Ren Faire broke us

Bring us buckets unto which we shall retch.
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#Comedy #Pleasure #renfaire

[@findmeinthefuture.]

I fully expected this entire video to just be Dan waiting for Arin in the parking lot

[@cryotimber]

I was ready for it tbh lol

[@ChandlerTV100]

Tie Dye part 4

[@cursedred_]

We’ll just wait for Patreon for full recording

[@Undi3sss]

I’m fairly sure those guys recognised him from the bathroom, so we can guess most of the 2 hours waiting was unfilmable 😂

[@austinkub2337]

ngl that would've been fuckin funny

[@kittyjayway]

Dan's two hour adventure of waiting for Arin was the most riveting shit Oscar worthy

[@eskildborgan1522]

I was really hoping for Dan and Toasty faffing about in the parking lot for the whole episode. Like the first tie dye / whodunnit.

[@razorface9309]

I wish it was its own episode lol

[@FlowercityFursuits]

I was just about to type this. I want more of this stuff it was by far the funniest part and I haven’t seen the whole video yet

[@rileyfofiley]

I would watch a weekly show of Dan slowly losing his mind all by himself

[@AndrewJohnson-ny5nx]

I wish it would've periodically cut to Arin losing his shit in traffic while Dan just chilled in the parking lot.

[@warhasrty3140]

NOOOO DAN RUN!!! GET OUTTA THERE, THE WIZARDS!!! THE WIZARDS ARE GONNA STEAL YO GIRL!!

[@gojijam6552]

Ha I got the reference

[@NWolfsson]

That's why he got there with work, not with his wife... Smart guy, this Leigh Daniel.

[@ianshaw6997]

YOU CAN LEAVE THAT JEWISH BOY IF YOU ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS 3

[@DrErikNefarious]

He went to ren faire with ashley before, THE CURSES DID NOT WORK ON HER

[@loki4807]

@@ianshaw6997 damn it you beat me to it my good sir.

[@lps-emily]

I love field trip episodes. It reminds me that they're real people.

[@conormurphy4328]

I wish 😢

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

wait, you can see them too?!

[@Calobez]

I constantly fantasize about running into them when I'm on vacation. We always have a great time. Our parasocial relationship is in a really good place.

[@endoxos5402]

Ok, but this is so real. Like I had to take a second and be like, "Oh yea, these people like drive and get caught in traffic like the rest of us," lol

[@iwasbornonamonday112]

​@@Calobez You reminded me of the dream I had where I was touring with Danny and Arin for some reason, and everybody, but Arin agreed to stop at McDonald's for lunch, and Arin genuinely got pissed and bitched at us before leaving the bus and Danny and I just got McDonald's by ourselves.

[@carnelianstaryt7422]

“Anger management therapy for $5!” “NO!” It doesn’t take much to make me laugh

[@heather7320]

That was incredible, like a Homer Simpson gag

[@Gl33pGl0rp]

10:51

[@bluesmcgroove]

I freaking lost it right at that moment

[@Scrofar]

bro same

[@weusedtobestars]

It was nice of Aunt Vanessa to take her nephews, Arnold and Daniel, to the ren fair for the weekend

[@Scrofar]

and Uncle Toasty too!

[@surblechev278]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="224">3:44</a> "I'mma say the F word..." (child coming by) "Pweez hold my hayund" "... ff-FUN, obviously!"

[@MilotheShrike]

Watching them watch themselves around kids is so fucking funny.

[@Scrofar]

the humor just writes itself

[@nadiajuarez4763]

I love Vanessa motherly asking Arin “do you want a pickle” “do you want to pet animals” 😂

[@Abestar123]

She's definitely their den mother / minder for field trips and its adorable.

[@fairyhaven13]

And giving the thumbs up from the benches outside like a mom waiting for her kids

[@_Nanalae]

She is very motherly in a lot of their episodes, it's so sweet and funny. My favorite line was when they went to do salsa and she yelled "TURN HIM!" during their dance practice and dan called her their dance instructor mom.

[@spinyhedgie]

Vanessa seems like shed be a cool mom

[@liolatte]

god my PTSD from the tie dye fake outs made me think this 12min video really was going to be just dan fucking around in a parking lot instead of the Ren Faire

[@ethereal.horror]

WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT CUZ SAME

[@painellope.vonbeatz]

I’m glad we all thought this lol

[@insertpunhere2872]

Honestly the whole 2 hour wait would be great for Patreon

[@resileaf9501]

Honestly I would have been satisfied with a 12 min video of Dan waiting for Arin in a parking lot.

[@rencart]

@@resileaf9501 Andthen the video ends as Dan says he saw Arin, but he's not even in the video once on the day lol

[@UNLUCKYAMUL3T]

"if thats a guy, i know what kind of guy that is. but if thats a girl, im extremely attracted to that woman." is so real of him. me too.

[@commanderneyo]

same

[@everxalicex]

And she would absolutely not be attracted to him lol 😂

[@aerynowens4062]

@@everxalicex i was about to say, every woman ive ever known with that aesthetic was a hardcore lesbian.

[@Oddi0]

​@@aerynowens4062Life is truly unfair

[@Ace_Maus]

it's giving lesbian car 🙏🏽♥️

[@kermitisal88]

Dan just being let loose in public is far too entertaining 😂

[@ascellaplays]

It's not a side we see very often, but they always bring gems. They weren't even IN public when Dan flailed with the tent, just outside, and that was wildly entertaining.

[@Aethel_the_Unwise]

Heck just watching Dan in the parking lot adlibbing was A+ content.

[@OhGodwhymee]

I wish to like this but the likes read three score and 6

[@hidefstatic]

NGL I absolutely loved the Dan in the parking lot killing time segment

[@ninjaberri]

Notice how Dan “forgot” his wife And Arin “forgot” Suzy? Not today Ren Faire Not today

[@katherinefrench916]

I'm lost?

[@Kunmao]

​@@katherinefrench916 there's a bit where Dan talks about how every time he brings a date to ren fair they break up with him within a week

[@chrismanuel9768]

​@@Kunmao I mean I get it, he can be a bit much as the loudest ADHD KZbinr man child in history, and Ren faire is just a place for drunk adults to make sex jokes and hippies to give handies in the parking lot, so it's probably pretty stressful for normal people

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

but they both remembered their husbands. Game Grumps ends in a week, cherish it while you can.

[@lillyrichter3383]

@@chrismanuel9768 It is? Man, I’ve clearly been doing something wrong then all the times I went there.

[@angeljauregui3173]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="625">10:25</a> THATS ME!! IM THE HUSBAND IN ARMOR!!!!

[@dubztepuniverze3069]

Hi Angel

[@link14.]

No way dude! That’s awesome! I hope you got a picture!

[@Nekomania]

how hard did he actually hit you xD

[@SolstaceWinters]

Considering the grumpkins who hit you, I'm guessing you barely felt it?

[@frybo1621]

Hi husband 😋

[@EthelJung-j5w]

I need more "Dan forced to awkwardly wait for people in a parking lot for several hours" power hours

[@winddancer613]

I love that Arin and Dan ran into Ethan, Eddy Burback, and (I think) Jarvis Johnson here and were betting with them on the turtle races but they aren’t even in this episode lol

[@BamfIamone]

PATREON ONLY BABY

[@safetyscissors9281]

i wish i had money for patreon crying

[@ivan4993]

Where is that? I'm subbed to the Patreon but don't remember seeing it in the extra 4 minutes

[@Amathochist]

That car surely belongs to a steal-yo-girl wizard. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a>

[@dentedavocado]

I'm hoping it's a wizard woman because that would be so incredibly based

[@Wolfgang8-Y]

​@@dentedavocadoA lesbian wizard... or perhaps you could say... a lizard!

[@SierenGreenwalt-wp3ub]

Arin: PICKLES! Vanessa: You see pickles? Arin: PICKLES! Vanessa: You want pickles? Arin: YEAH!..?

[@lightofhalazia]

I would've absolutely taken 15 minutes of Dan being a complete menace in a parking lot while waiting for Arin to get out of hellish traffic.

[@nanamilucia123]

"[HE'LL BE MILES FROM HERE]" Thank you caption man, your work hasn't gone unnoticed.

[@WurkyWilkW]

God, the first two minutes of Dan in the parking lot was priceless. Poor Arin.

[@punpkinpi2015]

As someone who’s been to that faire multiple times before, that truly is the Irwindale experience. If you’re not there at opening you’re in the car line for 2 hours minimum 😭

[@Arkhambear]

Wait, since Dan took Arin to the Ren Faire? Does this mean in 1 week Arin will leave Dan?

[@DrErikNefarious]

In 1 week, game grumps ends...........

[@coolboyyo654]

dan gets replaced with a wizard

[@Vltrxr8008]

Nottttttt. Mycaruba

[@breannastrickland2393]

Oh my god what a random pull from so long ago, clearly we both listen to them going to sleep every night like normal people 😅

[@_korbo_]

Well considering this was probably filmed about 6 months ago.... probably not.

[@jennilocke]

Those who truly know Game Grumps lore know that Dan and Ashley already defeated the Ren Faire steal-yo-girl wizards

[@jackbeckwith4836]

do you think one of them rolled up in that sailor moon car?

[@sserafims]

where do we watch this/a video of them talking about this i’m dying to know 🙏

[@ModelAaliyahAustin-r8r]

This episode is soooooo cute and fun, it kind of flips the dynamic of "grumps in public" that I'm used to where Dan is the outgoing extrovert and Arin is more of an indoor guy, because Arin really seems like he's in his element at the ren faire. It's just really nice to see the boys out having a good time

[@millicentimeter]

Dan and Arin should ride horses for the TMPH! Be real life horse girls with braids and plaid shirts

[@Yukikaze617]

Sure thing they should ride horses!

[@General12th]

Sure thing they should ride -each oth- HORSES horses for sure.

[@candy2325]

Sure thing 👍👍

[@shelbymodie8182]

Sure thang!🐎

[@socially-shay]

they need to name their horses jellybingus and jellybongus lol

[@TFanPage101]

"Anger management for only $5" NO! Perfect response

[@sosansational]

THE FUCKING SAILOR MOON CAR I CAN’T

[@Tsakeli]

I sincerely hope they watch GG and recognized their car.

[@Wildoddity]

IVE SEEN THAT CAR BEFORE

[@FaeMasquerade]

​@@TsakeliI feel like the odds of the owner of that car watching games grumps is substantially higher than a random car would be lol

[@General12th]

@@FaeMasquerade You silly! Cars can't watch Game Grumps!

[@Cheshipuss]

@@General12th Cars are people too!

[@royalrainboo6940]

Dan being lost while waiting for Arin could easily be 10 Minute Power Hour on its own.

[@syltwee]

Vanessa sends them to two completely different locations and theyre just scared trying to find each other like the appa episode of atla

[@Choshako]

"Can I interest you in a clump of mud?" Literally every ad nowadays.

[@nilesmk2131]

AT LEAST HE'S HONESTTTTT

[@entdsnr]

I JUST NOW GOT that the intro is the dinos putting the cup back on the table, just to be thrown off again! nice.

[@mboasman99]

woah I never noticed that nice one

[@lonurad1259]

Tbh I never would have figured that out on my own. Wow.

[@AgusDeLaJ]

Omg wth, ive been watching these dudes for 4 years, and ive never realized this xD thanks

[@angelita98gaby]

Oh, your *mind* I never noticed that

[@SomeKindaHero117]

FINALLY! THE REN FAIRE! I sure hope Danny didn't bring his wife and speak with a magician 🤣

[@sleepyote]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[@dragonman011]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="652">10:52</a> "Anger Manangement Therapy for only 5 dollars?" "NO." Bruh, that caught me so off-guard, I snorted.

[@ModelAaliyahAustin-k5i]

Finally after all this time of them talking about it, THE REN FAIRE EPISODE IS HERE! One of my most anticipated episodes this season! Probably will be as good as the Disney one!

[@mjhaunting]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="472">7:52</a> I am obsessed with this man. Mr. Mud Man mud me a man

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

im sure he was a worker doing his bit, but part of me wonders. if i were 10 years younger and let's just say, of temporary compromised mental faculty, (learned that from a lawyer, no im not telling you why) i'd be doing the same thing.

[@pultofcat8615]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 Actually lots of those people just do it for fun. I know one peasant heckler that’s been at my local renfaire for more than a decade, but he’s just a patron that loves messing with people

[@sleepyheadtm]

I think this is by far the fucking best ten minute power hour ever. Everyone had a great time, Dan was hysterical when alone, and thank god they "forgot" their wives. Not today, Ren Faire. Not today.

[@m00nrac00n]

My Top 3 are the Golf Episode, Arcade Episode and the one where they learn to be pirate performers at that Dinner Show.

[@sleepyheadtm]

@@m00nrac00n Anytime their handlers let them go interact in public its fun as heck

[@DanielSanchez-fs1nv]

That opening with Dan monologuing was amazing

[@ModelAaliyahAustin-k5i]

thank god no wizards took away arin away from dan, like they did most of his ren faire dates.

[@eggyvvka]

dude you should make a whole episode of dan walking around a parking lot by himself with a camera guy

[@CocoaSucculent]

After so many years of being a fan, that day was the day I finally met Dan and it was one of the coolest moments of my life. I unfortunately didn’t get to meet Arin, but I was still so happy. Thank you both for bringing me joy throughout the years.

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="489">8:09</a> "Don't touch me....and now kiss? ✨️☺️👉👈" their entire dynamic

[@indigodevito3049]

Arin wandering about with a sack of nuts and pleading for someone to bet on turtles... That's what the Faire is all about

[@ksen1011]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="616">10:16</a> Vanessa confirmed as TheGrumps mom ( ´∀｀ )b

[@thesnekku]

My friend actually met Arin while at the renfair, and just knowing that I missed out on that opportunity to meet yall in my own town because I decided to take a freaking nap, will forever haunt me. But I'm glad yall had fun being goblins lmao :)

[@TeleTheFlix]

I would watch “A day out with Dan” type power hour based off that intro

[@mikeholtryartist]

Bonsai tree seller is giving real “I can be your angle, or your devil” vibes… and im here for it…

[@kateorangesky11]

THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!! The two of us were working the bonsai booth this year! 🧡

[@mikeholtryartist]

@@kateorangesky11 that’s great!

[@silorion9967]

​@@kateorangesky11 It must either be incredibly fun to work at the Ren Fair, incredibly weird, or most likely, both.

[@kateorangesky11]

@@silorion9967 definitely both 🤣 but mostly fun!

[@dinosaurtootsies]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="95">1:35</a> *shits* NOBODYS GUNNA KNOW I’LL BE MILES FROM HERE

[@Burt_Triangle1995]

This has gotta be the best power hour episode yet, the two of them together at the Ren Fair 🏹 having a grump time is just beautiful

[@apollo-iy8hy]

love the n95 on arin!! what a fun video, i loved this!! the maypole part made me crack up

[@georgemitchell1394]

same good on him

[@MorganaMoonstone]

It's so nice to see you guys enjoying faire, it's one of my favorite places to be in the world. 💖I need you guys to visit the Wisconsin/Illinois version - Bristol Renaissance Faire! It's all permanent structures so it's way more immersive - plus it's friggin' HUGE! If you guys ever find yourself in the Midwest in the Summer, I strongly encourage you to go!

[@ascellaplays]

The one in Texas is also massive, It's also the only one I've been to. It takes place a little later in the fall though, to try and beat the Texas heat. I remember having a blast and not even being able to explore everything. Maybe I'll make it a future goal to try and visit all the renaissance faires.

[@Firetail-tx1rg]

love the bristol one, been there a few times and its always cool!

[@stormysketches7600]

I like when Vanessa takes her boys on a fun day out, lets them run around and get some fresh air.

[@cephalosod]

coolest baldurs gate experience ever

[@maggies9543]

Not Dan asking if the porta potty was the man’s own personal potty 😭

[@callmekitto]

and that the answer was apparently "yes"

[@burnin8able]

"don't get that close, I have a face for standard def, bro." what an eloquent self-burn, damn.

[@voodood]

Now we need a whole 10mph where Dan just goes around and talks to people like the intro

[@Adahop]

Not having watched the rest of it yet, that first 3 minutes simply cannot be topped. Unhinged Dan alone in a Ren Faire parking lot is my new favorite thing.

[@librarianseth5572]

All hail the goddess Adahop

[@wordedhalo6746]

“They recognize me from the bathroom” 😂 Dan is a menace on his own, get this guy his own show

[@DrewWasHere]

I love Dan's stand up portion of the 10MPH

[@Sephiewoth]

Imagine you're like, being told later by your parents that you went on the May Pole Carousel with the Game Grumps

[@horizon5108]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="298">4:58</a> When you're a toddler, and you hear your favorite show playing on the tv in the other room.

[@roccosaint5844]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="89">1:29</a> the subtitle "He'll be miles from here" has me fucking dying! lmao.

[@cerealbox7872]

The Rollercoaster Tycoon crowd audio in the background is so realistic.

[@yudobudhi8428]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="316">5:16</a> "Pickels!" "You see pickels?" "Pickels!!" "You want pickels?" "Yea??" They should name this video "Vanessa bringging her two giant oversized sons to Ren Faire"

[@Renomon0]

"I WILL TRANSFER VALUE TO YOUR POCKET SCREEN!" is the most needed to hear ye olde thing for awhile, and will steal this for when i go next year XD

[@m3lod552]

That one guy with the heavy armor when he gets home OH MY GOD I GOT MACED BY THE GAME GRUMPS!!!

[@angeljauregui3173]

That’s exactly how I felt, been waiting for this vid hoping I made it lol

[@cassandrapearsall4328]

"Can I interest you in a clump of mud? AAH!-"

[@PrinceCharmingder]

Yesterday I said goodbye to one of my best friends. He was a stray jack russel terrier mix I named Bruce and I found him while I was working at McDonald’s in 2011. For 13 years I got to love him, laugh with him, play with and share so many days I will cherish. 13 years seems like a long time but it was nowhere near enough with my special boy. The past two days have been difficult and I feel so out of it with the heavy emotions. Right now it is 11pm and everyone is asleep but I’m awake and grappling with my grief. But I started watching this episode of TMPH and I laughed and smiled so many times that the grief I’m feeling was dulled. I love Danny and Arnold and have always enjoyed GG content but this was different. I don’t even think I’ve commented on a video a handful of times. But today I needed to. Thank you Arin, Danny and everyone at GG for making content for us. The laughs you give us lovelies truly makes a difference and appreciate you all so much more today. Rest in Peace Bruce (Brucey Bear) 🐾 9/20/2011-10/07/2024

[@TFanPage101]

Of course Arin's mad after traffic, he has to poop

[@sam-i-am717]

im glad to see they're getting outdoor enrichment. it's important for every gamer.

[@briantalbert6290]

I would have loved if Arin would have been like "I lost everything" after betting on the turtle race.

[@adfdasdfadfadsfareae]

"I lost it all on gambling."

[@Ails1234]

He *shelled* out all his money on that bet

[@juanjosearmy1439]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="514">8:34</a> “5 BUCKS FOR THE TURTLE RACESS 🐢“

[@lbjustman9076]

We need a spinoff show where dan just goes to a supermarket or gas station with a camera crew following him

[@waterbendy]

entering LA ren faire overstimulated after battling the traffic to get there is quintessential to the LA ren faire experience i fear

[@Snugglebit]

1. "Why are you drooling?!" **cuts to end of episode** is top tier GG. 2. Idk who Toasty is but they sure are purdy

[@gmaster2647]

Angrily yelling "NO!" when offered an anger therapy session is such a good bit.

[@TeddySaxbang5690]

Turtles, and pickles, and nuts! Oh my! _Thank you Arin for wearing the N95 mask._ ♡

[@mew104]

“Whoever’s the owner in the white sedan, you left your lights on” <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="135">2:15</a>

[@spacesquid95force25]

Thank goodness Arin showed up. Dan was left unsupervised and the ren faire wizards could’ve abducted him.

[@ArmoredarmadilloX]

It's so weird seeing these two out and about. In my mind I always imagined both of them being like homunculi stuck in the grumpy room

[@kath_23_]

The timing of the little girl was so perfect

[@youngwang97]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="495">8:15</a> THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS. THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

[@peterprime2140]

HE JUST BOUGHT NUTS

[@LokiOfWinterfell]

Yoooo, my husband and I of 11 years still quote Kung Pow 💥 to this day! What a pleasant reminder others remember that movie, too!

[@veronicalakatos6707]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="218">3:38</a> that limerick went very hard

[@metalgamerjonny6410]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="642">10:42</a> next time arin is in a fighting game PLEASE make this his intro

[@Fairest1]

You know you’re a Ren Faire nerd when you know which Faire this is and when this was filmed.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I had a huge Deja vu moment at 8:05 thinking I’d somehow seen this episode before, and then realized I recognized that fence from Aethel and Nyanners’ renfaire video

[@tmtmtlsml]

Username checks out

[@melodymizu484]

Arins drooling cuz he caught that goat parasite

[@lakegroce685]

Everyone knows that having a flashback makes your drool Dan.

[@DrFouFou]

That opening has to be the best one by a long shot lmao

[@nspiteofu]

Toasty looking like he just got done subbing for music class at the nearby elementary school. The substitute teacher you tell your normal teacher not to worry about.

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

The guy in armor just offering people to take out their anger on him since he's protected is great.

[@patrickjohnson1649]

Love the people who go to the Ren Faire dressed as Star Trek characters.

[@g0thfae]

Love how yall upload this as I'm on the Ren Fair episode of House MD

[@redactedunknownclowngod2875]

what is your profile pic from?? i have the same one on ps5 and I've always been curious

[@DonnyIV]

The 2 hour B roll that Dan took was comedy GOLD. Also didn't know Arin was allergic to fresh air? Huh.

[@muffinzetta3670]

I could have gone for a whole episode of dan in a parking lot

[@helloitsVehere]

Arin looks so happy outside of the basement Dan kept him in!

[@manix429]

"I'm about to freak out, piss myself, and crawl under the wall" lol

[@petra-mkv]

I need a 3 hour version of this video 😭

[@JennaCydeEdits]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="246">4:06</a> idk why but "NOBODY LOOK AT MY FEet" is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

[@NWolfsson]

I love how apparently 95% of Ren Faire is "This is a costume party for god damn ADULTS, now let's do a bunch of innuendos!"

[@McScootyKins]

Perfect timing, because I'm going to the NorCal Ren Faire this weekend. There used to be a nut stand there called Dee's Nuts

[@iCdizzily]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="174">2:54</a> Relatable.

[@threeleggedcat]

Dan absolutely failing the first shot with the arrow and the archery guy going “you got the idea though” and then looking so exhausted when he turned around 😂