Clueless Annoyed Scammer Thinks I'm Scared - The Hoax Hotel

[@mrodriguezangel1]

The "listen" right off the back ,that's when you know it's serious

[@jimchesnutt7879]

"List-en, list-en list-en"

[@Switcher1972]

"listen listen listen..." (understand: "you are slowing me down, you victim").

[@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong]

Have any of you looked at the shithole country where he wants his money sent to the "Benin Republic"? LOL I had such a good laugh at their capitol city "Cotonou" but that's just because I'm an ignorant biggot. I should not question where our "Chief of Staff of the United States of America" goes when he is at the "Lodge", nor should I question how he turned into a Nigerian asshat magically once entering the lodge in question. I should be ashamed, Hail Merica!

[@enigma.records6783]

That's EXACTLY how you know the Fee's are incoming.. 🤑 International Money grams Fund is a real thing, ask Rosco on Instagram he'll flip that demurrage charge for you Just do 1 thing..

[@cherie9928]

Leesen Leesen Leesen!...just answer the question witb ONE WORD...YES OR NO! 💞😀😀😘💋

[@Irishandproud101]

Any time a scammer says “stop calling me.” Is an absolute win in my book.

[@gram.]

Leesin to me mister man

[@martina5296]

"Stop calling me, stop calling me." says the scammer admitting defeat.

[@gringoguapo]

100th win in my book thumbs up!

[@CheekClapper879]

"Here I was minding my own business, taste testing some motor oil" Almost spit out my iced tea at that one lol

[@wobbies662]

Hard catch them all, I'm laughing so hard Thanks for the laughs

[@critterwhisperer5821]

Hey he’s ready for skirim as you have to sample EVERYTHING

[@netty5170]

You can hear the defeat in his voice.

[@headshot9487]

Poor guy

[@PatrickLindemann22]

HH: “Pretty standard boiler plate for uh JFK and what not, ya know” Scammer: “What?” HH: “Yes of course”

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Oh yesh

[@PinkManGuy]

@@TheHoaxHotel Yererrrrgsh

[@ojkolsrud1]

Haha, this was the greatest part

[@deezy890]

All the Nigerians say “listen to me” 😂😂

[@skyvision7363]

And Indians "wait a moment"

[@skyvision7363]

@Ranjit Tyagi👍 From my dextop.

[@skyvision7363]

@Ranjit Tyagi No, just lived there for school one year. Gotta fix that profile.

[@ttvphilswifft8682]

*I am the captain now*

[@DJH4521]

@jordan swag gold red and blue there is just something about Foreigners with mixing up W and V

[@cmilliones]

Who would've known that all these older white males sound like they can be from Lagos, Nigeria ! Who would've known!

[@DanielLarsonofficia]

There the government

[@Deepstalks]

Exactly what I was going to say! How does that fool of a scammer believe he'll be able to convince people he's john Kelly and not an African with that accent. Like really?? 🤣

[@stevesheppardmusic]

Unless that's what he really sounds like in private haha

[@cmilliones]

@@stevesheppardmusic I think your into something

[@s2h995]

Lol

[@thecheesewizard]

“Can we get this done today?” “...oh I can hear you now! I can hear you now” The quickest way to a scammers heart.

[@louiseviau7926]

"It is always my duty to protect the interest of my fellow Americans" says the scammer calling from Benin. That's rich.

[@critterwhisperer5821]

It’s worth every penny I have which is none. As I don’t carry cash lmao

[@theresaohman7187]

🤣👍

[@cybertek3188]

Probably a Nigerian.

[@tommytoner2873]

"This is Marv Hopscotch here." " I 'll just hopscotch over there." Lol

[@kimberlyr.7199]

I just love how you're always such a smart-ass to these guys and they never catch on! You never fail to crack me up! 🤣 You are the best!

[@amichaels8346]

It's the TINY shred of RESPECT using SIR that keeps them on the line, like a horse with a carrot! 😂😂😂😉🥕🐴

[@thegeth4293]

John kelly sounds different from his press interviews

[@robs5252]

The White House Chief of Staff John Kelly sounds different over the phone than what he does giving press interviews.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

His satellites aren't aligned

[@bdale5231]

@@TheHoaxHotel 'satellites', is that a euphemism for 'brain cells'?

[@ohmeowzer1]

Rob S yeah he’s lost that Indian accent

[@lt.ripley1590]

Yes he's strange isn't he how he has completely changers persona and countries in a nano second. Do you think he has a time travel capsule available??

[@lt.ripley1590]

I know he does sound amazingly different. Listen listen listen. God they all say that and then obsess about the money. I mean with 6 million dollars as our hero at the Hoax Hotel always says why do you need a few hundred dollars when you can just take it out of that??

[@concen8777]

What I love is that all these scammers who want you to text do so because they are paying for the phone call.. The fact that Hoax always baits them into talking for so long is just another win. That and he calls them at 3am their time.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Look within to find your own JFK scammers, and then send them emails declaring your love of iTunes cards?

[@kimgauthier4309]

iTunes? Did someone say iTunes cards? 😍

[@M07MD_02]

What happened u stopped uploading for a long time 😥

[@milmil5350]

Thanks so much for doing such good deeds. You, sir, are an amazing person. ✨😊💖💕

[@meimei10100]

The Hoax Hotel yesssh I thought Mr John Francis Kelly sounded familiar.

[@colinglassey8763]

The Hoax Hotel excellent as ever sir. Addicted to your videos. Keep up the great work buddy. 👍

[@MeetLeAnne]

Oh HH, Marry Me! This is a public service! I was scammed by people such as these, in 2002, through a 'Work From Home' scam, for $1500. The scammers laughed at me when I confirmed the Western Union information to them. I tried to call them back, but they had blocked their number. I was so fucking ashamed, and I felt like I'd been violated. It's been very healing to watch Yours and Kitboga's channels, as you bravely take on these scammers who are hurting innocent people. Thank for performing an absolutely necessary public service. Your friend in Portland, OR: LeAnne

[@salmeli2992]

“Taste testing some motor oil”

[@dannyellaboatboat]

I always take a teaspoon of 10W-30 Royal Purple in my coffee every morning! 🤣

[@kb1kos]

No, I didn't understand the email because it was written with a foreign accent...

[@carrie1114]

You are by far my favorite Artist... seriously, It brightens my day when I see someone doing something about this CRAP. Thanks.☺️

[@maverickrhodes2432]

im gonna say two things, 1/ I love how he totally breaks their spirt, its so funny, and 2/ I want to know this guys back story, what inspired him to do this, when was that moment that he thought "f k im gonna break their will" Great work, im officially hooked

[@SoldMySoul45]

I know this post is a year old but I can provide an answer. Hoax said a long time ago that what got him into doing this is when he was looking for an apartment, he encountered a lot of scammers. This is his way of fighting back.

[@trollhunter2032]

I been a subscriber for a long time now and all I can honestly for from this channel is “please put out more videos”.

[@sonichero]

stangmaster 2 Probably because they aren’t fake or staged. Seriously watch some of his videos this stuff is too crazy to make up

[@jb0609]

@stangmaster 2 WRONG!!!!

[@danamarshall8998]

Love the way you interrupt them. They get sooooo mad. Funny as hell. Good job

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

Why are these guys so bad at customer service? I mean, I get that they're scammers, but they don't even seem to TRY at customer service. You'd think for these elaborate scams, they'd learn to be patient and what not with their potential victims.

[@TheGauges420]

They dont want to be patient. They want to be pushy and assholes to weed out smart people from scared/stupid people... Seriously, isnt that clear? That's why he kept hanging up on Marv, because he didn't want to talk to him because it seems pretty clear he could tell it was a waste of time...

[@sycofya1677]

@@TheGauges420 he didnt want to talk to him because it prevents him from making other phone calls. Its actually a job and he was being held up by Hotel Hoax

[@FrikInCasualMode]

@@sycofya1677 Not to mention insistence on contact via text messaging :P Less strain on his very, very weak grasp on English.

[@butternuts3656]

Seth Kauffman no but it’s cool you tried to project intelligence on them. Look at scammers from India - even when they suspect it may be a waste of time they will still play the game just in case.

[@thereddrumsarerunning8689]

🤣🤣🤣"Listen, listen, listen", I can't stop laughing when you talk over him and then he stops and tries to talk again just to be interrupted again.

[@jackhazardous4008]

The best scambaiters take just enough time between sentences for the scammer to think its their turn to talk

[@kadejito1]

Taste testing some motor oil? Bring Clint Runaround back! He's awesome.

[@kakarroto007]

"Here I was, minding my own business, taste testing some motor oil..."

[@danielmcgillis270]

Already with the "Listens" right off the bat that good.

[@weaselfish]

The ‘I’m In The Lodge’ embroidered on the hat almost made me pee laughing.

[@vitamincalmasmr]

LISTEN TO ME... I needed that giggle. You are awesome 😁

[@oxChaosVixenxo]

I missed your videos so much, and the countless laughs they give me. Lol

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Blessings to your location

[@emilypeterson5116]

@GENERAL DISARRAY'S BOSS 83 wtf? 😂😂😂

[@Migz2682]

"Hi john you sound so different on tv, mr. Former cheif of staff"

[@timk8830]

Your doing a great service for all of us.

[@TheOnlyIncognito]

You always seem to upload videos at the perfect times. Thank you.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

3AM local time Language, GA

[@kujju18]

Your nonsense talk is on another level. I can’t stop laughing.

[@lindab.2730]

So happy to see you are back in action!! Now I can look forward to my morning coffee breaks at work😊👍

[@Tampo-tiger]

Every so often I come back to these videos for a listen and they never get old. I hope the proprietor of the HH receives a little bit of remuneration for his inspired and hilarious comedy skits as this is pretty well unique.

[@legaleagles3654]

Love how you twist them up. He sounded broken by the end lol 😂

[@Twitch_Moderator]

@ 10:40 JFK: "Listen on me" HH: "OH! Listen ON you, Yes." 😂😂😂

[@LeBronsUnicorn]

Thanks for making my Saturday so much better! 💙

[@TheExaltedPharaoh]

You're welcome! Thanks for supporting my channel!

[@Dreamskater100]

@@TheExaltedPharaoh ?

[@aqib2000]

The 3am part sounded like his dad telling him to stfu and go back to sleep 🤣🤣

[@zemzem8323]

The next best thing to catching these scammers is wasting their time at all hours of the day and disturbing their time at the lodge....TY

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I think he ran out of firewood

[@zemzem8323]

The Hoax Hotel - 😂🤣😂 - oh man you made my day with this video, TY

[@mudhead31]

Good job. Mr. Kelly sounds different on the phone than on tv interviews the I’ve seen. I’m not 100% positive, but pretty sure he sounds different. Maybe it’s my speaker attached to my IBM XT.

[@TheWatanna]

That was brilliant. The way you hassle the scammers is amazing and so funny. Well Done and thank you for posting.

[@carolyngair7051]

"Listen! Listen! Listen!" I swear he talks to the same scammers again and again. Hahaha!

[@SheIsAVampireBat]

Every video is him speaking to FBI Josh's family

[@MisterTipp]

I'm so happy you're back!!! 😃😃

[@TheHoaxHotel]

where the hell is the lodge

[@Almighty_cornholio]

@@TheHoaxHotel I poop too much

[@nanaimosteve5952]

Send me money and I will send you a map.

[@MisterTipp]

@@nanaimosteve5952 I pay for the demurrage

[@gmandofgod]

I crack up every time you say, "Oh yes, of course!"

[@castielsangel6870]

Ahh yersh...this consignment notification has finally arrived to my location.

[@BigCaucasoid]

The Alternative ASMR awwwww yeeeeeeah

[@ronmower]

Three years ago today....still one of my favorite Hoax Hotel videos.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Same wonder if he's still in the lodge 🤔

[@lauriesingh7343]

I am happy to see a new video. I wish that you could try to post new videos more often. You are so funny.

[@femkeyt2635]

9:25 I just totally lost it at that MK64 reference haha! Finally, now I know the fastest way to Banshee Boardwalk!

[@Mike-om4tv]

All i want for christmas is betty murphy grumpus.

[@silveruke88]

I love how they can just be in mid sentence and then the call gets discone- *click*

[@DustyCruz]

The sounds of screaming 419 scammers is music to my ears. Thank you for this early Christmas Present my dude!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

no prob

[@drewsta005]

You sir are an American treasure! Keep up the good fight!!

[@SwedudeEPIC]

Ohh christmas came early this year! :D

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Christmas Fund*

[@magebomba318]

Hahaha hell yes!

[@aekuterbach1]

You talking over them is truly an art. I love it!!

[@jerryedwards456]

LISTeN liStEn LISTEN!!🤐

[@Vercingetorix.Fantasia]

@@yodathecloverholder69 listen ON me

[@majackslelo827]

7:37 HAHAHA🤣😂😂, man say “It’s His Duty To Protect The Interest of His Fellow American”😂🤣🤣😂👌🏿

[@AnotherFunkingGamer]

Looks like he wants you to "Lodge" some customs fees into his location

[@Sheltieshangrila]

You're really great at this. Comedy gold listening to the scammers try to figure out if you're messing with them or just stupid.

[@VSPtx]

He hopes the email explained everything so he doesn’t have to try and speak more English than he knows lol. pls confirm u underarm evrythin I den u

[@simpleton8554]

He explained each and everything

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

I ned tu get 500 dollar to get legal documnntt for transfer of funds

[@mamamarianovits9029]

....but don't forget to spread your methods....😂

[@reneecatagnus2344]

I never knew the word CLICK, would make me bust out laughing! Thanks HH!!

[@darren6223]

YEAH!! You're back HH! Been missing you. Please do each and everything to stay on the line.

[@reneecatagnus2344]

I love how you just calmly ramble on!! Great work!!

[@pcdesign00]

These videos are the most entertaining things on KZbin

[@TheHoaxHotel]

besides lodge fireplace ASMR

[@nmarkose]

Your stubbornness cost you everything 😂😂😂

[@TheHoaxHotel]

😭

[@Kishnabe]

The mugu is not happy.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

The mugu is strong with this scammer.

[@Martins785]

Thanks, these are fun to listen too.

[@navret1707]

And I have been deleting his emails?! Darn I Iost all that money. 🤑 I should have listened listened listened. Glad you’re back.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Many millions lost

[@darthpanther247]

The details in these pictures are just beautiful. The axe microphone hanging off his face really sets the whole tone of the lodge in his location.

[@kimgauthier4309]

Yeersh I am happy now

[@TheHoaxHotel]

todehr?

[@michaelhofby]

Yeeeash Yeeeash Yeeeash Yeeeash Yeeeash

[@Mousymusic]

The African accent on a white old man blows the cover wide open 😂😂😂😂😂

[@playboymaxim]

You would think that, but people still fall for this shit smh

[@netty5170]

I really feel sorry for the people who fall for this.

[@cautionTosser]

i feel sorry for the scammers that cross paths with hoaxie

[@matthewskullblood9778]

if yuou fall for this you're an idiot

[@jtronnie6081]

you feel bad be wasted a scammers time?

[@butternuts3656]

Xen so does American greed and hubris

[@stephenphillip5656]

@@matthewskullblood9778 I have to comment here- a family friend (he used to be a director of a multi-national corporation so no "idiot") now has dementia and will believe ANYTHING he is told due to his condition, so no, you don't have to be "an idiot" to be a victim of these scumbags, only a vulnerable person.

[@tastyloaf5487]

_"I hope you still recognise me, I'm Mr. John Francis Kelly."_ Well, I know you're morphing pretty rapidly into a Nigerian scammer, but I think we've all been there.

[@zararoyce319]

Well hello, I’m always so happy to come across a new video from you, please keep them coming :-)

[@forbesfoofighters]

Zara Royce hi dear

[@TheHoaxHotel]

If I make it to the lodge..

[@zararoyce319]

David Forbes hiiii! How goes?

[@michaelhofby]

hello sir

[@ollieox9181]

Never heard John Kelly talk much. Never would have guessed that he has a Nigerian accent.

[@TheSipapa]

Liked before even watching

[@petesgarage4670]

same

[@kyleschwartz.]

Always

[@johnboy4014]

me too 😊

[@james9170]

I liked your comment before reading it.

[@TheSipapa]

Patrick Riendeau 😂😂😂

[@B77548]

I need an "I'm in the lodge" hat!!

[@carlcoalson49]

good one. thanks for the video and all that you do to fight these scammers.

[@shamikataylor571]

Another great video♡ Love the way you irritate those scammers

[@motomissle]

KZbin rewind needs this channel showcased

[@Twitch_Moderator]

Wtf is a youtube rewind?

[@bobcatcomms]

What year is it???? My god I nearly collapsed laughing

[@holly7664]

I know I don't say it enough but, I love you.

[@a.mnmemories4289]

When I noticed the dudes hat says " I'm in the lodge" I was in the middle of taking a drink of milk and I laughed so hard. HH you need to be careful with how awesome you are, I could've got died.

[@CaptnHowdy.]

I use these type of tactics with those annoying student loans and car warranty phone calls. 🤪🤪

[@Papatoole]

I just found your channel and I’ve been watching it for two days straight. Absolute gold. Subscribed and huge fan of your work. I hope you do read this.

[@DanielLarsonofficia]

How's Betty grumpus doing daddy hoax she'd make a great grandma

[@jbmbryant]

His last name of Kelly, his Irish accent is sure thick. LOL This is frikkin hilarious!

[@So_p4w]

Missed your vids so much😶

[@magebomba318]

Sorin Hell Yea, Hoax is by far the best fucking scambaiter!

[@michaelhofby]

He is THE BEST @@magebomba318

[@C16i100]

I will never understand how someone can buy into this poor kind of scam, love your work man.

[@critterwhisperer5821]

“Taste testing some motor oil” 🤣🤣🤣

[@haputmacatiag9813]

the laugh when he hears a scammer calls him is so joyful

[@christopherblaine4497]

You are my hero. I am trying to get my grandkid's names changed to Hoax and Hotel but their damn mother is fighting me on this...

[@TheHoaxHotel]

might have to fax the name change document fee

[@mamamarianovits9029]

Christopher Blaine Well shit.!!...😂

[@TeenaDavis101]

This guy has the gift of gab so much so, you can hear the exhaustion in their voice after the seventh call. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏. This is hilarious

[@RRjames5332]

Mr Kelly is Nigerian?

[@aeromedical6750]

@pjm8047 - not really. That just how he sounds after 6 shots of Patron.

[@artham94]

Some peeps just sound different on the phone.

[@01kilik10]

I love it when you hear the brokenness is his voice.

[@nader123shah]

Great one again. You might be busy at your LOCATION Don't make us wait for another vid that long from your LOCATION. We will be at LOCATION asap if u don't upload more often around your LOCATION

[@TheSeraphimofextasy]

I have so much admiration for you with how you are able to carry on with these people lol!

[@tomorourke6301]

I wanting this on my mantra: your stubbornness, it cost you the everything.

[@jeankeats3200]

I love it! I laughed at tumble dry low! VERY witty! I'm so glad you harass them. Let them see what it feels like to keep being pestered. You do a superb job!!!!