Is this the WORST art we can make with cotton candy?

[@jsekula3]

As a clown, watching the boys figure out a cotton candy machine made me both severely uncomfortable and incredibly amused

[@LuckyBones77]

is it weird that I envy that you can begin statements with ‘as a clown’

[@alanfish91]

Thank you for your service.

[@bruhkakke]

thank you for your service

[@sylvy8355]

Thank you for your service

[@syltwee]

Thank you for your service

[@judderbud]

Werner Herzog as a cotton candy maker at a fair is probably the funniest character inspired by a real person the Grumps have ever made!

[@zeroburn315]

God, I'd love to see a fully fleshed out bit about that, I was dying just at the idea of it, actually seeing it would send me.

[@Germankipp]

​@@zeroburn315and then get that bit animated 😂

[@Chillaxorita]

I would love to see this animated, over the 20 millionth out-of-context laughing fit animation.

[@Marxsenpai]

Holy shit I'm so happy I'm not the only one thinking that lololol

[@pyewackettttt]

read that name as herner werzog . leave a like if you too are dyslexic

[@boopers9768]

"Every birthday is like the grim reaper, moving one peg on the abacus of your life... Do you want him to have gumball eyes?" that legit had me crying, in the good way 🤣🤣🤣

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

"Do you 'vant him to have *GuMbALL eYeS?!"* Has such perfect delivery, I can't (>◡

[@buggie27]

9:59 a little timestamp for you

[@poooost]

I can't wait for the power hour where they have the employees do an ant squishing competition as a direct sequel to this. That's So Much Sugar.

[@brennyn]

I would love an episode that's an unedited recording of them cleaning up after the previous episode.

[@Titanite_In_NY]

@@brennyn But it has to be super quiet and awkward and have them mumbling their regrets. Oh and it has to end with everyone leaving and turning the lights off.

[@LordHonkInc]

I love Arin asking "why?" like an obnoxious two-year old, together with Dan's deflated _"sigh_ I dunno Arin…" just gets me every time

[@nickgwinner3136]

"Arin, I think you should heal..." "WHY WOULD I DO THAT, DAN?" "*sigh* Idunno, Arin. Maybe because you're flashing red and the game won't stop beeping at us?" "*UNINTELLIGIBLE GROUSING*"

[@dragonman011]

Dan almost falling for Arin's gaslighting over the yellow sugar is what we call character development.

[@menialbee]

wasn't it green sugar or are you gaslighting me

[@nickaroundnite]

@@menialbee you sound totally crazy right now

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me" ~ C.S. Lewis

[@bonniefazbear1987]

@@philosophy_bot4171 huge if true

[@SolarRain03]

​@@philosophy_bot4171huge if true

[@TheSpektrum1989]

"I've never made cotton candy in my life." "Why?" Arin with the hard hitting questions that need to be asked.

[@ryancarrell3186]

sometimes his inner 4 year old slips out

[@zadarasimoleons1019]

​@@ryancarrell3186EXACTLY what I was thinking. he truly does just go full toddler sometimes

[@Lucifersfursona]

Let him cook All y’all need more why’s in ur life

[@_korbo_]

reminded me of when they were playing deadly premonition and they said something like Dan: even super mario had introduced more enemies by this point in the game Arin: Why...?

[@graysonwompwomp]

I work at the movies and this is literally my favorite part of my job. Like I get PAID to experience the childlike joy and wonder of cotton candy??

[@aokyoutsuki7744]

Thats nice, its sad seeing say a depressed worker in a cheery environment

[@rieskimo]

​@@aokyoutsuki7744 sad? Yes, but ironic juxtaposition is also funny... There MUST be a German or Japanese word for that

[@Puffleman24]

I'm a dentist so I _also_ appreciate you handing out --cavities-- candy floss to people xD

[@charby1980]

yo same! also the sassy apple doesnt taste great

[@graysonwompwomp]

@@charby1980 luckily we don’t use the sassy apple, we just blend the banana and the blue flavor

[@mokkozy]

I am so incredibly worried about how much sugar Arin ate in this video

[@resileaf9501]

Dan: "Each serving of this is 56% of your daily intake in sugar". Arin: *Eats something like ten servings*

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

This video is when you get worried about what he eats on TMPH?! Also, I’m more worried about how much sugar they put upon the TMPH space. It must have been a fog of sugar during the shoot and a sand wasteland after this was done.

[@kasagure.]

THIS video?!

[@teen17]

He’ll be alr

[@_korbo_]

@@resileaf9501 there's no recommended intake of sugar, you don't need sugar to survive (since it's just carbohydrates) so that percentage is just bullshit anyway.

[@MattCraftDotDerp]

I love how Dan laughed at Arin's explanation of Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan as if it were a random Arinism but that's _exactly_ how it's explained in Resurrection 'F'

[@TheTapeClub]

That's exactly how it's canonically written in Japanese, too. Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

...you know, i don't really know anything about Dragon Ball, but everything I've heard about it is batshit crazy, so i have no reason to dispute it

[@IamtotallyDie]

Best part is that it’s actually blue

[@Alabaster1223]

Are you for real??? That's fucking incredible

[@SprinklesServant]

​@@Alabaster1223in the manga, Goku said the name so many times he bit his tongue by accident. 😂

[@AddisonChains]

Hearing the cotton candy machine go from being quiet to a fighter jet is amazing and impressive

[@migiplayz91]

The hyperdrive is faulty

[@mayvalley]

When Dan poured all that pink in and it started clicking like a Geiger counter

[@WayWardWonderer]

Next 10 MPH, Arin's dentist weeps inconsolably.

[@KingJohnMichael]

And dotctor

[@bigboi9856]

I read this as 10 miles per hour and i was very confused

[@tdarkhorse4]

turns out his dentist is jean-paul sartre.

[@midgeon_3673]

​@@bigboi9856 I read it as 10 miles per hour every time on principle.

[@soupy_soup2]

A dentist did actually invent cotton candy so maybe not that sad.

[@agiar2000]

0:52 I am absolutely in love with Danny's pronunciation of "BARBE À PAPA POUR BONBON DUR" 😂😂

[@theresacherco3503]

That made me laugh so hard

[@zadarasimoleons1019]

Barb ah papuh pour bonbon durh

[@Justlov4]

Werner Herzog as a cotton candy maker was so freaking funny. Also Dan pouring most of the pink sugar into the maker sent me for some reason. I think the spray of the sugar everywhere made me cackle.

[@tisdue]

Do you vont him to have gumball eyes??

[@corinnewolfe963]

It just lasted for so. Long. It couldn’t not be funny 😂

[@CuteCuteJames]

I was genuinely waiting for it to spontaneously combust. So many fire hazards.

[@flamshiz]

whoever took the time to motion track "ground beef" on the pink sugar bottle is doing the lord's work

[@AldenHoffman]

0:25 Arin Being Arin 1:06 Do you wanna kiss about it? 9:34 Warner Herzog at the children’s fair

[@migiplayz91]

Why do we now feel necessary to have Werner Herzog at a children's fairgrounds?

[@waterking74]

@@migiplayz91 this was Werner's make a wish request just let it happen

[@xfairyberryx2]

I love how the staff talk to dan and arin like they are kids playing with toys they probably shouldn't be but the parents are optimistic this will work.

[@hunterhuang2500]

Fun Fact: In France cotton candy is called "Daddy's Beard"

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

my life would have been better having never known that.

[@TheMCzorro]

I would like to see the beard

[@SkilesHasFun]

It would've cost you $0.00 to not post this.

[@SirLoinTheBeefy]

Giving off some real Cotton Candy Randy vibes...

[@Fnafiac]

@@SirLoinTheBeefyoh god not cotton candy Randy

[@FflawedMetalhead]

Not sure if they did a test run first, but props to whomever provided the eye protection, because the Grumps were guaranteed to get something in their eyes without it.

[@dingsda7450]

We once had a cotton candy machine at my schools christmas market and it was all fun and games until that shit caught fire and fell apart. So now hot melted sugar flying around and burning electrictal stuff always puts me in the christmas spirit.

[@maouprier]

It's all fun and games til someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

[@kirbyotaku]

I approve of this Kirby cotton candy art, 11/10

[@briangruenewald7536]

And we approve of your art, ♾️/10

[@julieneff9408]

Never thought Werner Herzog and cotton candy would cross paths, but here we are.

[@michelle6337]

The abruptness of "Do you wanna kiss about it?" was superb. Definitely adding that to my counterarguments going forward.

[@eyes_espresso4803]

Dan's dejected little "yes" at the suggestion of giving the dinosaurs wigs gave me life

[@SaintSentry]

Is Cotton Kirby gonna be the new David Cheeseman? I'm down for that.

[@Marcusml333]

Probably also less of a health risk.

[@chumbus]

I think Cotton Kirby has become the monster of a new indie horror game based off of the ending sequence

[@migiplayz91]

Cotton Kirby, available at the Grump store

[@daveslamjam]

cotton candy doesn't last long enough, sadly

[@Theredtail95]

@@daveslamjam you’re aware what happens to a cheeseblock on a shelf, right?

[@monpetitchouxpastry]

I’m really happy to see Arin eating something g he actually enjoys

[@LordHonkInc]

You're saying that like he wasn't fucking stoked to eat ten eggs!

[@eljoel89]

Or expired Russian MREs?

[@surfacestar4813]

aint gonna lie, I always wanted to know what would happen if you poured in an entire container all at once into the cotton candy machine. thank you dan avidan for making it happen

[@cxxdreacts2749]

Werner Herzog as a cotton candy maker at a fair HAS to become a game grumps animated!😂

[@MysteriousJojo]

Looking forward to Cotton Kirbys slow multi year long decline into looking like a horror show. Either that or he gets obliterated in a future episode somehow

[@vigorouslethargy]

If you look at the very end frame it looks like they sprayed it with a little water.

[@resileaf9501]

Dan: "Each serving of this is 56% of your daily intake in sugar". Arin: *Eats something like ten servings*

[@cosmic_girl1275]

I just know that cotton candy Kirby looked even more nightmarish as it deflated after filming 😂 Edit: just saw the after photo on instagram and I’m pleased to say that I was right

[@migiplayz91]

The laughter from the background while Arin and Dan imitate euro artists is absolutely incredible

[@fatcat1414]

Their impromptu candy floss sculpting is basically a faster version of needlefelting.

[@psm7990]

I’ve watched this video several times and the “grim reaper/gumball eyes” joke still makes me roll right across my bed, it’s so good

[@meganmadson8588]

i can’t imagine being a producer on this show, just being a viewer stresses me out

[@migiplayz91]

I think the producers name is Brent

[@Xenronnify]

Having volunteered at a cotton candy machine, I can confirm that the searing white-hot sugar flecks inflict both real-world brief pain and psychological long-term scarring.

[@trytry23]

1:04 this was a tough situation to get a kiss out of, but Arin made a smooth attempt anyway. Good try my man.

[@GODZILLAmonsoon]

I love the way Dan laughed at Arin explaining SSGSS (Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan) as if Arin was just going off on some adhd and sugar high fueled stream of consciousness diatribe when in fact that is just exactly what Super Saiyan Blue is. I wonder if Dan knows...

[@vashta_nerada]

The fact that Arina seems to be bullshitting the super saiyan god super saiyan but that's actually what it was originally called is hilarious to me

[@grausammesser]

11:00 - so just an FYI sugar dust in the air like that can be super flammable.

[@Darksilver740]

This was like an anniversary of the Easy-Bake Oven episode. Arin and Dan not following instructions and just adding random ingredients and seeing what happens.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Arin: “Oh, you have to turn it off to pour it in.” Also Arin: “Is this what it really looks like? It’s so gross.”

[@maouprier]

I luv how he mentions they should turn it off, then proceed to NEVER shut it off.

[@rinpaisys]

It’s always fun when arin uses slang or refers to memes that dan definitely does not know and you can see it on his face.

[@mirrankei]

Watching a stone-faced Dan endlessly pour the pink sugar into machine as a cloud of molten crystals flies into the air around him was extremely upsetting and I don't really know why

[@MrStickman13579]

I cant believe Dan is 42 years old. He ages so well fuck

[@qwertysub2038]

Actually he’s 44 right now. He was 42 in 2021.

[@MrStickman13579]

@@qwertysub2038 holy shit 😆 he could pass for 20s

[@migiplayz91]

44 and married.

[@wrinkliestdog]

@@MrStickman13579 no he wouldn't but he still looks good as hell

[@MrStickman13579]

@@wrinkliestdog yeah. He could.

[@Lyddy-Draws]

The latest episodes have felt so chaotic and I love it

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Arin's buns never looked any better than when he and Dan made that very cheesy cotton candy cheeseburger.

[@ocarinaplaya]

That cross section was spot on

[@nomorenames7323]

Werner Herzog at the carnival is, quite possibly, my favorite Grumps bit. It’s up there with Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

[@shiftivous]

6:26 if Dan actually flossed i would have considered unsubscribing, but him failing miserably at flossing made me subscribe again

[@Losertunes.mp3]

I love how Vanessa asked the guys if they want to make the dinosaurs wigs like a mom trying to get her kids to do a craft (6:05)

[@voshi8845]

At 5:11 , i immediately thought "Lukas is gunna have fun with this one" as i now eagarly awaite their next edit ejndndnndn

[@ninja_ari]

dude SAME

[@wildjonesey]

I really love “Werner Herzog: Cotton Candy Man” as a character It reminds me of the character they made of Droopy Dog but he does Zelda walkthroughs and it’s like mostly depressing stuff and then “use the hookshot to get over to that platform” It’s a different flavor of the same concept but I love it so much

[@la_corchea_rota]

I met your main channel at the beggining of the pandemic and you helped me thorugh it. Now, I'm going through one of the most difficult times in my life and you still make me laugh guys. I don't know if you'll ever read this, but Thank You, sincerely, for saving me in my darkest moments.

[@Apperratus]

Gotta say, whoever's doing the purposefully bad subtitles, I see and appreciate you.

[@FoxNoctom]

3:55 whoever Edited the label to say "Ground Beef" your effort did not go Unoticed, and it made me slightly uncomfortable, thank you.

[@SomeKindaHero117]

6:49 I hate that Arin is 100% correct in that description

[@Davey647Returns]

I had such a terrible day and Werner Herzog as a fair worker 100% turned it around

[@GreatWightSpark]

So the French is "dad's beard"? That's cute. In Dutch it's "Suiker Spin" which I think means "Sugar Spider", but it's also spinning sugar.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Vanessa was having a great time and I’m glad. Her laugh during the “abacus of life” but was great 😂

[@skwerwl]

I worked a rental cotton candy machine (think the kind you see in the food carts at carnivals) for my college's recruitment weekend for high schoolers and I was literally washing cotton floss out of my hair. So much fun to make, but also super messy - even with the shields.

[@Freiyoi6193]

9:25 grim poetry covered with sugar with Werner Herzog.

[@AlkanetEXE]

With the way these boys talk about candy and sweets I was *NOT* expecting Arin to go all-in on pure sugar lol

[@speedymcrunfast3]

I randomly stumbled on the word "Thagomizer." Reading about the etymology gives me a glimpse into Dan's love of stegosaurus.

[@sandydog426]

I love that no matter what's going on in the world, there is a universal truth that saying the phrase "what is love" or anything about pina coladas will result in breaking out into song.

[@ShazzaRose]

Me watching Dan just continue to pour more and more pink sugar in and seeing it go all over the table like "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants"

[@danielletyger6817]

I love episodes like this, makes me feel like we're all just hanging out and having a good time

[@MeleeTiger]

Arin: I don't eat cereal anymore, it's too much sugar. Also Arin: Eats at least 500% his recommended daily amount of sugar in one sitting.

[@maddieb.4282]

You know sugar won’t immediately kill you right?

[@lumiolivier3939]

Yesterday was my niece's birthday. For her birthday, she asked for a cotton candy machine, so we got her one. We're giving it to her today. Perfect time for a cotton candy power hour.

[@vicious_toad]

this feels surprisingly pleasant for the ten minute power hour. also, the baby yoda looks like a raw chicken with some green bits attached to it

[@cptn.penguin902]

That thesaurus-joke was top tier

[@thejacobian]

There’s something about seeing the cotton candy in arins hair that fills me with an unexplainable rage

[@dxstii4197]

Watching Dan and Arin playing with the dinosaurs wearing cotton candy wigs feels like babysitting 7 year olds

[@robertperlaky8849]

11:17 Kirby's eyes ARE blue.

[@MrPeachesplace]

gotta love that laugh at 10:05

[@raiseasato]

The way Vanessa said "I believe in you!" was so innocent and cute sounding.

[@evanartist8060]

For some reason, the way Arin says "Actually, he's called Little Yoda" sounds exactly the same in tone and just the way it was spoken as a 4 year-old trying to correct you on something and I find that incredibly hilarious and appropriate.

[@justin99000]

11:05 the entire place just fogging up with sugar, is this what a gas chamber for diabetics would be? How deliciously horrifiying

[@zcarp8642]

Thats an excellent way to get ants as well

[@finjaaaa_]

My heart always skips a beat when I see a new episode with food involved - how much more does it take till arins stomach hits his absolute limit - maybe we will find out this episode

[@RagingViperGamer]

What i love is that right after arins whole ssgss schpiel dan started laughing, probably because he thought arin was just bs-ing and he doesn't realize that's actually a thing

[@KyleDB150]

7:57 You want ants? This is how you get ants

[@muddbath9522]

Arins explanation of Super Saiyan Blue was so wrong but like also so accurate at the same time and I love it 😂

[@magicalmysteryperson]

10:52 *dumps all of the pink*

[@hunterhuang2500]

9:57 The inside of that thing should not look like a bowl of Fruity Pebbles

[@SpookySappho]

thanks grumps for making me laugh so hard with iced tea in my mouth that i almost choked and died on it. Love this show.

[@YouTube]

i will never say cotton candy the same ever again!

[@LaykaTheWuffinator]

How did you comment three weeks ago and get no replies until now?

[@M0306D]

Impressively low likes for KZbin themselves

[@LaykaTheWuffinator]

@@M0306D Right?

[@MisfitRiots]

“Just because we are at the fair doesn’t mean life has become fair” underrated Dan comment

[@IrisCorven]

Watching Arin immediately go in for seconds, after months of watching him recoil in horror or pretend to enjoy something? I feel happy for him. It was like a light at the end of the tunnel.

[@Boy-bf4hk]

I don’t know if I’m the only one who’s thinking this but the cotton candy machine stalling sounds like a Star Wars ship stalling

[@anitarook3318]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!

[@CommanderOfHavok]

6:32 "look I’m a Fortnite" -Arin Handson 2023

[@b3ckybot]

HAND SON?! GGCTFTFYUVG

[@Lord_Alzorn]

I don't know about you guys, but I really wanna see Dan and Arin make baking soda volcanoes out of playdough. I think it could be a lot of fun.

[@kaitoshotro3009]

7:00 there are many forms of a Saiyan, allow me to share it. Super Saiyan Super Saiyan 2 Super Saiyan 3 Super Saiyan 4(GT form) Super Saiyan god Super Saiyan god super Saiyan(super Saiyan blue for short) Super Saiyan god super Saiyan kaiokenx10 Super Saiyan blue evolution Ultra instinct Master ultra instinct (Ultra ego is still a mistery) Last but not least,Beast mode(gohans super Saiyan form)

[@Valkyseeeee]

Bro I could barely keep track of aot and now my friend wants me to get into dragon ball and this comment is making me nervous

[@ligma-666]

"What was your favorite 10 Minute Power Hour?" "I really like it when Arin eats a bunch of cotton candy for a loooooong time"

[@microTrash28]

Two weeks is FAR too long to wait for each episode of this wondrous show.

[@abasicshot1774]

I love how the cotton candy maker went through so many different noises

[@Bluesit32]

Far, far too much sugar...Arin is going to be unable close his eyes for hours before dropping into a coma. 11:39 ..puyo.

[@tambam3376]

5:59 - I understood that reference!

[@DaftknightLP]

i like how the cotton candy machine is slowly getting louder and louder as they break the motor

[@RaineyPuppeteers]

I was worried about being made fun of for a sunburn and looking for something to take my mind off it. I saw the thumbnail and laughed so hard I started crying. Thanks for the lifesaver.❤

[@delacruise666]

0:24 Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:

[@lillykennedy2135]

I kept screaming ‘Dan!’ as he poured in almost all the pink stuff. It had the same energy as him knocking down Arin’s gingerbread house.