Theme Song Plays** 13:10 Made me laugh so hard

[@kaiserboye]

The feeling...When you see something that's reached *P E R F E C T I O N*

[@jamesfinch6139]

Yes.

[@squidyellotheinkling2474]

Ye. I no thot fellign

[@sammyscherer872]

6:19 POV: you realize doctor doesn’t have a medical lisence midway through a heart surgery

[@timeslessgun]

12:59 i lauGhed so hard only on this scene ''BULLET''

[@GodlessCreature_04]

Bro do you know where that clip is from??

[@pyro1436]

@@GodlessCreature_04 end of the line

[@icewater6841]

B U L L E T

[@JosephMendoza1054]

*B O O L E T*

[@pixelfolf8734]

When you have a test but didn't study at all 14:46

[@francingfrancisco4910]

It's better if its Soldier's Scream but louder and earaping #latereply

[@theknight4610]

aka every finals test

[@whatisoatmeal5602]

14:50 And your parents when you fail

[@cristychristy9307]

2:57 This message is intended for fornite players.

[@pyro1436]

Thank you

[@iliveforsergals8329]

F THE FORTNITE PLAYERS

[@nurvis297]

Fortnite is okay, it’s just the trends it started that people hate

[@haha-ne6ty]

haha yes fortnite bad tf2 good

[@RakRescue]

FORTNITE SHOULD BE DELETED AND THE DEVOUT PLAYERS MUST DIE.

[@cicero3895]

5:07 the spy has already breached our po r n o g r a p h y

[@timur5241]

Sparta!

[@DavidGaming69]

po r n o g r a p h y

[@datmedic2857]

6:33 hey i raised my hand!

[@wholemilk483]

Where did that scream originate from?

[@Christian23242]

@@wholemilk483 i think that is the Tourettes guy

[@peonythedemondove80]

Same here Doktor!

[@kats5980]

6:28 *Raises hand* I mean he's alive he literally has no heart and is invinisble at the end so yeah actually (In the real video anyway)

[@someshmuck8603]

We’re in the same boat brother

[@zachofalltrades1870]

The part with engineer made me sh*t myself from laughter. Especially the banjo thing: 9:12

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

"Lenny!" is literally just "In Hell!" reversed. How awesome is that?

[@Saitam305]

ShadowBolt It makes sense! Lenny binds go to hell!

[@paclenny]

Me?

[@matemonostori4561]

Is Dennis "Spy" Bateman Batman's sneakyer brother?

[@stls4139]

Prounounced “ inn Heell” backwards “lleennii”

[@impossiblyridiculous9267]

Nah.

[@stardust7766]

0:24 when you stub your toe

[@chocalateislife9257]

Lol

[@ChargedTheTarged]

Ikr

[@tedz_wurld]

I know why he was so mad now,it's all so clear now...

[@metalfanrog8959]

Cloudy or step on a lego

[@marlenebowen1800]

Agreed

[@agengprayogo9483]

9:08 " I Solve Practical Problem"

[@aitipsea3909]

7:34 the close captions say "he's not here, is she?" Kudos to the original

[@eddbradley8477]

And so, BLU Team has resolved their intruder alert and killed the red spy. The BLU scout is real and the pornography of his mother is secure. Everyone died of a heart attack later that night after exposure to the images in question. The End

[@1aundulxaldin]

Did anyone besides me shake their head and say, "What the hell kind of ending is that!?"?

[@IvanTube0]

6:33 a classic.

[@cibresherk927]

5:52 "its obvious, hes the red speou"

[@biscuits4smvt]

13:10 i know that clip is supposed to be sad but i just died when i saw this 😂😂

[@tgf2586]

Omfg engineer was hilarious, I actually could not breathe, the fucking guitar slam.

[@BladedHorizon]

I laughed so hard that my ribs started hurting and I couldn't breathe like you! I almost suffocating!

[@BladedHorizon]

Suffocated sorry XD

[@danielacala2854]

The Gaming Frill I started crying and laughing i really couldn't breathe at all

[@thickskulls]

**SLAMS TABLE** Alternatively.. **TABLE SLAM** Alternatively.. *TABLE SLAM* Alternatively... *SLAMS TABLE*

[@eligtr5059]

How to make a ytp: Just make as many words into bleeped out swear words as you possibly can

[@deadchannellol8529]

Way, way more

[@bushwoom]

Dear *beep* god

[@ultimateyeetgod8467]

eligtr true

[@ciornociovannaandcoldexper7871]

Dear god

[@nikki6586]

4:19 BLU Soldier: One One 420? Best Part.

[@dhararry7929]

He said it when the video hit the 4:20 mark.

[@mag8533]

2:35 *WHO TOUCH MY GUN*

[@TheSpyFromTeamFortress2]

3:01 That was unexpected and therefore made me laugh.

[@bigmackium8844]

Thats the people who judge games by its fandom example Fortnite,lol,tf2,any battle royale game

[@DoomooDguy]

@@bigmackium8844 ALL HAIL THE COMMON SENSE

[@shadowmancerwithatophat]

@@DoomooDguy yes sir

[@wally9540]

Sure, Ludwig is an inefficient doctor, but he has that healing beam, so you never die.

[@engi.2]

6:26 *raises hand* well the surgery works

[@user-11z157]

Discord or News: 4:05 *There's a TF2 Bug with old crates, now u have a 100% inf unusual hats dropping!!!!!* Me: 4:07 (4:09 Grabs keys) Me: (4:12 Going to TF2 Market Steam) Me: 4:14 *Where's the crates?* Friend: 4:15 Here's crates! Me: 4:17 I will buy this all crates Me: 4:19 (Trying to buying crates) 4:21 (Failed, because Vavle fixed 0,06 to 7 dollars) Friend: 4:22 Dude buy this shit bruh Friend 2: (Grabbing with money) 4:23 INCOMIIIIIIING

[@squidyellotheinkling2474]

Damn. I get that same reaction tho

[@avocadothecat]

"Should I be awake for this?" " -no- YES!"

[@zachattack9455]

When I read the “raise your hand if you trust the medic to perform surgery on you”, I read it as “raise your hand if you DON’T trust the medic to perform surgery on you”, and I raised my hand. ...I’ll see y’all on the other side.

[@giacomociogli7631]

10:09 I'm that 1/4 that is loving this.

[@pompador6486]

My favourite part is when the engineer smashed himself on the head with his guitar

[@bukachell]

5:45 cursed frame

[@charliethegh0st]

He looks disgusted and offend

[@SG-fm9wd]

I paused and I see his eyes in place

[@lynkingbetti]

15:08, after the medic line you could have used the majora's mask warning: "Dawn of the first day, 72 hours remaining

[@cleetuschill1733]

5:30 - 5:40 Spy: the kid who copies off the smart kid’s paper Medic: the smart kid

[@ilikememes8253]

Scout isn’t a hypocrite to pyro He’s a pyrocrite

[@justarandomguyonyoutube7978]

Well said

[@crystalking2468]

Engineer lost his ties to the mortal realm and thus cannot remember how is his body supposed to work

[@sterpogamer7958]

When a spy is in your base and you on voice chat like: 4:05

[@farahismail13]

5:05

[@farahismail13]

I litterally typed that just to get back to my spot in the vid

[@cqcumberfunnymix]

Can you reply with the link to that plz reply

[@humant3206]

What do you mean that something is not right? This is perfect.

[@jspaceman]

9:12 this scene had me dying and i dont even know why

[@AbletonRinzler]

3:07 This Joke is F**king Stupid. ------- 3:47 "Sniping is a good job." ------- 4:06 Red Spy is Red Spy. ------- 4:56 The worst thing that happened to Scout... ------- 5:16 You see what he's done to our colleagues? ------- 6:53 Meet the Anti-Medic.

[@enderguyx2081]

When it said raise your hand if you'd trust this man to perform surgery on you, i raised my hand.

[@peonythedemondove80]

I did too

[@cristinagomez3283]

Y'all really tryna die right now

[@palidengamer2540]

that flash of text reads "Remember when I would use this intro all the time? good times, bro." I found this out by slowing it down and getting a perfectly timed pause.

[@PhysicalPhysician]

6:30 i would raise my hand!

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

Your funeral bro.

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

Death or superpowers for a bunch of seconds? Eh, it’s worth it.

[@cityguard4847]

ShadowBolt I’d trust him. Not because I care about my safety, but because if it goes well, imma be OP!

[@Banana_Man489]

“Uhh, why is the world flipped?” Sorry, we went to Australia

[@clyde7085]

And I'd say he knows a little more about *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_* than you do, pal!

[@Rosemary41q]

C L Y D E because he invented marf

[@leaderboard354]

i'd say he knows a little more about EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE than you do pal because he invented it!

[@its_Hazer]

WHO SAID THAT ???

[@Rosemary41q]

JMX remix I said it

[@Rosemary41q]

No!

[@theelite49]

*When you hear fortunate son through someone's voice chat, and you see tons of airstrike soldiers*

[@Slarkie]

17:01 made be rolling on the floor Srsly

[@officialbmanproductions]

at 12:30 scout shouldve said "i fuck miss pauling"

[@zerolayne8245]

6:26 ... *Slowly raises hand*

[@grumpypheonix369]

i’d shoot my hand into the f***ing air (still attached to my arm of course)

[@drpan173]

*heart explodes* ...slowly lowers hand

[@Valveiscool.]

Me: *raises hand in 45° angle*

[@knightofy333schua8]

2:40 How it FEELS to play heavy.

[@r0ad_killer758]

0:09 "Remember when I would use this intro all the time? Good times, bro."

[@combine6439]

4:18. then 420

[@circuit-2925]

8:48 Ngl the engineer was my favorite

[@geraldranga6070]

2:30 NO! Sniper:what happened? Heavy:I am not done with you yet....... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!?!? (Battle cry)

[@edin7827]

I would trust medic to perform surgery on me

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

For the medic question i would honestly trust him since he blew up heavy's heart and replaced it with a baboon's heart and heavy was completely fine.

[@peonythedemondove80]

Not to mention that in Germany, doctors are of high degrees

[@iceypumpkinhead]

TF2 hit sound: EXTRA TF2 kill sound: THICC

[@zeskiee7079]

14:50 dat crit

[@zeskiee7079]

17:57 dat crit again boi XD

[@Awesomest915]

Should’ve put an Adult Swim logo during the first part, to go along with that TV-MA thing.

[@watchoutforsomethingdrunka9076]

Ha ha ha *I don't get it*

[@sophsfavvids]

Socks SOCKS SOCKS

[@shiba2ndworlder]

Some other people has this accaunt pic

[@elmuybrowneyes4811]

1:55 after hours of looking I found out what wasn't right, spy's cigarette is missing

[@prosto_a_user]

17:04 I- I mean, if you have the money to get FULL INVENTORY of AUSTRALIUM weapons then maybe Scout is right...

[@yanxishan6575]

8:40 They'll never find him there

[@finden3362]

Oh hello there

[@YummyUnicornOfficial]

I cannot believe it's been over 6 years since this video came out. This is one hell of a classic.

[@das3610]

*P E R F E C T I O N*

[@lordofsiberia4972]

FaZe FalleN *breaches pornography* 5:07

[@vaz270]

Eh?

[@Rangerchips]

this is like a cartoon for me, back then i didn't know 50% of the jokes. But I'm starting to get a grasp of them lol. 2017 was a time indeed.

[@cygnus190]

12:40 was some pretty good editing

[@ThisGuyIsBluu]

It's from an SFM animation.

[@bendytheinkdemon8129]

@@thomasmoran8958 I think he means the moment when the train rams into heavy

[@laureanoramirez5882]

6:53 this parts remind of "meet the blue medic"

[@phantomin2]

I love the music reverses the music and zooms to another character lol

[@gengarage733]

4:30 M E N T L E G E N