Theo's Fears and Excitement about Marriage

Theo talks about some of his concerns about marriage and what he looks forward too.
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[@abbysheridan1429]

I hope at some point everyone who experienced a lack of love in their childhood gets to experience a love that eradicates that hole in their heart.

[@torithibs]

❤️🥺

[@astroboirap]

what about a buttHOLE in aruba

[@77audiochic]

The elevator is going to break anyway. It’s nice to have someone to share the experience. Gang

[@amberunthank7209]

As a female, I was married for a long time and now am a widow because he passed away due to complications from long-term addiction. You stay married until death even through all the worst stuff. When you get married, you can explore your fantasies, such as exploring your wife's other holes and whatever else. You discuss what will be okay and what is not in terms of porn etc. Also, girls are super clean and will not care about flushing what you forgot. A person who has had a crappy childhood similar to yours is raising my two kids the complete opposite and they are annoyed with how much I show them, love. A spouse is your best friend who loves you no matter what and wants to explore life with you. Don't stress about the future and just enjoy the time you have now. Love you buddy.

[@steve1340]

One of the realist most self aware people. Stay strong homie

[@monkeyloven]

If you're that worried about it then you don't need to worry about it. People who care that much don't give kids shitty or unloved childhoods. ❤️

[@SlotMachineSergei]

Don’t be scared homie

[@drewramos8691]

your awesome theo i love watching you figure things out very relatable

[@Testycoyote]

I love how his description of coming home to a loving family instead of a strangers asking who he was sounds like he’s speaking from experience lol 5:01

[@rachelgrahamforever]

I used to freak out about all that too about marriage and a baby. But all my worries just converted into me being extra aware of my own actions and words and make me a better spouse and parent. I spent almost my whole 20’s future trippin’ and have now spent the last 10 years making up for lost time. I just wish I didn’t stress out so much about the future. The key for me is just do it. Try it. If it doesn’t work, move on. Also big thing- I feel like a lot of the stuff I was worried about like say specifically “how will I be able to have a baby if I’m in school and working full time with very little family help?” That thought made me not want to have a baby. But then I did it anyways - and I’m 14 months post partum and things have legit worked themselves out. Cross the proverbial bridge when you get to it.

[@sarahmanry2016]

Theo so sensitive aww

[@monkeyloven]

Stay busy, you'll be alright! You are always cracking my husband and I up, love The King and the Sting show! 👆😘

[@JarredG1]

if you have love in your heart, for yourself and who your with there is nothing to fear

[@PlantHoardingAdventures]

dont trip.... when you meet the right person all that shit will melt away. my husband and I were never planning to get married but now that we are its pretty awesome, he is my favorite person in the world and i only wish that if i was in a jam he was the one there with me to help me figure shit out, its almost like you become this awesome super unit that works to uplift each other. don't be scuuuurd, when you meet her you will know, and she won't care about porn or you checking out other chicks or your poop lol

[@FoundinFlorida]

Commenting 3 years later….once you meet a woman you want to give up those extracurricular activities for, you won’t obsess on the minor issues. Especially when you become a Daddy to 3 or 4 Gang Gangs and Lil Theos, you’ll be deep into and Desensitized to 99% of everything! Be mentally prepared to be your family’s Master Plumber, as well as insect/rodent exterminator! Fun times for real! You’ll be SO PROUD of your wife, kids, house & pets! You’re going to be an AWESOME Dad!!

[@averyboyle8493]

You and me both brother.

[@KE-ph1ss]

100% about bathroom. People need to have respect and boundaries. I didn’t move into our new house until we had exhaust fans installed in all bathrooms. My husband couldn’t understand why but...there are just done things that are a ‘no’ from me.

[@dohran]

I've never related this much to your words before

[@belindaamarisvasquez9443]

So when we getting married

[@kayla0810]

Me and my husband have separate bathrooms! I think it’s key.

[@THEparanoidream]

when you find real real good love, with the right person, all these fears disappear

[@jennifertimms3948]

Do the right thing because you know it's right not bc ppl are looking that way when no one is looking you still know what the right thing is because you are a good person !!!

[@julesmauldin6431]

Any woman or child would be lucky to have you :) keep it up rockstar

[@buzzybee186]

Theo! I just want to little spoon him and tell him he's perfect as he is. We are all fucked up. It's just finding that other fucked up person where it doesn't matter. Bigger fish to fry than our own insecurities. Much love Theo!!

[@onmywayup94]

theo man go start a family and spread your love

[@DND600]

Theo not trying to pay child support

[@jennifertimms3948]

Just someone that is on your wavelength and not unreasonable and someone that values you to the highest level and always holds you up to high standards and always has your best interest in mind, also someone that is the same behind closed doors than they are in front of everyone else. Keep your word and respect but if you do slip up always just be honest because everyone is human and you have more respect when you're honest. That bathroom fear thing is legit my biggest fear.. so crazy.

[@Michelle.A79]

Theo, don’t be afraid to get into a serious relationship, I hope you find the right lady because you deserve to be happy with someone someday.

[@no_prisoners6474]

5 years later…

[@sagedandy123]

When you meetings right woman you wont have those thoughts.

[@YewrinePish]

Get 2 bathrooms homie. Literally your own bathroom will save your marriage lmao

[@el5495]

I'm the same way about the bathrooms

[@el5495]

also bed

[@kalijuri]

Separate bathrooms

[@debbieday7223]

So weird to watch your different personalities emerge. People who fall in need of an individual. Have nothing but peace about being with them forever. They are deeply connected. Operate as a unite. And aren't fixated on people's Bun Holes. There is something more fulfilling then sex with a new ensemble of body parts. When you're ready. You'll want someone and only that someone for life It won't be scary nor will you have hesitations. Meanwhile poke around all you want if it's that fulfilling

[@jennifertimms3948]

I feel exactly the same way !! So weird haha

[@magicknight13]

A lot of these fears can be addressed thru living with someone and being in a long term relationship but they are all valid, everything will be okay and I know there are many women out there who would love to be with you. Life isn't a race, go at your own pace ☺️

[@no_prisoners6474]

lol using someone as if it’s a test drive? Yeah sure

[@secretson5556]

Stole couple of my thoughts 🧐

[@tikki9629]

Why his eyes bright blue?

[@goonerbean4680]

Then you’ve not met anyone who you’d love to be stuck with. That’s sad

[@samsmobilepressurewashing8422]

I have a fear of my regular customers not paying me

[@zoezzzarko1117]

I had a dream.... That I was dating Theo 💜

[@TheBugsybunny1]

When you find the one you won’t question it!

[@elihernandez800]

Knew this comment was from a woman before i even read your name

[@TheBugsybunny1]

Meaning?

[@Jesse-fk3xc]

Legitimate concerns. Marriage is pretty dumb when you think about it, especially when you're somewhat rich and famous!

[@jennifertimms3948]

That was suppose to be the added to my last comment I was saying in general not to you specifically 😊

[@colleenshea2293]

A house with several bathrooms !!! Done.

[@Joelontugs]

Fear of not being able to go get some strange lol

[@Joelontugs]

The von fucking gents ot ttqts real shit

[@kennethgibson1092]

Love is a misunderstanding between two idiots.....

[@JosephLamb1989]

Never get married. Ever

[@t.j.watson7112]

Sooo you're not going to sit there and talk to me and maybe hold my hand well im having a shit 🤷‍♂️💔

[@pfftwhut7638]

Dude Theo you need to just go asexual lol relationships take up way too much mental space

[@shawnmclean7932]

Commitmaphobia.

[@bhipsahoy1220]

the pros are worth it theo. you arnt truly a man until you take that step🐀👑

[@ADucksOpinion]

u cant look at porn if your married? what

[@clffrd-eo8lx]

Smart men don't get married. No benefit for men.