FHRITP - Bits and Banter [07/10/2024]

[@TenaciousDealer]

Dan being so confused about Polish people existing is so fucking funny

[@ZRSBW]

We’re overhead microphone guys, of course we bring the BOOM

[@Shnarfbird]

I think the woman in the halloween costume interview was colluding with FHRITP guy. It's the perfect setup

[@hermanzachau3909]

The original of the reporter thinking he wasn't on air and the ones with the old guy are all staged.

[@jamesf4423]

@@hermanzachau3909aww, that’s lame. Of course it’s staged.

[@Star-pl1xs]

i love that he knows the cliffnotes of mishima's final acts but the details get sitcomified

[@rcoder01]

We're ... Of course ...

[@janreal84]

Jorking it

[@JohnnyStrelok]

We're Librarian comment posters. Of course we're referencing.

[@KY_100]

HELP ME. HELP

[@ryeman389]

plus ...

[@frenzylordus]

2....

[@digby69]

lethal company is gonna fade out one day and i’ll be sad but the supercut is gonna go insane

[@Cmanorange]

kory's scream is just so good, idk why. maybe because it's so forceful regardless of the situation, it just makes 1:30:00 so much better

[@StormKidProductions]

WAG, OCWOUTFLOEW

[@HC-qc5rp]

PT (+2)

[@Konradix05]

Took a minute to decode, +2

[@AsexTwin]

i have no idea where to begin with decoding this

[@randomdood5970]

@@AsexTwin We're Abbreviation (or Acronym) Guys, Of Course We Only Use The First Letter Of Each Word

[@WHALEBOY777]

Boy egg is gonna be the new channel inside joke lmao

[@n3wbury]

worried bout the price of steak but takes 3 showers a day

[@frumpyglint]

We're Toronto guys, ofcourse we FHRITP!

[@JollyGiant19]

Right in the peloton?

[@judejude8569]

someone needs to tell him we call that game soggy biscuit in the UK not ookie cookie or whatever the fuck theyre saying he'd have a field day

[@jamesf4423]

That’s what I’ve always heard it referred to as in the us as well, literally never heard the other thing

[@Ryhm14]

Limp Bizkit are presumably named after the US version

[@uhh.willow]

The pron jumpscare story is terrifying. Having that happen while playing a game would be off putting, but if that happened while my guard (and pants) were down it would probably give me a stroke (and not the good kind)

[@WaddupItsYaBoi]

Imagine talking about being able to digest Taco Bell without any difficulty and thinking your stomach is the healthy one.

[@tylern6243]

17:36 ah yes, Hololive English 1st Generation Myth's Gawr Guga

[@Metallijosh100]

I really love Librarian vids but I feel like I've seen the "straight pride" bit in 4 videos now, am I doing it wrong by watching EVERY video? How should I do it to not watch everything 3+ times?! (twice is fine :d)

[@impossiblefix1134]

Bits and Banter vids only unless you are desperate for some egg content and can't wait for the next B+B

[@bulkypigeon]

Was not expecting to hear the phrase “muppets fuckfest” today but go off NL

[@FreckoJoel]

[@elellipsis]

15:40 John Boyegg-a!

[@user-uq4gr5nl5o]

FHRITP guy is a legend

[@Smellyalater]

Hello to the gamers

[@shimadatiger]

The ASMR bit is one of the realest things NL has ever said

[@TheFX37]

If you’re going to interrupt a news broadcast interview, you don’t get to act mad and annoyed when that crew puts your face on camera and asks you questions about it.

[@BC-yl3qb]

@@thomaslamptonbickham2939yeh what’s the other guy even talking about haha

[@Shiftarus]

Luckily, they didnt

[@justinleonard6183]

Lmao what they answered them it doesn’t go any deeper than it’s funny she was offended and kept pressing the issue after they replied already

[@TheArmedLemon]

54:32 IT'S A CLASSIC CHRIS TROTT ERROR

[@RadarFinsR]

Gotta love how all the chatters are like WTF psycho teens, like yeah bro it was the 90s we weren't allowed to have fun other than smashing things.

[@dudeonthasopha]

I didn't know there were multiple 💀

[@reyrey72]

54:30 omg, not you using the #vactrott picture from hat films, librarian lmao, gotta +2 that

[@gohanr1271]

apollo is ace? neat

[@exactinmidget92]

I'm a Sam's club guy and I didn't know it had a food court. I don't think my store has one.

[@cdw2468]

this feels like a rough day of bits for ryan

[@fishyman1818]

thats so funny, ive only ever watched the librarian

[@eddiee.3686]

54:30 #VACTROTT

[@flanmanistehbest]

YESSSSS

[@purewillpower2724]

Don’t kill me with hammers, is Fleetwood Mac rock? I don’t know what I would consider them, but not rock.

[@Smex]

1:26:07 legendary member

[@pixlark4287]

32:44 love the unintentional trans support from NL

[@officiallyaninja]

It's not unintentional! He's just based

[@g76agi]

Its not gay if he says hes not a guy

[@angie2932]

2, 1... GO!

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@Vieweer]

I understand NL's feelings on the rules of Ookie Cookie, but the game simply does not work any other way.

[@shadow12k]

The f her in the p guy getting that serious because the video was staged😂

[@SteveC86]

HT, YGSOTT!

[@BrJPGameplay]

Brazil Mentioned

[@kaerzokled]

I don't think it's worth a firing but annoying a newscaster is simply not funny. I don't GET it bro. It's simple societal operation, someone doesn't want you to do something, it's not a necessary action and you're literally spending energy trying to argue for it, you're just being rude for the sake of it.

[@cycy8699]

fucked around in the pussy and found out

[@reccaman]

FHRITP

[@almostblank4025]

womp womp

[@eddiee.3686]

WhoAsked

[@kaerzokled]

@@eddiee.3686 what's a comment section for

[@UU8D]

[@Chilli5m]

1:18:17 And yet you did 😏

[@BenvolioZF]

Instead of saying fhritp if he said poopoo peepee they wouldn’t be arguing and he wouldn’t have to go to court

[@zildjian2381]

LBRN....

[@swimminginhoney]

3:27 she is right, it is pretty misogynistic

[@dampking]

Explain

[@loud_shitting]

patiently waiting for the costco guys arc to be done because its the unfunniest shit

[@JollyGiant19]

You say this but find ram ranch funny? 🧐

[@asystole_]

It's actually FT/TRITP now. You know, because of woke.

[@moenaihai]

1rd!

[@Maverick_Merc]

[Personal +2 Timestamps] 36:21 "Shane Dawson tweet" 1:17:35 "NL-fan via librarian" (Same!) 1:23:29 "Persona / 'Is he okay?' " 1:40:37 "Auh!" 1:42:46 -> 1:43:55 "spooks" 2:01:08 "FHRITP" 2:04:06 "I hear my microwave." 2:08:02 "Song 3"

[@PiratesRock]

14:19 Real dedication right there Librarian. 🫡