Rudy Giuliani Is Facing a $1.3 Billion Problem

[@thugwop1]

Please don't get rid of "....all the networks" 🥺

[@jul10199555]

can't agree more, it's a classic now

[@puppysiyah262]

Love that one!

[@midnightcowboy717]

yeah, it has started "living it's own life" imo ...

[@louisplaat8984]

this is prob one if the funniest things Rudy has said.

[@vietnamd0820]

Agreed! Please keep!

[@unclechinsyou8555]

"Evil succeeds when good people do nothing."

[@sharonmores8697]

That's why we are in this mess trump has caused

[@ParisXII]

Uncle Chinsyou; "Never A Truer Word Spoken"..

[@RB-uh1ss]

@@sharonmores8697 idiotic statement🤨

[@truthwarrior122]

@@sharonmores8697 You mean the mess he tried to clean up, but evil is too entrenched in Washington. I hope you enjoy your communism !!! Satan is your master.

[@Rawshella]

Its about time someone is being sued for spreading lies!

[@classical7]

💯%

[@nicolasdelaforge7420]

Friends, it's not over, we haven't yet 'won'. We're in a 'civil war'. My town is a model of it. Our Mayor (a bastard) is an avowed QAnon supporter - and the city council supports him. The Sheriff and Border Patrol are almost certainly domestic terrorists. The Navy that is testing weaponized radar has taken over the Peninsula, as if they were the Argentine Junta. They use uavs and planes as weapons against people to force them into compliance, taking over civilian life. Our Governor and our Senators are democrats but they've surrendered to the Navy agenda. On the other hand are people who support P. Biden. The domestic terrorists pervade American society. That's the war we're in! All my love to Abby who has done so much to let us see the American empire. But this empire is now turned inward and molesting us. A covert coup is occurring, we won't even see it happen. amessagetothewise.carrd.co/ tobereaddifferently.carrd.co/

[@biancadevino]

@@nicolasdelaforge7420 LOL...you have not once investigated anything that you read have you? It's obvious!!!!

[@proudpatriot7353]

Traitor democrats should be tried and imprisoned for there fraud and Tyranny

[@ZaneofAustin]

This show could never be a "waste" of time.

[@chitmail]

I mean it could be, but it's super enjoyable waste. :)

[@raghavpatel720]

@@chitmail I see what you did there 😂

[@wisdom700]

This is a great show if you live in the echo chamber. He is going to tell the sheep exactly what they want to hear and echo the standard liberal narrative. Baaa Baaaa.

[@charlotte-hb7jg]

petition to keep the “all the networks” sound bite...

[@pakde8002]

Yes Everytime Giuliani makes the news. We'll remember.

[@hotrodandrube9119]

Woooww!

[@Kartoffelsack]

And da Vinci, too

[@fraja666]

Yes please. Love that.

[@Enyavar1]

Yes please. I tuned in to the show short before Giuliani made that soundbite, and for me it THE iconic thing of the show.

[@allwyn9895]

He makes me laugh more than any other talk show host. Not fake at all

[@gorak9000]

Yeah, I'm enjoying it now - a lot funnier than it used to be. Still no Conan or Craig Ferguson. Sadly I didn't really discover Craig Ferguson until his show was over, but the old clips - damn! I'm not one for watching the guest interviews, but he even made those funny "soooo.... awkward pause, what's in my box, or mouth organ?" will never get old!

[@gorak9000]

@@kaylabear5104 Yeah, I watch all of them too, but just go watch some old Craig Ferguson clips on youtube, and tell me you don't laugh more. Remember the old days when comedy was actually comedy, and not a summary of the news, besides the daily show? Oh, those were the days... you could watch Conan, and have Frankenstein waste a moment of your time, or the FedEx pope, or the masturbating bear... are there ANY characters on late night now? Nope, just jokes about the news... ugh, it gets tiring after a while.

[@gorak9000]

@@kaylabear5104 The other problem with them all being about the news now is when you watch all the shows, they all cover the same topics, with a slightly different punchline. When all the shows were unique, you got completely different content on all of them

[@cloutelfin8323]

So true

[@benh4544]

You've got to be joking? He's the most fakest person on TV right now, the acting and the voice is totally fake. Everyone from the UK can see this.

[@NirvanaFan5000]

james is like "the producers" - he's constantly bashing his own show, but it only makes me love it more =]

[@TheAnn2shoes]

Bless him, he can't rid himself of the British habit of self-depreciation.

[@marywood8794]

@@TheAnn2shoes His predecessor did that too! Craig Ferguson is Scottish. I'm not sure if he considers himself to be British. Technically, if you're from the U.K, you can say that you are British, but not everyone that's not English does that.

[@TheAnn2shoes]

@@marywood8794 I’m English, but also British. Everybody in the British Isles is British but firstly we’re English/Scottish/Welsh or Northern Irish. When you become a citizen here, you’re British, but not one of the indigenous population. Complicated, isn’t it?

[@chrisdesjeunes3691]

@@TheAnn2shoes Except Northern Ireland is, as its name suggests, in the Northern part of the island of Ireland, while England, Scotland and Wales are all three on the Island of Great-Britain. Hence, why Northern Irish aren't technically British, but part of the United Kingdom.

[@ParisXII]

@@marywood8794; Being a "Scot" makes him British. No doubt about it !! I am English, but lived and worked in Edinburgh for almost 3 years.

[@lizzyd9082]

“Why do you have those? You’re a professional drummer!” Pls I choked

[@kylahislop6212]

Next button should be Biden's recent "come on, gimme a break man" or his "come on man".

[@hoopertoop]

hope u r well...there is still an ethos in the U.S privatise profits & Socialise losses..2008 is not that far back, & now there are far too much ' to big to fail ' banks . .Biden has to use charts of how much money was thrown into the stock market, & the DEFICIT before & after Trump took office, to shut these all of a sudden fiscal conservatives, in the House & the Senate. Lies & conspiracy still permeates these institutions .take care

[@sharonbarton1888]

Biden is a real guy! He is not telling people to fight like hell to get his country back. 😁

[@kylahislop6212]

I have no idea why these responses are relevant to what I said. I just think his phrases are funny

[@idalarsen2540]

@@kylahislop6212 Fr, these people 💀😂😂

[@RB-uh1ss]

@@sharonbarton1888 Don’t make me throw up in my mouth.. he’s an IDIOT!!! God help this country

[@rogeranderson4593]

James Corden makes me laugh so hard and I have only recently discovered him through KZbin. Truly makes me bust up with his monologue.

[@barrykevin7658]

Watch bbc's "Gavin & Stacey " one of his early roles .

[@vader_strong3093]

Check out a UK panel sports show called A League of their own

[@vader_strong3093]

And Gavin & Stacey from BBC

[@barrykevin7658]

@@esoccultic Stick to your day job ,that's if you have one .

[@barrykevin7658]

@@esoccultic I was always brought up not to talk about money as it's quiet vulgar and the ones that do ..talk are generally the ones that don't have a cent and more importantly No Class.

[@1996mrconanedogawa]

I am gonna say this, I think this style of monologue is really good. It reminds me of the kind of monologue Craig Ferguson use to do, self condescending, talking with the crew, and make fun of his own show. And I really mean it that I like the kind of show they do in the covid era rather than before

[@con3521]

This is definitely the most entertaining late show during the pandemic. Hands down. It's not self-aggrandizing or just monologue, I've been enjoying it much more as of late.

[@bmsmith5UB]

This whole bit was so unhinged 🤣 I love it

[@yak55x]

8 years of, "We need rain so bad. Please god let it rain." It rains and snows. " Oh my god it's so cloudy, I hate it."

[@amitchell8054]

😂

[@joanne4758]

@@amitchell8054 You have the rain - we have the heat wave - but I have the air conditioning so thats just fine. Pray you are all keeping well - New Zealand

[@amitchell8054]

@@joanne4758 thank you, I hope the same for you

[@jillhart9]

love your show, i think your crew has more fun than anyone else in the business.

[@hotrodandrube9119]

Glad I stayed up for this! Worth it.

[@TrueCrimeQueen]

Love the channel ❤️🙏 Stay safe everyone

[@chilipuff911]

You definitely need a "C'mon Jack" button now...

[@Indra2007]

I agree with this one.

[@DRiungi]

yes!

[@francescaa8331]

Yup

[@joedufour8188]

along with "will you shut up, man"

[@mariag.8242]

C’mon man

[@queenclairey]

If James gets rid of "wow all the networks" I might die of sadness

[@emeraldfox76]

"Why do you have those? You're a professional drummer?!" I'm dead. I nearly choked on my oreo. XD

[@billheuber5884]

I was eating cookies, too! Not Oreos, but still!

[@mariahgrimes207]

Gene belcher!😂

[@frederickaquino1449]

Saklo dutete

[@gg_Javier]

New sound bites: "Will you shut up, Man?" -- Biden "Fellas , I need 11,000 votes ... give me a break!" -- Trump "I may be the first, but I won't be the last!" Kamala Harris

[@ella-louiserusson285]

Yes!! I like the Biden one

[@lastjob2011]

I bought a T shirt: "Mr. Vice President, I'm speaking!"

[@hudson5610]

I like the Biden one need to reserve the other button for the sound Rudy makes when the court orders him to pay $1.3 billion

[@gordonwedman3179]

Malarkey

[@tomorrowsdreamtoday]

Will you shut up man Biden -Trump

[@chemxfan]

"This show is a waste of your time." James Corden It's my time, & I'll waste it as I see fit - see you tonight! LOL

[@MrNeboff]

Lol

[@GD-me2lv]

First, you can’t convict him because he is IN office, now you can’t because he’s not.

[@nicklang7670]

After watching the show this is so ridiculous it sounds funny, but yah it’s really just complete bs and it makes me mad how easy it is for them to get away with all this bs.

[@HeyitsDee]

A great replacement button would be Schumer on Friday when he said, "Erection" instead of "Insurrection" on the Senate floor. That cracked me up.

[@LadyPantera57]

Even if Trump had paid Giuliani his $20,000 a day fee, it wouldn't have been worth it. It would take 178 years of earning $20,000 per day (no weekends) to make enough to pay the $1.3 billion. I wonder if he regrets it?

[@heebafatima5981]

Him: "this is a waste of your time" Me: "that sounds like my cup of tea" LMAO 😂😂😂

[@luqmanjunior1244]

Not a popular opinion but I'm with Hagar, James should get Kimberley's "BEST IS YET TO COME!!"

[@heatherm2140]

My eardrums beg you, no. ( At least have a mandatory 2 second warning so we can cover our ears or run away...) \😲/

[@karonmcgregor4753]

Much prefer these unstructured monologues/chats - great fun. They need to keep them in even when things are "back to normal."

[@edcpike]

Rudy can’t fart his way out of this one.

[@canaisyoung3601]

He can try, and Kate McKinnon from Saturday Night Live will be there to mock him.

[@colinfletcher5023]

Rudy wins the truth is coming back in to fashion, Saten is FU#cked🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Kartoffelsack]

It is always good to watch the late late show on my zoom meetings in the morning😂

[@MJ18888]

Please don’t get rid of “all the net works”! It is funny every single time!

[@pantasticdragon1592]

Every show of James Corden is so hillarious

[@erinprattmiller3734]

I heard Donald trump's diet Coke button needs a job.

[@censusgary]

Does drinking 12 Diet Cokes a day make you a mean, lying bastard, or is it a coincidence?

[@DaNFLboi]

It should be a new ice cream button

[@Erin-Thor]

Nah, Trump took the dresser and fired the White House usher so when Biden arrived for the first time he had to open his own door (normally opened up for them). Not joking, actual facts.

[@flyyyjr]

“...Please get the expert COVID-19 clean-up crew in here, have them remove it & ship it too Maralogo”!!! G-Mommie

[@Erin-Thor]

@@DaNFLboi Thees an ICE CREAM BUTTON?! Whaaaaaaa!?

[@teresitauy5532]

James ,you never failed to amuse me. Keep it up . 👏👏👏👏👏

[@waltereaton4420]

Glad to see a professional slanderer like Guiliani get his due.

[@Bshmordok]

maybe he will get Sidney Powell to defend him.

[@caseysimon6357]

@@Bshmordok can’t...she’s being sued as well. 👍🏼😂

[@startingQB]

Thanks for not spending the whole show talking about you know who.

[@americalost5100]

They should sue Fox "News", OAN, "News"max, and QANON - along with Trump of course. They'd get more return on their money.

[@sandymartin9440]

My favorite! Wow! All the networks! Keep it forever! 💗

[@TBoring]

6:20 Well they could but then the Senators would have to call their grandkids to teach them how to open it and share it. By the time they get it working the House could have walked over, walked back, and filed another impeachment.

[@thereseduran7377]

Who would have thought when this whole nightmare began that anyone would give a shit about freaking vote counting machines?? Yet here we are.

[@plaidpanda]

This is what happens when lying grifters are desperately trying to stay in power.

[@canaisyoung3601]

It's 2000 and 2001 all over again

[@Celinavanvelsen]

I love this showwwww

[@shandapegues9558]

You guys keep me laughing . With everything going on laughter is the best medicine. ❤️

[@pietekoo5559]

That case is so impossible to defend, that Rudi's lawyer, Guiliani, is refusing to defend him.

[@danieltittarelli9658]

Sydney Powell is going to defend Rudy

[@pietekoo5559]

@@danieltittarelli9658 🙊🙈🙉

[@JenniferRobinsonMAAS]

It's silly humor, but it's definitely NOT a waste of my time. We all need to laugh until we cry sometimes! We all need to laugh until our kids come into the office to make sure we're okay because we're laughing so hard. Thanks to all of you for that!

[@saramills4126]

Get the one of that insurrectionist on the no-fly list who is having a meltdown like "I love all of you, and they're treating me like a terrorist!"

[@OskarasNauseda]

show me where trump or his GOP try to rile people up to storm capitol or go to permanent sleep 6 feet underground

[@Chefgrlangel]

@@OskarasNauseda if you have to ask like that, you may consider crawling out from under the rock that's been shielding you from reality dear. It's much better than being bitter.

[@OskarasNauseda]

@@Chefgrlangel me bitter shit you don't want to see me bitter i was asking a question witch now I know you have no answer to goodbye have a nice day

[@Chefgrlangel]

*which. And no, you did not ask a question, certainly no question you'd accept an answer for, instead you gave a half assed attempt at intimidating Sara so I said something about it. You're a coward.

[@canadianperspective3731]

@@OskarasNauseda Sucks to be you, doesn’t it? Trump lost; “get over it.”

[@anythingspossiblemusic]

Weather is still probably better than the pissing down rain you get here over in the 🇬🇧 james

[@nastybedazzler]

This guy is funny. I only started watching him a few weeks ago. I like him.

[@Jimusmc0311]

Others should also be charged.. Limbaugh, Hannity, Ingram, newsmax to name a few

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

I don't care how old I get my maturity level will always be that of laughing at a fart sound.

[@canadianperspective3731]

“They can make me grow old; but they can’t make me grow up!” Still watching cartoons at 57...

[@neen42]

If you haven't seen the hippo fart video, you need to.

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

@@neen42 😂 I have and it was epic.

[@ihavemagicpants]

I love this just the minimum staff, band, and James. It feels so much more personal but it's hilarious hearing reactions from behind the camera and seeing everyone interact. Frickin hilarious.

[@rvpstudioscanada3991]

The woman probably bought her sled in Canada.

[@Boadicea6]

She lives in warm climate, it's probebly not a real sled, you could see it was a green flat board, which could easily be a piece you usely use in on water 🌊but I could be wrong ofcause ...

[@patriciahopey1384]

She probably did not quarantine for 2weeks after returning from my country, subsequently infecting her entire family with Covid 19. 3cheers from Canada

[@simongill4715]

Or amazon?

[@catherinepalmer3459]

Boogieboard?

[@fraja666]

No!!! Not the "All The Networks". From one expat (from Hatfield, Herts) to another, please keep it. I love that sound clip.

[@radleye1]

Come on, maga - give him your money.

[@penkast1605]

Never a waste of my time! You make me laugh! Best show!

[@Kevynmorgan]

Leave the ALL THE NETWORKS button please

[@dianewillson3261]

I know your weight bothers you James but we all love you whatever shape you have You bring it up Very best to you and family

[@2012WCIH]

Where Is Ian ?

[@charlieevergreen3514]

5:40 Laughter is never a waste of time. Thanks, everyone in the show!

[@richiejohnson]

"At least Rudi Guiliani will always have his dignity!"

[@Marcoriverabusiness]

Never gets old!😂😂😂😂😂 "all the networks"

[@kerlysolon4837]

Some serious, genuine laughs out loud. Thank you so much. BEST. CREW. EVER!!!!!!!!!! ✨

[@michaelsanders4104]

Space Haggis is a good band name.

[@timmycakes001]

7:48 the Scottish accent took me out lmao 😂🤣💀

[@dhealy1176]

Can't believe it's been 1 year since Kobe died, such an icon

[@markmac2206]

RIP BEAN AND GIGI

[@canaisyoung3601]

At least they don't have to put up with this crap...

[@valeriemetzler9753]

Never, never a waste of my time, James.

[@johnmartin7370]

Best F*in waste of my time ever :-)

[@Susieq26754]

James left England to move here. Found out that the weather is no different. Rainy, cloudy and cold.

[@sirbaconbutties7071]

Rebecca Swanson keep him there we don't want him back.

[@theFoodLady]

I'm a beekeeper and those almond orchard bees will be late, not good for us. Bees don't sting if they don't have a hive to protect and no queen. They are way to busy to go around stinging things. Everything that stings is not a bee. Everyone can be a beekeeper, just plant some flowers.

[@christophermacquarrie8224]

Despite all the cases of covid in the US I'd love to move there solely to meet James Corden. Hes the funniest and wittiest man ever not to mention I love the accent Haha

[@rig152medic9]

How about replacing it with that "I Got Maced" soundbite courtesy of Elisabeth from Knoxville Tennessee. That seems to have taken up a life of its own on KZbin.

[@pogochick5990]

Her saying “It’s a revolution!” slayed me

[@Kisha_can]

@@pogochick5990 I've never heard anyone make a statement where my body legitimately has no idea how to react, like when I first heard, "We're storming the capitol, It's a revolution!" I wanted to laugh and cry, but I was also angry and annoyed. 😂

[@pogochick5990]

@@Kisha_can EXACTLY!!

[@Illicitaffairsx3]

With the onion in her towel lmfao...smh

[@johnnyerm3893]

New buttons "C'mon Man" or "Malarkey"

[@lil_yaca25]

FROM Lawrence Massachusetts Boston Massachusetts and god bless all of y'all for everyone and for everyone that have problem in ther life like me gos bless amen

[@madcurls9655]

Dominon is a about to go, Deep Space 9 on Rudy's bank account.

[@hoopertoop]

hope u r well ..newsmax, OAN, Fox hosts, Talk Radio nazis , are all in the crosshairs, so please Dominion, speak out more, & 80% of these crazy, Libelous, conspiracies will disappear... Money still talks, so Fox, Rudy, OAN Newsmax will not...take care

[@MyHeart1955]

No, James, what’s boring in the PDF. I loved the pomp and circumstance on carrying over the article of impeachment... loved it.

[@lexiboo941]

😂😂😂 James sending us to bed is hilarious

[@barrykevin7658]

@@esoccultic Coment from a Q new KZbin account just after election. Lmfao They really must have a sense of Humour. 🤪😜 😂😂🤣

[@zetohd5625]

The house/fire analogy is simply perfect.

[@GPDuchess]

I wish i knew why, of all the comedy and other shows I'm watching, this feels the most idk ' homey'?😂😍

[@mdudegamer]

I really do like the "Wow, all the networks!" button though.

[@HumpDayAdams]

@5:01 I’m DYING WITH LAUGHTER 😂😂 it’s been a rough week I needed that good gut laugh😆

[@TheAngiepangie424]

I’m in SoCal & we had hail tonight!

[@danisagladys]

I love his British accent!!

[@markmac2206]

i like how he pronounces "garage".

[@matthew9871]

His English accent may suit you but his Scottish accent was terrible.

[@kanedNunable]

english accent. scots, welsh, irish and english all have VERY different accents.

[@mipoorboy1478]

“Space Haggis!” You took the words right out of my mouth!! So freaking funny!!!!!

[@Kartoffelsack]

By the way reggie is 48, he doesnt look like 48

[@md9710]

James. I feel the same about florida. Like I didn’t sign up for this cold weather😆😂

[@misterderp4566]

Hagar is a smoke show already, those glasses though...

[@mikedavirgo]

A quick way to stop discrediting, discrimination, defamation etc hit them where it hurts, their pockets.

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates✌️

[@KurtQuad]

I love this show and the format so much.

[@addicted2mako]

Came for jokes about current events, stayed for James playing through a collection of random sound effects

[@maryelizabeth6797]

If the senators don’t hold a trial, they don’t have to self examine. The clean slate they want is for themselves, not trump.

[@MrSbpool]

Giuliani depicts everything what's wrong with US.

[@teresaf991]

Yes, James you are correct. Fact fills in the wrinkles. 😘😷

[@pollykent2100]

Replace that button with Biden saying "Come on, Man."

[@penkast1605]

Love you all!!!

[@Kartoffelsack]

I think the eye patches are very stylish😂

[@patriciawilliams5540]

Love the show James

[@Cutepotatos]

When I’m doubt make a fart joke. And james is completely losing it

[@808shamalama]

I’m here on the Big Island, Hawaii and it snowed today top of Mauna Kea 🤙🏾 Aloha Beatches 🤣

[@suzannelemay3405]

The best and easiest way to lose weight is by making your own soup with natural ingredients. It's like eating and drinking at the same time plus smells comfort your appetite. You'll enjoy homemade breads and by keeping it simple and delicious you'll be the winner!! Good luck!! Love your show!!

[@barrykevin7658]

Now that's a random comment. But while we're there better way is just don't eat so much and stay away from American portion sizes.

[@lxxredxxl9587]

ALL THE NETWORKS!!!!