I Hacked My Clorinde Pulls So You Can't Lose...

Anger, Sadness, Joy, Despair, Happiness, I Hacked My Clorinde Pulls in Genshin Impact but at what cost...
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[@Thejonathon]

AHHHHH I LOVE CLORINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thanks for watching. This was crazy >:)

[@prettycuree]

yo

[@keorishalashaka2064]

Hi

[@riversky4575]

Heyyyy

[@riversky4575]

I love Clorine too

[@Trophy5678]

Hiiii I'm early!!!! U love clorinde

[@Currentlycackling]

Idk why I like watching people wish so much.. Maybe it's because I know my f2p self isn't going to ever be wishing that much ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[@shadow-cq4ix]

same

[@deviousduck]

lol fr

[@lucario1710]

Indeed

[@PlayOnPanda]

yep

[@Monkeman393]

Same

[@justushofmann3302]

05:47 nahhhh dude, not the jaw line 😭

[@tacolou]

12:17 as of typing this i jusg got keqing with a single wish and i was laughing my ass off

[@lilycookie8778]

If I participated in this video I would say “ btw if u win the 50/50 say hello to clorinde and byebye to lisa for me!”

[@-_stormi_-]

5:47 bro is mewing

[@marwanizam9526]

I was pulling for Clorinde and then i lost my 50/50 to keqing, I am f2p

[@Zen_Moon]

This saves my gambling addiction

[@wangashley-lj5dj]

one like = one primo for Furina❤

[@wangashley-lj5dj]

real I am saving for Furina,I have 14 luxury chests for Furina 22:51

[@RedGamesCatsAnimations]

You need more!!!

[@AzoresRex]

Saving for furina as well because I need a second team for abyss

[@Earth9496]

gang bless me for my furina pulls I only have 50 😭🙏

[@wangashley-lj5dj]

@@Earth9496 I only have 43 pulls😭😭

[@Star_There]

I’m convinced Jonathon just likes torturing himself

[@An_yue484]

i AM sneaky and YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME JON

[@gabriellalee6097]

yooooo AN THE GOAT

[@moinkhan5365]

Can you gift me some for my furina I lost my 50/50😢 please help me 🥺

[@gabriellalee6097]

@@moinkhan5365 bro 💀

[@Lias._.c0zyblue]

I doubt your the real one-

[@kaiuchiha9]

​@@moinkhan5365can you explain what is the 50/50 system properly I'm actually new and I've saved 50 wishes Idk what to do

[@Akiaa_]

tthis was so chaotic lmaoo

[@radishray]

this stream was my first time catching one of ur streams and I absolutely loved it there!!

[@Thejonathon]

thanks homie :)

[@Lias._.c0zyblue]

​​@@ThejonathonHIIII (I recorded your karaoke

[@Lias._.c0zyblue]

​@@Thejonathon23:24 KAVEJHH

[@aileennm2925]

I love Jon’s videos. And he screams so loud my neighbors can hear it (my fault for having my TV on a loud volume). He is so optimistic and joyful I love that. I enjoy your vids, and keep up the good work my guy.

[@ManonLcz]

Oh so thats why Kaveh hasnt been on any banner recently, JONATHON HAS THE KAVEH STASH AND WONT SHARE WITH US!

[@kagaminerinthing]

WHY ARE PEOPLES SERENITEA POTS SO DECORATED AND BEAUTIFUL WHAT

[@safirasnh]

15:30 the karaoke time was so touching i cried during the session

[@ETERNITY-AL]

It touched my heart

[@BeeNonbeenary]

It twas beautiful, a true moment for America 😂🫡

[@crystalfire2269]

Someone also said he was becoming French in the chat

[@jcadragons9353]

“Anger, Sadness, Joy, Despair, Happiness” you forgot cringe lol. Never stop

[@thatyellowtie]

PEAK EDITING. One of the best so far! Great work @ editor. HAHAHAHA

[@huyverse]

thank you

[@clericneokun]

7:12 KEVIN LIVES! HURRAH!

[@Voxto.kerard_Cy]

So chaotic af ngl😂

[@misharialharbi-fn4ig]

i got todayyyy from my second 50/50 im hard stuck in the third ascension quest and now i am sure to do it

[@prettycuree]

CONGRATS ON UR CHLORINDE

[@misharialharbi-fn4ig]

@@prettycureei hope you get her too

[@Luminee_01]

​@@misharialharbi-fn4igwhat if they don't want her lol 😹

[@misharialharbi-fn4ig]

@@Luminee_01 you must be fun at parties

[@AzoresRex]

I got chlorine when she first came out on accident and I love her so much! She’s carried me in spiral abyss! (I use yelan, Xingqiu and dendro traveller with her but idk if that’s a good team.)

[@d3ath_and_d3structi0n]

watching this at 19:19 i realized that clorinde’s kneecaps are flat as a board in her splash art wtf

[@prettycuree]

I wish gacha system was like this

[@Someonestolemybrain]

★HOW DO YOU KEEP BEING FIRST ☠️

[@prettycuree]

@@Someonestolemybrain notifications, immediately go to comments, then type smth REALLY quickly

[@SpringFireTheWof]

I never realised he was a chongyun main..seeing his videos now i can proudly say i have a built c6 level 90 chongyun.hope that makes u happy

[@IshimurA99]

This can be said to be a very "chaotic" gacha session in the literal sense 🤣

[@berrybread7215]

there’s something musical about watching jon scream for 30 minutes, something melodic

[@emilyacevedo4688]

BRO I WANTED HER SO BAD I DIDN'T GET HER OR FURINA I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON BOTH😭 Im trying to get navia now but it prolly ain't gonna happen 😭

[@Phoenix62618]

8:08 He said derivative and not partial derivative, the sign used by your "professionals" is the sign of a partial derivative and not derivative.

[@Voxto.kerard_Cy]

@ 7:10 OMG ITS KAVEH

[@ItsStef-.-]

YE I WATCHED THAT STREAM IT WAS SO FUN😂😂💀💀😭🫶🏼

[@Anzac_Hoonhout]

Can you do this with Hsr I’ve been waiting all year for Ruan Mei and I lost my 50/50 💀😭

[@Furina_5th]

That's weird... why is my clorinde so small like a child.... Must be a glitch

[@summertocaworld8681]

I have a story for you so my friend started playing Genshin again after 2-3 so I tell her to pull for alhaitham there was no pity 1 single pull it gold it alhaitham me exploded my friend having better luck then me : me and my friend are from Thailand 🇹🇭 love your videos it always make my day better 😆

[@mackinzieklein7481]

Now I know where all my Sethos went 4:50 and 5:08 and 5:29. All lol lol the pulls I did... I did not get one single Sethos. 😭

[@spegasisl-drago5104]

Hey i'd like to know how to get the Chance that you spin the weel for me, do i have to be in a stream? If yes where?

[@wang_xuanzhi_liam]

under one min👇

[@Flarie_.]

With your chat or you give me polls do it please my only 5 star is dayua pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Flarie_.]

And please get the new 5 star that looks like Lisa but she is shorter

[@arnar_leifsson]

oh my! thats some fine editing there! Super fun video 🖤

[@anunderstatedinfinity]

16:13 that was so beautiful, I heard the screeches of eagles all the way in canada o7

[@kivvz8453]

jon i love youuuuuu!! your energy is so good and i can't help but feeling energised after watching a video, thank youuuu❤❤❤

[@POISCAILLE-p6d]

I am French and I confirm how you speak French

[@driftline4344]

Thx Jon for the wish pull for me but you deserve to do these wishes for the content, for beautiful people of Genshin.

[@daffaarkananta8667]

So this is why I don't get my Sethos. That's much Sethos you pull

[@Cj1Bro-no4in]

I need him singing the national anthem as a whole song😂 Thanks for this video, bro🙏💜

[@Akademiyas-Scribe]

I got Clorinde on Alhaitham's banner💀

[@YaraAljasim]

I got for my sis sethos and thoma she was happy!❤

[@StitchTV-je9yu]

7:03 my jaw dropped when they got kaveh

[@SiEnAwYong]

My f2p self could never🥲

[@kattja2008]

Would you mabey pls bless my sigewine pulls🥺🥺🥺

[@Voxto.kerard_Cy]

I WOULD LIKE CLORINDEEEE~

[@VentiDaGoat]

pls someone tell me what the music at 25:40 is called

[@darksaiyan3726]

2:31 Bro think he’s penguinz0😂

[@INFPeace-]

Not to dictate what you do on your channels, but just be careful not to end up becoming homeless. Do what you love, but also know your limits. 😉

[@TundraRage]

Yeah.. don't be like the staff of homeless incident- XD

[@INFPeace-]

@@TundraRage I’ve heard about that. It’s a good lesson. If you wanna whale a character, be sure to watch how much you spend. C6 R5 -Ing your favorite character is NOT worth getting evicted over.

[@GPHKGRoblox]

Is it possible to give me some just some primos pls since I’m trash pls

[@GPHKGRoblox]

I also love ur content

[@IL0VEDUMPLINGS]

TheJonathon what are you doing posting at 10:33 pm…

[@mcxiaonal]

I got kaveh too ?😭

[@ash-iy2ku]

I think Jonathan likes torturing himself so ... That means - he's a masochist...

[@bee6764]

I need this guy to get me navia😭

[@Sandhy12341]

18:17 Ah yes, even Zoro somehow has been mentioned, lol 😂😂 Also, not Jon's face replacing Erwin's, lol 😂

[@keorishalashaka2064]

You definitely lose 50/50’s

[@Thejonathon]

you have no evidence 😏

[@keorishalashaka2064]

I thought I was hearing the Dora theme at 18:00.

[@CelineZaiter]

NOT THE SINGING NO NO NO NO

[@PaimonialWrath-yw2kc]

i can smell jons wallet coming out of the depths already 😢

[@Astraios-YT]

Dang i was too late, i wish you could get clorinde on my account 😭

[@L_a_N_I_12]

Me over here never being able to get a 5 star, I’ve been playing since I think around May last year and I have around 5 which consists of qiqi, xiao, Mona, ayaka, nilou, and tignari. If anyone wants my UID: 646540865

[@miaaylagarcia7732]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@jajaskye11]

watching this, i cant deny the fact that im so poor. LOL. it was so funny when jon pulled qiqi XD XD i laughed so hard, sorry. :'D this video just made my day.

[@Cheesep_]

Fun fact: I won my 5th 50/50 to Naviaand the last time I lost was with a back 2 back with ganyu and keqing and I’ve gotten yoimia’s weapon at 9 pity…..top that.

[@RaheenAhmed-ss3ds]

Dude i really feel sorry for you and your primogems so i could help you get five star in every pull you pull just follow the steps given below: 1. Buy milk from the shop from every nation That's all it worked on me and i got clorinde on my first ten pull so good luck on your pulls dude😃

[@Whi.t_.3]

16:11 you got lucky. If that was me I would have made you sing Taylor swifts “all too well - ten minute version”.

[@Ilovecookiesandstars]

Chlorinde is now my favorite character

[@AliciaChuuyaWillLive]

15:14 as a Canadian I feel like it’s disrespectful to be actually standing for this. Is it wrong? I’m actually concerned now

[@beidousama6591]

😢my sure pity 60 and nothing left to farm. Im in pain :"(. Why always lose and high pity 😭. My f2p pain.......😢

[@wafflethedogeuwu4369]

im so mad i forgot abt this guy bc i saved 150 pulls for her and i would of loved him to pull for her LOL

[@elixiahpark]

I’m so happy I got Clorinde :> my acc isn’t as cursed as I thought 🙃 lost 50/50 to Mona yesterday though-

[@Grassy123-n3g]

POV: Jonathon's Neighbors... BUT CLORINDE IS SO PRETTY

[@littlekitten-93]

my sister fell down the stairs twice in a month when she was 8 months and she fractured her skull (in response to something 8 min in)

[@Awidferd]

24:19 AYOO WHAT

[@Noriyaki_Kakyoin]

Under 10 year👇gang

[@NicolasMuller-lg8et]

Tf

[@Noriyaki_Kakyoin]

@@NicolasMuller-lg8et I have no idea what I meant by this but I swear I’m 13 😭

[@Noriyaki_Kakyoin]

@@NicolasMuller-lg8et I don’t remember writing this at all

[@parthmakwana1672]

How can i Give you my account for you to pull? Not greedy of Free stuff and all I just want you to pull for my favourite character Sometimes

[@cutie_bunnyyyy]

Could you do this for me for furnia I can’t get her for the life of me! I have spent over 20000 primos and still haven’t gotten her 😢😢😢😢 and she’s my dream 5 star

[@CalIsAGhost]

Do a Sigewinne one/hj

[@B4ngB4ngTanTan]

I was wishing for clorinde but i lost 50/50 to dehya and i was pissed off. Frick you dehya

[@livykoehne76]

ive been wanting qiqi so bad but i can never get her, lmao. everytime i pull for her i get random others i dont want lmao

[@Lien_Divide]

7:23 Amen. I had to mute for the national anthem, cuz... Well... I'd get Americaed, and I don't like getting Americaed.

[@thejahiekha6500]

This guy looks 23 ,24 and 30 plus years old at the same time 😅😮😮😮😂😂😂

[@lea--21147]

I have to skip clorinde 😢I have nothing for it neither gems bc Genshin is greedy and I have on 17 pity

[@Clorinde_DuelistChampion]

Omg.. same situation here for sigewinne 's weapon. Aimed her bow... got furinas sword. Pull sigewinne... gets furina😂 was HELL ...finally after 300$ got everything and everyone once 😂😅😅

[@Clorinde_DuelistChampion]

Btw i dont even like furina 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SunnyBackAlive]

Why is it whenever I see Freminet I feel like I should've come to Genshin more earlier 😭

[@FLooflikesfloof]

Hey i found ur acc jon >:) my acc is Layla i hunted u down btw nice c2 kazuha

[@Lias._.c0zyblue]

23:23 THE KAVEHHHH

[@leosflowergarden3178]

I wanna participate in these streams but im soo poor in the Primo department since im f2p atm

[@RosalieHolley]

I don't wanna brag but I got clorinde 1st try 😂 beginners luck lol 😂😂

[@Drip_Goku_Da_G.O.A.T]

8:31 Jon da hood

[@JoseMonkey-v7d]

It's a good day when Jonathon pots a video

[@arupchoudhury4958]

Bro jon , can u give me JUST 2k genesis crystals :0

[@allmightytony77]

Another day, anothet chaotic Jon wishing stream. You love to see it.

[@justarandompersonontheinte761]

You're so real for that, I love his chaotic vibes

[@Eevee_Wonderly08]

pov: when the discord link doesn’t work 😭😭 i’ve tried so many times

[@Plagu3_gacha]

I was watching this and mualani was dancing for the national anthem!!!