$99 phone - Bits and Banter [07/30/2024]

[@okuchen727]

the entirety of chat immediately jumping in to gaslight him about something as ridiculous as the foreskin pouch is almost as impressive as it is funny

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

its real though what

[@critatonic]

"it's like a charged attack" holy shit

[@imnotcreative2999]

@okuchen727 its not gaslighting if its real

[@DagothBob]

@@critatonic Monstro's Cock Pouch

[@MrGuy__]

i love when he goes on a bit before he starts a challenge, with the gameplay demo on-screen. it's not a stream anymore, it's a tiktok with subway surfers in the corner

[@extr3mev0id19]

The new “looks like someone has a case of the Mondays” is “looks like someone needs a mental health day”

[@jonathanr9626]

we’re guys, of course

[@imnotcreative2999]

At the boys-only sleepover

[@Palozon]

Course guys, vroooooom

[@RevelSix]

we're costco girls, of course we stop by the sushi aisle

[@1cyy365]

​@@RevelSix😂

[@sugarblue7571]

Were tom cruise guys of course we slide over cars

[@Galacticbraindentist]

it’s gonna be so pogged when nl comes back in 3 weeks and does all the sports he ranked as being able to complete without injury

[@ConcreteHeroics]

The banana volume bit was your worst crime yet

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

:3

[@dontgetgrabbed]

“We’re hurrying up to wait for nothing” is going to cement itself in the lexicon

[@n8mo]

We’re __ when __ walks in guys of course w- HEEEEEELP !! HEEEEEEEEELP !! HELP MEEE

[@MrSethmo64]

BURY ME BURY ME

[@Corrupted]

This is why I can't explain this guy to my wife and I just say "that streamer I like to watch"

[@papispike4769]

Not the banana PLEASE STOP

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

LMAOOOO

[@Smex]

1:25:12 he sucked and then ate the seed, what a king

[@JacobAlbano]

He is right you know. I work at a studio which develops the same game for both android/ios and switch, and we always joke we have a mobile version for phones, and a console version for phones.

[@Dopeskunk]

Timestamp?

[@the-golden-duck]

00:00:00 the most offensive word to streamers 00:01:01 the overnight oats of lunch 00:02:57 waffles clear pancakes 00:05:14 The Olympic Sports Tier List 00:08:11 slime's basketball video haunts NL 00:10:25 the pommel horse ult 00:13:41 Peloton merchant 00:18:24 NL was taught never to use his front brakes 00:20:14 NL overestimates the average 12 year old 00:23:32 the extremely inconsistent rules of the tier list 00:29:05 man who forgot how to ride a bike btw 00:34:44 the tier list is completely lawless 00:35:35 NL would not die surfing because he sucks at it 00:38:10 NL is a huge martial arts disrespecter 00:40:04 trampolining is insanely dangerous 00:50:09 NL learns about the foreskin urine bag 00:55:11 NL is preparing Luna for brainrot 00:56:37 this is why west coast folks buy cybertrucks 00:58:23 the internet is turning on Gen Z 01:03:38 NL's lunch tech 01:05:48 NL's parental advice 01:13:36 King of Carrot Flowers son or Communist daughter 01:16:18 The Kirby Marathon 01:20:27 NL own the Elden Ring Andys 01:28:24 Sakurai is still salty about leaks 01:30:26 Lin-Manuel Miranda should be a little cringe 01:35:17 Brannigans_L4w 01:37:12 RHCP are an overrated band 01:44:40 the state of multiplayer on the NLSS 01:48:27 NL learns from democrats 01:50:22 people don't know Bruce Cockburn

[@elleniscoo]

Librarian has made it, the porn bots are here

[@pedrokiihl856]

Have you replied to them yet?

[@elleniscoo]

@@pedrokiihl856 they want to meet me but keep asking for my credit card info :(

[@talkingdeads]

i was watching this video, paused it because i had to go out of the house, came back like 5 hours later, pressed play and the first words i heard were "it's nationalist propaganda? i wish i was dead" we love our egg don't we folks

[@Cmanorange]

we all have our disillusions. big a thinks he's going to be in the nba despite his trajectory clearly landing him as the captain of team USA in 2038 SLC

[@itsokiie]

We're Olympics Guys, of course every competition we either win or die

[@Professor_Whom]

I’m so twisted NL’s tier list makes sense to me.

[@FreckoJoel]

SKIBIDI SKIBIDI IS USING CHATTERS LANGUAGE

[@slothbro2740]

boxing he could rinse a 12 year old but judo he would get hurt?

[@kaimono101]

Omg that two weeks ago clip is so good

[@mauvemus5810]

He's going to lash out on his daughter by saying "Have you done your homework, yet?" Leave what happened at work, at work..

[@helloimtom100]

29:40 the receipts, man can't say anything with librarian saying Ummm excuse me lmao

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

im not letting him get away with that one

[@WHALEBOY777]

His ability to make accurate self-assessments is fantastical to say the least.

[@Palozon]

The 1500 meters of swimming in the triathalon is a fair bit swimming for someone who doesn't do it seriously, regardless of cardio. It's the upper body argument. For reference, 1.5 km is still the equivent of 300 laps in an olympic pool. In a pool at least you can cheese it by floating and taking breaks, but tell me how that's going to go in a river. Edit: 30 not 300, typo. Shame.

[@snrken]

you can easily float and take breaks in the ocean and lakes

[@Palozon]

@@snrken OK, but it's almost like I specified rivers for a reason. Like I had a contextually relevant river in mind. Maybe in Paris or something.

[@Silk_WD]

It's only 30 laps (50m x 30 = 1.5km), but yeah, it's still quite the work out. I swim occasionally and can do 1.5km (though not fast). But that's in a pool. In a pond or especially a river, having to contend with the cold, waves and river flow would probably make it impossible for me. When I swim at the beach I get tired way faster than in a tempered pool.

[@Palozon]

@@Silk_WD typo, damn. Keeping it up for shame.

[@extr3mev0id19]

I went to a music festival once where Red Hot Chili Peppers were supposed to play and it turned out Anthony kiedis got sick so Weezer just played an extended set. I wasn’t that mad about it.

[@TwentySeventhLetter]

You literally use more water washing dishes by hand than the dishwasher does over 2 hours because it reuses the same water, and it's better at cleaning because it runs it at way hotter than even the hottest setting of most sinks and most bacteria is killed by the heat rather than just flushed with the soap. If you're concerned about the environmental effects of your dishwasher, use it more not less. Even if you factor in the electricity from heating the water more, it's still way more efficient both with energy and with the actual cleaning than a human who can't see the invisible bacteria still there before calling it "good", all the while spending at minimum twice as much water even for the most water-conscious people.

[@strad1024]

8:39 the yard mentioned!!!

[@myrimu9829]

i enjoy NL's continued refusal to accept that librarian knows anything at all about basketball

[@pezamurai]

Does dlguiga have a nanny? I have a newborn and no fucking way I'd have time (or strength) to play Elden Ring.

[@SkilliamsTV]

Asking if they know who Bruce Cockburn is and NOT mentioning Lovers In A Dangerous Time is criminal

[@wyldenites]

NL doing a Creed impression while trying to do a Shakira impression killed me

[@uiron5755]

Dress to Impress for multiplayer would be great, worth nl installing it with chib

[@thememoryfish]

Posted 2 hours ago? Librarian you shouldn't have!

[@HiIh76]

I understand the tier list. What i dont understabd is why he picked arbitrary sports to compete across the age groups. Like judo is against an Olympian but boxing is vs a 12 year old but tennis is vs his dad friends in class?

[@user6122]

No I kinda understand the tier list, let him cook..

[@Shapio]

oh god I'm early ok Shapio dont fuck this up, be original, be creative.... ..... WE'RE EARLY GU- NOOOOOOOOO, STUPID, STUPID

[@xxvmvxx]

NL RG stream when????

[@streat2992]

Unfortunately, i fear.

[@arkal2036]

I really really really didnt like the banana audio 😕

[@2DEKAY]

Editor please no eating sounds, I will stop watching the video tbh

[@maximh1163]

Weak

[@mxchump]

People act all doomery but man chat has a pretty optimistic of the average 35 year old lol

[@luckytown7209]

1:50:00

[@itsokthen]

1:49:00 true

[@j-mc2144]

1:31:52 LMAOOO same 1:49:00 ..

[@Smellyalater]

Yo gamers

[@aastrica]

I made overnight oats because NL has a inspiring healthful lifestyle and them shits were nasty af. so goopy

[@HumanGuyManDude]

Hey Librarian, have you watched Arcane YET? :)

[@milri8654]

Cousin Librarian, whats that smell?

[@tonydragon784]

"microwave pancakes are ass tier" class traitor

[@exactinmidget92]

Haha the hair ad. Chinese spy program working as intended.

[@doctorpepper3519]

Joel

[@Xathian]

1:42:20 I think NLs more cringe personality trait is he legitimately sounds like a 16 year old mega contrarian when it comes to music, setting aside the specific examples in this clip itself (a lot of stinkers in there) his music takes in general are just if a song has been heard by more than 3 people alive he thinks it's bad and overrated, unless it's a handful of sacred cow bands, who ARE actually overrated as hell, then those get a pass (also ignore that 90% of them happen to be bands big when he was 6-12)

[@dawsonescott8428]

Disagree in big way you’re talking about the guy who adamantly recommended us sophie b. hawkins’ damn i wish i was your lover. I think he respects a lot of popular music he just doesn’t keep up with new music

[@felix56p]

1:18:11 love the_dain_train's chat message