Working with People Compilation

[@rarelypoetic]

Once had a customer ask how many were in a 30 pack. Told her 30. She got upset because "that's way too many." Then asked how many were in a 10 pack. Almost quit that day.

[@yijunshen9287]

Hahahah, so funny. How many in pack 30, it's damn 30. 😂😂

[@hashbird22]

well a ten pack obviously means you have to calculate the sum of the mass of 10 different objects, divide it by the highest, subtract it by the lowest, and round it down

[@poiewhfopiewhf]

i got asked how many wings a whole chicken comes with, count your blessings

[@hashbird22]

​@@poiewhfopiewhfone day that *will* be a valid question

[@gracesummers6274]

I had a customer ask how many tacos go in a taco 12 pack at tbell.

[@Nekrotix12]

I think my favorite part about this customer character is how they always greet the employee like they're talking to an automated system rather than a human being.

[@brennawenger4091]

They want human interactions, but have no humanity in those interactions

[@rnseth101]

I think they want the understanding and flexibility of a human with the quick response of a robot, because you know they scream and yell at robots for not understanding what they’re saying, but they repeat themselves to humans that don’t want to have to deal with how they talk

[@Ghiaman1334]

@@brennawenger4091 They want human interactions, because they need to learn what those are.

[@misscuttlefish]

Cause those people think retail workers are automated systems. That's why they freak out when you say something not on the prompt in their head....

[@ZechariYahweahschild]

Fr just spitting orders out like he's a robot I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@manoflego123]

This barely scratches the surface of bizarre weird people you meet in retail

[@regaldrag1151]

I wish this was exaggeration but most of this is legitimately how many customers treat the cashiers and every other poor sole that has to provide some kind of service to the illiterate ass wipes both grammatically and technologically

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Especially if you work the night shift. God forbid you work during a full moon. That’s when the real freaks come out. 😅

[@azearaazymoto461]

@@zachscarbrough2727 Shakespeare said it best "It is the very error of the moon, She comes more nearer earth than she was wont And makes men mad" or in modern terms "This has something to do with the odd path of the moon. It is closer to the earth than normal, and this makes men crazy."

[@evice]

​@@zachscarbrough2727This and areas with a drug problem.

[@a-bird-lover]

when I was working in a pharmacy I had someone accuse me of putting cocaine in his pain meds because "that would be the only way he could have failed his drug test" ???

[@mr_mhg91]

The coughing and the droopy eyes are perfect

[@BWEEOOP]

If you think people can't be this stupid, after more than a decade in retail, I can tell you... ... they are.

[@herpderp66]

And they vote

[@curious1053]

@@herpderp66so do we.

[@awitt2001]

God bless your heart lmfao

[@DrRevane]

naaah you lyin' ...They are far worst.

[@Pedro_del_Rod]

And they go on and on that they passed high school without google, but cannot read and follow basic instructions.

[@zenny724]

The lead poisoning stare bro.

[@Ramberta]

As a former cashier, my heart goes out to anyone currently dealing with the "they haven't taken their card out of the machine yet" noise. Back when I worked those types of jobs, we didn't have a noise like that. But then people kept leaving their cards at the store by mistake...

[@NortelGeek]

Remember when the chip and PIN system first rolled out and that noise almost sounded like a duck?

[@bastiwen]

"Fuck you... God bless" yup, I've seen people like that

[@ChlorineVincent]

This brings me back to all the awful years I spent in retail. People genuinely suck 😂

[@robstone6917]

This planet and world is fucked. It shows old people can't even survive in the world we live in now, picture us young ones later on. We'll look worse than them.

[@themudpit621]

I bet most people were nice, it's just you remember the nasty ones more.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

It seems most human beings are morally decent, it's just seems to involve certain things: 1) I bet dumb customers who have way less ability to solve their own problems and/or way less social skills tend to be the ones more likely to interact with and possibly harrass staff members. 2) Many of the customers in these sketches have clearly mentally decayed due to old age and/or poor health habits. 3) I think many people subconsciously group and treat uniform wearing employees as just "an extension of the company they work for" rather then as individuals 4) I think many customers are far more incompetent then malicious

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

​@@robstone6917 I think the main reason many old people now are so mentally incompetent is because they're some of the first generations in human history where so many people (even unhealthy people) have been able to live so long due to advances in medical science even if their brains and bodies decayed due to the ravages of time as well as unhealthy habits over decades. These unhealthy habits over decades include stuff like excessive sedentary activity, red meat consumption (i.e. lots of steaks), alcohol conssumption (i.e. lots of whiskey night caps and six packs of domestic beer), smoking cigarettes and/or exposure to unleaded gas.

[@TundraCrow]

This is why America should look into having a mandatory service industry draft to not only get younger adults into a job that needs filling, but teach them to see the person wearing the store uniform is a person like them.

[@jakublizon6375]

Jesus Christ, I'm getting flashbacks... I'm convinced that if there is a hell, It's a constumer service department.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

I remember this clearly. Once, I was working as a cashier, and someone asked me how much it cost. I told them $20-something, then told her to use the card and insert it. She asked where to insert it. I said at the bottom. She lifted it and couldn't see a slot at the bottom. I told her the bottom facing towards you. She put it in. After that, she reached the Tip section, and she asked what screen that is, with the MASSIVE Tip text. I told her what it is. It timeout for security, and she thought she paid, but I told her it timed out. She was confused and put it in again, and asked the same tip question AGAIN. She didn't know how to put the numbers. I told her it's like an old phone dial. She got lost and timed out AGAIN. She got irritated at me. She tried again, and FINALLY got past it, but got lost at the Pin section, and I told her to do the same thing. She was putting the tip, but I explained she should put the Pin number. It timed out and she said it was too confusing. Are you kidding me?

[@Girthquake.88]

Bro the the first one is 100% my father, I can't get over it

[@erenthebombjaeger]

Does he just not listen??

[@CometAura]

the changing glasses constantly is perfect

[@Kyle496]

Yea that's going to be me in the future because I refuse to get bifocals.

[@methoxy66]

I had a customer last week who put the glasses sitting on her head over the glasses she was already wearing. I immediately thought of Jarrod

[@Katfancy40]

I was put on oxy at 31 and let me tell you that I have needed bifocals a month in yet I have refused and literally turning 40 in a month and either take my glasses off and forget where they are while reading or push everything 6 inches away yet still feel the need to wear my glasses but not. Having multiple glasses on and off definitely makes sense now and can understand why my grandma wore contacts with glasses that also had bifocals in them.

[@ilovemonkeyos]

It amazes me how people like this... live. What kind of employment do *these* people have, to sustain their existence -- and how?

[@Cloudipy]

these are all boomers/silent generation characters, they're all retired

[@silvy7394]

Social security. We pay them about 2K a month so they can make our society worse. So basically a boomer who already inherited a lot of money is making more money monthly than I am working. Then they constantly complain that 2K a month isnt enough because they cant afford a luxury house and yacht with it despite barely paying anything into social security themselves when they where working. Social security is literally just a boomer tax.

[@sugoruyo]

They don’t need employment any more, who do you think we’re all paying rent to?

[@collegestuff2511]

​@@sugoruyoJust found out recently that i paid rent to a person that barely functions, wanted to kms, so much money for what

[@schlookie]

Me and my mate have worked with a few of these types of people in engineering and I.t. We have a joke between us; how do they wake up in the morning and remember to breathe?

[@Theaissu]

As someone who works in a restaurant, the interruption to a greeting is spot on.

[@fleromor]

It's worse somewhere like McDonald's where they interrupt eand then take forever to decide on an order and then get mad it's not made the second they say they're done ordering

[@Kagato]

These are the people making 6 figures.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Because they were hired 40 years ago when wages were decent

[@PolitePolice563]

No. They aren't.

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

These ppl are **mostly** retired

[@Veevaldimoney]

The ones I know make far more than that. Never work with the wealthy, by the way.

[@jobywonkanobi]

I used to work in a grocery store and hands down the most frustrated i have ever been at a customer was when we were having a sale on Bluebell ice cream. It was flying off the shelf and we pretty much cleared our entire stock in like a day and had to wait for the vendor to show back up with more but one women wanted plain vanilla, well i checked knowing we didn't have any but just checked to make sure and we were out so i let her know. At which point she acted like i was trying to explain quantum physics to her "But Why?" she asked and i let her know that it was just a really good sale and clearly it was under ordered. So to try and help her i told her i would call the other stores in town to see if they had any and to no avail they were out as well so i let her know the others were out too "But Why?" she asked again. It was fascinating and infuriating at the same time that she just couldn't fathom that we were out of the thing she wanted, it wasn't my fault the stuff was under ordered but i kept cool and let her know that she could get a raincheck on the sale up at the office and let her know when the next delivery was expected. She looked at me then at the empty shelfs then at he office where i told her to go, only to look at me again and yet again asked "But Why?". Yeah i was done after that, i excused myself only to get a call from the manager asking about vanilla ice cream for a customer i quickly asked what the customer looked like and sure enough it was her again. I let the manager know the situation and thankfully he was cool. *Sigh* This is why i love retail skits like this you think its a exaggeration but take it from someone with first hand experience, it's not

[@MikeDCWeld]

So why was it out?

[@BlueDrakk]

But why?

[@Justpassingby204]

But why??

[@bobbobbybybobdog5096]

Why no ice cream ?

[@a.z.2707]

In this kind of situations i just act like the dumbest person in the world, like i don't even understand english, i just scratch my head like uuuh i don't know, and if they insist for me to go to the back to check something that i know we don't have in stock, i go to the back have a nice break for 10 min and come back with the dumbest look on my face like uuuh i cannot find it, after that like 99% give up

[@DaddyDex420]

I love how the boomer always starts any coversation with either dog calls or a google search sounding command

[@madalinecheshirentddev4276]

"My grandson saw a movie and he said it was lit, yeah is he a homosexual?" BRO WHAT 😭😭😭

[@P1ntable]

Had a customer argue with me for half an hour on the phone to clear her store credit card debt her daughter accrued. I kept telling her she needed to call the company the card was through but she refused to talk to them and was angry I "refused to help her" when I kept telling her I was incapable of helping her. Finally she asked "So what you're telling me is I need to e-mail the CEO of the company?" I got so tired of her I just said "Sure, whatever you feel you need to do. Have a good day." And I hung up. Probably one of my better customer interactions ngl.

[@wickerbeastinlila]

Had something similar. I refunded about 300€ of material (cement, metal bars etc). The costumer was nice so far and we talked for a bit. He payed with card so I refunded the money back onto his card. After everything is done he asked me if the money is now back in his bank account. I told him that depending on his bank the transaction will take 2-3 days. He completly freaked out! Why is it taking so long? He needs the money now to buy stuff! Do something to make it faster! I explained to him that there is nothing I can do. The money is out of our hands and he can try talk to his bank. He then demanded to get the money back in cash! But man you got the money back digitaly😂 I won't give you your money twice! He just pointed at me and said "I will remember you!" And left😂

[@pepsibIue]

Lead poison and asbestos stare

[@MrTheSilentAssassin]

I like to believe all of these are happening back to back in one long line of annoying people to one single register (There are 4 other registers open but for some reason they aren’t going to the other open lanes)

[@samuelcox358]

I imagine that the employee keeps getting new jobs trying to escape the boomer but he keeps finding him

[@StoicVeR]

there are five self-check outs open but all the boomers gravitate to the pretty glow sign like a moth

[@WhoTookPlockrock]

That's more real than you realize. I've watched people line up twenty deep to a register when there are MULTIPLE others wide open, and I just walk right over and get my stuff and leave while all those idiots are still waiting.

[@Kyle496]

​@@WhoTookPlockrock Where the heck are you going where multiple lanes actually staffed? Haven't seen such a thing in decades now.

[@xanderunderwoods3363]

This is giving me trauma flashbacks. I used to be extroverted, but then working with the public made me hate people.

[@kaaronhudson8112]

Why am I obsessed with these videos

[@charleswilson4526]

The glasses switch gets me everytime

[@Tobeh]

I had an older guy show up to our clinic during the lunch hour where the doctors and most nurses are gone saying he had an appointment. I told him we don't have appointments at this time and that he must be on the schedule for a slightly later time, asked his name and pets name, and opened the schedule. He gave me the info, I checked, and he hadn't been to the clinic in over a year. Regulations in our state say we have to have 1 exam on record within 1 year in order to give treatments like vaccines, so I tell him that not only did he not have a vaccine appointment set with us today, but that he would need to schedule an exam where they could all get done at once for another day since we had been fully booked for the past, current, and upcoming 2 days. He was now shouting, saying he talked to the woman (I am not a woman) and made the appointment earlier that day (it was just me up front) and he had received an email confirming the appointment (we send texts). He also then angrily told me he didn't know what the appointment was supposed to be for. I asked to see the email to confirm if it was our clinic that sent it and he told me he deleted it because he doesn't believe in keeping "that shit around for no reason". I then got to hear how he doesn't make these mistakes and that I'm a fuckup since he's 87 years old, survived cancer, and was able to make hotel reservations in New York and get plane tickets all on his own so there's no way he could possibly be capable of making a mistake like forgetting where he had set his appointment. He also pointed out that "we don't look that busy right now, so how about you all get to fucking work" to which I told him, again, that it was the lunch hour, I was there to dispense medications and take calls, but everyone else was gone. He scoffed at the notion of people taking a lunch break and stormed out. When I worked retail my absolute favorite was at Thanksgiving, a regular husband (always the husbands) had no idea what kind or size turkey he was getting so we had to look through the ENTIRE book of reserved turkeys. When we didnt find him in the first 3/4ths of the book I stepped out of the walkin after re-arranging the turkeys so they were easier to grab and run with, took a quick breath and heard "IT WAS HIIIM, he told me I didn't need to place an order for a turkey because you'd have plenty!", turned my head to see this guy pointing at me like it was a TV drama. I just went "yeah never would have said that to anyone under any circumstance. I took your wife's order. It was a X-Ylb organic, first page of the weight range" and sure enough there it was. He didn't even apologize.

[@PuddingXXL]

Had a customer go off on me because she measured her Asparagus and it was 2 cm short in her "humble" opinion. She returned with a ruler and measured all the Asparagus in the Veggie section. Another one was a collegue of mine falling and eating dirt and a customer coming up to us to complain about his "aggressive" way of dropping to the floor. The best one happened to one of our in-house delivery boys. He got a damn vacuum dropped on his head out of the 3rd floor. Poor guy had to endure multiple months of surgeries and rehab programs. Apparently some girl got into a fight with her bf and out of frustration chugged a vacuum out the window with no regard for the people below. People are wild.

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@@PuddingXXLhope she got sued/charged for that

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

The turkey thing reminds me of this story I saw on Reddit once about this person who worked at a place that did something similar. Last minute this guy comes in and tells the employee that he ordered a 10 lb turkey and the employee explained to him that they didn't have a 10 lb turkey left but a 13 lb turkey instead, and that due to the nature of the reservation, he would get the extra 3 lbs for free. The man insulted them and stormed off angry, but then the employee saw him a little while later coming back in, red-faced, while his wife was yelling at him over the phone. He walked up to the employee and asked if they had that turkey still but it had been sold, as they had removed his reservation from the list since he indicated he didn't want it lol like shit I'd be psyched if I got 3 lbs extra for free

[@valeriaswanne]

Dementia is fkin wild bro

[@schlookie]

A mate of mine told me a story about when he worked at a Ford dealership. An old guy bought his car in, drove it straight onto the hoist, hopped out, and told the mechanics to get going on it. Ummm, have you got a booking he was asked? Nope, just get working on it, he replied. My mate, who was the dealership manager had to come out and politely tell the old chap to piss off.

[@or10nsharkfin]

Still skeptical people could be this dumb while in a retail store? One day working at Best Buy I had an old man walk up to me asking me where the Apple section was. The spot I was talking to him at my back was literally facing the Apple section of the store. It had bright, neon-lit logos all over it. He was still looking at me like he was expecting me to give him directions when all I did was just turn around and point behind me.

[@mikelasley8784]

Think that's bad the amount of old people that have asked me where the restroom is ask they walk past the big f***king sign that says 🚻 I cant even.

[@jeffbenson3876]

I've worked retail long enough to encounter every one of these multiple times

[@whitetshirtdraws]

The thing about Italians being late caught me off guard because my family has some Italian blood and we are consistently late to everything 😂

[@lulolie]

These are funny on my off days and just make me kind of nervous giggle when I watch them before work TwT

[@lavennia]

This unlocked a memory from my early days of retail, where a woman tried to return a Justin Bieber poster to our grocery store. Would not listen to reason. Lucky not at my register but I had the pleasure of eavesdropping this 15 min interaction between customers. That store was insane

[@missdenisebee]

“Gobbless” always takes me out😂😂😂

[@cbrown596]

I once had a customer at Lowe's ask me why the 24" x 12" tile had two prices shown on it. I explained that the other price was the cost per square-foot. They said it was false advertising, because it should be the smaller price.

[@brettlarch8050]

Worked at Lowe’s two years. Tired of explaining this.

[@cbrown596]

@@brettlarch8050 I think it should be a pre-requisite, if you need to ask that question, you should probably not be doing-it-yourself haha

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

At least they didn't say "Fake news". My mom used to have a boss that said that when she had a disagreement.

[@DrummerLocnar]

in the middle of the pandemic, when there were supply shortages everywhere, we were out of the flavor of white claw this regular customer would buy daily.... as soon as it was legal to do so at 8am. (he'd be in the store grabbing two of them before 8:10am) he asked "why the hell cant you keep the white claw in stock?" i replied: "sorry, our vendor is out of stock, they send everything they can each week". and he replies back "thats bullshit, they got it on the shelf up the road at the supermarket, i dont know why you ca-..." and he trails off as he walks out the store. then, after the door fully shuts and the store is empty again besides me... i yell "WE'RE OUT BECAUSE YOU BUY THE WHOLE DAMN CASE WITHIN 2 DAYS OF DELIVERY CAUSE ITS THE CHEAPEST PRICE IN TOWN". which is also why it was still on the shelf at the supermarket, obviously.

[@valeriaswanne]

It's me, I'm the problem

[@PT9546]

I work in a call center and there was a time I would take eighty calls a day and each one was like this one right after the other.

[@zwingler]

Im immensly happy to be a self sufficient customer thus not bothering retail folk like others do.

[@DirtPerson]

Did retail for 5 years and I'd rather starve than go back.

[@jc-rq8or]

My dad used to use safety glasses as reading glasses. It was both hilarious and embarrassing when he pulled them out in public, like at a restaurant.

[@emilybarclay8831]

Once I tried to explain to a boomer how to use a card machine. I said ‘you can tap it (your card) on the machine to pay’ Bro tapped the machine WITH HIS HAND with his bank card IN THE OPPOSITE HAND

[@Resi1ience]

That's one of those moments where I lean on the counter and bury my face in my hands and lament that I'm never gonna get my other tasks done.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Once I got someone that only had to tip and put their pin number. She took 3 minutes JUST TO PUT HER TIP, and gave up on the PIN number after EIGHT MINUTES, with a line behind her, and she paid with regular cash because "This is too difficult." If you don't kn9w how to use a card, DON'T USE IT IN A LINE.

[@rachelfocht44]

I almost spit out my cereal not even 2 minutes into this 😂

[@DTTRFTH]

bro i wish you knew how much joy you have brought to my night i can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@aylagriffin3310]

This is literally what I sound like when trying to navigate a voice menu when on hold with my bank. Maybe he just forgot he's in public and not on hold. 🤣

[@nickdavis27]

I had a customer that came in and grabbed a pack of Klondike bars and something else. He tells me that he was in a few days ago and bought 2 6-packs of soda and he didn't get the deal for it. He brought the receipt but not the soda, so I told him that I can't do a refund without the soda. He then tells me that he doesn't want a refund and was just telling me. So after I scanned his stuff and told him the price, he than asks if that includes the difference. THE DUMB BUT WANTED ME TO TAKE THE DIFFERENCE FROM THE SODAS ( the regular price minus the discount price) AND TAKE IT FROM THIS PURCHASE. I told him that is not how it works and I need to do a refund on the soda transaction and bring it up at the discount price. Just to note, he told me earlier that he actually drank some of the soda already. So he gets mad me for not taking like a dollar off this purchase, saying that I don't know how to do a refund which confused me. He than purchased his stuff and asked for corporate's number. I didn't know it but I gave him my district manager's number. Never heard anything about it. Some people man.

[@LayneCobain]

I take calls for an internet company, the boomers coughing and clearing their throat loudly is so spot on that its painful. Why are they all like this

[@jessicaperry7697]

Lead poisoning.

[@collegestuff2511]

Smoking was really common back then too!

[@breathinggreen2790]

Many thanks❤

[@thejarrodbenson]

I appreciate you!

[@TomSmith-ll2lp]

“When I’m in public and I hear someone say “lit” I call the police.” I would’ve replied “bro that’s lit”

[@override367]

the problem is if boomers call the cops and make a complaint about something there's a good chance the cops shoot whatever the boomer was complaining about

[@beanboy7997]

I actually really enjoy being at the cash register i meet some of the best people. However, some of the wackiest people come up it's by far my favorite experience.

[@azearaazymoto461]

These are funny to watch, but could only be funny for me so long as I'm not involved.

[@DELETETHISPLEASE]

I would have a fucking melt down and get into a screaming match lol

[@SnoFitzroy]

"Link in bio" "what does that mean" He broke the fourth wall and then he repaired it!

[@riskigost2759]

Actual interaction I had with Gen Xer while working at Starbucks: "Can I get a black coffee on the rocks?" "I'm sorry a what?" "A black coffee on ice" "So just an iced coffee?" "No I don't want your iced coffee I want your regular hot coffee poured into a cup of ice" "....ok. What size?" "Large" "Can I get a name?" "No" "Can you just give me a letter or make up a name? I'm required to put a name on the cup." "Just call out a coffee on the rocks" "Ok that will be whatever the price a large black coffee was at Starbucks 4 years ago." *puts drink on counter and tells customer to have a good day because I'm not announcing coffee on the rocks at Starbucks.

[@Mikinaak2023]

Why not? Everything else is pretensious . Lol

[@hans5500]

@@Mikinaak2023just because everyone else is doesn’t mean you have to

[@bananayummyable]

@@Mikinaak2023 then don’t go to a starbucks. God people will complain about anything. We all know starbucks drinks have different names who cares. Black coffee on the rocks is 100 times more pretentious than just iced coffee

[@twocows360]

​@@bananayummyable"people will complain about everything" like complaining about how a customer orders his coffee you mean? dude did not do anything extreme, at most mildly inconvenient

[@valeriaswanne]

Tbf if someone is ordering coffee "on the rocks" they are probably going through some sht js

[@dionbaillargeon4899]

The fact he randomly throws in sentences an old boomer would totally say is what gets me every time. 😂

[@misterno.7]

These are literally the best!

[@MoMoLuv87]

I could not stop laughing at this!!! Everyone is asleep too 🤣🤭

[@Papa_Squwat]

Subscribed because I'm currently in retail and this is relatable af

[@alexanderantoninsommerkamp4714]

A work as a medical resident in the hospital and I complain about the stupidity of some people but seeing this - I wouldnt even know how to keep doing that kind of work.

[@andrewcurtin7003]

I have actually just walked away from a customer before. Its so refreshing.

[@sirbythedoor3498]

Wow, that one where they're trying to use a coupon thats fake hit like a truck. To anyone that ever thinks these are exaggerated theyre not 😭 because ive got a wild one! (Also a bit long!) Back when i worked retail i was just about to close for the night it was about 10:50pm and a sketchy dude comes in trying to return an item. I knew immediately the item wasnt from the store and so did my manager, who was in the upstairs office and she rung down to the front on the store phone and told me to card the guy so we could get his ID, and guess what... that was fake too! And he just goes "uhh yeah i gotta get that renewed " im just like yup, totally thats whats wrong with it. Apparently though this guy was known to pull this stunt and people wanted him caught, so he became suspicious of me when i wanted his ID. He legit turns the store computer around to see what i was doing, which was just stalling him until it was time to close, now in 5 minutes at this point, and he sees i havent actually been processing his return this whole time... needless to say he got MAD 😂 he then says "that was the manager on the phone wasnt it? Telling you to stall me and not refund me, right?" In my head im like HOLY SHIT he knew!!! Im not sure what to do at this point i had a legendary run of bad customers up to this guy over the course of that week so i almost blew a fuse myself, but that comes later 😅 i just go "what? Thats crazy" while looking him dead in the eye 😭 then my manager comes down and he goes OFF! "Why are you doing this to me? You cant treat me like this! Im a paying customer and you are refusing me service with no explanation!" My manager says "sir we have reason to believe this item is not from our store and may actually be stolen as well, not paid for" she was always very nice and calm about things even this, so when he just started berating her i got pretty mad inside. He then starts to get a little scary after that. I thought it might get violent and it was just the 3 of us, i have no idea if he has a weapon, so i just go "dude you gotta leave, its like 10 minutes past closing settle this some other time" he refuses... i got so mad. I say alright im calling the cops if you dont leave, he then looks at my name tag and says, i kid you not "i have a friend that works in corporate and im gonna get you fired!" He pulls the my dad works at nintendo line 😭 I FLIP OUT! i just go "DO IT", which he was taken a back by, "youre friend is gonna have one small problem though, I FUCKING QUIT SO GOOD LUCK" god the rush and release i felt at that moment seeing his face, one of the best moments ever 😂 i then took my uniform shirt off (i had a shirt on under it) and just threw it on the counter, then i started to walk towards the exit of behind the counter and the dude straight up starts running away out the door! He thought i was gonna fight him😭🤣 i was just getting out of the way so my manager could deal with him again cuz i was raging but it made him leave so whatever 😂 my manager asked if i really meant what i said about quitting and i was just like 100% i hate this place something is wrong with these people and i cant take it 🤣 the end 😭

[@CJDiecast]

As someone working in retail, I approve of these sketches 👍

[@Joedem92]

When I worked in retail as a teenager, I once had a lady come to customer service and ask me where she could return an item, while simultaneously smelling like she let a turd ferment in her pants. Me, as 18 year old guy with an unfortunately weak stomach nearly quit right then and there.

[@schlookie]

I once sat behind a lady who smelt like that, on a plane all the way from Auckland New Zealand, to Los Angeles.

[@christophertapia1613]

gobless….. love these videos. keep making them. i watch them every time.

[@DoctorCVC]

This video makes me want to cough just to do it properly

[@Kazuki-sd6rh]

Seerus, why do i keep watching these

[@Willowtree82]

Gobbless America 😂

[@andrewhall6479]

Aaaaaaand you just dig some stuff I had memory holed.

[@iamteuton4882]

You only had to go uphill 10 miles in the snow? Back in my day, we went 50 miles, uphill, both directions, in a blizzard and naked just to get to class

[@franciscomagalhaes7457]

Dear god you activated my murder genes...

[@susanjoycesabo8450]

This channel makes me laugh out loud and is a great stress-reliever. Thank you.

[@SolarPatrol]

"Link in bio" "wtf dose that mean!?" Hahahahahah😂

[@alexanderski3759]

this just brings it all the anger and trauma when I watch these but it’s entertaining

[@nikkij4873]

Legend has it that to this day, they still do not take checks

[@timmym4381]

"This is Mapquest directions from this store to an Arby's." I didn't know Mapquest was still around.

[@socialmoon]

As someone that works in customer service, I don't understand why so many people can't keep their inquiries short & to the point. The number of people that go off on tangents, telling me shit that's irrelevant to the purpose of their phone call, or asking me personal questions, is too fucking high. Every day, I get at least one person that wants to know the origins of my name or where I'm based, or they want to tell me about their life - none of which has anything to do with the reason they've called up in the first place, & just robs me of precious social energy. Please, for the love of fuck, keep your interactions with customer service agents brief & precise. We're not your friends, & we're certainly not your therapists.

[@theallenbooth]

These videos are strangely addictive

[@rudiefix1223]

Jarrod must be Italian on account of how many Italian digs appear in these vids. 🤣 New to this channel and loving it

[@ZechariYahweahschild]

Yooo😂😂😂the deeper I get into the video the funnier it gets 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@JohnDoe-ld8nr]

"Link in bio." "What the F does that mean?" The funniest part of all of these. 8:05

[@rnseth101]

Recently found this channel and I’m binging it

[@smoknonkermit8011]

I can feel my brain cells depleting, I LOVE IT

[@Alprazolam]

The gobbless’ got me every time. Gobbless!

[@jakublizon6375]

Holy shit man, you blew up. I can't believe you already cleared 100k subs. Well I can... you're funny af...but you know. Gobbless.

[@owlflame]

I don’t work in retail, but I work in an answering service and yes >.

[@playground2583]

the shit that rolls around in his head n plays out in the vid is effin hilarious

[@elljay02]

The God Bless kills me every single time 😂

[@Reactor10k]

The master yells at Dobby 😂

[@frankmancini]

The alarm tones being the most idiotic stock tones somehow makes me lose it every time

[@vaddix9980]

@4:53 Me, a Rhode Islander watching this. 😢

[@andrewreviewsgamesandstuff]

Gobbless 😂😂 that's priceless

[@cubbycat4020]

This guy always cracks me up 🤣

[@ZechariYahweahschild]

🤣🤣🤣"Starbys" starbucks + Arubys=Starbys 😭😭😭

[@zielaz3714]

I... I pray I never have to work in these conditions...

[@Clem.H.Fandango]

The milk! 😂

[@cats_and_music_]

Just subbed! Hugs from Argentina :D

[@peterbonucci9661]

The Boomer glasses thing comes from bifocals cost $300 and two grocery store ones cost $40. Wearing glasses on the nose tip is the same thing.

[@RMhyrax1979]

*Arguing in retail* omg 😂

[@Joe_334]

Are these people paid to be public fodder to retail workers...? Lmao!

[@TradingAces]

Asking "Sirus" to a keyboard why Obama hates Sarsaparilla is the peak of my day. I'm going to bed now.

[@lopikss]

11:15 Dobby has no master, Dobby is a free elf!!!

[@Nonsequitoria2010]

It's the constantly changing glasses so they can hear better that does it for me. XD

[@judyemmstoyradio3064]

Back when I worked at Dollar Tree a customer tried to pay with a Walmart gift card

[@timothycruz3321]

The boomer cough is way too damn accurate 😭😭

[@johndavidsuayan9239]

Cracks me up when the Boomer yells out what he wants.