Theo Von and John Mulaney exchanging stories from when they were addicted to stimulants. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440. Full podcast here - • John Mulaney | This Pa...
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@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂
@lucynjambi2442 Жыл бұрын
He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
@bullcrap9409 Жыл бұрын
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
@revwillyg6450 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver
@thisthingiminto Жыл бұрын
3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.
@porkch0mp53811 ай бұрын
its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar
@dubkatmtl7 ай бұрын
Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao
@Munthegun5 ай бұрын
@@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol
@C.U.N.Tahiti4 ай бұрын
It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy
@aidenlakata76624 ай бұрын
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
@clanbigger4 Жыл бұрын
Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.
@Squidjustice_11 ай бұрын
No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂
@TrevorGray475822 күн бұрын
Dude I swear I didn’t look this up but that’s Andrew from BigMouth. I have this thing with voices because of Autism. I can make people.
@RayRhino1 Жыл бұрын
Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second
@jennifers.38183 ай бұрын
Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂
@jamesbunyan173711 ай бұрын
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
@mc9828 Жыл бұрын
I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great
@hucklebuckchuck72186 ай бұрын
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
@MrNncon4 ай бұрын
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
@sirmegallot3276 Жыл бұрын
Jesus, let the dude tell his story....
@iikantsleep011 ай бұрын
Stop telling Jesus wat to do
@TheB00tyWarrior3 ай бұрын
You've never done cocaine
@jjwilling93953 ай бұрын
@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.
@benjaminschuler72213 ай бұрын
Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?
@TrevorGray475822 күн бұрын
He did………. The Bible. They are free.
@user-bm7td2wo5f Жыл бұрын
Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast
@drumgold23 Жыл бұрын
Fake addicts everywhere in show biz
@eleven9286 Жыл бұрын
and?
@Blaztoize Жыл бұрын
@@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times
@ignaciocamacho5564 Жыл бұрын
@@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding
@user-wb7nv9ht1g Жыл бұрын
He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row
@jhubjrbrbr Жыл бұрын
This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview
@DrewD76 Жыл бұрын
It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣
@RiverboatPirate2 ай бұрын
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol. But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier. On a side note- If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets... If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
@Felipao216 Жыл бұрын
He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol
@LuxuryBeatsMusic Жыл бұрын
lmfao 😂
@taotaostrong11 ай бұрын
His reality testing is cracking me up.
@Yourmomgoestocolledge11 ай бұрын
Strawberry was on coke a long time... he could tell... he could tell 😂😂😂
@arkfinz49476 сағат бұрын
That kaleidoscope demonstration was wild
@RoldanRR00 Жыл бұрын
This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.
@TrevorGray475822 күн бұрын
Didn’t feel that way at all. Not sure if you had got comfortable yet being by yourself in the new apartment. It’s ok bro just buy a cat or dog or whatever the fuck your into haha!
@theworkethic Жыл бұрын
This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.
@Skip-vm1rf Жыл бұрын
yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.
@handsomeblackman25511 ай бұрын
Stories like these make you relapse. Then feel miserable the next day.....
@Chillllllbruh2 ай бұрын
Why you lie to yourself with your username like that? Crack?
@ryanharber4512 Жыл бұрын
3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL
@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh Жыл бұрын
😂
@middy774 Жыл бұрын
“It’s your office!” Lmao
@damienperez352511 ай бұрын
Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....
@JohnDoe-cd6ro Жыл бұрын
More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.
@stevee.7419 Жыл бұрын
Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.
@nsns7993 Жыл бұрын
What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂
@123456789helloman Жыл бұрын
Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes
@astralmatrix Жыл бұрын
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@johnbrooks8552 Жыл бұрын
@@astralmatrix it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
@user-fj9zd6me5o2 ай бұрын
Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂
@zackamania6534 Жыл бұрын
2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories
@NarcoticZombie2 ай бұрын
"how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol
@alrasheedsalih874610 ай бұрын
The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂
@ChannelVideoYoutube11 ай бұрын
Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol
@Patrick.Weightman Жыл бұрын
"You could feel the despair"
@bobs280911 ай бұрын
I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.
@Ndizzyinthehizzy2 ай бұрын
He was a coke addict. Old habits die hard. Talking back quickly is all he knows.
@petegonad Жыл бұрын
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
@briannagomez601929 күн бұрын
Me snabbbing chopppers before I g greet my family at the family gathering 😂😂😂😂
@bbtyu9686Күн бұрын
John is like talking too 10 married woman
@jameswhoever37303 ай бұрын
He cuts him off every couple seconds.
@ghostmantagshome-er6pb22 күн бұрын
He keeps interrupting.
@kieranoneill6768 Жыл бұрын
John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope
@marcojaimes3702 Жыл бұрын
Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol
@unrealnews Жыл бұрын
Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.
@adamredden2007 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.
@rick-db1wr Жыл бұрын
@@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?
@asapmoses1565 Жыл бұрын
That hand motion was messing with me
@alexkoefman Жыл бұрын
I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused
@jbone1982wi3 ай бұрын
Lmao off the baby changing station!
@nicholasmorello637011 ай бұрын
Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit
@bobcabot Жыл бұрын
"undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...
@Teenywing3 ай бұрын
‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️
@chattycathydoll3 ай бұрын
"everything kinda lined up..."
@jedahn11 ай бұрын
Dude is a walking cocaine story.
@worldpeaceplease49383 ай бұрын
Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident
@thismothafuckasaid7304 Жыл бұрын
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
@theworkethic Жыл бұрын
😂 no such place exists
@LuxuryBeatsMusic Жыл бұрын
I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂
@jwj8201 Жыл бұрын
Somebody better come cover this guy up!
@dyingangelo Жыл бұрын
i remember lee's reaction. lmao
@nicholashardick5959 Жыл бұрын
Let him tell the story Mulaney
@kathrinsides28384 ай бұрын
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
@joe569846 ай бұрын
Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?
@John-eo4zm17 күн бұрын
This bro is a muppet.
@user-yr9di3jv2l10 ай бұрын
Minutes of fun, hours of agony
@jessemontano7622 ай бұрын
theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...
@gypsonny28 ай бұрын
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
@tennishill1775 ай бұрын
lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much
@ShanePalmer-666Ай бұрын
Been going hard lately 3 day bender sleep for a day repeat
@adamredden2007 Жыл бұрын
In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.
@WROJ Жыл бұрын
Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh
@trippy9320 Жыл бұрын
no need to compare
@OceaninmyshadesАй бұрын
Mulaney needs to work on not cutting people off. He would not let Theo finish one sentence.
@OkieCoinHunter5 ай бұрын
This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk
@CatFighterForce93 ай бұрын
bruh lmao
@Snakeman612 Жыл бұрын
Thats a scary Coke story???
@toplistcrew76453 ай бұрын
The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!
@NunYa953Ай бұрын
All of us heavy cocaine users can not only relate, but have a handful of stories at least this crazy.
@yonasegeleta98337 ай бұрын
Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set
@roscoemuttley11 ай бұрын
Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.
@uno1industries Жыл бұрын
2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts
@brianmcdowell6066 Жыл бұрын
I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo
@johndailey23235 ай бұрын
I seem over covered- hahaha
@jeffmccloud905 Жыл бұрын
saw Mulaney in Honolulu about a month ago. hilarious
@redwood1133 Жыл бұрын
Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.
@murky16Ай бұрын
1:04 I couldn’t imagine being an addict as John Mulaney. He has the most innocent non drug user look about him😂 so yea he’s probably had people think he was an undercover lots of times
@NorthernSouthside6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂
@rodkavanagh852516 күн бұрын
Strawberry for sure knew. Do a show where you ask him.
@leemori905 ай бұрын
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
@elnino2761 Жыл бұрын
Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????
@adrianmatarazzo6913 ай бұрын
Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.
@vastexpanse8521 Жыл бұрын
Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.
@TonyFrickey-ur9jy2 ай бұрын
Two brilliant of comedians being honest men.
@johnsellas4455 Жыл бұрын
The baby changing station
@nmap-p-3 күн бұрын
Interviewer interrupting the stiry is so annoying
@richboyprado Жыл бұрын
Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn Жыл бұрын
Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.
@nickl67154 ай бұрын
Definitely not twice…
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn4 ай бұрын
@nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂
@keircampbell93743 ай бұрын
I have
@havardpedersen11383 ай бұрын
Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?
@JB-dm5gmАй бұрын
Damn thats what i need bruh
@SmokeyjoedamanedamythdalegendАй бұрын
Coke is the one drug I never had a problem with. I tried it and I loved it but it’s like weed for me the high just gradually went away. I didn’t care if I did more, I’d like to but if I couldn’t I didn’t care. My best friend started selling it, he’d ask me to come over just to play video games and give me free lines of pure Coke. He legit told me he cut the first couple bags he gave me till he knew I could handle it and then it was all uncut. Still didn’t care. It made me feel like a hair metal rockstar when I did a bump. Like just the most badass leather jacket biker in the bar. Even tho it’s 7am and I’m doing a line off my homies phone while driving him to the methadone clinic while he holds the wheel and I’m face down doing 50. Great fucking times honestly and if white powder fentanyl didn’t look like coke I’d still do it. Coke was awesome it was like having a beer but hell I got more addicted to beer than uncut beautiful Coke. I miss it dearly ain’t done none in years god knows how many, I did meth few months ago coke just too hard to find in the south Edit: my best friend started injecting and switched to smoking crack to save his veins. He always went above and beyond with drugs and I more or less dipped my toes and did free coke and went home to smoke weed and drink. He probably stayed up doing coke god knows how easy it is to get addicted with it in your face everyday while your doing it
@richardc3693 Жыл бұрын
He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane
@chuckironsight3914Ай бұрын
i did cocaine , .5 g , every single day for 3 years straight because i could get it from my boss every shift start....i left that job and never even thought about wanting coke ever agian...i feel like i am very lucky i didnt get addicted. whats weird is i smoked pot every day for years after that and when i quit that i got so damn sick, only reason i got sick was because i was so busy at work i forgot about smoking weed, i havent smoked since
@sarcasmo5711 ай бұрын
It's a hell of a drug.
@user-gi8gf8pg2r7 ай бұрын
A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home
@TS-id2hi2 ай бұрын
“welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭
@outcold26962 ай бұрын
Let the man tell his story dude!
@HARRY__Pecker6 ай бұрын
You guys make everyone famous 😂😂😂
@johnflamm13272 ай бұрын
Theo's all Gacked up!
@NighttLevi3 ай бұрын
Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂
@cenoviopereira86038 ай бұрын
That emoticon looks more like crack
@Esteem_Boat_Willy11 ай бұрын
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
@dildoshwagins2222 Жыл бұрын
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
@Zzrdemon66333 ай бұрын
I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!
@bobhope4949Ай бұрын
One time me and my friend went out to the bar with his sister his cousin and some other girl, we ended up scoring a g and splits it, go to another bar and when I come out from the pisser some dudes got us blocked in…… turns out it othergirls ex boyfriend, dude tries to run us off the road, girls call the cops, we trunk the rest of the blow, my friends just chit chatting the cop while high out of his skull, I’m sitting in the car thinking, dude…….. get back in the car before we get in trouble lol🤦🏻♂️
@elarr8733 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, let the host tell the story. Wait. What?
@ARTIST.EVEREST Жыл бұрын
A smooch 😅
@CreepyStalker66Ай бұрын
The guy who keeps cutting Theo off is pissing me off. I dont always feel that way if that happens but fuck, I wanted to hear the story
@johnjohns4405 ай бұрын
1000 dollar cab ride
@user-bq7iy7bt9v Жыл бұрын
You know he was doing coke WITH Andy Cohen in the bathroom lmfao. Not just in separate stalls.