Their duty & The Weekend War | 2426 | Short HFY Sci-Fi

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00:00 Intro
00:07 Their duty by teller_of_tall_tales
07:11 The Weekend War by Coyote_Havoc
#ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
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Spanish Moss - Chris Haugen
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@billcook7285]

"we lost a war. Once. To the emus. But you are welcome to try. When you're finished with us, you can have the emus". Australia:😂

[@HenshinFanatic]

Except, I believe it was twice they lost to the emus.

[@2020DDDD]

​@@HenshinFanatic one war with a temporary, unofficial ceasefire.

[@billcook7285]

@@HenshinFanatic 🤔 no, I think it was just a long war. 🤭

[@Wastelandman7000]

Plus its worth noting that EVERYTHING in Australia would be trying to kill them. Snakes, spiders, everything. Probably half their army was dead before they engaged the Aussies.

[@MarkJohnson-ro1ed]

@@HenshinFanatic Nope, the second war was when the government gave the local farmers a shit ton of ammo for the .303 rifle and permission to clear the land. To this day, those areas are free of Emu.

[@andrewosborne8993]

Mongolian Navy. 😂 Three fishing boats with one engine.

[@robertstoneking7916]

One of the guys even knows how to swim.

[@Lucian00311]

I believe they also have a cannon. A water cannon, to be accurate 😂

[@willdavis3802]

@@Lucian00311 By which, it's considered cannon that there is water.

[@TheJMPD]

Once a marine. Ever a marine! The first story made me cry The second story made me giggle, the 'Aussie-Emu War"

[@niyablake]

Some of these stories feel like there were written by vets.

[@Jason-sm4oc]

They landed in the rainforests of Brazil! I can see it now ..."Why is that fishie biting me?" ... "Arrgh why so many bugs?" ... "Da fuq dis dart come from?" ... "Tiny likkle bright frog can't be too dangerous can it?" ... "It's just a tree, what harm can a tree do?" Oh you poor sweet souls...

[@niyablake]

I'm disappointed they didn;t make it to Florida and Australia

[@Terran.Marine.2]

Wondering what constrictors and venom producing critters would have done (besides kill and eat an obscure and novel food source).

[@niyablake]

@@Terran.Marine.2 They messed up by touching the gympie gympie tree

[@ganggreen9012]

They tried an amphibious landing on the north coast of Australia. The box jellyfish and saltwater crocodiles eliminated them.

[@bmac9936]

The two tales could not be more different but both were perfect in their own way, from serious to sublime.

[@scotthinger6397]

I really liked both stories for very diffrent reasons. WITH ENERGY!!

[@Odd_Interaction]

Finally!! The fleet was avenged. It took a few centuries but at least the Mongol Navy didn’t sink this time. I wonder if Japan feels a bit uneasy.

[@MidnightSmoke]

nice, working in the Emu war made me laugh. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@swimmingmide]

I believe they actually lost 2 wars with the Emus.

[@xessq1]

aliens: we are invading Humans: we lost a war to birds once Aliens:.... WTF?

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

​@@xessq1 a very angry, ugly looking bird.🤬

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! They say that a Marine only retires when he dies, but that is debatable. He probably continues to fight even after he dies! The 2nd story gave me an LOL over the reference to the Great Emu War!

[@Wastelandman7000]

Hey, I hear Odin is always recruiting veterans.

[@xessq1]

all Marines go to Valhalla

[@kylejohns2288]

They regroup in hell

[@arbiteramon]

For da Squirrel! Long live the Squirrel!

[@alfredsutton4412]

In honor of creative authors. In honor of a great voice actor who doubles as great at selecting great stories. OK Algorithm ... pay this guy handsomely!

[@ThePheonixSoldier]

For the Narrator, and those who served and made it home, but never left the place behind.

[@deussalt4479]

That second one was pretty damn funny 😂❤ "farming them for experience" For the Agro-rythm!

[@glennosborne4555]

All the stories read in general are quite good but the second story of these two had me laughing. Well written and well read. Kudos to all involved!

[@snidecommenter7117]

Story #1: Puts me to mind of the account where a long Ghurka fought off 40 attackers with a knife to defend a young woman's honour on the Maurya Express in 2010.

[@user-tr3py5nz2j]

Lots of great comments on these stories means Squirrel chose real winners this time and I will admit the first story made me sad while the second story gave me a chuckle and a smile! A great way to start the day!

[@peachesrambo4037]

My tea is now all over my table, after the statement of about a Tag limit.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

Love both, but the second gave me a definite chuckle.

[@leightondoswell453]

These stories are so good ❤ thank you to the writers and Argo for bringing them to life.

[@Psalmster023]

For the algorithm, WITH ENERGY!!!

[@nachtwaya8721]

ALGORITHMS AWAY!!!!!!!!

[@Tang0Fox1]

The first story reminds me of those marines "assisting" some thugs to become acquainted with several broken bones.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Normal Humans are bad, Human Marines are worse. Story 2: Our disunity was our strength in this case. Well, that and Edrisil tactical stupidity.

[@thomasmandell3002]

There is no way that either the states or feds would act that fast on issuing tag limits 😂😅😊

[@CharlesMartel-bd5du]

Another great post!

[@timobrien2813]

Both great stories, thank you. UKUK

[@jasonswearingin1009]

Damn story 1 really hit home for me. Got caught up in memories more than 20 years old that I still haven't shared with anyone. Didn't notice the time that past or that I was caught up in that same thousand yard stare till my body screamed go take a dump. Looked at the clock and approx. 2 hours had passed with the video paused at the beginning of story 2!

[@SiegeTF]

The xenos underestimated Canada, but then the Canadians undid the ritual that sealed their aggression into their geese. The Honkening is not spoken of in any report, because there were no non-Canadians alive to report the event.

[@Sarindanvelor]

it's not a warcrime if you win and the other side never signed the treaty

[@bf-696]

Both good stories. Love when they throw in something from "down under". For the Algorithm!!

[@xunheilvsnipezx3324]

Darn missed the live today, but like Ian Malcom once said Life finds a way... to get in the way.... Howdy howdy from Tucson

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Story 1 based on one of several real world ghurka on a train incidents.

[@theshadyprotector8412]

Beat me to it.

[@redbear6]

Bishnu Shrestha, just toned down for "realism".

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

@@redbear6 isnt he the old fella that trained Son Goku before he became a Buddha?

[@Wastelandman7000]

I don't doubt. The ghurkas will send you to the next world rather quickly.,

[@Wastelandman7000]

Though there was that one American Marine vet on a subway train in NYC who tried to restrain some homeless guy who was high as a kite attacking a woman and the perp died unintentionally. The assholes tried to crucify the poor vet.

[@artyd42]

The hell are these things? (Rain Forest of Brazil)

[@klasandersson7522]

Please do pet the cute colourfull frogs! 😂

[@niyablake]

I was hoping they were saying-they got killed off by poison darts.

[@klasandersson7522]

@@niyablake Hihi, that would have been a pointy end to that invasion indeed! 😄

[@niyablake]

@@klasandersson7522 No ,if Florida has taught me any thing you lick the frogs .

[@klasandersson7522]

@@niyablake 🤣🤣🤣

[@lynntenney4851]

great read

[@Wastelandman7000]

The great Emu Empire approves the second story.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Another great read by The Squirrel.

[@EeBee51]

As an Aussie, we "Don't mention the war"....😉😁 But I did get a grin out the US and Canadian governments setting bag limits on the aliens.... 😅😅

[@timfielder9893]

still laughing at the second story, glorious stuff

[@shawnlowery6246]

Great one. My favorite narrator

[@Elyseon]

Now imagine if the Australians managed to recruit emus and cassowaries into the armed forces.

[@Adam-ul2px]

Alien fleet lands in the Amazon and is never heard from again

[@waltergolston6187]

the good show made me chuckle

[@kerry.........]

Fingers crossed for a sequal to story #1

[@jimmyhenderson2860]

If you are going to salute please use the right hand. I love your stories but the salute caught this old vet and that was what I focused on and had to back up for the second story.

[@maryjacks7923]

Hilariously funny.

[@mattbrown5511]

One really needs to read Tsun Tsu BEFORE invading Earth.

[@user-ns8ow7fp7w]

Not the "farmed for experience"😭😭😭 ... Nvm, this whole thing is one giant meme

[@MarkJohnson-ro1ed]

Fun fact: Unlike Germany, we didn't lose against the emus the second time around!

[@edwardneilsen2139]

For the algorithm in the emos, play The former be appeased and the latter be ever VICTORIOUS

[@kevincaruthers5412]

Space Marines, What is your duty?

[@humanoiddragon3723]

That absolutely sound like something everyone would do if we were invaded instead is should have been unlimited per tag.

[@bobcloy5171]

Mongolian Navy I like that

[@donniejo8888]

72hr hold for the vet , legally protect him a lil he needs it anyway

[@johnc6738]

Invasion during hunting season is never a good idea. Start the grills , it's going to be fun.

[@russjensen4163]

There are no tag limits on an evasive species.

[@Jakes3130]

😊

[@Wastelandman7000]

First story: NEVER trigger a Marine vet. You will have a very bad time.

[@GR3YD3ATH]

👾👾👾

[@niveklaemtao1773]

Russian and Chinese air defenses that work😂😂😂

[@silenttitan416]

Agro squirrel, australia doesn't have much of an "emo" population. We do have an "emu" population though 😂

[@mr.notseen2409]

Lets go Mongald

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@anathardayaldar]

9:30 Wait... Mongolia has a navy?

[@niyablake]

I would love a version were the aliens landed in Florida and meat Florida man on bath salts. then they land in South Africa an encounter krokodil

[@Wastelandman7000]

Then go to Australia where everything tries to kill them. LOL Though in rural Florida FM would be competing against all the rednecks chasing the aliens down in pickup trucks. I'm from rural Florida, we're armed to the teeth.

[@user-no9lk1zr5x]

No expiration to the oath.

[@gordonhardwick9552]

Algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

4th, 14 June 2024

[@davidaward82]

heh, Aussie Emos?

[@Wastelandman7000]

Emus. Big bird kind of like an ostrich. They've been trying to control the population of the pests for decades. So the Emu wors is a running joke.

[@letsgowinnietheflu5439]

The detective arrived on scene. Walking up to the dilapidated old home he looked over at the tree. The corpse of a rabbit slowly sways in the breeze. A Leprechaun’s body lay at the base his head at an impossible angle toucan feathers shoved in his mouth. The beat cop says “Doesn’t look like all their tricks and magic could get them out of this one.” Walking into the front door a man in old fashioned formal clothing and a cape lay on the couch with a stake driven into his chest. 3 guys with chief hats were scattered around the room each with a bullet hole in their forehead. Stepping into the hall way lay a man in navel uniform who had been garroted. Walking past the bedroom a large pink monster lie on the bed clearly dead and a bird sat there repeating over and over Cuckoo for … Cuckoo for. The cop then says “Only potential witness found him in the closet curled into a ball think he’s lost in permanently” Walking into the sunroom A bear with a knife in his chest a tiger with his throat cut floated in the hot tub. Detective finally spoke. “Damn guys looks like we have a particularly brutal cereal killer on the loose.”

[@live2dream1966]

Your work with Their Duty was excellent. Earlier, I heard a version narrated by AI and it was terrible.

[@darwinskeeper421]

Heard the first story on another channel, The Squirrel did it much better.

[@Wastelandman7000]

The Squirrel always does it better. Man is a master narrator.

[@peterhall8572]

There is no such thing as an Ex Marine. Be that US or Royal.

[@mopenshaw]

Eldrisil were lucky they didn't attack, the Ukranians, Kurds, Afghans, or the Vietnamese.

[@straydog2758]

no offence mate but i need to see you salute with your right hand not the left please 😅

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

Not to mention that you should not salute in civvies. ( always makes me cringe when civilians outside the chain do that .. )

[@HeilTec]

[@alanblack6500]