The Jamaican Cruise Anecdotes

[@SmartSmears]

NL was in my country and i never met him, this must be how Canadians feel every day

[@steveypeppers9324]

Soooo true

[@bocks898]

As a Canadian, I was wondering why I was so happy recently, but now i realize it's cuz NL wasn't in my country anymore

[@khamalipowell]

I'm saying bro

[@vader9133]

@@bocks898 You sure it's not because Trudeau stepped down?

[@xman9354]

​@@vader9133Nah I think it was the KZbinr thing

[@chemistweeb]

Fist-sized hole in the console and his right arm in a cast is absolutely absurd environmental storytelling.

[@SerjeTheRobot]

All this time I thought Justin said "fist-sized mole" as in the animal was living in his fuckin glove box...

[@troy02627]

i thought he said fist sized bowl and i thought he was the most high any uber driver has ever been and the cast was just another detail for fun

[@HopUpOutDaBed]

I thought he said fist-sized Grohl like he was driving around with a Dave Grohl funko pop because he was a huge foo fighters fan

[@nonpondo_]

(me watching tarzan on the Disney Cruise): no! no, it's nice! I just didn't think he'd be Chinese

[@okuchen727]

Mi Tink Mi Gwaan Tek Mi Own Life

[@matyasborecky5835]

The fact that google even translates it is a +2 moment

[@casadastraphobia]

​@@matyasborecky5835patois is a language, more or less

[@seant2432]

@@matyasborecky5835 "I believe it would be appropriate at this time to shuffle off this mortal coil"

[@ChaseChippy]

​@@matyasborecky5835 "One must ponder, do I release my lifeblood upon the floor?"

[@princemononoke2477]

@@matyasborecky5835Patois got officially recognized by Google translate in the last like 2 years

[@gjriehl]

As I've heard T-Pain describe it. Florida isn't a place where you go to die but if you're there, you don't care if it ends right now.

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

God tpain is so fucking funny man it’s absurd.

[@mangsmoof]

Apollo the DoorDash executive member being obsessed with room service is the least surprising thing I’ve heard in my life

[@irakyl]

7:23 I remember a greentext where a 9 year old girl very politely ordered some nuggets by herself, so anon gave her some extra. Later, he was cleaning tables near the girl and her mom, and when the girl pointed out she got extra, he overheard the mom saying "yeah fast food workers are so stupid, they don't know how to count." Maybe the Orlando Burger King staff wanted to give them a little treat/apology but NL's like "*nobody* gives a shit, well at least we're *lucky* to get extra instead of fewer" I also remember a CGP Grey (I think) video where he was asked how the average person could realistically reduce carbon emissions, since it feels like there's nothing you can do. The average person needs a phone, electricity, a car, and already only flies when they have to. A reduction in CO2 would have to come from legislation on the big industries. But he concluded that the only thing you can do personally, is to never go on a cruise ship, and convince all your friends to never do so either.

[@gooblop]

Yeah, I can honestly imagine the Burger King person being like "finally a customer that isn't yelling because we're out of cheese, I'll do something nice and give them this whole batch of nuggets".

[@m6isme]

8:55 is such a classic 1-2 punch. The mention of the arm cast literally hits him like an uppercut

[@moistnar]

The joke structure of "Checkhov's gun is fired before it's finished being introduced" has a 100% clearance rate it's funny every time

[@lanster77schannel]

bahahahhaha youre right its literally a 1-2 punch

[@matt_ferr]

I spit my food out on the table from laughing

[@stenlundvideo7663]

These are the comments that make me feel less alone while I sink further into this parasocial hell

[@Amalikada]

We watch. We listen

[@michaelnewman2343]

We don’t judge

[@pepsicorp-se]

my white ass watching get out

[@Chukwu_TC]

We judge

[@ruroruro]

we like the pain (pain)

[@JollyGiant19]

I only listen; I don't have the patience to watch

[@zeroSEA]

Loved that Justin couldn’t name any other Disney property apart from “Mickey”

[@Hoodie-K]

My ass saying “goofy” like that’s an IP they’d base a whole cruise off of😂

[@xenosano]

You watch on 2x speed to save time. I watch at 2x speed to make hit comments on anecdotes as fast as humanly possible. We are not the same.

[@Zebresh1]

Respect the hustle, somebody gotta do it

[@spencer_72]

Thank you king

[@dave3429]

*2

[@thevioletgirl4506]

work smarter not harder

[@Matkatamiba]

Gotta watch live so you can have comments prepared ahead of time

[@PLJogging]

Love how these anecdotes are just Ryan yapping with Kory, Justin and Chib. Meanwhile Apollo is too busy fighting for his life in the Jamboree trenches.

[@MaxwellKasper]

"It's all gaunta be eye-re." -NL telling chat he's leaving on another cruise

[@slothbro2740]

36:21 i love his boards of canada reference just falling on deaf ears and the point to the camera "this guy knows what im talkin about" like he was talking to me....i was just thinking do they not know boards of canada?

[@ajz2k]

I prefer the planks of Sweden myself

[@Maria_745]

The server bullying NL's family into eating the entirely wrong order instead of giving it to the right people HAHAHA omg

[@FieldMarshall3]

The Cypher in Matrix saying "i know its not a real cock..." bit was some the funniest shit i have heard

[@whimsigothics]

as an Orlando local, his criticism of the orlando international airport is 100000000000% correct and everything he says is an understatement

[@mr.pastrami5153]

Me tink me gwan watch Northenlion

[@nonpondo_]

😨

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

+2

[@atomicanachronism8849]

-1

[@comicalsansms8238]

chiblee is so fucking funny man

[@thefranklin6463]

All timer chiblee content

[@lunarl1ly]

I think Tokyo disneysea brings out the most primal emotions in people. I remember that at the end of the day we spent there, so many people in my class were either furious, in pain, or half-dead from exhaustion. I wrote like a 2 page document criticising the teachers and one of my classmates wanted to stop the trip (this was the 3rd day out of a 14 day trip)

[@thevioletgirl4506]

Did you… write the document criticizing the teachers BECAUSE of Tokyo DisneySea? I’m fascinated by this

[@teleitda8805]

I did a research project on racism in media and I did the Aristocats as an example. The second he mentioned that movie i knew the exact scene, image, frame, even the song they were singing

[@berkeleyisonline160]

the anti asian racism in old movies even ones for kids is actually staggering it's so commonplace

[@krystofmec6491]

I didn't do any project or nuthin but I knew the scene as well. It's a certified classic.

[@limehawk4989]

Racism mentioned! 🔥🔥🔥

[@SRMom]

Weird coincidence, back when I was 18 I used to work at one of those two Burger Kings at OIA (MCO). They were run by HMSHost, who is infamous in airports for contracting food service workers for these jobs, and for treating them like utter shit and underpaying them. My schedules were close to 60 hours weeks behind the line, and it was awful. I had two awful managers who would scream at both customers and staff, often for trivial things and making people cry. I left after 3 months there because I developed a foot injury from constantly slipping in the kitchen because they were awful about mopping (and did not care). I had a limp for a year and some change, and I had to get prescribed shoes from a foot doctor to make walking bearable. It was not covered from my job. A few years later I was in the airport headed somewhere, and I saw the old manger there, but he looked like he had aged 10,000 years from stress. Legit bags under his eyes, posture all fucked up from leaning over the counter, and hair entirely white. Still yelling at people though. Fuck that guy, like, a lot. But also, nobody deserves to be grinded down by a job like that. Stay away from HMSHost if you can.

[@gustave7619]

bomboclat librarian

[@salviagum]

personal favourite outro very nicely done librarian

[@shoegazelotion]

"fist sized hole" bit almost killed me

[@momslammer6990]

We’re lobster pot guys! Of course Fridays are burger days!

[@vineballoon]

NL coming back from vacation feels like when school break finishes and everyone's loaded up on anecdotes: the banter goes insane.

[@thevioletgirl4506]

15:55 The Disney Cruise server saying this is so much funnier when you remember NL’s picky eater rants

[@Swagkitten1234]

I need a recording of that end song music holy lib man you outdid yourself

[@berkeleyisonline160]

its less that americans are like gta npcs and more that gta accurately reflects what americans be like

[@sirtoastytoes884]

We're lobster pot guys, of course fridays are burger days

[@mkatapodis2]

"At the lobster pot, Fridays are burger days" so true

[@ImThatGuy9000]

Jamaican NL be like " me tink me gwaan tek mi own life"

[@Kswaf706]

That "Take me to your dealer" pin in the thumbnail made me laugh way too hard😂

[@Kingbobman69]

6:00 As a Floridian yes we are all like this get it twisted you *will* die in a car accident here

[@xcal7875]

If he has these experiences in Orlando I can't imagine if he goes on a cruise out of Miami/ft Lauderdale.

[@twostepRMX]

Probably the hardest librarian outro music I’ve ever heard

[@astradyti]

chib talking abou hugging a random family and every flight attendant at the plane exit is the funniest thing i've heard😂😂😂😂 it also had the worst timing when i almost died to tea just now

[@Memepolicedoggo]

As someone who has gotten on a random jet ski in Colombia i can tell you it is very fun and cool

[@gustave7619]

33:57 Chiblee’s horse was named twink

[@StankBoogie]

God that outro is funky. got me smelling like the fish market bro.

[@dujolaph]

🗣️🇯🇲🔥JAMAICA MENTIONED 🔥🇯🇲

[@Noah-sm1ze]

This video is so dense with amazing jokes and stories 😂 NL needs to come back from vacation more often

[@brinoh]

the outro is crazy.

[@TheHorseLord]

We're autistic guys, of course we watch a Librarian upload within 30 minutes of posting.

[@Coalicious]

Okay, okay, let’s watch this guy. Let’s watch this guy with neurodivergent hyperfixation.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I remember this they see his Canadian weed Hat and he becomes part of the culture.

[@TheOisannNetwork]

As a European watching the World Juniors on TSN the past weekend, I found the Boston Pizza ad for their week long pasta Tuesday sale was pretty funny.

[@vinnyreed723]

13:35 More like fortune favours the bald

[@cameronhamilton1424]

were so back. I was fucking dying at chibs theatre story man

[@XenonSwift]

As someone who lives in Orlando, I can agree and say that Orlando Airport is basically another circle of hell.

[@stelmaria-mx]

Bro LOVES a cruise 💀

[@holygoat1287]

"Perfect Days" mentioned

[@Sami6102]

Did he talk more in depth? It was one of my favorite movies that year

[@andros1486]

Really says something about German filmmakers when NL auto-assumes that Wim Wenders is a Dutch guy 😭

[@XornTheManslayer]

That exact Burger King literally gave me food poisoning on the flight back from my honeymoon haha

[@cranberrychili2260]

JAMAICA MENTION WAGWANNNN 🇯🇲 🇯🇲🇯🇲

[@fantasybookclub]

We're cruise guys, of course we love the cruise anecdote compilations

[@markqurf]

20:41 might be the hardest ive ever laughed at a bit

[@joalampela8612]

Immaculate. And right after the Matrix porn bit too!

[@jimmyredd]

I feel like "I'm especially good at _ejaculating"_ fits the syllables better.

[@Ramperdos]

30:57 "On-sight hotels" where people imemdiately beat you up totally destroyed me and I had to stop my dinner for a few minutes.

[@wu8970]

Bro that I hug the flight attendant came out of nowhere man that shit had me cryinggg

[@globlin5001]

wagwan letourneau

[@paulo25740]

He's the LAST person I would expect to not know Wim Wenders is german, not dutch ahhaahha

[@homealone91]

Yep, same, disappointed in you NL

[@MrBigNicholas]

i misread the first chapter and almost had a heart attack

[@SapkaliAkif]

8:54 one two punch of storytelling.

[@bagelsman160]

Chib is the gift that keeps on giving

[@monkaeyes]

This might be my new favourite outro. 😂

[@Dratini__]

Chib's wheelchair bit was so Norm Macdonald-coded.

[@Lord_Plasma_3]

Was the whole thing about the wheelchair story from chiblee? I'm a new listener, only really able to identify NL, K8, and their daughter from the other folks; I thought that whoever said "I didn't know the guy" might've been different from the original story teller. I might just suck at telling when smth is a bit at the start too. Or all the way through

[@scouthatesrainbows]

@@Lord_Plasma_3chiblee is the one with the Australian accent

[@Dratini__]

@@Lord_Plasma_3 australian = chib, sudden high pitch = apollo, belly laugh = corey

[@thebussypresident7085]

Chin has an nz accent, not an Australian accent

[@inktoxicant]

I'll never get over at the indignant rage against electronics chiding you for not being shut down property because brother I'm 100% there 100% of the time

[@theunwittingj9525]

God is good as the egg has returned as prophesied

[@bigblue988]

when they laugh in sync i almost think its on purpose

[@s1ddh4r7h.p]

is this nl's adele moment

[@Jack-lr3dn]

this guy goes on so many cruises

[@DoomGal444]

Im Orlando based and its definitely the chillest part of Florida ive been to by far, but the airport is a nightmare and specifically the airport uber drivers are insane compared to the rest of the drivers in the area. Avoid downtown and stay near the college if you desire peace

[@CarIosRollo]

NL lauging at random signs got me dying lol

[@misteryA555]

More cruise stories let’s gooooo

[@randomperson01]

florida is pretty chill ngl, its just the airports that get people crazy

[@Sickmmaner]

You mean to tell me NL was in Jamaica during the only time I've been there in 4 years? Whag crazy timing.

[@humanzbornfresh]

I misread the title as "The Jamaican Chinese Accents" and was completely baffled as to what this video would contain.

[@RandomAutist]

Ay bruddah, what be yo favorite kino film, bombaclat, you liked Nosferatu?

[@basedmerf]

Laughed out loud at on site hotel

[@TakingThePurse]

the rantler

[@globbob]

Adrian Brody on SNL is back yall

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i did see that clip lmfao

[@Art-qf9ue]

so chiblee prophecy on jamaica vacation is correct all along. Librarian, can we get that clip. I forgot when chib said it

[@Zelmazam1]

cruzin for a bruzin

[@artie_greene]

He rasta with creation

[@holyyoghurtman1952]

dude the outro went hard, librarian! who was doing the vocals?

[@colin-halter]

Chib's gonna get arrested one day for hugging random people

[@lanster77schannel]

hes really dressed like ryan seacrest in this one

[@gabschu184]

Rasta Northernlion

[@devinmcclelland4841]

36:19 I did in fact know what he was talking about

[@-lyvenx3648]

8:54 florida uber console hole driver cast

[@gadunka888]

we're shit guys, of course we're painted red!

[@exactinmidget92]

Should of known it was another Disney cruise.

[@MioAppreciator]

we're really still on mario party huh

[@Outerringfuelgod]

Bye Felicia

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

5 hours of it but at least they were yapping more than paying attention to the game

[@Christopher_Cole]

23:00 Bad take

[@Exilum]

(I mean he is a world famous streamer)

[@johnday2971]

We're so back!

[@dinmrini5325]

Orlando international airport mentioned!!!!!!!

[@endertwelve]

Ya mon.

[@cornkopp2985]

Someone should tell NL about the Brightline train next time hes in florida. Might be pricier for three people compared to ubering but much much nicer

[@Ruaakis]

You need a spoon to drink the coke400

[@CoolHandLuke196]

i cant believe theyre still playing mario party man lol

[@HavocRedProductions]

NL's hate for the Orlando airport is so justified. I used to travel for work for several years with MCO has my home airport and it was always the worst part of my job.