HEDBANZ but it's making us doubt our sense of self...w/ Mica Burton!

[@thegrumps]

Captions in English ! Subtitulos en Espaňol !

[@Floh2802]

¿Qué paso es coat?

[@thomasjohnson3544]

Omg the captions are hilarious

[@casualfoodenjoyer7951]

¡Si si si!

[@jakekilemade3313]

Can i just say thank you to whoever does the captions, they are always GOLD

[@yustduit8833]

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[@ImperfectXIII]

>Spider >"Do I kiss?" OMG the Spider-Kiss return XD

[@Navybird]

Dan did NOT know how to respond lol

[@socially-shay]

SPIDER PUNCH!

[@capncook3339]

SPIDER BACK KISS

[@elsiebartlett6808]

Arin: Am I your Dad? Dan: Close. 😂

[@sinkdishes]

SPIDER KICK

[@Berd]

sipping my baja blast when they said it tasted like piss..

[@Kaloblivion]

Well? How does piss taste?

[@TomMinnow]

​@@Kaloblivion piss apparently tastes how you'd hope laundry detergent would

[@humblescout]

@@TomMinnowI am…curious how you managed to get this information 😂

[@zwei9314]

If it actually does taste like piss then you could just drink your own piss instead of paying for Baja Blast 😊

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@zwei9314forbidden infinite Baja blast hack

[@irrelevantFJS]

I lost my shit at "What killed the Titanic?" Dan nods sagely, "Leonardo Decaprio"

[@tinycoke3718]

Perfect comedic timing 10/10 no notes

[@lilsheba]

His smile and head tilt were perfection, and I watched it several times in a row 🧊🚢

[@azulfuego998]

Missed opportunity to say Leonardo De Crap pio

[@Super-BallSharp]

"A specifically named kind of shit"

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

especially after they openly said he's a piece of ....

[@avaw583]

4:32 "Do I kiss?" The look on Dan's face because WE KNOW he wanted to make the spider-kiss joke is amazing This episode was so fucking funny

[@MangaGirl232]

We all knew Dan and all the fans were screaming, "Spider kiiiiiisss!" When Arin asked the question if his card kissed XD

[@hyrulemaster03]

lmao I totally did

[@SimpleGunner]

he wanted to say it SOOO bad

[@rainesjupiter7308]

Manga Girl!! :D a pleasure to see you here

[@MangaGirl232]

@@rainesjupiter7308 hello!

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

And to think, some people argued absurdly that the show must move on from Spiderman as soon as possible because there was 'nothing funny happening'.

[@OnceWasSomething]

7:40 "Am I the moment?" "No, sorry" "Not this one." THE LIGHTNING FAST RESPONSE ON THIS LMAOOO.

[@OurJynx]

Dan saying "I am a bald African-American." with this trance-like zen on his face absolutely DESTROYED ME.

[@jaysuscrass9119]

"That's just Dan's morning affirmations don't mind him he does that before every show'

[@mikaLtubeyou]

10:50 The ENERGY she put into that YEET had me laughing so hard i had to pause the video.

[@sav74667]

Same. I literally was crying laughing at that part

[@DSxlNintendo]

@@sav74667 Same. I crying laughing at that part

[@austinkub2337]

I nearly died when it happened lol

[@supermatt87]

I was so far gone and then she hit me with that. Sent me into orbit oh my god.

[@Sith9890]

"am I your dad?" "no. Close."

[@Peanuts1000]

And her confused look at that.😂

[@tomlillis7830]

Listen, if you can't see the similarity between LeVar Burton and a spider, then I just don't know what to tell you.

[@daemonite6661]

there is a spider in Australia called a daddy long legs tho 😅

[@Fortunateson69]

And just like that Dan’s chance at kissing Geordi LaForge is sacrificed on the altar of the bit

[@amethystcovette]

@@daemonite6661and in America too lol

[@cc-ms5ud]

i got my 47 year old mother into game grumps without thinking i would (i just kinda randomly put on the ten minute power hour one day and kept playing videos until she got attached) and now her enjoyment of you guys has gone so far that she's making game grumps-inspired crafts. thank you for uploading so frequently, it's great to see her smile

[@AbigatorM]

your mum is only 2 years older than dan xD

[@Roserae16]

I showed my mom the cheerios episode, and now I can make her lose it just by saying, "Gee... if only we had cheerios" 😂

[@Scrofar]

That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard

[@kouizumi9484]

my mother was 63 when she died and she was a HUGE Game Grumps fan. She especially loved Dan (because of her shared love for Rush) and was always watching them with us (me and my brothers). I love those memories! Glad to know other people dragged their Moms into this

[@samsilly123456]

So wholesome

[@ImperfectXIII]

"I am a bald African American" - Dan Avidan, 2024

[@P.A.T.S.91]

What is Dan if not a bald African American?

[@Lostmymind1]

Dan Dan Avidan.

[@BrxIghtside]

The way he said it was so serious

[@MrWhiteSuit17]

It's better when you discover that The Rock is Samoan.

[@Alex-RavensPeak]

​@@MrWhiteSuit17I was gonna say

[@TeddySaxbang5690]

14:31 Mica’s fear is made funnier by the previous references to “dad kissing” 😂

[@BEARNakedGaming]

Holy shit, the "YEET" fucking sent me

[@Kuz-]

Caught me so off guard

[@TindraSan]

you could even say it _yeeted_ you

[@furygeist]

Nearly took Arin out. 😂

[@zacharyvalko7699]

Hardest I've laughed in a long time!

[@TrojenMonkey]

10:51 for ya'll

[@BackroomBurrito]

Of all the people on the planet who have never played crash bandicoot, I never once expected Arin to be one of them

[@spencers5898]

I don't think Arin had a PlayStation growing up. He was an SNES/N64 kid.

[@Gamemaster13000]

I love the fact that Arin asked "Do I kiss?" and you can see the gears turning in Danny's head, pondering if he could commit to the bit or stick to the rules.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I like to imagine he’s remembering their Guess Who? video when Arin remembered Sayaka as Italian

[@chrispeyness]

​@@DeathnoteBB spider kick! spider punch! spider kiss...?

[@panguin_lee5485]

The pure mix of joy and restraint Dan had having to not say "spider KIIIISSSSS"

[@the_gerber_place]

my mom loves the ten minute power hour so much i called her frantically into the living room to tell her that this got uploaded 30 seconds ago

[@Nekosierra]

Well? Did she watch it?

[@randömfiish]

Did she?? I does is have to know

[@butterscotchpie5222]

That's so cuteeee

[@upg5147]

I also must know if you two partook in the weekly tom foolery

[@HoneyflowerNectarMoon]

Did your mom make it? We demand an update.

[@piinkm00n]

"Get one word and I'll give it to you." . . . YEET that KILLED me lol

[@grimwolf9988]

ADHD Arin 😂 "Do I have many legs?" "Yes" "Am I an elephant?"

[@osotanuki3359]

4 is many...

[@Iluvpie6]

Elephants have legs???

[@w.lester255]

@@Iluvpie6 I don't know why this is such a funny mental image 😆 Just an elephant with no legs sitting on the savanna

[@RowanWiccae]

she matches their energy so WELL (and also she's super cute like can they invite her back onto the show again some time? She's got such fun energy!!)

[@AustralianMurderTurtle]

"Am I a house?" "That's bigger than a refrigerator."

[@baronfuath5872]

it is bigger than a refrigerator... for now.

[@TeaAndAPiano]

its also a verb 🤣

[@darkXwolf190]

“Am I giving?” “No sir, but you are slaying” And “DAN! What killed the Titanic?” “Leonardo DiCaprio” Killed me

[@8velina]

omg hi uzi!!!

[@maymill2000]

The eye contact between Arin and Dan at Arin’s “Do I kiss?” question was hilarious lol SpIDer kISs????

[@majinjew7727]

13:38 Arin's mouth being censored when Dan curses is peak editing.

[@KG-yi4cn]

“Well liked black people 🤔” LMAO

[@xxselenaxx2142]

“ i am a bald african American man”

[@squallsrapture]

Honestly I had to stop the video and quietly shake laugh at "am I a monkey?" "yes!" "WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@jaysuscrass9119]

bro she was just MAGNETIZED to out of pocket shit an uncle would say at Thanksgiving that shit was WILD

[@MeanDeanHarrison]

i was gonna say, for some reason people get too comfy around Mica@@jaysuscrass9119

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO PAUSE THERE-“ incredible

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

This may be the only time I'll ever be able to comment that today's guest's father taught me how to read AND be an engineer. What a time to be alive.

[@susienight6118]

👀 is this a video

[@charleston1789]

Wholesome ☺️

[@jerandcor]

"Am I made of flesh?" into "Am I a soccer ball?" is one of the more frightening leaps in logic that I've ever heard 😦

[@jaihayes9647]

Soccer balls were originally made out of flesh

[@Reineerus_The_Rat]

They used to be leather. That's flesh bud

[@BeastBoyX_X]

Rugby balls used to be made of pigskins

[@garrettbates9124]

Well soccer balls are usually made of leather which is part of the flesh

[@sirturtleII]

9:26 I have never seen nor heard Arin laugh this hard ever

[@zcarp8642]

What about updog though

[@slobodatom96]

Dan saying, "I am a bald African American," with a thousand yard stare at 08:28 killed me 😂😂😂

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

Followed by Mica's reaction 💀

[@aniyilator]

It's beyond golden as is, you don't even need to take it out of context 😭

[@bensachs5206]

11:55 when your waiter brings you your food and says to enjoy the meal and you say "you too"

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

"If I don't find out which bald black guy I am, I'm gonna lose it!" could be a line from the new Jumanji

[@eriklampe1438]

Mica's confusion at "spider kiss" gives me life

[@KG-yi4cn]

The fact she literally said despair 😭 her spiraling with all the words of depression and self hate is so relatable

[@fairyfeller5606]

Never thought I’d hear Dan refer to himself as a “bald black man” but happy to hear it

[@Bluechief6]

Her not knowing the spider kiss and dad kissing bits made this way too funny

[@TheMCzorro]

"Okay, I've missed some content!"

[@DemonicNightmare]

I really hope Mica comes on as a guest either here or on Guest Grumps, they had such great chemistry with her!! She fit in so well!

[@HEELKAIJU]

The inquisitive "Well liked Black people...?" nearly made me spit out my damn frosty!

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

That absolutely killed me too, very glad I wasn't drinking or eating at that moment.

[@vigorouslethargy]

And the immediate "I didn't mean to sound so surprised!"

[@magicalmysteryperson]

I love the onslaught of no's at 9:57-10:05. it just... feels right.

[@saltypear7397]

The reaction Danny has at 4:33 when Arin asks "Do I kisssssss?" is an expression I've never ever seen him do in any power hour and its the most wholesome reaction to an inside joke I've ever seen on this channel

[@oivatank]

Based OG Fresh profile pic

[@saltypear7397]

Thank you very much ​@@oivatank

[@The_BrownRanger_]

Everyone else's reaction was great too. The gasps are so funny

[@tastypotato9272]

I completely forgot what the context was until I read this. Now I can't stop laughing

[@zcarp8642]

Spider kiIISSsS!!

[@Sgt.Strawberries]

9:59 I absolutely LOVE Dan and Mica’s in-sync No’s XDDD

[@flowersblossom]

whoever’s writing the captions ily. “stressed hyperventilating out of his lane”and “the mental equivalent of a dial up sound” made me LOSE it

[@Michael-kp4bd]

The complex mental equation of all the clues Dan had to hold in his mind got me too. So glad I randomly had CC toggled on

[@TheOliv1991]

4:33 Seeing Dan's face after this was PRICELESS

[@drbuttlerpilot]

Mica being confused after "am I your dad" because that implies Arin kissed Levar Burton

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Or that Ari was saying that she frantically refuses her father kissing anyone?

[@NoriMori1992]

Er, no.

[@urquimedes4459]

He totally did. We know so

[@jimoftehgray]

The Sally Acorn story returns!! 😂😂😂 i still remember Dan’s “I don’t care, THATS HOT” 😂😂😂😂

[@TeamSoraPresents]

"Am I a Zune?" - Mica Burton, 2024

[@Philosopanda]

Iconic 🤣🤣🤣

[@KyloStimpy]

if i hadn't watched this, i may have forgotten to charge my Zune, so this TMPH was helpful as well entertaining

[@codenamexelda]

- Dan Dan Avidan, 2024

[@TheNerdyDoctorDeanna]

"Am I giving?" "No sir, but you are slaying" 3:29

[@spacemansays9805]

[ARIN MAKES SOUNDS SORT OF LIKE A TASMANIA DEVIL IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE HELPFUL] the subtitles are GOLD

[@TylerNovakYT]

This was one of the best TMPH episodes in a long time. Good shit Dads.

[@EStramel09]

“Get one word and I’ll give it you you” Mica: “YEET!!”

[@shenkyeirambo5601]

the absolute meltdown at 9:10 was magical

[@gemstar5242]

Dan going through 5 stages of grief over being pizza was a delight to witness omg

[@TheRarestRhino1]

I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING AT THE CAPTIONS AT 9:52

[@Stubbaroni]

4:01 Dan unintentionally making a callback to the “boneless pizza” meme

[@Atolm4]

Got me good!

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Why are you laughing?!”

[@papyrus4ever]

i know there’s a ton of other comments like this - but i truly appreciate the new captions they have been doing. as someone that has horrible audio processing disorder i truly truly love the captions and i love how much humor is in them!

[@mysufate]

the fucking "yeet" after aknowledging that her answer has to do with dispair and agony is insane.

[@TheRealAlmostHooman]

I love when they have guests on the show. it's a fun way to learn about cool content creators I wasn't previously aware of

[@ajaxf1560]

"i didnt mean to sound so surprised, sorry!" - line of the year lmao

[@AmyTheArtist9]

2:58 GDI Those were the most flabbergasting answers to his question 🤣

[@dwinstead09]

Mica frantically screaming "wanting to kill myself? Wanting to die?" Was the MOMENT

[@ruffbun]

and the response being pure eagerness and encouragement.. incredible amazing effervescent

[@Climaxamillion-90]

I think the best part of this video is Mica is having a blast with the guys playing this game but is COMPLETELY oblivious to some of Arin and Dan's inside jokes and the look she gives Dan when he answers "nooooooo.... close" to the question "am i your dad?" absolutely killed me

[@writerblocks9553]

These boys are so close to doing a one-shot with critical role or dimension 20

[@Ash0512]

That would go so chaotic, I need 50,000 of them

[@Sternraum]

Daggerheart one-shot as a promo would be sweet...

[@sandiesandholm1236]

Don't even get me excited like that. You went and started me 😂

[@karifox4980]

Arin wasn't in the Wendy's one shot, what's even the point now :P

[@Zeracan]

Well they did "Cooking with DnD w/ Matt Mercer"

[@Kiloburn]

4:32 - OMG THIS RIGHT HERE OMG DAN'S FACE

[@jennilocke]

"If you get one word I'll give it to you" ".....YEET."

[@razorface9309]

I had never seen Mica before, but she is so funny and has such great energy I’d love to see her come back to game grumps! 😊😂

[@Meepers_the_Great]

PLEASE HAVE MICA ON FOR MORE 😂😂😂 this is one of the best episodes of 10MPH I’ve ever seen!

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Honestly, I don't know what Mica's job is, but can she get time off for Dropout shows, people's podcasts, and KZbin webshows? If she were a professional special guest, I'd be cool with that, she's charming.

[@krZabii]

​@@MoonShadowWolfeI mean her dad is one of the most amazing people

[@Ranga3595]

she's been in a few internet things in her career, she was with Rooster Teeth for a bit (but there was backstage stuff that came out that wasn't good and she's spoken out about it), she was the host of the Overwatch League for some time after that, she worked with Critical Role for a bit after she was a guest on campaign 2, and she was on Dropout for an episode of Dirty Laundry@@MoonShadowWolfe

[@Alfredopizzaluver151]

15:59 I think this means they need to play Crash Bandicoot on Game Grumps lol

[@Aleanthus]

i love how "do i kiss" - "am i a dad" - "close" makes TOTAL SENSE but only if you are a grumpyboy

[@sydisokay]

“I like horses and I like Pokémon cards” I’m sold. Following everywhere!

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Mica (and then a spider kissing Arin) starting every inquisition with the iconic question of "Am I bigger than a refrigerator?" ultimately became the key to solving all of the world's cold cases.

[@themauler1599]

"It's been years since the murder of my wonderful wife Wilma. The cops said the place was clean when they arrived. The investigators all said the case was cold. But I knew better. I knew I could find the perpetrator if I found out his size in relation to a refrigerator..."

[@swishfish8858]

It struck me as such a Reading Rainbow style question, and that was before I realized who Mica is lmao

[@Dandylion567]

It's actually one of the main questions the algorithm uses to determine stuff when playing 20 Questions.

[@salty_slug]

4:32 Mica's reaction through this hole segment XD

[@Skoldpadden]

I love how Dan asked if there were bones in Pizza, totally unintentionally referencing an old dead meme of Boneless Bizza

[@ArdinVincent]

Arin having never played Crash Bandicoot is a bit of a shock. The 'hubdgahh' would probably be his favourite thing.

[@antoniacosta6221]

Dan and Arin have never sounded more like an old married couple than when Arin said he brags about a certain shit and Dan said he’s heard so many he’s just begun tuning them out 😂

[@TheCameraLadyAndTheCameraMan]

D: 30 seconds. M: lets go. D: i don't figure out which bald black guy i am, im gonna lose my 💩. that freaking got me at 10:58 🤣

[@albamunoz6673]

the subtitles with the fucking math equations killed me

[@Tathix]

Omg when ?! 😂

[@luzelledelacruz9469]

​@@Tathix9:52

[@xvjk5007x]

4:30 - Sometimes, you have to consider if fate is an actual force in the universe. This is one of those moments.

[@MynahGtz]

Thank you specifically for the people in charge of the ESP CC I'm dying reading this subtitles 7:18

[@FrancosBabyGirl]

This was so freaking hilarious! I thought Dan was going to explode when Spider Kiss came up!🤣 Also poor Mica being so confused and horrified about the inside jokes was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

[@benji_and_the_tomatoes]

omg dans reaction to the kiss question lmfaooo he literally bit his knuckle like he was trying not to scream SPIDER KISSSSS

[@dianueva]

04:45 Mica thinks they're talking about Lavar Burton when Arin says, "Your dad" 😆

[@aliendonnie]

when arin said "do i kiss?" and dan looked so happy, i felt the same dude

[@JustSamantics]

Late to the party but just discovered the subtitles.... genius. Whoever human is doing them I applaud you. Rewatching all episodes with captions on now

[@DarkestDawnZK]

"What killed the titanic" "ah... Leonardo DiCaprio."

[@yes-hc3qk]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING AN ENGLISH CC PLAYLIST I CANT KEEP UP WITHOUT THE LITTLE WORDS TELLING ME WHAT YALL ARE SAYING

[@DataRew]

Only in this crazy community would a Spider and a Dad be close guesses for a game like this and I love it.

[@hammo-og]

once again I am on my knees BEGGING, BEGGING, GROVELING, for the editors to stop cutting away from laughter. PLEASE

[@mcbd6970]

“I’m so excited yet so scared all at once” should be the power hour’s slogan

[@way2dead4u]

am I...a *_verb?_* she said, staring longingly into the camera

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

After seeing Mica modelling the merch a few times, I was really hoping she would be in content at some point. So glad it was this one. The Zune guess killed me

[@typhlo7291]

I laughed so hard at Mica's face at 4:50 lmfao the sheer amount of concern was incredible lmfao

[@yorukocultco-leader6169]

Hearing mica scream “WANTING TO KRILL MYSELF?!?!?” So fucking excitedly is incredibly funny to me

[@TheTraderStan]

This was the funniest episode I have ever seen, I haven't cried laughing in so long "Get one word and I'll give it to you." "...Yeet!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kelton_Smith]

[THE MENTAL EQUIVELANT OF THE DIAL-UP SOUND] Protect the person doing the CC at all costs

[@Macabrebifidus37]

“Am I bigger than a fridge?” “No.” “Am I a house?” “Yeeeesssss…..” lol

[@madmethodmouselivestreams3598]

Must be a very small small house for little elves.

[@skylercason1673]

Arin : Am I... *Twiddles fingers* kissable..? 🥺" 8:45

[@MBeastModeZ0]

This is basically Wheel of Fortune guessing, but instead of sounding out the letters, you're asking questions of what you are because watching this is *PURE AGONY!*

[@thatenbyartist517]

6:29 - "the mental equivalent of the dial-up sound" could not be more perfect, whoever does these captions is amazing XD

[@skycaboose]

I love seeing Arin leaning back in his chair with his foot on the table just losing his shit laughing its just so funny Also spider kiss your dad everyone 😆😆😆

[@chenai8372]

Was so hard eating dinner while watching this 😂😂 this episode is so funny. I love her energy sm!!