Blue balls are not a myth

[@smarty265]

the female viewership has never recovered

[@OGSumo]

Women love penits they’ll love this video

[@gnerus1972]

if they don't respect the blue balls, they can leave

[@masyumarou]

on the contrary, I've never been more entertained

[@crackedemerald4930]

this is insider information they'd never get otherwise

[@WillyShakespeare]

Somewhere out there a Kirin is laughing their ass off

[@bocccitamagoccci]

my balls turned blue once but that was more of an Avatar (2012) tribute than anything

[@pineconesnowstorm]

+2

[@hiimmeez]

+2

[@KnifeKeeper]

Blue balled so hard, watched Avatar (2009) whole 3 years after its release.

[@bocccitamagoccci]

@ I rented it at RedBox

[@Donovarkhallum]

Did you tribute to the front or back cover

[@liviousgameplay1755]

Bane of Arthropods sounds like a Dracula Flow bit. 'Enchanted my blade with Bane of Arthropods. Put fear in her cave spider."

[@Blazik3n99]

+2

[@gabrielkilwein4164]

+2

[@devinward461]

+2

[@NathanBrownisawesome]

+2

[@RichardULong]

+2

[@obsidiancrow450]

"cummy ache" is crazy

[@grimreefer9324]

i was shocked that got glossed over ngl

[@MrPork-yb5pp]

@@grimreefer9324 b/c it was a reference to an older bit

[@touchpadnm1]

I was so sad no one reacted to that, it's going to live rent free in my head for the next week

[@HongDuDev]

chiblee: eternal flame the urologist: no I said chronic inflammation

[@DazzlingCake]

+2

[@Doctor_Tumnus]

+2

[@devinward461]

+2

[@SenrabMJam]

Bane of arthropods 💀

[@lividsphincter4098]

I don't need a pill for that, those ants never knew what hit 'em

[@arenomusic]

Only way that spidussy is gonna be ready

[@HeyGrouch]

Quelaag from Dark Souls 1

[@MarcusFigueras]

Bone of arthropods more like it

[@gooseygooseman1383]

Never gonna get crabs ever again

[@RadarFinsR]

"forever, like an hour"

[@Griffith-Did-Nothing-Wrong]

hold your balls in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour

[@Craytonex]

Chib master prestige flicker gooning during the black ops era is some insane work.

[@daughterofnyx64]

+4

[@AhNoWiC]

This doesn't read as English.

[@suakeli]

All blue, no balls

[@gadunka888]

we're shit guys, of course we're painted red!

[@steamdrake8660]

My balls are blue, but I didn't use paint.

[@gadunka888]

@@steamdrake8660 *shit

[@frost9681]

​@@steamdrake8660+2

[@Jo-po2oo]

sanjis dream is to find the all blue

[@Strauss-]

NL loves chibli SO MUCH

[@NeonTiger]

i love him too, chibli is truly built different

[@Hostefar]

WE LOVE OR CHIBLEE FOLKS DON'T WE

[@TemporalDreamer]

But will he ever let him be uncle chib

[@squeedles_1943]

NL makes us laugh, chib makes NL laugh

[@fullreinhard]

Studio chibli

[@biffington]

"Im going to try and get blue balls" is an insane thing to hear.

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

Almost every statement in this video is SO right in such a wrong way its funny

[@devgonewild839]

Boner of Blue Chew: Fertility +2, Stamina +2, Intelligence -7. While under the effects of this potion, user loses all their hair and skill at Mario Party

[@obviouslyanonymous]

This content thrives so much bc on every single talking point, all but one of them is completely normal, and somehow the one who sounds insane consistently alternates every time the topic changes.

[@lr-]

7:53 Remember when chib said "bye" and posted the gemstone looking for buyer but chat couldn't see the image so half of them got gaslit into thinking the way he said bye was really funny? I still think about that sometimes.

[@Coalaboooy]

Wathcing this while delirious from low glucose levels. I ain't surviving till the end of the video

[@Neotenico]

Bro please get some gatorade. Sincerely, a fellow hypoglycemic.

[@willythewyno]

Blue pancreas

[@TheeProteanThreat]

Yeah dude you need to get something in. Shit happens fast if you ignore it too long

[@zerotoxiciti3831]

@@willythewyno +2

[@PacificEgg]

Damn that thumbnail goes hard 😂

[@aegis3505]

Honestly for the longest time i thought blue balls was a metaphor for getting rejected off home base or something. Was thouroughly suprised to find out it actually meant something

[@enotsnavdier6867]

Yeah, I thought horny guys made that shit up. Damn I was suprised when that shit HURT

[@LoachAo]

yeh, shit hurts. I didn't think it was real either

[@Sivvester]

It was always something that I was told was a thing that men said to pressure for sex. 17 year old me found out that that is a fucking lie. I mean, I'm sure men do use it as an excuse, but it's also very fuckin real. Shit sucks.

[@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep]

Happened to me twice as a teen. It hurts so much that you waddle around with a wide stance to avoid your thighs touching your balls when you walk. After that I learned you can avoid blue balls by jorking it before it happens.

[@dasamont8274]

Ah, so Viagra gives you Unbreaking, while Blue Chew gives you Sharpness

[@dasamont8274]

Anyway, what's weirder, to get a boner from looking at a mannequin or from looking at a drawing/ animation?

[@poodychulak]

They're the same thing, Sildenafil

[@arenomusic]

Big pharma is hiding the Mending one

[@warvinn]

@@poodychulak To add more info, Blue chew also offers Tadalafil and Vardenafil versions, though all of them work in the same way. Notably, they (including Sildenafil/Viagra) don't "give" you a boner, they just inhibit the enzyme that unboners your schlong once hard.

[@tomnmnmn]

@@poodychulak boner expert over here

[@axerity9212]

shoutout to the chatter at 4:27 "only if you use them off cooldown" incredible +2

[@MasterMemo]

Over the legal limit of horny is crazy

[@CrossfacePanda]

He’s speaking the truth though. Once you’re over that limit it’s not fun anymore, and just straight up painful. Even finishing just hurts like a mofo (and in my personal experience, even if you wait until the next day).

[@gnerus1972]

that sounds like sexual harassment

[@MasterMemo]

@CrossfacePanda I'm not disagreeing lol, it's just a funny phrase

[@crackedemerald4930]

how horny have you mfs been holy shit

[@jockcox]

If we say the female viewership is declining, it shall come to pass. Instead, this is actually educational content, like true crime, which is what women love to order from the content store (cut his mic).

[@ImThatGuy9000]

"I've never had a hangover" and they always fall asleep like 3 drinks in and go home

[@mangsmoof]

I thought I missed NL, but really I just missed Chibli saying insane stuff in the groupchat ❤

[@Skatedeandre]

Dude we’re SOOOOOO back

[@ThisIsEmerald]

This video is non toxic locker room talk and I appreciate it

[@lefi_is_here]

This explains his obsession with blue gumballs

[@meteorshowerz_]

Chib getting Blue Ball FOMO is the funniest shit to me

[@firefly5247]

If you have Fire Aspect you need to go to the clinic!!

[@BudewFan_]

+2

[@aroymart]

they were all sleeping on that one dude's bits. "Do girls know they hurt" was so funny

[@insertnamehere6227]

This bit came back today and I was shocked to find ouf that there were vehement blue balls deniers. Some people were so hostile about it in chat.

[@jl8417]

I think the issue is, at some point in the past it became a thing where some people would use blue balls as like, a way of pressuring someone else into having sex So to counter this, it became widespread to tell people that blue balls (as a reason for "needing" sex) was a myth And then it became Blue Balls Is a Myth (which is untrue) Iirc blue balls is mechanically the same as a tension headache Lots of blood runs towards an area, then without climax can only return around the body much slower It's more to do with blood vessels than balls and anyone can get it

[@PacificEgg]

5:23 whhhhaaaaaaaaattt did he sayyyyyyyyyyyy????

[@maxguitardj]

he was about to ask if he was r worded?????

[@gnerus1972]

@@maxguitardj absolutely valid response to THAT though

[@BananaMonkeyization]

​@@gnerus1972 Ngl it's what went through my head after hearing that lmao

[@AHaloway]

He almost got to the T before stopping himself, it's crazy. I don't blame him at all either after a statement like that.

[@emmettbrown3463]

i thought he was going for a "are you for real" 😭

[@michalswag]

i still think bane of athropods only exists in minecraft cuz they thought it sounded funny given how much early minecraft development was winging it

[@aegis3505]

"fuck them spiders lmao"

[@B2Roland]

Enchantment came WAY after "early Minecraft" bro

[@michalswag]

it came out in beta in 2011, at which point notch was still the lead developer. thats way closer to indev experiments than today, so i think it still counts as early minecraft. but perhaps we need better historiography for a game thats been developed so long.

[@geraldvanlaar]

Oh you started playing in Beta?? Ummmm actually you're not a REAL old minecrafter unless you played Cave Game /s

[@thehilariousninja]

We love our wild librarian thumbnails don't we folks

[@cas3571]

We're blue guys, of course we doodabudidabudai doodabidabudai.

[@BananaMonkeyization]

You, a peon, get blue balls. Me, a nobleman, gets *red* balls. We are not the same.

[@blahthebiste7924]

*Morpheus voice*

[@wyn9693]

but I don't use paint

[@Bruh-mu6ol]

Shouldn't it be the opposite since as a nobleman you have blue blood

[@wyn9693]

@@Bruh-mu6ol you turn blue from the absense of blood so a real nobleman turns red from the absense of blue blood

[@SMA2343]

Fire aspect Frost walker For his and her pleasure

[@MrBigNicholas]

2:33 funniest Chib moment IMO

[@gadunka888]

we're shit guys, of course we're painted red!

[@stupididiot9336]

But she didn't use paint, people, she did NOT use paint.

[@mewwww17]

I'm a Knockback gamer personally

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

Accidentally read the thumbnail as "Edging III" and that gave it a whole different meaning.

[@okamisamakun]

I do be edging iii tho

[@Green0Photon]

This is a certified Chiblee video

[@FranXiT]

Masterful throw by Ryan in the mario party game. Almost looked genuine.

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Trying to give urself blue balls is the funniest thing ever

[@coolboyyo654]

they talk about getting blue balls like schoolkids talking about moving the truck in pokemon to find mew

[@okamisamakun]

We take fire aspect in this house! 😡

[@talia_al_gabagool]

Librarian not knowing how an orchiectomy works is so funny to me

[@vinceb8123]

My favorite intellectual friendgroup with high-brow topics

[@GameTeccch]

On Disney Cruises ESPN only show ESPN related ads since it's the international version and ESPN doesn't have international advertisers. They used to show ads for Cricket and 30 for 30's on repeat and nothing else.

[@endertwelve]

Going back to hearing Apollo secretly laughing at Chib saying "BYE" was hilarious.

[@noahkumar8872]

Inside the mind of chiblee

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

i dont know what it is about this fucking mall but all the insane bits happen there

[@HappyGamerNerd1337]

We’re so bacj

[@BudewFan_]

“Do girls know when you’re half sleeping you just get em” yeppers, tho I have one too so idk if it’s really fair

[@CattoeYum]

Girllll… 😸

[@MemeSupreme69]

Thank you for doing your part for NL's view statistics 🤝

[@joseblua6566]

“If i speak, I’m in big trouble” -Jose Mourinho

[@zachho1438]

the fever of the end of a 20 round game brings us the best bits

[@illiguanas3132]

he doesnt want bane of arthopods he want spiders on his thingy

[@trizgo_]

0:39 deuces Apollo

[@mikael_void5040]

“I can’t stand you guys” 🤣 Apollo with the perfect line delivery

[@frost9681]

Librarian cooked here

[@grimreefer9324]

its literally never NOT a mario party streams i see these conversations happen

[@matyasborecky5835]

Alright so I'm going to say that I did have actually blue balls once, I was just a young teen so that shit made me think I was dying, never happened since

[@TylerDane]

Cooldown is a real thing

[@Re_Mi_Fa]

two weeks since the last "did you see this tweet" video... chop chop video boy

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

he uninstalled twitter, its over

[@Bighomie39]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau he left the right wing brainrot, but at what cost?

[@Re_Mi_Fa]

@TheLibraryofLetourneau I just fell to my knees

[@babyyodar3426]

Chiblee is legendary

[@Florassbm]

Thank you librarian.

[@makhundred]

i had blue bsalls before watching this video actually

[@AidanS99]

As someone who has accidentally given myself blue balls, I assure you it is possible and bro didn’t try hard enough. 💀

[@lanster77schannel]

Is he dressing like Ryan Seacrest on purpose?

[@HopUpOutDaBed]

outro goes hard

[@Morpheusintheblue]

Please tell me why this was the first stream I've watched. and my roommate walked by RIGHT as he said Blue balls are like going all in at the poker table then the casino lights turn out.

[@johnthomason9980]

I paint my shit blue, but i dont use balls

[@hexxibojexxi]

She Soul Speed on my Sweeping Edge till I Aqua Affinity

[@gravidust.2]

If you wait for the cooldown, you can get hard again without a debuff

[@kevinhnguyen20]

Guys

[@benellis3510]

Insane thumbnail

[@thegamemanic1911]

I fucking love Chib

[@gangstreG123]

Blue balls are real if you leave them on the table for too long

[@CersosDungeon]

I thought that was a OC 30

[@Dratini__]

chib didn't try hard enough

[@kayne2075]

Hit the jackpot but still playing slots

[@breadbaskets2772]

Blue balls do hurt

[@erfaniom9576]

imma be real honest chiblee was telling it like it is, he was so real this episode

[@clankclankimatank]

Bluechewpoop

[@ramy9103]

11:58 yoooooo?

[@DoublemintDave]

Some of Chib’s greatest work in this one

[@duk3silver]

what does it say about me that I chose this video willingly to watch while eating?

[@randomperson01]

i love chiblee

[@Shnarfbird]

I'm glad apollo mostly stayed out of this one

[@spectrehub]

Fire aspect would be so useful

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Chiblee is not reAALLL

[@PacificEgg]

Finally someones explains Blue Chew 😂 I keep getting ads on youtube for it 😂

[@enotsnavdier6867]

Targeted ads

[@spagetti9271]

HES BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[@i_Amazin_]

Librarian, you can't just clip NL to support your tweets.

[@Krackerjax]

Chiblee is my favorite virgin. I hope he stays one forever. So pure and innocent.

[@prawtism]

Pog

[@colinfrazier1058]

WOOOOOOO

[@tjovaughn]

Try before you buy 🤣

[@felix56p]

its so weird relating exactly to chib but everyone else on the call acting like hes not making any sense

[@Purin1023]

I didn't think it was real either until I got a girlfriend lol

[@internetuser5339]

W

[@mercylessplayer]

female viewership at an all time low