The Mythology Guy Sketch Compilation 1

#mythology #greekgods #zeus #themythologyguy #compilation #funny #percyjackson #tiktok
My first 20 sketches. All based around mythology

[@samuelbarber6177]

Zeus doesn’t need a Sex Counselor he needs a Lawyer to help him deal with the Sexual Harassment Law Suits from members of his own family

[@g.n.a4871]

And for the child support

[@furiousfusion7890]

Assult, not harrasment. Theres a difference.

[@KingMarkus222]

The fact that Zeus didn’t bang Aphrodite is honestly amazing to me and shocking

[@julianmitchell3035]

Uh...well...maybe?

[@ALunarLight]

He has a fear of her and Eros as (if you seen his history) he should. Just look what Eros does to Apollo

[@sechwansauce4337]

There's literally a prophecy that describes Eros as " A monster even the gods fear"

[@rashelreyes1880]

Depend the version

[@sechwansauce4337]

@@rashelreyes1880 In mythology whether something is Canon or not is very hard to say since over time all religions change

[@samuelbarber6177]

“What the hell is Hera’s problem!?” Every Riordanverse fan since The Heroes Of Olympus Book 1

[@Ghost-nj7nj]

Seriously though what is her bloody problem

[@dysphoria_1.040]

Jason: look im the main character now ill try my best to live up to what per- Percy: GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS

[@420survivorstudios4]

Leo: oh no not this again

[@tjhorsfield4152]

She's the goddess of family's and is married to Zeus. Name a family that hasn't despised each other, and zeus is just the worst possible person to marry. Those are her problems. Zeus and Hera are also siblings. Thanks for telling me that much bit at the back of the riordan books which tell you the meaning of words and both the roman and Greek names for gods.

[@soedragons3582]

Zeus, Zeus is Hera's problem

[@aronhalverson2115]

Finally someone gets that it wasn't Hercules, but Heracles, he wasn't called Hercules until the Romans came around

[@WSFMontana]

Those damn Romans, Right? 😭

[@user-jr9gw3gl7z]

@@WSFMontana lol 😂 these romans I swear on the Greek gods

[@WSFMontana]

@@user-jr9gw3gl7z 😂😂😂😂 man i tell you 😭

[@eleanorlanpher34]

Greece wasn’t called Greece until the romans came around

[@michaelmyers3808]

There are many reasons I hate the romans but this one takes the cake

[@7elope]

“ I’m a 13 years old,how about a visit from child services-“ best quote

[@doublethebenjamin8185]

No wonder Zeus raised Heracles to godhood when he was finally dying, Heracles got a lot of shit he didn't deserve, and he was still a good man through it all, and making Heracles a god was probably also the biggest F U Zeus could have given to his wife.

[@covsu9013]

Not to any PJO fans

[@sdm47]

DON’T SAY HERACLES! It’s too correct

[@jester_of_MADNESS]

He he did it with his nephew and some other weird stuff.

[@-_-queenofhappiness-_-3395]

@@jester_of_MADNESS Zeus married his sister

[@jester_of_MADNESS]

@@-_-queenofhappiness-_-3395 yea I know

[@cryptid1697]

Oedipus got his family tree and it was a circle

[@valhatan3907]

Damn

[@nickwoods6800]

I love the lamas with hats reference dude

[@itchellugo8584]

I was looking for this comment

[@doomslayer5897]

Where

[@thumbman688]

Cronus

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl there is a dead human in our house

[@amberlance3221]

Was about to leave a comment - so glad you beat me to it Llamas with hats is not dead 😄

[@kenmakozume4562]

The lamas with hats reference is amazing

[@Decidueye-2016]

Caaaaaarl that kills people!

[@gumslice]

Chrooooos that kills babies.

[@goosewithwifi840]

Agreed

[@outerspaceproduction]

Crooonnnuuuusss

[@nathanoltmans2097]

Aphrodite is married to hepheastus, to symbolise stability and creativity and the love that comes from that, but she also sleeps with war to symbolise that woman are attracted to danger. Symbolism was a big part of the Greek pantheon

[@samuelbarber6177]

Camp Half-Blood: Where we put the fate of the world and the universe in the hands of confused, emotionally-damaged pre-teens and a half-goat... I love to credit Annabeth with Percy’s continued survival across the series, but at this point I think it’s pure luck that he made it to 17.

[@jjrulez1596]

Tbf, as a child of one of the big 3, he's lucky to have made it to 14.

[@ronaldmcdonald1396]

@@jjrulez1596 Yea he is

[@dysphoria_1.040]

And then he swaggerjacked Heroes of Olympus from Jason and saved the world again

[@tjhorsfield4152]

@@dysphoria_1.040 that was Leo actually, by going supernova on the earth, but if you read the books it says that Jason destroyed the Palace of the titans, so he is a hero, possibly a hero who deserves more merit than Percy does.

[@dysphoria_1.040]

@@tjhorsfield4152 You know why Percy is better?

[@teteeheeted]

I love how the Greek Tourist Guide clip implies that they’re only the gods of Greece, like “god” (whoever you believe in) just kind of, tossed them on Greece and let them do what they want.

[@idongesitusen5764]

I like to think Dionysus intoxicated Theseus as payback for abandoning Ariadne on Naxos. Nobody screws over a god's lover unpunished.

[@tylertibbs158]

the family tree is shaped like a huge overlapping parrelel circuit

[@JulyBaby]

That Oedipus One made me laugh so much 🤣

[@nicholasbenavides4220]

I don't understand that one myself?

[@Fabio-hc9bv]

@@nicholasbenavides4220 he married his own mother and killed his father.

[@Luna426]

@@Fabio-hc9bv except he had no idea it was his mother at the time

[@Fabio-hc9bv]

@@Luna426 of course but that's the point isn't it

[@Luna426]

@@Fabio-hc9bv true, but if one doesn't know the story, it helps to include that portion

[@lesroyalty7364]

The gods watching: 👁️👄👁️

[@infiniduck100]

The gods: why's he calling us out?

[@zizikaminarithequeen4090]

Percy : I mean you deserve it

[@nathanielmartins5930]

What's wrong with Hera? Maybe that she wants to hord Zeus bloodline like a Dragon. She puts a bounty on every child of Zeus that didn't involve her.

[@thexplodenator3007]

Or maybe it’s a scummy thing to cheat on your wife

[@soedragons3582]

@@thexplodenator3007 especially when you can't do anything against the cheater because the last time you tried to overthrow him it didn't end well for you

[@captainflowers748]

@@thexplodenator3007 But why punish the child and the mother? Zeus in most cases, forces himself onto them but Hero goes after the innocent

[@thexplodenator3007]

@@captainflowers748 neither of them should be doing any of it

[@arona6692]

@@captainflowers748 because she can't take it out on Zeus, she is lashing on the weeker, more mortal ones... that's a greek godly thing to do

[@covsu9013]

Why does the camp half blood tiktok have the same vibes as getting drafted

[@kabob0077]

Because it essentially is.

[@gumslice]

@@kabob0077 but with the chance you'll be stuck in basic your whole life.

[@kabob0077]

@@gumslice Which arguably makes it worse depending on how you look at it...

[@Sc00ps1]

I learn more from this guy than school could ever teach me

[@nikoisland6731]

"Dont worry mom, Im wearing sandals!" Is an amazing line

[@samuelbarber6177]

Remus... Poor old Lupin.

[@Ar-ob9kx]

😂😂😂😂

[@jurrehuizinga7136]

Ah yes, my daily dose of Harry potter references.

[@TheUnrealRandyChavez]

Zeus is basically Like the world’s first simp

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

Uh how

[@jjboogiemasterthe3rd748]

What ?????

[@tonykalis6205]

I think you have mistaken what simp means..

[@iamwindex777]

Chad?

[@dysphoria_1.040]

He isn't a simp he's a pimp

[@genera1013]

I just realized Zeus being....Zeus was just people's way of getting away with out of wedlock pregnancy. "No, dad, I didn't have sex with the neighbor's son. Zeus did it and you know you can't say know to a god afterall"

[@elizahamilton7319]

*when you names yourself remus cause of snazzy mythology*

[@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb]

1:21 I like their shirts.

[@willowdeenpatrick5560]

It's the llamas in hats part that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mia-bs9we]

Haha love all the tiktoks😂!

[@tessadelafuente9318]

This man deserves an Oscar 🤣

[@Lucy-Lullaby]

7:12 i need to show it to my sister

[@gachagenie1154]

Cronus has a certain taste An exact rip off of Carl eating hands

[@sophiemorton927]

I can't help but to recite the original version of 'cronus has a certain taste'

[@lunasfav6681]

Love the cronus and lamas with hats crossover

[@lisagaughan7154]

For context on Oedipus, he married his mother after defeating the sphinx and killed his father on the road, both unknowingly.

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Llamas With Hats is incredible

[@llamamama1123]

I adore the friends t-shirt

[@shadowangel6107]

Random person: so Zeus how many women have you slept with Zeus:…. Yes

[@zizikaminarithequeen4090]

Same problem with all genders

[@miriga3927]

“Is she hot?” Lol, yep but she totally ditched you and refused to bear your child... Feel better next time? Or maybe in this modern era her ways have changed...

[@gumslice]

"can i use her as a forge?"

[@atoastedtoaster]

7:13 Llamas with hats reference

[@jeffreygao3956]

So far all classical in this one. It must be his first mythology.

[@kuau_Queen-kiki-4652]

I love the part when Cronus and his wife did the ,,Lama's with hats" reference

[@Reina.Nijinsky]

Hahaha 😝 Zeus seeking sex addiction counseling 😹 hugs from NYC 🍏 @3:01 Oedipus taking a ancestry DNA test 🤦🏻‍♀️clever af😳👏👏👏

[@gumslice]

Huh so you're in vicinity of camp half-blood.

[@cjtheboi1918]

I love the Llamas with Hats reference

[@quasi8180]

Zues's deadpan is gold

[@tayeteyfuzzyangel2058]

You are so amazing, you literally make my day much better you teach me the things that go on in ancient mythology and throughout all the centuries and time frames that relies in those realms. you are creative with how you demonstrate how present on the other gods and every mystical orientation of it's history alone it is very exciting and uplifting of how we all have practicality with a mixture of stupidity within our traits as humans not necessarily but, you know what I mean it is intriguing i can't get enough of you i enjoy every bit of it you are a genius.. Spontaneous in how you do in to create the diversity within your comedy, just beautiful and the fact that you teach even through the most weird knowing of factual strange history which in fact unfortunately stills goes on even today, but that is another story to touch on in a more serious matter in a way.. Even though it is mythology you speak on it just as important trust and believe that the history the different Covenants good and bad oaths and omens they still go on here today rather we want to accept it or not but, as we should know it goes way deeper then that. You have incredible insights keep it up the intellectual teaching even though you maybe just touching up on some validation just for that segment or less it is out of this world you have an extremely beautiful mind, "of course have intelligence of a beast like Hades" nevertheless keep going i love your work it is just outrageous!! Thank you for everything.. You are a true born leader there are many ways and tactics to become one or to even recognize it. You are truly gifted.. And that not even half of what you can do!!

[@sirraphael854]

I'm really glad romulus won. It would've been weird calling them remons instead of Romans.

[@scottevans591]

Man I seen u for the first time yesterday and I'm stuck you rule mythology guy✌🏽

[@thesong7877]

That 2nd Chronos one just made me think "Caaaaaarl, that killlllls people"

[@panoskexas6340]

That second cronos rhea scetch reminds me sooooo much of a Liamas with hats interaction between thr two liamas

[@trseanthomas2938]

At everything in this was pure fact

[@IcarusVikare]

The llamas with hats reference 👌

[@kylefratini2833]

Love the llamas with hats bit.

[@alucardthespy5539]

Fan of Llamas with hats?

[@aaronalkor]

3:16 Should’ve double dipped.

[@0_o_turpentine_and_bleach]

7:26 llamas with hats reference

[@sanuku535]

Indeed. Hephaestus made the rigth call.

[@kittenvibe7599]

7:11 I gotta appreciate the Lammas with hats a reference

[@jermyjerm6562]

Cronus really wanted those baby back baby back baby back Ribs

[@gdragonlord749]

Love the reference to Lamas with Hats

[@alondor]

Oh hey a Llamas with Hats reference!

[@lilythedisgruntledpotato3475]

ITS ODYSSEY TIME BABY!!

[@ibaadiqbal6180]

I thought Theseus was forced to leave the Ariadne because of Dionysus and he was so sad that he forgot to change the sails

[@merrillsmith6672]

Romulus and Remus are the names of two planets in star trek

[@theasianpersuasion87]

Llamas with hats really

[@blue-9017]

7:35 "Cronuuuuuuus("

[@jaxe8321]

THE CRONUS HAS A CERTAIN TASTE SKIT IS A COPY OF LLAMA WITH HATS EPISODE 1!

[@calamedisgaunt916]

U know why there aren't any more demigod children? The Invention of the condom. Charles Goodyear is probably in Olympus sipping nectar

[@Dues-ex-machina]

Btw the Cronus skit was a reference to llamas with hats

[@joshuajones832]

Hephaestus really said k father fair enough also Zeus is EDP not gonna lie

[@laurelsilberman5705]

“The hottest.”

[@aidcrazysol3207]

Theirs a reason chiron said If you come back, or something like that

[@Kradfire45]

So I've been on a Leaves Eyes kick lately and I was wondering if you could shed more light on Sigrlinn and her groom-to-be.

[@TheMeta141]

i love when most people tell the story of Oedipus they make it out like he and his mother found out the truth the same night they married. i guess them having 4 children and years of sex before finding out doesn't have the same ring to it.

[@commander-wulf3076]

CAAAAARRRRLLLL..... yeah i saw that copy, awesome

[@bobbyberro8107]

3:25 sounds like Disiel patches

[@renematei708]

Caaaaarl/Crooooonos

[@jacksonkirk8440]

What is it with gods and the number ten

[@benytgaming7302]

7:10 I see what your referencing… 3 years ago

[@carltontheduke2571]

What are the Theseus and and Oedipus skits?

[@SkullTheLegless]

Was that a reference to llamas with hats?

[@potato800haveaniceday]

Is the sketch at 7:11 a lama in hats reference?

[@gachagameralice7587]

I’m confused whether it’s spelled “Cronus” or “Kronos”. The way I typically see it is that it’s spelled Kronos, but I’ve been wondering if that’s actually the right way to pronounce it.

[@thexplodenator3007]

It depends in the translation. One of them is howthe letters directly translate over, one is how it would’ve actually been pronounced. But I can’t remember which is which

[@nisrasha6842]

Heracles--Bane of Hera

[@captainsmolletkermit8986]

Wasn't there a bird involved in the romulus and remus fight?

[@rashelreyes1880]

Kinda but it was used a four tune telling way I guess they both felt that they themselves should’ve won . So , they fought to the death . I believe that in some versions Romulus brought his brother back from the dead cause he felt bad

[@gumslice]

@@rashelreyes1880 brotherly love is strong I guess.

[@Nevillelongbottom515]

I can't believe Theseus leaves Ariadne when she is sleeping on the island and ditches her that's pathetic

[@redsun2001]

Caaaaaaaarl.

[@frankenstein6677]

It's really unfair that we call it an Oedipus complex...

[@captaingray6939]

Well at least cronus doesn't have a taste for women

[@DonnaBarrHerself]

Was Cronus originally a crocodile god?

[@ialive9084]

No he was the titan of the harvest and then got confused and mixed up with the greek god of time

[@xplor3553]

well now we know why the llamas acted like that dont try to correct me i know the truth

[@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621]

4:30 If you get this reference, tell me. You dare challenge me, mortal? A god of olympus!

[@stolentrevin]

the start of God of War 3?

[@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621]

Yes!

[@huilingkho3294]

would hades adopt Heracles??????? Genuine Curiosity

[@mra5754]

Would have preferred The gnome from gravity falls puking rainbows over family Guy for the The Odyssey skit

[@ricardochagas660]

7:44 lamas with hats

[@abdelkaderbouchou3728]

Didn’t Hephaestus divorced Aphrodite when he found out about her cheating on him with Ares and married one of her maiden woman I think ?, I forgot the name of that person

[@jdrvargo287]

Algaea (sometimes spelled Algaia) was the name of his second wife. And she was indeed one of Aphrodite's handmaidens. Also, unlike his marriage to Aphrodite they are actually happy together.

[@gumslice]

@@jdrvargo287 good for him he deserves it honestly after the bullshit Aphrodite put him through

[@theasandys]

I don’t mean to sound offensive, but this guy kind of sounds like Squidward

[@lukekeeling237]

It's funny because he copied the llamas with hats When chronosated's child And said coronaz has a certain taste

[@samuelraytheweirdcontentgu8551]

Has anybody ntoice this Heracles has Hera in it Zeus wife and Heracles is zeus son

[@aperson8980]

Joke only Mythology geeks would know

[@sadpotato9769]

Was that chronos eating is kids a parody from lamas with hats :v

[@adolphaselrah9506]

Why not name the kingdom Remulus or Romus?