You can leave Vegas with a small fortune, but that's usually done by starting with a large one.
@shanelink13153 жыл бұрын
I wish I could laugh react
@drdrew33 жыл бұрын
Is that original?
@paulo47713 жыл бұрын
@@drdrew3 Heck no. When I lived in Thailand, and foreigners wanted to open bars in places like Pattaya to get rich quick, that line would always come into the conversation. :)
@Smith62652 жыл бұрын
I left Vegas a Millionaire was a Billionaire 😉
@ourtime-downhere69314 жыл бұрын
Also sign up for the players card, every time you lose $10k you get a free tuna sandwich.
@glenpuyallup38472 жыл бұрын
Exactly what EQC casinos in Tacoma and Fife charges you when you use their card. For $10,000 you can get a free Subway, chips and drink. WOW great deal! At least Muckleshoot casino in Auburn lets you get $1 worth of food for $300, so you only need to lose $3300, wow what a deal. The more you bet the more you lose so the big betters can get their "free food" so they think.
@frostyjim26332 жыл бұрын
That's a good deal. When I joined, they just took $500 and kicked me in the balls.
@mikesanchez10622 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@juicyfruit6311 Жыл бұрын
@@frostyjim2633That's a good deal. I took a gamble at marriage. Got a bad hand. Dealer got the kids, most of my annual salary, and the house.
@sumthang6786 ай бұрын
So true in this day and age lmao. Feels like they only care about whales.
@uselessjoe4 жыл бұрын
I went to Vegas in a $70,000 Lexus and came home in a $700,000 Greyhound bus...
@darrenyoung49744 жыл бұрын
😅😆
@frankmccune51284 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 never heard that one
@jimkline7464 жыл бұрын
Well said
@emmanuelvacakis44634 жыл бұрын
uselessjoe everyone who plays a mathematically unfair game is in for the same result that you experienced. That’s why I don’t play them.
@emmanuelvacakis44634 жыл бұрын
uselessjoe but nevertheless, that’s a funny comment. Well said
@Mccaid Жыл бұрын
I dont believe slot machines are random for a second.
@ipressedabutton6 жыл бұрын
a dumb bet is to step into a casino and believe you are going to walk out with more money than you came in with.
@rykingbaus102 жыл бұрын
watching this in 2022 is a trip lol $4 bets on red and black when all the casinos in my area are $10-$15 minimums
@foarfield11 ай бұрын
Yeah any countable blackjack game is like 25 minimum anymore, you have to have a huge bankroll.
@xuploads4 жыл бұрын
I won $10,000 on a $10 sucker bet. It had never happened before in the casinos history. there's a picture on the wall with me and all the dealers/employees. The next time I came to that casino, that particular blackjack game was gone. As soon as someone actually wins a jackpot they change the game.
@dicloniusgames2 жыл бұрын
Which casino was it at? Because if you won on a sucker bet, I gotta hear where it went down.
@xuploads2 жыл бұрын
@@dicloniusgames Great Blue Heron by Port Perry, Ontario
@ShaolinFlunk4 ай бұрын
Hah u r so full of shit
@AustraliaisupsidedownАй бұрын
@@dicloniusgames empire city casino in Yonkers, New York
@mrmarvellous53784 жыл бұрын
The advice given here is spot on and will help to minimize losses and still have some fun.
@ianandersen265 Жыл бұрын
Not entirely spot on. Barney Vinson is wrong not to include video poker on his list of the best games to play, but he did imply it briefly. Michael Shackleford Wizard of Odds was criticized many times for not showing a full pay deuces wild game in his demonstration of pay tables. Max Rubin should not have encouraged people to play Caribbean Stud, because anyone who doesn't use optimal strategy faces a house edge the size of the lottery. Most Caribbean Stud players would be better off playing Keno or Megabucks, both of which are terrible games, but offers a ginormous longshot jackpot.
@johnkennely28207 жыл бұрын
They need to do a new documentary on Vegas gambling plenty of suckers would enjoy
@jayfromaz6 жыл бұрын
Just remember that every time someone finds a way to beat the game, the casinos change the rules or procedures. Go back and look at the rules from 30-40 years ago. They're may be different and/or the procedures are different if people had found out how to beat those games. Remember the video says the casinos are never going to give you a percentage that's in your favor. Better odds just me and you'll lose your money a little more slowly. A great example is when the MIT teams found ways to beat the games, the casinos made drastic changes so that wouldn't happen again.
@jacobwhisler75933 жыл бұрын
People still do that
@martinpecheur85066 жыл бұрын
The only way to walk out of a casino with $1M...is to walk in with 2...
@medexamtoolscom5 жыл бұрын
Walking in with 2 dollars and walking out with 1 million dollars isn't bad.
@cutweldngrind5 жыл бұрын
My friend walked in with 20k and by lunch time of first night he had lost it all. He spent the rest of the 5 day vacation just in his room.
@jimbo0o0o5 жыл бұрын
@@cutweldngrind Jesus Christ, is he a Marine or something lmao
@cutweldngrind5 жыл бұрын
@@jimbo0o0o lol...He is a young millionaire.
@jimbo0o0o5 жыл бұрын
@@cutweldngrind Damn good on him!
@ddingus22546 жыл бұрын
as your walking into the casino...pull all your money out...fold it in half..put it back into wallet....there...you just doubled your money....walk away
@darrenyoung49744 жыл бұрын
😆😅Brilliant
@tonyboycurtis4 жыл бұрын
Thats actually legit lmao u can tell this to ppl and ur not lying... Same for i can speak to dead ppl... I really can they just dont reply bcz theyr dead lmao
@carpediem65684 жыл бұрын
Really good video. All the various ways to gamble along with the odds is something I've never seen put together so well. And the competition at the end was great fun. What struck me was the souless professional saying that consistent winning is just a hard grind, taking all the fun out of it. Odd that playing the stock or currency market is all about work but gets more enjoyable the more you do it.
@ianandersen265 Жыл бұрын
It was mostly good, but lacked in some small ways. However, this video gave people a basic understanding, at a time when such info was limited to books and very few online websites, back when internet was slower and less reliable.
@OxybroCone Жыл бұрын
You view "playing the stock market" as work?
@joerossetti32924 жыл бұрын
"Winning is not an event, its a process"
@justforfun53913 жыл бұрын
no....winning is all about your LUCK even if the count in BJ is in your favor...
@sahil8home2 жыл бұрын
@@justforfun5391 entirely untrue. If you play a 100% perfect game in BJ with perfect counting and perfect variance, you will end up on top in the long game 100/100 times
@justforfun53912 жыл бұрын
@@sahil8home That is NOT true...simulations does not equate reality...I have played BJ since I was 11...60+ now and have counted for years with more successes than failures ..but the last 7 years has been a total disaster...lady Unlucky has stuck her head...bad beat after bad beat after bad beat....true the hard count should favor you but does not mean you will win the hand..sure it could turn again but I might be over 80 years old by then...LOL...you see simulations does not account for time...just the number of hands...good luck!! because in the long run you still need a bit of luck with that good hard count...oh also back then you only had to deal with a deck or two...now with multiple decks and cutting off part of it does not really give an accurate perfect variance...but I know you already knew that...hell in one session I lost 17 hands doubles 10 and 11 with the dealers busting card...lol..oh wait I pushed 2 hands...
@travissearles233 жыл бұрын
Beating the casino is easy but not giving it back is very hard! ✌️
@azombie19972 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY well said
@travissearles232 жыл бұрын
@@azombie1997 lmfao! I'm walking out the door to go to Talking Stick for some blackjack! Hi lo card counting!lol
@sumthang6787 жыл бұрын
I still have this on my old TiVo box
@Sc9cvsd4 жыл бұрын
Playing $1 at a time, my dad hit 5 for 5 and 6 for 6 in Keno. Thats $2100 won from those 2 wins, definitely ahead on Keno
@JoeRuizLordoftheRings Жыл бұрын
My favorite Vegas documentary! 😀
@voicetube4 жыл бұрын
Great video! I think the lesson here well learned is to *set a limit and stay within it* - not only don't gamble more than you can lose but calculate your hours and days on vacation to lose slowly (preparing for the probibility of losing). In other words, I wouldn't place too many high bets too quickly on your trip (to then potentially use up your bankroll too quickly!). I'm about to go to Vegas so I'm going to actually be a little "selfish" and write this comment (it's going to be long) for myself as well as you, the reader reading this :-) Other things not mentioned here in this video is basically the human or spiritual factor (for lack of better terms :-). One's goal (if they are not trying to seriously be a professional gambler) is to HAVE FUN (in the long AND short-run)! An idea of one person's fun might not equal somebody else's idea of fun. E.g., In Las Vegas, for instance, some people might prefer the flashiness and pumping hip-hop music one might find at The Linq casino And others (such as myself) might go for "older people music" (which I actually preferred when I was 19!) At a higher and casino like Bellagio or maybe The Wynn. Here are examples in my case of how I personally can make my trip more "profitable," while not relating always directly to money: - AVOID SMOKE ... I prefer to avoid being around players and areas that are too smoky, so one strategy would be to find casinos that are either non-smoking (virtually impossible in Vegas except for the airport :-) or have very good ventilation systems (so in Vegas, I stick to the bigger hotels on the strip rather than the smaller hotels let's say in downtown - even when/if the payouts of the slot machines are better downtown) - If playing table games, try to find a table where people are not smoking (obviously) but also having a good time (and emitting a wavelength that I want to be around). Therefore, I avoid quiet tables with people who have very serious faces (I'm in Vegas to have fun) Or are even grumpy. they talk about mathematics by the way in this video but I have noticed that I NEVER win when I'm feeling crappy (no matter how well I play) but when I hit well - especially at tables - it's when I'm feeling good and I'm around people where I'm having a fun time - so I think there is more to it ultimately than pure mathematics… That's from personal experience…Just sayin'… - I try to stick with the hotel-casinos that have higher-quality complimentary alcohol (the downside being again, these machines in these casinos may indeed have worse payouts). I would say with the ventilation systems along with the higher level of complimentary drinks, it might be logical to play the tables at those casinos - those games where the odds don't vary depending on technician programming (as they do with the slot machines). Indeed, blackjack at a fancy, well ventilated, less smoky strip casino with ( relatively) high-end Scotch being comped, the odds are exactly the same. One problem with higher-end casinos is that the minimums are generally going to be higher (if that messes with the strategy of not losing to quickly, it could be better to avoid the tables, regardless). - Discipline of walking away from a machine or table when you hit a nice win is more psychologically than mathematically logical. Again, if one has a goal to have fun, applying that discipline of walking away after a jackpot could add to the overall vacation experience (I always like that feeling of walking around the casino, etc. when I'm ahead (even if in three hours I will be behind). Indeed, it's nice to enjoy those three hours of being a winner = part of the fun!). This is one of the longest comments in KZbin history so I think I'll cap It right there - good luck out there as a friend of mine who's a gambler in the UK says, "Either stay off it… Or be lucky!"
@OxybroCone Жыл бұрын
Your cognitive bias is next level my man! You only win when you feel good? You're deluding yourself. Check yourself for a better money risking experience
@ruleram14 жыл бұрын
You're paying for the social experience, the rush, and the decor. This, "don't go, don't lose", mentality is true if you have no friends and are not interested in having any.
@d96374 жыл бұрын
Lol spoken like a kid who has no clue what it's like to be a gambler. You have it wrong if you want friends dont gamble.
@mrgrinch142 жыл бұрын
The big sucker bets at the blackjack tables now are the side bets. They're fun if you play a dollar every now and then to win 30 but if you try and ride it you're gonna lose anything you win playing normal blackjack. Another casino advantage thing we saw at a $10 blackjack table at the golden nugget was if the dealer draws a 22 they don't bust they roll 4 dice with a cat on ONE SIDE. If you get zero cats, it's a push. Any cats there's some odds but let's be real all it does is turn 22 into a push instead of a bust!
@noor-rx1ij2 жыл бұрын
Pretty dope music throughout the documentary!
@typeochick694 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this video. I used to love these shows on the Travel Channel. Now all they got is stupid ghost shit lol
@tomvolinchak97648 жыл бұрын
I go to Vegas a lot. Beautiful town, lots of fun. Lots of free crap, lot of no gambling stuff to do. Don't take any money that you can't afford to lose, and you'll be fine.
@wschmrdr5 жыл бұрын
It's turned into a nickel and dime land now. Thanks, MGM.
@kennyadvocat5 жыл бұрын
Seems this video is from 2002. For those that are curious. =)
@genxmurse29009 жыл бұрын
Well, even the Blackjack games are a sucker bet now, if the payouts are 6:5 for a natural. Many casinos got so brazen as to do this to shoe games, no even money, hitting soft 17...Stay away from those casinos!!!
@ddd2287 жыл бұрын
I agree! DO NOT play BJ on the strip. Play downtown. 3:2.
@SAsh-zg6ln4 жыл бұрын
Gen X Murse the high minimum bj tables still have 3:2 and stay on soft 17. Usually in the high roller tables or I think Caesar still has it at their $25minimum tables
@MightyJabroni8 жыл бұрын
They forgot the most basic sucker bet of them all. Playing against the house to begin with. Good luck everybody!
@jericobiermann15046 жыл бұрын
@ 02:53...I was expecting to see some old lady........and then his name took me farther over the edge off laughter.
@jameslorman332 жыл бұрын
Best machine I've ever played was a soda machine....put in a 5 and got a Coke and 3.50 out of it !!! EXCITEMENT !!!!
@gomarholnyuk9 жыл бұрын
Fact is 2-spot Keno is the best overall bet of any game, casino or Lottery. You win $10 on 1:16.62 odds. That means you double your bet on $1 for 5 play cards($5) for odds of 33%. I often hit jackpot on 4-spot as well 1:325.
@RonniewbNC4 жыл бұрын
Makes me miss the 80's.
@dudebro3250 Жыл бұрын
Judging by the odds available for Boxing fights; Morales vs Barrera 2 and De la Hoya vs Vargas this was shot around 2002.
@AustraliaisupsidedownАй бұрын
@@dudebro3250 so it was filmed in the 80s, nice!
@johniboz14 жыл бұрын
I can sit and play Keno for $1 a game for 2 hours and get drunk on free cocktails for a total of about $50!!! WINNING
@dariendeloatch43374 жыл бұрын
True 👍🏾👍🏾
@mikea52054 жыл бұрын
Stay thirsty....at the casino...my friend
@phlushphish7933 жыл бұрын
Yeh that's why I'd play 5 card draw at a bar with a roll of quarters that'll last an hour. $10 for all you can drink call drinks & I'm coming out ahead!
@RandomPerson-nd2ey4 жыл бұрын
Huh... here's the thing about "dumb bets". I walked in to a casino with $100 (most I was willing to lose, left all other cash and cards). I was losing and was down to my last $30 or so. I decided to pass the time talking with a friend who was playing 3 Card Poker. I figured I might as well try it since I wanted to sit down. He knew the game and lost everything. I left with about $1,500. To this day, I still don't understand the rules to that game. Idk, I put money down, cards got moved around, and the dealer just kept giving me more money. Dumb bets and dumb luck is not common but can be awesome. Haha. I prefer bets among friends and family so I've only ever played slots on very rare occasions since.
@__Philip__3118 жыл бұрын
Where are the "Guess what number I am thinking" and "Pick a hand" games from Vegas Vacation?!? Those are the sure-fire ways to win in Vegas.
@RhymesWithCarbon9 жыл бұрын
I'm really not good at counting cards but when I work really hard at it, it does provide you an edge. It's the only game in the casino where the odds change as the game goes along. My last time working really hard at counting cards I made $350 on a $20 bet. The count in the shoe was like I'd never seen. The reason I made so much is because I bet more. If the shoe sucked, I would have lost. Luck is still hugely important.
@vlad18896 жыл бұрын
You never know the actual count as there are multiple decks it's only rough estimates.
@bradleyrowland16406 жыл бұрын
Vlad B at multi deck Table yes. There are plenty of single deck blackjack tables at many different casinos and double deck which is just ×2 104 cars instead of52
@vlad18896 жыл бұрын
Perhaps there are, although I haven't seen single deck table in Chicago area.
@Oliver-by1ko5 жыл бұрын
Ive been to a casino 5 times. 3 times ive won and walked out on top. 2 times ive lost and broken even to the casino. Its fun to do if you know how to play and only take what u can afford
@robertlulek16344 жыл бұрын
The only timeinsurance isn't a sucker bet is if you are a card counter and you know that there are a lot of high cards in the shoe. Benedict is wise to take insurance
@tuborgcarlsberg11844 жыл бұрын
I won $2300 in Keno in Reno fifty years ago,no I don,t have any left.
@johnglowka87243 жыл бұрын
The pass line is the biggest sucker bet of all!
@garrison7888 Жыл бұрын
Boy if players only knew that!!!!
@CatsMeowPaw6 жыл бұрын
How to make money at a casino: Option 1: Work at a casino Option 2: Own the casino Option 3: There is no third option
@PaylinesSlotChannel6 жыл бұрын
Fun video Shamus!! Keep em coming! I love the trivia section
@picmman8 жыл бұрын
Look at it as entertainment,,,,,play on a budget,,,,,. If you get lucky that's great,,,,,,,but most likely you wont. I go to vegas at least once a year,,,I love the place.
@rudistorm33484 жыл бұрын
Have fun and have a budget.
@general_merten4 жыл бұрын
So this video is lit a casino promotion. The trick is they just tell you how you lose your money slower then before but the house advantage never droped below 50%.
@nomearod6 жыл бұрын
Playing in casino is for enjoyment only, not for profiting. This is gambling 101. Remember this before you remember all strategies.
@mikewagner63964 жыл бұрын
Richard Munchkin looks like Patton Oswalt
@josh4295 жыл бұрын
hahahaha Experts saying it's all Math and then he says some experts don't agree, then gets a casino manager and a dealer to say it's all luck.
@JohnnyXanax9 жыл бұрын
The only game that pays out 100% for me says ATM on top. Guaranteed win!
@jdoggg11199 жыл бұрын
***** No its not, because you have to pay a commission to play it too lol
@madonnahagedorn56493 жыл бұрын
On Keno, I once bet the minimum, got all the numbers and the bonus number, and my pay out was only 20.00$. Did I get ripped off or not?
@bailinnumberguy7 жыл бұрын
It's well known that Craps and optimal strategy Blackjack are the least damaging to the player. You can't win in the long run at either, but you'll go broke more slowly. When I go to Vegas, I'm either in the poker room or the sports book. You're still up against it as the house takes its cut, but you're competing against other players, not the harsh negative expectation mathematics of the other games. Very difficult to make money here either, but at least you have a theoretical chance.
@jackolini5 жыл бұрын
@Hgyvtfygyhuh Ygihvutctvnininnin No it's not, moron.
@smith0779069 жыл бұрын
Slot machines are different in the UK. They have a memory so people play after someone loses but house adv is 20 percent,
@pedros88898 жыл бұрын
+Robin Banks agreed me and my mate use to go into the pub on a sunday evening and always go for the austin powers slot machine with the flashing fembot as the jackpot,saturday night you would see people pished and just hitting buttons,go in on a sunday and that thing is ready to burst,the manager barred us as he clicked on what we were doing every sunday in with £5 and leave with a pocket full of coin and free piss up
@ddd2287 жыл бұрын
HOW? Explain,please.
@sonicflash5090 Жыл бұрын
Anthony Curtis I remember watching a lot of him on the travel channe back in the day !
@4bubbabites4 жыл бұрын
to make a small fortune gambling you have to start with a large one
@briannguyen22934 жыл бұрын
so original!
@drdrew33 жыл бұрын
This is a popular comment. So many have copied you. Or vice versa
@chrisbaker26696 жыл бұрын
Blackjack has about a 3%-5% house edge the way most people play it. Most dealers dont know proper stragedy. If you read playing blackjack as a business they tell you what basic stragedy is and how much making a mistake costs. Example not hitting 16vs7 cost you 12% of your bet not hitting 16 vs a 10 cost you 3% and if there are a lack of 5's it can be right to stand.
@artemirrlazaris74066 жыл бұрын
In roulette, Your goods are the best, however, an old carnival trick or people that have played childhood games, is completely predictable for the person controlling the ball release, almost to a near 100% ratio of hitting that 00. its the design of the game, however, if you used slow camera footage and controlled the speed and spin of a ball release or use a machine, the angle of momentum and where it hits is not random, the best people to train this, is people who do not have not be taught how to read the numbers, in which are spinning thus, the orientation will not be confused. 00 three times in a row!
@chriswilson19686 жыл бұрын
The house has an advantage on insurance cuz odds are there isn't a 10 not the other way around lol only a 3rd of the deck is made of 10s.
@invain1436 жыл бұрын
Trust me..YOUR BIGGEST REGRET ENTERING A CASINO IS YOUR FIRST WIN GOING OUT!!
@Max-rk8ln4 жыл бұрын
You know people have different mindsets? Don't conclude from yourselve to others. Warn the people who are like you, but leave the others alone. I remember my first visit in the casino: A bunch of old people, that were always hanging around the slots and writing down in their little notebooks which slot gave which win at what time(which makes 0 sense if you understand the game), came at me to "warn" me, i should leave and not even start ... i would be such a young nice man who still can have it all ... and that gambling is an evil trap .... well that was pretty confusing ... they ment it well but obviously they were psychologically ill ... Now, over 15 years later ... still lowrolling most of the time ... never having had a gambling problem ... having had quite a lot of luck ... and multiple times in my life didn't care about gambling anymore, just because other things were more interesting at these times ... i can with certainty say: not all people who enjoy gambling are in danger of getting a problem with it ... i always come for the fun, not for the money ... this is why. You must see it so, that you pay for the game itself, and just as much as you want to spend. And the wins are just a bonus. If you can't see it like that, it is probably not the right hobby for you.
@d96374 жыл бұрын
@@Max-rk8ln telling people there is a way to do something so addictive responsibly just because you've never gotten addicted is bad advice. Casinos pray on addiction and create everything to be as addictive as possible. My advise to people is treat gambling like crack or heroin if you dont want to risk getting addicted and ruin your life dont try it in the first place somtimes it only takes one time to get addicted.
@chipblock28544 жыл бұрын
The hardest thing for me is trying to explain to a friend or lived one about probability! Its such an easy concept but people get so hung up on it. Like a certain number not coming up in a lottery for weeks. It will come up but not because it hasn't for a while.
@JERIGNUSS4 жыл бұрын
MY UNCLE won $2000 and decided to leave Las Vegas while he was ahead. But on his way out of town got caught by Whisky Pete's and lost it all. He had just enough money to make it home!
@hubomba9 жыл бұрын
Andy picked the most volatile video poker variant.
@ben23664 жыл бұрын
The worst bet for me was wasting 43 minutes of my life watching this video
@AuctioneerElite8 жыл бұрын
The best game in a casino is actually Texas Hold Em in the poker room. NOT Ultimate Texas hold 'em against the dealer but true Texas hold 'em where you play other patrons & the house simply takes a rake from each pot. Damn shame they don't even mention the game. I suppose it's their least favorite as the money they make is probably way less than any games played directly against them. I know as a poker player they don't comp you on the same level as say a blackjack or craps player, cause they don't view you as a money maker for them. Play poker & then I'd recommend the 3 games mentioned in this documentary but poker is best, 0% house edge cause it's not played against the house.
@Big-guy19816 жыл бұрын
Mmm Texas Holden still has a big deviation factor. To me, if you wanna make money, Omaha is much better!
@bradleyrowland16406 жыл бұрын
Sheldon Cooper huh you comment makes no sense. Have you actually sat down and played in a poker rook before? Do you know what a Rake really is? I think you dont and thats why comment u put just sounds beyond stupid!!
@I_am_Dad_Son6 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but if anyone is curious on the real numbers, your best bet to beat the house is playing Baccarat perfectly, followed closely by playing blackjack perfectly.Then straight up craps. It's hard to say with poker because every house rake is different at each casino.
@bradleyrowland16406 жыл бұрын
kiss myass i agree with you on baccarat and poker like u said different Rake at every casino!! Black jack though i disagree, that is the most house winning game on tabkr game history. By table game i mean most standard, " blackjack, craps, pai gow, baccarat, roulette. Not the war or big 6 reel and other crazy games they have now adays! Black jack you are guaranteed just about to lose of you stay no matter what! You can go on a streak and win few hands in a row and then if stay long it will take it all back plus more! Im not a fan of betting a 100 to win a 100 as in black jack!
@TheBigbob366 жыл бұрын
askelly2389 wrong the sports book
@chrisburns27164 жыл бұрын
Asian love the tie. Could be 20k bet on the out come of a hand and they jump up and down for a $50 bet on tie
@madonnahagedorn5649 Жыл бұрын
I once played keno, bet the minimum, got all the numbers and the bonus number, and I only received 20 bucks. I felt like I should have won much more than that. It was my first time in Reno and I think I got suckered.
@craigd1275Ай бұрын
I got 4 or 5 right with a $2 bet and won $200 in Reno. That was in the early 1990s.
@renoraider98173 жыл бұрын
Any game that isn't live poker at a poker table is a sucker bet.
@nastyhardcore76415 жыл бұрын
Guy at 26:00 looks like he's wearing a mask over his real face
@videoshare27676 жыл бұрын
To play a game you have no edge, you should play the best strategy so you can entertain yourself for a longer time.
@Mark-qg8hm9 жыл бұрын
Las Vegas sucker bets: every bet a customer can make in a casino.
@RRSYSinfo9 жыл бұрын
Mark Mark Then wait for the people who can win get banned, as I did here in the UK, and I have the spy cam to show my claims, from casino security/managers themselfs.
@titofrost9586 жыл бұрын
So unoriginal. Who cares
@adamc23209 жыл бұрын
every casino game is a sucker bet
@verrucktetierwelttv32716 жыл бұрын
not poker if you good
@DR.VinnieBoomBatz6 жыл бұрын
Adam C, depends on the Casino. Some of the more generous casinos offer a wide range of games and opportunities for the player to either come on top or walk off even. Even if the game itself is never in your favor you can get more values in comps than what you lose. For example in the past year I lost $5 at the BJ table but I was given well over $500 worth of comps. The year before I had come on top $75 and received about the same amount of total comp value. For anyone wondering the Casino I gamble at is Foxwoods in Mashuntucket.
@williamwaffle53266 жыл бұрын
Adam C if I put $20 on black and you put $20 on red then we both put $$$ on green one of us will win one of us will lose casino = Beat
@ellibod16 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@bradleyrowland16406 жыл бұрын
RememberRobbyKrieger your so full of shit! You lose 5 bucks byt casino gives you $500 worth of comps. I mean do you think people are that stupid tp believe you. You have no clue what type of gambler and amounts of money needed to be played and consistently played to get comp values of that magnitude. Could be byfar the absolute dumbest thing and comment ive ever heard in my life
@c.s.mcleod73834 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh! The early 80's. Getting a VISA cash advance in the casino before ATMs. Only s $20 charge on $100. Yep! You had to make $20 to be even.
@PhilTravisano5 жыл бұрын
Abridged Version: They're ALL Sucker Bets.
@cutweldngrind5 жыл бұрын
1-Go to roulette table. 2-buy in for $20 3-get a free drink. 4-cash out..winner winner...You are now up 1 drink.
@jimarckenstall88817 жыл бұрын
i dont care what u say about math, some days are better than others.
@Awesum5 жыл бұрын
Munchkin, never seen such a fitting name for a fellow
@johndoe59938 жыл бұрын
The max vs andy segment is the result of only one trial ( n =1) and is statistically meaningless. Strategy over the long term will lead to a positive advantage, and not just by a few bucks.
@IrrevMike7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more. While a person might get lucky from time to time, failure to employ some type of strategy to lower the house advantage against you will ultimately mean you'll lose more money.
@garywatson6 жыл бұрын
The "experts" interviewed make some completely unwarranted assumptions about how software-based games (slots, video poker, etc) can work. There is no law, for example, that requires a video poker machine to make an honest shuffle of the cards based on a random number - it could easily be deigned to never give a royal flush, or maybe 1000x less often than one would expect. As long as the average rake is determined and disclosed to the gaming board, the software can do whatever it wants. There is also no rule requiring each spin or deal to be mathematically independent, and very likely isn't on a well engineered game that's been designed to trigger addictive gambling behavior.
@crunch98764 жыл бұрын
Gary Watson yeah payouts for sure are bitch random
@initiald227 жыл бұрын
pay 99% in the long run how long is the long run 10 years lol
@photonman546 жыл бұрын
1000 bets or so
@wschmrdr5 жыл бұрын
It's based on all of the possible outcomes, and from a certain bet amount applied equally to each outcome, how much you get back from each of those outcomes. If the total you get back is at least 99% what you put in, it pays 99% in the long run. "Long run" is a theory where, eventually, you will get every outcome an equal number of times.
@marklangston70114 жыл бұрын
Its calculated over the lifetime of the machine
@angelhighlight51544 жыл бұрын
photonman54 Y. U. Y.
@williamwaffle53266 жыл бұрын
Okay here is my way of gambling.... I go to the casino I go to video roulette (live feed of table) ((introvert)) then I pick odd/even/black/red/high or low and I put $40 on all of one of those green can't be left out (random amounts) 50% chance of Winning and my friend bets against me same bet (strict no pity rule where winners can't share). What are you thoughts?
@supergelf13 жыл бұрын
you can tell the age of this video by looking at the bet minimums lol
@ianandersen2652 жыл бұрын
March forward today, Let It Ride is losing popularity in some regions. Gamblers and dealers are literally saying: Let It Die!
@RMStrasser4 жыл бұрын
The guy at 3:00 is named "Richard Munchkin"... hahahaha.
@dancalestini98505 жыл бұрын
I've been gambling a long time I've won thousands and I've lost thousands it all boils down to being at the right place at the right time
@justforfun53913 жыл бұрын
yap...LUCK
@naamah70415 жыл бұрын
I like black jack a lot. I just don't know when to stop
@davidsmock82356 жыл бұрын
I have a question. If a slot machine is both unaware of how much it has paid out, but it also set out to pay at a certain percentage, isn't that a contradiction or paradox? How can it both know and not know what it needs to pay out?
@photonman546 жыл бұрын
Look up the mathematical theory "law of large numbers"
@donnalee97665 жыл бұрын
It KNOWS nothing. It is a machine. The random number generator generates the numbers completely at random.
@wschmrdr5 жыл бұрын
It's based on all of the possible outcomes, and from a certain bet amount applied equally to each outcome, how much you get back from each of those outcomes. If the total you get back is at least 99% what you put in, it pays 99% in the long run. "Long run" is a theory where, eventually, you will get every outcome an equal number of times. It doesn't need to know what it paid, just that if all outcomes were to happen with all bets equal, you'd get the percentage back.
@castlehill67175 жыл бұрын
I think playing perfect blackjack (basic strategy) is something like a .5% house edge. The way to tip the edge in your favor is to count cards. With enough practice its “easy”. What makes it difficult is dodging the floor man.
@gjune365 жыл бұрын
The thing is no one plays perfectly. And many Casinos has adopted house rules to affect card-counting. Such as cutting 2 decks from a 6-8 deck shoe. Burning a card whenever there's a dealer change, and you bet your ass they will change dealer every 15 minutes if you're getting hot. And you see the dealer in it too, they will deal slower to buy time for the dealer change. Or what my Casino did, replace hand shuffle with a continuous shuffle machine; eliminating card-counting completely. To find the optimal 1-2 deck blackjack table is non-existent. Or even finding the 4-6 deck, with only 1 deck cut off is rare.
@hubomba9 жыл бұрын
Don't pass is actually the best craps bets. Casino offers a bet with no house advantage, namely the odds wagers in craps for Pass, Don't Pass, Come and DC bets. Based Shackleford telling it like it is on the tie bet.
@zainq7867 жыл бұрын
When did this video come out lol 😂
@gordongordon984 жыл бұрын
Richard Munchkin... sick name!
@vegashighroller88087 жыл бұрын
If I'm in Vegas for 2 days I usually play kraps twice
@internetcrusader12138 жыл бұрын
the only way to gamble is to use the casino comps to overcome the house edge thats it
@velocirapture894 жыл бұрын
Vegas is a sucker bet. Skip Sin City and head an hour north to St. George, UT and enjoy the beautiful scenery that this Earth has to offer.
@yomamaso1004 жыл бұрын
I can do that after I do a rager night in vegas
@ParanormalEncyclopedia6 жыл бұрын
This is why I play poker on the rare occasion I'm in a casino, that way I only have to beat the other players not the house.
@yappiesinfo41123 жыл бұрын
Stay long enough and all the money on the table will dissapear to the house fees
@ParanormalEncyclopedia3 жыл бұрын
@@yappiesinfo4112 Which is why the other big secret is "get out while the gettings good."
@mrgirthy2111 Жыл бұрын
Computers do have intelligence and memory
@JakelaWeeze7 жыл бұрын
Gambling is so addictive. I still gamble but just play with 50$ to scratch my itch
@satyendramoka66797 жыл бұрын
JakelaWeeze 😂😂
@dennissvitak1484 жыл бұрын
I saw a video with a Vegas pit boss..who was asked if he can spot a loser. He said "sure, anyone I see here a second time."
@Max-rk8ln4 жыл бұрын
I saw a video of a guy who likes slotmachines since he was a child, first tried them at the casino more than 15 years ago, never had a gambling problem, never lost more than he was willing to spend, still enjoys them every now and then, and considers himself a winner because he had a lot of fun with these machines and never did stupid things with them. This guy was me and it was a homevideo ... You think in cliches, and this "pit boss" as well. What a dumb thing to say.
@dennissvitak1484 жыл бұрын
@@Max-rk8ln - Just relaying what the man said. If you gamble responsibility..why why the fuck are you so defensive. You mad, bro?
@tomh88215 жыл бұрын
Black jack is 1/2 percent but if you are a card counter in even
@BlowmeRoger7 жыл бұрын
best to be stewie unger without the drug addiction
@ericboyles72085 жыл бұрын
Just reach over and grab a big handful of those purple chips and then just sprint out of the casino!
@tianamaycry4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaannd he's dead. lol
@harrykuheim61076 жыл бұрын
The safest bet is Roulett... Black or Red...50-50 odds...bet one time...leave no matter if you Win or Lose
@bluelionman5 жыл бұрын
That's not true your forgetting the Green zero (Euro Roulette) or worse 0 and 00 American Roulette making the house edge - as in you have more chances to lose every spin than you do to win.
@evilgunz70784 жыл бұрын
Indian casinos will take your money in 2 min they just have a person at the door. you walk in hand it to them and walk out