5 Minute Crafts that will change your LIFE!

[@nyyxs]

The singular " Don't" from the always silent camera man spoke volumes

[@Jellyfang]

Was that Ethan? I like to think it was

[@alanwrenches]

@jellyfang It In Fact Was Ethan

[@uwillalwaysbefamous]

14:28

[@Mystic-Midnight]

He got flashbacks to the Unus Annus LifeStraws and remembered the horrors that brought with it.

[@BlazeMakesGames]

I just need like a 2 minute long cinematic short film of Arin getting onto a Subway with a briefcase, before sitting down, opening up his briefcase, and pulling out a toilet seat and a lunchable and starting to eat it, before it slowly slides off of the seat with him shouting "LOSING IT" before softly and quietly sobbing for the remaining 45 seconds after the "food" falls off of the lid as the camera slowly zooms in on him

[@ViktorErikFade]

I'd watch that at LEAST twice Sounds hilarious

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This made me want a lunchable so badly lol. They taste so good!

[@DoctorSib]

While wearing tape "sunglasses."

[@danielostrowski856]

The Eric Andre froot loops bit is maybe as close as you’ll get until Arin does this for real

[@sourdrop]

If we want to go super avant-garde, then the film would need to be in black and white, entirely spoken in French, and have a title like "l'éternel désespoir de vivre"

[@punifisher577]

Dan calling himself daddy, then immediately falling nearly killed me.

[@KratonWolf]

Nearly killed Dan, too.

[@magicalmysteryperson]

he walked like a newborn deer

[@zoes9226]

Overall this may be one of the funniest grump episodes in a long time

[@agiar2000]

5:20, for reference.

[@agiar2000]

@@magicalmysteryperson Nice reference. ;)

[@agiar2000]

5:20 I love it so much "Not to fear, Arin. Daddy's got-" [CRASH]

[@borbanivuor]

7:23 arin's comedy & tragedy cheeks will now be my laptop wallpaper thank you grumps

[@TarotVylan]

Thank you for keeping it vague so it was a surprise when i came across it

[@borbanivuor]

@@TarotVylan all in a day's work dear friend

[@piippiz]

Make the "Do it for her" wall of pictures from the simpsons, with pictures of Arin

[@ilikecurry2345]

It's Arin! {DUN DUNNNNNNN}

[@SketchUT]

What’s even better is that the comedy is Arin shaped and the tragedy is Dan shaped, just like how they were during the creation of that masterpiece

[@TimeBucks]

The captions on this video are fantastic!

[@SandhyaSa-m1q]

Good

[@pumpkinicing]

Right? I have some real bad auditory processing issues and it's so cool to have subtitles that not only label who's saying what, but are emotive and match the energy of the speaking while still being helpful (and descriptive if the important audio isn't speaking). Like those are so hard to find!

[@JaxontheOkay]

@@pumpkinicing the extra effort into not just putting sentences into huge paragraphs and timing the thoughts AS they happen is just perfect. takes a lot of effort for a more enjoyable viewing experience and it's not gone unnoticed

[@arisaunters2915]

TWARTED BY THE THONG!!

[@andalongjacket]

"This isn't wine, it's rosé!" That signature Arin blend of confidence and inaccuracy

[@CaodeSucks]

I swear, the man barely comprehends reality. It's a great bit. I hope it's a bit.

[@twitchyb9950]

It’s not sherry! It’s amontillado!

[@StevieMcKenna10]

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[@evilynlandgren451]

At that moment the somelier in me wanted to die

[@1WEareBUFO1]

​@@StevieMcKenna10lol spirits

[@DustinBlkwood]

Love the idea of Vanessa being a Peanuts/Ms. Bellum-esque adult who’s head or face is never actually shown, even knowing she’s already been on camera multiple times

[@thebigkapowski]

I love how these have become "Dan tortures Arin, but Arin not-so-secretly likes it."

[@stitchlover4381]

He's just like MARK 😂

[@buiscutdog9090]

After how many horror games arin has put Dan through I think it's well deserved lol

[@kalpic11]

I think it's just bc Dan can't eat nearly anything without feeling sick and Arin eats anything.

[@weaponizedlizardmen360]

​@@kalpic11Dan is a sensitive boi

[@ryansauchuk7290]

Arin isn't a masochist he just wants to see what his body can take

[@plushdragonteddy]

15:45 the entire sequence of arin's "losin' it" followed by dan painting a gorgeous mental picture of subway insanity had me DYING OF LAUGHTER,, *I'M* LOSIN' IT

[@varenoftatooine2393]

I was on the train trying to not laugh so loud

[@resileaf9501]

Imagine seeing that Arin while on the subway. Wearing two pairs of tights, one of them cut open at the butt to reveal his comedy and tragedy cheeks, two swimsuit bottoms slung over his chest with potatoes in them, a toilet seat hanging from his neck, colored cucumber peels on his fingernails, his hair rolled in tissues, tape with sunglasses drawn on it over his eyes, fives pairs of sandals glued together...

[@koy5902]

ACTUALLY SOBBING LMAOO

[@averysmalman8191]

And as he pulls out a lunchables pizza and a wine glass with a hot dog inside, everyone would look at him and be like "eh, seen weirder here"

[@MeonLights]

When you get closer to him, you realize that he is washing down the lunchables balanced on the toilet seat with soda squeezed from a dotted rubber glove. He is also slathered in stringy play-doh butter and filtering some dirty water through a tampon. You don't know why he does that since he has several gloves of soda. Then you realize he is holding a hammer and a glass of rosé. He seems to be sipping the rosé (but not the soda) through a hollowed out Hot-Dog.

[@OrgaNik_Music]

I feel like I see someone like that every time I go on the subway

[@cryptiddy]

Just another day on the subway

[@katejohnson5039]

Arin “Yeah I’ll drink the tampon filtered dirt water” Hanson, turning his nose up at the quality of the lunchables pizza has to be a top ten power hour moment.

[@L33PL4Y]

But he _didn't_ drink the tampon filtered dirt water...

[@Haileyyyo.o]

​@@L33PL4Yhe was about to tho. he was fully ready to slurp up that tampon water

[@chiquitin_o]

Arin peeling off his sun glasses tape to reveal a bloody eye and going “ladies?” is something i didn’t know i needed

[@Ragester_1]

14:30 the "dont" and all following concern from the camera man is so wholesome... hes right too like dont...

[@dinosaurtootsies]

9:02 [I DON’T KNOW HOW TO CAPTION ARIN HANSON DRINKING MILK SODA FROM A SURROGATE UDDER] made me choke and spit out my milk soda from a surrogate udder

[@L33PL4Y]

Sounds like she knew EXACTLY how to caption it lol

[@theonionqueen3519]

10:53 I have never heard something make so much sense to my ADHD brain. The “ker-chunk” just made sense to me.

[@noname-ow4sw]

Dude it really did. Us ADHD-ers understand each other so we'll

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

I love that Arin’s eye is extremely bloodshot in one section for a completely undisclosed reason this episode

[@skymagiollie582]

Ugh, E-Y-E ? That's E-W-E *scoffs

[@NolanDyson-g8c]

@@skymagiollie582E-W-E? That’s Ewe

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

LMAO

[@socially-shay]

⁠@@NolanDyson-g8care you freaking serious? e-w-e is “ewe”

[@Idigedgein]

That’s how they change your life

[@JesusChrist-pd9py]

The thought of Arin sitting in a restaurant sipping rosé through a hotdog, eating a lunchable off a toilet seat bib, and tipping his tape sunglasses trying to pick up women is the funniest thing in the entire universe

[@beausammy2981]

God I love these boys so much. Thanks Arnold and Debbie

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

yeah I love ariel and daniel

[@tovarischshashlikov]

same man i love aron and ezekiel

[@kasagure.]

the escapades of alf and dougal

[@Juke-Fox]

Mr. Obama? Is that you?

[@WessyD123]

It's Danny & Arnold. Obama said so...

[@geegee2970]

The level of effort that goes into the captions is always so nice

[@jacobtrost5048]

"Oh hammer out your spoon so you can...use it as a spoon?" Dan's confused delivery was so damn funny

[@brennyn]

Actual life changing tip: unless you keep your home really warm there's no need to refrigerate pasteurized butter. It can start to taste stale if not kept in an airtight container but it's still safe to eat. My grandparents always kept their butter on a shelf in the pantry so it was easily spreadable and it was never an issue.

[@ashrowan2143]

Yep. Ours lives in a bowl in the cupboard in small enough amounts that we finish it before it goes stale but enough to actually use reasonably

[@FaithJman69]

Arin on a subway with a toilet seat lunchables was something I didn't know I needed.

[@Richytherichman]

LOSIN' IT!

[@unmei0736]

15:54

[@hazard7732]

I was slapping my open palm on various bits of furniture uncontrollably over this joke

[@Naylian]

I hope someone makes an animation for it 😂

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This made me want a lunchable so badly lol. They taste so good!

[@TheLlamaHugger]

Thank you Arin, for making a Katamari Damacy reference at 17:49! The weird ass cutscenes in that game are iconic

[@amandaoakhart8081]

I just wanna say ,who ever is doing subtitles ,thank you! I have auditory processing issues and reading the subtitles on here always gives me a laugh. They have personality and it’s really great to have them actually done and not auto generated. Thank you for also putting an A or D for whose speaking. I feel bad for people who don’t do subs bc of what they are missing. That “surrogate udder” part had me laughing so hard at work 😂. Thank you to the boys and there wonderful team for another great video. ❤

[@Toadfish91]

Well... I now have to rewatch every episode with captions.

[@noelle502]

dan throwing away the flip flop pieces with the caption "recycling" killed me

[@chuchu9649]

Yes the subs have improved and it is wonderful

[@Terensworth]

[SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE]

[@Mykasan]

A SURROGATE UDDER!

[@FunTimePinapple]

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while when the "loosin' it" bit happened. Also danny taking that tiny bite had me thinking of stegasaurases. 😂😂😂

[@KratonWolf]

I love how Dan's shirt looks at first glance like it would be some "normal" descriptive text shirt for maybe a company or brand etc, but it's just the word "Tennis" over and over.

[@thegrumps]

That’s available at gamegrumps.com/merch 👀

[@luckygrunt]

Nice and subtle advertising. Well done, @@thegrumps

[@n0isyturtle]

Aw, for a second I thought Dan was a fan of the band Tennis

[@VickyViolet]

Game grumps slash commm!

[@user-mushroom]

What a cool shirt

[@BlueHooloovoo]

Watching Arin slowly devolve into a crazy hobo on the subway was immensely hilarious.

[@kitsper]

"This is like a rare moment of tampon zen in the middle of our crazy lives." "I'm so glad I got to share this with you Dan." "Now drink the tampon water, Arin." This is the level of friendship all people need in their lives.

[@dudepop1456]

Yes

[@sarahmewmews]

13:38

[@DeathnoteBB]

And all while Arin is wearing a potato bra

[@UnicronHound]

Arin for YEARS claims to be the same height as Danny, yet, he put on the flip flops that were made him 4 inches taller and stands next to Danny just to be 1 inch taller than Danny. Arin wonders why people make him shorter in the animations.

[@thegothaunt]

I laughed so hard at picturing Arin on the subway with the toilet seat and the lunchable, lmao

[@victorblas3483]

Same all the tears!

[@unmei0736]

15:54

[@GreasyTrout]

Litterally havnt laughed like the last 6 power hours. But that part made me break out and reminded me why i still watch these😂

[@Xaevryn]

Losin' it!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This made me want a lunchable so badly lol. They taste so good!

[@hobbiteluned]

To everyone who don't watch these with subtitles on, you're missing OUT!! It's been making these recent episodes so much funnier.

[@Gennie13]

8:39 Arin just immediately setting down the glove FULL of soda and then seeming surprised at the result is sending me 😂😂😂

[@resileaf9501]

I mean it's a bit. You know he wants that table to be as messy as possible by the end of the episode.

[@Faydwarf]

whats funnier is they actually tied the end of the milk glove. but i suppose they cut a finger so it was irrelevant anyway

[@relishriley]

to whoever does the subtitles, you deserve the biggest bravo

[@glooperscooper]

Arin actually not doing something when told "no". That's growth

[@aniyilator]

We're healing!!

[@Tharathgar]

I love the caption "I don't know how to caption Arin Hanson drinking milk soda from a surrogate udder" because they succeeded lol.

[@Cakespresso]

"She didnt have a box, she had a box of sandals" and then the "OOOHHH-" after had me dying LMAO

[@pedrostormrage]

12:29 "Oh no, don't make me drink dirty (water)", said the boss (I guess Arin's commitment to "yes, and"-ing is just that strong) 🤔

[@chetmcgovern9985]

I love the episodes where Dan stays mostly normal but Arin devolves into homeless masterpiece.

[@Ragester_1]

So all of them pretty much 😂

[@Lucifersfursona]

Today on classism word it different you goon

[@chetmcgovern9985]

@@Lucifersfursona No.

[@Atlasintokyo]

I don't know man the last episode he had blue dye all over his lips and teeth😂

[@Atlasintokyo]

@@Lucifersfursona as somebody who was recently homeless from age 16 until 22. It is a very stupid joke and I agree with you, but it's a really dumb joke and we just need to not even give it attention 😭

[@goodfursomething574]

15:22 "Luckily I have toilet seat" is the same vibes as "Luckily I have purse"

[@ossianxanos8252]

omfg arin and dan doing "gimme dat meatball" from a "a kitten named woof" has made my fucking day.

[@IronWolfArts]

RIGHT?! 😂😭 I was thrown to hear such an insanely obscure reference. Like, A Kitten Named Wood never even got an English release! I had to buy the dvd straight from Russia and only one of my dvd players would even play it. 😂 But I had watched the KZbin downloads that include English subs a million times so I don’t need subs with the dvd.

[@Sunny_Ray911]

Genuinely had no idea what they were referencing, so thank you for commenting! Had to look it up immediately. Lol.

[@sagegibbs-mckearney6074]

Watching Dan and Arin laugh together like this is really nice. Love these fellas, such a fun channel.

[@rachelreyna5820]

The mental image of Arin riding the subway with a toilet seat around his head making lunchables pizza while screaming "Im losing it!" absolutely freaking KILLED ME!🤣🤣🤣

[@AllPurposeNerd]

At the end, Arin looks like a rockstar nearing his high flying "breakfasts and drug trips" era.

[@oblivionslefthand]

I love 10MPH, but this one, in particular, got me laughing harder than I can remember laughing at one for a while.

[@lilykat.]

I love how chill they are about tampons. It brings warmth to my heart

[@SkvarkTheOneAndOnly]

The captions bring a whole new dimension to these videos. Ive now read the phrase "unbecomes one with butter" and thats a win in my book

[@pastel_zucchero4286]

Arin looks like the "its wednesday my dudes" guy 16:52

[@alexandercox9455]

"I'm seeing some side tater..." Absolutely killed me 😂 [Damaged whimpering]

[@carma1992]

This is my first time watching with the CC on and it’s added an extra little bit of delight to this episode

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Five minute crafts always remind me of Jenna Marbles. I hope that girl be living her best life

[@Morixnon]

If you follow Julien, they're married! With a bunch of foster greyhounds! She doesn't make any appearances in his stream (as far as i know) but he does update when chat asks.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

@@Morixnon I do follow! Iw as legit so happy to see they got married

[@Vabulous1]

Me too fam. They shared some wedding photos and she looked so beautiful and radiating joy. 🥹

[@poochy2479]

five minute crafts WISHES they could be her tbh

[@smileyboy2021]

Danny nearly falling down against the shelf cause of the platform flip-flops while saying "Not to fear, Arin, Daddy got a-" gives me life and puts me into a wheezing laughter

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Arin lapping up milk from a fake cow udder might be the most upsetting thing I've ever seen from this channel.

[@snail4135]

whoever writes the captions needs a raise‼️

[@GoldenBoy_3825]

that like from the grumps feels like the captioners crying for help

[@NobleChevalier]

I'd never watched with captions on - these are amazing!

[@Cakespresso]

​​@@NobleChevalieridk if they mean the youtube captions or the captions implemented into the video ( the purple text) Edit: ok after looking at more comments..ppl are talking abt the acc youtube subtitles lol)

[@202cardline]

This is going to be one of those cases where the people who actually need captions are going to be drowned out by the people who don't need them, but want to continue having another layer of jokes.

[@junkiegutterpunk]

Came down to make the same comment. The "Last Retort" line was incredible

[@bucketofnickels2173]

Can we give a shout out to the captions today? Whoever is doing them is incredible. They are just as entertaining as the show 😂

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

This episode has so many compilation-worthy quotes. "Could you give me some titties?" "I'm seeing some side-tater." "Now no-one will see my meat and potatoes at the gym."

[@aniyilator]

Don't forget "She'll open up."

[@kaeshaj5043]

I truly need a friendship like these to have, someone to riff with and just always have a blast of a time 😂

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

6:36 “Cut my life into cheekses” *This is my last pair of tights-* *Had a flat ass, now I’m rounded-* *I cut the cheekses and now I’m getting pounded-*

[@TheMCzorro]

Beneneneneneneneh-beneneneneneneneh-beneTHIS IS MY ASS SUPPORT

[@seaweedaf]

lmaooooo

[@Theriftwanderer]

The subtitles were [THEY ALL LAUGH IN RETORT]

[@ThatShortMexican]

16:57 “Hammer out your spoon and- use it as a spoon?-“

[@resileaf9501]

I love that this is the one episode where a crewmember actually got concerned enough to step in to stop Arin from doing something on camera.

[@lakegroce685]

Vanessa drinking the water instead of Arin was the plot twist I never expected.

[@MikesterMF]

As a New Yorker, I cried hysterically after Danny's comment at 15:58. I can sk clearly picture this and it not even being the strangest person on the subway.

[@spidieskiin5003]

i love having captions on 😭 "becomes one with butter" "unbecomes one with butter" like slay me too. or the udder part bc it's like [IDK HOW TO CAPTION ARIN DRINKING MILK SODA FROM AN UDDER] and some and i love it

[@nickeronii]

I love the 10 minute power hour, especially when Darnel and Airbud are the hosts

[@RetroShroom]

So funny I haven’t laughed this hard at a ten minute power hour since their get fit quick episode lol. “She’s hammering her spoon so she can use it as a spoon?” I died lol.

[@NobleChevalier]

I fucking LOST it at Arin's face at 15:52 - such a wonderful mix of "This is awful, this is sad, this is wonderful, this is hilarious"

[@SkySkytheScienceGuy]

I'm dying laughing. These tmph's are some of my favorite game grumps videos and they never fail to make me laugh and cheer me up. Thanks Dan and Arin for all that you do!!!

[@Swerg20]

Arin drinking tampon water: "yeah ill do it, maybe spit it out tho: Arin eating a lunchable: "its so awful" *crying*

[@project-mm1ie]

The one paper towel used to clean the soda is SENDING me

[@slydexhd]

got to love a 20 minute, 10 minute power hour on 5 minute crafts.

[@aurorachuchu]

13:05 i love this one now knowing that the tampon was probably worst to consume than the actual water from the road

[@thiccuigi7880]

arins slow descent into becoming a broken shell of a life hack man was my favorite arc

[@batofdestiny]

15:01 SKIBIDI TOILET

[@Poeneutral]

This is the second time Arin has made a reference to his dad wanting him to have played baseball and/or basketball. If he does it a third time it's cannon

[@stormypinkness4030]

I did not expect the subtitles to say "PRESENTS THE CAKE" while he was bending over 😂

[@dglsconklin]

Man, I haven't thought about "I want that beef ball" in so long.

[@tomastorres8625]

the paper towel instantly melting into the table has had me laughing for the last 20 minutes

[@RutabagaSwe]

I mean, the hotdog straw is obviously very useful. I constantly find myself craving red wine through a straw, but only having hotdogs and a power drill on hand. That's like every other day at least. What an amazing hack!

[@OctopusOwl]

Y’all need to be watching this with the subtitles on. The descriptive captions alone are worth it

[@hamadryad]

I love how arin is ALWAYS the one to test EVERYTHING and Dan is just there to support

[@KenChanNoodleDAI]

5 minutes crafts, on a 10 minute power hour, that’s 20 minutes long. That’s the grumps for ya.

[@IncapableLP]

"WELL, WHO'S GOT THE CAKES IN THIS RELATIONSHIP????" - Arin Hanson 2023

[@migiplayz91]

He's also got the grapes

[@Emily-tv1iz]

I love the two freaking out at whatever craft video they're currently watching and then the tools to do said craft just slide in from stage left without a single word.

[@stacia2016]

Arin: "Soap wrapped in yarn?! Yeah, sure, I'll take a big ol' bite of that! In fact! I'll go back in for seconds!" Also arin: "pizza lunchable? That's disgusting." *spits out* Like what?😅

[@stitchlover4381]

When did he eat soap and yarn?

[@Oogabooga_69]

@@stitchlover4381in the soap cutting 10MPH.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This made me want a lunchable so badly lol. They taste so good!

[@JaneDoeValentine]

The wails of despair at the hot dog straw killed me 😭

[@4tado]

0:45 [SINGULAR APPLAUSE] funniest YT caption I've ever seen

[@that1badyoutuber117]

God I love the grumps they're very classy not needing high or quick voices to keep you entertained or focused I love how silent the beginning is with them just talking and having fun and their funny with no crazy edits and they have great comedic moments

[@QualityApeMan]

How they got through this episode without saying "mommy milky" I'll never know.

[@RinSyuveil]

5:48 ya totally works not like you can see the girl practically snapping her spine to arch her back and lift her butt in the picture vs the other picture where she is standing somewhat normally

[@WaZarudo_12393]

“Not to fear Arin, Daddy’s got it cov”*cartoonish mishap sounds*

[@SpaceFam13]

Arin, completely serious: Now DO IT (turns his phat butt to the camera) I absolutely lost it 😂 6:27

[@ValenderAndPo]

5:17 Finally, they showed Arins true height compared to Dan's. Only took twelve years

[@-KippeCatapus-]

I don't know why, but I'm losing it at 8:38 when arin somehow forgets he has a glove full of soda in his hand and SETS IT DOWN to pick up the milk

[@plasmasatan6365]

Thank you Daddy Dan

[@inhuman3005]

avidan more like avidAD amirite ok sorry

[@jonathanlane3282]

The way Arin is willing to drink water from a parking lot but spits out a pizza lunchables. That’s peak Arin Hanson

[@mammalfeather]

12:56 the fact that they both haven't ever seen a tampon is the most shocking thing I've heard in awhile

[@Tanyableu]

know what? Considering they are now married, you're right!

[@NoriMori1992]

Why would they have seen one?

[@thebadpoet]

I think he meant he’s never opened a tampon and looked at the absorbent actual tampon part. I’m sure he’s seen packaged tampons before, or the applicators. Also, some people don’t use tampons, so it’s perfectly possible their wives and former close partners just didn’t use them.

[@NoriMori1992]

@@thebadpoet Exactly! I'm a woman and I've never used a tampon in my life, so even if I'd been married for the past decade my hypothetical husband would have no reason to have ever seen one!

[@Flea_ip]

I'm fully convinced those "crafts" are just ragebait. There is no way, no how, no possibility, no reason, anyone would unironically do any of those stuid things.

[@sarahseabiscuit8187]

Arins sunglasses are giving "it's Wednesday my dudes" vibes 👍

[@TheLlamaHugger]

Thank you for the captions as always! Especially [CASUAL CAKE DECORATING]

[@magicalmysteryperson]

Any lock of hair can become curly if you twist it around something! Like chopsticks! Or Pencils! ...also the tissues in the 5 minute crafts video look like those sheets that you put in the dryer to prevent static cling