“NO SH*T CAPTIN DUMBF**” is just the best. I love that short so much but that line is just to perfect slime !
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
IKR 🤣
@darklord1366 Жыл бұрын
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirlThere’s just something so funny about that short. It also makes it much more funny that he’s speaking in American voice.
@YourYoungGDYter5 ай бұрын
Where
@EdgarDewantoro25 ай бұрын
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl I know, that's right there dumbest short video compilation been I've even seen anything bout his comments section "..." Idk?
@katelynuwu Жыл бұрын
2:07 The best star spangled line ever.
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Жыл бұрын
NO S### CAPTAIN DUMBF###😂
@Akijinverse. Жыл бұрын
NO SHIT CAPTAIN BULLSHIT
@BOOMmasterNIM Жыл бұрын
2:08 is a better timestamp
@Emilio_180711 ай бұрын
Jaja. Es un tío. 😮
@cowboyJack77710 ай бұрын
Ha ha. He’s a guy. 😮
@langstondavis3158 Жыл бұрын
2:44 best line in the whole compilation
@YourYoungGDYter5 ай бұрын
NOOB DROP-SHOTTERS ahh moment
@StaniKaz Жыл бұрын
star spangled bald eagleyness
@Additional_Matter130 Жыл бұрын
TWO PFP SPOTTED
@StaniKaz Жыл бұрын
seek pfp spotted@@Additional_Matter130
@Additional_Matter130 Жыл бұрын
@@StaniKaz ain't no way you called me seek this PFP is based on one of my spoopy gacha club of💀
@Glowstick946 Жыл бұрын
OMG TOPT TOO!
@Dephyrus Жыл бұрын
@@Additional_Matter130Must be roblox anyways because i see the xbox cursor on your pfp :)
@KennyRBLX11 ай бұрын
10:26 blud got to excited and ascended to heaven
@Liamhumphrey941YT Жыл бұрын
2:08 no s**t captain dumbf**k got me rolling😂
@divrnal Жыл бұрын
the star spangled lungs are unstoppable 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@TinhoLorinhoBonitao Жыл бұрын
Remember kids, every youtuber, it doesn't matter how famous he is he has an secret brazilian fandom
@yuribumagnygoncalvessampai7560 Жыл бұрын
Kkkkkk thats true
@W_Akah11 ай бұрын
@@yuribumagnygoncalvessampai7560 ksksksksksks Yeah me brazillian too boi
@igorg710111 ай бұрын
Watafocki activision?? Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh o cara tá sempre gritando no final, eu não aguento kakakakakakaka
@W_Akah11 ай бұрын
eu tbm ele e muito emgraçado @@igorg7101
@naliniharrycharan298411 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@FishE_VR2511 ай бұрын
Are we not going to talk when he said “Star spangled legends to subscribe” the “Subscribe” button actually had a rainbow outline?
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH) RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (Stops) (Faints)
@zuzunight491511 ай бұрын
🤣
@zechariahsigmon64119 ай бұрын
Amazing
@JWayne-vb1yg Жыл бұрын
this dude is absolutely hilarious, id love to play with him sometime if only I enjoyed the newer cods lmao
@OCDHI Жыл бұрын
Lol
@KeiraSamson Жыл бұрын
21 MINUTES OF STAR SPANGLED LUNGS?? ITS A DREEEAM COME TRUEEEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Jony.128510 ай бұрын
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@AmariTheMan5 ай бұрын
LIKE I SWEAR ITS THE BEST THING TO MAKE I SWEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
@aron-cp9qj8 ай бұрын
"meat is a small @$$ map with a meat locker in the middle... That's it!" Got me flyin through the house laughing till I'm dead😂
@JaidenTheArtisticWurm Жыл бұрын
The hero we never asked for yet desperately needed. 'Merica 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Jackiechu02 Жыл бұрын
:/
@dumflame Жыл бұрын
:/
@GibletMyBeloved14 Жыл бұрын
@@Jackiechu02 Fuck, they're here.
@Jackiechu02 Жыл бұрын
@@GibletMyBeloved14 😈 That's right
@Extracord Жыл бұрын
@@GibletMyBeloved14 They're everywhere
@LewdaCRITS5 ай бұрын
0:09 TF2 players: “haha shotgun go boom”
@V3m_logo_GTA6 Жыл бұрын
10:25 "Ascends with the power of the star spangled RAAAAAHHHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
@josecontreras8609Ай бұрын
9:09 hehe, ram-7 spin
@donatocomparin2805 Жыл бұрын
YOU FINNALY MAKE A WHOLE SHORT INTO A KZbin COMPILATION I can fucking stop scrooling for life Also i love your spangle goku screaming lol Its feel like im gonna rage quit like that lol
@tristanseide529711 ай бұрын
As a drop shoter and a shotgun user, i apologize to absolutely fucking nobody.
@LiamSalgado-w8k5 ай бұрын
0:51 try to put that in your ear with max volume (it’s your choosing)
@janthebombastic Жыл бұрын
You are my fav cod KZbinrs of all time 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 keep up the good work .
@christalcarez462010 ай бұрын
"BUT FINALLY WE CAN ENJOY GTA SIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" was the best line i ever heard
@edikanp24098 ай бұрын
2:00 YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKIN DESPISE!?🤬🤬🤬🤬
@swaggdupford33419 ай бұрын
0:51 he should do this yelling 1 or 2 full hour video
@philliboi1238 ай бұрын
Just go to his 300K special and loop the video for a hour
@legodude17 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this video since I found this channel. It’s finally here. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@DusttrustVeteran11 ай бұрын
I got addicted to this channel
@breadknife22312 ай бұрын
2:46 spongebob reference
@SireQuex Жыл бұрын
this is the compilation I never knew I needed
@jamiebouzigard95275 ай бұрын
0:54 *yells in freedom*
@fealmar111 ай бұрын
15:22 I love Dorkly bro, they are so epic!
@edikanp24098 ай бұрын
0:06 STOP USIN FUCKIN SHOTGUNS!!!!
@swererer8 ай бұрын
“Hi, im barber Walters.” “I’m an eagle.” “You’re not an eagle! You’re an adult man!” “I’m an eagle.” **argues in eagle, guns, found fathers, and America.**
@adamadkins964110 ай бұрын
2:02 Me when I heard this: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@shadowslime364010 ай бұрын
Good lord this is like the third time I'm watching this and my organs still die😂
@t1mes_tw0_OSC11 ай бұрын
“YOU UNSKILLED *inhale* FELIIIIIINE” *screams in freedom*
@AirportPlaneSpotting9 ай бұрын
I can’t even relate to half this stuff but I watch it anyway cos it’s so god-dam funny 😂
@louiebht2620 Жыл бұрын
We didn’t want this compilation, we needed this
@THESiblingTRIO-tb1ie10 ай бұрын
"No shit captain dumbfuck" really had me cracking up
@ChadBroskie20097 ай бұрын
DUDE, I listen to this shit SO MUCH, and it NEVER ceases to crack a laugh!"
@Ferbsbrother_Powersurge_EX7 ай бұрын
I wonder where the one with the “Replace your damn smoke alarm batteries!” went…
@sherayastanford4 ай бұрын
Finally a compilation of shorts
@edikanp24098 ай бұрын
2:35 HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL FUCKING DROPSHOTTING IN 2023!?!?!?!
@deathmaster61944 ай бұрын
15:03 FACTS 😂😂
@proegg335611 ай бұрын
My favorite part is when he screamed
@Golgothebest4 ай бұрын
16:35 oh damn. Slime finally turned super saiyan god.
@nathanstrobel28916 ай бұрын
2:08 had me crying 😂🤣😂🤣
@edikanp24098 ай бұрын
1:02 WHY IS THERE SO MANY FUCKIN ATTACHMENTS!!!!!!
@alexanderiwaszko33659 ай бұрын
6:36 IT WAS EXACTLY 3:27 AM RN YOU GOT ME SHITTING BRICKS
@Loganator-q6n Жыл бұрын
Me: I kinda wanna see who can use the American Star song as a voice TheNinjaSlime: *Star-Spangled scream*
@redacted2000-y6r8 ай бұрын
every single one of his videos ends with a star-sprangeled scream.
@echointhedark22 Жыл бұрын
Proud to be a Star Spangled Subscriber 🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Goldambush_alt Жыл бұрын
same
@DMMPX Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@chanhkhiemtran9010 Жыл бұрын
Same here *RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH🔊🔊🔊🔊🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥*
@nicoleedwards43299 ай бұрын
JOLLY GOOD SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
@J0S3415 Жыл бұрын
First, shotguns are SHIT. Second, i have your full star spangled scream ringtone and alarm😌
@hudsondouglas1138 ай бұрын
“Frying and buying” Amazing reference
@Levcookingandgaming8 ай бұрын
i was doing the iconic "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at every end of his funny shorts :D
@MrKarluchina7 ай бұрын
11:29 I think they jinxed it
@DenaWebb5 ай бұрын
10:19 Today I got a new phone case *proceeds to scream at the top of his lungs*
@Cyanstrat8 ай бұрын
“unskilled feline” 😂
@marthagibson35477 ай бұрын
18:24 Got me 😂😂😂😂
@Seraph2100 Жыл бұрын
“!WARNING!: Lot of swearing” *proceeds to censor the swearing*
His actually says truth about shotguns. IT'S NOT A FUCKIN COOKIE CLICKER!
@LK-1D38 ай бұрын
9:20 love this one
@SovetskayaUSSR11 ай бұрын
I FINALLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FROM ALL THIS!!!!!! **INHALE** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@itsthaLevi Жыл бұрын
God Bless America for this Compilation🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@gabe-u8l6 ай бұрын
I was crying and saluting while watching this video 😭
@kolkagaming12347 ай бұрын
Bro really spoke in American Anthem Language.
@edikanp24096 ай бұрын
15:05 poor Patrick..
@edikanp24096 ай бұрын
15:04
@Flemish_dude.5 ай бұрын
Mr.beast: The challenge is that you have to be a Patriot This dude: Mission completed is there something else? Mr.Beast 😮
@ChannelIsNotInUse Жыл бұрын
Take a shot for every star spangled scream you hear
@AviationWAtch111 ай бұрын
Oh No OuR TAbLe iTS BROkeN!!!
@SetoTheMotivated_StM5 ай бұрын
Bro is harnessing the power of all of America
@PhilippinesAFP11 ай бұрын
1:54 1:59 2:32 3:07 3:46 when I was drinking orange juice and then I spit it out 💀
@AkutamiGeGe-t9j Жыл бұрын
He has ascended to PATRIOTIC SSJ7 Lol 😂😂😂😂
@carldover6911 ай бұрын
LIKE COME ON MOOOOOOOOOOVE 15:44
@flopsyyt Жыл бұрын
When are you doing the full tutorial on how to do the star spangled voice?
@sinoiram Жыл бұрын
he did
@Hellfireandfriends11 ай бұрын
It’s auto tune
@evolvingmc1738 ай бұрын
The first short is what got me in this channel
@BlockedGD11 ай бұрын
HOW THE F**K IS THERE 50 GRIIIPS!? got me dying 😂
@SoulBoyDoesArt Жыл бұрын
Nationalism unlocked 😂
@WeirdAnimationsGuy9 ай бұрын
I watch this while animating and laugh at some parts when im not even paying attention you crack me up dude hooray you found nothing
@Maxxy-rblx11 ай бұрын
I'm screencasting my computer to my tv and watching this
@troymilano52244 ай бұрын
5:19 keep talking
@Its_Yadi9 ай бұрын
This Made Me Laugh Non-stop🤣
@Colorcat7294710 ай бұрын
BRO THIS DUDE IS GOATED I HAD TOO SUB ASAP (I have been watching his vids for a while now) :)
@marthagibson35477 ай бұрын
2:35 Why people were droppshotting in 2023?
@SuperDog2917 Жыл бұрын
The best star spangled shouter in existence
@Terrairacat10 ай бұрын
My favorite one is the smoke alarm video
@ShadowDemon34gamez001 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥
@Neptunesalad12 Жыл бұрын
At the end "AMERICA FREEDOM NOISES FROM F*UCKING HAND LASERS RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
@MarineStaffSergeantPro10 ай бұрын
6:33 shit enough bricks to build a 5 star hotel
@tstreamer023-yp9ji9 ай бұрын
You make me laugh with the voice😂😂😂😂😂
@IWantToWatchLNK6 ай бұрын
0:30 god da*mn wasnt monetized wtf
@janetsmith46686 ай бұрын
Then use sh*t enough bricks to build a 5 star hotel 😂😂😂
@Cleaningsuppliesman1019 ай бұрын
its basically him screaming in the mic
@THEDEMONGAMER177 Жыл бұрын
My reaction to the 2 new black ops games: my time has come…. I am at peace at last…
@Azarchris255 ай бұрын
Ah yes, a scream of freedom
@Azarchris255 ай бұрын
btw 14:30 is a comment from Slim Jim for those who didn't notice