The Rapture | Stay-Kashian

[@robertglowinski5617]

A comedian getting laughs with wit, timing, humor, crafted jokes.....how refreshing and delightful. Thank you for a killer 15min set.

[@ddlang2514]

Yes, my mother has been proclaiming that the rapture is “about to happen any day now” since the early 70’s. This was hilarious! Just what I needed. Thanks! More!!😂

[@blindknitter]

The Rapture was invented in the 1800s by Moody to sell Bibles.

[@dtschuor459]

It’s the entire premise of the JWs! Over 100 years now, I believe. Personally, just try to be as ethical and kind as I can every day, that way, “Rapture” or not, I can at least go to bed satisfied 💜☮️💪

[@mtaylor7307]

I got my Christian Nationalist friends to stop talking about the last days all the time, at least around me, by pointing out that Trump fulfills many of the Revelation signs as the bad guy. Ah, The Orange Jesus.

[@brendatomlinson]

@@mtaylor7307he very well may be the Biblical anti-chryst. Don’t know if I can say that word on YT. 😏

[@rbaxter286]

All this really flared up in the Burned Over Districts in NY state, in the US, WELL over 100 years ago. And, then there is the intellectual cesspit of Chick Publications ..., which my grandmother sprinkled liberally about her house and her grandchildren cuz Jeezus ...

[@dennismattord1554]

When I was 12(1966) I mentioned to my mother about the end times. She just laughed. She and my father lived through the depression and WW2. She said people have been saying it was the end times when she was 6. She was born in 1922. My grand parents said the same thing. They were born in the 1890s. So for over 130 yrs, people have claimed it to be the end time.

[@CaptMortifyd]

The whole NT is Biblical people waiting for the end times in their lifetimes. It's all bullshit.

[@ChrisCooperXmarksthespot]

Small correction: The cult of Jehovah’s Witnesses have been saying the same for 147 years. Avoid getting sucked in to their, ‘good news of (God’s) kingdom.’ It won’t be good for you.

[@minecraftingmum5574]

Christians have been claiming that Jesus will return for two thousand years. They have been praying for this for two thousand years. Smh.

[@joeydendron]

Christianity itself likely began as an end time Jewish cult, there's lines in the new testament where Jesus tells the disciples god's final judgment was coming in their lifetimes.

[@M_SC]

Since the time of the life of Jesus. Christianity is essentially a doomsday cult

[@C8zzzD]

😂😂😂 ... I'm planning a trip to Iceland, and now I'm definitely getting those Viking photos... LMFAO

[@patriciapage2109]

This is much better than getting worked up over politics 😅 I can feel my BP going down ❤ Awesome comedian ❣️

[@chrismarchetti-olson6632]

You are OUTSTANDING!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lennybuttz2162]

I bought my first car when I was 18 in 1978 a couple weeks later I had my first full size Rand McNally map book. It was like 28 x 18 and man I Freaking Loved that thing. I had maps of my state, city maps maps of states around me. When I traveled somewhere I used a highlighter to mark my course. I used my maps all the time. I grew up in WI so knowing which way is north when you're hiking in the woods is important. There were times I didn't know where I was but I was never lost.

[@f8ofk8]

Pro tip: moss can grow on any side of the tree.

[@marinawade9225]

I love maps, too. I miss them now because they are hard to find!. Paper maps give me a wide open feeling that cell phone maps/directions can't. Oh, well...

[@lennybuttz2162]

@@marinawade9225 I like seeing the big picture.

[@lennybuttz2162]

@@f8ofk8 What has that got to do with the price of tea in China?

[@jeanneratterman4174]

I have thought this about Rapture Groupies…for decades. You said it perfectly! Thank you!

[@lauracohen4914]

Love your set, hilarious, and smart!

[@mr.zafner8295]

Okay, this is an excellent slice of the Gen X experience. Thank you, ma'am. I mean normally I don't like hearing about the whole generation thing because it's counterproductive but I do appreciate you putting this out here. Love your work. Keep on keeping on

[@jeffbrinkerhoff5121]

Talented comedian. Great delivery.

[@Ladybug38790]

Just guessing that the person who said unsubscribed is waiting for the rapture.

[@joelmouton9365]

😂 yeah Christians are thin skinned babies.

[@jamesaddison3962]

It gets here faster if they hold their breath.

[@mickeyhadley4281]

The whole end times thing is just a cop-out to be lazy and indifferent about doing anything to move humanity forward in a positive manner.

[@williamkimzey8486]

I want their car AND their wife. ( again) after the rapture.

[@KOOLBadger]

Im not waiting for it because I am ready for it.. Lord, silence these faithless fks!

[@shawnintheclouds]

My cat is so pissed at me right now because I am disturbing her with my rolling around on the bed and laughing my ass off at this hilarious woman. She is golden!

[@robstimson4234]

She's terrific! Total hoot.

[@ratty5]

My parents have been talking about the rapture for over 30 years. It's the reason they won't use the heater during winter. They want to stay conditioned for harsh times lol 😂

[@kathyblanda7212]

Really great talent. Love this!

[@comoed4978]

WOWOWOW!!! you' are AMAZING!!!!

[@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans]

I remember joining AAA just for the handy trip-tik maps they made for your road trips

[@LinguaPhiliax]

As an indoor person myself who's been to Iceland, gotta say Jackie's husband must've loved it there! You'll never want to leave your cozy house

[@zsedforty]

This is an amazing set 😭

[@louisnmurphy]

frickin brilliant.

[@hc9320]

Just came across this video so first time seeing and you are hilarious! Love, love, love the clean humour. Thanks for the laughs. 😂😂😂

[@phyllis9750]

They ALWAYS think it's the end times. I'm 73. Not here yet...

[@Carlins_Prophet]

My car is about to need gas the moment I start driving it after having just filled it up.

[@Pudentame]

Boomer here - I used to teach map reading ... If you really need directions ask at a fire station.

[@TKCTSTN]

Being a home health nurse in the pre- internet & pre-cell phone days in the 1980"s gave me great map reading skills. And a great "natural" sense of direction that serves me to this day. 😊

[@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans]

My parents were volunteer firefighters in the 80s and had a big map of the town attached to the door inside the coat closet. One of my earliest memories is my parents plotting the quickest route as they threw on shoes and jackets

[@esmewitch]

Boomer here, too. Thank the tech gods for digital directions. My life was made difficult by a man (my beloved) who had to drive because HE was a man, could not read a map, would not ask for directions and would get incandescant with rage when we inevitably became lost. Buying him his first satnav was a sweet, sweet moment. Then I told him to get lost.

[@Blindbrick2]

I like her, she does not tell jokes but funny stories.

[@NCAnglophile]

When it comes to maps GenX will forever be traumatized by using MapQuest 😵‍💫😂

[@neuvocastezero1838]

Apparently according to someone who's never used the maps in the back of the telephone book?

[@f8ofk8]

​@@neuvocastezero1838What's a telephone book? 😂😂😂

[@neuvocastezero1838]

@@f8ofk8 Guess you're not gen x, are you?

[@noother964]

She's good!

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

*Great set!*. Shortest 16 min of my life. Pls Ma'am, Can we have some more?

[@paulcooper8818]

Rare sighting of a great comic

[@dylanmaxey2531]

Love the bit on empaths, laughed my behind off.

[@aaronfuller881]

You are hahaha hilarious. Gen z here. It's finally good to hear someone speak some reason and make it funny at the same time.

[@simonfea2]

Jackie!! Saw you and Maria in Fresno. Hilarious ❤❤

[@GrandmaTurtle]

She's terrific!

[@dawneacton8400]

Love this girl so much!

[@5400bowen]

The house is settling.. she really has a great mind.

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Brilliant, always, Jackie!

[@joemexico7969]

WOW. Clean AND funny! Where have you been all my life?

[@ValerieHalla-no1else]

First time seeing her and she is hilarious love it!

[@Stillwater23-q5r]

Hysterical!😀😀😀

[@stankrajewski8255]

Great set former Sout-side neighbor. I spent the late eighties in St. Francis in a home next to the bar. The one with the 25c tappers...and the raw hamburger treats...big Green Bay fans...good times.

[@5400bowen]

Great style, great delivery.

[@UnKnown-xs7jt]

Love your content

[@ReneeYounk]

The moss line cracked me up too. I lived in Everett WA prior to their building the aircraft carrier pier in early 90's. I checked a few trees for moss on the north side and I gotta say, the trees HAD FREAKING MOSS ALL OVER THEM!!!! I couldn't have found north that way if I had to.

[@f8ofk8]

Exactly. 😂

[@patrickmaline4258]

she nailed the raising 12 vikings impression.

[@aick]

YES! Jackie, you nailed it. I am from one of those weird families in the '70s and '80s that drove around hiking and climbing a bunch.... *WE* used maps, a lot. Most other folks followed directions or just got lost.

[@micheleoleary990]

I have one word for her : hilarious 😅

[@neonchronicles]

This was great! So refreshing

[@5DNRG]

She is sooo grounded.

[@Kattieninja]

Funny enough, I learned to read various map types from videogame mini maps. The thing I end up having an issue with is being certain when I actually am vs where I think I am on the map. I definitely directionally challenged in some peoples minds. I get around more by landmarks and less by street names and directions. idk how to explain it, like I get the job done but I don't do it properly in a lot of people's opinions.

[@jollyrancher667]

Glad YT put this in my rotation, she’s playing in DC this weekend!

[@ReneeYounk]

Ha!!! Got my first car in 1985 and my first Rand McNally road atlas that same year. Thanks for that memory.

[@5stagerocket]

great material!

[@CarolTaff-bb9ts]

OMG---Spot on hilarious--everything.

[@lnsflare1]

"In an empath." "...You live in Los Angeles and aren't currently screaming in terror. No, you aren't."

[@katanaki3059]

The Dogs of Dorian Grey!😂

[@podunk_woman]

I hear this rant ( rapture)in my head fairly often, but I'm not funny. This was great

[@stu1037]

Jesus thought the end times were near. He believed it so much he told people to give away all their possessions. I guess he was _wrong_ lol

[@lesliepropheter5040]

One day to God is a 1000 years on earth. So, it’s been 3 days?

[@101Mant]

​@@lesliepropheter5040no. It's been any day now for nearly 2000 years. If there was an omniscient God time would be irrelevant to them as they would know everything that was going to happen. They would also know how human time works and wouldn't make mistakes communicating with humans.

[@bigjuggz2808]

There's a really fun rabbit hole you can go down where theologians discuss Jesus as an apocalyptic prophet in the same vain as John the Baptist. It's very entertaining and enlightening as far as fiction goes.

[@jeffk1482]

“Someone looked up from their phone, and you were there.” 😂

[@N8_R]

I am a real empath. Hint: it doesnt mean we care about your emotions, it means we are just more acutely annoyed by them. And no, I am not a narcissist, I am a full blown psychopath. ❤

[@GoodBeets4ME]

Mr. Huckabee wants to be ambassador to Israel for this very reason. Crazy times. Play nice.

[@jryland6]

Huckeree is such a hypocrite!!!!!!!!

[@sandrawynkoop9549]

I must say I didn't have to worry about being shot in school. I still didn't want to go, but I didn't have to worry.

[@msteaguer1908]

Enjoyed her, I laughed and have a lingering smile thinking of some of her jokes 😅

[@matthewardison2541]

What a hilarious, excellent set!!

[@killvision791]

Empaths 😂😂😂 God I dislike those bozo clowns also 🤡 !!! Lol and the witches 🧙‍♀️ she killed it on every topic!!!

[@---l---]

Absolute Legend

[@soree8]

Thank you ❤ brilliant! 😂

[@mellifluousmallow]

Solid set ❤

[@garciavashchino1]

Soooooo.... where is her NetFlix 50million dollar special???

[@jacquelynwillard2284]

she is not lying i hav heard this from a woman that took me to her church which turned out to b evangelical christian nationalist

[@vanniegrace]

Brilliant!

[@danielbarnes9229]

The rapture, the idea that shows how bad ppl want to avoid actual death.

[@afreezaphorogiancossack2194]

I like this girl!

[@SonjaMorrison-i7j]

It’s not the Rapture. It’s the Rupture.

[@jryland6]

😂

[@liberalinoklahoma1888]

14:30 Don't forget menudo, made from the guts of a pig or cow, and chitlins.

[@visforvegan8]

She's damn funny. Why haven't I seen her before. TY

[@CBlargh]

Right. Map usage was at a minimum in the 80's. The most we really used a map was going to AAA and getting a "triptik", which was just a bunch of little pages clipped together, each with a single segment of road that had been manually highlighted. You just flipped the book page by page until you got where you wanted to go. Actually, it seems both extremely primitive and genius considering the technology of the time...

[@SmartMoufShirts]

God, I love Karen, too.

[@KevinOmdahl-wg3bx]

Excellent delivery and stage presence. Shes got the talant. Opened strong with end times stuff. Better material and this woman could be very succesfull!.

[@f8ofk8]

So glad to have a genuine comedic talent scout here. How long did you have to study? Can we hear a sample joke from your stable of comedians?

[@KevinOmdahl-wg3bx]

@@f8ofk8 don't let your ego interfere with an honest reaction. Typical egotist can't handle the truth. Ungrateful. Wont get any further with your thin skinned defensive rejection of good advice.

[@KevinOmdahl-wg3bx]

Alot of these thin skinned egotist can't handle the truth of an honest reaction to poor material and won't make it to real success because of it.

[@spunstricken9065]

Axel sounds like “Run Joe Run”. Any Gen X remember him?

[@stephaniecolant]

Hysterical

[@momishka7]

I was tortured with this scenario as a child, it’s why I’m an atheist, and anti-theist.

[@chyannehainstock7842]

❤❤❤❤

[@dp7933]

She is tpp ten funniest.

[@Multichick]

Hilarious! 👍🏼 we were Magellans, GenX 🤣

[@heidinolen873]

My blind asssss has been wondering why Rosie O'Donnell is in my algorithm. Glad I finally confirmed that I'm just blind. 😂

[@JReeser]

Very funny!!

[@lisathomas1622]

You’re quite funny 😂❤

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Great routine Jackie, and tell your husband to keep coding because I play video games. Tell him to make an advanced version of Rusted Warfare.

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Just to let you know if you own a vehicle it is automatically a Cardashian. : )

[@XAirForcedotcom]

What an easy way out in life and I never thought about that. If you were a girl back in the 80s playing games you had your pick up any geek that was developing a game and that’s exactly what you did. Lol

[@XAirForcedotcom]

All you had to do is hand write a letter to the game development company that you were playing and complain about one thing and ask for a boyfriend at the same time

[@XAirForcedotcom]

I’ve never seen a ghost, but when I was running for president, people used energy devices against me. I’m an electronics, RF and computer technician from the Air Force. I’ve never experienced anything that I couldn’t explain until then and it lasted nine months. There were four different things that happened, but one of them was just like what you would expect of a ghost in the sense that I could feel it wrapping around my limbs. I took an IR thermometer and Red the temperature when it was touching the bed and it was 5° cooler than the surrounding area.. there is also something using an extreme amount of energy enough to hurt me and rip muscle. Then there was something that was really low energy, but I could feel it vibrate to include if I walked outside to have a cigarette. And finally, I had a two week experience at the beginning that was like a remote surgery with a 1 mm melon Baller, digging out a tumor in the upper left part of my large colon. Nine months in total for the rest of those and I have data that I kept. Have no idea if ghosts are real, but I know that we have something that can make you think that they are.

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Never heard anyone talk about UFOs either. On the other hand, they never said anything about the F-117 until I saw it on TV with the rest of you after I’ve been in eight years. : )

[@mercyagi6828]

Yep

[@That.Lady.withtheYarn]

I find it odd that they want the rapture so much, considering how much misery that whole event will entail… they’re literally hoping for mass misery and that makes them happy?

[@GyorgyGezaMeszaros-l5i]

The world will end at 12:00, 12:30 NewFoundLand. My favorite joke to throw at JWs.

[@ReneeYounk]

I like you! You're really funny.

[@A20-w8l]

So clever😂

[@jillcrowe2626]

I saw a ghost once in my parent's house when I was 17. Yep, full apparition white guy. I've never seen another one, but once you see one and you're stone, cols sober, I now believe in ghosts. This guy didn't do anything, he just looked at me and walked away.

[@activeCitizenship]

Can confirm, Thomas Guide, but you haven’t missed much.

[@wendykarle3114]

Gen Xer here. How did we survive?

[@SmartMoufShirts]

Also, maps were for new/unfamiliar places, which most of us did not visit in the 80s. MEMORY was how we got from place to place back then. It's called remembering, what we did without GPS. Ask Gen Z a question about terrible club music, Pokemon, or steam punk crap, and you'll get a doctoral disertation for two hours. But ask them which way is north, and they'll tell you "which ever way you're facing, man."

[@phatmonkey11]

I'm Gen X and we did Steam Punk. I know a lot of Gen Z kids, since I have 2 and their friends were always around. They are nothing like you describe.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Fun reveal 😂

[@minnieg.4835]

We all face an "end time".

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Fun fact: humans tend to believe that whenever they are living is the end of humanity. Most likely explanation is just regular ol’ ego. Catastrophic environmentalism & rapture-focused Christianity have a huge amount in common.