We'll be here, Theo. Like a fat chick in love, we'll tell complete strangers how much we love you. We can't be stopped without proper equipment!

Damn Theo. You are expressing to Bobby that he looks more like he was pasted and glued along but Bobby had the right way to retort. Ill state this based upon personal experience. So here goes.... If your dog goes off your porch and fights with another dog, you take the charge and deal because you couldnt get him to stay apart and mind the circumstantial need to remain. Part 2..... These fucking comedians also have been so restricted and traumatized to exercise the craft that makes people happy due to social politics that they've had to re-invent and re-establish to adhere. Now however, they are being freed again! Free Willy! Let my favorite of all people spin their jokes and comedic ideologies and do your chores at home. Listen or don't but true comedy deserves a pass without censorship. We need to laugh people!

Teal swan is a trauma expert let's get her on the podcast

Imagine white people hyping up dating white people based on stereotypes and skincolor people would be screaming about Wyt supremacy till the cows came home.

Ya love ta see it folks! Carry on good sir!

I just distract people from wondering why I’m peeing so long by crying

Gaethje deserved this fight, surely not porior.

That guy doesn’t hire people who have pre marital sex 😂 he’s a moron

call in the SBG's, this one's gettin outta hand!

My son and I wave to the garbage men every week. Respect

<3 from shithole midwest. Keep on doing what you do brother!

500 episodes down! They drove into an embankment.

Is it like a DeWalt.

Bruh this brings back memories lol

I love ya brother. I love hearing what u have to say and even joke about. Your awesome, funny and a Deep thinker. 💞💪💓

Overworked people have always gotten burned out. Nothing new with that. The difference is social media gives them 100 reasons a day to feel burned out and it fuels their discontent. In the old days you didn’t get the opinions of every Tom, Dick and Harry screamed at you 24/7 which is fuel for the human irritation fire. Life was once quiet. I feel sorry for people who have grown up with social media. It’s not how life really is.

Been here since the first one! Actually i watched Theo for years before the podcast. What an amazing ride.

Been a fan since the Road Rules days.....Theo was my favorite

"We open on 3 hours!" Yikes

Please clip the pidgeon rant 😂

I love LOVE your current intro song. Beautiful & perfect

Lol “on the way to the beach” i remember that

We had a blind person come in... We had Michael Bisping come there Fuck man

Theo is hilarious and he understands the importance of having interesting people on who know how to converse.

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Totally deserving to continue!

Love this lady.

Omg leg arms lol 🍓🌺

You're smashing it, keep it coming!

The best acid I ever did was with a carnie when I was 15. My friends and I were on the Gravitron ride and the carnie operating it in the middle pointed at me and said “You! You’re invited to a party behind the Kamikaze at midnight!” I thought that meant we were going to play the games and they would give us all the cool prizes or some shit lol, so me and six of my friends show up and it was two carnies with a sheet of acid. We took them back to one of our friend’s apartment, tripped on the best acid I ever did, and then dropped the carnies back off the next morning. We get back to my friends apartment and just when I’m starting to come down my dad shows up to pick me up for his weekend, takes one look at me, stops at a convenience store and hands me a huge bottle of orange juice and says “if you’re gonna do it, do it right, drink the damn orange juice”. I’m 42 and still don’t like orange juice lol.

Hey Theo, you said a couple years ago you have a cats rib cage. What does that mean? Is it cured or is it scoliosis? We love you man anyway.

maxedy:for titan cameraman 😘🍭

Put Theo on the show!!!

Lets go!🎉 Cant wait to listen to another 500!

letsgoo

Oh i didnt relize how early i was here lol hey theo good job brother

My favorite BR map when I was still playing mobile :D! Thanks bud! 🧡💖

Theo Von gives Elmer Fudd vibes.

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Remember the rock and roll coke mirrors?

Destroying your bloodline because you watched BET, womp, womp, womp!

I like how, he doesn't even try and I laugh.

so absolutely ridiculous to keep suggesting that most women just somehow don’t get enough fulfillment from life and a successful career that they just NEED to settle down and have kids and give it all up. like holy shit

The fact that theo genuinely didn't think of himself as "the rich" is craazy

Take him to Mr Bean

McCocksucker is a wild name lol

For me, modern women embody so many negative stereotypes, I can’t find myself liking them. Attracted to them sure, but I don’t like them. I don’t like vulnerability, I don’t like solipsism, I don’t like aversion to accountability, I don’t like highly emotional people, I don’t like how easily they fall for social movements & group think. Are they beautiful? You bet they are. But I want nothing to do with them anymore

I owe the Restaraunt I managed a good $5k at least. Too easy to steal cash when you’re the manager and can do mental math/write down the amounts

Theo a true goat unlike some other cats 😮

France is a African shit hole of diarrhea now I was there 2 times last year. They are f’d