Theo Von LOVES The New York Mayor 😂

Credits: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@Koschei_2065]

That ain’t no kid, that’s a full grown thug with HELLA opps 😂

[@antwandadon2341]

Worse it’s a teenager with anger issues and an ego.

[@cypher1160]

@@antwandadon2341and nothing to lose 😭🤣

[@someguywithamustache7235]

Mostly likely has an edgar 😂

[@Officialmryuck]

What podcast is this?!

[@Koschei_2065]

@MasterInMotion he wasn’t even close

[@Upsidedownpopsicle]

Your child is probably hiding a family of 6 migrants behind that book.

[@malcomx1924]

Not if that’s his personal home…. He doesn’t want them close to him, only his citizens get the honor of having their neighborhoood destroyed.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-io9jj5gy3w]

Lov it

[@MarcelPolman]

Family?

[@famedud3]

Always an extremist that just makes yall look stupid 😂😂😂😂😂

[@captainchaos1741]

"This seems like a normal pillow, but inside is a nuclear warhead"

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

He said "secreet or hide drugs" secreet. Like a popped pimple man 😂

[@demetrius7266]

Dude if a doll starts secreting anything I'm calling a priest.

[@farfromirrational948]

I thought I misheard....ya why does the mayor of New York not know the meaning of the word secrete....or more importantly, why is he using it in a sentence lol.

[@Mike-hu3pp]

Listen again. It's not the doll secreting, it's the kid secreting the drugs. Sweating them out from a great night before with the doll before perhaps? Think that child needs professional help.

[@merncat3384]

​@@Mike-hu3pp he literally says "this [the baby doll] could be a place where you could secrete or hide drugs" The word makes no sense in that sentence.

[@willl7780]

OMG....100%

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

​@@farfromirrational948diversity hire😂

[@chrisbenn6764]

This is like an SNL skit 😆

[@petergethins-rm1rj]

Lol

[@jesyking6606]

Right?! Lmao 😂

[@Baby-Teef]

😂nailed it!

[@thezwerdz8560]

The entire world is one big continuously running SNL skit now.

[@iamskorch]

This is way funnier than SNL

[@Koc216]

“Simple as a crack pipe” ,I’m using this line for every situation

[@CursetheVandal]

Simple as a crack pipe homie

[@weidwingelobjegdiv]

Slick

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Always check the teddy bears. Secreting these crack pipes left and right

[@bettycocker2226]

his mouth said "simple as a crack pipe" but his mind was saying "oh that's where i left that"

[@zacharymcnealy2621]

Yooo 😂

[@CryTechGames]

Bro was on a 4-day crack binge himself when he came up with this stuff lol

[@sea302]

Dont forget the battery powered toothbrush. You might think his batteries are dead, but thats where he hides the crack.

[@matthewgilfus1640]

It still vibrates without batteries because it's tweeking the fk out.

[@sea302]

@@matthewgilfus1640 🤣🤣🤣

[@favreFOURLife21]

Man pulled out a 5 pound steel frame revolver out a pillow 😂😂😂

[@Craigslist444]

Not 5 pounds and almost every gun is steel framed. What a dumb comment.

[@TS34675]

"We call this the heavy sleeper" 😂

[@azeraxosu3051]

​@@TS34675😂😂😂

[@user-zr4un6tk8b]

​@TS34675 😂😂

[@RockShoxLoon]

It wasn't hidden, the pillow was a diy suppressor.

[@RC--jd7db]

The mayor ain’t a savage he just mental

[@venomgoldenreaper3834]

No he aint lol my mom used to find all my shit with this mindset when i was a teen lmaoo

[@Thawhid]

​@@venomgoldenreaper3834 she still hasn't found the diId0 you stole from her though

[@ONETimothy2.12-14]

​@Reptile710 My dad would be.at ur azz till you turned religious then force you to build a shed with him all day.

[@jacobellis750]

NY has big problems and this clown is making dumb psa's. Good job, Mayor.

[@nahumhernandezg2188]

​@@venomgoldenreaper3834I think he is talking about him as a mayor

[@erikgibbs9400]

New York: all yo kids got crack pipes in they dolls

[@johnshipman2772]

"And if you look under the shelf you'll see here we got plastic explosives" New York City Mayor

[@steveo9144]

When ur kid is Pablo Escobar 🤣🤣

[@samfisher2306]

or Viktor Bout 😅

[@gotomychanneltoseemyname]

“Something simple as a crack pipe.” Excuse me what??!!😂😂😂

[@swississue8550]

Maaan ! You could smoke marijuwana, crack cocaine, it could double up as a weapon of mass destruction, i mean if it was Tungsten and you enriched it with magnesium carbide deposits then sent 150 Gw through it well who knows what might grow on the surface of the moon ? Where my car keys at i gotta apoinment with my analyst at 2...

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

😂😂 "make sure to check your kids teddy bear you migjt find their fentynl stash, look at that, you saved your childs life today" 😂

[@michealspry2561]

Just a simple crack pipe sounds like his kid is a gang member😂😂😂

[@kennethmeeker6369]

The man has to be smoking crock to run a city in the ground.

[@andrewferguson8032]

Crack pipes are only simple in the hood

[@dschafar6679]

"You think your left ear is itchy? No, it's a knife with a barbed hook."

[@travisschaefer5286]

That is the best PSA ever created. The fact that he says “secrete” is amazing

[@efraserify]

"Look into their left shoe. You think it's a simple shoe, no, reach your hand in - that's right. A TANK"

[@gfp1464]

Okkkkk bro 😂😂😂🤣 extra af but basically yes

[@tooshady47446ttv]

😂

[@eerstenkeer1591]

a full grown tank too

[@samjohnson2801]

Bruh

[@michealspry2561]

It's probably a Sherman tank.😂😂

[@m3g4f4il1]

Here u see a simple gun, but inside you'll find, a gun

[@show_me_your_kitties]

😂😂😂😂

[@homebrew332]

😂

[@SealSlapper]

Inside that gun is a simple crack pipe

[@seth3153]

​@SealSlapper but inside the simple cracked pipe you'll find a simple rocket

[@RockShoxLoon]

This might look like your average child's Colt 1911 but inside you'll find something as simple as a Phalanx CIWS

[@lukemartin9167]

New York: the only city that turns parents into tsa officers.

[@SaltedRabbit]

I love how the mayor has a bag of drugs, a crackpipe and a revolver 😂😂😂💀Some NY shit lmfao

[@j102h]

"Oh what's that behind the lamppost? Your child was hiding an RPG"

[@MutarFuqueer]

If you feel something bumpy in your pillow, it is probably a fighter jet.

[@sdm_za]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IDrankALavaLamp]

OHHH, so that's where my F-22 Raptor went!

[@ms50fifty]

Probably a Rabbit with fresh batteries 🔋 😅😮

[@nicholasneyhart396]

This is no joke, I felt something lumpy in my pillow case, it was just that my pillow sucks.

[@deetee2829]

That man has been to jail! 😂

[@pjj9491]

Seems like the mayor is reliving his childhood😂

[@jabbascript1333]

The mayor's kid is gangsta AF!

[@matthewmatthew3955]

My man just taught me 4 hiding places

[@FayeBae69]

Taught you 4 places to not hide things anymore😂

[@t-dog82]

My ammo behind picture frame .. Brilliant !! 😂

[@acas6551]

These were terrible hiding places! What happened to "under the mattress!?

[@againstthegrain3664]

I found a nuclear warhead in my kids' mattress once. The codes were hidden in his math book. I'm so glad mayor Adam's is doing these videos. The nyc streets are so safe now

[@FredDurst00]

They deadass give out crackpipes for free in this city 💀

[@BadgerSaidSo]

When he picked up the baby and said "this is a place you could secrete" i lost my shit

[@reddfoxx9019]

secrete , had me rolling

[@jefffoy530]

Same. The people who confidently use words incorrectly like this clown are always good for a laugh. It negates almost everything else they say as well.

[@tdawg6877]

@@jefffoy530it was funny. But if u look in the dictionary he actually used the word correctly

[@invisalats841]

​@tdawg6877 Yeah, it's just a poor choice given the average reading and comprehension scores in the US... it's an older term in his usage of it and isn't used in such a way by the general public. Also, why are there so many guns and who hides loose bullets behind a picture frame? lol

[@thecannaiseur1535]

I was so caught off by him saying “secrete” that I didn’t even put the 2 together. 🤣🤣

[@CRlMZlN]

Did my guy really pick up a baby doll and say "this is a place you can SECRETE"?

[@bigzodiac6331]

He showing us what he used to do 😂

[@user-om8gc5iz4v]

Wow if he didn't say that was the mayor of New York I honestly would of thought it was a comedy sketch 😂

[@masteraurelio]

It is comedy, with them gun restriction laws NY has.

[@gallegaditastv2853]

😂😂😂

[@therealmonkfromtibet]

Where the mayor is hiding his brain????

[@atalleywak]

Getting them used to prison cell shakedowns, i guess. Crayon? Nope! Little bastard sharpened that into a shiv!

[@aycaramba3553]

"Shakedown!" "Lockdown!"

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Haha right?!

[@Pg-ch5nb]

@@ONETimothy2.12-14lmao why are you mad at us because your father beat you as a kid? Sounds like you need some help there buddy.

[@HaltDieKlappa]

​@@ONETimothy2.12-14 There's an edit button in case you'd like to make your comment make any sense

[@ONETimothy2.12-14]

​@HaltDieKlappa lmao literally posted under wrong op.

[@FROSTWINDYT]

Kid is an arms dealer 😂

[@abelreyna8781]

F*cking Lord of War lol

[@Lou2U2-hn1qq]

Where's my bottle cap throat cutter ?

[@HUNTENT247]

5 year olds watching this taking notes in Crayon.

[@visualdosage234]

Who was his kid biggie smalls? 😂😂😂

[@noahleek9696]

that shit made me laugh

[@IdrisAlzo]

This guys son is Smokey from Friday

[@nostradamus7648]

Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls 😂

[@voodooviolin]

😂😂😂

[@yogijaya2897]

No mashed potatoes under the bed

[@show_me_your_kitties]

I haven't laughed this hard in months

[@2020bud]

If he keeps looking he could find a better mayor

[@fredtaylor9792]

Always, ALWAYS check the jury box!

[@jackievelasquez7328]

This is his own house, he must be so proud

[@JDA-88]

That explains why Debo down the street still plays with dolls. Here I was thinking his elevator didn’t go to the top floor… man’s a genius.

[@wookiebeefs8992]

Is “thinking his elevator didn’t go to the top floor” a euphemism for slow? If so it’s already in my vocabulary

[@YaNeK92]

*When you see a great educational video on where to hide stuff:* 😂😂😂

[@babylonhasfallen1329]

I found my kid hiding a stealth bomber under her squishmallow collection.

[@adg1017]

He’s their MAYOR!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowkinggamerart7960]

“Tell me you grew yp in gotham, without actually telling me you grew up in gotham” 😂

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Lol he grew up in Gotham lol

[@jacobdavis1752]

When you raise maximum security kids 🎉

[@outlawblack123]

In his defense, he was a NYC cop for over 20 years and probably has seen everything he displayed.

[@robertrush-vt6od]

dude needs to keep a better eye on his kid god damn

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Shut up 😂😂😂

[@Captainaceguy00]

I’m starting to think his kid might be getting into some nefarious activities

[@jangofett9083]

@@Captainaceguy00maybe he’s taking parenting advice from Joe Biden 😂

[@AmericanRationalist]

If my kid had a 38 special in his pillow, I’d ask for protection. They clearly are more gangster than I am.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

You made me pee my pants

[@patsol8013]

If your kids hiding multiple 38 specials in his room thats Al Capone not your kid 😂

[@matthewgilfus1640]

@@patsol8013 Nah, that IS my kid.

[@capicornboss]

😂😂😂

[@mikedubb4890]

That pillow and the doll was actually a good hiding spot

[@smoteytothemax]

Man he knew all of my best spots

[@bobbycarmony5546]

underneath the mattress is a rocket launcher

[@matthewgilfus1640]

Nah, a scouter and 5 of the 7 Dragonballs.

[@SkeleZen]

Someone needs to make Theo Von do podcast with Veo Thon. Id live for that 😭

[@davidrozo8094]

"If you see a stack of vintage video games, you better look behind it. There's an MG42 there, he's not a collector" 😅😂

[@crazyguy_1233]

The most a teen kid would be hiding is weed.

[@Payday2_Medic.]

Bro found the fucking jackpot

[@Tbessix220]

Bro's kid is a menace

[@LoJahn]

Dude just taught kids how to hide drugs and weapons in pillows..

[@just_joe9101]

A fucking revolver inside a pillow case lmao. "HEY DAD YOU SEE ME 6 SHOOTER?"

[@adamgonzalez9650]

Sounds like an average new york youth starter kit

[@Jose-ze1sn]

Shit would've been hilarious if there was a mousetrap inside the bookbag 😂 "It's a little bumpy- - Aaaah!"

[@censored4christ162]

A snake in a can. I had a girlfriend one time i looked in a pockete of her bag and oulled oht a calculator, i hit the on button And it electrocuted me

[@dysnomia6413]

🤣🤣 Someone needs to parody this real quick

[@matthewgilfus1640]

Nah, it's a whole damn Claymore mine.

[@PapayaSalad562]

Mayor: police state your house today for a brighter future, probably.

[@sidthetech7623]

This seems more like a public service announcement informing of various ways to hide paraphernalia.

[@bojangles9200]

This guy has maxed out his scavenger perk

[@850bassman7]

Watch out that your kids don’t secrete a pillow gun. Know I’m sayin?

[@mikeywhispers1588]

I wish I could of seen his face when someone told him what secrete actually means once they finished filming this 😳🫠

[@Saki4the916]

Shit i got one😂😂

[@ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah]

I hate when that happens

[@fidelflores5802]

​@@mikeywhispers1588he used it right

[@tdawg6877]

@@mikeywhispers1588secrete is a verb that can mean to secrete fluid, but also a verb meaning to hide something. Look it up, he used it correctly. It is a commonly used police term, and as mayor adams was a cop, I’m not surprised he used it. I’ve seen secrete used that way in lots of police reports

[@WhiteOak09]

He's not only a horrible person/man/mayor but he's also a horrible parent , anybody surprised 😂

[@hardassteel]

It’s just a purse, but there’s actually a rocket launcher inside.

[@pocasanchez]

The way he just said "secrete" in place of concealed😂

[@abrahamisaac4311]

You can see Shane Gillis brain writing a joke

[@nateno8965]

Or just maybe he's watching something

[@scottmckinney9073]

This is worse than this is your brain on drugs commercials

[@miguelstein8431]

Y’all got anymore of them drug secreting dolls?

[@markhozey]

Lol the old 🥚 in a frying pan. This is more like D.A.R.E 2.0 meets scared straight lol

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Lol fr fr

[@SkiingUhtred]

Something BUMPEH, hope my son didn’t get into grandmas peanut brittle! UH OH he’s got a GUN! 😂😂😂

[@coburnboeder2320]

"Beneath something as simple as this mouse pad you may find your child is hiding an AIM-9 Sidewinder missile."

[@bglyngdohmawphlang6749]

He's exactly what I thought a NY Major would be like.....😂😂

[@user-op8cw6li4o]

Mayor is a mental giant 😂😂😂

[@-Atrocious]

​@@truetranny"Secrete" Origin mid 18th century: alteration of the obsolete verb secret ‘keep secret’ conceal; hide. "the assets had been secreted in Swiss bank accounts" I didn't make the word up just relaying the information.

[@sebastiankormnendy2651]

Bet joe bieden did not check hunters backpack

[@sarahkelley9045]

LMAO!! If he did he kept what he found.

[@viktorbirkeland6520]

Who is Joe bieden? Is he your classmate?

[@You_Tube_is_retarded]

​@@viktorbirkeland6520Eric Trump hides things in the empty space between his father's ears, Donny never finds it either, but he does get suspicious because he knows there's not usually anything in that space but air.

[@thedreflacko]

​@@viktorbirkeland6520yes

[@Brad-jq4tp]

@@viktorbirkeland6520Yo momma

[@BANGbucketHEAD]

I hid my grenades with my plastic toy guns. My mom thought they was toy grenades

[@dodesign1228]

Seems like he has a lot to deal with at home 🤔🤣

[@Iraqi-RepublicanGuards]

The kid: what you doin goin thru my shit bloooooodd ** finger movements as gang signs ** lots of them

[@chk3700]

Lmfaoooooo

[@hamnchee]

Lots of them😂

[@andrewclark5050]

When your mayor used to walk the turn at shawshank

[@thepalehorse1980]

He's like "look at this baby's shoe. This looks like an ordinary baby's shoe but in reality this is a perfect hiding place for a machete and a meth pipe..":Pulls out machete and meth pipe from his own pocket🤣🤣🤣

[@tammycaldwell6513]

Mayor is just giving his own stash places away😂😂😂

[@profoundwanderer1441]

"MF is giving away all our hiding spots!" -No one

[@CarCoSaNoLa]

Cocaine is a hell of drug

[@happy_go_lucky_arts555]

The mayor of new York is fuckin strapped😂

[@Batlca]

That's not a kid. That's a fkn entrepreneur 🤣

[@Hamburgler6.9]

Did he say you could secrete money in a doll? Bro don't know what words mean and he's a mayor? Wild.

[@larsbambi1575]

I know a guy that secretes into a doll😂 he got it at a porn shop😂

[@oPurpleGorillao]

Affirmative action brother 👍

[@stephaniehughes3154]

I was thinking the same thing 🤦‍♀️

[@narf7942]

Libs will vote for anyone lol

[@goblinbollocks2838]

Google it. It has two almost contradictory uses. He used it correctly.

[@oMaZe-bl6fp]

Man he watches to many movies

[@_critikillz_]

Checks under the mattress, finds a nuclear warhead😂

[@tomquinn3208]

He ain’t lying 😂 As a kid, you can come up with some slick shit trying to hide your stash 😂

[@Aryzo]

I dont think hes using the word secrete right 😂

[@goblinbollocks2838]

He is, Google it. There's a whole situation going on further on up in the comments about this and I think it's about to get sexual

[@reacherfan9487]

Yeah secrete can also mean to hide. As far as I was ever aware, that was the most common use I ever heard it being used for.

[@shayhawkins0407]

See these Jordans See these holes in these Jordans You never know what a child could be hiding in the holes of these Jordans "Uhh Feet?" No... - Pulls out Chinese spy balloon-

[@matthewgilfus1640]

Nah, a scouter and 5 of the 7 Dragonballs.

[@aisforapple2494]

That guy can't control his kids! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thlee3]

im now adding the verb “se’crete” to my lexicon

[@peytonhallberg3615]

The black bouroughs rotting is Robert Moses’ fault though

[@mohnjarx7801]

Along with the blacks living there

[@GreenGenerationTV]

Sure lol. Not because of a cancerous culture where rap and having children out of wedlock are glorified.

[@rickyb533]

This "mayor" is a COMPLETE JOKE 🤨

[@Larrynofairy]

Nah lol criminals really hide stuff in places you wouldn’t look lol, he’s experienced

[@isanynameavailable6]

He’s nervous cause he’s hiding a bunch of illegals in your closet…. As far as I’m concerned he’s a traitor, he gives our money to people who shouldn’t be here while actual New Yorkers live on the street

[@kasparsbajars]

That’s that smooth criminal MJ was singing about

[@synapses9973]

Being the mayor of New York he has definitely seen court cases and heard parent testimonies of these exact scenarios 😂

[@kellshere4872]

Fire thrower is behind the TV