I Hacked My Xilonen Pulls So You Can't Lose...

[@Thejonathon]

Live. 😤 Laugh. 🤣 Love. ❤ Xilonen. 💃 Thanks JJK Phantom Parade for sponsoring the video! Yall can pre-register for the game here >:) jkpp-kol.onelink.me/Af9W/fua6761g

[@Corgi_King.]

The true words of the Jonathon

[@Lizzy-lidk]

Hi!

[@aaliyabhandari39]

Chongyun blessed his pulls😔🤚🏻

[@GenshinAddict0726]

@@Lizzy-lidk Omg another lizzy :D ⭐

[@R0R0l0r3]

Started tweaking at the end.

[@ApparatusCleric]

Ahh, watching pulls while being broke myself is pure bliss

[@Storybender]

Ah yes, same. I was steaming mad, but also happy for the person, wrapped up in my copium blanket while John triple-crowned Xilonen. Meanwhile, me struggling to put a crown on Tighnari's head since I lost my 45/55 on Kinich's banner -

[@_kyarumii_]

25:10 pulling Qiqi at exactly 77 pity is actual cinema lmao

[@fjrcolton]

Let’s see how Jon loses or wins 50/50s

[@tocadakitty]

Hiya everyone! Kitty here, this pulling session was insane I still can't believe this happened. Jon was amazing and and I can't thank him enough. Now we're saving for our Pyro Archon Mavuika and for those who still want to pull for Xilonen I wish you guys good luck ^^

[@Sakumo23]

I need nahida and neuvi and pyro archon I am so screwd😂 but I hope I can pull it off I got xilonen and now I have 70 wishes saved up for nahida

[@chiateghang3629]

@@Sakumo23Same bro 😭🙏 Hoyo please stop giving us back to back bangers 😢

[@D3ATH762]

@@chiateghang3629nah, because they just want us to spend money 😭

[@R0R0l0r3]

Anytime I see one of his wishing videos of character's banners that are like released RIGHT NOW it tempts me to pull while im literally saving

[@CandyBlastt]

So true

[@xSunsetSkiezx]

omfg SAME! like i’m so tempted to pull on standard 😭

[@Scaratheexplorer]

Me:Ok what is on KZbin today? Jon's channel:I hacked my _ rolls so I cant loose Me:yea I'm gonna watch jon gambling 😔

[@lightxki]

this is the first time i ever fully listened to an ad in a video because i have had the biggest hyperfixation on jjk for over a month now

[@jbeep666]

same because of the Eve banger in the background lol

[@bangtanssera]

I had a normal day of a sane wriothesley main WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION A WRIO BODY PILLOW i swear to archon I chocked on my tea-

[@Kai-ud1un]

Let's see all the qiqis!!! It's raining qiqis 😈😈😈

[@Kai-ud1un]

I remember being in this stream lmao

[@RayXD_2]

I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW😭

[@Corgi_Queen165]

I just got Xilonen this morning at 81 pity on a single pull! She's amazing, and I definitely recommend pulling for her

[@nat-39hm]

Congrats bro :D

[@Corgi_Queen165]

@@nat-39hm thanks!

[@Corgi_Queen165]

@@nat-39hm thanks!

[@monikaaaax3]

congrats!

[@Avatar_Aditi]

4:55 NOT THE PANDA PUNCHING WITH HIS BUTT

[@Mei_mcz]

This came up perfectly timed while I was watching.

[@Avatar_Aditi]

@@Mei_mcz YT does that for all time stamped comments

[@gh05ti33]

On the side note: I open up Twitter for the first time in months and got greeted with the whole map for Genshin because of leaks and then I decided to delete my account. Anyways, I love my boy Jonathan. Good video and I hope you the best

[@Galactic1078_]

2:47 Jon: ''Early! Early- ish'' Pity: 85

[@IshimurA99]

Jon both won and lost 50/50 in just one video 😭

[@Alysia-jl3md]

HELP I LOVE UR VIDS SO MUCH - YOU'RE SO FUNNY

[@AbigailFallin]

Jonathan is my favorite Genshin streamer; he always gives me a great laugh 😊 he’s def my comfort streamer

[@mttbshadowblue]

a tip to know if you got the xylonen or not, if your game gives a small crash but not too heavy this indicates that your game is loading new content for a character so this is an indication that you got it. I got the xylonen in 15 shots in addition to the 15 I spent, so I'm at pity 30/50 or 30/90, I still have 82 pulls saving for mavuika and alrecchino.

[@TheAizenImpact]

Bruh, I regret not watching this the day it came out 😭 Jon never fails to make me laugh or smile-

[@Mr__Sukuna__OG]

Finally he decided to upload the wishing video 🙌😭

[@Mega-Gamer-Nate]

Unfortunate I didn't get picked this time around but I got lucky with a double right after the stream so WE WIN THESE

[@Articpolarbear]

how do you apply?

[@wesleynelson3322]

I pulled xilonen and her weapon and I’m so happy abt it :D (FIRST FIVE STAR WEAPON THAT I ACTUALLY CARE ABT GETTING)

[@ICanSolveARubiksCube]

Yay, 😊

[@opalglass8101]

I, too, was presented with Jean before I got Xilonen. I legit thought I would struggle to the end and end up not getting her because I got Kinich AND his weapon. I do not have the luck to be plessed two banners in a row as a (mostly) free to play player. But congrats, Jon! ❤

[@DannyMadz]

10:14 Candeeznuts 😂

[@user-FiFi2011]

I’ve been waiting for another Jon video! Love you and your videos Jon!

[@raiknightshade3442]

Jon in the intro: WE DON'T LOSE 50/50S BAYBEEEEEEE!!! The intro, not even 5 seconds before that: *shows Jon losing a 50/50 to Jean*

[@relishgood]

nothing like a Jonathon bankruptcy video to cheer my day up

[@Rafael-q8n9o]

i love how my youtube adds always cut into the 50/50 loses

[@ZĪNCĪTEE]

the fact someone said jumo when he was standing at the window is CRAZY.

[@Mizcellaneous4020]

the way i gasped at 23:16 LMFAOOO

[@Bretario]

Everyone loves jonathon insurance Except the person who pays for it

[@Genexiynz]

John saying double also john pikachu face when double does come 😂

[@Scarly_san]

Love the way he turn into monkey😊

[@JudePhilips-u9t]

I knew Jon was gonna go to the library. I have no idea how I guessed it lol.

[@algum504]

I meab you forgot to say "beautyfull hydro strong lady, now give me another beautyfull hydro lady"

[@4guuzon]

11:17 "bro r u gay ?/" Chats crazy,,

[@Yuijin-wd3rr]

Always enjoying your stream❤❤❤

[@Otter701]

I've been WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO SINCE SHE DROPPED

[@panjapatpinyocharoendeeyin608]

Xilonen crying in the corner bc she couldn’t run away from his pulls*

[@Dusk_Grave]

Me learning that your favourite pokemon is cabone: ohhh that's cute Me realising that you named your buddy after the orphan pokemon who is always sad about his mother's death: 😢

[@QueencyBlue]

THE JONATHAN INSURANCE POLICYYY

[@Kinzbinz12]

The first thing I hear when clicking this video“HU HA RAH HATATAYH

[@D3ATH762]

I think your video gave my luck, after I watched half of your video I went into genshin and did a one pull for Xilonen and I got her at 11 pity

[@FloatingAmongTheCosmos]

26:25 USHI OST FROM FIGHTER'S DESTINY!? FREAKING BASED!!!

[@newgemesis7]

bro is thes best streamer and his vibes >>>>>

[@GenHawkwind-wp9vm]

Jon Pulled a lot of Dori in This video even though he told her to stay away she just Keeps coming and coming & at the end of the video Bam Double Dori

[@Xogolvia_xoxo]

I want to see Jon play dress to impress for the first time😂

[@inukagome018]

I just like to comment on how I love that you use Fire Emblem: Three Houses & Fire Emblem Engage BGMs. They are my absolute favorite as well! Hail King Dmitri! (jk... but Blue Lions is my fave house 😅) Anyway! I'll try to catch you on your next stream 'coz I'd like to pull Chasca!

[@LorenzDacuno]

Jonathan just pulling off banner 4 star is crazy

[@TheOrthodoxSquad]

Pray to god that my account would be insanely lucky, surely!

[@marley7659]

Xilonen: stares blankly Traveller: Can I see you today?? Continued Stare. Xilonen: Go say Hi to Mona instead. I am busy Traveller: Why Xilonen Why?

[@Ultdragonfighter]

Shouldn’t have opened your window rainbolt knows where you live now

[@six2228]

😂😂😂 the last account was basically my pull history. Haha I love qiqi, but on this instant 😤😤😤😤

[@Aminah-w9w]

I had one ten pull, decided to risk it all, because I've also been wanting Candace and Collei, and I GOT HER, MY FIRST FIVE STAR FROM WISHING (i got Tighnari from free five star selection)

[@Cora_genshin]

Your Luck was fire today 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@wilD.minD.3]

Babe wake up the Jonathon just dropped a new vid❤

[@juliananereu]

It's so sad to see that a blessing costs 5 dollars and Brazilians pay 5x that amount.

[@Sayise]

As a moroccan, 5× is not that bad. Haha.....

[@craft1453]

Not Jon omitting that I rickrolled him. Also OMG I'M FAMOUS

[@emmiekate3906]

I got her in 2 ten pulls, and my luck has been insane. In HSR specifically. I just got Rappa in 4 PULLS, and I got Bronya in like 10

[@neilfishingcamp]

One thing that would have made it better than usual pulling is if you get the capturing radiance, you get the featured character and you are guaranteed to the next 5 star. Cause it does nothing to be honest except the animation. 😂😂😂

[@Svolknch]

Jon turning into a monkey for us.

[@ACatThatCantSing]

Gamer swat never disappoints

[@rimmakhanina]

I was on this stream and it was amazing 😂🔥

[@slorp_hint4752]

Jon! You would love diluc's fallen voice lines, trust me their ain't sus

[@GeneralNanachi]

I cant wait for another!

[@hatsunemikudeeperstageEN]

How dare they give me the notification 17 hours later

[@Officially_k1tkat]

If you ever do a Chasca or Mavuika can you do this for me? (New and don’t have 5 star characters 😭)

[@PaimonPasta]

FIRST!! LOVE YOU JOHNN

[@d1zzyc0re_XD]

how does jon always manage to turn into a monkey in these 😭

[@nilakarushi]

No wonder xilonen won't come home..

[@neko_mundo]

He contemplated.

[@halo.editsz]

4:24 blud turned into gojo

[@newgemesis7]

they lost the 50/50 because they scarfuced benny

[@jsguinomhay1097]

When you hit rock bottom, there's no way but ûp brother 😭🤑

[@Diluc_emo]

Bro is crazy💀

[@Hooly23hampter]

Help i got her on a ONE PULL i didn’t expect it i got a cosplay of her to honor

[@xiaosfavoritegirl]

ughh i cant believe that i went hard pity for her and lost my fifty fifty to keqing

[@gackupo05]

wait I thought you were THE jonHoyoverse 0:

[@W00n-P60]

I MISSED THE STREAM NOOO WHY WAS THIS POSTED 50 MINUTES AGO WHEN I WAS BOWLINGGGG

[@Hajzlpapir2878]

4:42 i need this

[@yorrichitsugikuni_]

ye im totally not looking for th neuvilett body pillow from the last kinich pulling session

[@arrowthakor2114]

Liked it after the secret message 🤣

[@werecloud]

Jon i decide to pull for nahida today and my pity was around 34 or 33 i only did two pulls the first one was blue and second pull was gold and i won my 50/50 for the fourth time my the first time i lose my 50/50 was to Jean on xilonen's banner Should i got for hu tao or nahida's weapon or nahida c1

[@xEclipticRhysx]

Me who was so happy to see I got a five star I was giggling and kicking my feet. Then. I lost the 50/50. And got jean. (Don't get me wrong I was happy since I only have cyno, tighnari, and wanderer, (my only 5 stars...but I almost cried lol, cos I rally wanted xilonen)

[@agent6bell]

6:38 I kinda wanna do this when in future I want Jon to pull for me. Maybe I should say something funny while dming the genshin account info😅

[@highsourjamapple9141]

I used my wishes i saved up and still haven't gotten her yet, i hope to get her before the banner ends 😭 so i hope i get lucky watching this

[@205_dreamlife]

I wish u luck!! U have 9 days! Chill n dw u will get herrr

[@qalia8377]

Here’s how I won go to the children of echos sing just dance and do a single or a ten pull your choice

[@KechingGI]

I CAME EARLY JON!

[@newgemesis7]

DOUBLE ????!?!?!

[@rainnsvsp]

How crazy bazy doggy will this guy get for xilonen

[@JoshKendall-m3t]

Zhongli is geo Daddy and xilonen is geo mommy😂

[@Dollyhrtzzzzz]

I already got Xilonen now I need CHIORI!!

[@tildafloss7878]

Under one hr I can't believe I'm early ❤

[@risxkie]

you purchased the cubone plush i have with me 😼

[@_Stormy-x]

My friend did a random 10 pull on 0 pity after getting Raiden and got a double Xilonen and Qiqi. I think she took your luck.

[@graceychin]

I watched this video then pulled for xilonen and got her early at 2 pity 😂

[@Lloyd-water798]

I'm waiting jon i be waiting for you to pull arlichno 😩 i have 120 wishes and it's 50 50 so if i lose then I'm getting Jonathan gamba insurance 😩

[@alexajames7598]

I came back to genshin impact after a long time i gor xilonen after a few pulls

[@carolinefeiner759]

Fun fact I’ve never pulled a qiqi and I’ve been playing for 3 years