Making a One Man Army in Total Warhammer 3

[@TheGrimKleaper]

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[@thefrogmagician9866]

Okay 😔

[@LecherousCthulhu]

The elves would win just because Orion is stronk like that when declaring war against everyone

[@TheGloriousMoron]

Crashing planes into Ship doesn't work, I have tried

[@mosi1234]

Why do you make these warhammer videos so much fun to watch

[@comedycorpse9768]

off subject but what software do you use for editing and how long does it take to edit your videos on general ? im considering youtube as a side project and its a daunting task for someone who just started. btw love the warhammer videos on your channel, they are great. keep doing you man

[@Volvith]

"This sword makes everyone declare war on you." Normal players: "That's horrible." Kleaper: _"Oh my god automation yes please thank you."_

[@light6666]

50 turns later: we can throw the sword away and save everyone.. however *bigger sword*

[@nalthanzo4648]

Noctilus becoming a new Chaos God through overwhelming cannon fire and big crabs is truly the pinnacle of Warhammer lore.

[@skylercalebalviola7007]

Noctilus Chaos god of.. "tomfoolery".

[@alfasolmega4458]

​@@skylercalebalviola7007God of minimum wage

[@registeredwarcriminal980]

​@@alfasolmega4458chaos god of American engineering

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

​@@registeredwarcriminal980chaos god of use more brrrt.

[@thundergaming155]

Chaos god of manifest destiny

[@Patterrz]

These are easily my favourite total war videos

[@maltegyll5265]

how are you everywhere?

[@DJwanderr]

MA boiiiiiiiiiii

[@RK-cj4oc]

You were my childhood man. Thank you.

[@dfastillo]

Pokémon man moving to total war now

[@blazeo8939]

Basically the only total war videos

[@dobbers9921]

Being Cambodian made that random ass line side-splittingly hilarious. Just as I was thinking "Wait a minute... We're not Thai!" the map marker in Japan popped up and elevated the joke from a belly laugh to an outright wheezing one. Very well played, my dude. Very well played indeed.

[@bernielarsen8108]

I come back to this video once a month for that absolute premium joke. Then watch the whole thing because it is a masterpiece.

[@THENemesisXX99]

Got a timestamp?

[@dobbers9921]

@@THENemesisXX99 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqG2mHZjmsSojqM

[@DatBrasss]

The best faction to declare war on everyone is Orion's wood elves. You get less upkeep per enemy you're at war with. Eventually, you are paying zero upkeep for dozens of armies. It is glorious.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Twenty five factions for faction wide free upkeep. The downside woodelves. Maximum two local recruitment per turn with about eleven settlements that you can actually recruit from. Silver lining each general with six points in the blue line is +1 Global recruitment slots.

[@genericprofile2381]

You dont get guns though.

[@gabrielmelnik6796]

Nono You got it all wrong, it's skarbrand

[@TheLionElJonson]

@@gabrielmelnik6796 Why?

[@230Cheerios]

@@TheLionElJonson bloodlust is one kind of a drug

[@AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex]

trait limit is actually 40 but it adds traits the moment you start making progress to them, meaning you had 10 inactive traits. you were just lucky to get a nice even number. Look it up for a mod that fixes it

[@playwars3037]

It couldn't be changed for a long time, but now you can uncap the traits through mods at long last.

[@akcartman1]

i dont think people understand just how hard to create, play, edit a campaign like this and compress it in a funny 20 min video. Absolute massive props, subbed and liked

[@Vin.1904]

Its 35mnts

[@Thetruepianoman]

​@@Vin.1904munts

[@murmurrrr]

He's playing on an easy difficulty level, that makes it rather easyl

[@edwardking9359]

​@murmurrrr still a lot of effort to play that many battles and then edit it down into an entertaining video. It's not about the actual skill shown in game.

[@Bossfightmedia]

@@murmurrrr You really have no Idea how much goes into creating that.

[@brandonmidkiff8200]

0:00 Introduction 0:05 Premise 1:03 Rules 1:25 War Thunder Sponsorship 2:47 Act I: The Reckoning 17:40 Act II: Manifest Destiny

[@cowforceseven7328]

You just condensed over a hundred turns of intense warfare into the best 30 minute total war video I've ever seen. You are gifted.

[@javicoca]

Very impressive stuff

[@APT4Tech]

30 gifts to be exact. 😄

[@gilgamesh7084]

“How does power beyond comprehension feel?” Really makes me want to see a run Archaon booking it for Sok at the start of the game. Be pretty funny to watch the rampage

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

Ulthuan would've been immediately turned into Dark Elf territory if that happens.

[@lordnootnoot2892]

Did this age well? He did not book for the SoK but he was still a force to be reckon with

[@FLoooT]

29:30 "when you outnumber them 1700 to 14 and you're losing", ah I love the Warhammer universes.

[@Sara3346]

Yeah the Dark Elves in fantasy are ridiculous, many factions are like high medival levies with some renniasance gear and they are rocking the equivalent of WW2 eara battleships in their navy, having an airforce of dragons, and manticores, chariots pulle dby teams of raptors with the biggest crossbows on the planet pretty, much and on and on and on. Then again the american empire as it stood in like 1930 whose vibes they were clearly going for was also a wee bit over powered.

[@MyLittleZergling]

Okay new theory: you’re not playing as the faction lord you choose, you’re playing as the sword of khaine that chooses the faction lord it wants to control

[@commanderdemonno9819]

so i imagine that choosing to reject the sword is just the sword of khaine giving up?

[@MyLittleZergling]

good point. most people dont finish their campaigns either @@commanderdemonno9819​

[@andrew3203]

@@commanderdemonno9819 That option is only the illusion of choice. Nobody gives up the sword.

[@BRaMMeG]

Let me say this once: We want you to make more Total War Warhammer videos. This was amazing.

[@Tom-oj7si]

+1

[@ukwarrior89]

can you say it again i didnt hear you the first time

[@alexkaplan6581]

Some Chorfs would be fun. Enslave the world!

[@xanethestrange7659]

This and RimWorld Well if I'm being honest his content is just amazing in general

[@Nicole-dk1cn]

"the age old art form of minimum wage" - I'm in tears. You make this game so entertaining.

[@FerreusIntus]

I feel like he's reached internet historian status. Where every time he uploads they're bangers, but he only uploads once every fifty years.

[@mauicez5040]

i really wish he would drop more but i know TW:W3 is a LONG game

[@FerreusIntus]

@@mauicez5040 the wait is worth it though

[@SteppingRazor762]

It’s almost like taking your time on a video is a good thing 🤔

[@0krana333]

@@mauicez5040 tbh i just rewatch his videos over and over again so i can wait for the next masterpiece

[@MamaBearKS]

@@mauicez5040 On top of the editing, the editing is great and I can't tell you how many times one of his quick edits made me chuckle with his line delivery

[@ezzzzyyy]

This man's humor is absolutely 11/10, literally hilarious

[@fraxtorgaming]

When he went “this is total war” and total warred everyone made me shiver

[@greatgoofy484]

William booty catcher

[@MasterLukasVideos]

I agree

[@arctic3601]

Shiver me timbers

[@Tom-oj7si]

I'm gonna total war all over your face 😈

[@eddiejohansson8040]

personally loved the part where he said "its vampire coastin' time" and vampire coasted all over the place

[@lees1159]

I can only imagine the amount of work that must go into productions like this. Well done man. I'm gonna stick around for more.

[@CertifiedMayagendist]

I know it takes 2-3 months for every vid, but the degree of comedy the Script has is amazing and worth the wait

[@ReigoVassal]

"May God have mercy. This God." Is so badass I'm gonna start using it

[@LoveFae95]

The quality has gone massively up recently and I'm loving it

[@GamingWins]

Easily the best ad spot i’ve ever seen. Inspiring me that WE CAN have fun with these reads!!

[@daud8059]

12:50 The generic problem with wielding the Sword [of Khaine] is that it will make everyone declare war on you. For us that’s not a problem but a feature.

[@mirandamanga9083]

I laughed

[@BirchMonkey857]

Judging by how many times I've watched these four Total Warhammer videos, I think it's safe to say I agree with many when I say please make more.

[@Josuegurrola]

34:40 Needless to say the end times (with all triggers) is madness. It's like losing 2 to 10 years of lifespam.

[@SamFisherFG]

Seriously, you need to do more of these, ive watch your 3 campaign videos like 30 times, i can definitely see you blowing up cause of these.

[@voidserver]

Congrats on the sponsor! It's great to see your channel grow

[@brokenthread8126]

I just got into a warhammer and found your videos. I've never been more into a game. It was so fun to play, and I'm excited to see what comes of your videos. Hope to see you around more.

[@Gorbz]

Fun thing about those traits is that while there is a limit of 30, you might not get 30 as even going in to force march once, for example, locks in the resultant trait as one of the 30, but does not tell you until you have met the requirements for it to appear. Having a general do every action once, fight every faction once, and hang out in low control settlements with construction for one turn will lock out over half your trait slots and give back nothing.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Yeah this is why I don’t comprehend people who say traitmanager is cheating. Sure if you want you can make a 1mDS lord but at the same time without it avoiding traits till you have the 30 you want is tedious as fuuuuuuuuu. Especially on your faction LL as recruiting a single unit means a slot is gone.

[@Firebolt-tr6hx]

This is actually the best intro to any youtube video I have ever seen. The music combined with your humour, voice, and actual discription of what you will be doing makes for the perfect intro.

[@lavabeard5939]

I think the trait limit is actually 40, but you get invisible traits when trait challenges are partially completed, which eats up a trait slot.

[@boywithacrush]

I have watched this video at least 5 times and will likely watch it again and again as its such nice back ground content as well. Editing style is hilarious and very entertaining.

[@nightwingbrund1825]

Loved the last one and was waiting for another, probably watched the other 3 Warhammer videos like 10 times each.

[@jogurcik2879]

same

[@mrhalfwit972]

I've watched the settra video enough times to have it all in memory. I have a problem.

[@nightwingbrund1825]

@@mrhalfwit972 same

[@rofldoffel9826]

Sorry, I can't play Warthunder I don't have access to classified Military documents

[@sakurawarriors7537]

😔

[@jogurcik2879]

I really enjoy your total war warhammer content❤ Keep going!

[@settratheimperishable7800]

Puss in Boots getting charged for his multiple accounts of genocide at the Nuremberg Trials 9:53

[@mranderson9553]

i imagine this actually helps promote world peace, all the factions will get a relationship buff with each other due to their mutual hate of you

[@teosandev6116]

The Sasuke Solution.

[@masterhand9305]

​@@teosandev6116 and Big Boss solution.

[@ひろゆき二十一]

Code Geass Requiem

[@cavsmoody3270]

I have never seen a guy so good doing his video’s, the cut the humor the approach. It’s damn near perfect!

[@Killersean900]

Y’know, I just wanted to leave this comment here to tell you that I absolutely adore your videos. Your humor and editing makes me laugh like very few other things can. Thank you, Grim Kleaper, for these hilarious videos.

[@SlimRhyno]

31:45 "Khairos 'J.P. Morgan' Fateweaver" is f'ing brilliant!!! 😅

[@palaranp]

I don't even play Total War, nor I'm interested in the Warhammer universe. That's how good these videos are.

[@pedroalfonzo3468]

Honestly didn't know this game, never were into total war games, AND EVEN THO I FREAKING LOVE THIS VIDEOS. Makes me curious about all the mechanics and factions of the game. Awesome videos!

[@MamaBearKS]

It was your Settra video that got me into Total War and Warhammer as a whole, not even kidding, I'm now deep into the Warhammer 40k and fantasy lore and have nealry 200 hours in TW:W3 now, thank you Kleaper for showing me the pearly gates and fiery hells of the insanity that is this game!

[@peterhance549]

The advantage technique for marking all of the other factions, “Doing it manually” had me almost having to seek medical attention as my sides were hurting from laughing so much! 😂😂😂😂0:49

[@zacharydonofrio7285]

The pace and tone of all of grim’s videos make them 1000% better

[@teagankoth-jw9ps]

The sea shanty at the enf gave me chills

[@lordsesshomaru8960]

Seeing that Sun Dragon get humiliated like that at 14:07 just made my day as a Morathi main. 😂💀

[@Bonusduck-s9q]

Basically what happens when you give a homeless pirate zombie a cool sword 34:21

[@BirchMonkey857]

NICE. I've been hoping for more Total Warhammer from you. Noctilus v. Door actually made me laugh out loud, not just exhale through my nose or chuckle.

[@donovanhampton2431]

10:19 is the perfect incapsulation of the warhammer experiance

[@naimyguy1622]

If i could mainline endless videos of this quality into my veins 24/7 i might

[@trauma142]

This gives me spiffing brit and martincitopants vibes and i love it! Subbed

[@silverpact1008]

This is an hour old video, I just finished it's 35 minute runtime. 25 minutes into it being posted, I started it. I knew not. I only saw a TW:WH3 Grim Kleaper video, and knew i'd enjoy my time. I am happy to see more will come.

[@cosaicole7139]

I don't know why or how but I can't stop watching this video. It's just so fluid and well done I'm not tired it even watching it again

[@drageus9059]

I feel like with every Total War Warhammer video you upload, there comes up another faction that I'd love to play as when I once buy the game

[@jamesmurray784]

No idea how I've gone years of being a Warhammer fan and never seen a single one of your videos. This has ben a hell of an experience. Subscribed 👍

[@sanspapyrus2932]

Literally the best channel I found a few of your rimworld vids ago and have binging everything twice since Keep it up!

[@BirchMonkey857]

I just realised something: Immortal pirate Finds and uses cursed sword People come from all around the world to try and fuck him up That's Cervantes.

[@mikeyhunt1844]

Love the videos man keep up the good work!

[@pseudonymgaming3541]

This channel’s sponsor segments are the only ones I actually watch

[@NCJF2000]

The content is so good that I spend weeks watching the Warhammer videos on this channel. I am extremely happy that the channel is doing well.

[@kamikaze4172]

I think I've watched this at least 3 times now On a side note, what did those declarations look like? "I have waged war on you!" "Why?" "...I don't know. But we'll cross that bridge when we get there!"

[@RealTykan]

the amount of editing this takes respect

[@expert12518]

3:55 that got me

[@BlizzardAcolyte]

- The sad thing is, as informative and engaging as it was…all I kept thinking about while watching the 2nd half was how I wish the Monstrous Arcanum was available to all factions. It would be funny to see the Necrofex Armada up against all those Monster Hunts and what clashes of titans those would all turn into - 25:12 I'm so jealous that you spawned Celestial Storm...I still haven't personally seen them yet

[@TeteBruleeFR]

Excellently made with a great rhythm. Nice story telling. I loved all the references. Truly, a great deal of efforts went into this. A well deserved like, good sir!

[@josemiguelbecerra5199]

Singehandly got me into this series of games and I’m about to play my first campaign thanks dude these videos are crazy

[@rafaelmedina4305]

Not going to lie, but that’s the first time i didn’t skip a “war of thunder” Sponsored ad and now I low key might download it due to your commentary!!

[@underinkwolf]

I love it when Kleaper releases these videos. Somehow they can only get better, now we have reached the Undead US Navy

[@bobbybolivia9304]

I love the narration! So well integrated! Noctilus and the boiz tore it up baby

[@TheSniperpal]

I was hoping this was coming lol. Surprised he didn’t use Orion though

[@backupaccount6341]

All Acts: Act I: 2:48 Act II: 17:49 Act III (Noctilus' Revenge): 34:01

[@sieghart113vn]

This is the ideal Warhammer playthrough. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[@Capoodle]

I think I've watched this video too much... Noctilus has started showing up in my dreams

[@user-BadUsername]

11:58 I miss viva pinata

[@Wezeyman]

I've come back to this video quite a few times. I intend to keep coming back to it cuz this video is amazing. Can you make some amazing content. I've showed this video to my dad he has no idea what Warhammer is but he finds this video hilarious along with other videos. Keep up the great work bro you're killing🎉

[@Y8K_Y8K_Y8K]

5:04 Elf girls be like

[@anzaca1]

34:40 Damn this music slaps!

[@Stalker_of_the_forest]

What’s the song?

[@arcane2631]

Belakor serves the chaos gods once again, clearly tzeentch just used him to troll you and stop you from truly ascending with the last trait

[@matthewmills5423]

The devs knew exactly what they were doing with the name of Booty Catcher. 😂

[@run414]

Am I imagining things, or is the music around 7:15 the Zerg music from Starcraft? Edit: The Starcraft Terran music also plays at 27:41!

[@Somethinorother.]

I never want to hear “surprisingly lubeless” used in this context again

[@Stalker_of_the_forest]

What’s the song at 34:05

[@Limoroc]

Curse of the Vampire Coast

[@Stalker_of_the_forest]

@ thanks!

[@Limoroc]

@@Stalker_of_the_forest you should check the description more often

[@ExodusEditCrew]

This is the most entertaining thing I've watched this year.

[@TehWunderward1]

Funny, was my first faction. Love your Warhammer vids and you played my fav faction! Great stuff

[@Dennis_Reckless]

Dude your Videos are insane, now your doing fulltime there will be even more great things to come

[@aRandomCook]

Truly a glorious day when the Grim kleaper blesses us with his presence Praise the bird man ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

[@ajc0072]

27:37 My favorite joke

[@amongusgaming123]

That moment when Noctilus said "Its I hate snowing time" and I hate snowed all over the place had me in tears

[@carth266]

"And a lot of humanitarian crying. At least there would be, if I thought elves were people" -_-

[@matohunter35]

In the final battle how many kills did our Psycho Pirate Lord get?

[@TheGrimKleaper]

About 1700

[@swaim6995]

When ever i see you play warhammer, it activates my dopamine receptors higher than The Count's ward save. Keep up the good work and make even more fantastic videos!

[@SweRazze]

Does anyone know what music is used at 22:30

[@augustperez7008]

I think this is my third time watching this video, your delivery, gameplay, humor its all golden, you are without a doubt the best total war youtuber, I hope you make more videos of this game soon

[@dragonlord4898]

Promotion Skip Button: 2:19

[@Novachrono641]

this guy is like oversimplified uploads once in a while but the videos are top quality

[@DifficultInside]

I think you should stream your content on twitch and make videos out of them like this one! I would love to watch all 1000 hours of gameplay from you!

[@richardramondo8929]

This group wields GUN their neutral special is GUN their ultimate is GUN their defense is GUN

[@SpoonsYT]

Let's FUCKING go, Kleaper. Started watching you around the time you uploaded that Rimworld zombie mod video, and boy am I happy to see how much you've grown in both presentation and script writing. I guarantee you that your just gonna keep growing if you keep going. This video is no exception, I've never touched a Total Warhammer game and yet I was entertained the entire way through.