The Guild Plays D&D (2/4): Fungal Fortune!

[@RogueAssassin96]

What year is this hadn't even realised I was still subbed, why does everyone look the same as 10 years ago, it's so heartwarming

[@vurplord1015]

“I wish I was that Clearasil on her face.” Is the best not heard joke in a while. Zaboo is legend.

[@AddamSolo]

hacks

[@rashidclark]

I've been watching the "broken DM laughing at the themed drinks" segment over and over and over

[@thelatinotaku]

*reads email* “The Guild just uploaded a video” Me:”WTF?”

[@Ephem13]

"I'll even sign it on the inside if you guys even care." No absolutely not, we totally didn't all gather together a decade later to watch you guys play D&D in character. On a serious note, I love you guys and this silly little thing you made that brought so many of us joy back in the day. Also thank you for bringing back all these great memories with this fun adventure.

[@donalan9]

I thought this campaign had gone off the rails. Moments later, I realized there are no rails and the conductor is mad.

[@Phoenix02531]

I love all of these people and Amy is a patient saint. This is peak chaos crew.

[@thefrizmeister3666]

I miss watching The Guild. I loved that show! I may have to rewatch it.

[@UnbeltedSundew]

The unfortunate farmer, looking out his broken window, at these freaks on the porch: "WTF!? I'll never sleep again...."

[@jocelynthompson2736]

1:29:01 in case anyone else wanted to rewatch the drink renaming scene and die laughing XD

[@Greg_Kenzo]

I really wanna try all of those drinks

[@MichaelB-Gaming]

I loved this episode. Even if you don't have time to watch all of it, at the very least watch 1:29:00 - Amy is the best.

[@Bill_Garthright]

These have all been great, haven't they? Really funny!

[@LynneBat]

OH MY GOD. After the failed "sausage caddy" attack and Vork asking if he can vag punch someone else, I am laughing so hard, I narrowly avoided wetting myself XD

[@druid_zephyrus]

I love how much their irl senses of humor are their characters personalities. The most Vork thing I can think of: is said as an offhand joke before game starts. "I change my Postal Code very often...I pay a Postal Worker..." Can you all just see Vork walking up to another person's mailbox with big cheap sunglasses and a fake mustache handing over a brown paper bag that is all wrinkly with money in it. And the Mail carrier's route got changed so now there is a new postal worker.

[@leonismyname6573]

Except it wouldn't be money, it'd be past-use-by-date coupons.

[@AddamSolo]

Felicia Day: I have negative Charisma. Vork: No were talking about in game. Bwahahaha, burned.

[@TheVikingFireGod]

Love all of you. Glad to see some life on this channel. I used to be the male version of Codex and no joke the Guild helped motivate me out of my social anxiety to find friends that I can rely on. Even if they are a little crazy but a good and loving crazy.

[@claytronifon]

Amy Vorpal is quickly becoming my favorite streamer DM. What a cool dude with some really silly storytelling

[@MichBelgik]

Late to the party, i'm allowed 'cos i'm old af. This whole campaign is the best moodboost i've found on YT in years. Great characters, great story. Most of all: so uplifting to see some beautiful people have genuine fun together. Laughed out loud for real. Love to all from Belgium.

[@Matthew-pd4zx]

Amy is such a fun and creative DM!Though I too felt a little sick during the 'birthing scene' 🤢 😂

[@jonpaget]

The improvisation and fun in this series is so good!!

[@whatebuh]

"In all my times playing D&D I've never done a urine check." These guys are the funniest, I love this so much.

[@nicholasepsilon3534]

You have *No* idea, how badly I wanted an... “I’m Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago” moment from Bladezz

[@Grindelfein]

I had to cry because I had to laugh so much! Loved it! The players as well as the DM played so well together, just perfect!

[@LePaigeMaster]

Freaking love this, and love you guys! Just ordered my shirt!

[@firebirdca2066]

They had way too much fun with this haha. I can't believe he punched codex in the 'who ha'. What is going on! Lol. And then she punched him back in the sausage! Ah, childish but it cracked me up so hard.

[@sylvnfox]

Vork isn't a father, he's a mother, he birthed the creature

[@mercator79]

Nah think seahorses...

[@cobra_5718]

I just bought the guild collection on dvd a couple months ago 😁 My brother and I talk about how great that show and the characters are. Miss seeing you guys!

[@Lettuce_Play]

LMFAO, Zaboo: "I wish I was that Clearosil, on her face like that..."

[@dvdraymond]

Excuse me, Mister Yankle-Tinkle-Kingle-Bankle... Please, _Mister_ Yankle-Tinkle-Kingle-Bankle is my father.

[@kurtjoseph6232]

Felicia Day: Did he just fist me? Me:*drives off road

[@juniperdovah]

I missed the live this week, so glad you put them on youtube

[@ashlieclark1008]

Soooo I laugh cried with everyone else at the bar drink names part. Poor Amy 😂😂😂

[@LALATheClown]

i WISH YOU GUYS WOULD DO THE GUILD AGAIN. GREAT SHOW. BACK ON THIS CHANNEL. MUCH LOVE.

[@MeLeisure]

I'm listening to this with headphones on, and my stifled laughter scared my dog.

[@DooDooSpaghetti]

"You take 4 damage... to your hoo ha. " LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[@mr.midgardville]

This is great to listen to at work. Airpod on of course. 😂 Couldn't stop laughing when Vork randomly vag punched Codex. 😂

[@mepp3814]

So now that MMOs aren't much of a thing but D&D pod casts are, when do we get the Guild 2.0 about all of them playing D&D? Mostly I just want to see how horrible (..or wonderful) Clara's kids turned out. The self absorbed indifferent mother character was the best.

[@bruisedjinx]

1:52:10 omg SICK BURN

[@sophieunsolved]

I love that a solid 10 minutes of this is just Tink talking about her extensive knowledge of popping blackheads

[@DooDooSpaghetti]

"just get it outta there! just get it outta there!" ... LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[@jizamkizam9611]

Vork using the old classic Johnny Cage move!

[@smdias65]

Things that crack me up: fake lawyer ad, urine check, sausage caddy, "Viscous and Goopy" (I love that song)! Question: can back pus be used as a spell component?

[@tejano2828]

What a treat I sure miss you guys

[@tasmanianbadger]

Amy... I have been DMing for 40 years... you are truly demented. I salute you. :)

[@trejrco]

"interrogate the hot dog" sounds like a euphemism ...

[@trejrco]

Shoving meat down throat is a bit more obvious ...

[@jarnvir2227]

I love that Zaboo perceived something twice that the party didn’t believe him about.

[@sophimoonglow8502]

have loved you guys for years! ty for this awesome fun :)

[@spectrevector1115]

I love you guys.....sucks to see us all getting older and times were better a decade ago. :(

[@Yannimalgr]

Funniest session ever! Great content guys, keep it up :)

[@GoggledAgog]

3:20 "...and we're not talking..." Sounds like Jeff was on the edge of making a pube joke

[@vurplord1015]

Everyone is so funny!! But Vork is freaking hilarious!!!! Hahaha he’s killing it!

[@emessar]

Who knew that Amy Vorpahl would give David Cronenberg a run for his money in the body horror department.

[@fall93of19sobriety]

Rewatching, makes me smile😊

[@Lettuce_Play]

What another EPIC & sinister cliffhanger!!! Who are these shadowy figures?

[@oddlyeven1441]

This was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I wish Amy could be DM of my life!

[@theboombody]

No one commented "Taste My Pirate Patty" yet?

[@chrisgatton621]

Best game session ever, lol.

[@jasontheconner6120]

Wow! Dragon Burn looks like some very amazing stuff!!

[@mwevanne]

Hahaha, me diverti quando a Tinkerballa descobriu que o Vork é mais ágil que ela! Hahaha! XD

[@PrettyGuardian]

I would totally try a 1000 Island themed shot.

[@priapus1337]

I’m new to dnd but I’m going to guess the heroic adventures of Team Golden Shower, Vag Punchers vs the evil Tinklekegel might not be a typical game?

[@NettunoRayne]

You are the best, guys 😎👍

[@Angelblade717]

The question about breastfeeding LMAOOOOO

[@Lettuce_Play]

I hope everyone is okay? When I check to see the stream on Twitch, I did not see a part 3. In any case, I hope you are all in excellent health & these can continue.

[@Countfoscolikesmice]

did she say Timothee Chalamet is at your rear-end pushing ?

[@aelneloop]

OMG! I've missed you guys!!!

[@GregnKatieWeeks]

How about links to the merch mentioned in the begining of the video? Dice, boxes, t-shirts, donations?

[@richarddurrer9617]

Probably in the twitch channel it originally ran on.

[@galanie]

WAIT. No phone number for J. Michael Adler! lol he's great. I'm hooked on these. Every week for the rest of my life, please.

[@Dondadayoh]

I missed you guys 😭😂

[@Sheklen]

ROTFLMBO - soooo freakin' funny!!!

[@johnnyviri]

"Ewoks definitely speak a language"... lol, yup

[@sirzodd]

Welcome...miss you guys!

[@charlesreid9337]

IT so awesome this exists!

[@Tailstraw_xD]

Ye olde Cheese Beards? Perchance do they have pirate patties?

[@theboombody]

Oh good. Somebody did comment about pirate patties. I figured it was going to happen.

[@Trifler500]

Time to invest in a back brush Vork, so you can wash your back. :)

[@ronbeitler8874]

god damn price increase coupons. Get you every time

[@hammer86_]

I love Amy!

[@Bill_Garthright]

Yup. Both of them. :)

[@h3althpoints697]

Wish it started with the guild intro music

[@Buildkraftgaming]

Damm... i miss these people

[@pmcgee003]

"Well, it looks like urine trouble now."

[@margaritapayne5803]

Yes I love the guild

[@Imran-yr6qh]

these guys uploaded? :O

[@quinnsinclair7028]

If they murder the blackhead baby will Amy stop describing it? I feel nauseous hearing about it.

[@RokuRG]

Well, that’s unexpected, but welcome

[@captaintexican5993]

Chill Touch has a range of 120ft. Touch is just the misleading name.

[@tiffanymorgan1059]

But you create a spectral hand that *does* touch. Thinking of it more like a temporary Bigby’s Hand that does cold damage and holds onto something for one round (slowing it) could help! If it grabs it 😊

[@sheronbuchelerowland7036]

I'm sort of ill with the blackhead baby. Urg.

[@ddienst]

Was this sponsored by XSplit or explicit?

[@h3althpoints697]

Buns bund buns omfg 😂😂

[@MrIvanqa]

когда сериал то

[@xanditz]

No episode 3?

[@natford8271]

My LRS is acquired not congenital. 😉

[@vurplord1015]

Omg it’s a play dough machine black head. Barf...

[@AnonymousXIII]

Vince watches My Hero, I see...

[@JaniceinOR]

I missed a "My Hero" reference? (www.imdb.com/title/tt0233084)

[@paladinbob1236]

this is some wierld shit :).....is it entertaining? hell yeah :P

[@Greg_Kenzo]

Still watching 2024

[@auralit8]

Omg I love these but the protracted pimple thing made me sick @_@

[@cuyesama]

hey were can i find the guild seasons?

[@BonafideFaygo]

Netflix

[@cuyesama]

@@BonafideFaygo just re-checked. Nope, not on Netflix

[@scottmorgan2947]

@@cuyesama US Netflix has all 6 seasons (with each season as one episode), they should also be on Hulu and KZbin.

[@BonafideFaygo]

@@cuyesama as did I, I'm literally in the middle of rewatching it. Its in my continue watching section, and I searched "guild" on Netflix and it comes up

[@cuyesama]

great, ill have to get a VPN now to watch the latest seasons, couldn't even find them on TPB or rarbg

[@harrysgirl101]

Where's episode 3?

[@kurtjoseph6232]

Why do I watch KZbin when I'm eating....

[@Tbone2356]

Where's episode 3 and 4?

[@nicholasepsilon3534]

Woo! Got here early! Will comment again later 🤔

[@hatronoth8948]

"Never Nude"??? You mean Never Clothed right?