1876: Alexander Graham Bell speaks the first ever words over a telephone. 2019: An Indian scammer yells obscenities at another Indian scammer, both being trolled by an American hoaxer.
@gram.4 жыл бұрын
A-hoy!
@dawnbreak32994 жыл бұрын
First ever words by telephone "Mr. Watson, come here; I want you" Im sure if they had any idea they would have been more profound...
@SiriusSphynx Жыл бұрын
And now we turn our attention to the Internet...
@English_Thieves5 жыл бұрын
God! I'm impressed. I have never laughed so hard. Dude, did you realize what you did? You made two indian guys fight so so hard. One turned completely racist against the other. Please keep doing this. Keep it up!
@qtaro-70975 жыл бұрын
Venkat Kodde lmaooo tell us what they said 😂😂😂
@dlew36245 жыл бұрын
He turned them gay too😂
@chrisakaschulbus49034 жыл бұрын
@Nate Jones "translation is at that top pinned comment" maybe it was at one point... too bad now
@TheTheninjagummybear4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me you're getting something very different out of this than was intended...
@jstrynzel4 жыл бұрын
Someone please translate this 🙏😂😂
@emilionair7 жыл бұрын
I swear even their insults are scripted
@godisgreat100006 жыл бұрын
You don’t know dick
@gorgeousfreeman48366 жыл бұрын
@@godisgreat10000 lol what.
@andrewalfaro5466 жыл бұрын
@@gorgeousfreeman4836 @ 8:08
@DavidMcCoul5 жыл бұрын
That’s ‘cause they’re so used to it!
@mr.voidout47395 жыл бұрын
They have been since ancient times lmao.
@MrRolnicek6 жыл бұрын
Wow, we just heard a gay romance story unfold firsthand.
@Ynffy5 жыл бұрын
Brokeback Scamcenter.
@secretrevealed97855 жыл бұрын
Bromance😂
@1963johnbhoy5 жыл бұрын
So now we know Barpinder is David in English.
@StephenRoderick-td4nb5 жыл бұрын
You watch your ass buddy 😂😂
@Journey_to_who_knows5 жыл бұрын
Scammermance
@popis34935 жыл бұрын
Dude, You should get an indian friend to help you to confuse them more
@TheMainaksaha5 жыл бұрын
i am your indian friend
@TheMainaksaha5 жыл бұрын
they are saying just moth*r f*ckr and sister fck*r again and again
@Hamid-ou1pj5 жыл бұрын
Ik that would be a really good idea
@hiei50405 жыл бұрын
That would require you finding a decent Indian
@theduo36755 жыл бұрын
I can help
@danielhackmn7 жыл бұрын
Scammer vs. Scammer videos are the best. Thank you, Hoax Hotel, thank you.
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Daniel S I gotchu
@DjResR7 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same._
@IRgEEK7 жыл бұрын
Agree. My favorite. Well, those and Betty. Love that Woman!
@justanotheryoutubeaccount2270 Жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel Thankings you for each and everything video.
@kunaldandona6 жыл бұрын
Bro this shit is way too funny especially when you can understand what exactly they’re saying. For a moment they forgot about you and fighting with each other 😂😂😂
@elhollins59886 жыл бұрын
"I'm swearing at the white guy, Why are you barking"😂
@gurungkaran5 жыл бұрын
Love that part😂
@dawnbreak32994 жыл бұрын
Why no translation😕
@simearsov7 жыл бұрын
How are you not more famous, dude? You obviously put a lot of work, you deserve more
@josephdouchedouchebag10647 жыл бұрын
have you ever watched ownage pranks? i wish he gets as famous as themhhhhhhhh
@Graymenn6 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling it is because the powers that be want these scammers to exist... It would be easy enough to track them and shut them down...
@michiganmitten11472 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t upload much :((
@simearsov2 жыл бұрын
@@michiganmitten1147 he did when i wrote this comment 4 years ago lol
@nikhilnair68315 жыл бұрын
He told in Hindi that " we are getting calls from this number again and again please check with service provider what's the matter"
@dawnbreak32994 жыл бұрын
"Please check with service provider by telling them we are scum scammers and having a hard time stealing when people keep calling
@StephenS09065 жыл бұрын
I just have to say that my FAVORITE videos that you do are the ones where you keep having the scammers call each other over and over and over!!! I could listen to them ALL DAY!!! LOL!!!! My fave was "Jessica", who started singing to you...…...lol
@christophergargaro9597 жыл бұрын
Always love it when the scammers demand you stop or tell you to not contact them after the 20th call. The first 19 demands didn't work so swearing and saying it again surely will. It continually brightens my day to see a scammers ruined.
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Christopher Gargaro when the frustration builds
@snafuart7 жыл бұрын
You should automize this and keep it running 24/7 :D Great job.
@themanfromthemoon13265 жыл бұрын
im sure it can be done.
@spydertv11953 жыл бұрын
Well that’s not possible because all they gotta do is change their number
@someaccount3438 Жыл бұрын
Well, you could easily have a system where you constantly put in new scammer numbers and it randomly chooses from them. Once one is down, it can be automatically removed from the list. All you'd have to do is put in newer numbers.
@ThatOneBlack7 жыл бұрын
Scammers talking to other scammers always ends up being so..... interesting.
@symeoncarter81447 жыл бұрын
A Gummy Worm lmao
@J4ME5_6 жыл бұрын
Getting them to fight each other is the perfect solution.. please do this all day, everyday.. you should get a patreon page going so some philanthropist can fund this worthy endevour
@J4ME5_4 жыл бұрын
@Bill Williams sheesh... at tad extreme there!
@marilyndeleon72485 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious when they end up insulting each other and hanging up on themselves!!! This is the best video/call/scambait you've ever done!!! Great job!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
@uzenchhoizang31595 жыл бұрын
This is dope bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 both Indians were blasting each other not realising what was happening
@paritoshd7 жыл бұрын
I'm so gald I speak hindi. You're missing out on a fucking goldmine here. One guy said your mom works as his maid, then the other guy said something and they started fighting among themselves. The first guy realised the other guy was Bihari, so he said that his maids are also bihari. Then he said that he was abusing the white guy and he's just interfering.
@mykidsfuture55827 жыл бұрын
Paritosh Deshpande you need to hook up with hoax hotel and do translation. It would be PRICELESS.
@paritoshd7 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'll do it if he asks me!
@e.i.67097 жыл бұрын
Paritosh Deshpande Indian guy was defending hoax hotel?
@paritoshd7 жыл бұрын
Ernie I. no. One scammer was swearing at him and the other scammer thought *he* was getting sweared at. So he picks a fight with him, but the first guy tells him he wants to swear at the white guy. Then, they just started fighting among themselves.
@e.i.67097 жыл бұрын
lmao
@danweiss13716 жыл бұрын
Do you are the best for me and my wife have been sitting around for an hour watching your videos getting a really good laugh. Thanks for what you do. You’re the man/or lady. Keep up the good work!! And God bless you
@TheHoaxHotel6 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@bogdan99396 жыл бұрын
7:54 Apparently indians use "indian" as an insult....
@haseebaamjed62975 жыл бұрын
i visited both countries. people from pakistan are quiete nice and generous. while in india from tik tik driver to hotel owners they try to scam you one or other way
@Qwerty-ks8dn5 жыл бұрын
@@haseebaamjed6297 You're from Pakistan, and a little biased.
@haseebaamjed62975 жыл бұрын
@@Qwerty-ks8dn i am from iran. thanks for asking
@Qwerty-ks8dn5 жыл бұрын
@@haseebaamjed6297 Persians and Indians have some genetic and cultural similarities, hence the bias. Right?
@howtoremovealias5 жыл бұрын
@@Qwerty-ks8dn ?
@florenlebaron5244 жыл бұрын
This type of video, when you connect scammers to scammers, is my favorite.
@sw29387 жыл бұрын
You are the best. I enjoyed every second. This is a classic. Thank you so much. You are taking scam baiting to a new level. You are a master scam baitor.
@ellenorbjornsdottir11667 жыл бұрын
Stephen Wright Scamastur-i'm out
@sw29387 жыл бұрын
Ellenor Malik -huh, what?
@chrispham65997 жыл бұрын
+Stephen Wright ignorance is bliss
@yojadnama7 жыл бұрын
He's a master baitor! SorryI couldn't resist! Keep up the good work @TheHoaxHotel.. LOVE your videos!
@michaelfreeman31897 жыл бұрын
You're doing god's work.
@toocool4skoollol6127 жыл бұрын
More Scammer Vs. Scammer!
@MotoVigilant5 жыл бұрын
Teach me master how to scam scammers. This is my new hobby.
@johnspicer13715 жыл бұрын
Me too !
@Dukenukem1555 жыл бұрын
Nice Grammer :p
@Dukenukem1555 жыл бұрын
@Nate Jones He fixed his message post obviously but why add a period after scammers?
@poopsieaxel39164 жыл бұрын
What a great ambition. achieve your dream
@Hei-BK2014 жыл бұрын
@@Dukenukem155 Your grammar sucks too lol grammer lolol
@OK-pg1ss5 жыл бұрын
Killing two scammers with one stone??! hahaha
@theopinionisthighqualityopinio7 жыл бұрын
David sounded like he was already about to cry when he answered the phone. I think that may be why he launched into the long monolgue with the other guy. He had reached the end of his rope before he even started!! Another wonderful video!! Thanks!!!
@JoshuaCromerTodd7 жыл бұрын
nothing is more satisfying than hearing two angry scammers talking about you, and then you interject with a condescending chuckle....
@samlanni72537 жыл бұрын
God i love hearing you giggle lmao brings so much joy to my life
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
evil samm .wav .mp3
@missnoir18796 жыл бұрын
*kink unlocked*
@louiseziegler10776 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel Honestly Same his voice is very nice compared to the scammers. Love these videos.
@thatguy58375 жыл бұрын
Indian scammer: *thinks he's speaking to colleague* Also Indian scammer: *immediately begins sharing identifying information about himself and his location*
@rticle156 жыл бұрын
This is great stuff. HH is always the perfect balance of calm vs the exhausting approach of the scammers.
@shen62507 жыл бұрын
Our king has returned!
@rm719917 жыл бұрын
i am located in my location 😄
@rm719917 жыл бұрын
Gerbert D Aurillac 😄
@rm719917 жыл бұрын
Gerbert D Aurillac *file//c:/con/con* 😄😄😄
@rm719917 жыл бұрын
bhos division 😄
@MeIshKittie7 жыл бұрын
onlyu London is my subdivision
@dustinshort62077 жыл бұрын
7rm1991 is your location within you?
@cynwashere69407 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how much you genuinely enjoy messing with them. I also liked your red and blue mouse bodies. this was great. thanks again Sir HH for all your hard work. out of all the scam baiters on you tube yours is definetley the most original. Cheers Sir HH!
@Trid3nt8615 жыл бұрын
I had tears in my eyes from how hard I was laughing at the scammers fighting each other and throwing insults back and forth.
@Hamburgers4Haiti5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore people like you. There should be a funded coalition of people who do nothing but call and take up all these scammers' time. For each person they can't scam in a day because of awesome people like you, an angel gets its wings.
@houstonandLacfan7 жыл бұрын
7:20 this video took an interesting turn I see
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Edmond Niesen towards Moneygram
@suli5687 жыл бұрын
This makes it so much better, when you can understand the indian convo, loved it when they started fighting each other..
@JohnMichaelson7 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think of this as facilitating cross-cultural connections. You're doing more for world peace and understanding than the UN ever could!
@Christinebanks116 жыл бұрын
John Michaelson the un is fucking useless !
@Eric_The_Eccentric3 жыл бұрын
It's the animations that make it even more funnier. They capture the stupidity, shameless attitude and lack of self awareness so perfectly. 😁
@yashuafly63426 жыл бұрын
You sir are a genius..i just spent the day watching your vids..your the best scam scammer around bro! Great work! Keep it up:)
@brettevans29627 жыл бұрын
"Why are you wasting my time??" - the line should be "So you will quit this job and find something more ethical to do you rookie scammer marachode"
@Mikeb-NH7 жыл бұрын
Brett Evans I always love that too. It's like they're shocked that someone would have a problem with what they're doing.
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Brett Evans don't waste the time
@jbalconi59227 жыл бұрын
Yes, it surprised me, too, until a business owner told me that many dishonest people would rather scam on the chance of making a large amount once than work steadily at a job that will, over time, earn them more. He had an employee forge a check that wasn't even worth the risk.
@damanwithaplan80567 жыл бұрын
The Hoax Hotel Don't waste each and every time
@bobbyhill41186 жыл бұрын
Scammer: “Yes, we are calling you regarding your computer, from California” Me: “where is the exact location? I live in Cali, I’m just going to take it to you. Getting it in my car now” Scammer “uhhh, bye”
@MarianeTaylor7 жыл бұрын
Translations: 5:50:"I want to talk to your call provider(to block this number) about this call. someone is calling from this number 15 20 times" 9:08:1st scammer"your mother is maid at my house" 2nd scammer thought he was swearing at the white guy and say"who are you bhen ke lode talking in between us.you are bihari(region with poor socioeconomic conditions).and bihari maids (his mom)work in our homes"
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
bilal nasir love it
@XxTheWillxX5 жыл бұрын
So I stumbled into this channel, not gonna lie the first video I watched I disliked a couple minutes in due to the annoying comments and voice. After 5 minutes undid my dislike and the voice slowly turned into trolling gold. Now I’ve watched over 10 different videos and I am constantly entertained. You sir have created a very entertaining channel. Love this, keep up the great work. The picture animations fit so well.
@lissakaye610 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love these, the first one I watched had me crying. I love when they beg you not to call. Just delicious frustration 😂
@Veronicastar776 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite kind of spoof calling that you do. The conference calls are #1
@dhavalghone93986 жыл бұрын
You need someone who speaks hindi so you can understand what they are saying and mess with them on a different level
@blabbermouf92605 жыл бұрын
They speak 23 different languages in India.
@danny11035 жыл бұрын
Let's find a Indian contractor in the U.S. and calling these Indian Scammers in India. You can't fight fire with fire, but you def want to fight Indian with another Indian. If you have more budget, then hire a Indian who used to live in the North side of India ; then another Indian who used to live in the South side of India.
@siddharthkarlekar5 жыл бұрын
@@danny1103 I have been living in the US for few years, and i speak hindi! i totally volunteer for this!
@dawnbreak32994 жыл бұрын
@@danny1103 we have friends in India that translate live and in real time too...scammer payback
@dawnbreak32994 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthkarlekar why didn't you do it for this video(
@just1voice9946 жыл бұрын
Bro you are super talented and funny, you made me laugh so many times it was hurting my face. You are doing a great thing for the world. Thank you. I also like to mess with scammers and have just been finding more and more people like me. I am happy there are people like us. keep up the great work. Peace.
@25marcb4 жыл бұрын
I love these videos with the scammers going at each other. I haven't laughed this much since my uncle crank told a bunch of people selling magazine subscriptions that he couldn't read but had been trying for the past 60 years. For the record he was a physician. The only other great scammer crank was my best friend with scammers asking for his parents and him telling them that they were dead, despite them sitting on a couch across from him. We all had good laughs when he pulled that one.
@johnnyb64975 жыл бұрын
Hoax Hotel you are a champion.
@ikecop7 жыл бұрын
That was awesome.....wasted a lot of their time, so they stay off our ASSES! Thanks Man!
@nassermj76717 жыл бұрын
in the end when they got tired of cussing each other (!!!) one of them said 'we should be cussing the white guy' - this armistice is the unique take away finish on this one. thanks for the roar! '
@saggirl82047 жыл бұрын
This is awesome. You are awesome. I feel bad for the elderly population that get roped into these kind of scams. I had an IRS scammer calling my husbands cell phone. IRS dude said, "you don't want us to come arrest your wife at work do you?" My husband said, "where does she work?" And they hung up.
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Amanda Mensen ha nice
@lt_dans__leggs5732 жыл бұрын
I love the Scammer vs Scammer insult tirade! Great animation!
@DonnaBrooks6 жыл бұрын
I *love* having the scammers talk to each other. That way it ties up *2* lines and wastes *2* people's time!
@yes0r7874 жыл бұрын
The best way. "Hey! Other guy- are you still there?"
@SoundEffectsFactory7 жыл бұрын
Betty Murphy-Grumpus here
@SayMyNameAgain6 жыл бұрын
SoundEffectsFactory Betty is the best!
@zayder12347 жыл бұрын
non hindi speakers have missed out on one of the funniest hindi exchanges yet
@BassBastiforever6 жыл бұрын
zayder1234 oh what did they say?
@pandaind59326 жыл бұрын
Hahahah i am indian these scammers are dumb
@Christinebanks116 жыл бұрын
Google Hindi cuss words and imagine it .
@ditheraith6 жыл бұрын
I approve of the efficiency of wasting scammers time.
@gl92486 жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful for the job you do. Thx for tying up those bastards and frustrating the hell outta them. You're my hero!
@emilyapricot13135 жыл бұрын
"David" at 6:40 was the scariest one. When someone starts threatening my family, the joke's over....
@bryndows95314 жыл бұрын
Interconnected scammers; such a glorious scenario to watch unfold. Thank you, for your service.
@vijaym37315 жыл бұрын
Too good!! .this guys were caught n some of them were kicked by cops. Good going..liked the way you made them go crazy..
@WakkasLove6 жыл бұрын
You seriously need a public service award. I laughed so hard. "How dare you swear in our language!" Hahahaaaa
@melissacrawford99165 жыл бұрын
Love this. Please never stop. You r helping so many and it's the best entertainment
@poorexcuseforadaughter5 жыл бұрын
Not only is the content brilliant, but I love the way the animations change based on the scammer’s frustration/confusion/anger.
@republicofjupiter5 жыл бұрын
"You don't know d*ck about scam" Had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PinkManGuy5 жыл бұрын
"Hello this is.. David." "..UH HUH?!?!" 6:40 lol
@nOseGoPro6 жыл бұрын
"Is this Tech Support or Grants Department ?" that completely threw me out of my chair. :D
@RRRREALbadman3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bearfoot77756 жыл бұрын
just discovered your channel today. this.is.amazing. i cant get enough and the cartoons just add to brilliance. you're hilarious dude
@rydrake95095 жыл бұрын
whenever theres bad guys, someone has to put a stop to their scheme and the way that you do it its the most brilliant, creative way to make them waste their time so there gonna be less innocent people to suffer from their scheme the scammers got what they deserve and all the pranksters and scam baiters and ect got the upper hand, the scammers has already lost and refuse to submit, keep doing an awesome job till they're finished for good^^ you earned my respect and a sub, theres less and less scammers calling these days from where i live ty for protecting innocent people im grateful for all those who stops the scammer^^ i always wanted a world without criminals
@RjKumar111GunnerRj Жыл бұрын
8:13 my favorite part 🤣
@lassnames907 жыл бұрын
"Do one thing?" Lol that should be a slogan!!
@itsbunessa7 жыл бұрын
I'm eating a quest of Chex as these scammers quest for your checks
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Vestal I'm doing the very same and it's great
@FluffyGameplay7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Checks Quest. It comes with your Windows Security Package that John Fort gives you.
@janebarnes20546 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Vestal Like the Rats 3 doors down not long before they get there shit pushed in as well
@TakeAglassofwatermedia3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha. These never get old. Amazing work here!!
@irn2flying6 жыл бұрын
Priceless!! Well done. I love hearing them.go after each other...and then the heads up after a few minutes to let them know they are being monitored and scammed
@jorgep.20334 жыл бұрын
Hoax you are so kind, allowing scammers to getting to know each other lmaoo
@lildread17 жыл бұрын
PALATEEN IL HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH It's hilarious to me because I lived across the road from Palatine and know people there
@nickvanhees97667 жыл бұрын
Aaaaah man good 'ol swearing competition! Keep doing these type of vids man, you're the master Hoax!
@truthorspoof43966 жыл бұрын
It's really something special you're doing here! Thank you!
@muaazmasood11014 жыл бұрын
Dude I found you randomly on jim browning’s suggestions. And man! I’ve been laughing ever since 😂😂😂. You, Jim and all other baiters! Keep up 😂
@steven12803128347 жыл бұрын
i always laugh when you say i'll be calling all day.
@johngarcia1546 жыл бұрын
"You Motherchod's Have Some Real Terrible Insults" XD
@mr.voidout47395 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy that starts off passive is the one that goes full Chutiya mode.
@kimberlylane6976 жыл бұрын
OMG, I put CC on with auto-translate. If these scammers knew what their curses are being translated into they'd run for the nearest outhouse and jump in headfirst. LMFAO!!! People like you going after the scum of the Earth scammers are my heroes. Please keep up the great work!
@zenjon78926 жыл бұрын
Hats off for the efficiency! Putting two against each other is awesome!
@hanzalahp3647 жыл бұрын
I legit cried when they started speaking other languages
@wsiethinker7 жыл бұрын
Pls more of these, found this gem
@barbarianscum4927 жыл бұрын
It's like a Jedi vs the sand people :)
@txdrmr5 жыл бұрын
I am loving every one of these damn videos. You're doing a huge service and it is SO appreciated!
@Matishifu3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the delicious rumblings and tumblings of your average everyday scammer, never gets old, been watching your vids since you started your channel and i still love every second of it. many cheers to you!
@ejames64316 жыл бұрын
"The Hoax Hotel" is the best! 😂
@johnespy5856 жыл бұрын
This needs to be done on a massive scale 😂
@bowgart55674 жыл бұрын
10 scammers at the same time
@JHowardJones5 жыл бұрын
"What do you need?" Now is when YOU ask for Google Play cards or you will keep calling all day. :)
@pim12345 жыл бұрын
You are so clever on pc and telephone things, it's scary ! Congrats and respect !
@alfonzo93892 жыл бұрын
The body contortions makes it even better 🤣
@drwatson47177 жыл бұрын
So funny are these Indian scammers! One was Punjabi, another was Bihari and rest were Hindi speaking. The Punjabi scammer swore in Punjabi-Hindi-Mixed (Gaali) words. He went on non-stop and told the Bihari why are you not swearing at the "Gaura" (white man). The Punjabi-Hindi-Mixed speaking scammer says to TheHoaxHotel "how dare you swear in our language?" One scammer taunts the Bihari that their Bihari mothers are maids in their households. For viewers info: Bihar is a Hindi speaking state in India and is a bit less progressive. Workers from Bihar go to Delhi and Punjab to find any work incld menial work. Local Delhi-wallahs and Punjabis in Punjab in general demean the Bihari workers.
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Dr Watson ha excellent
@Miami19917 жыл бұрын
Dr Watson so basically Indian Mexicans ?
@drwatson47177 жыл бұрын
Yes, somewhat similar.
@stevemclovin15667 жыл бұрын
thank you bro, my mom love these. it looks these two were about to get hot and spicy like curry.
@TheHoaxHotel7 жыл бұрын
Come on, Benjals!
@JustNHavoc7 жыл бұрын
The Hoax Hotel mushroom hat?
@redring40837 жыл бұрын
The Hoax Hotel there are still so many ways to troll them that you haven't tried. 😂😂😂😂
@xxx3dd6277 жыл бұрын
You should learn hindi, you have mastered the swear words. lol :P:P
@bananaempijama7 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. You re doing god's work here. Suggestion: why not a nigerian scammer vs indian scammer? Clash of cultures ahah Keep up annoying those scammers
@suserman77757 жыл бұрын
bananaempijama Indian versus Nigerian won't work. I've noticed a massive difference in intelligence. The Indians catch on much quicker when they're being trolled.
@CrazyGamerDragon642 жыл бұрын
7:53 "You're f***Ing impotent!" 8:14 I really want the robot's ramblings translated