The BEST Jeremy Clarkson Moments! | The Jonathan Ross Show

[@felixfr1015]

"How hard can it be?" Always be the most legendary words

[@Jack_The_Ripper_Here]

Farming doesn't sound so hard actually sorry. You have your own time to do whatever you want day and night. Don't need to finish shit in time , no boss to fk with you, your own farm your own animals your own land fk ff man rich people complaining

[@markcf83]

Five words that strike the fear of God into most people.

[@applejuice5272]

*Don't say that!*

[@Happy_guy123]

It's really not that hard to be honest!

[@PinoyBowlerGS92]

Says the guy who said “I’m allergic to manual labor”😂

[@joshuabruce9599]

The fact Jeremy couldn't tell that those construction workers wasn't him, James, and Richard is hilarious.

[@benjames7441]

Too funny

[@Miniflex91]

@@benjames7441 I

[@Miniflex91]

@@benjames7441 I

[@SuperCompany007]

BRO I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD 😭😭😭😭

[@ThwaryesTheIvattEngine]

To be fair, anyone with May's retina quality wouldn't be able to tell them apart

[@hexgraphica]

2:50 "so that older sheep and younger sheep are being attended to equally" He knew of the Leonardo di Caprio girlfriend age threshold thing before than the internet. Sometimes you can hear his genius if you listen carefully.

[@kaustubhh8466]

Nice observation

[@melvyncross2978]

He’s genius is honestly frightening

[@ridanann]

Unfortunately being involved in Hollywood almost certainly means you're a age proclivity pervert of some weird description mostly they just can't feel love so they either have a partner which matches an image they're trying to Project or I don't have some kind of weird perverted thing. There's not really solid psychological explanation for it we might have got one out of Epstein if he hadn't f****** himself into hell before anybody could ask him some questions we only have academic information on serial killers because we've been able to arrest them we need to actually arrest these perverts to figure out how the brains tic like Prince Andrew why would an old man want to sleep with a 17-year old girl and almost certainly younger imagine being 50 and f****** a bag of spuds they're not gonna know what they're doing even if you instructed them they're not going to be any good at it what the f*** is the point bad sex is for kids and rapists. normal respectable adults make love you don't see f****** Elton John running around chasing little boys what the f*** was Epstein doing similar kind of age right Leonardo DiCaprio going to be that age one day what the f*** is he going to do we just going to have to rest in a few years time f****** lobotomizer waiting to happen depressing as f*** member Romeo and Juliet maybe that's what f****** him up.

[@ciaranwalsh96]

The Leo dates younger women joke has been around for years

[@user-zw5tp3qn4s]

@@ciaranwalsh96 ok.

[@iainmac6136]

Only Jeremy could bring me to the Jonathan Woss show.

[@jhkk1269]

jewemy

[@robertfish4052]

Wussell Bwand couldn't. They can't be seen together nowadays.

[@The_Prophet...]

So you only watch if a racist thug is on it ya tosser

[@redcalx9568]

those leftys hate him sting ffs i have a story about him

[@The_Prophet...]

@@redcalx9568 I don't think he give two fooks about yer story mate 😉

[@myleschilton3473]

Jezza just loves a laugh. Even if it’s at his expense.

[@robertfish4052]

He's blunt. He's Frank. Knows his stuff. I love creedence. All we know, is.... he's Frank Clarkson.

[@Mangraper]

Frank ?

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

@@Mangraper frank IE blunt to the point... its a play on words.. please tell me english isnt your first language..

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

creedence is crap, and the people who served rarely listened to it.. everyone thinks its Vietnam war music because of movies.. 3 of my family served in Vietnam if want to know how i know..

[@Tomekkplk]

@@ripvanwinkle2002cool story. If you think creedance is crap you probably vote left

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

@@Tomekkplk LMMFAO john fogarty is so far left i can look to the right and see him coming round the world.. FORTUNATE SON IS A DRAFT DODGING ANTI WAR SONG LMMFAO you Neorednecks dont know shit from just the 1960s.. the rest of your own history you dont know must be staggering

[@rossgordon235]

his personality is through the roof no matter what time hes been on the show👏🏻

[@rgboss1337]

Jeremy Clarkson is just a living legend.

[@nfo1776]

Jeremy Clarkson exemplifying the principle of "the best defense is a good offense."

[@l3uIletpoints]

Simon Cowell said it best of Jeremy Clarkson - in conversation during his Top Gear segment "and the other reason you'll never be on BGT is because you're funnier than me." Don't worry Simon, as demonstrated here - yet again - Jeremy Clarkson is funnier and has more character, than just about anyone else on the planet. He has put in the work and become a genuine, real and well rounded person.

[@keepgoing1973]

We had sheep when I was young. Jeremy is right. They are escape artists.

[@zohircherifi5616]

I see Jeremy Clarkson I upvote

[@mimicka9034]

We're not on reddit man

[@Redacted341]

@@mimicka9034 lmao

[@robinpeach-toon2595]

Blindly... I hope you aren't old enough to vote politically

[@LabiaLicker]

upboat UPDOOT. THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!

[@madlad4206]

here, have an award

[@tanyuanhoum1129]

As a person who has tried to keep Minecraft sheep within a fence, I can confirm that it is no easy job

[@schofield4836]

Get a job!

[@Aarhzon27]

@@schofield4836dumbass

[@abdurali8855]

Nope as soon as one of those fence posts are broken the sheep are out getting devoured by zombies 😂

[@AlrightThere]

@@schofield4836 as someone who used to play Minecraft as a kid and is now a builder in real life.. I'd politely like to say. Fuck off

[@englishmaninfrance661]

I was headed to Venice one year with my family , and my Scimitar blew a front wheel bearing . Fully insured , they put us in a (crap ) hotel overnight . then gave us a VW Passat . I turned the lights on and floored it all the way . I have to say the Italian drivers were brilliant , they saw my lights coming & moved over immediately

[@nmgfan8090]

Princess Ann had one of those, you know

[@englishmaninfrance661]

@@nmgfan8090 Yes , and a number of years before me

[@nez9751]

Clarkson farm was great , can’t wait for series 2

[@DMDBOTH]

I can’t wait for Series 3!! 🙏🎉🎉

[@kerseili6887]

​@@DMDBOTHI cant wait for series 4!

[@Bumbaclartios]

The best is being about 7 minutes into this and seeing that paul mccartney’s been there off to the side the entire time hahaha

[@DoubleOSeven007]

A great entertainer and we know it’s a act. Tell them what they want to hear but don’t take it seriously. Made a good living out of it. Nice one Jez.

[@abitoutofsorts]

Genius. Pure genius.

[@maureenrhysjones4643]

Wonderful! Thanks for posting!!!

[@thelifeofbatteries2603]

You can tell he has a lot of affection for May and Hammond by the way he quickly changed the subject

[@DD-fc1rv]

That Google shunt story tells me he is already qualified to be pm.

[@iambendavies]

im 18 and i listen to all the old stuff

[@andreaseriksson8803]

So was I doing. I'm now 46 and I can tell you it's a fun and educative path to go by. Good luck mate!

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

"I'm a raving gay" Lol.

[@rustybearden1800]

Jeremy could care less about what Sting thinks of him🤭

[@josetunez9584]

Sting was only good when he was in The Police

[@davidmellish3295]

COULDN'T CARE LESS, how can you not know the expression? Think about it and Jeremy REALLY does care about people who say ' could care less ' as it makes no sense whatsoever, he blames the Americans for starting it and a bunch of idiots for blindly following on without using their brains. Just think about it,couldn't care about something means you don't care,not i could care about that

[@rustybearden1800]

@@davidmellish3295 wow

[@davidmellish3295]

@@rustybearden1800 wow ? It's one of Clarkson's pet hates,people saying ' could care less ' instead of the correct 'i couldn't care less '

[@rustybearden1800]

@@davidmellish3295 wow

[@cleverusername9369]

6:12 sure as shit wasn't ready to see a random and unexpected SIR PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY looking on with disapproval

[@benjaminlumsden]

Paul McCartney is laughing, Miranda Hart looks disapproving

[@huwalfadillah]

Clarkson looks the same age as McCartney

[@GatvolFourie]

SIR PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY bitches !!🤘🤘🤘

[@marcdaniels9079]

Macca is a long term Vegetarian so not likely to be super impressed by the blustering right wing meat eater that is Jezza

[@mattbixley6233]

Jez mocking Ross is the funniest

[@Mehtkcuf]

I'm 30, italian and I know and love Credence C. Revival..!!

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

im sorry 😮‍💨 movies told everyone that was great Vietnam war music, and it isnt, and it wasnt played by the people who served very often.. its TV and movies that make everyone think its great music from the war.. it just isnt.. but you can like what you want be free!

[@davidedge6512]

It would be weird if you DIDN’T know CCR…

[@raymondpjoyce]

​@@ripvanwinkle2002that's interesting It's a good track and i do still enjoy it as portrayed in media as a contrast to the war in Vietnam

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

@@raymondpjoyce i think it powerful as a counterpoint to the war.. when used in film. but at the end of the day, its use usually enhances the myth that everyone who served was a hapless draftee who didnt want to be there..

[@HuaWei-hf1xe]

You seriously having paul mccartney just waiting in the green room

[@marcmaddock9980]

Have you ever seen Paul McCartney interviewed? It's like watching paint dry, he's hands down the most boring man alive.

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

yea why not? clown hasnt been relevant in nearly 50 years

[@Dave5843-d9m]

McCartney writes the slowest most tedious dirges. Lennon was no better. Even his signature “Give leave a chance” is a trudge. The latest, using a recently found demo tape proves the point - slow, turgid, boring. They didn’t speed it up because 30 seconds needs to many repeats.

[@chalkandcheese1868]

Jesus you Zeppelin fans are painful.

[@sidrens5292]

Coming from one man who dyes their hair - Jonathan one million percent dyes it! 😅

[@jeffhubbard4688]

I know the Creedence feeling. I recently took a train to Newcastle and played the theme tune to Get Carter at full volume........no one else on the train got it either.

[@W00PIE]

In a way, Clarkson has the same overwhelming wit and feel like Cleese.

[@tomp8941]

Stings a grumpy git

[@pervenchemusic]

it’s weird to see paul mccartney reacting to jeremy clarkson

[@SuperhumanUnchained]

Great video 📹 👍 👏 thanks for the upload

[@lynetteray2146]

God Bless Jeremy, he needs a sheep dog!

[@robertfish4052]

Or a bigger gun.?

[@jonnyspeed8974]

Or basic skills, like repairing a fence before you put sheep in it. The man is an idiot.

[@pwatom22]

I learned something with this video, I now don't like sting.

[@danielhristov6175]

I agree with the “Paella” and I live in Spain. Most overrated disgusting dish… kind of like Paris is the most overrated city… and once again… it is like a garbage bin.

[@michaeldgab999]

Spot on , on both counts.

[@GloriaHoulihan]

He's right. No speed limit in Italy. When is he having Guy Martin in the show!

[@nosalis]

Jonathan Ross should be one of the new hosts on the Grand Tour , he has a similar humour !

[@mrvan3491]

Legend❤

[@PK-fw1xl]

I don't listen to sting either and highly doubt I'd recognize him in public.

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

one of them is a creepy stalker and the other is Jeremy Clarkson

[@dannyarcher6370]

Clarkson's a Remainer? This changes things.

[@cuscoothriyas5163]

He's very prominently pro euro

[@ejl1000]

Well, he is an intelligent man.

[@flacjacket]

He's not a remainer, he has made that very clear, he is making a tongue in cheek joke about Brexiteers not liking Europe because he does like it. You can like Europe and still believe in national sovereignty.

[@flacjacket]

@@ejl1000 intelligent people don't wish their nations to be subordinated as vassal states to an unaccountable supranational beuarocracy of mangerial midwits. Jeremy is a Brexiteer, he was just making a joke.

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

he just thinks he will lose cheap access to the continent.. dont let him fool you..

[@TaxingIsThieving]

He actually thought that bin guy was him 😂😂😂

[@ronaldlucas5360]

Interesting video 👌

[@bjw4859]

Just funny as fuck.

[@balooc2]

i've never heard someone call paella for pajala before!

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

its a shame he was so thrilled to play the MOST troped Vietnam War song that was the LEAST actually played by people while serving in Vietnam..

[@joeylau7578]

6:13 OAY PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[@zeerakkhan7140]

You need to get all three of them on the sofa. XD

[@smoothpoon86]

Lego man hair lmao

[@jamietrev]

I adore mutton especially Jamaican style but hard to buy in English butchers….

[@StuFletch68]

As Johnathan Ross gets older, he looks strangely like Sir Les Patterson.................................

[@samakshuppal]

12:36 Legendary 😂😂

[@gmdhargreaves]

I’m a bus driver, I pick up illegal immigrants from hotels on the daily, they bring out huge amounts of notes to pay the £2 fair, they seem to have more than the average UK person it’s quite disappointing

[@TaxingIsThieving]

1:39 3:52 4:10 4:20 9:05 11:00

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Co to za trawkę, jej dajesz ze taka szczęśliwa

[@L_U-K_E]

13:30 😂

[@shellyrealini6292]

Never eat a friend……😂

[@toucheturtle3840]

Jeremy & Jonathan are the same age. Which one of them would you like to sit down & enjoy a beer with?

[@synkeseelenweib8347]

I hate to tell you but: You're still part of Europe, only no longer part of the EU.

[@andreaseriksson8803]

And all non-communists in EU congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.

[@michaelbailey8729]

You're still in Europe. It hasn't gone away so maybe go live there then we can all have what we want. We can still watch you as it doesn't really matter where you are based.

[@johnoneill4483]

There aren't any!

[@capcompass9298]

How many shepherds in a shepherds pie?

[@mikenaugz88]

I find it completely outrageous that a person can't voice an opinion about another person...

[@ryanbonner25]

jon lennun was not looking forward to following the hamstur

[@damienocallaghan3906]

9.16 Boris Johnson😀

[@alexanderprince8032]

Miranda and her mum look well

[@Winston.Smith101]

Jonathan ... Stop colouring your hair

[@Vampirebear13]

Who was the babe in the white dress & long pink hair ??????

[@sugarnads]

Not a babe

[@TaxingIsThieving]

Kelly

[@Vampirebear13]

@@TaxingIsThieving Thanx for your reply. Kelly Osborn ???

[@GloriaHoulihan]

No Border Collie and he keeps sheep! 🐕

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

🏟️Manchester to Walia 2 godziny w astrze 1,6 jak silnim wytrzyma to 1,5 godz

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

I leci po moim niebie

[@christianlenik5307]

Just do 7:38 and Pause it

[@jeffonam]

Lol Daughter peng

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Może mieć duzo mleko łaciata krowa 3,2 i też w polskim sklepie

[@jonnyspeed8974]

He doesn't have to be an utter bellend, yet he clearly chooses to be.

[@ollielynch4733]

Yes let’s all be perfect and boring. What a boring world that would be. Lighten up.

[@Joseandresyanes]

pallela

[@jamietrev]

Profoundly dishonest is spot on…..

[@Ionabrodie69]

You are a W⚓️aren’t you ..?? 🤨

[@ozziemandus4597]

Jeremy Clarkson with all his celebrity and money one would have liked him to address his teeth.

[@sugarnads]

How to say 'im american' without saying it

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

why? if hes happy with them what say do you have in it?

[@rustybearden1800]

You obviously are oblivious to Jeremy's outlook on life - he doesn't really care about his appearance, which is refreshing in modern media/entertainment. He not a total schlub but appearance is not his main concern.

[@buffoonustroglodytus4688]

Only an american would have his perfectly normal teeth removed in favour of some obnoxiously white fake teeth.

[@Ionabrodie69]

I bet his teeth are healthier than 90% of Americans teeth.. you just cover yours up with a coat of glow in the dark paint. 🤨

[@grantj8850]

The canned laughter on this clip is so annoying!

[@Turtle_Zed]

One Z lister interviewing another Z lister

[@nedisahonkey]

I'll never understand British peoples absolute refusal to attempt to say non English words remotely correctly even if the sounds already exist in English. Like Paella for instance.

[@notthatkindofsam]

Because then the native assholes make fun of the “incorrect” pronunciation. Why bother trying to please them when they cannot be pleased.

[@Ionabrodie69]

And I’ll never understand Americans OVER enunciation of foreign words or the absolute abysmal travesty they make of trying. …you ruined the English language ..thankfully we differentiate by calling yours AMERICAN English ..🤨

[@philipread8733]

Not as good as Graham Norton

[@neilrobson3064]

So tedious, Rupert’s tame hack…..

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Co ty robiles w moim mieście a nie pytal czy moze, daleko nie mam 2 godz

[@NA-ee8mt]

If Jeremy Clarkson said all that racist stuff in front of cameras (accident or not, that indicates an extreme level of comfort with those ideas), can you IMAGINE what he actually thinks? What a pity

[@mindedchaos]

So what he can say and think whatever he wants

[@NA-ee8mt]

@@mindedchaos Yes! White people are crazy, lol

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

@@mindedchaos and the OP is IGNORING the fact all these "horrible" statements were made in front of a camera where it can be replayed on a loop infinitely more damning as such then " saying it to they face" you have 200 million viewers world wide youve pretty much said it to everyones face..

[@alexj.5207]

It's also crazy how nice he is to those people in person

[@sabejreid2072]

PC wonk obviously

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

🐖🐿️🐅

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Zamiast kuzwa lamborghini, kupię sobie kurwa koze, lepsze mleko

[@denbrown3676]

Jeremy loves a joke, usually one wrapped in casual racism, misogyny or transphobia.

[@sabejreid2072]

But mainly about s e x and always funny

[@charlienorton2337]

Cry

[@TaxingIsThieving]

Freak

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Wiewiórka oglada polish tv

[@tmcunlimited]

Washed up . Canned laughter ready .

[@carforumwanker]

5th Gear is a lot better and always was

[@buzzytrombone4353]

*Ferraris owners club member displaying his disability in a public comment section colourised*

[@gordonremsey8055]

@@buzzytrombone4353 true though😂😂

[@buzzytrombone4353]

@@gordonremsey8055 My comment or theirs?

[@robertsas9001]

True, but two different category. Fifth gear for geek's, top gear for comedy. Personally fifth gear bores me to deat. They just showing obvious stuff. Top gear it's about entertainment , but everyone has a different taste

[@buzzytrombone4353]

@@robertsas9001 Cool way of looking at it lad

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Walię to znamtak jak ty Kraków

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Najlepsza to z waszych ziemniaków nawet placków ziemniaczane to koszmar kurwa tyle wody maja ze lepiej nalesniki z nich robić

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Muszę swoje kupować w kuzwa polskim sklepie no co wy nad morzem je sadzisz

[@michaelappleseed1993]

Learn how to edit video’s and sound

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

Ty piwo od klaksona kupię bedzie na niego jak co

[@sylwestersebastianhirsch5956]

2016r co kurwa chleb lepszy byl w walli kuzwa moj z Manchester czy klaksona na miejscu

[@minimoments7039]

Who gives a flying f'? Worst of the 3 ever.

[@toolate9494]

We are still part of the European continent, just not in the political E.U. Why does he keep saying Europe?