Anyone Know Where Trump Can Find a Lawyer?

[@leogama3422]

In honor of Harry's birthday, Reggie came with a Hagrid style hair.

[@tzvikrasner6073]

Boom

[@AJ_Adventures99]

Who's raggie??🤣🤣

[@jf7098]

@@AJ_Adventures99 I think it's what Scooby-Doo calls Shaggy. Ruh roh.

[@skunkrat01]

....but.... it’s the wrong Harry....? Maybe I don’t know enough about Harry Styles to know he’s spoken a lot about Harry Potter or something 🤷‍♀️

[@leogama3422]

@@AJ_Adventures99 Don't know the dude's name (or nickname). Raggie is what appears in the caption though

[@tzvikrasner6073]

Jesus Christ. Did he actually just get a scam call in the middle of the damn show?

[@emmabear9351]

He liked your comment so I gues so 😂

[@christinetheweird6923]

Yes... yes he did lool

[@mollyziegler440]

I hope this happens again and he punks the caller. Let the hilarity begin!!! :)

[@mLafayette]

Somebody call Scammer Payback

[@ariannatfb927]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY

[@johnmellyn2700]

“Five of trumps lawyers quit” Translation: the retainer check bounced

[@belikethesquirrel]

oooo, yup

[@susanhewitt1631]

Other translation: They asked him to pay up front!

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

That part!😂🤣😂

[@notaspy1227]

A couple of times, lol, like they asked them to rerun it in disbelief.

[@tessabrantley3877]

When Demonic-Rats are threatening ten percenters lives...don't worry the other ninety percent of us will stand by and do nothing, say that it's because YOUR check bounced.

[@j.j.schlachtfeld9325]

The bit where James said Shrek came out 12 years ago got me feeling really really really old... It's actually been 20 years.

[@kmksmith1935]

Came here to comment this 😂

[@terezadusilova3145]

That moment when you realize Shrek came out 20 years ago. Feeling old 😅

[@addicted2mako]

Come for James talking about current events, stay for James explaining the “Shrek-in-a-suit” joke

[@gregorsandford5064]

When he said “it’s shrek.” Best part of the monologue

[@DownKillerBadDog]

It’s about time Scotland went after him.

[@telectronix1368]

@@mouse5178 I dunno. Destroying a protected wildlife area and forcibly removing local residents from their homes wasn't a **great** "investment in the country" .

[@olgacharalambous2810]

well said 👏👏👏

[@mouse5178]

@@telectronix1368 I disagree as he has invested in various good sites and that’s part and parcel of development I’m afraid, just look at the local development plans when they expand and they do exactly the same thing. The govt and their fancy train line that no one wants. I’d rather a face behind the business than a multinational brand name like Hilton or that crap. Sturgeon can do one

[@telectronix1368]

@@mouse5178 .......so, anyway, a protected wildlife area was destroyed and local residents were forced out of their homes. "disagree" all you want.

[@gisellegriffin4462]

@@mouse5178 wait your argument is you support what trump did because you at least know the face that is destroying wildlife 😵😑

[@OnceUponAMidnightDreary]

OMG- I love/hate that even James gets those awful spam calls!! 😑

[@incogafw]

Did I see you in the crowd

[@CLNSL8]

Literally my thought

[@awmperry]

Yeah. Wish he’d kept them on the line and baited them.

[@beslanderin5229]

@@awmperry robocall. You have to call them back to engage in the scam

[@awmperry]

@@beslanderin5229 They're still a thing in the US? All the autodiallers I've had in the last few years are robocall until you answer, then connect you to a human scammer. Yeah, no point calling them back. What a bit of bad luck that it'd be one of those when at last it's recorded.

[@alyssanautica7583]

That was really really good haven’t stayed for a late night talk show monologue in months this was great perfect timing

[@limanami]

LOVE JAMES AND HARRY'S FRIENDSHIP SM

[@lovealanya]

if you're reading this, it's too late. I already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them :)

[@travelwell6049]

And here’s me coming onto KZbin just to get into arguments with covidiots. Maybe I would have a better day if I started my day off with comments like yours.

[@peachesandpoets]

Have the happiest black history month! 😍

[@thrashandburn10221]

Oh god _they're already here_

[@telectronix1368]

@@thrashandburn10221 "Just when you thought it was safe to just be miserable .......the good vibes will pounce" #DunDunDuuhhhhnnnn

[@CrystalLynn1988]

Thank you so much. Good vibes and well wishes to you and your loved ones 💕

[@SimplyCaitlinS.]

Omg... I totally got that exact phone call! It was a pretty comical conversation with the “federal agent” 😂

[@rebeccalyle8443]

Nope, no one wants to defend an insurrectionist who will not pay them.

[@Larez121]

For real, everyone knows trump doesn't pay. At this point anyone who's willing to be his lawyer is just doing it for the publicity.

[@telectronix1368]

@@Larez121 Plus, would you really want to be just another in the long line of "failed trump defense teams" ?

[@abocas]

Are you sure??

[@creativedesignation7880]

He actually got two new lawyers. One of them defended Bill Cosby, the other looked to join Epstein's legal team just days before his death.

[@jewellmadden8624]

@@creativedesignation7880 This statement is a little off. One lawyer refused to represent Cosby.

[@pakde8002]

James getting the vibe that no one wants to hear about he who shall not be named.

[@JamesAllmond]

you mean what's his name...

[@densetsunooli3305]

His tattoo seems to resemble the hammer of thor. Friend of mine tattoed himself when he was a teen - same motive, even worse execution 😂😂😂

[@pauliinavuotikka1113]

Hello from northern Europe! Yeah, I think it's the hammer of Thor.

[@emme-livingare8455]

I agree, it is "Mjölner" the hammer of Thor.

[@pakde8002]

Yeah supposedly it's Thor's hammer.

[@sophierobinson2738]

To me, it looks like the ceremonial blade used by the Aztecs.

[@branbroken]

Yeah it is a bad representation of mjolnir. You can also see avove it at the top valknut so he has some sort of norse theme going. And i think the bit going round his nipple is meant to be yggdrasil.

[@olefella7561]

Nixon: President who became a crook Trump: crook who became a President 🤔

[@LockStoppageSandwich]

Perfect

[@j.debolt]

*WELL SAID*

[@ladyvictoria904]

What about Biden

[@JoulesJuly]

James waiting for somebody to get whatever joke he threw is such a mood, sooo cute 🤣

[@ColeMayes]

Of the years I've watched your show, James, this current time in your entertainment nightly shows is the utmost enjoyable because it shows with glowing joy how much fun you have playing off of everyone in your studio. There is no mistaking your adoration of every member. It is genuineness that even the multi-award winning top couldn't memic. Every single segment. Every single time, causes deep belly laughs, especially because they are obvious at how much they love the comradery everyone working (is this really 'work' when people who are in love with their gift in life being their profession?) together to give the world what we all need so desperately...a break from the actual in-motion collapse of our hard fought for Republic. KUDOS!! with heartfelt thanks James Corden and Company. May you all be with us for decades to come. :-D OXOXOX

[@23Feanor]

Where's Ian gone, Ian is our favourite member of the crew. Hope he's not unwell.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Kieran Burt He's in a high risk category, is what I heard.

[@23Feanor]

@@sophierobinson2738 ok thanks. Was hoping he's well

[@belikethesquirrel]

@@sophierobinson2738 Oh, thanks, I've asked a few times, hoping he was on vaca or something and hadn't left the show

[@TheLateLateShow]

Ian’s good! Just taking it extra safe with COVID 👍

[@23Feanor]

@@TheLateLateShow Thanks for letting us know that he's well. Please pass on our best wishes and let him know he's missed, it must hard for him being stuck at home ^_^

[@yahyaali5779]

Is this a secret reveal of one Harry styles new song, called "Lawyers and the Shaman"? thx for the likes

[@lavelleklobes6561]

The shaman lives with his mommy & she comes to jail to feed him his diet ! So sad! Some people’s children!!!

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

So every other prisoners' mother should be able to take their sons and daughters special diets! Of course the prison industrial complex won't be able to make money on the garbage food sold to prisons. Disgusting white privilege. Sick of it. People of color who have loved, bled, and sacrificed for this country are treated less than human, assigned numbers as in concentration camps, forced labor (slaves) for corporations like Microsoft, Compaq, Nordstrom, AT&T, graduation caps and gowns, and an insurrectionist racist traitor gets empathy and a special diet! GTHOH!

[@robertahubert7474]

No way that’s happening.. he is eating what every other prisoner is eating.. oatmeal and sour baloney

[@jeffreym68]

@@robertahubert7474 The judge ruled he could have his organic diet. I couldn't believe it myself.

[@mikeheadley6916]

This stuff is pure gold. Laughing like crazy over here

[@enegmatixerebro]

Has anyone ever played the board game *Sorry!* That's what his stupid tattoo looks like 🤣

[@sophierobinson2738]

X It resembles the ceremonial blades used in the sacrificial rites performed by the Aztecs.

[@kaylizzie7890]

I thought it was supposed to be Thor’s hammer. Not the Marvel one but the one from Norse mythology.

[@Edenraysmommie]

I agree

[@tashablue]

Ahhhhh, yes 👍 it does & I see what you did there 😉. I thought it was just an ugly cover-up tatt

[@sapphireblue4031]

Aaaah so that was what it reminded me of 🤣

[@johnmartin7370]

Tears of laughter here as per... Thanks y'alll

[@b-meaker99]

The tattoo at his waistline Is Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, Commonly depicted lying with the head down and the handle or hilt up . Also commonly worn as a necklace Signifying one as an Asatru or a believer in the Asgardian/Aesir clan, but it looks like he just got a really crappy job done

[@jillbarenbrug3897]

Was going to write the same, you saved me time 🤣😂

[@phoenixliv]

Nazi wannabes like to appropriate Norse and Celtic iconography.

[@telectronix1368]

@@phoenixliv And hindu.

[@sixfigureskibum]

I stopped wearing mine that was made from viking pewter on account of neo nazis thinking I was one of them.. also Christians thinking its abroken crucifix

[@CrystalLynn1988]

I'm a nerd so the only nordic history I know about is from thor so needless to say it really enrages me these nazi scumbags are trying to ruin the reputation of mew mew.

[@BloodredRon]

Of course the Tattoo is „Mjölnir“, the legendary hammer of the Norse god Thor. Unfortunately too often used by the right wing.

[@RoxyCherryRozy]

Rightly so. It represents heritage.

[@RC83]

Yeah he has this tattoo while he prays to the Christian God 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

[@telectronix1368]

Except that Mew Mew had a straight bar handle. That tattoo has a hilt shape.

[@AudioVideoDisco06]

Yup. White supremacists have ruined so many things about scandinavian history.

[@Theissax]

@@telectronix1368 actually in jewelry from the viking age the hammer is roughly the same shape as his tattoo and according to the sagas the handel was very short

[@SpeckleKen]

You may call him shamen. Native Americans call him Buffalo’s Pizzle.

[@SwitchBladeEVO]

Absolutely lost my shit at the "Soft Power" joke. Holy cow. I also love how many genuine laughs you guys get on the Late Late show. Everyone has such a fantastic sense of humor, and Reg's laugh makes my day every time.

[@TT-hy8yl]

That's not a sword, it's a dough cutter!

[@STEVENFRYFRY]

Also resembles my skinning knife

[@andrewb9974]

Watching these daily...I wish I could work there! You guys have way too much fun, and I'm laughing so hard at points I need to pause it...thank u

[@dcmat8455]

🗣 LOVE the look Reggie‼️

[@nuzzellaa]

just imagine harry watching this with that adorable smile of his🥰

[@twotgfltandahalf]

Not really fun, but a fact: The "Swedish Fish" you have in US isn't really what we have in Sweden. Only place that sell that same candy is Ikea. We do have fruit-flavoured fish candy, and licorice (obviously), but the taste and consistency is different. This was a running gag when I was in US the last time. You know... asking the Swede if he's had Swedish Fish yet. Hilarious...

[@Chronicler9]

@@chrismonks8776 XD Jacksepticeye apologized for greatly helping with that LOL Though his "Top of the Morning Coffee" is what it is at this point. (it's also DELICIOUS)

[@10000Winters]

The QAnon shaman’s tattoo is supposed to be Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor. It’s part of a problem of white supremacists co-opting Nordic and Norse imagery. You see it a lot in the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang.

[@ladyredl3210]

Im part Norse, and pagan, and we do not claim these absolute assholes.

[@Chronicler9]

@@ladyredl3210 Also, personally I'm in love with Norse Mythology and am in the process of writing a book that is very much inspired by it~

[@ladyredl3210]

@@Chronicler9 cool!

[@Chronicler9]

@@ladyredl3210 huh... looks like youtube got rid of my other comment... interesting. I was stating that, being a Christian, it's grating to see what other supposed Christians stand behind - i felt like that's probably what you feel watching others stand behind your metaphorical flag and act like aholes. But I guess writing out the things they'd shout out or rally behind were triggers for moderators or something and deleted the comment. I'm cool if that's the case but that's also concerning.

[@ladyredl3210]

@@Chronicler9 I get it, that's frustrating.

[@suha276]

Love the show

[@JacobStein1960]

If the shaman can testify, Trump is toast. He needs to wear the horns however, even if a shirt is required on the floor of the Senate. No shirt, no shoes, no service.

[@amtep]

I for one am outraged that Trump's followers are showing no loyalty to the man who used them and then threw them under the bus.

[@susanhewitt1631]

@@amtep How dare they not have absolute loyalty to dear leader!😂

[@susanhewitt1631]

I hope he gets to wear the horns!

[@papercup2517]

Oh, I agree. Apart from the indisputable fact that they look pretty cool, he may in fact need them as antennae for communication with his alien advisors...

[@ashleykozior2067]

"If you know, you know." I know and I can't stop laughing🤣

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Turtles can breathe through their butts.

[@WakingRay]

😮 😅

[@joanneweiss3864]

This is better than his entire monologue😂😂👍

[@danielhawthorn6639]

That's an interesting and a disturbing fact about McConnell.

[@privatebubba8876]

The Donald and most republicans talk out of their butts.

[@Zanarax]

you just ruined turtles for me...

[@marwamohamed6363]

That Scottish bit was pure gold👌

[@Charles-vd3vc]

The tattoo looks like a Sorry board game piece.

[@gloatinglizard1]

Damn, I was coming here to say just that 😉

[@AdamWestish]

Haha I didn't even think that but it's so true. I thought it was a chess pawn. Whatever of the theories is correct, none of it is good symbology...

[@christophhinze2545]

The tattoo is Thor's Hammer, but very badly engraved.

[@telectronix1368]

Fr, I thought it was a chess pawn until they said 'sword'

[@korgothkillings2032]

@@telectronix1368 nope it's a pawn cause he was used as a pawn. But I like the sorry game piece.

[@colleenla40]

I love James’ Scottish accent.

[@jeanwilson9925]

Och aye!

[@johansjoberg2246]

The oldest Swede-joke in the book but YES James. They do often sell the Swedish Fish at the movies in Sweden (or any store) and we do just call the fish.

[@lindarenees]

We just call them fish or red fish in Norway as well :D

[@twotgfltandahalf]

Not nearly the same stuff as the Swedish Fish you buy in US though. Only place you can get actual Swedish Fish is on Ikea.

[@Tdot-75]

James and all you guys you make my day as we need a good laugh in these troubling times

[@romainsavioz5466]

The scottish parlement is debating on doing a wee investigation about Trump

[@peachesandpoets]

Lol corden trying to pretend he isn't the biggest Directioner is the cutest bit. Known them since even he was pretty much a boyo 😂

[@ferndasilva3938]

The show got even funnier since the audience became the crew and staff. I love the awkwardness and everyone’s participation.

[@jada2876]

Doesn't his tattoo look like the handle they use in air hockey

[@xXjules13Xx]

Lmfao he just REALLY loves air hockey

[@Kartoffelsack]

0:14 i just made a quick dance... The problem is i am in my online class

[@chrisanatuilimu456]

Steve is the person who is so behind in the group 😂 we love him😂

[@S7J7P7]

I thought it was a Sorry game piece.

[@TheLateLateShow]

Oh it’s a sorry piece, alright. Just not a Sorry piece.

[@tracyanne64]

😅

[@S7J7P7]

@@TheLateLateShow Fits him doesn’t it.😂😂😂

[@b-meaker99]

The one directly above the hammer is Yggdrasil, which is the world tree, and above that is the Valknut, the Asatru holy trinity and a magic symbol for protection. They're Viking tattoos. But he is such a fake viking. What a tool.

[@milk11111]

Du kan din viking mytologi. Greetings from Norway.

[@RC83]

And holds a prayer group for the christian God 🙄

[@STEVENFRYFRY]

Ya, wearing a native American bison headdress. Q uite the viking

[@iwasframedformyparentscrim9519]

I see his tattoo as a pawn not a sword. And everyone knows that pawns are cannon fodder.

[@geekishgir]

lol Same. I thought it was a chess piece in he's playing a long game. Still terrible

[@telectronix1368]

"....and I'll be there with you"

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

Mic drop!

[@timeabobokova6100]

love u James sm🥺

[@mickeysmyspiritanimal223]

Not gonna lie, I love, love, love Reggie’s hair!🥰😍💆🏽‍♂️

[@AlexandraK1]

The point of sending that person to island, was that you could get to watch film in a lighthouse, which I thought sounded pretty cool ...

[@Faesharlyn]

I think the "shaman's" tattoo is supposed to be a hammer... he's the kind of guy who would have centered it if it was intended to be a "sword" handle.

[@Messycandy_17]

Thor’s hammer, supposedly 🙄

[@loona8422]

Why it's so perfect

[@barrykevin7658]

JAMES Everyone has a bad day at work.

[@HereForGoodVibes]

I appreciate that I feel like the jokes are like inside jokes of the staff.

[@itaintme9260]

I should be asleep because in a few hours my classes start lol

[@susanhilton3436]

Get to sleep now otherwise I will tell your mum

[@ruthibuffi8688]

Great show tonight!!

[@chancekuehnel8448]

All this monologs was missing was Ian and it would have been a perfect 10 minutes of television 😆

[@karimajor1165]

Do you know why Ian is missing?.

[@telectronix1368]

Well his writing will still be in the monologues that Corden reads out.

[@Robin-fj8qn]

Where is he??? I have been asking this.

[@tanyawade5197]

On another comment thread, the show said Ian is in a high risk category, so he’s taking it easy at home. But, he’s fine.

[@karimajor1165]

@@tanyawade5197 oh good. I am high risk too. I'm glad he is safe

[@NeryHs]

i love that Harry's bday bit, james is the cutest

[@kaylahemmo4125]

YES HARRY STYLES BDAY

[@kingj6677]

Only 1% of the people watching this video are going to see this comment but I hope you have great year and stay safe.

[@maxington26]

Good on ya King J. Let's make 2021 the best.

[@barbararichardson5480]

🤗🐦💞🌌

[@susanhilton3436]

Right back at you, stay safe

[@CrystalLynn1988]

Thank you so much. May you and your loved ones stay happy and healthy 💕

[@decreeone8904]

To be lonely without Harry

[@sassysarina9718]

I love James and his crew! So funny!!!

[@garinhash]

James talks about the queen. immediately after James phone rings. Me: its the queen, she didn't like his joke.

[@sandramena7492]

The two people I would love to meet in my life would be Dolly Pardon and Reggie!!!!!! Coming from a 65 year old woman!!!!!!

[@2112Nightshift]

I think that tattoo is a poorly done traditional 'Thor's Hammer'.

[@garajplaz3513]

Especially good this one. Hard to get me to LOL since March. But like the court lawyer, you got me off

[@manasuk1972]

People refresh your page the person who was actually first didn’t even say they were first

[@jennybugsification13]

Um, okay..🤷‍♀️

[@jimbomchooch6007]

first

[@lauralishes1]

Who gives a fk?

[@sydneycopsey1190]

Lizzie won't be amused. (awff with his head!) hee hee! keep up the good work you really make us laugh!

[@vanillacaramelita]

I thought your nickname in school was „World Wide Handsome“ 😂💜

[@MaximuS2023]

One of the best tv presenter ... I never get bored of watching the boom -boom ❤️

[@richiejohnson]

James is like Paul Lynde with a PhD

[@patriciawilliams5540]

Love your show James

[@ellakay976]

Can anyone say how amazing and good reggies hair looks? Like that curl pattern damn 😍

[@tanyawade5197]

Ella Kay I know. I was thinking it would be so nice to play in it.

[@TrueCrimeQueen]

These videos are amazing! I always click immediately. Stay safe everyone 🙏❤️

[@Paineinyourblank]

sooooo.. no late show is gonna mention armie hammer might be a cannibal? aight

[@patriciahinz8488]

It’s alright James I was laughing at home and couldn’t stop!!!!!!! Lol Trish from Oz

[@what-or1fw]

daily reminder: kidnap one direction

[@esthefanisouza5343]

Wow do you think that right now ?!

[@r0seg0lden._15]

I'm laughing but I love that he has an audience laugher button to go along with me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanielowe3246]

Today is also Lisa Marie Presley's birthday!!

[@jennybugsification13]

Oh, cool.

[@RoxyCherryRozy]

No one cares

[@onyiiilo378]

Ok 🙄

[@rogeranderson4593]

Hit it and acquit it, this is just too much lol. Must be he was defending a "smash and dash" lmao.

[@honestgenuinefierce2637]

You should have pressed "1" and screwed with the scammers during the show.

[@kodguerrero]

James is falling in a spiral of darker and darker comedy 😂 Take me with youuuu

[@GameOfDepth]

The Tattoo looks like a badly rendered “Thor's Hammer” which is in line with the other “Nordic” tattoos. Not Nazi tattoos, but appreciated by those who have them.

[@Kittymancer78]

That exactly right. The top tat, the intertwined triangles, denotes Old Norse religion.

[@peterbathum2775]

spot on mono ty

[@viprthered]

Shrek come out 20 years ago (damn if does not make me feel old I don’t know what will)

[@TheLateLateShow]

*turns to dust*

[@sarahbenton3864]

The Harry puns😆😆😆

[@annakoch9972]

The candy "Swedish Fish" is just called "Fish" in Sweden. And you can buy it pretty every where in Sweden.

[@HalfwayJac]

Wow. For real?

[@annakoch9972]

@@HalfwayJac yes, that's what i have heard from a Swedish person. They have fruite tastes and salt licorice.

[@HalfwayJac]

@@annakoch9972 wow. Didn’t know that. Thanks for the fun fact!

[@Lynnrazz]

The Scottish accent imitation made me laugh so hard I list my balance on the treadmill.... But, I'm OK...😂🤣😂💖

[@nbbim2012]

WHERE'S IAN???? it's official this show never needs a studio audience ever again!!!!!

[@bhytgvjoaquin]

I’ve been asking the same thing. The shows not the same without him

[@anderslarsen6009]

No worries, according to his Instagram he is working from home.

[@bhytgvjoaquin]

@@anderslarsen6009 so he’s still the main writer? He added that extra funny to the show

[@anderslarsen6009]

@@bhytgvjoaquin I think he is, I'm not working for the show so I have no inside info :-) but I'm guessing they do video calls before the show etc etc.

[@danihafr]

I was all over google trying to figure out if there was any tea about where he went. Maybe he’s quarantined?

[@OTFStudios]

Best mono on late night. Love it.

[@tycobb2580]

the orange bastard joke was funny . . . James should do more Scottish accents

[@ktom5262]

The only joke that was funny tonight.

[@tycobb2580]

@@ktom5262 fr

[@devika6971]

James we need a *Carpool karaoke with Louis Tomlinson*

[@ROLPOLOLL]

Where’s Ian?