I Want My Dinner Now: The Morning Toast, Wednesday, June 8th, 2022

1. Todd and Julie Chrisley Found Guilty of Bank Fraud, Tax Evasion (Page Six) (12:57)
2. Julia Garner Offered Madonna Role in Universal Biopic (Variety) (17:54)
3. 'And Just Like That' Season 2 Storyline Will Include Samantha's Character (Page Six) (21:34)
4. Internet Loses its Mind Over Couple Who Said They Had Minnie, Mickey at Wedding Instead of Food (NBC) (27:52)
5. iOs 16 Will Let You Edit and Even Unsend Texts in Messages (The Verge) (36:21)
Dear Toasters ([e-mail]) (42:45)
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[@mallorydorman3986]

I just spit water all over my work laptop at the Fifth and Final story song. DYING laughing!!!! "I want dinner nooooooow"

[@CarolineQuinn]

I’m HOWLING at the end of the final story song 😂😂😂

[@liv5606]

Going viral on tiktok is the best thing to happen to the toast ever!! The girls are giving everything every day!!

[@cascascascascas954]

Jackie and the soup I am dyinnnggg

[@ameliahartman9746]

I’m with Claud on Tuesday and the hope that comes after Wednesday. Thursday is my favorite too and I’ve always said it. Friday you still have to get through the whole day!!

[@emmastegeman5667]

I truly love when claud loses it laughing. It’s the cry laugh just love it happy hump day QUEENZ

[@___KC]

Jackie reading the SATC story and immediately remembering the missed soup from the previous day’s lunch is literally me every single day 😂

[@Miranda-ms7di]

Thursday is the best day of the week! You have the whole weekend ahead of you, if you want to be productive you still have one more day to get it done or if you want to be lazy you only have one more day to chug through to the finish line.

[@Miranda-ms7di]

Also I saw Todd Chrisley irl one time in Nashville and he was perfect, like legitimately a Ken doll.

[@nicolenewkirk2337]

The final story song and iOS made my day today. 😂

[@vanessar3284]

I was totally thinking about Four Weddings when I heard about the Mickie and Minnie thing, that’s amazing! That show is too entertaining and omg some are so brutal! It’s been on for YEARS! Some are almost painful to watch but you can’t look away! I just started listening a couple days ago and already feel like I found my people 😂

[@amandabaehman5151]

not the mickey/minnie/dinner ending to the final story bop 🪦☠️😂 iconic

[@kyramackesy6162]

Thank god I came across your TikToks and found this podcast. Y'all are hilarious

[@angelaamber]

A few years ago someone was talking about the Chrisleys.. my response, "oh that one preachers family?!" The way my jaw dropped listening to this episode.

[@ashleyclingingsmith1622]

Swear I thought he was a preacher too!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m so dead that he’s not

[@angelaamber]

Today was the day that I found out Todd Chrisley wasn't a preacher. I'm w/ Jackie. Never seen their show, but I also thought that's what it was about. I'm shocked😂

[@kaitlinroberts2194]

I totally thought he was too 🤣🤣🤣

[@emmascanlon7488]

Listening to The Morning Toast is literally the happiest part of my day. You ladies are knocking it out of the park lately

[@janeyvaldez8742]

I feel seen because I’ve always said Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week!

[@gabbaselice4320]

Worse than Monday!

[@darbywinston]

Four Weddings was such a great show. They need to bring that back.

[@J-B-P]

I never get any work done on Fridays lol. ESPECIALLY working from home. I pretty much give myself a 4-day work week 😂 I just am so unmotivated, like we’re *this* close to the weekend, what do you expect

[@jessicagonzales2847]

I’m so sorry but Jackie is dead ass wrong on her take of Tuesday. Everyone knows a Monday will suck but Tuesday is when people try to get their shit together and that sucks. Also yes, Thursday > Friday bc less expectations and Thursday nights are ALWAYS and I mean always, immaculate

[@allicat-rising]

Four Weddings is everything!!! So cringe I'm obsessed.

[@sierralynn992]

Claudia said she wasn’t feeling good and thought she had Covid can you imagine her wrath waiting at a rest stop 😂 sorry Jackie’s spot on here

[@laurenmorich]

Def with claudia! Wednesday’s are great days bc ur literally almost done with the week!

[@cdohar]

Tuesday is the WOAT. period.

[@welseyketmore]

Every wedding I go to I rate it like I’m on 4 weddings lolllll

[@annieprovenzano5572]

wait there were 3 dear toasters last week! Ex girlfriend who the friend group didnt like, Fiona, and the boyfriend who sleeps until 10!

[@brookebunn]

OH MY GOD CLAUD YOU JUST UNLOCKED FOUR WEDDINGS IN MY MEMORY HAHAHAHA

[@Colleenc123]

That Reddit story has to be in the AITA thread lol

[@jennypilkington3699]

Does anyone else have major issues with the video not loading

[@taryntindill2614]

wait so they said how they didn’t say anything about pete and saint but went off on a tangent about cheesecake factory, but then still didn’t comment on it and talked more about cheesecake factory

[@ashleyvillarreal4479]

Def gotta make a clip of the days convo haha

[@cdavis1323]

Love Claudia’s TLC references

[@karinmeyer6451]

Soooo excited for the Madonna movie.

[@sambamlamb]

Omg I miss watching four weddings when I had cable

[@meganhernandez01]

IM DYING AT THE FINAL STORY. LITERAL TEARSSSSSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@aldrake011]

do they still go live? i completely miss the notifs for it! i used to watch it live previously but i feel like i haven't seen it be live for moooooonths. needing my live morning toast!

[@mollycaple343]

Nope. Haven’t gone live in years now. Well, they record it live but they don’t stream it.

[@aldrake011]

@@mollycaple343 thank you for clarifying!!

[@___KC]

Haven’t gone live since 2020!

[@whistleingchica]

Claudia is 100% on this best vs worst Days of the Week Discussion. Mondays suck but Tuesdays SUUUUUUCK. Here's why: The previous weekend feels far away. The upcoming weekend is even further away. You definitely feel like it should be Wednesday or Thursday but it's not. I could write a thesis.

[@ami72699]

Jackie you need to read A Hundred Summers by Beatriz Williams! One of my favorite books ever - perfect historical romance novel

[@greciaboys]

Funniest show of the month so far 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Itspatick111]

Bad take on the Disney wedding. On top of not having food, there was no booze and on top of that they prolly spent thousands to go to this wedding. It was a destination wedding.

[@kbert5961]

The original Top Gun is on Prime- make it toast movie of the weekend!

[@sienavetto4145]

Omg does jackie have a goodreads or storygraph we can follow??

[@___KC]

She has a good reads!

[@larisb.307]

I remain in the theory that they killed BIG knowing that he was going to have accusations arise so they worked it into the plot before they had to

[@kathrynsawyer1753]

lol Jackie it is definitely eye-oh-essss, say each letter

[@siflores13]

I love Wednesdays! Middle of the week. Thursday seems to go by quick and then POOF its Friday! I hate Tuesdays.

[@dwoww]

Not to use stereotypes, but as a gay man myself, i got a strongggg gay vibe from that chrissley guy when i first saw an ad for their tv show 👀 that factoid kind of checks out imo.

[@PerryPerryCC]

why does this discussion make me want to go to Disney

[@kellytanler7702]

Claudia, please stop holding the cards in front of your face. We need to see your expressions. Love the Morning Toast😀😀😀

[@valeriesmith3649]

Please do a patreon of Am I The Asshole!

[@karinmeyer6451]

Lmaoo dinner now!

[@melenly3104]

Wait were these the Disney Mickey and Minnie because anyone can dress up as them and it’s a total joke if they were fake and they forwent dinner for that lol

[@larisb.307]

I also thought that chrisly was a preacher....

[@nataliesulaiman7119]

What’s p John ?

[@nataliesulaiman7119]

@@annajoie700 OMG THANK YOU!

[@karavanduzer4980]

i HATE tuesday....