Kingdom Hearts 2 Boss Randomizer Gets Silly

[@sonicsora22]

Cynical: Breaks the emulator Lexaeus: Laughing indefinitely

[@ammonahwong9994]

It's weird how animated Disney characters and the original characters standing next to each other actually work well together xD. seeing Aladdin next to Lexaeus and Armored Xemnas doesn't look strange at all.

[@gene6794]

Ammon Ah Wong Only in Kingdom Hearts will you ever see a Disney character like Aladdin up against Lexaeus, or sharing the same universe as someone like Sephiroth!

[@douglasfreer]

If only the games would actually allow them to be next to each other. Closest we’ve gotten are with Xaldin in Beast’s Castle, Luxord in the Caribbean, Marluxia kind of in Corona, Xehanort in Toy Box and Vanitas in Monstropolis. The others either barely appear (Xigbar in Land of Dragons) or don’t interact with the characters (Demyx in the Underworld).

[@ammonahwong9994]

@@douglasfreer everything else is just Sora, Terra, Ventus, Aqua, Riku and Roxas when playable in their own games

[@douglasfreer]

@@ammonahwong9994 I’m not including playable characters, mostly just the villains.

[@ammonahwong9994]

@@douglasfreer true

[@whyfightweallbreatheair]

The randomized turkey continues to be seasoned

[@dazedhyperion]

Seasoning the randomized turkey but it's actually armored Xemnas

[@anthonysaylor8120]

Armored Xemmas knocking you towards the frozen-in-one-spot Lexaeus was a surprising moment of teamwork

[@RyuunosukeKazuma]

Could been worse, could’ve been Data Vexen and a T Posing Sephiroth

[@dylonyoung2521]

but apparently it was a Xemnas' armor sitting on air and a very bored Lexeaus

[@shirohimayumikira234]

@@dylonyoung2521 No, it's a turkey sitting on air with Lexaeus constantly trying to charge up.

[@dylonyoung2521]

@@shirohimayumikira234 lexaeus could be bored and try to charge up, it happens...

[@WhoCares-hr1vw]

i remember the pain of getting shan yu at digital twilight town, the softlock was horrible. T pose roxas was even scarier

[@karmiccrotal3480]

"It's like re:coded all over again" *Nobody wants turbo mode data Roxas..*

[@introvertednerd0252]

Omg i completely forgot i needed to do that!

[@DrCryptix]

IIRC the bosses' stats are adjusted based on the world's battle level. Which is why Shan-Yu had Sark level damage output, but Armour Xemnas 2 did jack all. It doesn't seem to work on everyone though. I think the superbosses' base stats are so high that they're crazy even with a low world level.

[@ultimatehope549]

Explains how Data Vexen one-shot the door

[@DrCryptix]

@@ultimatehope549 Actually I think that might've been the game mixing up the door's health bar with Vexen's Data meter. When the meter hits max, Vexen gains a stack of Data, and the bar resets to 0. But then since the bar is at 0, the door dies and it's game over. I think. Maybe.

[@amconners]

​@@DrCryptix That's exactly what happens. Any fight with some kind of meter (Shan-Yu, Vexen, Saix, etc.) uses the same location in memory to store the meter's value. As for the superbosses, it's not that their base stats are high; the data bosses and LW just don't scale. They're always battle level 99 no matter where you put them.

[@Sandromatic]

@@amconners yeah. Data bosses with Absent silhouette forms are coded to scale though. So if you encounter ones with Absent silhouette, it'll scale, but the ones that aren't absent silhouette will always be level 99.

[@ralpbeez8414]

"I feel like the big chests are giving me items a lot, like I'm playing Union Cross here" Damn, I really felt that.

[@djfuture5180]

Please continue this as a series! We NEED it!

[@danieluchihaofthesharingan2953]

As a great man once said YEETING YICKERUS

[@Iceboltdoom]

you thought this was a comment but it was actually an AP Boost!!!!!

[@Jyrya]

watching this man run around despite having glide2 is some REAL pain

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

that, and having auto wisdom which would have given him another form.... in fact, leveling forms possibly could have given him some stuff too.

[@mulduls]

The nightmare possibility: Me: Welp let’s give this randomizer a go should be fun! Game: *Changes first boss to Final Xemnas* Me: ...Well it can’t get worse can it? Game: *Changes second boss to Sephiroth* Me: ......Well at least it isn’t Lingering Will? Game: *Changes third boss to Lingering Will* Me: ......... I quit life.

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

"I'm not looking to make a fruit salad!!" Why did that make me laugh?

[@dylanrichards8931]

Imagine getting sephiroth in timeless river😂

[@MunchoGhen]

I hate when it happens lol

[@dylanrichards8931]

Ghen lol

[@WednesdayMan]

*one winged angel starts playing*

[@KingExalted]

A great day for a swell battle ESTUAN INTERI IRA VENHEMENTI

[@OzzyNe0n]

@@KingExalted XBOX JIM CARREY EAT A PEAR LEMON TEA

[@mastertjt56]

I love how he started to talk bad about Union X but then it gives him the ability he wants. The turkey seasoning said be nice to Union X

[@greyshadow9848]

You should just make this into a series until melody of memory comes out I really enjoy this stuff and your reactions are easily the best on KZbin so keep it up Jared you rock and may your heart be your guiding key

[@mahb9814]

Honestly, this is the content that makes me really happy. I used to watch your videos religiously and the world has been in a rough state lately. i just came back to see whats up and i see my chikin boi samuels, i couldnt be more pleased! THANK YOU CYNICAL

[@sirknightjcb9310]

That sitting man is freaking hovering above the ground through sheer anger, my damn!

[@taylordofo14]

I don’t think I have laughed this hard. This commentary is chefs kiss

[@RenKium]

Agrabah: *Giving Jared good chests* Me: how bad is this boss? Boss: Armoured Xemnas AND Lexeaus. Ah.... there we go, that’s what I like there.

[@101Youfail]

Shan Yu is an experienced warrior. There’s no shame in dying to him. I mean why would he be weaker than some scientist dude with a shield that probably never had a fight in his life?

[@thebazingaboi2545]

You would be surprised

[@brodymuser2947]

1:44 the story of kingdom hearts in one second

[@uhhh9539]

17:11 that must be some good ass light

[@sama-taco]

This turkey lord better keep this going

[@blud890]

The dance after you got once more was perfect lol

[@eetukemppinen6260]

more of these, randomizers are super entertaining to watch :D

[@Croftyhere]

Really enjoying these videos dude. Looking forward to part 3

[@thexreaper6930]

Well...at least you can say you are the first X-Keeper to ever be defeated by Shan Yu on KZbin.

[@vvvvvv-sd4pw]

“double dip my fucking hot dog in paprika” -TGJ 2020

[@Tony-qe3fl]

idk what a Hot Dog double dipped in parpika tastes like, but this man is making it sound like a top-tier 5 fu*king Michelin star gourmet sh!t from heaven!

[@SpookyTanukiGaming]

I'd love a chain of memories randomized.

[@orangexlightning]

You have no idea how hard I laughed when I saw Xemnas.

[@LeonardoDaVinci_1452]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Absolutely Goddamn Nobody: Shan Yu: *Enters a computer in Ancient China*

[@FlyShyGuy007]

Cynical: Let’s kill this man with style Shan-Yu: You think you can overpower me?

[@OzzyNe0n]

18:58 "SITTING IS ETERNAL!"

[@danieldeleon1693]

You say the silliest things and it gives me Pure Joy😂

[@GipsyD29]

I need more of this this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@parkerbickle8231]

25:09 some things never change even in a randomizer 😂

[@brodymuser2947]

11:48 ah hell yeah

[@kannonnorton]

I neeeed more of this juicy content!

[@obsidianchangeling5968]

Here's a tip for Vexen fights: If there's a bar, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM DATA CIRCLE!!! That's actually why you're getting auto-losses in LoD. The bar is filling up to green, then resetting to 0. I think a good strategy is to make Vexen hit the door if it's high to lower it and step into the data circle if it gets too low to increase it.

[@ShockMeister01]

Man, I’d love another follow up. This is hilarious! XD

[@goldexp1882]

Jared: My day be so fine. Then boom, no stew.

[@beastslayer8729]

MORE. GIVE ME MORE RANDOM TURKEY SLAP MADNESS.

[@pablopiedad90]

Lookin forward to part 3

[@ShadowOfBlueRose]

Ah, Data Shan Yu.

[@MineBro56]

I find it to be no coincidence that this was recommended to me only a day after I started KH2.

[@konstantinsuvorov2570]

Niiiice :D I was happy to see a part 2. Thx man ;P

[@joseftheerazor]

15:14 - Omg are you serious!!! Two Behemoths together in one area!

[@dangelaf.lucarelli8270]

Behemit or not, yes.

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Actually kinda disappointed their wasn't a data fight in Tron's world. It would have been really fitting, especially data Xemnas

[@ricoaguilar9026]

Please do another these are so entertaining

[@NicerBeisser]

Imagine twillight boss getting replaced with terra. Rip Roxas

[@vincethebanana]

4:03 this is why I love this guy

[@KingdomHearts4KHML]

Well could've been worst you know Sephiroth and Lingering Will 😂

[@KingdomHearts4KHML]

That's the worst pair of boss that you will ever face 😂

[@sonidavid1]

So glad you did another! I wanna see you keep going until Lingering Will!

[@SmallvilleHeart_MetropolisMind]

Most UK gaming youtubers Drive me up the wall pretty quickly, but for some reason...I think I love you 😂

[@linklegend7536]

that was one of the best agrabahs I've ever seen lmao

[@zacharybanaszek6769]

I am committed to this series

[@TonyTD3582]

We definitely need part 3

[@dazedhyperion]

Watch sephiroth be lingering will and lingering will be sephiroth

[@onewingedangel1518]

this should be a series

[@BLfan4life]

come on do a part 3 please!!!!!!! I fricking love these videos!!!!!!!!

[@TheMrManjana]

11:40 When you need to be your own co-host

[@videosofdeath99]

the reason it was crashing is because the drive forms were overloading the ram on the ps2. That usually happens when there are 2 bosses that aren't optimized to be in the same room together.

[@AceZeroBalance]

“I said I wasn’t gonna throw anymore shoes” So you don’t wanna beat Yozora?

[@thelyokomemelord]

I would love to see a follow up to the follow up. And maybe even a follow up to the follow up to the follow up.

[@timmymesak]

I def want another one this shit is great

[@aidanmavety6558]

11:10 I'm convinced you were flirting with Donald

[@ShaunFox1]

You are hilarious 😂 you should seriously do more games like this ! Dark Souls or something

[@Estus1999]

yes, more

[@james-509]

We need a series XD

[@jamespeterson4275]

Pls continue this series it's amazing Also nice Audacity memes

[@TubbyToadInc]

lexaeus more like Flexaeus am i right boys

[@timesbook4429]

man just glide already 😩😩

[@Heavysauce555]

Omg these follow ups are to spicy my lad! I must have more!

[@alexav159623]

I hope you do more

[@scatlinksean]

That intro was just ace.

[@VCiPz]

Yessss I need to see you beat the MCP!

[@KoopaXross]

should be able to synthesize mad shit now.

[@dylanbrady5926]

i need more damnit

[@timschaefer8857]

MY MANS WAS BUILDING THE HYPE JUST TO BE TORN ASUNDER BY RNG JESUS !

[@akunosora5063]

Do more this is pog

[@noahthe0tter]

WHAT IN THE BABOON’S BOSOM IS GOING ON HERE?! 😂😂

[@shadic228]

i need an emulator to experience the moisture of the randomizer 👍

[@dspace4514]

Me: Mom can I see Torture Dance? Mom: No we have Torture Dance at home The Torture Dance at home: 9:20

[@JB_UD]

You know you're actually able to share randomizer seeds between friends. Skyward(wing) has the randomizer aswell so it might be cool to see an X keeper joint stream where you all race to see who can finish a seed first.

[@terrezharris5262]

But Skyward not even on the KH wave anymore 😔

[@JB_UD]

@@terrezharris5262 - He's playing the same randomizer as Gamer's joint, he just uploads to twitch now.

[@terrezharris5262]

@@JB_UD So he just quit KZbin and took his brand to Twitch?

[@JB_UD]

@@terrezharris5262 - Basically, I think he said he found it more fun. Search him up: Skyward_ He's been doing a kh2 rando himself. I'd honestly recommend it, it's very entertaining.

[@alexispinedagranados750]

That dance was golden!!! Yasss

[@sama-taco]

Ps I also think we should all bombard the rest of the Xkeepers to do a KH2 randomizer race

[@ItsBEASTLYtime]

As someone who hasn't played KH2 since release, I really dont know if "Double dip my hotdog in paprika" is a good or a bad thing

[@alexarawdah6903]

Please more videos these make me laugh so much!! 🤣

[@jamiehunt2306]

good video bud

[@TheDarkFuryKnight]

I need more

[@ethanstanley6452]

*smashes mug on the floor* ANOTHER!

[@thembi73]

No hard feelings. I played this game as well when the bosses weren’t random, and I had some trouble with Xaldin.

[@arturobeltranvalencia916]

We need moreeeeee

[@SoraLombaxNetwork]

that face when Agrabah be juicing

[@doubledamn2599]

The Drive Form likely crashed the fight because Drives aren't available for use during their original fights. Limit Form might work though.

[@mollyclark6828]

Can we make a shirt that says I Just Got Wrecked By Shan Yu in Space Paranoids lmfaooooo